/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Gem "Drill" Edition
Previous: >>3800136
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM [Embed]
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U [Embed]
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
https://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://cuckchan.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>reminder
F-first?
>>3805495
We'll be back, baby!
>>3805524
Ha no you done fucked up
>>3805529
What the fuck?
>>3805531
I would have gotten it but I replied to a comment in the other thread less than a minute before posting (18 seconds) so that wasted a ton of time
any news on the suicide thing
accepting requests for lewd stories
>>3805547
What's all this about?
>>3805557
zammii part 2
>>3805557
blah blah blah Pewey, blah blah blah tumblr, Threatened? commited suicide over threats from tumblrites over her ship blah blah blah. You know typical tumblr bullshit
>>3805564
Explain further.
>>3805567
Ah, a Pewey fan is attempting suicide due to tumblr's toxic nature?
>>3805568
Some Tumblrite was harassed for his disgusting affinity for Pewey. He posted a suicide note on his account, recently and soon after his entire page was deactivated.
>>3805584
I doubt any of this controversy will affect the show.
Those fucks never learn.
>>3805590
Probably just a hoax for a need of attention.
>>3805591
Thats just the word on the street kid
>>3805584
>may be
>instead of will be
TOPKEK
>>3805605
what makes you so sure, I need a sauce
>>3805523
Close.
>>3805624
The cringe if this were to happen.
I wonder how close Season 5 is to being finished
I mean Season 3 has likely been done since last year and Season 4 is probably done by now too
at the rate things are going they will probably have finished production on Season 20 by the time we get to see Season 5
>>3805523
feel free to be delusional all you want
won't make it anymore true though
>>3805637
The ride will end
>>3805651
>taking it litterally
Back tumblr where you can rant about how much you hate lapitdot you go.
>>3805651
this ship makes me wanna kill myself
Would you let her bite you, and become her eternal slave?
>>3805661
you do realize that most of tumblr is pro-Lapidot right?
>>3805667
Steven would.
>>3805664
Well I'm sorry you are gonna have to kill yourself before the end of the season then
although I think you might wanna seek help, I mean I have never taken shipping so seriously that I wanted to kill myself over it
>>3805678
>hurr they were ontop of each other and looked into each others eyes and it was kinda awkward, that means it's gonna be canon
This is one shitty meme.
>>3805667
Fuck yes
>>3805678
the fat that your shitposting it on this thread shows you take it pretty seriously
>>3805701
It is that same anon that keeps bringing that up but that really shouldn't be taken seriously.
One thing to learn is to never let someone trigger you especially with something you don't approve of.
whats your guys sugar cube count at? i got 5
>We finally get art of Jasper getting fucked
>by a filthy nigger
Why do the gods hate us
would you?
>>3805727
should jasper be fucking him?
>>3805710
what you come here for serious discussion rather than to shit post?
we're in an endless hiatus with literally nothing of value to actually discuss about the show, the only two options are pretty much waifu faggotry and shipping trash
>>3805727
BBC is the only thing that would be able to satisfy Jasper, sorry.
>>3805722
Liar. No new Sugar challenges have been put forth.
I'm at 3. We all start with two, I identify Sugar correctly twice and spent one on a hug.
>>3805742
its a blend oh shitting, enjoying and chatting
>>3805744
>implying that after so many thousands of times her asshole is still tight enough for it to be satisfying. No anon.
OP got it right
>>3805754
I was awarded two for free from 2 anons so technically I have 4
>>3805744
thanks for shit quality
Post Steven and or Greg only
>>3805766
Oh okay, have fun with your beggar cubes
>>3805772
I will
>>3805771
Alright.
>this thread
He'll get her one day.
>>3805783
Dewey will be the death of the fandom, I swear
>>3805550
BIG
>>3805783
A hug at best.
>>3805799
MEATY
>>3805803
CURTAINS
>>3805783
>>3805792
>>3805802
Dewey for President
He will make Steven Universe great again
>>3805802
Oh I think it will be more than just a hug.
>>3805803
MUSCLES
>>3805812
Well at least now Steven has some perspective on how Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl always felt about him
>>3805812
I think only a hug is necessary.
No need for another murdercock.
Would you a cracked Olivine Pearl?
