Back row, dead center.
Objectively the best seat.
Not if it's stuck to the ceiling.
That popcorn doesn't follow the laws of physics at all XD
>>69222692
Are you a spider?
ITT, Characters too pure and angelic for this lowly world
>>69222641
What. Portman is a dirty whore.
>>69222726
Pics
>>69222726
Padme was too good for this world, thats why she left it too soon. An angel
Can someone give me a quick summary of what happened during this whole phase? I spent half of civil war confused as fuck since I've only seen Avengers 1 and IM3.
The only I know is that Jarvis was Ultron and Tony got his nightlight removed
>>69222412
>Jarvis was Ultron
Wrong
>>69222412
Fuck off idiot.
>>69222412
Tony made ultron because he thinks he can save the earth but it fucks up, many die in a Russian nation cuz of ultron, scarlet witch is new avenger, ant man is an avenger now, vision is a fusion of an infinity stone and Jarvis consciousness
>Dorne
>the entire plot is now fucked, womyn killed everyone including the prince despite the fact this doesn't make any sense completely shitting on any resemblance of character the Sand Snakes might have but hey girl power also Oberyn's whore is now a character
>King's Landing
>ignore fucking everything happening politically, let's focus on Cersei who's now a good mother and a sane person muh Margery adventures with le religious cult there's literally nothing going in the capital of westeros
>Winterfell
>muh Sansa, muh Brienne of Tarth killing every man she encounters
>East
>Dany being womyn in every scene who's under constant threat of death and RAPE and being even more retarded than the books, now the girl who translates for her is also present in every scene
>Wall
>Malisendre in sympathetic light and she's sad
>North
>Mara Reed is important for some reason, in fact, Bran NEEDS her. Bran is having visions of independent women from the past.
>Iron Islands
>Asha/Yara is going to defy an old guy in every scene now
>Bravos
>Arya still being a boring, rehashed storyline that's not moving. More stupid shit with jaquin hgar and his funny way of talking. Will she kill more men this season? Gee I wonder
What else? Did I forget anyone else? Oh yeah Queen of Thorns being the only Tyrell who matters. Probably going to introduce even more women in the following episodes and kill more rapists pigs men.
No it was these three men
>grrm being a fat piece of shit and not finishing the books meaning they ran out of material
>DnD making up OC when there was no need
>now they are forced to rely on their own poor writing skills since the fatman never finished the series
Literally all the problems can be blamed on these men.
>>69222081
the problem with game of thrones is that interesting male characters who do things get killed while boring shitty female characters who complain and fuck things up never get killed and at worst get raped which only gives them another excuse to complain and fuck things up.
>>69222806
dead guys
ned
rob
tywin
drogo
oberyn
the hound
stannis
renly
joffrey
dead women
cate
rob's slutty wife
?
shitty, boring alive women clogging up the plot and never dying
redheaded slag
badly dyed blonde crackwhore
the fat one
the man
quasimodo
le sand sneks
honestly about to watch this for the first time no bait, what am i to expect?
>>69222051
Fun space adventure.
>>69222051
laser swords
>>69222051
>bad guys fire hundreds of rounds
>never hit a single fucking person
>good guys mercilessly fuck up the bad guys with ease
>dialogue is atrocious
>basics of the story completely stolen from other writers
It's shit
Opinions on this guy?
He's not very funny, just kind of amusing like Chevy in the life imitates art sort of way.
>>69221543
Based. Even for the original "quirkmaster" he's managed not to wear out his welcome.
Bowfinger. That is all. And it's only funny because of Eddie Murphy
How do you feel about spoiler culture these days? It seems like no one gives a fuck about spoiling things for other people.
If you wanna see a movie without knowing about spoilers avoid any and all kinds of interaction with people online and in real life
>>69221303
I think the only people that get "spoiled" are morons that believe anything they read on the internet.VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM!
>>69221303
Spoilers only matter for plot based shitflix. True patricians only watch kino that has transcended the need for traditional narrative tropes.
Wheel of Time is getting a tv series according to Google+ and Dragonmount. How about that
I honestly want to see the Billy Zane version done full-on
I honestly want to see the Bailey Jane version done full-on
>>69221265
where were you two weeks ago when it was announced. There's not going to be anything to talk about for at least another year.
You're in the club and this beast walks up and snatches your motherfucker birthday.
Keep in mind he's 6'4" and weighs over 300 pounds.
What do you do?
I'm sorry to hear that.
cause now
EASY.
>You will NEVER watch the DS9 spinoff where Dukat, Kira, Damar, and Ziyal go on space adventures in a stolen Bird of Prey
>You will NEVER watch Dukat slowly work his magic on Kira and redpill her on the occupation
>You will NEVER watch the episode where Damar and Weyoun put aside their differences over a raucous 24-hour Kanar bender
>You will NEVER watch the episode where Kira has to give Ziyal 'the talk'
>You will NEVER watch the infamous Kira-Damar bodyswap episode
>You will NEVER watch Kira catch Ziyal smoking in the engine room and redpill her on the occupation
>>69221089
Star Trek is dead, long live Star Trek: Continues!
I'd rather watch dukat during the occupation desu
>>69221089
How do you say 'JDIMSA' in Bajoran?
What does /tv/ think of Starship Troopers?
>>69221026
great film, Verhoeven's best sci-fi IMO
>>69221026
Loved it. Sequels are shit though.
What's next step for motion pictures?
More /v/edditor memes for sure.
>>69220670
is this real?
>>69220883
Unfortunately
Im looking for some good netflix suggestions.
i've already seen most of the movies that are usually recommended so i was wondering if /tv/ has a good obscure movie recommendation .
bonus points for documentaries but any genre is welcome.
>>69220581
This one, OP.
>>69220840
Thanks anon
I'll check this one out
>>69220581
This...watch it
It's so real and awesome. How can DC even compete at this point? Also Jennifer Lawrence looks pretty hot in this trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHMNlsmj0uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfc23JbQ-aw
>>69220422
Gee wizz! I know, fellow anon! this is going to be a swell movie indeed! I can't wait to see X-Men: Apocalypse (tm) in theaters everywhere! Also, I won't forget to buy all X-men: Apocalypse merchandise!
>>69220422
gay as fuck
>>69220422
>my gf looks 1:1 identical to jlaw
What do I do?
this is good for you? can you explain why?
I just watched it and it was one of the most boring, awful horror films I've ever seen
it's fucking NOTHING
>>69220399
this and It Follows tricking retarded horror plebs into watching slow-burning arthouse dramas is the greatest achievement of modern mainstream cinema
>>69220399
I thought it was pretty decent. Wasn't exactly scary, just made me feel kinda uncomfortable.
nobody gives a shit about your garbage opinion OP
you are just one stupid mongrel on fucking 4chan
literally nobody heres cares
