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Previous thread: >>69586871
News:
>Lawler doesn't think GSP is coming back
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/17/12167628/robbie-lawler-doesnt-believe-georges-st-pierre-will-ever-return-to
>Coker says discussions with Rory are happening http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/bellator-boss-says-nothing-imminent-with-rory-macdonald-but-discussions-going-well
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Cp-tp6CIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFSMbjvnyiY
>schaub
literally who
Schaub is God
piana
REMINDER I COULD HEEM EVERYONE ITT AND SCHAUB
>>69591485
That's right God dammit
we out here
>>69591459
That webm should be considered NSFW that is gore seeing a skull cave in
>>69591459
>yfw the new thread guy
>>69591525
I want to heem her cervix.
>>69591519
here
are you left handed too
EARLY THREAD AUTIST!!!!
>still sticking with the gi meme
>>69591554
>mfw the thread is one post early
>>69591525
>this is a 10 in yurop
Schaub Bless you brothers.
>>69591552
no
>tfw you will never be a match up nightmare for people
>>69591573
>gi
>meme
10th planet is the ultimate jiujitsu meme
They're the nofap/vapers of martial arts
>>69591508
>lawler
>steroids
pick two
>>69591596
she couldn't submit bjj newb joanna
>>69591596
i remember back in my aikido days that a red belt was the top belt how did a white belt beat a red belt?
>>69591483
based
>>69591573
>tfw they call for a group photo at the gym and you gotta hide your boner because you were watching two QT girls roll
>Yfw somebody cusses
>>69591519
>>69591552
Almost every guy's left nut hangs lower. It's called "anatomy" faggot, learn it.
How do we stop the roid rage lads?
>mfw someone say a cuss word near me
>>69591655
>canada bragging about his cock and ball knowledge
>>69591671
watching Dirty Zoe get BTFO was the best part of that event
>>69591596
Why didn't they start jerking that guy off after he passed out? Do they only do that at my gym?
>>69591459
>Throwing a near fatal knee, then rolling that pokeball to capture his soul
Welcome to Lellator
does "poop" count as a cuss
>fertittas got out before bellator forces ufc to actually pay their fighters decent money
smart lads
>>69591687
>amerifat being unable to see his nutsack
Go to college, Jethro.
>>69591671
They should make a sub grappling ruleset, strikes are allowed on the ground but not standing, Would really change how ground wrestling and submissions would be and probably lead to better ground and pound in general in MMA.
>>69591599
nothing wrong with extra peptides
>>69591671
Fugg time to fap
>>69591704
they knew their biggest stars were all about to get exposed or popped so they decided to sell it while it was hot
smart fellas
>>69591709
>Jethro
?
>>69591719
plus conrad is going independent soon
>>69591720
It's a common southern name.
What are you a shitskin immigrant?
>>69591712
It's called sambo
>>69591691
You train in Africa breh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq92gDny-dE
>>69591733
no i hate nonwhites, i've never heard that name in 34 years
>>69591734
sambo is mainly stand up and i heard they didn't choke. why don't we see more BJJ guys go into sambo competitions?
>>69591748
halal snack pack for me lad
>>69591764
Nah, they train it all. Because it's localized to eastern europe.
>>69591748
water
>>69591748
I've got only one thing on my mind for tomorrow's lunch. Potato spinach casserole.
>>69591748
microwaveable yakisoba
>>69591777
i always wonder why we never see sambo dudes punch hues in their guard in sub grappling. if sambo has it all
hell what does sambo guard work look like?
>>69591748
I got loaded last night and am hungover so I just ordered pizza and wings. Gonna sip some syrup and fuck my gf when she gets here in about an hour. Dank post bender ritual.
>>69591748
are you going to stay awake for the next UFC card?
>>69591748
Buttery bread, cough syrup, corn nuts, and Bud Light.
>>69591748
Baking a sasquatch pizza
>>69591821
Fatty what's up?
>>69591817
this is one really annoying line of text
>>69591841
Why is Browne so fucking shit?
He has no fucking ability to control range
>>69591841
Cain is literally a muuuunssssteeeeeerrrrrr
>>69591821
>Camels
nice.
do they sell cigarettes without the ugly packaging in the US or does it depend on the state?
>>69591861
he relies on his size and his former ability to take shots, when he cant bully someone he wilts
>>69591841
>Wasting good sasquatch meat on a pizza
I bet you put 'chup on your steak too.
>>69591752
That is ridiculous, just how retarded are you?
>there are smokers here
>>69591882
>i got loaded last night
>am hungover
>gonna sip some syrup
>dank post bender ritual
you're a douche
>>69591907
mild to moderately
>>69591911
That wasn't me but I don't really give a fuck about your opinion of me.
>>69591910
I smoke a lot of weed daily.
Do something about it faggot
>>69591932
I'd settle on a firm "moderately". Wear your retardedness as armour, so that nobody can use it against you.
>tfw no Mackenzie gf
who /vape/ here
reminder joanna is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeN_w927bhU&feature=youtu.be&t=3h14m12s
>>69591951
*tips*
What doe /heem/ think of Mitrione?
Shitty fighter that couldn't make it in the ufc?
Anybody got his heem from last night
>>69591949
That's fucking illegal
>>69591972
Meathead's a fucking faggot.
