Video game movie adaptions you desperately want above all else, pic related
>le random viking fantasy movie based on vidya
Famalanma, not even regular viking movies/series are good and you want to mix that shit up with awful vidya crap? Baka.
>>70635416
KOTOR
>ITS GONNA FLOP
>DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>NO ONE BUT FAT NERDS WILL SEE THIS PIECE OF SHIT
LOL
> $121,000,000
Hasn't even hit US yet. Go ahead and spam your tomatoes and sophisticated reviewer critiques. Vidyakino is in.
>>70635350
>Hasn't even hit US yet
It will bomb domestically.
>China saves a shitty movie from flopping
Nothing new here
>>70635350
>denial intensifies
Who would win in a race?
>>70634998
Flash can travel trillions of times the speed of light. Quicksilver can barely hit mach 1.
>>70634998
Speedforce
>>70634998
flash can run into the future
What do you guys rate this show? I never see any threads of this,. Just wanted some opinions. Also if I make my bf watch it does it make him gay?
it's only gay when your balls touch.... haha
>>70634944
>What do you guys rate this show?
In my top 25, one of the greatest TV shows I've ever seen
>Also if I make my bf watch it does it make him gay?
Fuck no, it's just a very witty and brilliant show regardless of the main characters having vaginas. Also Lorelai and Rory are prime waifu material, if anything it'll make him even straighter
Came for Rory. Stayed for the bantz. Came for Rory again.
>create AI that tries to destroy the human race
>it destroys a city and kills a few hundred people
>isn't charged with a crime
why?
>>70634751
He's rich.
>>70634751
What law is that breaking?
>>70634751
Because he's got all the guns.
Queen of love and beauty
>>70631549
First for the First men
first for azor arya
Fisted by the First Men
What is up with western movies and their obsession of making cute and likeable girls into non-virgins?
Amélie would have been way more enjoyable if she wasn't a slut
France is considered a Western movie? What's the cut off?
>>70634577
Women are hedonists and their enemy is boredom, effort, risk, danger.
Fortunately, men are desperate enough to feel relevant, so they are pushy enough to try to be noticed by women (because they fail to be relevant beyond women). and sooner or later, they cracks the bf-shield
Women know that chads and other robots are willing to help them, to have an easy life. The natural problem of women is that they get bored sooner or later with whoever choose to try to entertain them.
So women change their partners to avoid the rut and to create drama. men do not like to be changed, since they loved to be relevant for once in their life, they whine and hate women when women find other providers.
Of course, changing partners constantly becomes a bore too, so they want some fixed men in their life to give them emotional and material support, Rarely sex because women know that, no matter how good the lover is, it gets boring sooner or later.
When they are replaced, men become resentful towards women, since they lose the validation of their existence. They pretend that they can live without women and that they even are better than women, smarter, stronger (in forgetting that women do not need to be so, because men want to be so in place of women)
Knowing that they are not able to stop loving to be supported by men, Women love also to think that they need no man and that they live to help others. This is part of the tactic to enhance their pleasures: women think that they are good people in society, only to feel even more raw, more animal, more of a little minx, typically in private, when they are fucked properly by some beta ready to serve them sexually.
>>70634607
>What's the cutoff
China
ITT:
Favorite pleb words/phrases
>pretentious
>wooden
>contrived
Also, patrician thread
>>70634291
pleb/patrician
>>70634298
FPBP
OP BTFO
>>70634312
not really, pleb
I liked Django Unchained
>>70634040
I still enjoy Fight Club 15 years after I first saw it.
>>70634040
That's not ballsy
Here's a real unpopular, but correct, opinion
>Django Unchained was the second best Tarantino movie
pedophilia is bad
How did this man survive all that blood loss?
>>70633811
Sloths have a slower metabolism, therefore their blood vessels flow in a retarded pace.
>>70633811
she bleeds double that atleast once a month senpai, she can handle it
She's a strong, powerful wimmin :^)
Craig has been a great Bond. Yeah Spectre wasn't spectacular, but he's had a better cataloge of movies than Brosnan or Moore. Casino Royale and Skyfall are two of the best Bond movies of all time. I get that it's time to pass the torch, but I'll be sad to see him go.
>>70633427
Yeah, i think he has one more, but if he doesn't it'll be a shame he will leave on a mixed note.
Still a better final movie than Connery, Moore or Brosnan though
>>70633427
Quantum of Solace is part of Casino Royale, unlike any other Bond. It goes well together.
Wasn't hoping Spectre would, because Skyfall was perfect, except for the few times it went "FULL BOND" with the train, which was still fucking amazing.
>>70633427
Goddamn he's gotten old. I watched Spectre the other day and he looks like shit in that compared to that pic.
Would you /tv/? She looked beeter, than the queen.
>>70632902
>beeter
Beets are purple.
>>70632902
is that Matt Berry?
>>70632902
was it rape?
Exprain to me again why the Republic are the good guys and the CIS are the bad guys?
>>70632616
they aren't, palatine was manipulating both sides
I don't know
I don't understand why simply not wanting to be a part of the Republic was worth setting the whole galaxy on fire over
Separatists just wanted to govern themselves. Trillions of people died because the Republic didn't want to let them.
Of course arguing the merits or ideologies of CIS vs. Republic is pointless seeing as both sides were being manipulated by our beloved Sheev
False flag attacks left and right to keep the justification for war going
The Republic's side had the Jedi. And that made them the good side. Why would the CIS have the Sith on their side if they weren't the bad side?
Admittedly, the CIS had actual reasons for leaving the Republic but then started building an army and shit just got out of hand.
>>entertaining 7.5/10
>>manages to stay faithful
>>most of it is CGI and they pull it off except for a couple of scenes
>>story was already set but the pacing was good, not amazing but it introduced every important part and it didnt feel rushed
>>chief,guldan and apprentice were interesting
>>fighting man and son were not overdramatized as the movie didn't take itself SO SERIOUSLY which is a good thing ( remember this is a place where frogmen prawl around gouing 'grawwwlrg')
it's not high culture but damn is it an enjoayble movie, don't let anyone tell you it's not
the thing I liked the least was fucking medivh
plan??shitty cgi evil phase, his magic looked goofy at times
also corona means cursed in orc?
well that explains the shitty beer
Were there murlocs in the movie?
Fuck, I'd kill for an illegal danish type feature film.
>>70632706
fuck you corona light is best beer per calorie on the market
fucking shit
>>70632456
I wanted to like that movie but it bored the ever living piss out of me
>>70632456
i liked it
>>70632509
I like the cinematography, like I do all PTA films, but ultimately it was boring and meandering... like all PTA films.