>>3805831
DAMN. that paddle game ridiculous.
>>3805826
>Update
especially a non-greg murdercock
>>3805826
Okay fine, no murdercock. But as long as they're in a relationship, I'd be okay.
Post only the smuggest gems you have.
>>3805894
What can Greg say? He couldn't help it
>>3805913
This artist's Steven sickens me, the facial hair style is just awful.
I want Bob and Earl to suck me off behind the bleachers!
>>3805948
Someone's getting sucked off behind the bleachers I'm sure.
>>3806016
Steven?
>>3805913
>>3805913
>>3806036
Steven and Pearl, yes.
>>3806072
Will they suck each other off?
>>3806075
No, they have you for that.
Well maybe...
Dinklebop's bodies make me feel weird in a good way...
I lava fusions
http://nexsix.deviantart.com/art/Steven-Universe-All-fusions-speedpainting-548045955
WE
>>3801555
you fucks
Holy shit look at garnet
http://onichan-xd.deviantart.com/art/Steven-Universe-Collab-536166913
>>3806129
This is not okay.
>>3806090
kill yourself
Would you a cluster?
>>3806214
I want to take a nice hot shower with Armstrong
>>3805727
Someone should edit the dick to make it Red/Magenta or whatever color Garnet's skin is
I WANNA RAPE PERIDOT
>>3806094
Where's his Gem?
Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
>>3806445
3-meo-pcp
>>3806157
This Steven might be gay enough for Pearl to be lesbian for.
>Garnet
>Amedot
>Stevonnie
>Jaspearl
These are the correct canon ships.
>>3806445 pizza and waffles
>>3806129
golly gee this sure does make me sad
>>3806509
>Jaspearl
Out of your ass and into the trash
>>3806509
Agreed
>>3806129
Well she is a black women, and they are ugly.
>>3806566
Ding dang it Scribble draws such a great Rose. Also draws great in general, really dig their style.
>>3806509
>>3806587
Even lapidot is better ever since it moved out of crack territory
In other news
Clothes are a just cheap tactic to make naked gems more civilized
>>3806445
Fast
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cswv6JAdNpQ
>>3806806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU
Her cape is so short
>>3806806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9FGgwCQ22w
The songs are good.
>>3806891
>what is the biggest thing in the world
the cluster?
ded
>>3807084
No you
CHECK IT OUT!
>Too Short to Ride
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320410?aid=zap2it
>Drop Beat Dad
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320411?aid=zap2it
>Mr. Greg
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320412?aid=zap2it
>The New Lars
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320413?aid=zap2it
>Beach City Drift
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320414?aid=zap2it
>Restaurant Wars
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320415?aid=zap2it
>Kiki's Pizza Service Delivery
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320416?aid=zap2it
>Monster Reunion
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320417?aid=zap2it
>Alone At Sea
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320418?aid=zap2it
>Greg the Babysitter
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320419?aid=zap2it
>>3806923
Pearl's thirst?
>>3807114
>first aired: June 27, 2016
Yes
>>3807126
It confirms the titles a more or less though, and it's a VERY interesting day to update. I'm really starting to think that we could hear something tonight through Saturday!
>>3806102
I like! should post more of their art
>>3806102
Those fucking shoulders
Christ
>>3807114
>Beach City Drift
I didn't know my dick could get this hard
>>3806923
>>3807114
So this is the minimum amount of eps we'll be getting for summer of Steven including Steven Floats.
At least Monster Reunion/Alone At Sea is there at the end, fucking hype
>>3807114
Future Episode List
http://dezzone.tumblr.com/post/146694423334/pearlidot-train-back-on-track-took-forever-but-i
>>3807190
Some of the titles in the second half of that list are pretty concerning.
>>3807176
Bono
>>3807114
IS IT TIME?
Who wins in a fight?
Sugilite or Jasper?
>>3807190
I just realised that after Summer of Steven we're probably getting an Amethyst focused arc. I'm hype.
>>3807114
FUCKING FINALLY!!
Just when I thought today couldn't be better for me personally
>>3807269
My dick cuz all gems have a nice but and suck a good dick.
I'm sorry those are the rules.
>>3807224
I think the original intent was for the townie episodes to be a breather between the Peridot arc and all the wild stuff coming up. There's plenty of indication that the crew didn't expect the hiatus to be nearly this long.
