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7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka
8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: ONE FC: Macau - TBA
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/26: Lellator 160: Henderson vs Freire
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - TBA
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA
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9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
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Previous thread: >>69571154
News:
>Benson Henderson fights Patricio Freire at Bellator 160
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/16/12205932/benson-henderson-vs-patricio-freire-headlines-bellator-boxing-double
>RIZIN
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/16/12206014/rizin-returns-with-tournament-with-cro-cop-wanderlei-silva-and-stars
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Cp-tp6CIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFSMbjvnyiY
Schaub is god
>>69586877
literal who
me on the right
>>69586877
We caught him!
>>69586908
this is an 18+ website
Post favorite combat event posters.
>>69586908
Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
>>69586889
>10 million podcast downloads a month
>literal who
For sure clean those cheeto fingers, my guy.
>>69586931
poor kanehara
too tough for his own good
>>69586937
>muh money
literal nigger tier
>>69586889
WITNESS THE GREATNESS.
>>69586908
>literally roiding a kid
goat tat?
>>69586908
They gonna need to be able to fight cuz kids gonna be making fun of their ugly fucking faces for a long time
schaub = wgaf
This is your formal invitation to join the first official /heem/ broship. CLC is a collective of both devilish intelligence and fiery passion, we have it all.
Schaub Bless this thread
>>69587040
rothwell bless
>>69587002
>sorry were currently not hiring
>>69587031
very solid list of boys
/CRK/ here though
>The current year
>Jitz matters
>>69587058
think you are funny you cheeto fingered nerd? you are just jealous of Schaub's success and work ethic, you wouldn't recognise greatness if it slapped you right in the face.
>Dana supports Trump
how does it feel to be a fan of the most redpilled sport lads?
>>69587111
disappointed and disgusted
>I care about walkouts and event posters
>I just care about the fights, man
wew
>I enjoy watching WWE, the walkouts and engaging storylines get me very excited
>>69587196
dam son.
>>69587196
Deus meu
>>69587196
holy SHIT
>>69587196
I thought they divorced
>>69587031
>I like shitty MMA-tier boxing
>>69587196
>"for some time"
>get brain pushed in
>not immediately realizing this is career ending heem
>>69586937
>10 million podcast downloads a month
why tho ?
Has he ever said anything even remotely interesting ?
>>69587255
Schaub is probably the sharpest mind in MMA he comes up with a lot of brilliant and interesting analysis.
>>69587242
boxing is literally fucking ballet
fuck outta hea wit dat bullshit son
>>69587129
>average remain voter
>>69587265
>Schaub is probably the sharpest mind in MMA
>>69587242
>If the boxing isn't exactly like it is wearing 3 pound gloves with no kicks, knees, elbows, takedowns, or submissions, it's shitty
>>69587228
Thay did, I goofed the scroll
>>69587276
>implying he isn't
wipe that cheeto dust off your fingers and lose my number
>>69587268
>I don't like aesthetics
>>69587268
>boxing is literally fucking ballet
>>69586908
If Sage is roided to the gills since he was a kid, did he develop a sort of tolerance and he can keep juicing without his body showing it ?
>>69587283
>The greatest MMA striker of all time
http://boxrec.com/boxer/152826
>>69587196
FACE THE PAIN, TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>69587196
Cracked his skull like an egg
Vicious venum page
>>69587317
Anderson is 40 and completely shot, if anything this webm just shows how trash Bisping is
>>69587317
>>The greatest MMA striker of all time
>this dumb cunt thinking her actions have no consequences
>>69587339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKZoiyriM
>>69587332
Page's intimidation lvl went up big time with that, it's going to be hard to find anyone who wants to strike with him since Cyborg went forward with a right hand and fucking died
>>69587329
Do you need a minute to yourself?
>>69587339
>Anderson is 40 and completely shot
With something like 9 fights left on his contract.
>>69587317
reminder that ray mercer got guillotined by Kimbo Slice
reminder that james taylor got choked out by randy couture
>>69587363
>1998
i don fuck care
>>69587377
He doesnt have to fight 9 times, it just means he cant leave UFC if he wished to do so.
>>69586908
Would you?
>>69587379
>James Taylor
>>69587377
Anderson doesn't need to fight them all, you know, that's not how their contracts work. He can retire at any time, that just means if he does fight, he has to be in the UFC.
>>69587379
>james taylor
fucking hell kid
>>69587387
iirc Anderson has expressed interest in contining to fight. I'm trying to imagine how much further he will fall in 9 fights if he finishes his contract and I don't like what I imagine.
>>69587399
>>69587417
>implying I care about your sport's """greats"" enough to know their names
>>69587438
Oh, yeah, he doesn't care anymore, he didn't care in the Bisping fight, even when he was getting knocked down he was pulling faces and yelling at Mike. He just fights because it's who he is.