>>69591955
she should have joanna break her nose so she can have it fixed
>>69591958
GOAT walk out theme is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
VAPING BE DANK
>>69591991
Joanna should be in a coffin with makeup like that
>>69591959
how can people stand to listen to schaub for extended periods
>>69591959
Kek, thanks for linking this senpai
JJ's a beast
>>69592031
all the punching power of an 8 year old
>>69591959
how can people stand to listen to schaub for extended periods
>>69592029
Fore sure wipe those cheeto fingers off
>>69592088
Because most of us aren't cheeto fingered nerds and we can appreciate greatness when we hear it. Schaub is perhaps the sharpest mind in MMA as well as being very intelligent and quick witted.
>>69591988
Get in my guard, motherfucker.
>>69592116
>>69592120
Schaub bless, my brothers. May his glory forever guide you.
>>69592116
>>69592167
He sounds real annoying and makes Joe Rogan sound incredibly smart and eloquent by comparison
Ronda looking thicc
>>69592265
>Tell Nunes to make it 170
>>69592265
God, I want that bunda
If you don't like Schaub what are you even doing on /heem/?
For sure lose the page bro
wew lads
>>69592292
Does this picture make anyone else horny as fuck?
>>69592276
I agree, schaub delivers the heems himself
>>69592292
He literally has a dent in his head
Fucking hell
>>69592310
roy actually looks downright fit there
i can see back muscles
what happen to him
there's probably a p4p best MW underneath all that fat
>Ronda Rousey is such a fat fuckin' bitch
>>69592309
Think you could penetrate the spot with weakened skull with your stiff penis?
>>69592341
where did you find my pic
>>69592341
Me on the back right.
>>69592348
Now I do.
>>69592341
BRO SHE'S A 10/10 EASILY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>69592265
thicc ronda is best ronda
I heard someone talking about that pokemon shit but jesus christ it actually happened. Is that the biggest meme in mma history?
>>69592463
>Crush a man's skull
>Throw a pokeman ball at them as they're laying on the ground dying
/vp/ is not to be trifled with I guess.
>>69592463
don't worry, soon we'll heem them in the streets when Rumblr takes off
>>69592029
>>69592088
Could be worse, they could listen to Chael Sonnen.
Schaub seems like a bit of a retard, but Chael is a self-serving liar who'll just make shit up for attention constantly.
>>69592341
delete this
>>69592463
I skipped everything after the stoppage, who wants to see a cocky nigger talk shit?
>>69592484
Chael is at least somewhat entertaining don't see how he's worse than the memelord himself Schaub
>>69592498
cocky niggers is why Trump will be in power and there will be Civil War 2
>>69592484
Chael sonnen is such a cunt
>rolling around on the floor with some guys dick in your face while eddie bravo watches
and you call this a """""sport"""""
>>69592292
jeezus, man. that's a career killer for sure. i don't see how he can continue fighting (in the US) with such an injury. who the hell will sanction that?
>>69592571
UFC
>people bitch and complain about what podcasts other people listen to
Heem yourself
>>69592559
As opposed to your mother who calls it a """""job"""".
>>69592292
Did he died?
>>69592571
Yeah 100% no organisation would allow it
>
>>69592590
and she gets paid for it, these guys just do it for enjoyment
Hopefully they will ban knees and elbows now. Meme moves for low skillers.
>>69592292
he looks like a zika baby
or those one /b/ meme babies
>>69592581
the UFC sets fights up and promotes them, not sanction them. that's the job of state athletic commissions.
>>69592614
personally i want them to investigate Bellator and disbar them
hack promotion is hack
2 fighters fight close to death and one dies a month later
then this
Bellator > WWE > UFC
>>69592646
TNA>>>>>Lellator>WWE>UFC
>>69592310
Disgusting that herb allowed that last punch.
>>69592637
When the talent pool is really shallow and freak fights happen with 40 year old men involved, it's likely you have more injuries and heart attacks.
>>69592646
>Ufc
>Not UsadaFC
>>69592682
Schaub did the same thing to CroCop before that fight
>>69592310
was schaub always shit?
When is he getting a title shot? This is racism.
Can we please see Phil Brooks vs Mayhem Miller
>>69592752
to be honest they should just do Sage vs CM Punk
>>69592752
isnt Mayhem to big for Punk? and he's like a black belt in jitz where Brook is a blue
>>69592760
CM Punk WHEN?
War Machine would be a top 10 fighter if he came back.
Which fighter will DC try to succ next now that Jones is out?
>>69592682
Someone post that webm of hendo dropping his elbow on that guy after he ko'd him
>>69592788
Weidman when he realises the IV ban has fucked him beyond saving
>>69592788
Could DC lay on a gorilla for 3 rounds?
>PLEASE FEED ME CM PUNK IM HUNGRY
What did he mean by this?
>>69592590
kek
>>69592800
For sure kill yourself, new faggot cunt
EDGY BRAH
>>69592807
Not really, he just had a bad approach for his last fight, Rockhold is bigger than him.
>>69592865
wow rude
>>69592835
he meant that the UFC unironically signed him for just that fight
he did pretty good against the last guy he fought on his debut though
>>69592292
That's the worst MMA injury I've ever seen.
>>69592606
ayyyy take me to ur dealer lmeo
Let's go a little bit closer
>>69592882
In terms of weigh cut, no, it's not even close
>>69592668
TNA was rough for a while but between Eli Drake, Spud, EC3 and Broken Matt/Senior Benjamin it's safe to say it's one of the best things going
You might also like Lucha Underground if you have no trouble suspending your disbelief
>>69592292
>Filename
>>69592292
>>69592292
wtf what happened to him?
>>69592982
Weidman was 189 the week of the fight and Rockhold was 216, Weidman has never ever cut from 216 the week of a fight.
