HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70638996
> even worse than expected
wtf is that real?
shit looks like fanfic.
>weapon is somehow firing
Name one director that has never made a bad movie.
The Russo brothers
neil marshall
>>70638725
NOLAN
KUBRICK
/thread
cheels
>>70638369
>mod deleting on topic threads
>will let cuck porn and /pol/ threads stay up for hours
>its a "/tv/ badly spells how limmy speaks" thread
>>70638422
Cannae be having that
Katheryn Winnick has an interesting short film coming out that /tv/ might be interested in:
>Stripped, the short, is adapted from a feature written by India Dupré. In 1979, after being lured to Australia with the promise of a better life, then having her three young British children abducted by the government and placed in work camps as part of a “Keep Australia White” scheme, a shy yet determined mother becomes a stripper to survive, kidnaps her children back and flees across Australia while the government hunts them down. A true story of family survival, matriarchal sacrifice and forgiveness.
>The 7 minute short takes place during the family’s life on the run, trying to create a sense of normalcy while living in a tent, and using their wits to stay together. Stripped questions what makes a home; what is considered a fit mother. Four brick walls under the government’s care prayed on by predators or a flimsy canvas tent filled with an unconventional mother’s love.
>>70638018
This is the woman she's playing, apparently she was a real legend on Bondi back in the day.
dickk my
OH
What's your excuse?
>>70637741
I'm lazy
>>70637741
I don't have Hollywood giving me roids.
Is that Jameson?
TPTWP edition
>>70634670
Queen in the North!
Azor Jon!
Why is Daenarys so awful and why did they assassinate Stannis' character before having that ugly bitch kill him?
Remember your first blowjob, /tv/?
>Gravy's good tonight
>>70637058
sure did, it only took the guy 3 minutes to cum.
>>70637058
yeah, your mudda was workin the bon bon concession at the eiffel tower
>all of their original shows are garbage and there is nothing coming up worth seeing because they have terrible SJW programming directors who cater to women and nu-males
>piss poor selection of older movies and TV show
>stuff constantly being dropped and being replaced with terrible B movies and direct to video garbage
>when you put stuff in your queue that you want to see a few weeks later, some of it gets shown as "not available" by the time you want to see it
>app is buggy as fuck whenever they do a huge update
>app is increasingly bloated with banners, marquees and other ads for their original programming everywhere and probably there because nobody watches their original shit
>having to connect to the internet just to enjoy your media
>price keeps going up even though nothing ever gets better with the service
>torrenting is 100% better and free
Why haven't you done pic related with your Netflix account yet?
>>70636899
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is amazing you straight lesbian
>>70636899
>paying
>for netflix
How did they even become popular with their limited and boring library of films? I rather watch nothing than watch Netflix
>>70636899
>Peaky Blinders
>bad
kk stopped reading after first line
itt movies that make you want to find a vet and thank them for their service
seabiscuit
>>70636860
Dogs of War
You've had a few days to calm down, can you admit it was one of the best episodes in years?
Did this rusty nut bastard save Top Gear?
>>70636848
>I find it hilarious that people who have never made a show in their lives then presume what is wrong with the making of a television programme
Jesus christ, is he for real?
>>70636848
Nope.jpeg
Chris Evans is terrible. I had no idea who he was before this but his style is utterly grating.
I genuinely thought Matt LeBlanc was going to suck but he's been the only thing making watching worthwhile and is actually a pretty decent host.
They can easily save the show by making Matt, Sabine, and that old Irish dude from the last ep the hosts but I think the BBC has too much riding on Evans to make that much-needed change.
>>70636905
>you can't criticise something unless you've done it yourself
I'm so sick of this retarded logic and it's always the absolute last resort of someone who's losing the argument.
Do you guys know that german movie called Wild about a woman falling in love with a wolf? There are lots of sexual tension and crazy sexy moments between them.
I'm a zoophile and I'm dying to see it. It was released this year. Has anyone seen it?
Here's the trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf5ZO5LGk48
Poster.
Do everyone a favor and kill yourself
>>70636826
>There are lots of sexual tension and crazy sexy moments between them.
>European """cinema"""
Well, /tv/ ? xD
Pick one to defend you
The other seven will try to KILL you
Choose wisely...
Where's Nolan?
Where's David Fincher?
Is this the greatest kino scene of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXB6slJSbL4
No, this is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onjt2L2lDEY
>>70636740
Nope, that title goes to Vaughn's other Mark Millar other adaptation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QojwI174vQg
>>70636740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILwoKfeDJO4
so was sauron some actual evil dude in the tower just watching shit through this
or was that big flaming eye actually sauron
The eye was Sauron, his avatar was Sauronman (portrayed by the great Count Dooku).
>>70636350
"Sauron should be thought of as very terrible. The form that he took was that of a man of more than human stature, but not gigantic. In his earlier incarnation he was able to veil his power (as Gandalf did) and could appear as a commanding figure of great strength of body and supremely royal demeanour and countenance" (Letter No. 246)
>>70636414
Someone broke into my car in 2014 and stole $7 worth of quarters from the change holder, beaded car seat covers, and a backpack bought from Goodwill full of work papers but left a first edition Letters of JRR Tolkien (good condition) and an old e-ink reader in a leather cover that resembled a book.
Fucking loved it. Don't know what the hate is about.
What do you guys think the Rabbit was all about though?
>>70636255
Most of the hate probably comes from people simply not understanding the dialouge
To be honest, I didn't catch all of it either, but if I need to hear dialouge to follow a movie then that's not a very good movie, is it?
>>70636255
Is this movie worth watching? What happens in it? Can you describe exactly what happens from beginning to end and include, verbatim, the best bits of dialogue? I kinda want to watch it based on the title, but I don't want to be tricked into watching a bad movie like /tv/ has done before.
>>70636365
it's wannabe kino for retarded horror fans
haven't even seen it I can just tell by the trailer
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