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Upcoming events:
19–20/07/16: Second qualifying round, second leg
26–27/07/16: Third qualifying round, first leg
02–03/08/16: Third qualifying round, second leg
16–17/08/16: Play-off round, first leg
23–24/08/16: Play-off round, second leg
13–14/09/16: Group stage, matchday one
27–28/09/16: Group stage, matchday two
18–19/10/16: Group stage, matchday three
01–02/11/16: Group stage, matchday four
22–23/11/16: Group stage, matchday five
06–07/12/16: Group stage, matchday six
14–15/02/17 and 21–22/02/17: Round of 16, first leg
07–08/03/17 and 14–15/03/17: Round of 16, second leg
11–12/04/17: Quarter-finals, first leg
18–19/04/17: Quarter-finals, second leg
02–03/05/17: Semi-finals, first leg
09–10/05/17: Semi-finals, second leg
03/06/17: Final (National Stadium of Wales, Cardiff)
News:
>Photos
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/photos/index.html
>History
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/history/index.html
>Bale: It's an incredible feeling http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/video/stars-of-ucl/videoid=2369541.html?autoplay=true
come on guys, react
bork
post yfw bayern-city final
schaub bless the op
LELLATOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2194UljDsA
piana
Great op, op
Just a reminder that this actually happened
shoob
>>69581197
ALL NATTY P4P GOD
>mfw whoever wins this match there is going to be an awesome final
>>69581197
>Luke 'Natty Deltoid Development' Cuckold
wtf
So what's all the mandrama about Mike Davila? He left BMAA for Marcelo's camp because he competed here?
>>69581229
My delts look like that and I'm natty, it's not hard, just takes hard work
Cummings wtf
Schaub is the best of us.
Jew Jitzoo is gay.
Bill Cooper is a motherfucker
>>69581238
post pic
They're wearing shirts to make this less gay, aren't they?
>>69581259
You wouldn't be able to appreciate it
>>69581260
It's so their sweat doesn't cause them to slip
>>69581197
>bisping becomes your middleweight champ
>sell the UFC
jeez talk about an overreaction
>>69581268
you have nothing
its not a face pic its your deltoid
talk chit get banged
>>69581271
Bisping lives in California. WME is also based out of Cali.
>trying to d'arce bill cooper
>>69581278
*yawns*
i dont' feel like it
:)
If I wanted to watch manlets roll around on the floor while a referee watches them, I'd just watch football, not EBI
>stream froze during the triangle
bloody bullshit absolute ass
>>69581318
>>69581318
same
anyone got a stream?
>I think he might have expelled some energy
learn2english, commentaryfag
>>69581324
doesnt share his stream with beggars then expects to get a stream
Geo had a rough go of it there
Hope he hits the sub on Thrill Scooper
>>69581324
https://www.findminecraft.com/video/eddie-bravo-invitational-7
Bit of commotion
Poor lad
>>69581347
come on lad don't be like that
10th Planet BTFO
>>69581354
Im watching it on fightpass kek
Shouldn't have stopped the arm triangle
>>69581347
thanks for the stream bro
Think Geo just felt cheated by that point
anyone got a working ebi stream?
>>69581238
You're on the gas
Grace looking like Bobby Lee from MadTV
I barely saw that armbar
Feel for Geo, that's something Edgy brah will have to look into
Lad vs a Lass?
>exotic loli
>>69581362
He wasn't, they shouldn't have stopped the arm triangle
>>69581238
carbon isotope ratio test bud
lets see if you're really natty
>>69581362
Agreed. Exhausted and exasperated
>I could feel the hip shifts
lol
wow a little asian boy vs little girl
>>69581370
https://www.ufc.tv/video/eddie-bravo-invitational-7
Truely the sport of king
Mizuki Inoue just keeps winning
sheem tappy
Grace was really on another level
So is Grace autistic, or...
Great job, Grace!
Don't like the replays at EBI
They just show they very end rather than the transition into it or any other spicy thing during the match
>>69581432
/robot/ confirmed.
>>69581433
kek
Bill Cooper about to BTFO of EBI
Donezo
>Bill put himself into Inside Sankaku
Well, that was a let down
There it is
Cummins 2 stronk
i wan to mizuki in her oue if you know what i mean
This guy comes into your gym and taps your coach.