>>69592979
Look into my eyes liddle man
>>69593013
mvp timed a perfect knee
>>69592292
>mfw I read a post on the UG saying how fishy the stoppage was and how he clearly took a dive
>>69593013
He said all lives matter to a Bernie Sanders supporter and got rekt.
>>69593016
Rockhold said himself he doesn't cut much weight, says he hovers around 205. Weidman walks around at near enough 220
>>69592979
Closer, Closer. I want to smell his pussy.
THATS A NIKE FIGHT KIT
>>69593050
great frog lad
>>69591507
If this guy stopped roiding right now, could he retain enough of his strength to fight in the UFC once his piss was clean? Is this the ultimate cheat code?
SUCC
https://twitter.com/KOKINGS4/status/754757196894859264?lang=en-gb
This is what a skull cracking sounds like, it's surprisingly loud.
>>69593113
ISN'T IT FUNNY
>>69591519
>his balls don't take turns riding high and low
what the fuck. I had no idea that was even possible.
>>69593136
Fucking brutal. That's the exact same sound it makes when you throw an egg in the air and kick it.
>>69593169
You throw an egg in the air and kick it? Why?
>>69593221
What is she a fuckin robot?
Why is it that we keep seeing all these extra animated endings in Bellator? I mean Cyborg threw himself on the ground and started to writhe in pain, flopping his legs around like a cartoon to sell it? Lol.. I've seen this mf get cracked before and keep coming. That shit is hard to watch at the shit show Bellator has become.. A bunch of sketchy bouts over the last 3 years, ever since they implemented the WWE theatrics.. Just rewatch that shit s few times and tell me if you think the impact was hard enough to warrant that extra over the top reaction? Go watch some of Cyborg's fights and see how he usually responds to a hard shot. No money at all on this fight. Haven't gambled in a long while, but that right there was a gambling influenced sell job if I've ever seen one. Wonder how much they paid Cyborg to look like a cartoon character..
>>69593226
eggsellent kicking technique (3x per week MINIMUM)
>>69593226
An exercise my mewvment coach has me do.
>>69593226
For the sake of skull cracking Foley for one
>>69593221
>>69593129
Yup. He'd be a champion too.
Is anyone on /heem/ trying to actually become a pro MMA fighter at the moment? If so, how's it going?
>>69593289
yea, im pretty sure i could beat daniel cormier but the ufc won't respond to my emails
>>69593289
It was going well until I went to my first BJJ class and got my ass kicked by a 14 year old. After that I enlisted at my local community college.
>>69593289
I was an amateur boxer in 2008ish. 4-0 record before I realized I'd probably have a better future if I just went to school.
>>69593221
I don't wanna click links from /wsg/ ever since someone posted that one with the little girl that didn't even know her own name
>>69593311
But you have no problem watching roid monkeys give each other brain damage in a steel cage?
Has Schaub commented on Michael Page's victory celebration?
wow did MVP really cave a guys skull in with a flying knee and then catch him in a pokeball
>>69593311
>that one with the little girl that didn't even know her own name
What do you mean? Was she retarded or something?
>>69593325
yeah he said it was nothing special and he would have heem'd MVP easily
>>69593317
Yes because they chose to do so
Anyone know of a stream for this submission underground thing? Kind of want to check it out
I didn't know blacks played pokemon
>>69593347
oh come the fuck on
>>69593347
They can't afford Nintendo DS so they play pretend Pokemon with pitbulls
>>69593347
Yeah, I thought it was only whites that were into putting living things in captivity against their will. #BlackLivesMatter
>>69593347
Pokemon, anime and fighting games is the holy trinity of "things you didn't expect black people to like so much"
>>69593289
It's going great as an amateur, but I have HIV spin can't really ever go pro.
>>69593371
Especially DBZ. Holy shit do they like that show.
>>69593400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_En4RovedOA
>>69593424
Holy shit how young are you?
>>69593289
Heeminder even hard sparring causes irreversible brain damage and rolling causes spine injuries, etc.
I do MMA exclusively as exercise though because lifting weights is fucking boring. I'd sign up as a fighter if I couldn't find a decent paycheck and I think I'd do alright. I'm 6'2, 72 inch reach and walk around 210, no idea how much I could cut.
>>69593424
Lmao I saw this on tosh.0
>>69593445
I'm 34 years old
>>69593456
I bet you don't even have a girlfriend with a penis.
Disgusting.
>>69593450
>Reach is 2" shorter than his height
Wew lad
>>69593450
>6'2, 72 inch
T-rex tier
>>69593424
>0:36
WHEN I SEEZ SUPERHEROES
*smacks lips*
WHY CAN'T WE BE SO EXCITING AND SHIT
WE WUZ KANGZ
Just had a massive sense of Deja Vu going through this thread, not even joking
>>69593450
>lifting weights is fucking boring
Yes, hard work is not always fun, fat mommy's boy.
I bet you didn't have 1 real job your whole life.
>>69593480
Shut up
>>69593522
>lifting weights
>hard work
Kill yourself.
>>69593522
>getting this upset
>>69593508
probably because every thread is exactly the same
>>69593558
pretty great innit
>>69593347
most blacks love anime
>>69593680
Did he died?
>AJ Agazarm is livestreaming Metamoris 7 as payback for them not paying him for competing
>>69591459
Did that nigga just throw a pokeball at him?
LMFAO
>>69593696
>filming your laptop screen
>Nate will win the rematch
WHO /TeamRalek/ HERE?
