What's this hairstyle called?
>>71952509
Best Dad
the one true king
>>71952509
stannisbowl
What is your name, traveller?
kill jester
JOMP THA CHASM
get troll
>>71952374
the tumblr nose
Didn't they make a very good adaption in the 90's? Why do we need another IT movie when The Stand hasn't got one yet?
>>71952374
NO
I bought the bronze thermostat for 160, I think I can flip it for 180.
Looks like this pick was a bit of a lost but we can always pimp out Danielle
>>71952355
Is there more..?
>>71952355
hot desu
what hope do we have
>>71952257
We can throw bags of woppers to our buddies.
>ive fucked over 5000 women and snorted cocaine out of their pristine assholes
abloo bloo, poor widdle jacky wacky
Poor guy.
We servants of the Niggerarchy want you to know that we hear your complaints and love them.We have gelded your white icon of rancid "science" which will forever be scarred with our mark "(1984)".
You stupid white animals are so busy playing the "what will it make" game we taught you that you don't notice that we don't give a shit about the money, we're taking a shit on you. We made it the worst most manhating pile of freebleeding you've ever seen *so that* we can call you faggots for not seeing it with your "reasons" and "arguments" that you have because you lack the true gift of a huge nigger dick.
We have claimed your movie just like we claimed, used up and threw away the hideous white hags that we decided were all you deserve to see, who will spend the movie being beaten and herded by their nigger mistress. You animals are so stupid and savage you don't even realize that our she-nigger is from the street because your "intelligence" and "education" are putrid white poison that will die as true, black humanity retakes its place at the center of being.
Have un
This is horrible bait
tl;dr
when does this come out?
Fuck Dark Matter Edition
Who?
goddammit i can't tell these shows apart
>>71952197
It's pretty easy if you remember that Dark Matter is the one that isn't complete shit
JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HOLY SHIT
>>71952115
It's a homless man covered in poo
I dont get it
I always thought that scene was supposed to be a metaphor for confronting a horrible truth that you'd rather avoid.
Like, the whole movie is this weird fantasy thing that Diane concocts after having Camilla killed about the way she wished her life and turned out, and then she opens the blue box and faces reality.
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Thread for those who've been watching cinema seriously for 5+ years and have advanced past capeshit, mainstream movies and the same old flicks.
Don't be offended, this is not meant to be pretentious, its just some of us have moved past IMDb-core, indie flicks and the latest hyped blockbuster and have more developed tastes. Do not troll or derail the thread with off-topic discussion.
What good films have you been enjoying lately?
YAY!! Another try at the pretentious general desperately repasta'd by probably the same idiot. Would cost much to change this garbage OP and make something decent and inviting, instead of what is by now a metacry for ironic shitposting? Hmmm, of course it would...
Will watch Glauber Rocha's "Black God White Devil" tonight.
What to expect?
>>71952259
sertão kino
How to make a CinemaSins video:
>pick out random cuts throughout the movie
>disregard their intent or purpose completely
>poke fun at whatever comes to mind, regardless of significance
>keep in mind "poking fun" doesn't necessarily mean you have to be witty or have a point
>just make sure you come off as sarcastic
>smugly add another point to your counter
>speed up your voice until it hits the perfect spot of annoying
Why is this channel so god damn popular? The jokes aren't funny or clever, and the "sins" are picked completely haphazardly.
I'm positive this is entertainment for the brain dead. For people who want to feel intellectually superior without actually making an effort.
I get more out of watching a motherfucking WatchMojo video than anything from this turd of a channel.
>>71951913
Let me guess, they BTFOed your favorite capeshit flicks, amirite?
>it's a "/tv/ turns into what they hate the most episode"
>>71952178
>You're just as bad as they are!
Contrary to popular opinion, one is capable of just not liking something and leaving it at that.
weeb retards have the need to have more fun as they're either too fucking retarded to interact with normies or just want to read about capeshit all day
what do you watch when you're sad, /tv/?
I've been watching BrainDead lately
>>71951846
I bust loads to potatoes
>having feelings
sup reddit
>ywn wake up with sersh rubbing her crotch on your face
why even live?