What do you do?
Lucky I'm not there, Eddie
>gigantic check
20k
kek
OK lads, it's been a pleasure as always. Off to watch some TV with the wife and crash.
>>69581480
Mate you can buy a lot of things with 20k
>>69581476
Open finger jab to a mean left hook
>>69581486
that's poverty line for like a yearly income, and you have all the costs associated with training and living
how many 20k tournaments you gonna win a year?
can't believe buffer whores himself out for this
>>69581497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vxD9CDIDoY
>Watched 4 hours of rolling
Don't really know why but I enjoyed it honestly, some fun stuff
Think I'll be headed to sleep in a bit, didn't really want to be up this late but it is what it is
>>69581503
eddie living large now franchising the 10th planet brand
yfw the next EBI is on 9/11
Is this part of Eddies tower 7 master plan?
>>69581478
just pock my shit up sempai
>Bisping says Rockhold turned down Jacare in the pre-fight presser
>Bisping on UFC Now says Jacare turned it down
Do Palhares and Romero lift weights or just eat steroids for breakfast and train as usual?
Reminder that Dan will take that belt and defend it till he's 60. Sam Alvey predicts dis things.
>>69581582
but he is not Trumps VP senpai
>>69581600
you're looking at the future womens batamweight champion right there
Hey pussy, you think you can beat a jacked white boy like me?
>>69581600
daww lil roryetta
he'll make a good dad
>>69571154
does anyone know what lesnar got popped for?
is it like some bullshit advil type thing or is it some HRT-tier shit?
>>also
why the fuck doesn't USADA just announce what the fighter gets popped for?
>>69581624
I think its some advil bullshit
seen rumours that it was an anti allergy medicine/inhaler he took
>shooto japan in 3 hours
Oh boy!
>>69581650
true he fucking looked natty kept telling my moms boyfriend he was natty
just goes to show
>>69581600
He actually looks happy for once. Good for him.
>>69581600
>dont talk to me or my wife's daughter ever again!
>>69581650
why are they even testing for that,seriously if its not steroids,HGH,or EPO fuck off
>you can be banned for 2 years for caffeine
rediculous
>divegrass in my /heem/
>>69581696
*ri
>UFC on Fox
>Joanna vs. Claudia 1
Goldie[referring to Claudia's cut]: It's a pretty good gash.
Rogan: I don't think you're supposed to say that when a woman's fighting.
Which 2 people should join Chael as the main commentary team, these two idiots need to go.
Rousey vs. Cormier when?
>>69581729
Schaub
Callen
>>69581736
Thicc
>>69581519
>Edgy will interrupt every post match interview to talk about chem trails and say dude a lot
im hoping this happens
>>69581729
Rogan is a great commentator and that was a funny remark.
>>69581736
Thats the calssic "fat dress". Never seen a non fat person wear that.
>>69581729
honestly coaches should be commentating UFC events, guys who actually understand the technical and strategic aspects of MMA
zahabi, jackson, winkeljohn, etc when their fighters aren't on that card
>>69581751
Are you retarded?
>>69581761
His name is Brian Stann.
>>69581197
Oh man, seeing Mike Goldberg and Joe all fired up for the Natty Goat is pretty sick.
You can see mongoloid Mike throw up his hands at 8 seconds.
>>69581749
Rogan's striking commentary is awful
>She's sooooo technical
>reeeaaallly high level
>sooooo tight
>soooo precise
>I don't like how he's dropping his hands mike
>suuuuch advanced striking
>no wind up mike, just BOW BAM BOOM! hehnnnnggggh
>muuuuunster!
>that Filipino boxing
and that "joke" wasn't funny it was fart humor tier
What's next for him??
>>69578733
lmao
>>69581842
rehab
then book deal about fighting his demons
reborn christfag
probably motivational coach circuit
then comes back to fighting pass his prime
makes a run at HW
>>69581600
I can't imagine Rory ever having sex with a woman. He was GSP's gay cabin boy for years and is extremely autistic. Great fighter. Hope he gets dat Lellator money.