GARRY GONNA LEARN WHO THE TRUE G IS HERE TONIGHT.
>>69593792
statistic analysis dictates that he probably will
>>69592708
yes. his best win was against meathead
>>69591671
>"Hey, remember the kickboxing aspect of MMA that people love so much? Yeah, let's get rid of that and leave only the fighters rubbing against eachother
>also implying boxing and kickboxing can't be as techincal as this shit
>inb4 someone calls me a casual because i dislike this unpopular sport by faggots who will only like it as long as it is not mainstream
>>69593859
You did this same thing yesterday Argentina
>>69593558
It's actually true isn't it?
>>69594084
lol didnt he throw that kick multiple times in the fight? What a mememaster
>>69594165
He kept throwing some weird spiderman-tier kicks and Rogan was climaxing hard on commentary.
>>69593920
Idk but I do want sauce on that gif lad
>>69594084
Do you have the webm of the black guy cutting meme shapes before heeming the other guy
>>69594194
You talkin bout my boi Bamgbose?
>>69594198
I think Sam Alvey called him out after he beat Spicely
Wouldn't mind seeing that
>>69594198
Yes! Couldnt remember the name
https://streamable.com/2bbx
>>69594210
Fuck yea, battle of the boys. Last time two of my boys fought it was hendo v lombard and it turned out spicy af
>>69593450
>6'2, 72 inch reach
Lad I'm 6' and have an 81 in inch reach, puny arm length mate
>>69593289
I started training MMA at the end of May, maybe after a few years of training I'll enter a competition
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://youtu.be/wPRR7-EKSs4
https://youtu.be/wPRR7-EKSs4
https://youtu.be/wPRR7-EKSs4
>>69594280
How often does shit like this work, I once tried some wacky head movement in sparring and got a knee to the face. I think amateur fighters are more aggressive and thoughtless than the UFC guys.
>>69591841
Cain looked like a beast before the injuries, damn.
I like redpilled rogan the best
Aything on?
post yfw rose sends karolina to the shadow realm
>>69594534
https://youtu.be/wPRR7-EKSs4
what do you think of Michael Bisping?
You're in the club and Brock Lesnar pulls a horseshoe out of your candy ass
What do you do next?
>>69594568
#1 all time p4p natty god
>>69594570
Cum
>>69594570
"Hello Mr Lesnar sir I am from USADA lets go into the toilets and you can show me your dick"
>>69594570
Promise to stop eating his strawberries
>>69594596
>>69594570
Demand an apology. If he refuses: I would quietly show him my piece and repeat the request. I am not an animal. I do not engage in fights. If some punk wants to step to me and act like an beast, I will treat him as such and put him down.
>>69594623
>can't win a fight without guns
you might as well be in the EBI m8 that's about how useless you are
>>69594643
>this post
>that flag
>>69594643
>Britbong
>Not liking guns
of course. Your opinion is irrelevant.
>tfw Robbie loses his belt to Woodley
so rory's first fight in bellator will be michael "venonat" paige?
>>69591459
is this guy just a can crusher or is he the real deal?
>>69595028
cyborg is a can and he literally crushed his head
>>69594966
At this point it wouldn't even remotely surprise me
>>69595028
big fish in a small pond
can't see him clowning top guys
>>69594966
they don't call him the nigger killer for nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sORVZu6cpI
How long till Bones shoots a cop?
Garry Tonnon tapped a Gracie with a toe hold. Only finish on the entire Metamorris card lol.
>>69595070
pretty sure this is old as hell
>>69595062
He's not even fighting the best guys at Bellator lel.
>>69595064
Woodley fights differently than Manhoef
>>69595149
People keep saying "styles make fights" about this match up, but where exactly do you think Tyron has an advantage? I don't see it.
>>69595149
also manhoef was murdering him before that vicious somewhat fortuitous /heem/
>>69595173
>where exactly do you think Tyron has an advantage?
The wrestling. Whether he can keep it up for 5 rounds is another matter entirely.
>>69595173
No one has said that
>Sage is on da gas
He was blessed with god tier genetics this whole times lads
>>69595104
i cant find any other copy of that vid
jon jones confirmed future chris benoit
>>69595250
havnt you ever seen the thing about that little hercules kid, his dad was putting gear in his smoothies since he was a small child. Sages dad is one of the shadiest motherfuckers I have ever seen
>its been a long day... without you my friend
>>69595286
>what did he mean by this
I love the sport as much as any fight fan, but should MMA be banned?
We have dudes actually dying and LITERALLY having their skulls caved in. Getting punched in the face gives you permanent brain damage. You get your chin deleted. Why are people still doing this after seeing what happened to Muhammad Ali? Why would anybody do this shit?
>>69595746
I think ballet is more your speed, faggot.
>>69595746
people get fucked up in hockey and football, should those sports be banned as well?
>>69595746
MMA, like Boxing, is a poor man's sport. As long as poor fags exist, it will always be here.
It's also very entertaining for the masses and creates revenue for the elites. Win - win for the fans and those who profit off the fighters.
>>69595746
>>69595793
>>69595798
>this leaf talking to himself again
go to sleep Muhammed. it's passed your bedtime.
>>69595853
don't mock muslims, they have some funny laws
if a married woman has to stay near a man other than her husband for some reason, muhammad (peace be upon pig) said that the best way to avoid sexual intimacy is for the woman to breastfeed the man, because then the guy would become a foster son, breastfeed him 10 times and he won't fuck your wife, guaranteed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0taTSaUO2hM
>>69595853
adans gonna machete your shit up lad
>>69592961
kek
>>69595829
It's the most entertaining thing on TV, I just feel bad sometimes watching poorfags give each other concussions for 6,000 USD.