>>3807269
Sugilite. Jasper has a nice ass, but you can't beat two of the biggest booty gems combined.
>>3807269
Doomguy.
>>3807269
In brute force alone I'd say Sugilite wins. But if Jasper could play her cards right like Pearl did, she could have a chance. Sugilite doesn't formulate strategy that well so if Jasper stays level-headed, Jasper'll probably win.
>>3807316
Damn straight, we need some more Quartz action.
>>3807326
If his daughter is somehow involved in the fight, leave it to him.
>>3807350
Ah yes anime doomguy I heard of him
>>3807388
Yeah, he's pretty good.
>>3807328
Sugilite is worst fusion.
>>3807407
Agreed, but she's still a tank.
>>3807407
No she is best fusion with best ass
>>3807190
Where's Mr.Greg in this list?
c u c k
u
c
k
>you will never bring Peridot out to dinner at Olive Garden
This legitimately makes me cry more than anything that has happened in this show.
>>3807560
lol fag
>>3807560
I want her to use the breadsticks as a dildo
>>3807539
What the fuck
>>3807407
>worst fusion
>is the largest one for the fewest investments of Gems.
>>3805536
I know this gif is like
>haha dumb black bitch got what she deserved!
However, a couple things happened after this event.
That kid got an assault charge on him/her for almost seriously injuring that other student, was disciplined by the school probably suspended, and was probably got the fuck beat out of them by that group of girls right then and there and then by their boyfriends after school.
So nothing good game of this gif. This is not justice, just a white digging themselves an even bigger hole in an all black school.
>>3807560
Same
>ywn share unlimited breadsticks
>>3807539
First the Pearl gemholefuck image and now this, what the fuck /aco/
>>3807616
I want to get her fat on Earth food.
>>3807611
I agree, he should have just left.
Or bring a gun and shoot them.
If you're gonna do it, do it right.
Wait did you all really jump ship 3 pages early?
>>3807560
Would she even eat? I feel like she would just sit there and watch me eat my meal, and ask me questions about why humans need to consume so much to survive.
>>3807679
Yeah
Who cares
>>3807638
Don't worry it's a gem technology dildo. Shape shape shifting dildo for rose to succ n tease.
Pearl has a big one in her prized sword collection. Amethyst tries to swipe time to time.
>>3805555
Anything involving Purple Puma fucking both Pearl and Peridot.
>>3807653
>>3807689
I want to fuck her till she poofs
Nah would cuddle n massage feet and rub her tummy.
>>3807604
>3-gem rowdy and dimwitted Sugilite who's made of gems who've known each other for thousands of years
>versus 2-gem Malachite that rivals 4-gem Alexandrite in height and has even more mass
And imagine if Malachite were stable... best fusion.
>>3805555
Sugilite using Jasper as a personal buttplug
>>3805555
Check'd
Also Steven waking up to find Pearl molesting him
>>3807729
The only appealing part of Malachite is her upper half.
Lower half is pretty fucked up.
>>3807689
According to that deleted scene from Log Date, I have a feeling she'd put off eating.
>>3807752
I'm talking battle prowess here. But her visuals could change under better circumstances, who knows
>>3807752
but foot jobs
>>3805667
Oui, je le veux!
>>3807729
her hair is almost the shape of a star
it's going to happen guys. no one can stop it
>>3807769
>no feet
>footjobs
Anon, I....
>>3807766
Malachite depends heavily on water like Lapis otherwise she's only got a helmet to really fight with.
>>3807604
>got literally fucked up by Pearl alone
W O R S T F U S I O N
even Opal would have had better chances against malachite
Hell, the final blow was struck with her bow
>>3807774
>>3807778
but hand-where-the-feet-usually-are-jobs
>>3807795
That's a handjob anon
>>3807806
>Implying she'd need the whole hand
>>3807777
QUADS CONFIRM Malachite redemption
Or rather, lapis and jasper make it up to HER for making her birth and entire existence pure hell
>>3807779
What if stable malachite gets a Poseidon motif and gets an ice trident and Jasper-helmet crown
>>3807806
yes and?
>>3807788
Tu es tabarnak. Baisez-vous, rosbif.
