/sug/ - Steven Universe General
We're Back! Edition
Previous: >>3805495
>Summer of Steven coming July 18
http://www.cartoonnetwork.ca/
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed] [Embed]
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o [Embed] [Embed]
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM [Embed] [Embed]
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U [Embed] [Embed]
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
https://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://cuckchan.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>3811783
Does this mean we're allowed to migrate back to /co/ now?
Here we go.
I guess.
>>3811807
Not yet.
>>3811807
Only on July 18, I think
G E T R E A D Y
>Things we're not going to see in this Bomb
>I wasted my whole Jaspearl spiel on a thread right as it ended
dang it
>>3811835
>Any other gem besides Peridot in one episode
>>3811835
Good episodes
>>3811825
I'm not gonna be in the country on that day... ;_;
>>3811835
Anything important.
Non-townie episodes.
Jasper.
>>3811835
>Ruby and Sapphire
>Homeworld
>the Diamonds
>too much of Peridot/Lapuse
All we're going to see is a bunch of shitty townies
>>3811835
>An announcement for even more new episodes that will follow the bomb.
>>3811840
It's okay, you can continue here.
>>3811835
Jasper
she's stuck in the flowey fight
So, is Steven Floats going to be part of the bomb or not?
>>3811783
We'll be back, baby!
>>3811871
>Only 4 new episodes
>high chance of just being townie shit that doesn't progress the better half of the show
Literally gonna be the worst Steven Bomb.
>>3811901
5
5
5
5
5
>>3811901
This is so depressing.
Remember, this is coming from the Canadian website! While I'm confident that the US will get episodes at the same time or even sooner, this isn't the most official announcement! I think we're still on for a TV spot tonight or commercials in the next couple of days, GET HYPE!
>>3811920
Well, if they do happen to come out in Canada first, someone will upload them to the internet quickly anyway, like when France released episodes early.
Right?
>>3811932
Canada get's dual audio right?
>>3811953
Canadians speak English, nigger, except in Quebec and no one cares about Quebec.
>>3811912
Oh bollocks I forgot about Steven Floats, please tell me this isn't 1 week?
>>3812018
>tfw Steven Floats probably counts as one of the bomb episodes
>the rest of the episodes will be about the townies
>the next hiatus will be longer than this one
>after this bomb, we probably won't get any more episodes until December, or even next year
It's everyday Monday-Friday from July 18 to the end of August you dumb cunts.
I WISH
FOR DEATH
>>3812119
Say that again with proper grandma and a source
>>3812119
That'd be 30 episodes minimum. I hope it's something more than one week, but I seriously doubt that they're going to just barrel into season 4 like that.
>>3812119
I M P L Y I N G
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>>3811835
rose forcing her huge cock up greg's butt
>>3812119
Steven Apocalypse?
>>3812018
I think the bomb will be:
>Steven floats
>Too short to ride
>The new Lars
>Restaurant wars
>Kiki's Delivery serive
>>3812164
But we're definitely going to see that.
>>3812170
>/sug/ predicted Stevengeddon
a few months off but still
>>3812119
That ain't a Stevenbomb, that's a SteveNagasaki
>>3812164
Oh yeah?
>>3812174
Awful
>>3811835
Peridot outside of one episode
A fucking Lapis song
>>3812203
>implying peridot isn't literally gong to be in every episode forever except shit like The Answer
>3 weeks
a-at least they announced it in June...
>>3812197
did you know that rose's cum has healing properties too? you would be nice and healthy if you take her cock up your butt
>>3812202
which is why I think this
>>3812232
What about Steven's cum?
>>3811835
corrupted jasper
>>3812185
>SteveNagasaki
>>3812280
>Hirosteven Nagasaki
>>3812174
Excited for the Lars and Kiki episode if that's what's happening.
I feel like they'll throw in the Greg the Babysitter episode cause there's usually a story/flashback episode in these marathons and they're nearly always top-tier episodes.
I wonder how many days or hours till we get episode names.
Post predictions for future episodes
>>3812174
>Townie bomb
>>3812351
>Steven vs Amethyst
Steven challenges Amethyst to a game of checkers
>>3812351
the new lars: lars accepts his destiny as a twinky bitch and everyone takes turns to fuck him
>>3812371
>waifufags on suicide alert
Nice.
>>3812395
Kikifags will have their day!
>>3812381
God I hope not
>>3812395
I'm a Rubyfag, patience is the core of my being.
>>3812403
All five of them!
>>3812395
>SoLfags thinking that half of the show is any good without the gems
>>3812417
3, 2 of them thought she was her sis
>>3812418
Of course not.
Gemfags just cry whenever there isn't one episode centered around a gem when the show is much more than that.
>>3811783
>ONLY THREE WEKS, POKEMANS WILL BE ANOTHER 4-5 MOTNHS.
>>3812441
The problem is the SoLfags are more annoying because they have the mindset that the show's SoL (if you can even call it that) is done well.