>>69595281
>gear in his smoothies
>>69596063
Boxing is way worse and it's not going away any time soon.
>>69592292
he actually looks like he got heemed into retarded pepe mode
>>69593859
god i hate black people
fuck off
No one in the UFC's welterweight division can beat him
>>69595853
Just because you're retarded enough to talk to yourself doesn't mean anyone else does, you fat aspie faggot cunt
>>69595221
He was gassed after the first round against condit and would have lost if condit didn't fall on his knee wrong.
>>69596242
A JV wrestler could beat him m8.
these street fighter matches aren't spicy at all 2bh
>>69595853
How would he reply to himself within 8 seconds anyway?
>>69595986
this is incorrect
basically "mahram" means someone who you cannot marry/have sex with . if someone is mahram to you and you are a woman, it means you don't have to wear a hijab around them if you are a female (i.e. your brothers, dad, etc) since you can't fuck them.
no need to be "modest" around your brother because he isn't going to fuck you
if you are a woman and you breastfed a baby boy that baby becomes "mahram" to you, even if he grows up to be 30 years, a woman doesn't have to wear a hijab around that man when he's 30 because she breastfed him as a baby, its almost like she was his mother
TLDR: if you breastfed a baby, he basically becomes like your son or nephew in religious terms, you can't breastfeed random grown ass men
>>69595028
>>69595062
>>69595115
This is true. He looks good against lesser competition. If he ever gets into the UFC don't be surprised if he gets clocked or layed on.
Probably just another Uriah Hall. Will have some sliver of glory here and there.
>>69595986
>>69596365
>hue attempting to understand text
>schooled on islam by murican
>all this on /heem/
>>69596242
wonderboy would throttle him back to nigeria
>>69596365
I know that he is a grown man :^)
>>69596390
worked in saudi for half a decade, so I understand the sand niggers' ways
Could Wonderboy beat a middleweight? He'd never go up because of the Chris, but his style definitely translates against bigger guys. I'd give him good odds against Bisping and Silva desu.
>>69596417
Get this shit out of /heem/ you fedora
>>69596482
>this triggers the mudslime
>>69591712
this is actually a fantastic idea
become a promoter for this sport
Is Vitor kill?
>>69596766
Vitor is ded.
>U now remember TRT Vitor
Will Anderson ever win a fight again
>>69596857
to think he almost finished DC...
>>69596875
Hurting DC doesn't mean he came close to finishing him. But he obviously still packs his power and precision so I don't see why he couldn't.
>>69596881
DC looked very fucking troubled with that bodykick
>>69596857
He landed some good shots on the current LHW champion so probably
>>69596857
they should do Anderson vs Sam Alvey or something equally hilarious
>>69596898
> some
You mean one. One kick. That was the only thing he landed all fight. Was handily outboxed by Daniel Cormier.
>>69596875
You must think Frank Mir also almost finished Daniel Cormier?
Not even close.
>>69595173
Tyron has blacksplosiveness
>>69597040
Cormier was one more shot away from collapsing.
>>69597048
Not even close.
>>69595173
Robbie has been in so many wars, that takes a toll on you. He can't keep it up forever. I still think he'll win, but he's on the way down for sure.
>>69597065
Nigga he said exactly that after the fight.
>>69597087
He'll probably lose to wonderboy but Lawler's legacy is still amazing.
>>69594570
Go to bed, Jim.
>>69594966
Robbie's takedown defence is too good for that. Lawler finishes this fight in 2-3 after Woodley fails with shots and can't stand with him.
>>69597213
>Lawler finishes this fight
Kek, Robbie ain't finishing shit unless you go full retard like Rory did
>>69597244
>implying Lawler can't finish a dude who got finished by Marquardt in his last title shot
Blood orc is a fucking killer. Woodley sucks. He really does. He didn't even beat Fatstelum.
>>69597274
Who has Lawler finished? Rory was accumalation. Before that? Ellenburger 3 years ago? Before that?? He's not a finisher m8.
Gastellum is a cheeseburger away from being a middleweight btw.
>>69597244
>full retard like Rory did
Doesn't Rory have a glass nose?
>>69597294
He's not a finisher, really. He is a killer though and Woodley sucks. That's what I'm going on. Cry baby Woodley can't handle the pressure Lawler will bring and will fuckin fold. Guaranteed!
>>69597294
This is what gets me about his fight with Rory and with Condit. People go on about how much power his shots have, but I don't feel like we've seen the effect of that power, and if there's no effect then how does he win on effective striking.
>tl;dr Condit is real 170lb champ
How long before we see a spicy Croke Park MacLife card?
Presumably Conor is going to fight out his contract and then move into suit-wearing and movement full time
>>69597108
giving more credit than his opponents actually deserve is kind of cormier's thing. he did it to every single opponent since barnett except cummins.
>>69597372
The only people to ever finish Rory are Condit and Lawler. No one has truly ever knocked Condit out.
Not really the guys to use as an example for why Robbie isn't a finisher. Hendricks would've been better.
>>69597375
Does anyone know how many fights Conroad has on his contract?
>>69592292
>hes still lucid
>>69597387
Fair enough - thanks for the knowledge. I was really just being salty about 195.
>>69597377
Yeah, he almost doubled over because he wanted to give Anderson some credit.
