ITT: We pretend we're pirates
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YARR HOW YE BE TODAY MATEYS?
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN DOUBLESBECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY RIGHT NOW
>>69276028
Arrrrr! I've got a steering wheel attached to the front of me pants!T'is drivin me nuts!
Ya better start believing in pirate threads, anon - you're in one!
I's be lookin' for the long lost treasure of the double
Has ye seen it anywhere matie?
>>69276028
Yaaarr! We fucked Johnny's career!!
>>69279300
Tally ho!
>>69278083
IF IT'S DOUBLES YOU SEEK
THEN TAKE A LITTLE PEEK
AT MY REPEATING INTEGERS
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE
High Quality Download - thanks (:
>>69279466
CHECK THESE DUBLOONS
>>69279440
Good Form!!
Have some pirates on a hard drive barge
YAR
>>69279874
>those machineguns
AVAST! THE SOMALIANS BE HERE
>>69279933
DUBS HO
BY JOVE
DUBS HO
Arrr I want ta kill meself mateys! Yarharhar! Shitposting doesn't numb the burnin poopdeck anymore!
I fucking hate this place
>>69280197
Avast, mateys! A faggot!
>>69280165
>>69280197
KEEL HAUL THESE LANDLUBBERS
what are your favorite pirate movies?
I like Captain Blood and the original Mutiny on the Bounty but I haven't seen very many. I like swashbucklers. I wish they still made them
>>69280251
Fun fact: Long John Silver's accent in the 1950 version of Treasure Island is responsible for what we consider to be the "pirate accent".
>>69280323
Aaaaarrrr ya sayin pirates didnt talk like this originally sonny boy???
>>69280244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw
>>69280251
It's been a long time since I saw it but Cutthroat Island had a kickass ship explosion in it. It did poorly and I don't remember much of it other than "I have your balls."
CAIPTAYHNE JACQUE
PARLEY
WELL THATS A DOWNTIDE LADDIE
would you rather be a pirate or an old west outlaw?
both had on average careers that lasted only around 2 years max (their lives ending with their jobs) but had tons of fun and did lots of cool shit
pirates probably had a harder life, being on a ship and all most of the time, but they also probably had more fun so i say pirate myself
>>69280686
'Ello POPPET.
>>69280758
Old West for sure.
Ship life was fucking hard.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKBEARD
>>69280758
Anybody know if there are any Italian pirate movies? It would be neat if there were equivalents to spaghetti westerns.
I've heard Black Sails is good but still need to watch it. Do naval movies and shows count for this thread? Master and Commander and the Hornblower series were pretty good ship movies even though they weren't really pirates
F WE TOOK YAR EYEPATCH OFF MATE WOULD YE BE IN EXTREME PAIN
>>69281220
YER A MIGHTY GRAND BLOKE
>>69280701
CAUSE AT THIS MOMENT
If I removed yar eyepatch, would ye die?
HE DIDN'T SWIM SO GOOD
>>69281523
P'RAPS HE BE WONDERING WHY YOU SHOOT A LAD BEFO' DROWNING HIM
>>69279466
We have an accord?!
>>69281311
I'VE A MIND TAH
>>69280758
Pirate life
>Chill out in the sun on your kickass ship
>Occasionaly raid ships with your best m8s
>Visit tropical locations
>Get drunk with you m8s while you all sing shanties
Old west outlaw life
>Stuck in a boring ass desert
>Have to wear a thick duster in shitty Texan weather
>Indian savages might try scalp you in your fucking sleep at your camp
Got to go with pirate m80
>>69281596
Well congratulations, ya got yer parley. So what's the next step of yer master plan matey?
Like pain? Try wearing a corset!
WHAT ARRRR YE DOIN?
>>69281596
BANEBEARD?
there was a swashbuckling batman years ago
>>69281716
SCUTTLIN THIS BUCKET
WITH NARY A SURVIVOR
>>69281632
COMMENDEER EVERY LAST BASTARD BIRTHDAY
>>69281716
That be to sink this here ship. With none survivors!
LOOK AT ME! I'm tha captain now
>>69280197
Mates! Seems we've got ourselves one o' those sailors wif the Sea Fever. High-temperatured cranium and all that lads!
The only cure is walking the plank!
>>69280701
>>69281311
>>69281632
>>69281820
NEVER CHANGE MATEYS!!!
>>69280701
>>69281311
>>69281632
>>69281820
Bosun, be feelin' encouraged tah interpret what the lad attempted to construe with these jabberings.
Is the Michael Bay series any good
THARRRR BE A FELLOW OF LARGE STATURE
>>69282014
FOR THEE
YO HO HO!
>>69282014
Fer yee
>>69282056
Pretty sure there's a version of this where she has a cannon of her ownYARRRR
YAR MATIES! I HAVE A JEST FOR YE!
WHY COULDNT THE PIRATE SEE THE FILM WHICH CONTENTENTS WERE UNSUTABLE FOR KIDDIES UNDER THE AGE OF 18?He had syphilis and died on the sea
>>69281891
SOMEONE GET THIS MAD LAD OFF THE BEACH
>>69282592
I think ye have the wrong creature, capn
>>69282619
WHO DO YE WANT TO CAPTURE, A THIEF OR THE SCALLYWAG WHO KILLED HARVEY JONES?
*downloads torrent*xD
I AM THE STORM :DDDDDD
YARR HARR FIDDELY DIDDY DEE THE LIFE OF A PIRATE IS THE LIFE FOR ME
Give me all your shit or else
WHAT DOES THE PIRATE SAY ON HIS 80th BIRTHDAY?Aye Matey!
>>69281804
>>69281844
This can't be happnin'! I be the captain here!
I want to play Star Trek instead.
>>69286898
Goddamnit Kevin
>mfw this entire fucking thread
>>69276028I put me hand upon her toe, yo-ho, yo-ho
I put me hand upon her toe, yo-ho, yo-ho
I put me hand upon her toe,She said "Hey Pirate, now that's too low
Put it in, put it out, quite fuckin' about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
Yarrrr.... be that as it may, i believe a keelhaul is in order, mateys.
>>69279707
Pirate life
YARRR YE LADS BE ALRIGHT. DONT BE MOORIN YER DINGHIES AT TORTUGA TOMORROW.
Arrr, ye filthy scoundrels belong in the boo box!
>>69279466
Y'aar hand over ye dublins ye wench, or it's the tip of me sabre ya see under the seas....... Y'aar
Hi i'm english
We space pirates of the seven seas of the universe are here me mateys!!
>>69291250
These lubbers be /fa/ as the winds on me fornicatin sails
>>69279466
YE CANNY DOG, YE CALLED OUT YE WOULD ACHIEVE IDENTICAL NUMERALS AND THEN YE ACHIEVED IT
I WOULD SAIL THE SEAS WITH YE MATEY ARR
>>69281632
PLUNDER EVERY LANDLUBBER BIRTHDAY
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM
>>69276028
Stop being racist against Bristolians.
>>69284809
YaaaaaarHARHARHARHARHARHAAAAAR
Thaaar be an undeerated hearty ol one, lad
>>69293188
Ye olde waste of dubloons, matey. Whydya hafta go and spoil a check on blimey faggotry
Good thread
