>manager caught me doing my after movie ritual and banned me from the theatre
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Its the only one in town
Just fucking kill me
>>71978749
Elaborate on the ritual
>>71978768
>wait until everyone leaves
>take my remaining popcorn and chuck it into the air
>soak a seat cushion with my leftover soda
>take some candy and grind it into the carpet with my heel
>tell the wilting cuckboy usher that someone made a huge mess in there on the way out
I think they caught on to me because the manager came in halfway through my ritual pissed off and started yelling all sorts of mean shit at me
>movie credits start rolling, this gone be good, load up foot porn and start getting a chub.
>go to transgender bathroom and leave cum all over toilet seat.
I don't understand the big deal though :( Fucking King Shit Manager
>Stephen King's IT(2017) begins playing
>Close up on Pennywise's face from a drain in the street
>yeah, you might be wondering why I'm a clown in a sewer, we've all got stories to tell I suppose
>IT AIN'T ME starts playing
>>71978693
This is truly a terrible thread. If threads were movies this would be one of those weird Slav produced Steven Seagal films in which he literally mumbles his lines and half the movie is dubbed. You even had a pretty decent idea for a thread with the "it" aint me thing, but you fucked it up so bad with your terrible writing skills.
>>71978693
>cuts to pennywises vietnam flashback
>vin diseal is his war buddy that gets shot in the first scene
>>71978984
Too much effort for this, but yea, it's a low quality thread. Doesn't even get the meme right.
I think this is the funniest sitcom I've ever watched.
But, I can't seem to look at this series objectively and point out its bad flaws.
Only thing that could possibly come to my mind is Gary's humor which doesn't seem to fit the show.
So, I ask you, what are the flaws of this show?
>>71978481
>tell me my opinion
You're weak and stupid.
>>71978498
>But, I can't seem to look at this series OBJECTIVELY and point out its bad flaws.
Don't reply to me unless you're contributing to the thread.
I haven't laughed as much in a long time as I did with the giant chinese baby.
What went wrong?
shtick grew stale
>Jessi gets scared of fanboys getting moist over her and leaves
>Mike's depression and alcoholism worsens every day
>Rich Evans realizes he can act like a dick to his fans and doesn't care if new potential fans are put off by his attitude
>Jay refuses to come out of the closet and get some nice SJW attention
>Jack and Josh
>>71978556
Cool fanfic, bro.
YOU CAN'T WALK OVER HERE
SIR I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO BACK OFF
THIS IS A NO ACCESS AREA
STOP MY INVINCIBLE FLAME OF UDUN
Burritos are probably the best food to sneak into a movie theater. Here's why:
>wrapped into a perfect portable shape
>can be eaten away at bit by bit to your liking and then wrapping back up for later.
>a meal unto itself, all wrapped together
>can be configured any way you want to your liking and never gets boring
>minimal cleanup. Once you finish eating it, you just toss the wrapper and bag on the floor so the cleanup crew can scoop it up.
Can /tv/ outdo burritos as the best sneaking food?
What has /tv/ snuck into the movie theater?
I snuck a large 'za into the cinemas. It fit under my jacket with room to spare :)
>>71978266
>sneaking a hot food that smells into a theater
seems legit
me? I'd eat crab legs
>This guy... this guy is just pissing... he's pissing all over us. He's pissing on you. What does it taste like? Chief, what does it taste like, 'cause you know what, it tastes like piss to me!"
What did he mean by this?
>and we just smile, and lick it up?
>>71978239
>tfwyktf
>kavanaugh is the good guy
>gets pissed all over
>audience hates him
it's piss
What are the best episodes of South park?
>>71978179
All episodes with Butters as protagonist.
More Crap is unquestionably the best episode of the later seasons.
My top 3:
Major Boobage
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
More Crap
Why does a board that reguarly posts cuckold porn and talk about childrape somehow act like its some super religious moral authority? What does /tv/ have against atheism?
>>71978109
*tips fedora*
Kino is god. Ignore the foolishness.
>>71978140
If fedora memes are the only argument you have, then you truely are a retarded and pathetic lot. Making your enemy look foolish and ruining the credibility for everything they stand for is the lowest and most shameful blow one could make.
the cleaning lady?
>>71978025
m'lady
>>71978086
wew, that's an old reference
Recommend me some sci-fi movies.
>>71977786
Splice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0
Damn, Predator is losing his edge in his old age
I'm developing a fantasy 4chan stock exchange codenamed Meme Exchange (memex) for now.
The idea is that you create an account and you get given 1000 fake dollars. You can use this to invest in boards and potentially memes.
I will have scripts running on the server analyzing each board every hour and automatically assigning value to the stocks based on a long list of factors including but not limited to: number of threads per hour, posts per hour, number of posters per thread, average thread lifetime, and so on and so on. It will obviously also be effected by how much people invest in the stock too. I want to factor in enough things that can effect price that it won't be too easy to game it but you can still have fun with manipulating the market. The idea is that you have to speculate on boards popularity (and other factors), you can make money from certain boards influx of summerfags etc.
I'm just putting it out to you guys at the moment to get your feedback, any ideas you have, what features you think would be cool etc. Especially what factors you think should effect stock prices and by what amount.
I'm planning to have leaderboards so you can try and compete on who is making the most money. They'll be graphs showing you historical prices and all that normal stuff.
I was thinking of adding memes that are text based as investment options, like Trump, kek, :^), etc. Things that I can actually track use of.
>>>/biz/1357338
this is great, you faggots.
BUMP
wow, /tv/ is a shithole
going long on baneposting
Have any of you watched the last man on earth and enjoyed it
>>71977643
i did until schaal showed up and the show devolved into GIMME SEX I WANT SEX I AM A SCUMBAG NOW EVERYONE ELSE IS A SCUMBAG
First show I willingly dropped
I had to keep pausing becuase of the cringe
the first season is great.
especially the first episodes before he finds other people.
Did you know that the creators meant their synopsis to be a feature film?
They were convinced later to turn it into a season-long show
post screen picture of actress making cum face acting pussy orgasm
post
>>71977440
Is she the girl from "the survivalist"?
My grandfather told me you can discover everything you need to know about everything by looking at your hands. I've been looking at mine all my life, every day since I was 5, and you know what I've just realized? They're fucking feet.
really makes you think
>>71977310
Sometimes it's not the milk that's bad, it's the cereal
Anyone ever say to you "take a picture it lasts longer"? Well, Ray, today I'm running a photo shoot and what's going to develop is a bunch of dead guys in this town - my Kodak fucking moment. Caspere never owned a camera or a camera phone but he knew this.