>>69597372
>>69597372
>>tl;dr Condit is real 170lb champ
lawler won. rewatch the fight without your condit-tinted glasses
>>69597418
Lawler didn't have the belt. He never beat Hendricks. There is one true champ now.
>people call him Robbery Lawler even though those split decisions were incredibly close fights
?????
>>69597430
He beat Hendricks twice...
>>69597418
I literally watched it thrice, the third time at half speed. Not to mention the fact that everyone scored it for Condit (including Dana, by his own admission).
>thanks for the (You)
>>69597436
Hendricks wasn't close. Lawler won 1.5 rounds.
>>69597440
Not this shit again
>the media agrees with me so you can't argue with me :^)
You the same autist that literally counts the strikes in your head during fights?
>>69597440
>>69597451
So the MMA media doesn't score fights correctly and is full of retards. Duly noted...
>>69597372
>>69597440
>mfw when plebian trash spew their ignorant opinions about fighters or fights that have already been broken down by Connor Ruebusch and Dr. Patrick Wyman near me
>mfw when they know nothing of the finer points of facepunching near me
>>69597456
>my opinion is better because I'm a stupid autist that regurgitates nonsense
Cool story, bro
Lawlerfag here again...
Serious question... How can anyone dislike Robbie Lawler? This is shocking to me. Who gives a fuck what you thought about decisions, those were AMAZING fights. He puts on FOTY candidates every single time. Dude is the most entertaining fighter around right now. He's also a class act. He doesn't need to be a dancing monkey or a clown because his fights are actually good. He does his promotion with is fists. Dude is a beast!
>>69597451
do 10-10 rounds exist? are there any examples of them?
>>69597463
If you're the same guy who posted those media scores you do realize that you're using other autists opinions to validate your own. That's a lot dumber than me going off of my own opinion. Those fat guys who write for websites agreeing with you doesn't mean shit.
What a fag...
>>69597465
Nobody dislikes Robbie m8. We dislike incorrect decisions and Lawler has received two during title fights.
>>69597473
Fair enough...
I'm really not arguing decisions here. I'm just arguing that he's amazing. I scored those fights for him, if you didn't, that's cool.
Those fights were GOAT material and when they were over, I scored it, but I didn't really care who won. We won, you know?
>>69597457
I also listen to that podcast
>>69597456
Glad I helped further your decline into full blown paranoid schizophrenia.
>>69597453
>the media disagrees with me so I'm 1337
>>69597451
A friend who agrees with my position. Thanks.
>>69597465
lawler has permanent boy status
>>69597470
>that's a lot dumber
No, it's not. You're quite noticeably retarded. As far as we know the journalists are not nearly as much just because you say otherwise.
I'm sorry you're too autistic to understand such simple human concepts
>>69597412
wow he almost double over! that must mean anderson was close to winning, you sure are smart!
>>69592310
DELETE THIS
>>69597492
And I'm sorry you have no opinions of your own.
I'm not even arguing who won. You're way of proving that is just weak as fuck. You give no legit examples of why and add nothing to the discussion of the fight.
>These three fat guys who write for this website said Lawler
>One fat guy and a Brazilian homosexual who write for MMABros.com thought it was a draw
>A Jew with bad taste in shoes, an obese British man, and 9 guys from Sherdog thought Hendricks won
I get that, but who gives a fuck? Why do you form an opinion based on that?
>>69597518
Everyone has an opinion of their own, it's more to just validate how absolutely nonsensical yours is
>I'm not even arguing who won
So you're just being a stupid contrarian faggot, just because? Daddy must be proud!
>you give no legit examples
It is legit, you're just a stupid fuck who seems incensed by the idea that people clearly know more than something that you do
>>69597527
>this mad someone disagrees with you
Guys I found the world's saltiest Condit fan
>>69597483
where is this picture from, it's too bad he is going to have crippling brain damage in 20 years
>>69597527
Why are you so mad? I'm a big Lawler fan, I loved the fight, and I thought he won. Why does that anger you so bad?
I'm just having a discussion with you and you're all triggered and furious because I have a different opinion on a fight.
Hell, I'm down for a rewatch. Maybe I'm wrong. I haven't seen it in awhile. I could watch it and actually discuss the fight rather than point to some person who isn't me and say, "He won because I say so and so did this other person!"
Chill out bro... We all won. It was a great fight.
>>69597490
wh-what's her record
>>69597545
Just looked her up...
Name is Paige Turnah and HOLY SHIT she does hardcore.
I'm... uh... gonna go watch that Lawler/Condit fight...
Hello Im new.
Which Martial Art I should pick-up for a McDojo?
I just wanna get good enough just to casually spar.
>>69597542
I'm not sure, but I think it was taken shortly before 189.
>>69597535
Found the world's 2nd dumbest sack of shit
>>69597544
World's dumbest sack of shit
>Why are you so mad
Because you're a fucking retard backpedalling on everything that he's saying
>Why does that anger you
It angers me that you're a stupid obtuse fuck
>I'm just having a discussion
No, you're just trying to be a snarky retard and go DURRR HURRR MEDIA like a dumb fucking faggot
>Maybe I'm wrong
Shut the fuck up, faggot. How about you actually admit you said something fucking stupid and move on
>>69597551
Depends where you are. Boxing gyms everywhere. Usually a lot cheaper than """"MMA gyms"""".
>>69597572
Cry more pussy
>WAAHHHH WHY ARE YOU CURSING EVEN THOUGH I STARTED CALLING PEOPLE FAGGOTS TO BEGIN WITH
I'd tell you that I hope you brutally castrate yourself but God knows that no one as fucking stupid as you could ever convince a woman to fucking sleep with him
How come heem is full of butthurt faggots right now? do they know that no one is reading their retarded argument?