>>3807812
>not having a 18' long dick
lol
>>3807815
What if Malachite was Poseidon all along
>>3807788
It means "Yes, I'd be happy to." but it is also the phrase used in wedding as an equivalent to "I do."
>>3807829
Fuera de aqui gabacho
>>3807829
Ah ben câlice, un québécoé!
>>3807816
That Malachite can't give you footjobs
Only handjobs
We were talking about that, I just wanted to make it clear.
>>3807829
>Quebec francais
Suicider
>>3807407
Yeah, but I'd still do her.
>>3807407
No, that's Stevonnie.
>>3807873
Qu'as-tu contre le français du Québec?
>>3807910
This
>>3807912
Ces't un forme inférieur de votre belle langue
>>3807918
Quebéc francais est un langue bastarde de l'anglais et le merde
>>3807918
Tu es bon, j'ai vraiment cru que tu étais québécois. Lâche pas l'apprentissage et, pour être franche, le secret du français international est d'éviter les jurons et les expressions. Le secret du français québécois c'est dans la prononciation plus que d'autre chose.
>>3807843
Well, I was looking into the etymology behind Poseidon and
"Another theory interprets the second element as related to the word *δᾶϝον dâwon, "water"; this would make *Posei-dawōn into the master of waters. There is also the possibility that the word has Pre-Greek origin. Plato in his dialogue Cratylus gives two alternative etymologies: either the sea restrained Poseidon when walking as a "foot-bond"
>master of water
>talk of restraint
It checks out.
And Poseidon has been referred to as an "earth shaker"- that's what let the CGs in on that fact that's she was up and about in SWI. Aside from the kaiju fight causing the ground to rattle, when Malachite initially rose up from the water to the melon caused a rumble
And then there was pic related statue on the Wikipedia page for Poseidon
FROGS
IN MY /sug/
>>3807933
As-tu déjà visité le Québec, explorer la littérature provenant d'auteurs québécois? J'admets que notre accent et nos expressions sont bien étranges, mais ça n'abaisse pas la langue à un niveau inférieur pour autant.
>>3807967
So it is confirmed, Malachite is Greek
>>3808013
>Quebéc
>littérature
Bon plaisanterie mon ami
>>3807969
Come here, mon chéri, come have some wine with me.
>>3808022
Oh shit yeah you're right, that too
>Malakos
I'm deep into the design phase working on a stable Malachite. I'll post it here whenever I finish
>>3807958
Merci, c'est super que nous avons parlé en français. As une bonne journée.
>>3807967
>Malachite and Poseidon connection.
>French in the thread.
>French word for fish is poisson.
The plot thickens.
>>3808035
Québec*
Mais bon, tu n'as toujours pas amené d'arguments afin de mettre en lumière la raison de ta perception négative de mon français. J'aimerais bien mieux comprendre ton opinion.
>>3808052
*Aie un bonne journée
>>3808052
Ma journée a été plutôt épuisante, et la tienne?
>>3808095
Je suis content, ca va bien. Tout est calme et tranquille.
>>3808121
Par simple curiosité, pourquoi veux-tu apprendre le français?
Get these white flags out of here before they surrender all over the carpet
>>3808136
Je veux être bilingue, je suppose. La langue française est le deux pratique et belle.
>>3808066
DEEPEST
I also want to add that Lapis is pretty much Sailor Neptune (wields a rounded mirror with a symbol strongly associated with her on the back, water powers, medium blue hair) from sailor moon- and Poseidon and Neptune are essentially one and the same. And where did Steven say Jasper was? Neptune of all planets
This is where the connections become reachy and nonsensical but might as well pile 'em up
>deeply analyzing lore and symbolism
>on a kids show
TO THE NEAREST WARP PAD
>>3808223
>he says on the furfag containment board of a Finno-Korean Finger-painting Social Network
>>3808223
Not our fault that Sugar said that the show was made to be looked at and analyzed for lore and symbolism.
>>3808075
Je suis un puriste linguiste
Autre forme de francais est inférieur
>>3808256
>Believing the Jew
>>3808275
>not believing in Steven('s sister)
>>3808256
Sugar is a hack at writing. She probably just said that to give some false credence to the autists who watch this show who think it's deep as fuck.