>>69587301
>>69587303
it's literally combat dancing
it's a sport
not fighting
try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter then trying to hug your oppnent for a break like all boxer are used to doing, you'll end up on the ground getting your head beat in.
>a sport where an insecure absolute bitchmade manlet like Floyd Mayweather can dominate
utterly semen slurping
>>69587458
>The average shmuck can't get James Toney's name right
>>69587458
you bring shame to baba posters
>>69587486
Is he OK ?
Did he die in the coup ?
>>69587398
she looks like sage with a wig desu
she's probably a very nice girl though
>>69586877
based
>>69587196
Jesus. Sort of makes you realise just how dangerous fighting is. Seeing so many fights makes you forget how fragile human bones are.
>>69587475
>it's a sport
thanks for the insight genius
>>69587196
I can't even meme about this.
>>69587475
>literally combat dancing
>>69587196
That's fucking horrible.
>>69587475
>>>a sport where an insecure absolute bitchmade manlet like Floyd Mayweather can dominate
>>69587495
Even then, the forehead is thick as hell. The force required to depress it like that is insane.
>>69587475
>try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter then trying to hug your oppnent for a break like all boxer are used to doing, you'll end up on the ground getting your head beat in.
>>69587143
What a fucking attention whore retard bitch.
>>69587359
rightfully deserved, but probably got swarmed by whiteknights
>>69587514
>mma will never be this aesthetic
fucking yellow octagon
>>69587550
Why are you so angry?
Wanderlei vs Cro cop
Who wins?
Why do pillowhug fans feel like they have so much to prove these days?
>>69587196
Holy fuck bros
>>69587579
I saw a photoshop of taking off all the sponsor tags from the UFC canvas and it looks a thousand times better
>>69587613
because they know their """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport" is dying
>>69587475
>try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter then trying to hug your oppnent for a break like all boxer are used to doing, you'll end up on the ground getting your head beat in.
Knees should be banned from MMA
requesting Randleman's double donkey kong knees on that japanese dude
>>69587624
>photoshop
Um. There was an event not too long ago where there were no sponsors on the mat. But you're probably too new to have seen that.
>>69587196
Is MVP Elite?
Literally broke his fucking head
>>69587674
No, it was directly compared with the original image, it was Tate vs Holm. Which event are you talking about?
>>69587667
dying, not dead
it's nowhere near as big as it used to be and is losing its share of relative popularity, whereas the UFC is getting larger and gaining more popularity
>>69587242
>watch MMA
>get heems
>watch boxing
>it's another episode of hugging every 2 minutes, ref breaks garbage
>>69587196
>do you wanna be a fuckin fighter
>>69587695
His striking is obviously insane and very unique and dangerous, wrestling and grappling still questionable, Cyborg did pass his guard pretty quickly.
>>69587662
Ban knee's so this won't even happen again!!
>>69587265
>>69587299
Schaub is not only biggest tool in MMA, he is biggest tool i have ever seen in my whole life.
>>69587305
>being literally retarded
Who have you got winning this battle?
>>69587731
>battle
>>69587731
12 gauge. Bec hasn't looked great lately.
Does anyone here do memes?
>>69587732
what the fuck is he doing
Tfw sore asshole from lifting 8 hours a day for 2 weeks straight.
How do I end this suffering?
>>69587706
http://mmajunkie.com/2014/06/ufc-didnt-know-it-had-wrong-canvas-until-unwrapped-for-ufc-fight-night-41
>>69587743
problem, kid?
>>69587762
the machida era
>>69587762
I believe it's called """MMA"""
>>69587786
I saw that live, Mousasi murdered Munoz, enjoyed the early start time too. Forgot about the canvas thing.
>>69587586
Fedoras and stupid posing trigger my rage.
>>69587786
>UFC fn 41
>recent
Stay casual kid
>>69586871
dumb question but what are salts ? It's not regular salt I suppose.
I always thought it was feces for some reason
>>69587830
>I always thought it was feces for some reason
>>69587196
Wait, he has to use gofundme to fix his injury after fight?
Really Bellator?
>>69587830
>I always thought it was feces for some reason
>>69587816
lol your the one thats casual, little bitch. When you've been following this sport as long as I have, 2 years ago can feel life 2 months ago.
I bet you've never been to a ufc event. You havent huh? You too poor to afford tickets. Yeah. Keep your bitchass thought to yourself next time, loser.
>>69587830
Ammonia inhalants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smelling_salts
>>69587830
>>69587849
It is feces.
>captcha: commercial trucks
Triggered
>>69587855
It's because he won't be fighting for a year or more, or do you want Bellator to pay him to not fight?
>>69587778
smoke weed
>>69587196
is this real
please say it isnt
>>69587196
Did anyone got a Webm of the moment he got his skull fractured ? Or is it because he got repeatedly punched int he face ?