>>69581848
>HW
Isn't he like 215 walkaround?
>>69581861
damn what does it say about /heem/ if a cabin boy autistic can have a baby and we get constantly friend zone and cuck. wish i was born someone else or aborted, chicks dig douchebag alpha bro MMA fighters then nice guys who like animu and watching sports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFsyweivcsU
>>69581868
right now, but he's gonna be suspedned for at least 2 years, hes coming back in his late 20s early 30s at best, he's gonna gain mass, so he'll walk around pass 215
So Mcgregor is going back and staying in featherweight now that he's lost to Diaz twice right?
Is he still the best there or will Aldo take it back? Or can even some of the new rising stars beat him now?
>>69581878
>I've completely forgotten the word that is usually used instead of "touchbutt"
>touchbutt has replaced that word in my vocabulary
kek
what is that word again?
>>69581929
nevermind I got it.
grabass
Page vs Daley who wins?
>>69581978
Wonderboy
>>69581978
Is this a real question?
Page would literally kill that potato no ass having Aisling Daly
>>69581842
M-1 or Rizin
>>69581842
Lellator
>>69581842
prison after he kills someone while dui
>>69581842
Come back in 2-4 years and compete with the new generation of fighter.
Sup smallfries
>>69581875
meh
is the mitrione fight or daley fight worth watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98D7Ypb-Mdg
>>69582038
what did he mean by this
>>69582038
Murder gone viral
>>69582043
He wants to be the very best.
That no one ever was.
To Heem them is the ultimate test.
To Heem them is his cause.
So I'm watching this EBI shit.
Got to the little girl fight and it was a good five minutes before I realized they were both 13.
Genuinely thought they were just small grown women.
Anybody got the Daley and Mitrione heem webms?
>>69582051
Delete all your porn
>>69581229
>I only do OHP for shoulders
>why are my delts flat
do some isolation work lad
>>69582051
good fighters too. All the chick fights were legit.
Wait till you see Zoe The Cheater
>>69581197
Bisping better retire before Bisping/Rockhold 3, punished Luke with no belt and a dead father is gonna fucking murder him
>>69582068
can someone do a punished look shop with this pic
>>69581875
>chicks dig douchebag alpha bro MMA fighters then nice guys who like animu and watching sports
lol this is the quality of poster here
>>69582068
or he'll lose his next fight and start a downward spiral of depression, contemplating suicide on occasion
eventually the urge to raise a child with his caring boyfriend will give him the will he needs to carry on
>>69582057
ive only incorporated lateral raises relatively recently, we'll see what happens
Anyone got a webm of that MVP knockout?
MVP is literally Anderson Silva.
>>69582068
He won't fight Bisping again.
Bisping will now lose belt to someone from top 5, while Cuckhold gets his chin deleted for good.
Weidman, Bisping and him are no more relevant.
>>69582130
MVP is better
>>69582095
SHOOTO JAPAN ON IN 30 MINUTES!
>>69582132
>Bisping will now lose belt to someone from top 5
You mean top 13 right?
>>69582179
i only watch ufc
>>69582178
>getting KO'd by Michael fucking Bisping
>not watching everything on the UFC Fightpass Network
>>69582178
i said punished not fucking just but nice either way
also >>69578733
>>69582179
but i am le tired
>>69582203
That knockout was fucking nasty. MVP literally cracked his skull.
>>69581779
>marilyn monroe
>not fat
pick one
>>69582219
>Believing le thicc Marilyn meme
That's only what fat girls tell themselves m8
>>69582178
You got a png of that JUST hair?
>>69582179
post stream breh
>>69582265
https://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan-2
Ronda isn't fat, she's preparing herself for the new women's divisions (145, 55 and 65)
Ronday - Gabi Garcia in the UFC in 2017, you heard it here first
How do we stop this roid rage lads?
WE ARE LIVE
What was his name again?
>>69582308
Rich Piano
>>69582308
Poor Guitar
>Ywn be a black guy with an afro who enters a Japanese kickboxing tournament dressed up like Bruce Lee
Why live
>>69582308
Le previous thread man
I'm glad Matt Mitrione is doing well in Bellator. He seems like a nice guy and he can actually fight.