>>3812351
>Too short to ride: Peridot and Steven fusion
>Drop Beat dad: Marty is back
>The new Lars: who fucking cares
>Beach city drift:racing episode
>Restaurant wars: cooking battle
>Kiki's Delivery Service: Lapis helps with Deliveries
>Alone at sea: Jasper
>>3811860
I am for whatever reason, hoping for a Pearl x Jasper connection coming soon enough.
Are you guys going to the Beach City Con? :3
I am, and I'm very excited too! XD
Here's my cosplay! o.o
>>3811835
pretty much anything important correlating to the main plot
>>3812471
>I was looking forward to beating her into the ground
There
They both have strong feelings for rose
>>3812557
Yeah, really excited for the ball pit.
do you still believe in steven ?
>>3812557
Steven doesn't wear glasses
>>3812557
>Beach City Con
Ew!
No thanks!
>>3812624
I believe in pussay
>>3812095
>that File.
>>3812624
Ye
>>3812321
>Hirosugah Nagaski
>>3812624
Nope. Summer of Steven has been shit so far, and it's probably going to keep being shit when we get an entire bomb of townie episodes.
>>3812660
Interesting, here's what I got.
>>3812660
what was the name of the tumblr again?
>>3812382
I kinda want to see that ...
>>3812660
Aren't you tired of this bait?
>>3812660
>Rainbow Quartz on the bottom
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>3812581
>They Fight.
>Afterwards they conenct, and hav elenghty background discussions about rose etc.
>Pearl:Finally somebody to talk about rose with.
YES
How would Pearl react to a Rose/Steven fusion saying "I love you" to her?
>>3812737
She'd probably hyperventilate and pass out.
>>3812716
Well, she hasn't done much other than dance and give Greg a boner.
>>3812737
Heart attack
>>3812758
That's enough.
I hope they actually feature Steven's floatiness from now on. I don't want them to forget he has it, the power could lead to some fun characterization.
>>3812737
>Hfw
>>3812787
(You)
>>3812803
>I don't want them to forget he has it
You know this is what's going to happen.
>>3812660
Where can you make one like these?
>>3812824
Did you know Pearl can sandbend and shapeshift
>>3812557
>fat ugly Jew
Pretty good
>>3812824
No, anon! I refuse! The writers can be consistent! They just chose not to sometimes!
Fuck, who am I kidding?
I just rewatched onion friend and I think I finally have a new theory
I know onion isn't a gem, but still
>steven still doubts he's human
>he doesnt eat human food but he has no problem putting a live mouse in his mouth
>he's surprisingly fast at crawling
are you guys thinking what I'm thinking
>>3812797
Not for most people. Personally I just want Pearl to fuse with Steven, that's be a lot of fun.
>>3812872
I don't know what you're thinking.
>>3812872
He's a mouse
>>3812872
Slinker?
>>3812872
Onion is a sentient Pavlova?
>>3812872
It's comedy you autist
>>3812872
He's half vegetable and half human
Yellowtail is one of Rose's veggie people, like the watermelon stevens
>>3812880
I want to see that happen too.
No one ever posts onion porn
>>3812915
Steven saw his birth tape. I'm sure he'd remark if Onion was a half-snerson.
>>3812937
Global Rule Motherfucking One
>>3812938
He started covering his eyes the minute he saw Vidalia's cooter. It's not like she'd need to be laying an egg either since some snakes like rattlesnakes give birth
>>3812956
Yet Steven porn is a thing
>>3812977
Thank god.
I want to take are of Peridot when she's sick and nurse her back to health.
>>3812854
This, minus the pretty good part.
>>3812937
If I posted it, would you be able to handle it?
![14 - Monster Buddies - An Indirect Kiss.mkv_snapshot_13.37_[2016.06.30_19.37.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g6mn1Kx.jpg "14 - Monster Buddies - An Indirect Kiss.mkv snapshot 13.37 [2016.06.30 19.37.54]")
>>3812691
>>3812773
>>3812831
Is anyone going to answer?
I'm sorry Ruby, but I love it
>>3813028
I want to protect and nourish her smile
>>3811835
>Villains
>>3813052
http://su-gemsorter.tumblr.com/
>>3812999
>Goddammit Internet
>>3813060
Lapis what the fuck have i told you about speaking to Ruby over 4chan
>>3813085
Thank
JUNE TO AUGUST
>>3811835
Episode previews only for episodes that are airing during the bomb. There's going to be another "oops, here a preview for an episode coming out in an unknown amount of months."
>>3812557
what about the fabled /sug/ meet up?
>>3813195
niceme.me
>>3813085
Wait a sec, does this mean I lose /freak/ status?
>>3813222
You're a half /freak/
>>3813222
Yes, turn in your membership card immediately.
>>3812661
>A 5 day TTG event coming in August gets a promo right after the TTGxPPG special
>The next StevenBomb coming in July still has no commercial
Can anybody confirm if this is true? If we don't hear something official by the end of tonight that's some real malarkey.
>>3812923
Humans can be vegetables too anon
>>3813252
We already know CN has a ungodly bias for SU and it's schedule.
>>3813222
Fusions =\= gems
You're OK
>>3813109
>300 gems meme
Rate my taste
>>3813085
Pretty accurate if I do say so myself.