>>69587859
I have more cash on me now than you've ever seen bud. I could buy and sell you.
>>69587877
I'm on it bud.
>>69587892
Big John said it was the hardest knee he'd ever seen
>>69587892
It was a flying knee you goof.
>>69587873
Oh, Bellator is paying medical costs afterall..
I misunderstood..
>>69587892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMG6TxIuCIw
>>69587941
I don't know what they're doing but that's not what the gofundme is about, Female Cyborg was pretty clear that it's because he's going to be on ice for a while
>>69587944
Thanks
damn dat sound
When does Michael Venom Page get signed to UFC?
predict when MMA will be banned in the US
>>69587979
Same time Liam McGeary does
>>69587993
she looks like a horse
>>69588007
she's the one in red dummy
>>69587904
lol sure, bud. Enjoy your minimum wage mcjob.
>>69587979
They won't even let him fight wrestlers or the the actual WW champ who is also shit against wrestlers.
>>69587980
It's the safest sport on planet earth, goof
>>69588023
what's wrong with putting good matchups together? we all win
>>69587979
Probably when he becomes champion, like Will Brooks did..
>>69588023
lellator matches him up with some goofs so he collects some highlight reel KO's
long term this is better than matching him up with the champ right away like ufc is doing always
>>69588085
>long term
Yeah if he was 19, but he's almost thirty now.
>>69588023
I don't know if he'll get it straight away but he'll certainly fight Koreshkov eventually if he holds onto the title, Koreshkov got a fair bit of buzz as the guy who beat the ever loving shit out of Bendo so I think it'd get some eyes.
It'd probably still be the co-main to fuggen Rampage vs Tito or some shit though.
>>69588099
I don't blame them, Koreshkov vs Henderson barely did anything in terms of ratings. Fans moan that past their prime legends main event over young guys but don't even tune in half the time.
>>69586877
Schaub bless brother.
>>69588111
he's not even unconscious, he must have felt his cranium breaking into pieces
>>69587196
HO
LEE
FUCK
>>69587196
JUST
>>69588130
Did better than Rampage vs Ishii from what google tells me.
>>69588111
>>69588144
i hope the brain is not fucked.
>>69588182
BANG
DING
OW
>>69587196
>tfw he literally bashes ur fukin hed in and on top of that catches you in the pokeball
>>69588208
source
koreshkov vs henderson
>>69587809
>Mousasi murdered Munoz
With about a dozen shots to the back of the head lol
>>69588231
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/30/11541024/bellator-153-koreshkov-vs-henderson-peaks-at-over-one-million-viewers
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/29/12061234/bellator-dynamite-2-peaks-at-1-million-viewers-but-averages-just-601000-mma-news
To be fair the main event of Dynamite 2 was hot dogshit in action but still
>>69588243
I love those moments when fighters who are used to fighting in Japan see the oppurtunity for a soccer kick and have to freeze and stop themselves for a moment.
>>69588265
about ten thousand in difference for average viewership, not all that much, and remember Ben was a UFC main event mainstay.
>>69588304
>average viewership
Mate I hate to break it to you but most people only watch main events, and also the article also says that Koreshkov vs Bendo was during a handegg game and when it ended that's when the viewership jumped upwards.
>>69588336
1 million isn't all that much less than 1.1 million, all the same. Rampage main evented over Chandler and Pitbull, I don't think he'd main event over a Bendo title fight.
>>69588294
How the fuck is Gegard only 30 years old
>>69588336
>handegg
>in april
No.
>>69588346
So you wanna bea Fighter, huh?
>>69588353
aldo is 29
>>69588355
lel they're basketball teams apparently, my bad. Was just scanning for numbers mostly.
>>69588370
>Spotting the early thread autist via his heem folder
You gotta stop that, kiddo
>>69588370
Why do hues look so fucking old? Is it the steroids or brain damage or something? At least Lyoto still has his looks
>>69588388
You can find him on here literally anytime of day
>>69588388
i did it deliberately because I recognized the picture and I wanted a you
i have caught le man of early thread
>>69587762
advanced feints, it gets in your opponents head
Is 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu a cult?
would Page deform lawler's skull?
>>69588646
Easy, Lawler has nothing for MVP. There are levels to striking and MVP is on A NGANNOU LEVEL.
>>69588635
Just like nofap
>>69588646
No
He would never even have the opportunity to fight Lawler, he would get wrestlefucked by the first high level grappler he fought
>>69587475
>try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter
Nobody cares about MMGay you fucking faggot. 99% of the population doesn't roll around with sweaty men.
Besides:
>no kicks/knees to grounded opponents
>fighting
Pick only one.
>>69587398
Probably, yeah
>>69587458
I want to impregnate that bitch.