SUICIDE SQUAD opens with an extended sequence detailing each character's incarcerations and transfer to Belle Reve Penitentiary. The sequence is set to pop music and each time a new character appears, his name and rapsheet appear on screen in bright neon colors.Deadshot is an ex-military turned contract killer who once tried to kill the Batman, only for his daughter to place herself between him and Batman, defending Batman, and leading to Deadshot being arrested and harboring an intense hatred of Batman.
Killer Croc is a cannibal who lives in the sewers and works as a mucle-for-hire for other criminals. He was arrested by Batman.
El Diablo is a former gangster from a Los Angeles cholo gang who repented after he accidentally set his wife and children on fire, and is now a pacifist who refuses to use his powers.
Captain Boomerang is a mercenary who got busted by the Flash during a botched assassination.
Slipknot is also a mercenary and got caught by Batman.
Katana is not a criminal, but her late husband was a killer for hire, and she volunteers to work for the government to atone for his crimes.
Enchantress is an archaeologist working for the government, who is searching for evidence of ancient aliens when she touches a voodoo doll and gets possessed by a spirit witch.
Culminates with Harley Quinn, a psychologist who became infatuated with the Joker after he tortured her and ultimately became his girlfriend. The Joker actually likes Harley even though he treats her like shit. Batman busts a deal between the Joker and a weapons dealer, Monster T, and the Joker ditches Harley in order to escape. Batman brings both Harley and Monster T in.
The Joker is a gangster and owns a nightclub where Harley is an exotic dancer. Early on the movie, right before Batman busts them, the Joker has Monster T and his men in his private room, and notices one of Monster T's guys eyeing Harley. He goads the guy into accepting a lap dance, then kills him for disrespecting his girl.
Amanda Waller gets everyone under the same roof at Belle Reve and requests that the government let her use them as disposable assets in high-risk missions, but the government says "no".
Enchantress escapes and attacks Midway City, opening a portal to Hell, turning Monster T into her brother, the Incubus, and turning Waller's men sent after her into monsters. With no other option, the government lets Waller use the Squad, and Enchantress' ex-boyfriend Rick Flagg gets assigned to the team.
The Joker finds out that's where Harley ended up and shoots down the Squad's chopper above Midway City, but his crashes as well, and he's presumed dead.
Slipknot tries to ditch the team, and gets his head blown up because Waller has put bombs in everyone's necks.
They basically make their way through the city to reach the Enchantress' nest, fighting a bunch of monsters along the way.
The Enchantress kidnaps Waller to get her heart back and go max power. This gives the Squad the chance to escape, but they decide to see the mission through.
Harley destroys the heart, "curing" the Enchantress' host, and Diablo sacrifices himself to kill the Incubus and close the portal.
The mission is succesful enough that the government decides to keep using the Squad. Everyone is locked back up for further use, under Flagg's command.
Batman helps Deadshot see his daughter again and Deadshot becomes cool with him.
In the end, the Joker turns up disguised as a guard in Belle Reve and rescues Harley and they drive off into the sunset.
I don't care.
Sounds fun.
Starting with based Jim Gordon from Gotham.
>>71951588
>point of his tie above the upper edge of his belt buckle
I don't even watch that show and I fucking hate him.
>>71951588
>manlet
>growls every line worse than David Hayter ever did
Eh, he's alright
>>71951588
You didn't even post the character in Gotham that's impossible to hate you stupid fuck
Also acceptable: Butch Gilzean. Try to hate Butch right now. Go ahead. You can't, can you?
Literally plot twist the show
>>71951441
its good stop being a contrarian faggot just for the sake of being different to make yourself feel special and enjoy a good show you fucking twat
>>71951441
>This guy talks just like Edward Norton in Fight Club.
>This is gonna be Fight Club, isn't it? The Mr. Robot guy isn't even real, he's imagining him?
>Oh shit Mr. Robot is actually his father that's kind of interest- oh fuck he is just imagining him
God damnit
>>71951471
wew
If you could Kickstart a movie concept, what would it be?
blacked.avi
>>71951335
sex tape of op's mom
A Shadow of the Colossus-esque fantasy adventure movie
