Fuck Brendan Fraser, how do we save Bam?
Why would you want to?
Bam is bottom of the barrel human. Literally "dude mom's gonna freak" the person.
>>71927475
is this new look a tribute to ryan?
fucking animorph
I enjoyed it, man,” he said. “I know there’s been this big hubbub, but those people are funny, and they made a funny movie
wtf I hate Kevin smith now
Just now?
>taking this long to hate Kevin Smith
>>71924281
>Jeans
Thank god, proud of ya Kevin.
ITT: we post the objectively best girl of different tv shows
Chick cops just make the best characters in everything.
>>71923593
Did anyone see Bear Grylls drink her piss on the Running Wild show or whatever? I'm assuming he got a bad rash, liver failure, and alcohol poisoning from it. MR is fucking San Antonio trash.
This is one of the most popular documentaries at the moment and the reviews have all been positive for the most part, what documentaries have you seen lately?
https://youtu.be/AsuCOvTOdj0
>>71938221
>twice as many white people are shot by police than blacks
>black men are 6% of the population yet commit over 40% the violent crimes
>when weighing the variables more white people are shot by cops per capita than black people
>cops account for less than 3% of black shootings while over 95% is black on black crime
Why won't these people just shut the fuck up already?
>>71938221
i watched the making of the 3 original star wars movies. didnt realize how much george lucas hated "the system" of hollywood, too bad he turned into what he hated eventually
>>71938272
Look at the upbringing of your average black boy growing up in the ghetto.
How can we make a Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck epic movie trilogy a reality?
>>71937732
send Disney and email. but relax because Disney will make everything eventually.
Scrooge's voice actor died recently, so probably not.
>>71937872
This. Fuck recasting him.
>watching a movie
>it has a romantic subplot
why do literallty 99% of mainstream movies need to cram in a romance subplot?
>>71937247
Its worse that hollywood cant think of a way to show a relationship or interest between 2 characters unless they show 15 seconds of sex
Procreation is the point and the cause of life.
>>71937247
Women don't watch movies without any romance in them.
Whens the last time Hollywood broke your soul
>Make a Golden Compass movie
>Cast and Production Design is literally perfect
>Cut out literally all characterization from the book
>Turns out all that stuff was filmed and cut. Director wanted to release Directors Cut but studio said no
>Film the final act and climax of the book. Cut it from the film, and re edit third act into nonsense.
>Remove all subtext
>Coulda been 3 hour epic like LOTR, instead is not even 2 hours long due to all the cuts
>Movie bombs because studio are cucks and sequels never made.
Fuck New Line so hard
>>71935318
>tfw had blocked it out until now
Thanks faggot
>>71935318
Bro it's just a narnia rip off
>>71935318
What was this movie about, something about a girl running away from some bitch?
All I remember was she going in a hot air balloon and a big fight in the snow at the end where they run towards a bunker or some shit.
Where were you when Zack Snyder single-handedly brought capeshit into the realm of high art?
Chris Nolan could never
Where were you when summerfags infested /tv/ and spread their shitty memes?
>>71934646
I don't know where I am in your fantasies anon.
>10:30...gotta be. Hour and a half...lunch.
The writing on this show rings so true. I worked shit jobs in my life and I always did this
aye he keeping that phat blunt in his ear cuh
>Think of those sandwiches Jim made...
Is it possible to make a good Cthulhu movie?
No, now shut up.
He's become a Joker-tier edgy teen meme at this point. The only way you could do a K'toolho movie at this point is to throw him in with the others in a quip filled action movie where they save the world.
>>71933507
Sure, if you want to die horribly.
You're a hollywood actor who just got paid 5 million for a role. What do you do with it so you never have to work again
burn it and shoot myself
Move to east Asia and fuck prostitutes.
>>71933449
Invest it in stocks go-guy. :^)
>tfw we live in a world of dystopian creditpunk ochlocracy system
>we live inna two bit doubly wander world
>>71932443
>with the size of tangerine
>>71932426
Shit, but not quite as shit as that little period of history between the 6th and 14th centuries when conservative values reigned supreme.
If this came out in 2012 (successor to Bridesmaids) there would be no controversy and we'd probably like it.
The fact that it came out during the gurllpower cultural """"movement"""" of 15/16 is the primary reason it's so unappealing.
If this came earlier and didn't use the female cast as a marketing gimmic, it would likely have been a natural success.
The casting is awful anyway you cut it.
There are much better actresses they could of picked.
McCarthy is Adam Sandler of female comedians, casting her would of been casting Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock, and Rob Schneider in a male reboot.
>>71931539
>If this came out in 2012 (successor to Bridesmaids) there would be no controversy and we'd probably like it.
Incorrect.
>The fact that it came out during the gurllpower cultural """"movement"""" of 15/16 is the primary reason it's so unappealing.
Incorrect.
>If this came earlier and didn't use the female cast as a marketing gimmic, it would likely have been a natural success.
Incorrect.
>>71931539
>If this came out in 2012 (successor to Bridesmaids) there would be no controversy and we'd probably like it.
>The fact that it came out during the gurllpower cultural """"movement"""" of 15/16 is the primary reason it's so unappealing.
>If this came earlier and didn't use the female cast as a marketing gimmic, it would likely have been a natural success.
NOPE.
I wanted a passing of the torch, a sequel. And with funnier people.
I liked bridesmaids even.
But now, now I'm some asshole for not wanting it. So fuck them and their strawman marketing attacks.
What did /tv/ think of this movie? I just watched it recently, thought it was fantastic.
Best action movie this side of the millennium. Hold up very well upon repeated viewings and the intimate details of the world and characters begin to show through. We don't deserve something this good
Feminist propaganda
Got worse and worse each time I watched it, hoping against all hope I would find something to enjoy and be able to understand the heaps of praise being thrown at it by moronic autists who do not understand what makes a good action film, let alone a good film at all. Miller is the ultimate hack and either is so old and stupid that he no longer understands the character he created or he willingly threw away any lingering bit of artistic integrity. This is the finest example of trash ever created.
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Will this be considered a classic in the future? Such an entertaining and straight forward throwback to the old nonsense thillers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpRK1t-30L0
>>71931129
It'll have a cult following that's for sure.
>>71931129
Movie is shit about ebil nazis
I swear to god (and by god I mean fucking Odin you kike)you are a paid shill.
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