>>69588646
MVP beats anyone that tries to strike with him
>>69588673
>he would get wrestlefucked by the first high level grappler he fought
high school level grappler*
>>69588674
>grounded opponents are incapable of gouging eyes or using small joint manipulations
>grapplers on top are incapable of kneeing the person below them
post yourself tipping your fedora please i'm running out of webms
>>69588673
>Just like nofap
Do you even know what "cult" means you faggot?
>>69588670
>nig-anou
>good
>>69588726
Yes they are, it's against the rules.
In a real fight, Eddie Alvarez would've never beaten Anthony Pettis.
Blankets would get knocked out left and right by knees.
>>69588766
Bloody hell that's gold
>>69588766
>these vermin literally give him shit for completely BTFO Anderson on 2 days notice
Unreal.
>>69588797
That wasn't Anderson Silva.
That cyborg pic makes me not want to watch mma anymore. What if something like that happened to one of my boys?
>>69588766
are those anal beads?
>>69588767
People got blanketed all the time in Japanese rules, if anything grounded knees were more effective for wrestlers.
>>69588646
Lawler would murder that kid.
>>69588797
Grinding out a decision win is the opposite of blowing someone the fuck out.
>>69587800
This never stops being painful
>>69588766
i hope everyone moment that lazy nig takes relaxing on some tropical resort with his gook wife he relizes he is still cuck to the GOAT of Jon Jones, what a bitter cuck life.
Glad the fandom puts him in check
>>69588834
t. UFC shill
embarassing lad
>>69588834
when has lawler ever caved anyone's head in?
>>69588845
but Jon Jones turned out to be a cheater so it's all moot
Where's the gay memes now, bitches? I don't see 'em. Don't be scared homies.
>>69588858
>t. MVP
how upset was dc when he found out he wasnt getting to succ jon?
>>69588845
>>69588880
he's relaxing on a beach while jon is busy getting arresting and crashing cars
jon "on da fooken gas" jones is finished
>>69588829
bullshit. that's an exception all the good ground knees are from strikers heem-ing blankets
mah grappling is gay, they need to stand and strike
>>69588829
Nope. Ask Sakuraba how fun it is when somebody sprawls on you and starts kneeing the fuck out of you.
>>69588837
>grinding out
What? It was not even close. Alvarez grinded out a decision over Pettis. DC could've probably had sex with Anderson without him being able to stop it.
DANIEL CORMIER YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCC
Mackenzie, Kailin and Ngannou are all fighting soon. Muh dick.
>>69588845
>GOAT of Jon Jones
JJ literally never ever reached GOAT status.
>>69588888
nice pents
Jon Jones' video message to DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0
>>69588897
Youre gonna pretend DC landed more strikes than Alvarez did? lol stop being dumb dude.
>>69588864
Cyborg is old and fragile.
>>69588897
>>69588895
Lads are you seriously trying to tell me that strikers got more use out of grounded knees than the grapplers did in Pride?
They got like one off before they flopped to their back, hardly any fights ended directly that way.
If you'd said the soccer kicks or stomps you might have had a point.
>>69588931
Based Tyrone. He had a good run.
>>69588945
Alvarez just hugged Pettis. he couldn't even take him down reliably. Anderson was easily overpowered.
>>69588953
>If you'd said the soccer kicks or stomps you might have had a point.
That's what I meant.
How many knees to the head would Demian Maia suffer if he fought like he did against Brown?
>>69588828
Well, they are now.
>>69588858
Lawler would send that little lank negro straight to wheelchair.
Not only Lawler, Rory McDonald would massacre him easy.
>>69586871
So I heard Michael Venom Page almost killed a Evangelista last night. Any webbums?
What are your thoughts, /heem/?
>>69588987
He took him down 6 times, bud.
>>69588895
Watch kickboxing then, you sad son of a fucking faggot.
>>69589024
it's all over the fucking internet you stupid casual Zuffa goof
>>69588999
Nice triple double
Also, Askren is champ in ONE FC and all that shit is legal over there.
>>69588897
>expecting 189er retards to actually think about what they're saying
Adan is an anagram of Dana
Really makes me think.
>>69589020
MVP would put rory's nose in his brain.
>>69589141
canadians really toned down with r*tarded opinions
>tfw the most sickening injury you've seen in MMA happened under unified rules
rly makes u think
>People thought Bisping becoming champ was surprising
>>69589204
or every other knee
they all have the potential to cave a skull in
>>69589234
>>69589141
I love that pic of Dana. Do you have the version where he's standing among the rioting negroes?
>>69588111
Look how he's walking and dragging his back foot like fucking frankenstein, and with that much distance between them. Wish he would have recognized he was winding up some meme strike off that leg.
Fuck that is disgusting. Cool celebration, too bad it had to happen on probably the new p4p worst injury ever.
