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Are you all excited for Tom Cruise's 'The Mummy'?
Here are some leaked pictures of Sofia Boutella in her role:
http://www.denofgeek.com/uk/movies/the-mummy/42082/the-mummy-first-pictures-of-sofia-boutella-in-title-role
>>71972201
>just cut me up in an undesireable fashion, fren.
The director is crap from what I remember. But if Cruise is in it, there must be something going good behind the scenes.
The cinematic universe to save modern day cinema
What was his fucking problem?
>>71972026
he just wanted to get his dick wet with Anck Su Namun
Billy Zane?
>>71972104
did you ever meet JJL irl?
http://archive.is/wfJw4
Is this true?
This is the first time I read about such a prediction
>believing the company with more than a $15m loss
>>71971994
More money then gawker has
>>71971994
I see gawkers become an expert on losses
Did anyone else find this movie actually pretty funny?
>Watched it the week it came out
>Now, I still can't understand how I didnt hate it
THIS SHITS GONNA HAVE NUTS IN IT
I went in wanting to hate it, but my inner Redditor won over.
>Is it sexist to hit you? Is it sexist NOT to hit you? This is confusing!
>>71971991
My friend made me watch it when he come over to my place. I fell asleep halfway during the movie and had to pretend like I enjoyed it
Jim Carrey recounts first time meeting Tommy Lee Jones:
>"I walked into a restaurant the night before our big scene in The Riddler's lair and [Tommy was there]. I went up to say hi and the blood drained from his face, in such a way that I realized that I had become the face of his pain. He got up, kind of shaking, hugged me and said 'I hate you. I really don't like you.' And I was like 'Wow, ok. Well, what's going on man?' And he said, 'I cannot sanction your buffoonery.' He did not want to work...
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>>71971616
It's like he knew ahead of time what a trainwreck Jim would become.
>>71971616
>>71971678
Assholes. TLJ was even campier and more cringy than Carrey in that abomination of a movie.
>>71971804
Batman Returns is unironically a better movie than BvS
>Sony ran out of material to adapt or reboot for their blockbuster
>they announced a competition for those whoever has the most interesting and original idea for their blockbuster movie will get a big reward
>as addition, they told you that you can be involved heavily over the development and creative process, such as story element, picking director, writer, actor, and etc.
what are you going to pitch?
>>71971601
Spiderman: Homecoming
Snakes on a Plane 2: Bane on a Plane
>>71971601
Uncharted
Excuse me, /tv/, but if you could take the time out of your day to stop shitposting and compile a list of essential sci-fi kino I would appreciate it, I'm bored and need some shit to watch.
Our list begins with Alien (1979), whether you like it or not
Sleep Tight Kitters
>>71971737
please I'll give you a cat picture just give me a movie to watch
>>71971764
Predator I & II obviously
>no overarching storyline
>episodes completely gloss over seemingly major events in the previous episode
>conflicts constantly left unresolved
Anyone else hate when otherwise funny shows do this?
It feels like the writers didn't actually expect anyone to watch an entire season in chronological order
>>71971376
>It feels like the writers didn't actually expect anyone to watch an entire season in chronological order
You've never watched a FOX show before this, have you?
>>71971376
I gave this show a chance, and I really wanted to like it, because some of it and a lot of the characters are really funny. But I just can't stand Adam Sanberg's face.
>no overarching storyline
Don't start your argument with something patently untrue. There is definitely one each season, and it not only gets more and more prominent throughout the season, but also from season to season.I wouldn't mind them increasing it a mite more tho
how do i enjoy life
>>71971296
get rid of all your unnecessary material possessions
>>71971296
you dont. life being enjoyable is a big lie you are told from birth.
everybody you see who seems to be enjoying life is faking it.
try LSD
its pretty much like a do over switch except you get to keep all your gear and history from the previous quest
What are some flicks about emos/scene kids?
Spiderman 3
suicide squad (2016)
>>71971063
Beetlejuice
What the fuck was his problem?
he didn't want no country for no old men
>>71971044
Nothing. He was just a guy doing his job. If anything, for the most part his kills were pretty merciful and quick. He only really got harsh with people who either fucked with him (Woody Harrelson) or tried to escape (Josh Brolin).
He became No Country for Old Men.
ON season 6 of Parks and Rec, does anyone else get really fucking annoyed at this show? My friends all pitched it as a good Office-type show, but jesus fuck, I hate half the characters in this show.
Leslie Knope is annoying, and pretty much every single one of her "jokes" consists of "I MEMORIZE EVERY DATE AND WORK VERY HARD XD". Ben is just anti-funny, only serving the purpose of the straightman while also sucking up showtime. (leslie+ben is fucking cancer on screen, not even remotely funny.)
Jerry is like, they attempted to do Toby from the office but just overdid it. I realize that this is debatable, but I think a lot of the comedy from toby was that everyone didn't like him, but only Michael was childish enough to outright hate him.
Every episode is the same, they get themselves in a situation and only at the end do they do a speech between two characters that's like "yeah i know we disagreed but i learned my lesson and you're right we're besties xd".
I will admit that about half the cast is genuinely funny, Chris, Tom, Ron, Andy, and even April (who i'm starting to really hate) are actually funny (if not heavily flanderized already). It's just such a shame that its littered with garbage writing. Like did anyone actualyl think the chris-ann storyline was good? At all? Or how leslie is currently being fucked by her town and EVERY character is just repeating to her "You do really great work and it's just unappreciated".
Im on the london episode and i just turned off my TV when april started reading the letter to her.
I realize im fucking mad and ranting over a tv show, but jesus christ, why is this show so popular. am i just retard? do i have shit tastes?
It's "feel-good" comedy. /tv/ has warped you so bad that you no longer believe in such a thing. Think about that.
>>71971101
LOl this is my first time on /tv/, I legit just came here to shitpost about this show. All my friends like it, I seem to be the only one who can't enjoy it.
I really did enjoy the first 3 seasons but it's just been 2 seasons of garbage and repetitiveness at this point.
>>71971025
>says he hates the show
>watched all 6 seasons
>movie hopping (n)
>the practice of buying tickets to a movie at a multiplex movie theatre and staying for additional films at no extra charge.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=movie%20hopping
Does /tv/ movie hop?
1) What's the most movies you've seen with with one ticket?
2) Tell us your tips for movie hopping.
3) Have any goals for movie hopping?
>>71971009
yeah, our theater security is so shitty we can go as a group of 4, buy one ticket between us and all get in, simply by passing the ticket out of the bathroom window once inside.
>>71971009
DID U KNOW YOU CAN ALSO SNEAK IN YOUR OWN SNACKS
>>71971178
Yeah I always bring fried rice to the theater
Im still baffled that Jon Favreau directed and started the whole MCU
>>71970935
I'm not. Zathura was a great adventure movie. Basically Jumanji in space instead of the jungle.
>>71972567
Zathura is really under rated.
>>71970935
Unironically, it was a mistake. The only movie after Iron Man that I genuinely liked was Winter Soldier. I was utterly disappointed by all this futuristic mumbo-jumbo in sequels (but I liked Rockwell's villain from IM2).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
Truthfully, why aren't you seeing Ghostbusters?
The Missy Eliot fallout boy cover is reason enough not to see this movie, especially when so many good dubstep mixes exist
https://youtu.be/j6-hedZj2AY
>>71970924
Remakes are always disappointing.
It's a chick flick.
Women are rarely good at comedy.
>>71970924
Honestly?no singles policy[/spoiler{