>>3813109
Every orifice of my being
>>3813353
That's a lot of first prize winners, anon.
But that's ok because best Gem is in there.
just as it should be
>>3813393
Gonna be honest here...what would a Jasper Pearl fusion even look like?
Daily reminder that this fandom's male population is some of the weakest, most emotionally frail people i've ever seen.
It infects every aspect of /sug/ and males everything you guys talk about seem cringey and sometimes just laughably pathetic. you people are making lists of gems you like...think about that....
>>3813347
>Pearl at 8.
Finally did it right. Surprised Opal appearing in 8th
>>3813351
Good but Sardonyx is too low.
>>3813392
It kinda made little sense to me to distinguish Amy, Pearl and Opal. Same for Ruby, Sapphire and garnet. And she's a close second, really.
6 is essentially "gems I'd like to get to know better"-tier
>we can all agree that Sugilite indeed sucks
>>3813412
Big Buff High DEX n STRNGTh Fusion, when after connecting about rose is best fussion.
So how much of a faggot am I, guys?
>>3813476
A Doy~
>>3813412
probably like this
>>3813493
>Steven at 19
Maxium faggot
>>3813493
>Best Gem at top.
List is nice.
>>3813085
It didn't give me enough match-ups with YD and alexandrite, I don't care that much about them
rate me
>ywn watch the show for the first time eight years from now
>your SU experience will forever be tainted by leaks, hiatuses, shitposting, memes and cynicism
>>3813524
Fuck you Pearl is BEST GEM.
MALACHITE HAS STILL TO PROOF ITSELF.
>>3813557
pick a side fag/10
Just got some pizza, what episode should I rewatch while I eat it?
>>3813563
Who the fuck is gonna watch this show 6 years after it ends?
>>3813607
Frybo
>>3813617
Ok, I'll be back in 10 minutes.
>>3813557
Yeh
Opinions are like butts: mine is better than yours.
>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz > Steven
>DEMIGOD TIER
Stevonnie > Rainbow Quartz
>(GOD POWERGAP)
>GREAT TIER
Amethyst > Pearl >>> Sapphire >>> Garnet
>OK TIER
Ruby > Opal = Sugilite
>YELLOW PEARL IS CUTE TIER
Yellow Pearl
>WHO CARES TIER
Lapis Lazuli > Sardonyx >>>>>> Malachite >>> Blue Diamond > Blue Pearl > Yellow Diamond
>JASPER TIER
Jasper > Alexandrite
>FUCK YOU
Peridot
>>3813615
I forgot it's against the law to watch TV shows that are no longer airing.
:^)
So we're doing this now?
hey /sug/, I know it's not SU related, but I tried posting some original fiction. tell me what you guys think
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/146725372464/the-night-parade
>>3813705
Teehee
>>3813670
You do realise this bad taste copy paste gets old right?
>>3813670
>Steven
>God tier
Consider suicide
>>3813432
I make lists of things I like all the time because my brain feels like it's held together with scotch tape and I desire order that my brain can't maintain, what's list-making got to do with emotions? Also what's it got to do with males, I'm not a male
Also is captcha being fucky for anyone else
>>3813709
>>3813705
>>3813664
>>3813557
>>3813545
>>3813493
>>3813446
>>3813393
>>3813353
>>3813351
>>3813347
>>3813270
>>3813222
ahahahahahhah look at all these posts about lists because you weebs don't have anything else to talk about. ahahahahhaha
"hey i'm eating X how can i make this about SU i guess i could post about it on /sug/ and mention the fact that i'm also watching the show while eating."
"steven is best gem"
"no anon, X is best gem"
real solid thought provoking discussion around here let me tell you.
>>3813670
>pic related
>>3813724
you do realize it's actually good taste right?
CG outfit Peridot with scarf when? Seriously I love this design, maybe even more if she had fingerless gloves too.
Anyway post your favourite CG Peridot fan designs so far
don't you guys dare feed that faggot
>>3813835
>please dont talk about our lack of anything to discuss anymore aside from weirdo porn posting and "lists"
>>3813835
He's feeding you!
Just posting these here in case anyone want to gtfo
>>>/co/84171507
>>>/co/84115210
>>>/co/84158041
>>>/co/84157717
or maybe try to... kill yourself? I dunno.
>>3813816
You do realise it's really pathetic to defend such shit taste ?
>>3813670
REAL TIER LIST
>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz = Steven
>DEMIGOD TIER
All other gems equally
>>3813810
>tfw people think your genuine opinions are bait
where did i go wrong
>>3813524
enemy here
the moment they stop being bad for one another I'm on your side.
>>3813800
Anon, don't be mean
>2 more weeks
>its another fucking bomb
>ITS ALL FUCKING FILLER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3813871
>4 threads
Look.
I can deal with /co/'s fast speed and posting but i cannot watch over 4 fucking threads from there.
>>3813880
Are you the one and only Rose Anon? Because I love you
>>3813888
please please please please better the quality of the posting around here. this is getting pretty boring and lame and i've been here for nearly a year.
>>3813800
Nice bait.