>>69589234
Well it's a perfect storm with the MVP thing because Cyborg ducked right into it hard and it just so happened to land perfectly flat.
I just hope this doesn't get brough up at one of those Association of Athletic Commission rules meetings and gets knees to the head banned.
>>69588888
Jon Jones is living the life literally.
Cormier is a mandrama faggot unironically.
Jon Jones is respected and liked, while Cormier cries like a bitch after his fights because people boo him and have no respect for him.
They know Jon Jones is an alpha male and the best fighter in the world, which is something that fatass will never be.
Keep doing that stupid dance Cormier, you're not worth more than that.
>>69589330
>Jon Jones is respected and liked
you miss the last three weeks or something?
>>69589339
ded?
>>69589330
And you're an autistic NEET virgin
Congrats
DID SOMEONE SAY KNEES
Just watched Nate Diaz vs Manny Gamburyan, the TUF 5 finale Diaz won
Bear in mind this fight was almost a decade ago but good lord did Diaz get tooled in that first round
Manny got 3 takedowns, threatened guillotines twice, put Nate on his back and basically pounded on him for the rest of the round while simultaneously defending all of Nate's sub attempts
If Manny hadn't dislocated his shoulder in that second round I think he would've won that
>>69589380
Gomi-Kawajiri has a great sequence where Gomi knees Kawajiri, knocks him down and follows up with punches before Kawajiri even hits the mat
>>69589330
Top post.
Anyone know when the Submission Underground event starts?
I don't know why they make it so difficult to figure out.
HELLO RALPH NICE TO 'KNEE'T YOU LOL
>>69588346
How medicated is he in that picture guys?
>>69589436
6 est
2.5 bongs
>>69589436
3 PM PDT according to their facebook page
6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST
>>69589478
>>69589480
Thank you friends. Are streams usually available? Not really trying to go for a subscription
>>69586871
SUBMISSION UNDERGROUND TIMES:
6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST
UFC201 is so underwhelming desu
I thought Shields was grappling Chris Lytle?
>>69589567
>I mean, without MM, what's the point?
LMAO
>>69589567
It really sucks that the DJ fight fell out, I really wanted to see that one
At least Lawler-Woodley is a good fight, and I'm also looking forward to Brown-Ellenberger because it probably means Jake goes to sleep, fuck that guy
>>69589567
It will have Rose and KK.
>>69589339
He looks like Keith from Kingdom
And presumably fights like him
>>69589569
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/18/11700588/jake-shields-vs-ben-henderson-chael-sonnen-submission-underground-july-17-oregon-mma
it's bendo as far as I know
maybe that fell through or something
>>69589620
kek he does look like Keith.
>>69589585
>>69589606
>>69589618
still a shit card with or without em, look at the other upcoming ppv's and tell me it's not shit card except for main event where woodley will get heem'd fast
>>69589633
http://www.flocombat.com/video/984358-submission-underground-jake-shields-vs-chris-lytle
199 is now available on fight pass lads
Most beautiful flying knee I have ever seen.
This was like Hollywood movie tier shit.
>tfw after Karolina beats Rose we will have the 1st all polish UFC title fight
Has there ever been a title fight with 2 fighter from the same country (except USA and Brazil) ?
Thanks for the flying knee WebM's
>>69589697
since I don't pay for my UFC, I treat every card with respek, these people are giving each other Alzheimers for my entertainment, I don't expect crazy heems or masterful technique all the time
G-d bless them all
>>69589722
Its been available for almost a week now
You're not the best fight fan that you can be
>>69589697
201 is pretty good card imo, problem is UFC has spoiled you with amazing cards so now you cry how this is shit..
>>69589799
Tako je.
Al' dzabe njima pricati, debeli razmazeni amerikanci.
shouts out to ATT
>>69589815
there are people on here who thought 200 was shit, don't bother talking with them
>>69589849
Wait she made a gofundme for him? Why? Isnt Bellator on the hook for this?
>>69589852
Looks like he's just playing Wii Fit boxing
>>69589852
It wasn't shit but it was inconsequential for the most part
>>69589865
i'm sure they are helping too
>>69589835
>>69589697
woodley is gonna heem lawler you casual
has there been a card with more decisions?
>>69589887
Yes
>>69589887
I would have gotten that card right if the judges didn't rob Rivera
REEEEEEEEE
>>69589852
say goodnight!
Someone have a webm of Stephen's flying knee ko at 189?
>>69587196
Thought this was just some meme post at first and the top image was lifted from some videogame
Bloody hell
MEET MACKENZIE DERN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxDW34Bdgbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxDW34Bdgbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxDW34Bdgbc
>>69589903
sad soccer mom is sad, how the hell did she age so fast? she looks like shes in her 40s
>>69589943
getting hit in the face will do that to yo
>>69586908
>
>>69587196
jesus christ
MVP is a killer
>>69587762
he is like a ghost
he is dere and then he is not dere
>>69589865
I'm sure they are
imagine the shitstorm if he died because he couldn't afford the health care and Bellator did nothing to help
>>69589984
Stop
>>69589931
another Sletten in the making
Will Bisping Retire regardless of Hendo rematch outcome?
