> I would never poison a good Posole
never poison another man's posole
>>70690613
I would.
Never.
NEVER.
Poison a good posole.
you could have prevented this...all you had to do was poison HIS posole
>What's your name?
>JUST-In Time
Really? Jesus christ.
I turned this shit off right there.
>>70689929
GOAT car chase/crash scene. I watch it just to cheer me up sometimes.
>JUST
I get it
Seriously though, wasa bretty gool movie
Yeah that movie was pretty good, Amanda Seyfried gives me a boner all the damn time
>Movie about Italians starts
AYYYYYA MUMMA WHYA ISA THEA PASTA COOOOOLD, UNCLE ANTONIO ISA COMING OVER SOONA
ANDA WHERE ISA THE SPECIAL SAUCEA, WHERE IS MUMMA'S SPECIAL SAUCEA MUMMA MIA
>>70689842
name at least two movies
>implying they aren't like this irl
>>70689842
yeah, they are all gypsies
Gonna go see this in an hour, I'm kinda nervous I get scared easy in movies what am I in for?
>>70689822
Don't cover your eyes.
Saw it the other day. Not as scary as the first one but equally terrifying. Can't go wrong with James Wan.
>>70689822
BASED ON REAL LIVE EVENTS.
...
>Calvary
>not a single horse
ha.
Also, good movie. Whokilled the dog?
Is this the prequel to in bruges
>>70689859cia
I'm just coming for my files, Marty
Stop making this fucking thread you cuck
>>70689776
ARRRRRGHHHHHHHH
>“It’s true at every studio,” Dan Jinks, who produced “American Beauty” and “Big Fish,” told GQ in 2010. “Everyone has cut back on not just ‘Oscar-worthy’ movies, but on dramas, period. Caution has made them pull away. It’s infected the entire business.”
>Yet, despite the intended bankability of never-ending sequels and spinoffs, this summer’s box-office profits have dipped by 15 percent.
>As for all the other supposed star vehicles? Big ol’ stinkers: George Clooney and Channing Tatum didn’t coax holy numbers out of “Hail, Caesar!,” the beloved Tina Fey wasn’t much of a selling point for “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot,” Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Grimsby” didn’t recoup its $35 million budget, “Keanu” struggled despite being the inaugural big-screen collaboration of Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, “Mother’s Day” became Garry Marshall’s first ensemble holiday bomb, onetime box-office mainstays Julia Roberts and George Clooney didn’t do much for “Money Monster,” it’s been a rocky road for “The Nice Guys” despite Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe, and the Lonely Island-fronted satire “Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping” debuted in a measly eighth place.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hollywood-sequels-will-they-ever-end_us_575813f8e4b00f97fba6b1e3
We did it, we finally killed Hollywood.
>>70689763
>it's another "death of [media]" story
you know this has been coming out since newspaper were first being printed. "death of writting" "death of letters" then phones were "death of news paper" "death of printed media" then tv "death of theater" "death of acting" then so on and so on.
Radio killed of music, and CDs killed of quality.
How about pre-2001 when all the sihtty movies were being made and it was the "death of theater" and we see a bigger resurgence in movies with ULTRA HIGH def being a new standard and bigger tv sales than ever before.
But it was the "death of VHS" that was true.
But ya OP, we did it.
Because most TV shows are Dramas now, and movies are action flicks. It's the "death of movies" that's why Fincher is doing House of Cards, and they're bringing back Twin Peaks for Lynch.
Because TV won.
You can't have an in depth drama with developing characters in 90 minutes.
This is on top of Movies being made 3 hours long, and then cut for 2 and a half in theaters, and sucking HARD.
>>70690010
That's not why TV "won" ya moran. It's way cheaper to produce, distribute, and (possibly) market. Plus users of Netflix and other streaming platforms will watch literally fucking anything for 5 straight hours at home, but wont spend 2 hours at a theater.
Remake when?
>>70689515
It would end up becoming one of those gay 80s nostalgia fag fests like Kung Fury. This movie is almost too terrible to remake. Unless they went total modern gritty cop story, just leave this 'cutting-pizza-with-scissors'-kino alone
>>70689574
All the criminals is this movie are white people.
Lol
I would like a remake starring sly vs the rock or someone as the huge bad guy
>film industry grosses less than 1 billion yuan in 2003
>44 billion in 2015
>added 8035 screens in 2015, 22 per day
>currently 31k screens to America's 40k
>still growing astronomically fast
How much longer until every single major movie is made with the chink audience in mind? They already saved several would-be flops.
>>70689131
>until
dude since the 90's this has been going on
>>70689131
I'm fucking tired of it already. If another movie has to suck China's undersized dick like The Martian did, I'd rather they not get made.
>>70689131
And there are people posting on /tv/ right now that think Warcraft wont get a sequel. Kek
Doesnt even matter if it only breaks even the fanbase in China plus massive year on year growth means it already happening
Which was the worst video that they watched in the Wheel of the Worst?
space cop
That Video Boyfriend thing.
The pedophile cult music videos.
The finale aired on this day, twenty-five years ago.
very sopooku
fuck the haters, that finale was a masterpieceis audrey-chan ok?
Too bad they fucked up the new season and delayed it a year.
please tell me he dies in the season finale
what's his master plan?
everyone lives in GoT, they'll retconn it was
>wanting the most based character dead
Watched this for the first time today going in with low expectations, since /tv/ said it was the worst Mission Impossible.
Not going to lie and say the movie doesn't feel dated or suffer from bad pacing, but man does Tom Cruise carry a film. The second and third acts were flickino.
Why is he so damn likeable?
>>70688567
it's what he does, play men that border on god. it's a Scientology thing, you would understand if you're level 4 or under, once you cross the bridge of fire you'd understand better. you capture?
>>70688567
Thetans
>>70688567
How could anyone possibly think 3 is worse than 2? That's almost as bad as the people saying Episode 7 is worse than Episode 2 for Star Wars.
Does /tv/ really hate jews this much?
thoughts?
is this leaked from mel gibson's new movie The passion II: the Jesus Awakens?
>>70688394
Fantastic flick
>>70688394
>throwing the guns in the water
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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What was his fucking problem?
Guy trying to keep his community straight in the face of voodoo bullshit charlatans poppin up and crackin under the pressure cuz he was molestered
mad @ god
>>70688306
He is a nigger.
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