>>69597558
Ok...
You are actually sick so I'm going to stop discussing this with you. Maybe once internet time is over at the hospital the rest of us can get back to discussing fights. Not what Ariel Helwani thought of them but what we thought of them.
And here's a tip to use in group therapy...
If you misunderstand every single thing a person is saying, you probably shouldn't throw the word "obtuse" around. Calling other people dumb probably isn't a good idea for you either. You're reading comprehension is awful. Work on that...
Good day, angrybro!
>>69597587
Why do you think the entire world revolves around your stupid fucking ass? Is it not the slightest bit conceivable that people outside yourself could actually be discussing something that has absolutely nothing to do with you? Of course not, you're a stupid fucking faggot
>>69597550
Kelly Divine and Kelsi Monroe are better.
>>69597494
Have you never seen a liver shot or a broken rib determine a fight? Watch more fag.
>>69597579
lmfao at how mad you are, you may think you're coming off as tough but you everyone can see you for the little red faced nerd smashing his keyboard in the darkness. And i haven't even been reading this argument.
>>69597593
>this
>mad
top fucking kek
>>69597590
Sounds like you're just running away because you got BTFO kiddo
How about you go not disappoint your family for once and BTFO your brains with a Smith and Wesson you passive aggressive faggot
>>69597600
>How about you go not disappoint your family for once and BTFO your brains
>>69597577
I wanna do something other than boxing.
But the footwork seems interesting to practice.
>>69597595
I don't think I'm coming off as tough at all, you're probably just a little bitch intimidated by random words on the internet which is why you're actually trying to act tough in return by spewing some cringe worthy insults
>I haven't been reading this argument
Then don't join in, fuckface
does anyone elses abs hurt too?
>>69597599
>guys please pay attention to me, everything needs to revovle around me!!!!
Get some friends, you loser
>>69597608
>he thinks people are intimidated by him
>im being the cringy one
>>69597609
No, not everyone's a pussy like you.
>>69597613
It's obvious you are which is why you keep responding and are continuously trying to play everything off like you aren't some red faced little child smashing his little keyboard
There's no point of you even continuing what you're doing for any reason other than the fact I pushed some buttons, probably because you're such a loser that gets worked up over things like that
Can't we just talk about how badass Robbie Lawler is?
Anyone got the beast mode webm?
>there are goofs here who don't tink Conor will heem Nate, Alvarez and Mayweather in this order
>>69597594
Wh-who's the best at bum things
>>69597630
Oooh badass, that's so cool, he's so cool he don't give two darns about nothing! Ice cold, tough, gritty, just like me! Badass!
Grow up
>>69597636
cherri brings be back to 08 what a good year
HS was awesome and /b/ was good
>>69597632
You're still only replying out spiteful anger and embarrassing yourself
>>69597635
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
I just want to talk about some fights or watch some cool webms. Chill the fuck out, dude! You are so triggered right now.
I was fairly nice at first and you had an aneurysm. Then picturebro posted some laugh faces and you had a cringe worthy meltdown.
Holy shit, dude!
>>69597594
yeah and i saw a liver shot in that fight that didn't come close to ending it. somehow you did though, must be pleb vision.
>>69597643
How about you go not disappoint your family for once and BTFO your brains
>>69597646
>im gonna stop replying now!!!!
>except for this!!!!
Quit the act you pathetic little passive aggressive faggot, go to Reddit if you want a cuddly hugbox that embraces retards like you
>please spoonfeed me with what i want to hear in a nice way, please!!!!
>picturebro
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have fucking Asperger's or something?
>>69597653
That's a good one, for once in your worthless fucking life you decided to not be a loser and replicate a winner!
>>69597654
I made a post that had nothing to do with you and you commented on it with something that made zero sense. That's why I replied.
>>69597658
So you replied because you're actually a butthurt fucking faggot that tried to sneak in one more jab. Congrats on admitting that you're a fucking retard, you aspie
You're all such fucking pussies
>>69597659
Duffy might be legit...
Pretty good looking stuff there. I'd like to see him against some better competition but that was a fucking great finish.
>>69597668
Oh, like when he faced Poirier and got fucking demolished you dumbass?
>>69597671
Poirier looks great lately though. Plus, Duffy took him to a decision. Been a couple years at least since someone went the distance with him.
Duffy looks promising.
If you can't handle the heat, get outta the sun
>>69597666
go away satan
>>69597666
u take that back
>>69597666
yOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!
Post things that should not be on /heem/ ever again.
>1. Schaubposting
>2. Pianoposting
>3. WMMA
>>69597697
Man, Holly's ass in that pic is wonderful.
How bad will /asp/ shitposting be for UFC 203?
>>69597636
too fat
Reminder that this man is god
>>69597671
>Demolished
Didn't Dustin Diamond get a broken nose for his trouble?
>>69597706
I totally forgot they were doing that rassler getting killed on this card! I'm going so I can't wait to see that shit.
Also, WAR OVEREEM!
>>69597697
Speaking of which - if you're going to let the fighters weigh in early, why not just host weigh ins at 8am?