I WANNA RAPE PERIDOT
>>3813896
it's more than one bomb right? it's the fuckin summer of steven
>>3812469
>Implying Alone At Sea won't be an Onion-San Dad Episode
>>3813830
Very cute.
Bottoms remind me of toriyama
>>3813949
Nobody knows. Expect nothing.
>>3813931
>calls it bait
>ignores whats being said
"la la la i cant hear you la la la"
>>3813955
>implying it won't be both
>implying Greg, Steven, Onion, Yellowtail and possibly Sour Cream won't go out on a smells-like-filler fishing trip when suddenly from the sea emerges a monstrous, corrupted Jasper
>>3813909
Yup, it's me! I'll stick for a while around to give encouragement regarding this schedule, seeing as how a lot of people are acting upset with it. We still don't have an official announcement, just a single picture from CN's Canadian website. I don't think we're getting a whole month and a half of episodes, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if there were more to this than just one week!
Once things are settled I'll probably disappear into the aether again for a while, although I'll also be posting the poll results when the relevant episodes air.
>>3813956
No no.
I ain't that fucking idiot.
>>3813925
Alright then
Have one of my good posts
>>3813956
GET BETTER AT POSTING YOU LAME DUCK, DIPSHIT WEEB.
seriously your posts are pretty snore-core even when they're directed at me.
>>3813984
If you don't like shitposting you're in the wrong thread
>>3813925
>please please please do something for my lazy ass
Have you considered that maybe you should find something else do with your life besides staying in a single place with a very limited pool of discussion topics, where people come and go? What's boring and lame to you could be new and fun to another poster
If you're bored it's nobody's fault but your own. It's a big world with an endless amount of interesting stuff
>>3814019
i'm fine with shitposting if it's at least interesting and you change it up but it never gets changed up.
>>3814013
>Entitled to point that he believes any mentioning of himself makes the conversation interesting.
>>3814066
see and that logic would work if this general wasn't just the same 50 fucking people checking it everyday.
stop making excuses for being boring chaps and be better posters.
i'm interesting, i say plenty of interesting gem related things that arent weird or depressing or lame. why cant you guys do the same even the smallest bit more?
>>3814067
Ok
If you don't like repetitive shitposting you're in the wrong thread.
So anyone else think a scene/episode in which a Homeworld Gem forcefully fuses with Pearl
Only to realize they've made a terrible mistake and Pearl is totally in control of it, revealing just how strong willed Pearl is to not just herself but everyone.
Would be kinda cool?
>>3814101
Oh shit i didn't actually expect you to be a self-entitled retard.
>>3814101
>the same 50 fucking people
There's and average of 50 people who come to these threads. You have absolutely no reason to believe they're all the same people. Me for example, I haven't been here in like a month. I only pop in for a few days or weeks at a time, then leave when I get bored. I'm enjoying myself now. Why the heck do you stick around if you're bored?
Get some other hobbies dude
>>3813966
matt described it as a "mega event" a month ago
idk what happened to it schedule-wise since then but i'm gonna keep my hopes up
>>3814129
eat my pussy yo. ;)
>>3814141
(you)'s does not equal quality posting. This is all pretty terrible and I resent you for shitting things up
>>3814141
Yes because when you shit up a thread worse then what is already there, you are gonna get people to tell you off.
The irony is you are fighting shitposting by shitposting.
>>3814141
It's the truth.
If you don't find it cool or funny it's your problem.
But if you want I can shitpost with cool memes
Do you want me to shipost with cool memes?
>>3813886
Totally fair- Malachite's half cute and half freaky/unstable looks, battle prowess, and dramatic circumstance doesn't grab everyone in the same way
Hope for the future though
>>3814186
I'm hoping for the best
>>3814177
yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
what you resent is having your shitty bubble burst.
>>3814183
hey at least we're not talking about gay lists or tired speculation
>>3814185
only if those memes are funny and original meaning you made them.
also i take it by way of the response i got that you all know what i'm saying is true and it irks you. sorry not sorry, get fucking better at posting already so i don't have to speak up. oh and read more none of you fucking read i know it. stupid fucking overwatch players.
Where did Crewniverse go wrong with Sugilite
>meme voice
>freaky eyes
>cataract uneven eyes
>single dead eye
>too thicc?
>weird arms
>lame weapon
Which is it
>>3814253
Oh yeah I made them, and they're funny as hell
Let me show them to you
>>3814267
Don't forget the lumpy caveman brow. Just why.
>>3814267
She's too ghetto.
>>3814272
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>>3814141
You sound like me a year ago when I thought my "ironic" shitposting was hilarious because I said a bunch of quirky stuff
Turns out most people in that general just thought I was annoying as hell
I mean I still think they were a bunch of depressing autists with sticks up their asses but I was way worse
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Welp, guess I'm not posting my stories anymore
>>3814267
I-I like Sugilite
For a long time, I have eaten Top Ramen every day, without noticing its name's similarity to "Top Gun", "Top Lel", or "Topkek". However, one day, as I gazed upon the package of Top Ramen I was about to cook, I noticed how much its name sounds like "Topkek", and realized how great Top Ramen is.