>>69582203
for the malpractice that is lellator
I imagine poor kos will be the next guy to fight MVP.
kos has gotten ko'd so many times. another victim of robbie lawler punches.
Is previous thread the best new meme of 2016?
>>69582348
He was beating Travis until he got eye poked to oblivion, that whole fight soured me so much
>>69582361
Of course
>>69582375
Same, man. He got fucked. When will the final hearing on his appeal happen? I hope it gets changed to a No Contest.
>>69582361
nope, short term memory, plenty of stuff could have happened this year, meme'rs can't remember what they did when
it's why most proper memes die, a dignified death, but there will always be the scott jorgonson/joe riggs memes that become disgusting, embarrassing garbage you want to retire for everyone's sake
>>69582284
Some people just want to bang
>>69582284
She's used to sambo competitions that simulate real world conditions.
>>69582406
she is trying to do real BJJ, good old GnP, best sub
>>69582389
>When will the final hearing on his appeal happen?
Didn't even know he was still appealing it honestly
>>69582389
It's happened. Unless he takes the commission to court, (which apparently he's doing), he's going to keep it on his record as a loss.
less than a week until Ngannou posting picks up again, good times
>>69582444
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/bellators-matt-mitrione-calls-travis-browne-appeal-a-sham
Seems they shot him down. Fucking cunts.
>>69582469
Is slapping legal? Slapping someone in the ear is much more devastating than punching someone in the face.
>>69582465
cant wait desu
>>69582284
holy shit where can i watch little girls do jui jitsu?
>>69582476
>Is slapping legal?
Yes.
>>69582476
In the UFC? Totally legal. Chael slapped the shit out of Anderson's ears in their first fight.
Is that Inoue commentating?
>>69582476
not sure which strikes are legal, hand blades, 2 knuckle fists, palm, slaps, thumb
i know you can't headbutt anything, think that's dumb you should be able to headbutt the body and have seen it alot in scrambles
>>69582326
kek
>>69582490
The EBI bruh. streamed on fight pass today. The girl matchs were better then some of the mens. Kids have heart
>tfw no qt Jits Loli gf
>>69582490
EBI had 3 girl fights yesterday, they were actually pretty good
Calling them "Special Fights" doesn't really help though
>>69582510
also you can't do some things to the collar bone....
I did imagine lawler going wanderlei on woodley, not on the ground, leaning against the cage, so legal, just fast steady straight front kick, joanna style but against the cage and folding woodley but landing at least 25 kicks in a short time frame and making a puddle out of him.
>>69582326
>>69582520
Yeah it's a terrible joke but it got a chuckle out of me too desu
>>69582543
that's my fetish
OH SHIT WANDERLEI IN THE CAGE!
>>69582580
AND GABI TOO!
Are gabi and wanderlei fighting in japan?!?!?!
>>69582308
Roach Panini
>>69582599
They both signed with Rizin
>>69582607
Le previous thread man
QUICK, claim your fightfu, /heem/!
How badly would MVP clown Wonderboy?
>>69582308
Ron Paizano
previous thread haha
>>69582630
I dont have any of webms of Gina or Grasso though
didn't know /heem/ was filled with pedos
Mackenzie "Thicc QT" Dern makes her debut on Friday.
>>69582724
this is 4chan you goof
>>69582724
what is a pedo to a man?
>>69582820
>>69582812
>>69582803
>>69582788
>this is unironically a ten in the """""""""""""united""""""""""" kingdom
>>69582885
>go into a bathroom to fight a guy with 4 of his friends watching
>get jumped
This is why white people are always getting snuffed by minorities in America. They have the self awareness of a toddler
>>69582917
youre assuming a lot there pal
you really think he had a choice in fighting?
good morning /heem/
>>69582630
>tfw all my Claudia pics are on the other PC
/heem/ I'm desperate for live fights
>>69583014
Shooto Japan is on now u goof
>>69583014
Isn't Shooto live rn ?
>>69583021
wyte bois btfo
>>69583018
>>69583029
Where can I watch
>>69583035
ufc.tv
>>69583035
https://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan-2
Its the third to last fight m8
>JUDO GRAND SLAM TYUMEN
>>69583121
Who is that ?