>>69589931
wow she's fucking hideous
>>69590019
you shut your mouth
Mackenzie is a thicc QT
>>69590029
delet this
>>69586877
Schaub bless. Bulgaria you are doing gods work for a literal God.
>>69590117
Just better yourself as a human and accept Schaub in your life
>>69590140
Better everyone else's life and fucking kill yourself
>tfw you try to drop some knowledge about taking care of trannies and equal rights in the US and nobody gives a fuck or listens to you
>>69590204
Fuck off
>>69590170
You cheeto fingers will never find happiness in your life. I feel bad for you
>>69590214
I feel worse that you haven't hung yourself
>>69589877
I said: Thats right. But no use telling them that, they are fat, spoiled americans.
Mvp is a spice wizard on the feet
He's the only hope with jon jones and anderson silva dead
>>69590212
Step into my guard faggot. See if you don't get insta-heemed.
>>69590235
why are you so angry senpai?
>>69590237
And you're an impoverished and malnourished subhumam slav
>some people will live their entire miserable existence not knowing what it's like to accept Schaub
It can't hurt. Just give it a try.
>>69590247
guard work is gay, let me crack your jaw with a rear naked or double leg you till your unconscious though
>>69590283
>this faggot still hasnt killed himself
Sad
>>69589804
This. I've watched it twice already. Anyone else love that fightpass saves your spot where you left off now?
>>69590284
>guard work is gay, let me crack your jaw with a rear naked or double leg you till your unconscious though
>>69590304
I love life more than ever and am in a much happier place than I was 1 year ago. Schaub is happiness
What's it like to knee someone in the face?
>schaub posting
>>>/asp/
>>69587196
>BRBRBRBRBRBRBBR
>>69590247
I would crush your hips, pass your guard, and mount you. I would strangle your neck like a boa constrictor.
Should bellator merge with the UFC?
>>69590343
like opening a yoghurt cup in one piece
>less than 2 weeks away
How many paperviews will it sell?
>>69587196
This is very scary actually
>>69590402
500k
>>69590317
>don't hurt me brah
>>69590343
It hurts. I've got the thing where I have an extra bone in my knee, and I kneed someone in the face while he was like. Diving at me. I literally felt my kneecap slide a few inches and I couldn't walk after I sat down in my car
>>69589931
thicc
>>69590402
waifuwars and lawler destroying woodley will be good but thats it really. 202 is stacked af in comparison
>Michael Bisping: "I'm an average guy."
>6'2"
>>69590402
Hard sell with 202 right around the corner and the not so stacked undercard. Id say it does 400k
>>69590402
jesus what a shit card, main event better deliver
>>69590402
Isn't justin scoggins vs Ian McCall on 201 too?
Anyone notice how after UFC 200 all the homo-erotic DC memes disappeared? Really makes you think.
>>69590370
Yes. If only to see mvp vs silva and mvp vd wonderboy
>>69590349
Schaub was a top 10 UFC heavyweight and hosts one of the largest MMA podcasts in the world.
>>69590458
Average global height for men is 7'1", manlet.
>>69590444
Well you sound like a big pussy.
>>69590402
>Ross Pearson fighting again
DC didn't shit on Jones because he knew he was going to lose the title that night.
>>69590501
Probably trying to fight out his contract and go to lellator
What's it like to get punched in the mouth while wearing a mouthpiece?
>>69590515
It would be easy to find out anon
>you now remember that will brooks had to grapplefuck Pearson to win
>>69590523
Not for me..
>>69590498
>like I didn't win the fight
I've dealt with shit knees all my life but it comes with the territory of being 6'6 + as all the guys in my family have the disease too.
Something like Osgood-Schlatter's
>>69590515
Not bad actually.
Getting hit isn't all that bad as long as I tuck your chin and don't take it square in the nose.
>>69590529
Not really, he was winning everywhere pretty decisively until the 3rd round
>>69590550
Big pussy confirmed
I see you've been reading from bigg rigg's big book of excuses.
I'd crumple you m8
Lawler vs Condit did 300k buys
UFC 201 will do ______ buys
>>69587196
Imagine if Venom had to lay some hammerfists on him after
>>69590271
>impoverished and malnourished subhumam slav
If that means: humble, hardworking and in great shape. I agree.
>>69590585
Well it doesn't. Seems like I need to add "uneducated" to that as well.
Have ppl recognized that bellator is for real yet?