Topkek is important for many reasons, and we love it dearly. Topkek is multiculturalism and tolerance. Even though topkek is a turkish food, we love it. Kek is very significant in the philosophical field of lels and tops. In the game World of Warcraft, "kek" is orcish for "lol". And "kek" is very similar to an alternative to dubs known as "nubs," which emerged on /b/ shortly before /b/ died and [s4s] was born. In nubs, the last number and the third-to-last number are the same, and the second-to-last number is different (example:323), and kek is like nubs, but with letters!
You might not know what topkek's philosophical significance has to do with Top Ramen, you might wonder why Top Ramen should be made a le epic may may. Top Ramen should be a meme because it, like topkek, is delicious, and it, like topkek, shows, through its name that it is the best at what it does, that it is top gun, that it is the Top Ramen. And, like topkek, Top Ramen gives you choice, maybe even more choice than topkek. Top Ramen, like topkek, gives you the choice of many different flavors, and you can put as many noodle packets, or as many flavor packets, as you want in the pot when cooking, like how you can choose how much topkek to eat. However, unlike topkek, it is very easy to mix the flavors together when cooking, and you can eat just the flavor, without any noodles (or the noodles without any flavor), and, unlike topkek, you can choose how long to cook the Top Ramen.
One more reason Top Ramen is great, is because emblazoned on every package is the phrase "Oodles of Noodles".
>>3814345
>not SU related
You must be out of your mind my dude
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Peridot, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Kindergarten Kindergarten, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on Yellow Diamond, and she has over 300 confirmed Camp Pining Hearts ships. She is trained in Canadian warfare and she's the top kindergartener in the entire Homeworld tech support team. You are nothing to her but just another clod. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of Gems across the USA and your co-ordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the Cluster, maggot. The Cluster that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the Earth. You’re fucking dead, Steven. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without her limb enhancers. Not only is she extensively trained in unarmed combat, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the barn and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little Steven. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking taste sponge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you diamond-damned clod. She will shit Camp Pining Hearts lore all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking poofed, Steven.
You know what, that's it, I don't want to post more
>>3814402
>implying Steven can poof
No
>>3814434
>Unironically likes the shitposts that were used during **** drama
Alright troops we fed this retard long enough.
>>3814479
>troops
god i can feel your virginity from here.
>>3814518
>not being a virgin
No magic for you
>>3814542
i think i'll live ahahahahh
>>3812351
>crack the whip
Steven becomes obsessed with Devo
>>3814414
>Not making the obvious pun
>>3814434
>COOL SHIRTS GUY.
If that's your bland taste in memes I'm glad the general is not to your liking
Look dude, like in real life, conversations are not going to hilarious and fun 100% of the time. Sometimes the mood lulls and things are casual, because there's not much to go on. And that's alright, let people chill, stop trying to unload your shitty vibes on everyone.
But the main point is, if you're bored and don't want to be, go find something else to do. I cannot fathom why you'd keep subjecting yourself to something you're so unsatisfied with
>>3814615
Ignore him, i've been feeding him since he basically killed the thread with his thread but now he is just autistically doing the ole' "le le le deny deny deny lol lol lol ur a faget lol ;))))))" garbage.
>>3814615
where did i say i liked anything? oh that's right you needed some ammo to try to deflate what i said about this general dying on the vine from regular posters not being interesting.
and my shitty vibes should be a wake up call for people like you to pick up the pace.
don't give me excuses or blah blah blah, get up off YOUR ass. don't argue for this place staying stagnant.
>>3814637
i wouldn't have to do it if you would admit that a good 70% of all /sug/ posts are autistic weeb, same posting, shit. deal with it fag and stop deflecting.
it's not my fault you are all mostly boring gaming weebs and people yet to move out of mommies and daddies house.
Cool beans bro.
Nice opinion.
No (You) this time but you know it's directed towards ya.
Guys
He's shitposting to get replies
The more you reply, the more he shitposts
It's not hard to understand
>>3814694
You know what /sug/ needs?
More /ss/
>>3814742
He already killed the thread with his shitposting though, so might as well reach bump limit so we can make a fresh new thread without his autism.
>>3814761
I agree
>>3814770
Exactly
>>3814730
thanks, and to be clear here i would take gemfu posting and image spamming over what the majority of this thread turned out being.
>>3814742
because the entirety of the generals population needs to heed your advice. because these people are your "troops" right?
stop acting like a weeb and post something funny or interesting.
>>3814761
sure , go to your hearts delight.
>>3814769
yeah and you better hope to fuck that thread doesn't get derailed by the same sad posting styles and posts or else we'll have a problem again.
i did this
I wanna kill myself everyday
>>3814806
http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
>>3814792
You can make yourself look like a complete retard because you hate people talking about their feelings for all i care.
I wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every day
>>3814830
oh i'm sorry are you going to cry and be depressed over it now? have a little boo hoo over it maybe?
I wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every day
I wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every day
Zuke's Amethyst (hair) and especially her Lapis (everything) are so distinct it's astounding
The difference between Hilary Lapis and Zuke Lapis in Barn Mates is so easy to see in screencaps, it's crazy.
I wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every day
>>3814852
>>3814865
>>3814838
now this poster i like. not for his or her death wish but for the spirit and emotion he or she is putting into the posts.
How are you all doing tonight?
>>3814901
Just fine.
Thinking about shooting up my old highschool for Pearl.
>>3814885
And then there's this ol' Lapis
I wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every day
>>3813432
>there's boys who like steven universe
Haha anon don't be silly, this is a safe space only for lgbtqi women of colour
>>3814901
i'm doing pretty great but i can think of at least four people here who are not doing ok.
>>3814850
>>3814893
You've actually been pretty funny to reply to despite the obvious bait.
But i'm also surprised you just made it apparent you only like the posts made by your friends.
>>3814885
Very anime.
I wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every day
Since there's not going to be anything to be salvaged out of this summer, I may as well just join in the shitposting
I wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every day
>>3814917
>>3814885
>>3814169
I be interested depends on what you look like.
>>3814694
Yeah you sound just like me when I first moved out and went to college and got cool friends, and suddenly thought I was better and funnier than everyone on 4chan and felt the need to say so all the time. You even type like I did and it's making me cringe so hard
I can tell your shitposts are probably some weak-ass shallow shit, probably brad-tier
>>3813925
I know that feel. After 3 months without internet, i'm finally back, but now looks like everything here is getting more and more dead, i remember of many things of this place before, Well, I see some sug fans on another generals like /tlhg/, what make this place even more slower. Anyway, crying about that is not gonna help, if we want to make /sug/ great again, we should work on it, like calling more drawfags/writefags and be friendly, also, edits, memes, everthing help. Just dont forget of having fun.
Alright well, I'm just going to come back later
I wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every day
>>3815047
See you
>>3815043
Pretty sure it's some guy cohorting with his group or something again like last week.
>>3813830
and now back to the usual
>>3815044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCa6o_zzZXs
I wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every dayI wanna kill myself every day
>>3815015
You pressed the same/no opinion button way too many times. You are a cheater. Re-do it
>>3815026
Perfect
I want to live, never
>>3815100
>This self entitled attitude again.
>>3812095
Why does pearl have red bloody when her blush is clearly blue? Fucking emos can't do anything right.
>>3815155
It's hot sauce. She's in a play
WE ARE IN THE UNIVERSE
>>3815092
>>3815203
STEVENS UNIVERSE
>>3815203
PLANETS LIVE INSIDE THE MOON
>>3815238
A ROCKET SHIP CAN GO TO SPACE
>>3815262
A ROCKET SHIP CAN GO TO THE MOON
>>3815223
You pressed the shit taste button way too many times. You are a gay. Re-do it
jk. ish.
Peridot is an attention white y/n
>>3815414
*whore
>>3815414
Peridot is green
I found a peridot, someone want ?
>>3815489
No, but I'd gladly take that Lapis.
>>3815489
Yes please
>>3815489
She's already where she's supposed to be.
Fancy a Lapidot doujin?
http://artemispanthar.tumblr.com/post/146725111587/at-this-years-san-diego-comic-con-boom-studios
>>3815671
>lapidot
No thanks, best gem deserves better than worst gem
>>3813476
No, she's intense, dangerous and fun.
If a stick can poof a gem
Can a rock do the same
>>3815849
Well Jasper is a rock, and she poofed Garnet. So yeah.
>>3815873
The rock needed a stick to poof a Grape.
>>3815845
Source?
>>3815873
I see
Now, the next question is
Wil the wind of Neptune kill the rubies
Or is the wind of Neptune not that strong
>>3815891
Dang, well you got me there. I think I know why stick beats rock. Stick is wood, paper was wood, as we all know paper beats rock. Thus stick beats rock.
>>3815909
http://varuvi.deviantart.com/
This dude.
>>3815911
Probably not enough. Homeworld engineering don't fuck around.
>>3815964
>they're only 17
>>3816097
I didn't notice. Quite amazing, really.
To defeat Homeworld
We must become Homeworld
>>3816174
Pass me the destabilizer. It's time for Ruby and sapphire to be decent
what the most autist theory you ever seen ?
>>3816097
this guy isn't even good
i could make shit of the same or better quality in like 5 seconds
>>3816258
that "bismuth is steven's brother" one
>>3816266
then do it faggot
>>3816258
Connie is supposed to be a good character
>>3816206
Aw, that's sweet of you Anon.
Helping Ruby and Sapphire get ready for the dance.
>>3816258
The one about Blue Diamond being a fusion, and Lapis being one of her component gems.
>>3816323
>Ohh the big dance
>Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
What did she mean by this?
>>3816174
No John you are the demon.
Open portal to hell on HW and they throw an 'ancient evil that should never be awaken' tomb at yellow diamond's face.
Problem solved
>>3816332
You suck, your theories and shilling ways suck, and your story sucks
>>3816382
Sex.
>>3816284
degeneracy.
>>3816405
I'm not the faggot who's been posting his story here.
>>3816258
Majority of 'headcanon'
FUCK
HOW LONG AGO WAS THE ANNOUNCEMENT
>>3816496
A little over 3 hours and 1 minute.