>>69583132
Ronda Rousey lookalike
>>69583132
Ronda Rousey
>>69583121
i just eye poked my wife
spicy ending
>Enson just swearing
topkek
>>69583204
what happened? i was fapping to ronda
Who /HTownOnDatBoi/?
>>69583240
some flying knees and shit. no ko tho
>>69583268
>mfw people unironically expect to win when all they want to do is hug you
>>69583121
souce please
Does Brock have the best cardio for a heavyweight? They say muscles make you gas quicker but he is 265 of muscle and his cardio is amazing. How does he do it?
Cain is skinnyfat so he can have better cardio than some muscle bound guy
you're judging brocks cardio on a 3 min fight that had little to no action where brock spent most time ontop?
>>69583452
>How does he do it?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12203902/brock-lesnar-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-anti-doping-violation
>>69583452
It's irrelevant. He's made of roids and will never fight again.
What happened to Chad Mendes? Didn't he get caught for PEDs?
What's his ban length?
>>69582885
The black guy has terrible footwork and ends up getting kicked right in the butthole for the knockdown @ 0:22
>that look in his eye
>>69583506
He didn't appeal. 2 years is the standard for first offense. Basically the end of his career. Maybe it will give his chin time to recover.
>>69583466
praying to kek that it turns out to be just the asthma medicine to see all the fighters backtrack on their snarky tweets, especially Schaub.
>>69583452
>They say muscles make you gas quicker
There is literally 0 scientific evidence supporting this.
>>69583121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU&t=0s
religion was right, porn/masturbation is bad for you
>>69583600
Shit, that's crazy
No one really seemed to even talk about it either, it just casually passed by and he's basically done for now. I didn't notice him even being upset
>>69583584
How do we get gabi and Brock enrolled into a breeding program for the UFC?
>>69583613
fatherhood is worse
id rather cuck myself than be indebted for literally 18 years + have to do all the family get together shit + all the birthday gifts + watch the girl i came in grow old and ugly and annoying
>>69583625
Fuuuug, I didn't even know
ffs I even like Mendes, too bad
What did he pop for ?
>>69583625
He posted a tweet accepting responsibility and implying it was a tainted supplement. Same thing with machida. Fighters will just dissapear from the ranks. Makes sense why Yoel, means, and presumably jones appeal for shorter sentences. 2 years is a really long time. USADA is changing the sport.
When will tainted supplements stop ruining lives lads?
Who will stop them????????
>>69582326
hehe
>tfw no rumble vs glover next week
>>69583680
it's time to go full Rogan, hunt your protein, raise your chickens, eat only stuff you find in your garden (no horses or kangaroos though)
>>69583680
Remember when Urijah said he tried caffeine for the first time like six months ago. It's a gateway drug. He's getting popped next.
>>69583701
he's like 40 fucking years old you telling me he never drank a coca cola
>>69583720
He said it during the 199 press conference. I thought it was bizarre also. He said he liked it though and would keep using it occasionally. I had never heard somebody talk about caffeine like it was a drug.
>>69583647
popped for peptide you shoot directly to the muscle you want to target i.e. do bicep curls, shoot to bicep. at least in theory. actually pretty much useless for athletic performance.
Should've just claimed tainted facial cream.
>>69583641
good goy, no more white babies
white babies are evil
>>69583949
true i should self sacrifice for some ambiguous white race that doesnt do anything for me
>>69583949
>tfw not white
>conflicted between being annoyed by cuckposting and laughing at all the bootyblasted neckbeard white nationalists on 4chan
how should I feel
>>69581197
rockhold should have stayed on his back after the first knockdown and played guard. he could have recovered but his pride got the better of him. still though, bisping finished him perfectly with those last 2-3 shots.
Realistically, how many more fights do you think Conor will have in the UFC?
>>69582917
Nice projecting, faggot.