>literally huehuehue gib moni pls
Cyborg more like Sadbag
>>69590575
150k
>>69590607
Who's this semen demon
>>69590575
>300k
That's insane, but Jones/OSP actually had similar numbers too. You'd think Jon would pull bigger numbers
>>69590573
Anytime m8. I'd style on you then your gf could rub ice on my knee and her mouth on my dick
>>69590626
CASUALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/asp/
>>69590639
he was pretending bro
>>69590631
Was jones that huge of a draw? He was good and that's where his hype was. Rhonda, Brock, and Conor all were media figures as well as fighters. Never saw Jon anywhere but in the octagon
>>69590632
Jokes on you m8, I don't even have a gf
Lmao
Does this pic mean that Sage is natty and just has myostatin deficiency?
>>69590580
Mvp has that walkoff ko sense that Mark Hunt and Anderson Silva had
And if he got his skull caved in, and was still apt to receive shots, he's literally a cyborg. That pain has to be unimaginable
>>69590698
Sage is for sure natty.
People are just jealous.
Begrudgery.
It's the same ppl that accuse young vitor of being roided.
They just can't accept that people are that much better than them.
Why doesnt jon jones go fight for another promotion in the us or asia? Is he still bound to the ufc by a contract?
>>69590698
>same haircut 15 years later
>>69590730
Yeah, Jon really JUSTed his shit up.
>>69590733
w-who is dc gonna suck now?
>>69590685
Fight's off, if I'm not getting a post match rubdown and succ then I can't be expected to perform
>>69590763
Dana White
>>69587002
the other side of his hand has a rolled taco tattooed on it
>>69590763
LHW division is completely fucked without jones go look down the list and find one person who deserves the next title shot
>>69587189
why does every fat white guy have that haircut
>>69587196
How did Page crack Cyborg's skull with that knee and Joachim Hansen didn't make Imanari's brain fly out of his skull with the knee he hit him with? Must have just been the location it hit.
>>69590789
What if LHW is actually stacked but Jones was so good he made it look like trash?
>>69590789
glover if he beats aj
>>69590767
Maybe your mom will when you wake up in the hospital with a collapsed skull.
>>69590789
The winner of Glover/Rumble obviously
>>69590805
Pointy negrow knee hit the perfect location on his forehead
>>69590812
What if it's a double knockout?
>>69587492
He started and ended the coup. Just for shits and giggles.
>>69590808
>>69590812
>dan henderson, allistair overeem, eddie alvarez, and glover teixeira will all be unironic champions in 2016
Just fuck my sport up
>>69590859
>alistair overeem
>glover
Who hyped for RIZIN here
>>69590859
>glover teixeira
I don't fink so
>>69590805
I miss Hansen, he was intimidating as fuck back in PRIDE. Now he just takes prizefight money and doesn't train, losing to literally who's. Sad.
>>69590929
Daron Cruickshank vs Andy Souwer is violence porn, I love it
>>69590947
>Cuckshank
>>69590976
funny
>tfw just entered a local tough man contest that's happening here this weekend
I'm gonna heem the fuck out of some scrubs and I'm doing it for /heem/. Gf's gonna film it too so I'll post dank webms on Sunday.
>>69590976
very creative, go show your teacher
>>69590929
he fights like how i fight
just swinging for the fences
>>69591001
is that you tripguy
>>69590990
what do you even train bro? or are you doing this with no training at all?
>>69591014
What in the world? Why are these kids being let to fight with such horrific technique?
i told you lads everyone would stop posting the succ meme when DC-Jones faded out out of immediate relevancy
>>69590990
post your gf imo
>>69591063
>when DC-Jones faded out out of immediate relevancy
You mean when the /asp/ kiddies left
>>69591014
what a spicey banger
UFC 200 wishes it had that kind of excitement
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_32
>Kevin Randleman also provided a dubious urine sample, of which was stated "It was either allegedly non-human urine or urine from a dead human being," by the NSAC.[6]
Should the new UFC owners make all #1 contender fights 5 rounds?
>>69591014
damn that fastball of a righthand
>>69591118
Most #1 contender fights will be Fight Night main events, which are already 5 rounds
>>69591114
racists
>>69591018
I've trained and boxed Golden Gloves since I was twelve and started doing combat sambo and BJJ about four years ago.
>>69591067
I would but I don't want to get banned. I'm proud of how hot she is. Dumber than fuck, but who gives a shit amirite?
>>69590990
you'll do nothing
>>69590698
That kid is fucking roided to the gills. Sad.
Is Mark Hunt going to apologize since Brock tested positive due to an asthma medication?
>>69591157
Wanna put some cheese on that, bitch?
>>69591175
is that even confirmed yet lad
>>69591187
2 wheels of cheddar pussy
>>69587196
>>69590607
the main difference between mma and wmma
>>69591187
yes
>>69591141
What about a co-main like Maia vs Condit for example if the winner is promised a title shot
>>69591152
>Golden Gloves
>>69591212
lol btfo
>post yfw someone put your name in wid dat but you're mayger agens dat
>>69591212
Guarantee I can heem any Canadian. I could literally beat the shit out of your entire country.