>>3816496
Like five or six hours ago, I think.
>>3816415
>coming from someone made of sex
>>3813218
You really wanna meet people from /sug/? Especially after it's been in trash so many times and all the decent people have been filtered out?
Ok ok
>don't do anything I wouldn't do
>the door opens with lapis there
So Garnet wouldn't do Lapis, so Steven fusing with Lapis would be the worst mistake of his life!
>>3816539
This is when it was first posted onto /trash/
If we are only getting 5 episodes after 2 months of waiting, after only getting 5 episodes after a massive hiatus, I am going to be slightly disappointed. Come on Sugar.
>>3816542
i do
>>3816544
Forced fusion is basically leg locking
Pearl needs to learn to be happy and independent for once, and to appreciate humans. Because if she doesn't obsess over rose them why is there upkeeping her ideals save for Steven
>>3816567
it's not up to her, it's up to the network
>>3816953
Surely she could argue with the network for better scheduling, the hiatuses and stevenbombs are becoming ridiculous at this point.
>>3816931
>and to appreciate humans.
>>3816567
>>3816953
>>3816986
Sometimes threadly reminder we'd be at the end of Season 3 (4/5) if CN weren't being a bunch of wankers.
>>3816986
that was discussed several times already... they're even writing episodes based on this format. If CN keeps with this, it's because it works.
>>3816931
Pearl can appreciate humans well enough already
>>3817003
It's racist
>>3813670
I'll take a swing.
>inb4 people screaming about their gem-fus not high on my list
>GOD TIER
Steven = Lapis > Ruby
>DEMIGOD TIER
Garnet = Stevonnie
>GREAT TIER
Pearl > Amythest > Sardonyx
>OK TIER
Sapphire = Rose = Opal
>WHO CARES TIER
Background Pearls = YD > Rainbow Quartz = Alexandrite = Malachite
>FUCK YOU
Jasper = Sugilite
Prepared for rage.
>>3817177
No one cares about these written out
Use the generator
>>3813670
Hold up, hold up. I've got this
>GOD TIER
The Gems you hate
>FUCK YOU
The Gems you like
Perfect.
anybody got some lewds i can trade some sugar cubes for
>>3817177
Great!
Is cute
>>3817261
What lewds do you want? Only 1 sugarcube per picture.
>>3816496
There technically hasn't been one, just a picture on CN Canada's website. CN US will probably say something tomorrow, and then we'll have some concrete facts about what exactly's going on.
>>3817303
Hey, if CN Canada is gonna provide episodes earlier then what ever bullshit the US has in store then i'll watch em.
They'll probably be in english too so there'd be no need to wait for the US.
>>3817294
rose
>>3817399
Here is one Rose lewd 4 u
>>3817399
Here ya go
>>3817432
Thumbnail dookie
>>3817369
I'm thinking that the dates will either coincide or be close, but I seriously doubt that we're gonna go back into a full-on hiatus after just four new episodes, given that they've been building up the current backlog since at least January.
It could even be that they've been waiting to get all of season 3 in.
Townie tier list
>GOD TIER
Ronaldo=Connie
>Demi God Tier
Onion<Steven
>Great Tier
Sadies mom<Dewey
>Meh Tie
The black ones
>Shit tier
Lars>>>Sadie<<<Sour Cream
>No One cares
Everyone else
>Fuck You
Greg
>>3817518
Are you being retarded on purpose?
>>3817518
That's a list!
>>3817505
though not lewd I really like this
>>3817518
>steven and greg anything but top tier
>>3817518
>Ronaldo
>god tier
Couldn´t even beat Iceland
>>3817544
Peridot looks oddly similar to sadies mom in this
>>3817544
Gasp ruki's doing humanizations
Any Jasper?
whats everyones favorite reference in SU?
vid related
https://youtu.be/qz2lIwKI8NA
>>3817627
Pic related
>>3817645
But this is an edit.
>>3817645
I dont get it anon
>>3817702
filename
>>3817677
No, it's a screenshot
>>3817710
oh ok
>>3817734
This is such a weird looking picture.
Which Gems could Steven defeat in solo combat?
Assume that he can achieve his objective without killing them.
so we get new episodes during sdcc?
i'm pretty new, has this happened before and what have they revealed at past events? maybe some good sneak peeks or fusion reveals?
>tfw steven is wearing ruby's headband
>>3817753
>Jasper
>>3817769
Nice try anon.
>>3817753
Definitely Peridot. As for the others, it depends on if he's allowed to take them by surprise or not.
>>3817518
oh wow! A person who's wrong about everything!
>>3817518
Greg is a stud muffin
>>3817518
i fear for your life anon
>>3817882
Greg is not that fucking fat
Another day, another thread...
>>3817925
Is this better?
>>3817936
i wish you were dead
>>3817950
>gfw he realizes Rose told everyone about his micropenis before she died
>>3817981
He has a massive murdercock, it's just buried under his fupa
Any chance the towniebomb wont be filler?
>>3817960
Rude!