>>69584037
2 tops
>>69584037
all of them
>>69584037
Hes smart enough to go to boxing for the real paydays
UFC is bum fights tier monetary wise compared to what draw boxers get
>>69583979
>not being white
>>69583979
Oppressed
>>69583969
>>69583641
what would your parents, grandparents and ancestors tell you if you refused to breed, you're killing your whole family that goes back to millenia
>>69584184
my dad already told me he doesnt give a fuck
if he didnt id tell him he doesnt get to dictate how i live my life
stop being oppressed by your parents/anyone, idiot
>>69584208
When did you plan to pay back your dad for 18 years of subsidized living?
>>69584176
Thank you my asian brother
Off to a Black Lives Matter march I go
>>69584239
if i choose to have a kid does he have to be my employee?
what kind of fucked up families are you guys in?
>hey baby im running low on cash let's pop out a kid and have him cover the costs of his life for us
le alpha nihilistic male
i remember when i was 18-22
>>69584294
You don't have kids to have extra money, what the heck is wrong with you?
>>69584240
>Reebok finally allows some colour
>it's arbitrarily tied to your nationality and only applicable to one of the fighters
These fucking goofs goddamn
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767913
Apologize to Brock 'The Natural' Hunt.
>>69583612
muscles don't make you gas quicker than fat, but more weight pretty much by definition means you're going to gas quicker. you use more oxygen moving.
physics, bitch.
>>69584120
The average PPV undercard boxer could beat Memegoober in a boxing match.
>>69584364
So why do the kids have to pay the parents?
What went wrong?
>>69584473
OH FUCK NO
>>69584473
tattoos
manly voice
and now getting one of those half dyke haircuts
>>69583452
there are PEDs that increase your stamina
Lance Armstrong was on them I think
>>69584037
if Diaz beats him again by not going to decision, all will be on shitting on Aldo in 15 seconds again, if that doesn't happen he is basically Fedor tier, he will have a shit ton of shit fights to boost him up if he ever recovers mentally
>>69584473
is this real
>>69584464
you either give your family an heir or pay them out, alternatively if none of it matters just blow your brains out
>>69584608
so again youre accepting youre an employee of your parents and they gave birth to you so you would pay them or supply them with kids
cool independence bra
cool agency too
lots of autonomy there
>>69584623
>lives 18 years on his father's tit
>isn't thankful for his act of kindness
>has no obligations to either pay him with love or money
dude just break your biological instinct that existed as long as your species lmao
>>69584664
you think the biological instinct is to provide for older animals in the tribe and not just get whoever pregnant?
do they have school in shitistan?
>>69584623
If you're just masturbating all the time and don't care about having a family of your own, you aren't free at all, that video I posted noted that the brain of drug users and people who masturbate behave the exact same way, in other words you're just slave of your own animal instincts, and will have problems with erectile dysfunction, and just as drugs cause, the other things in life will be less pleasurable because you're addicted to spikes of dopamine and so on.
>>69584682
but you don't want to do either you damb kant
we'll settle this in the street you fuck, show my son how it's done, dad takes the trash AGAIN
>>69584703
>>69584682
Shut the fuck up you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s_d2DAZEbE
Why is Rampage so sad?
>>69584716
>>69584703
>>69584682
Who are your favorite current UFC fighters?
>>69584788
Cain or Hunt
>>69584554
that's EPO, it's risky as fuck, I dont think bork is as much of a nutcase as armstrong
>>69584788
CLC - Cruz, Lawler and Cigano broship
Who will end this meme?
My money is on Dodson or Lineker
>tfw someone posted a webm you made
First time it's ever happened for me, thanks for the good feeling my Amerifriend :)
>>69584861
almemeda sucks
>>69584882
you should try an MMA board with screennames and upvotes
>>69584910
>he says as he makes the OP early so people can use his super special thread that he put so much effort into
>>69584788
Bisping, Rory, and Tom Lawler
>>69584037
he's fucked, he cant make 145 again, especially after putting on proper weight for Diaz, but that's where he has to go one Diaz beats him.
>>69584941
I appreciate your realistic assessment of the scenario given your flag.
If Conor beats Diaz he goes down to 155 and vacates the belt.
If Conor loses to Diaz he goes down to 145 to defend the belt.
We all agree on that?
>aussie ngannouposter so buttmad he thinks every american is me
>>69584682
>read shitpost
>look at flag
>>69584980
Conor sucks more than your mom. You're not Irish.
