I cried when Bloodraven died but not when Hodor died.
I did enjoy that CGI moment after he got sliced. I expected some bloody, brutal thing but that was actually eerie and well done.
Whats up with Von Sydow getting slashed across the chest in everything?
>>70013638
>Blood Raven
>Dead
Okay, I cant say I really liked Batman v Superman, but come on. I wouldnt say it was worse than Age of Ultron or even some of the stand alone Marvel-movies.
Did DC forget to bribe critics or something?
>A multi-million dollar international corporation forgot to bribe people
maybe you can stop looking for the chemtrails and aliens and realize your capeshit movie of choice was just that: shit
>>70013640
I aint disputing it was shit, but it wasnt much worse than Age of Ultron, Iron Man III and so on
Stop, invincible son
>>70013559
>Stop, invincible slut
>wife son
Relent, righteous rug-rat
How kino is your local cinema, /tv/?
Pic related: No commercials, only one or two previews before the screenings. Well-mannered audience. Occational screenings of older films, often with themes: Lynch, Kubrick etc.
0 Kino
It's just an average blockbuster only theater. Lots of ads, loud unruly audience, 0 screenings of older films.
They did try to do this friday night classics thing, but it failed after two weeks, even when the films were fucking Star Wars and Back to the Future.
>>70013645
Is it independently owned or a franchise/multiplex?
>>70013547
That's a porn theater you idiot
http://www.thewrap.com/shia-labeouf-hitchhike-art-take-me-anywhere/
takemeanywhere.vice.com
>>70013534
Will he shout motivatively at people along the way?
>>70013534
Wow, hitchhiking with strangers? Sounds like a fantastic and fresh new way to get raped again!
CAPTAIN AMERICA IS A FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
http://observer.com/2016/05/marvel-fans-want-captain-america-to-come-out-already/
>>70013428
>tumblr whales in charge of understanding a male bond
He already shared a kiss with that female agent in civil war so it would be OFFENSIVE to his CIS CULTURE to say otherwise.
Nothing will happen exept comic writers will make him gay in a couple of years because they believe Tumblr buys comics.
Why is Joker being so serious?
>>70013321
Is it me or do the ratios look even worse now?
Because his contract says he has to appear in Zack Snyder movies.
>Jared Leto or the real joker?
Normies actually can't tell the difference.
How come none of you cunts ever discuss this film? It's a fucking classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqxdS-Hs01k
This was one of my favourite movies when I was a teen and not just because the protagonist and I share a given name. Those Scotch accents are hilarious!
>>70013192
>white spot in the middle to avoid copyright takedown
when the fuck did people all decide to do this.
>>70014930
Annoying as fuck.
Why upload it at all if a fucking distortion on the screen is the only way to keep from being taken down?
This movie is shit
>>70013181
Was it as edgy as you suspected?
I liked it.
>>70013207
I can't make it past the first 5 minutes
/tv/ is always wrong
>>70013160
plenty of people saw this shit coming.
There are always hopeful optimists lying to themselves about how great it will be and pessimistic realists knowing it will suck.
Such is the internet.
>>70013160
>/v/ is always wrong
Dipshit
ITT: Characters that deserve to get the girl but never do
>lusting after a married woman
>>70013153
He doesn't deserve shit
He's a beta autist, Hal is an alpha autist
ITT: Jokes that get you every time
>car slowly crash/bumps into something
>car violently explodes
>grill covers up her tits after having sex
Nervous?
Yes
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times
I haven't alughed in years
I'm basically copy paste'd mydedthread on /v/, but eh, why not.
Ask a guy who has watched the movie anything.
Before that though, I'll level with you that I know next to nothing about WoW; I only played the first trilogy (Frozen Throne included), and even that was eons ago.
And that the movie was okay. Like, BvS okay, but still enjoyable. The CG is genuinely great, but doesn't really mesh well when real actors/sets is also on the same scene. The plot and characterization are kinda eh, but nothing's that hard to understand long as you want to follow Movies Logic™ (i.e. some things are precisely there because plot demands it). There are lots of both cringey and winkwinkdoyougetit moments -- I spotted Orc's barrack and town hall and that orc from WoD's cover is also there as a cameo. Could be wrong though. Also a shoot where the camera's basically mimicking RTS's eagle view is kinda cool, but maybe lost to some people because it's essentially an establishing shot.
Also it maybe just me, but the attempt to met the diversity quota is so obvious it's amusing. I see a black and asian footman (or captain?), and another is a woman. And also asian elf, but I guess you already know that, but they neither add or alleviate anything from the movie, so it's fine. Amusing, still.
bumpity
>>70013001
on a scale of 1-10? how was it?
>>70013727
5.5 to 6.
I'm trying to be as unbiased as I can, because personally I enjoyed it.
>>70012784
the arms and hands are shopped you dolt.
>>70012784
dumb shoop poster
Bane?
I quite like this show.
The Beast best Chaser.
Woman check
Sandnigger check
Nigger check
Fat Guy check
>>70012492
Just enjoy things
Also he is a loopoo
plz respond, this can just be a general gameshow thread if you want
