>Entire village just massacred
>Old man who helped him gets his head chopped off
>LE WHO TALKS FIRST? ME?
This is what movies are like in a post capeshit infection society
Delete this
>>69993161
He's the only person in all 6 movies, who talks like someone from modern Earth. What happened to "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away"?
He's probably used to that kind of experience, being a rebel and all that...
Oh, that's right, they're not rebels anymore. What the fuck happened? Why are they resistance again?
Holy shit! They know their movie sucks ass so they are giving out free copies off their 10 year old shit game to whoever watches the movie, just so people will see it. Kek.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/see-warcraft-movie-world-warcraft-153000186.html
>When the credits roll in the theater, a new adventure awaits at home—Blizzard Entertainment and Regal Entertainment Group today announced an epic promotion that gives moviegoers a chance to continue the journey they began in Legendary Pictures’ Warcraft® movie. In celebration of the film’s June 10 U.S. theatrical release, anyone who buys a ticket to see Warcraft at participating Regal Cinemas locations in the United States will receive a free digital copy of World of Warcraft
What for one month?
The point of the movie is to get people to play the game you retard. The money comes from the monthly subs theyre looking to gain from the advertisement.
>>69992493
They need money and new players, especially after Overwatch propotion campaign.
aryawill refuse to kill that actress, hence making herself a target for faceless men.
tommendiesyou are going to see the tower of joy again in bran's vision in the finale. nothing is really revealed though.
the houndis alive
davoswill find out about shireen and confront melisandre.
the blackfishdies in battle
the shame womanwill be killed by undead mountain.
jonwill become the king in the north
rickonwill be killed by ramsay bolton, with an arrow.
anybody got more theories or spoilers?
Arya heads back to Westoros and in her last scene of the season she's in the tavern at the Crossroads and over hears some soldiers talking about Walder Frey's upcoming wedding.
The Brotherhood Without Banners is now led by Thoros and is basically just a group of highwaymen now. They fall upon Septon Maribald and he reveals the Gravedigger, after his broken man speech, and Gravedigger wrecks them all.
>you are going to see the tower of joy again in bran's vision in the finale. nothing is really revealed though.
holy shit imagine they actually did this, oh fuck
>>69987885
you will seelyanna, she will whisper something to ned, camera will change to a baby, then to jon.
What are some good films about ballet? No Black Swan
Black Swan
Black swan
Nigger Duck
Alright so I love Jackass. I love Christ Pontius, Steve-O, and even Knoxville.
BAM has always been the biggest fucking pussy. He's one of those dudes who couldn't even get cool in the Philly crowd, rode the Jackass fame and now is back to being a fucking druggy loser.
Anyway, I only say this because my girlfriend told me some GOLD shit. She's from his area. I'm from Philly.
Last weekend my gf's brother (21 year old) was approached by some dude telling him to come to Bam's Mansion party
Here's the catch:
It's $30 to get in the house. Now, I get that he has a mansion and he only wants people serious about coming to show up.
BUT. Him and his "friends" hang out in a certain section of the house where they charge $70 more for people to come hang out with "the crew". Of course they only allow hot young girls to come in, and they blow the money on drugs.
So yeah, your boy Bam literally makes a living off of charging highschool and young college kids coming to his house to get a taste of "fame". In reality, he just wants to fuck young girls and stay relevant to the couple hundred fags that show up.
Copy this shit before the M*ODS deleted it. It's 100% true and this is the first place I'm leaking it. Fuck that pussy. He hit a new low.
Wayyyyyyyyyy tl;dr
>>69984653
>He hit a new low.
But it sounds like he's got bitches paying him $70 to give him a blowjob.
This isn't dirt, this isn't even dust. Come back when he's balls deep in an 8 year old or something.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/its-been-8-months-and-trevor-noahs-daily-show-still-sucks/
>reddit btfo
>>69984030
They shouldn't have picked a monkey that can't speak English
DUDE
SOUTH AFRICA
LMAO
Reminder that if you steal your kino, you are killing kino.
>>69983192
Reminder that if movies and TV became impossible to pirate I would just stop watching them in the first place. I might still go to the theater for the occasional movie, but if I couldn't pirate TV shows I just wouldn't watch TV shows literally ever.
>>69983264
I've gotten to the point where I'm not even watching what I pirate because I've given up trying to mine for gold in the heaps of shit released every year.
Now I just read and listen to audiobooks.
