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>Kris Jenner is said to have been offered a nine-figure sum up front to turn their E! reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians into a movie.
>Ian Halperin, author of Kardashian Dynasty, told The Sun on Wednesday: 'A top Hollywood studio executive told me today that his major studio intends to make a huge offer to the Kardashian family to star in a feature-length film.
>'The studio's research showed the Kardashians could become the highest TV-show-turned-movie ever.'
>Previously, HBO television show Sex And The City made almost $500M with the first movie, but Halperin claims the Kardashians clan could make double.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/kardashians-set-make-100-million-8043862
Capeshit is finished now, it's realityshit
sage
>>70429727
While he was still a full dude, you think bruce fucked any of Kris' daughters?
This is perfect. Make a Kardashian movie. Release it in specific, more isolated locations around America. On opening night, destroy the theaters and everyone in it who actually paid to go see a Kardashian movie.
I just wiped out a good portion of the retards in our country in one move. What the fuck has Obama done?
Where do I start with Hitchcock?
I was thinking Rear Window, but I know that people also rate Psycho and Vertigo highly. What's the best introduction to his work?
Also general Hitchcock discussion.
>>70429640
really? fuck you /tv/
>>70429640
Do a 360 and walk away right now. This master of suspense is like your one gay buddy who has started way more hand-jobs than he has finished to completion.
Psycho
What do you think of it? Do you live in a shitty area that doesn't have it yet?
>tfw not having to get to the theater early for a good spot and sitting alone for 15 minutes before the movie starts while you pretend to text people on your phone
The theatre near me is dead as fuck and barely gets any business apart from the super hyped movies. You get reserved seats but no one pays attention and just sits wherever. The only time I remember it being enforced was Avatar, because every last seat was filled
>>70429575
>lol unreserved seating
only in america
>>70429575
Its shit. I sit where I want
Who will play Emperor JUSTinanus I in the biopic?
>>70429511
Big guy
>>70429511
Steve Buscemi
>>70429511
I want to see a Heraclius movie first.
More like this?
>>70429307
What?
>>70429307
wat
>>70429307
>I have face autism but havent realized yet
What the fuck am I watching
Prequel to Mortal Kombat
>>70429304
The definition of kino. Watch and learn.
>>70429304
>he fell for the Carpenter is good meme
They Live was alright.
Sad Movie Facts
I'll startYep Yep Yep ;_;
>>70429245
there will always be at least 2 capeshit films every year for the forseeable future
;_:
>>70429245
Max Landis' dad is responsible for the death of some other famous actresses dad. Forgot who.
Any of you bagets seen Hard to be a God? I have and I thought it was sick shit. Philosophy teaches us that if God doesn't then I am a God. The main character represents us (obviously) and our struggles against the ignorance of the outside world. This is because everyone thinks they have some enlightened understanding of the world whilst everyone around them is an idiot (or maybe I'm juts projecting/exaggerating?).In the end he gives in to his urge to punish, instead of being omnibenevolentIt had fucking amazing special effects, lighting and cinematography. However the dialogue was confusing I found myself missing certain parts but enjoying other parts). The characters behaved weirdly but I chalked this up to different social norms and saw it as a benefit of the film. The story was hard to follow, but I think it ads to the charm. I didn't know who certain characters were, which is bad. Anyone it drew me into the screen and I couldn't escape nd I cant really remember much about sound except when the main character plays that instrument which sounds fucking beautiful. Also it was really gross but I fucking loved that shit. It also had me in tears how nice the main character was to everyone despite how they behaved.
Anyway would recommend, fucking fantastic, masterpiece more people should see
discuss
>>70429237
woops didn't man to spoiler that much
>>70429237
I have seen it and enjoyed it a lot, but i'n not going to bother reading all that shit t b h
>>70429350
wow man its like my opinion and u just called it shit. go fuck urself lazy biatch.
jk
How would a conversation go between these 4 gentlemen.
Would it end in a inglorious bastards moment were someone strangles the other and start stabbing each other?
Would they agree with each other about who rules what in Westeros?
they almost have the same type of character, so it won't be that bad or would it?
just imagine if they lived in real life and you were dating their daughter how fucked are you?
By the inglorious bastards moment i meant that the woman were to be strangled by hans landa.
maybe something more of the scene with the shoot-out were every body gets shot.
Tywin would silent contemplate his homosexualality. Fat guys dad would be talking shit to Stannis. Stannis would be silent. Roose Bolton would have Ramsay with 20 good men hiding ready to slaughter.
>>70429284
stannis was a better commander than randyll
Watching Lawrence of Arabia right now. Boring af.
>>70429128
agreed
>le noooo prisoners XD
it's shit
is this a new meme where we watch near flawless films and pretend they are bad?
>>70429128
its a pleb filter.
results are just in:
>Zach Snyder as the director
>>70429026
>directed by josh Trank and Mark Webb
>produces by sony
>starring Halle berry, George Clooney, and shaq
>Whedon as script writer
>staring tj miller
>Mary Poppins sequel going into production
>Not casting Mary Poppins as a man called Mark Poppins instead
>In TWENTY SIXTEEN
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Disney-Mary-Poppins-Sequel-May-Have-Found-Perfect-Star-113197.html
he ain't wrong, y'know
>>70429018
I love this fucking movie so much
I don't care what they do to it, the Alice in Wonderland and WIlly Wonka shitfests didn't ruin the originals
I highly doubt it'll look good as it won't be handdrawn which is the superior way to make animation.
It's not a lesbian nigger tranny disabled muslim playing the lead I am very offended by how racist this is
Why?
>wake up dizzy and tired
>trip
>impaled by a sword
Game of Plebs was a mistake.
>>70428985
left looks retarded
Which actors might browse /tv/?
I do
>>70428979
Me too
What would you change about BvS and why?
>inb4 i wouldnt its perfect
This is for people who disliked it or liked it but think it needs tweeking
>>70428890
Everything but Ben Affleck
TELL
