>Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
XD
>>70572414
10/10 britbong humourfarts
There is literally nothing worse than "classic" british comedy.
I despise comedy in general. The most pleb tier genre. It is anti-artistic pandering by definition. Cinema isn't supported to be a good time. It's supposed to leave you clawing away your own flesh not flapping your mouth and making retarded noises.
>>70572414
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
So let me get this straight... all it takes is 1 (one) bullet.
Just a SINGLE bullet to the face and cap america is fucking dead forever. 6 feet under, game over.
And after having fucking millions of bullets and shrapnel and projectiles and fucking aliens and shield and hydra and world war 2 this nigger never got shot in the face?
I understand he has superhuman strength and reflexes and whatever... but come on how has he survived?? It just takes one god damn bullet to the noggin.
His superpower must be cheat codes or he ability to be the luckiest person in the entire history of the human race.
He learned from Robocop.
He has a shield
>>70572339
Remember the serum made him superhuman, so he can dodge bullets just fine
>The prospect of a predominantly white, European realm being invaded by foreign, primitive, darker skinned hordes (they are actually called the Horde) might set alarm bells ringing in our current climate of immigration anxiety. Is this a veiled Ukip broadcast? Or a pro-Trump one? Nobody suggests the orcs are there to steal Azeroth’s jobs or exploit its benefits system, thankfully, though they are intent on overrunning their adoptive country and sucking the souls out of all its living creatures.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/25/world-of-warcraft-the-beginning-review-end-already-nigh
How can /tv/ defend such racismkino?
>>70572326
Somebody start WW3 already.
>>70572326
I'm a white supremacist because scientifically and culturally white people are the superior race
>>70572326
Why do they feel the need to apply real world politics to fantastical settings?
why the fuck did Winters mug Sobel off like this at the end? Yeah Sobel was a hard-arse but he just wanted what was best for his men at the end of the day, no need to make him look a twat in front of everyone
not even like he wanted to chat with him or anything, he literally slowed down to mug him off and show off his shiny promotion and send him on his way
what a cunt
https://youtu.be/VcMk85ZsBh0?t=35
>>70572207
Because he didn't respect him. Neither would I.
Because Sobel was basically "/pol9k/: The Officer"
>In the late 1960s, Sobel shot himself in the head with a small-caliber pistol.[9] The bullet entered his left temple, passed behind his eyes, and exited out the other side of his head. This severed his optic nerves and left him blind.[9] He was later moved to a VA assisted living facility in Waukegan, Illinois. Sobel resided there for his last seventeen years until his death due to malnutrition on September 30, 1987.[9] No services were held for Sobel after his death.[9]
>>70572207
It was exactly what sobel did to him at the beginning i think, except their ranks were reversed
Post 5 films you really like and 5 albums you really like. Don't have to be favorites, just ones you really enjoy
Films:
In the Mood for Love
Almost Famous
Manhattan
The Battle of Algiers
Halloween
Albums
Fennesz - Endless Summer
Biosphere - N-plants
Infinite Body - Carve Out the Face of my God
Stars of the Lid - And Their Refinement of the Decline
Benoit Pioulard - Sonnet
Casino Royale
Clerks
The Big Lewbowski
Rocky
Whiplash
The Black Parade
Folie à Duex
All Killer, No Filler
Nevermind
blink-182 (self-titled)
>>70572454
dunno if you're being serious or not but I do really enjoy that blink 182 album
Films:
>The Tree of Life
>Inherent Vice
>2001
>The Master
>Knight of Cups
Albums:
>Awolnation - Run
>System of a Down - Mesmerize
>Earl Sweatshirt - Doris
>Audioslave - Audioslave
>Berlin Philharmonic - Brahms Symphonies 3&4
Now that the third season has concluded, what does /tv/ think of the best show on television?
>Netcux gets the last episode first
Why?
>>70572110
I want Cillian Murphy to do me up the butt
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>>70572478
>tfw cillian will never let you chokefuck him while having visions of his dead wife
discuss
>>70572059
>BvS
>not literal dogshit
>MoS
>good
lmao
>>70572059
>Kick Ass > Super
>SM2
into the trash
>House of Flying Daggers
>Fearless
>Hero
>Shaolin Soccer
>Kung Fu Hustle
>Iron Monkey
>Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
>Red Cliff
>Drunken Master
Will Hollywood ever be able to compete with the Chinese?
>>70572021
>Raise The Red Lantern
>Wong Kar-Who?
best jackie chan film?
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
>>70571760
I VANT
>>70572073
MY BURD
mai turd
Who Jin Yang here?
Your mooooooom haha!!
>>70571581
Fuck off chink
Jared/Bag Head
>thinks he's going to mount the dragon queen
>doesn't realize that she would feed him to her dragons the instant he walks in acting like an uncultured dudebro and still take control of his kingdom
Surely he's heard about her basically killing every ruler that she comes across. What's his problem?
>>70571551
Isn't that Peter Bishop's actor?
Because the magic horn that binds the dragon to his will was cut, which was the only thing that made his plan rational, so now Euron is just some dumb retard who thinks Dany will marry him just cuz
>>70571577
Nah
The Girl Who Played with fire has been confirmed by Sony. Who do you think is going to play (or want to play) Lisbeth Salander? I personally hoped it'd be Rooney Mara, since I think she is incredible, but that's most likely not going to happen.
>>70571335
Why couldn't it be Roon? There was an email she sent to Sony where she said she loved being the character.
>>70571335
Link to article with confirmation?
>>70571335
source?
Should John Boyega play Muhammad Ali in the inevitable biopic?
>commits acts of violence for sport
>this is considered a positive role model for blacks
>>70571033
>the inevitable biopic?
You mean besides the one with will smith?
>my fouth attempt at watching this movie
>fall asleep AGAIN
I give up
>>70571024
cool story. sage sage sage
I just couldn't get into it, although maybe I'm starting it too late at night and I'm just tired already - but a good movie should be able to wake me up...
>>70571292
>I just couldn't get into it
That's because you're an idiot.
Orange is the new black thread.
>>70570776
>stronk wyminz who don't need no man
No.
Best girl
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