>>69597714
203 still has gaps in it's promo poster, I expect 2 title fights on it
might just be the MM/weis
I like reem, but want stipe to win for JDS title shot. otherwise with reem all sorts of assholes have knocked him out, though rothwell/reem 2 after werdum get's gogo choke'd would be very legit
>>69591932
shoo shoo striking goblin
>>69597732
I'm from Cleveland but it's hard for me to root for Stipe in this fight. If he wins, I'll be really happy, no doubt about that. I've been a Reem fan since I watched him walk to the ring in Pride with that hammer the first time he fought. Just something about him. Probably my favorite fighter (him or Lawler).
Pretty excited to watch Reem win the UFC title in my hometown.
>>69591471
>>69591471
NEW THREAD
>>69597752
now you've done it
HEEM THIS GOOF!!!
>>69597752
>100 posts early
So did DC, in fact, fight like a faggot?
>Tuesday, July 19, 2016: 2016 Republican National Convention, Day 2
>TBA Speech by Dana White, President of Ultimate Fighting Championship
HILLARY CLINTON, YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK!
so, heem, was he natty?
>>69597857
not even close, biggest roid delts in the ufc
hey guys,
last i heard was lesnar only got flagged by USADA.
hes not confirmed for doping yet, right?
and what's the status with hunt? ufc didnt drop him yet?
>>69597882
>and what's the status with hunt? ufc didnt drop him yet?
why would the UFC drop hunt when bork got flagged for doping?
Has science gone too far?
>>69597882
asking for news, on a sunday
>>69597832
Cerrone fought like a faggot against RDA and Pettis.
>>69597892
>>69597900
Shes on that Alexander Karelin gear.
>>69597892
>Andrea "KGB" Lee
>is an American
uGh
>>69597594
Have you seen Kelsi's webcam lately?
She's fat as fuck and never recovered after having a kid.
>>69597892
she popped, sucks she's spicy for wmma
>>69597857
honestly he probably was on shit, but GSP is still p4p #1 fighter in history now so I hope he never comes back
jon jones had a claim to best of all time but now that's fucking ruined
>>69597932
>not wanting GSP to come back and get memed on
maybe reddit would be more your speed, friendo
>>69591525
shoo shoo striking goblin
>>69597920
Bruh I'm not stalking these chicks. I just jerk off to them occasionally.
Is this meme training?
https://youtu.be/h_mKlz6blfQ
>>69597906
>>69597900
good friends, the fighter you're commenting on (who is actually quite famous) is an american.
The greatest fighters of all time - y/n?
>>69598056
No, it doesn't have Cruz
can anyone post the heem of a bout between two women mma fighters, chick smiles at the end.
i need this for science
>>69598068
TJ won that fight though, in reality.
But that's assuming anyone won, since TJ and Cruz' strategy is both 'run and hide', more or less. I guess peace was the only winner on that day.
>>69598073
>for science
epic post my dude
>>69598077
>TJ won that fight though, in reality.
too bad this is planet Earth
>>69598077
TJ won maybe one round and it was because cruz' leg started to hurt
>>69598073
Australia's asleep wait for the night time
>>69598095
It's like 6:30 PM
>>69598100
Maybe he/you's a neet
what about Barberena vs Cerrone
thoughts?
>>69598087
>>69598088
OK, exotic flags. Why don't you go form a coalition or something.
I realize it wasn't a very controversial decision. Personally I didn't think it was a very good fight. They're both shitheads that, if given the choice, would run straight out of the octagon instead of fighting.
>>69598056
What height is Daniel Cormier, they say hes 5 ft 11 but honestly he looks no bigger than 5 ft 8
>>69598116
I accept nothing but Bryan Barberena vs a debuting MVP
>>69598123
I met him once...
I'm 6'0 and he was a couple inches shorter than me so you're not far off. His forehead was about up to my nose.
>>69598117
"The fight would be better if they just let eachother get hit"
i mean, i ain't arguing but why would they even risk if it they can just get outta the way
>>69598116
Cerrone by TKO in rnd 1 or 2
>>69598125
that would be hillarious
>>69598125
nah mvp meme shit won affect Barberena.thats the easy fight.we want da real shit
>>69598138
Cerrone is a known glassbody though and Barberena showed that he can absorb punishment without problems
Has Dana commented on MVP?
Who wins?
>>69598172
Ellenberger is such a shitter
>>69598172
Lellenberger via wrestlefuck
NEW Thread >>69598227
>>69598227
>>69598227
>>69598230
G-d will cut you down
>>69598245
pls no :^(
I wish i had 17 heems to spam like autism op
>>69592341
bartolo colon.tff
>>69597469
In theory yes, but afaik judges are discouraged from giving them.
A 10-10 round would mean both fighters did exactly the same in every single one of the scoring criteria
Even if one fighter did a tiny amount of damage more than the other or controlled the fight a bit better you should give them the round.
>>69597469
I'd rather just have fights scored as a whole rather than this boxing bullshit
>>69598134
I actually do believe that running is a martial art.
>why would they even risk if it they can just get outta the way
Well, there's this thing called 'fighting', and it involves zero judges and zero points. It's actually about physical dominance and not just dancing around. Google scholar might have some articles if you look around.
>>69598327
true
>>69592274
moar like 185
>>69597440
what would happen if cnn scores elections anon?
>>69601603
They would probably be more accurate than actual voting.
>>69597701
Brendan Schaub is a god among men, embrace him in your heart.
hay guise i herd u liek bump limitz
fuk u bulgaria
>>69602042
fuk u goof
fuck u bulgaria>>69602055
>>69591752
34 years is plenty of time to find out who Jethro Tull is and/or the band named after him. I have a feeling you are unintelligent
>>69602042
>>69602066
fuck u goof
>>69602079
i will heem you, be afraid kid
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