What's this hairstyle called?
>>71952509
Best Dad
the one true king
>>71952509
stannisbowl
What is your name, traveller?
kill jester
JOMP THA CHASM
get troll
It
>>71952374
the tumblr nose
Didn't they make a very good adaption in the 90's? Why do we need another IT movie when The Stand hasn't got one yet?
>>71952374
NO
I bought the bronze thermostat for 160, I think I can flip it for 180.
Looks like this pick was a bit of a lost but we can always pimp out Danielle
>>71952355
Is there more..?
>>71952355
hot desu
what hope do we have
>>71952257
We can throw bags of woppers to our buddies.
>ive fucked over 5000 women and snorted cocaine out of their pristine assholes
abloo bloo, poor widdle jacky wacky
Poor guy.
We servants of the Niggerarchy want you to know that we hear your complaints and love them.We have gelded your white icon of rancid "science" which will forever be scarred with our mark "(1984)".
You stupid white animals are so busy playing the "what will it make" game we taught you that you don't notice that we don't give a shit about the money, we're taking a shit on you. We made it the worst most manhating pile of freebleeding you've ever seen *so that* we can call you faggots for not seeing it with your "reasons"...
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This is horrible bait
tl;dr
when does this come out?
Fuck Dark Matter Edition
Who?
goddammit i can't tell these shows apart
>>71952197
It's pretty easy if you remember that Dark Matter is the one that isn't complete shit
JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HOLY SHIT
>>71952115
It's a homless man covered in poo
I dont get it
I always thought that scene was supposed to be a metaphor for confronting a horrible truth that you'd rather avoid.
Like, the whole movie is this weird fantasy thing that Diane concocts after having Camilla killed about the way she wished her life and turned out, and then she opens the blue box and faces reality.
Thread for those who've been watching cinema seriously for 5+ years and have advanced past capeshit, mainstream movies and the same old flicks.
Don't be offended, this is not meant to be pretentious, its just some of us have moved past IMDb-core, indie flicks and the latest hyped blockbuster and have more developed tastes. Do not troll or derail the thread with off-topic discussion.
What good films have you been enjoying lately?
YAY!! Another try at the pretentious general desperately repasta'd by probably the same idiot. Would cost much to change this garbage OP and make something decent and inviting, instead of what is by now a metacry for ironic shitposting? Hmmm, of course it would...
Will watch Glauber Rocha's "Black God White Devil" tonight.
What to expect?
>>71952259
sertão kino
How to make a CinemaSins video:
>pick out random cuts throughout the movie
>disregard their intent or purpose completely
>poke fun at whatever comes to mind, regardless of significance
>keep in mind "poking fun" doesn't necessarily mean you have to be witty or have a point
>just make sure you come off as sarcastic
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>>71951913
Let me guess, they BTFOed your favorite capeshit flicks, amirite?
>it's a "/tv/ turns into what they hate the most episode"
>>71952178
>You're just as bad as they are!
Contrary to popular opinion, one is capable of just not liking something and leaving it at that.
weeb retards have the need to have more fun as they're either too fucking retarded to interact with normies or just want to read about capeshit all day
what do you watch when you're sad, /tv/?
I've been watching BrainDead lately
>>71951846
I bust loads to potatoes
>having feelings
sup reddit
>ywn wake up with sersh rubbing her crotch on your face
why even live?
SUICIDE SQUAD opens with an extended sequence detailing each character's incarcerations and transfer to Belle Reve Penitentiary. The sequence is set to pop music and each time a new character appears, his name and rapsheet appear on screen in bright neon colors.Deadshot is an ex-military turned contract killer who once tried to kill the Batman, only for his daughter to place herself between him and Batman, defending Batman, and leading to Deadshot being arrested and harboring an intense hatred of Batman.
Killer Croc is a cannibal who lives in the sewers...
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The Joker is a gangster and owns a nightclub where Harley is an exotic dancer. Early on the movie, right before Batman busts them, the Joker has Monster T and his men in his private room, and notices one of Monster T's guys eyeing Harley. He goads the guy into accepting a lap dance, then kills him for disrespecting his girl.
Amanda Waller gets everyone under the same roof at Belle Reve and requests that the government let her use them as disposable assets in high-risk missions, but the government says "no".
Enchantress escapes and attacks Midway...
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I don't care.
Sounds fun.
Starting with based Jim Gordon from Gotham.
>>71951588
>point of his tie above the upper edge of his belt buckle
I don't even watch that show and I fucking hate him.
>>71951588
>manlet
>growls every line worse than David Hayter ever did
Eh, he's alright
>>71951588
You didn't even post the character in Gotham that's impossible to hate you stupid fuck
Also acceptable: Butch Gilzean. Try to hate Butch right now. Go ahead. You can't, can you?
Literally plot twist the show
>>71951441
its good stop being a contrarian faggot just for the sake of being different to make yourself feel special and enjoy a good show you fucking twat
>>71951441
>This guy talks just like Edward Norton in Fight Club.
>This is gonna be Fight Club, isn't it? The Mr. Robot guy isn't even real, he's imagining him?
>Oh shit Mr. Robot is actually his father that's kind of interest- oh fuck he is just imagining him
God damnit
>>71951471
wew
If you could Kickstart a movie concept, what would it be?
blacked.avi
>>71951335
sex tape of op's mom
A Shadow of the Colossus-esque fantasy adventure movie