We're literally talking about the show where one character has a power to see the future and this is heavily abused as a plot device. Like how fucking lazy can you get. Sugar doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.
>>3808182
C'est vrai, bonne idée.
>>3808264
C'est certain qu'avec une vision si stricte de ce que la langue devrait être, un français aussi libre que le nôtre doit te sembler subalterne.
Personnellement, j'aime la majorité des français et les perçois comme égaux, j'aime le caractère qu'un accent ou une expression peut toujours ajouter à un texte ou discussion francophone.
>>3808136
>>3808182
>>3808264
>>3808404
FUCK OFF FROGS
RULE BRITANNIA
>>3808421
JAMAIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBE3c9X0BoA
>>3808448
FUCK YOUR JAMAIS, WE LEFT YOUR STUPID UNION
HAVE FUN BEING GERMANY'S BITCH FOREVERMORE
>>3808256
Its a kids show senpai.
Taking some requests
>>3808182
Je suis Néerlandais et apprenais français dans l'ecole secondaire pour 6 ans. Mais malheureusement j'ai oublié beaucoup. Pourtant je peux lire en francais un peu
>>3808519
Jasper and Ruby Squad Fusion
>>3808473
I'm not from France, you left nothing related to my country.
By the way, we are all proud of you here, congratulations for separating!
>>3808519
sad Greg
>>3808473
>>3808421
>he thinks anything will change at all for brits
you're a dense little shit aren't you?
>tfw no SU nendos
Ian on Facepunch
>Hi I have no authority to set the tone of the thread but I really enjoy reading over-analyzations of cartoons. When we write the show we would NEVER say "aw it's just a dumb cartoon let's just throw in a bunch of random crap that looks like symbolism but isn't. anyone who tries to discuss it on the internet is a weeeeirdo!!! hahaha!!!"
>We put themes and patterns in the stories on purpose for people like you to pick up on it... We constantly analyze the symbolism, and make sure we have recurring motifs that the viewer can receive subconsciously!
>IMO people in tv threads that yell "Stop trying to enjoy this show on a different level than me!! People thinking about things makes me uncomfortable let's only talk about surface things wah wah wah!!!" are like the worst no-fun babies ever. over-analyzations are fun to read even when they're off-base!
>>3808571
Sure there's gonna be change. It's gonna get a lot worse!
cyka blyat!
Nyet brovidia !
>>3808594
Пoйдeм выйдeм пoгoвopим, няшa :3
日本語誰か?
>>3808638
Don't speak Japanese, sorry
This is really weird when you think about it
>>3808589
I'm carefully optimistic. I can't imagine the EU sanctioning GB too harshly, but it's gonna be a lot of political beating around the bush. In the end the poor will just get poorer.
>>3808658
you sincerely think you don't have to follow regulations when the UK makes business with the EU? You are aware that making business with the EU can and will cost about as much as before except now you have nothing to say?
and of course
>no more immigrants
hook, line and sinker, huh.
>>3808716
where the fuck is her other arm
>>3808747
Nevermind that most of the regulations enforced by the EU aren't exactly things most countries with running water wouldn't do anyway.
There's no real incentive to sanction Britain anyway.
You point a gun at someone to get them to do something.
Sanctioning them beyond the punishments for leaving the EU (not having a voice in decisions, having to abide by member decisions without input during the exit period, and having to reapply as normal later) just adds more bad blood when these countries are all going to want to go back to trading with each other (albeit with Britain not at the preferential rates).
>>3808747
We'll have to follow EU regulations in trading with the EU, sure, but in trade between the UK and non-EU countries, Britain will be free to pursue its own interests without the shackles of Brussels red tape holding it down. We can also refocus our trade from the EU, which was moved there due to the Common market and external tariffs making it more profitable, to other nations such as the Commonwealth countries, allowing Britain to restore its influence and take back its place as a player on the world stage, rather than simply a member of the EU chorus.
As for immigration, it will be severely curtailed, no doubt. We'll stop being flooded with Slavs while the flower of our youth runs away to Australia, and we'll restore the Britain of old.
>>3808990
Fuck off mate, we're talking about Brexit
>>3807312
Maybe monster reunion and alone at sea are a two-parter
