>My favorite comedian is Adam Sandler
what do /tv/?
>>69276860
get her drunk, she's obviously easy
>>69276889
Then fall in love with her and punch her in the nose
Get it, punch drunk love?
>>69276860
>on your date
Kek
Actually, I was out with a girl recently, and she said Pineapple Express was one of her favourites.
What do I do, /tv/?
Everyone already knows r=l=j at this point but D&D seem to act like its some huge uber secret. I thought it would be revealed tonight, but no. How long will they drag this shit out?
until the end of the season obviously
They thought they were being clever with the Jon is actually dead crap for a year, so I'm sure they'll drag this out as long as they can.
>>69276832
When he meets Dany.
So NO ONE is gonna talk about this HORRIBLY shoop't run scene???
C'mon, mangs, Slap that bitch ass fan boi out your bitch asses.
the russos are hacks
You can SEE the ground moving faster than their feet when it touches ground.
They had ONE job. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C36VkNXlJSE
It looked pretty damn good to me.
Any advice on his you make three people running at 60 mph look NOT fucked up?
>its an anon paces around his room monologuing lines from different movies episode
Boyo, fuck off back to r9k.
I've been seeing you make these threads on both boards.
>it's an anon takes up gambling and loses everything because he thought it would make him look cool episode
Ain't even joking. This actually happened
>character kills himself just to see if anyone cares
>no one does
Soviet films are great. Is there any worthwhile East German cinema?
Batman v Superman
>>69276708
Civil War > BvS
>>69276763
Civil War just felt like an episode of a cartoon
How was this well-received?
>cringeworthy dialogue everywhere
>awful CGI
>bland action scenes
>teenager jokes every single time (yes, I understand that this is the character in the comics)
So... how?
>>69276532
Fortunately the rest of the world does not share your autism.
they think they ironically find it funny so it's 'ok'
>le 'it's supposed to be stupid'
I feel like I see this thread every 10 minutes.
Maybe if you didn't complain about things constantly, you would have a chance at getting a gf.
>I need 3 months
>You have 5 seconds
this thread was funnier when the last anon posted it less than 8 hours ago
>>69276421
I only had 8 hours
>>69276640
You're done. You're not funny. You're not original. You're nothing. You're a wayward redditor with shit taste in humor and you should never post again. Don't even reply to me.
>muh mutants
Muh everything.
>>69276319
>some irish coont as pringlesman
Is this the real life?
>>69276319
Why isn't he in the mainstream Marvel movies? They got Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver already, why not him?
This movie made me feel stupid.
This thread made me feel stupid.
>just stand there and take hits even though you can snap their necks in a heart beat
>>69276196
That's because you are.
Wait, aren't Storm and the chink supposed to be good guys?
>>69276139
Why do they wear silly costumes? Who makes them? What purpose do they serve?
>>69276139
When the fuck did Halle Berry stop being Storm and this LGBT literally who take over?
>>69276345
Why do they have superpowers? Why is Oscar Isaac debasing himself to capeshit and spaceshit? Why do the jews ruin everything?
Is Ghostthe only one left alive?
>>69276093
You forgetting Nymeria and Summer there son
>>69276093
No, Nymerias (Arya's wolf) whereabouts are unknown.
Chekhov's wolfpack
its happening
Can /tv/ recommend me some essential martial arts/action kino? Alredy watched pic related and it was GOAT.
>>69276086
So if it truly was "Greatest of all time" then why watch anything else?
Just watch it again, you turbo-pleb.
>>69276127
Figure of speech, fampaitachi.
final fight wasnt as good
YARR HOW YE BE TODAY MATEYS?
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN DOUBLESBECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY RIGHT NOW
>>69276028
Arrrrr! I've got a steering wheel attached to the front of me pants!T'is drivin me nuts!
Ya better start believing in pirate threads, anon - you're in one!
>Green Room bombs
>Midnight Special bombs
>Captain America makes hundreds of millions
>Jungle Book makes hundreds of millions
Fuck disney, fuck capeshit, fuck reboots and remakes, and fuck you casuals that eat up that shit.
Is Green Room the best film of 2016 so far? I think so.
>>69275975
I went and saw green room twice. Even my girlfriend really liked it.
If they gave these movies a marketing budget they'd probably do a lot better but they aren't interested in doing anything that won't make $1bn
>>69276073
>If they gave these movies a marketing budget they'd probably do a lot better
Exactly why I singled out Green Room and Midnight Special. Lots of movies I like I can see why they weren't hits but I can't understand why these weren't given marketing pushes. They both could've been huge success but everyone is so obsessed with tentpoles that great films are being overlooked. It's ridiculous.
Did they do him justice?
>>69275876
wasnt there supposed to be 3 kingsguard?
>2 swords dual wielding shit
fucking gay, couldnt even tell which one was Dawn.
>>69276007
wasnt this show supposed to be good?
>known specifically for wielding Dawn the great sword of House Dayne
>let's give him two swords to dual-wield that will be cool