>>3817925
shhh your gonna make him commit suicide for thin shamming, just like zamii
>>3818022
>LE MUDERCOCK MAYMAY XD
>>3818025
Slim
>Percy would've won the canoe race if he wasn't drooling over Paulette
>Sapphire would've won the baseball game if she wasn't drooling over Ruby
Which is it Garnet?! Are Ruby and Sapphire Percy and Pierre or the canon Percy and Paulette?!
>sapphire did win
well
>>3818025
I think there'll probably be at least one important episode, but it'll mostly be filler.
>>3818025
hope theirs a ronaldo ep
>>3818042
Please don't use the word "slim", it triggers me.
who is best mom?
>>3818063
this bait offends me
>>3818089
Sugilite
If she was around more, she would have taken Steven's virginity like a good mother
>>3818089
If Opal isn't around then its Garnet
>>3818125
There are SO many things wrong here
>>3818025
I have a feeling that they weren't expecting nearly this long of a hiatus, and that the townie bomb was meant to be a break between everything that went down in season 2 and what's coming up in the rest of the season.
>>3818044
your dubs lie
>>3818125
I'm...strangely okay with this.
>>3818089
Rose, obviously
>>3818139
People are going to feel extra rage and impatience if there's not enough gem action followed by a hiatus. Just Sadie's sing generated so much butthurt, quickly forgotten once catch and release rolled around though
>>3818142
But the townies are all around superio in personality to the crystal cums
Waitin fer that Pearl ep
>>3818196
Me too, man. Feels like it's going to take forever to get here, though.
>>3818230
I'd be fine with some episodes that were just about characters and didn't have much plot in them if they weren't about the fucking townies.
>>3818127
Opal is so cool...I just wish she had more than 12 minutes of screen time.
>>3818251
That's 4x Jasper's screentime
>>3818230
It's something I complain about now,
but after the show is over, I think the "filler" episodes will be more appreciated.
Still I want to know where Japser is NOW!
>>3818251
Right there with ya Anon.
I really do hope Opal is end game for Pearl and Amy.
It's the only fusion I think makes both parties a better more balanced individual.
It just seems healthy.
The best parts of Pearl and Amy working together.
How could you not want that for both of them?
>>3818261
Very true, everyone needs more screen time.
>>3818361
NEPTUNE!!!!!
>>3811835
plot progression
Is Garnet thick enough for you guys?
>>3818678
That's not thick, it's fat.
>>3818678
She and Jasper I want to try to make them poof by dicking.
Pound with force of thor's jackhammer or shatter my pelvis, whichever comes first.
>>3818678
No, we need to go thicker.
>>3811891
>And the CGs couldn't figure out how to get the Wailing Stone to shut up, even though that tech is 5000+ years out of date.
To be fair, I have trouble with some technology that is only twenty years old.
>>3818361
Eh I doubt it's endgame but keep on trucking anon.
Post happy gems.
>tfw new SU episodes are about SU normies
>>3813830
that adventure peri outfit pretty legit
>>3819040
damn cute, reminds me of hobo opal tho
>>3819177
>giant wrench
Every time
>>3819257
mmm, this is nice
Has anyone ever met irl someone they met on /sug/ before.
This thirsty beta says he might wanna visit. Would we be the first?
>>3818230
But when I think "filler" I think of when an anime intentionally pads out the season with inconsequential fuck around episodes and long training sequences. I don't think SU has many "filler" episodes in the DBZ sense of it but it's got plenty that you can pluck out of the timeline and put it somewhere else with no real impact. But that's on modern cartoon production demands as much as it is their writing.
But all that aside nobody would whine about the less exciting, character focused episodes if the series wasn't on this ridiculous release schedule where you wait an unknown number of months wondering if those dangling plot threads you were introduced to a year or more ago are going to be expanded on or if we're just going to watch a dumpy dwarf get stuck in the friend zone again.
>>3819380
Why
>>3819410
Because.
>>3818871
Don't worry I don't plan on stopping.
>>3819225
Yup
>>3819342
If I ever met one of you faggots I would skin you
>>3819440
With kindness, right?
>>3818025
Well Steven Floats has him learning a new power, that's something right?
>>3819511
Knowing the Crew, they forgot about it already.
ok too fuckin tired, get in here once we hit the page faggots
>>3819326
>>3818125
I would have said 'Sugilite' because she would help Steven get into lifting.
>>3818230
I don't think Zuke has seen anime with filler.
>>3819657
no Jasper is gunna do that.
Who's gunna find Jasper?
>>3819607
We need more memes, any ideia ?
ok its page 10 pack your shit and move out.
>>3819744
okay cool then
You after coming here I don't really want to go back to /co/
How many sugar cubes do you have? I've got three to my name
>>3820929
So did the fedora make Pearl autistic too?
Because she was totally in the wrong for Sardonyx.
>>3820971
Of course Pearl is autistic. She's always been an autist.
>>3821013
Do you remember when tumblr was actually arguing that Pearl was an autistismo
>>3821300
Yes. I'm glad they've moved on to arguing that Peridot is an autist instead.
>>3821332
Well I mean she might be...
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