I remember when taped killed the music industry, and when the VHS killed the movie industry, and when rental stores killed movie theaters, and when napster killed the music industry? the poor poor music industry and hollywood what with them being dead for decades due to all the piracy.
Simple question, everyone welcome
Be honest, no memes
Fake Salsa's tits
he's my husbando
Either this >>69983120 missandei, or ygritte.
ITT: Characters and moments movies will never be able to get away with today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10
>>69982671
The whole thing basically.
>1630+386
>not living deliciously
his nose looks like ayy lmao
>STILL liking Golem
What have you don't to live deliciously today?
I put a chocolate frosted brownie in chocolate ice cream, waited for the ice cream to melt, then ate it.
New featurette from Warcraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izYeYJF59m0 [Embed]
>I've been a lore fag since WarCraft 3 and I've just spent the past hour watching featurettes and trailers.
>I haven't play WoW, ever, but I've tried to keep in touch with the lore and everything (even though I've failed for the past 2 expansions).
>I can't remember the last time I have wanted a movie to succeed this much. Probably never.
FIRST OFFICIAL SCREENING FINISHED. Standing ovation!unlike capefans who would eat up anything, StarCraft/WarCraft/Diablo fans often call out Blizzard, if something is bullshit, so no BvS comparisons please
https://twitter.com/Millenium/status/735185569760743424
ONLY GOOD REVIEWS AFTER FIRST OFFICIAL SCREENING
https://twitter.com/Handante/status/735191627518484480
https://twitter.com/LyrkaJH/status/735192449837092864
https://twitter.com/Beastmind/status/735190602640297984
https://twitter.com/MlleKailynn/stat...89816246145024
https://twitter.com/DamienRaf/status/735186705909567489
https://twitter.com/Globfanboy/statu...89101683445760
https://twitter.com/HexiosIsYourDad/...89047606398976
https://twitter.com/EaZiOwl/status/735185845557153793
https://twitter.com/Millenium/status/735185569760743424
https://twitter.com/MillTorlk/status/735184682954805248
Critic also loved it
https://twitter.com/mulderville/status/735189574935154688
GET HYPE
1 billion boxoffice easily
Haters on suicide watch
old >>69973776
if dubs it breaks 2 billion
>[desperate shilling intensifies]
>>69982461
>unlike capefans who would eat up anything, StarCraft/WarCraft/Diablo fans often call out Blizzard, if something is bullshit, so no BvS comparisons please
this
What does /tv/ want from Star Wars Episode 8, that 7 fucked up on?
>>69980827
at the end of the movie, i'd like it if some of the characters changed in some way since the beginning of the movie
>>69980827
Give luke his green lightsaber
>>69980827
It's already dead. The tone has been set. The implications have been made clear.
I hate girls like her. that omg I'm such an edgy Jew I smoke weed and twerk durrrrr
>>69980056
Prettier than any human you'll ever touch.
Ever.
>>69980085
>Prettier
What the fuck are you looking at? They make men prettier than this.
Even though we've discovered that Bran can in fact affect the past, what the Three-Eyed Raven said still remains true. "The past is already written. The ink is already dry." Bran could not have changed the outcome. He had to make Hodor a retard because he'd already done it. This timeline is set in stone.
>>69979707
It wasn't time travel, Wylis was a greenseer and saw his own death.
Hodor was a dumbass anyway. His inability to speak changed nothing.
>>69979844
It changed everything. If Wylis hadn't become Hodor then he wouldn't have even been with Bran to hold the door.
>Highest foreign film pre sales ever in China, estimates currently say anywhere up to $500 million nationally
>Crushing presales in Korea, Russia, Scandinavia especially.
>Early reviews all very positive highlighting the Cgi as being 'ground breaking'
>Massive overseas opening, positive word of mouth and good critical reception predicted to boost domestic takings significantly
http://forums.boxofficetheory.com/topic/3015-warcraft-june-10-2016-character-posters-released-starting-on-pg-102-decent-cinemacon-reactions/?page=138
Holy fuck is he the new James Cameron?
The French premier just ended, got a standing ovation. And French people dont clap at end of movies. This isbit guys. Beggining of vydiakino
Aint
Gonna
Happen
Vidyashitter
How does it feel that /tv/'s opinion on a work is going to be determined by reddit's opinion on it? The superior forum is so obsessed with the populares their stance has to be the polar opposite of /r/movies? That no matter how much quality is in this film or this director discussion will be whatever the negation of reddit's is.
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