>>69591228
Thank you for your service.
>>69591063
im just glad it's over
>>69591228
how many brock's could u take?
>>69591243
Juiced to the gills Brock or natty Brock?
>>69591224
>jsut because your a jacked white boi dosen't mean your not a boi
>>69591203
I don't see why they should deviate from the norm there desu
There isn't any real reason or precedent to
I wouldn't mind every main card fight being 5 rounds long, but that just isn't practical
Has anyone apologized to Brock yet?
Heavyweights were quick to bash him.
I'd love to see Brock destroy Struve or Nelson.
>>69590990
Do you train?
Predict the next thing Jon Jones gets arrested for
>>69591272
crack cocaine
>>69591272
Domestic violence
>yfw Hunt tests positive
>>69591272
Being black. It's obvious he's only getting in trouble because he's an African American. #BlackLivesMatter
>>69591291
It was really douchey of him to come at Brock like that
>>69591282
jag är rick james slyna
>>69591272
Carrying a concealed weapon without a license
>>69591291
>>69591272
Public intoxication
>I WAS CHAMPION ONCE
>THEY TOLD ME I WAS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
>I WOULD *hic* LITERALLY KILL YOU
>>69591272
Child molestation ala R Kelly
sleeping with underage "fan" during a private workout
>>69591272
getting sucked off at a glory hole
Should USADA change how they release information about a '''''''''''''''''potential failure?''''''''''
>>69591335
So why hasn't the government done anything about Bellator? Kimbo and Dada practically died and eventually Kimbo did die
now you have someone's head caved in
If this was a big name MMA event like UFC, this would have been on ESPN and shut downed.
>>69591353
Here in the 3rd world country of Florida you get your mugshot plastered in the news/online the day your charged with something. It's fucking horseshit because people wind up being innocent.
>>69591361
because nobody cares about mma. people will only take a death in MMA seriously if it happens live on American television during a UFC event.
>tfw i could heem every here
>>69591361
It is on ESPN, right now.
>>69591335
lwhy does kimbo's corner jump up all happy? everyone there should be disappointed.
>>69591335
they should change TKO (Punches and Exhaustion) to TKO (Cardiac Arrest)
>>69591389
Not me.
Everyone else though yeah.
post heems
>>69591396
Their guy won, they got money
>>69591361
what
What did Bellator do wrong? Should they not schedule fights because someone could get hurt? Are you pretending to be retarded?
>>69591390
So is Bellator going to be punished? That was such a mismatch can match
>>69591405
Wong sport senpai
Is anyone rooting for Rose?
>>69591414
Jesus christ no it fucking wasn't.
MVP was unproven and Cyborg is a 40 fight veteran that's mostly lost to name opponents.
>>69591425
/heem/'s adulation of her makes me root for Karolina
>>69591425
I'm rooting for her to stop acting like she's a black teenager and let me give her the dick.
>>69591401
I think you'd be surprised
>>69591416
no heem discrimination pls
>>69591445
I think I could heem you and ten juiced to the gills Brocks.
>>69591461
thinking that would be very arrogant of you
>>69591487
I think he'd be surprised
>>69591405
Sergio :(
Paul :,(
>>69591487
Be careful.
>>69591438
dude was overmatched and out of his depth he was lamb sent to slaughter, MVP has been proven to be a can crusher
>>69591558
Sure he was but it wasn't this legendary mismatch that had no place being on a card, some undefeated youngster fighting a name veteran could headline a regional show anywhere in the world and nobody would bat an eye.
>>69587058
Fuck, the HW division is such a joke.
Was it ever legit?
>>69588837
>get paid 20k for one round
>or 60k for the full fight
geez this is a hard decision
>>69591628
4 ounce gloves make fluke KOs much more likely in HW
They have to be very careful not to get caught with anything or it can fuck their shit up
>>69591628
A healthy Brock would have been the HW GOAT
>people who don't like Cruz
absolute shitters
I ordered some food lads
What are you all eating on this fine heem night?
>>69591459
new thread is here
>>69589330
>Jones
>Respected
>Liked
>Not a fraud
>Alpha males do steroids
Kek.
>>69590402
>How many PPVs will it sell
300k
>>69590718
>walkoff ko sense
It's also so you don't risk your opponent recovering in guard. MVP doesn't want to be anywhere near a grappling exchange.
>>69590612
>That flag
Gib da monies to Mark Hunt!!1
>>69590698
No, he had already been on a body builder diet and doing a thousand push ups and sit ups a day for 3 years by that point.
>>69587058
>That footwork
Wew this guy calls himself a professional fighter?
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