>>69584980
>If Conor loses to Diaz he goes down to 145 to defend the belt.
He won't go back to 145
Whats your favourite post fight interview?
>>69585034
Shiiiieeett, it is what is.
>>69585034
DON'T FEAR ME
......
Could Mackenzie submit Joanna?
>>69585034
The ones where they're still mad even though they won
>>69585082
didnt realise that she was white
>>69585126
>>69585082
Reminder that she fucks dogs
>>69585034
Conor McGregor, you've taken everything I've worked for, motherfucker!
I'ma fight your fucking ass! You know what's the real fight, the real money fight... Me! Not these clowns you've already punked at the press conference!
No one wants to see that, you know you've already beat them motherfuckers! That's the easy fight. You want the real shit, I'm right here!
>unfortunately you can't talk like that on Fox
>>69585146
more of white hat pls
>>69585163
>uncensored everywhere but the land of the free
All cuck memes aside, will he be able to make it past the first decent grappler he faces?
>>69585243
THAT FRENCHMAN HITS LIKE A TRUCK, JOE!
>>69585243
I'm not ready to find out
Give him cans pls
>>69585146
>>69585261
a glimpse of your future
>>69585243
His TDD looked good in his last fight and HW has like one or two good grapplers soooooo
Which one of you average blokes said I'm not a samurai?
hey
i'm a samurai
loled hard on this one
>There are ANY clean heavyweights
>>69585384
That's from Full Metal Jacket
>>69585034
>fuck what yall talmbout
>>69585243
Curtis Blaydes has very good wrestling and Ngannou stuffed most of his takedowns.
>>69585034
https://youtu.be/gJMPv9SUBek
>>69585389
>there are any clean athletes in the upper echelons of any professional sport
>>69585442
I heard Blaydes had a wrestling background, but I don't think he has any credentials that would make him a "very good" wrestler
Reminder that MVP is the best WW in the world.
>>69585525
>I heard Blaydes had a wrestling background, but I don't think he has any credentials that would make him a "very good" wrestler
He was a junior college wrestling champion I think. There aren't really that many grapplers in the HW division either and Ngannou seems to be improving in between fights.
>>69585034
https://youtu.be/xyDVcOY6au0
>>69585531
Not even the best WW at Lellator
>>69581231
schaub got fat
>>69585531
reminder MVP is one of bellators draws and they throw him cans on the reg, cybog santos was "the most dangerous he's faced" according to even bellators announcers and he's almost 50/50 wins.
he looks like anderson silva with longer limbs and a worse ground game
>>69585643
He's had like 11 fights and is probably getting a title shot soon
Why do MMA fans love seeing good things spoiled
>>69584941
i've been saying this for a while now, i appreciate your honest potatobro :D
>>69585664
>Why do MMA fans love seeing good things spoiled
Because we're terrible people and we do not deserve to have nice things
>>69585664
because i want to see the best fights, not the most promoted.
>>69585364
do people really think they fuck contracts because of twitter bantz?
>>69585698
Letting talent develop makes the best fights even better, you can see that right ?
>>69585702
Ask Miguel Torres
>>69585592
There certainly aren't as many as there are in other divisions, but there are some decent ones in the mid-upper echelons of the division
>>69585531
No, he is not.
Shane Carwin posts on reddit and the people love find his "shitposts" hilarious
>>69585643
Bellator doesn't care if MVP is the best possible or even the best in his division, all they care about is the highlights he produces on a regular basis
The goal of Bellator is not to show the best fight possible, the more even-talented or whatever, they know they can't compete with the UFC on that point. They want to show highlights (spicy bangers, cheeky KOs, sweet subs) or fights with old greats (Shamrock and shit)
>>69585763
Reddit and the UG love sucking off any fighters that post there, attention starved wankers
>literally caved a niggas skull in
Cybork won't even remember he's married to an ogre when he wakes up.
>>69585837
Right between the eyes
Perfect aim
Will hunt ever fight again or is he too mad at the bald one?
>>69582885
>>69583021
lol 'murica.. why would anyone want to live in that 3rd world shithole, ruled by jews, infested by niggers..
Diaz-McGregor Compufighter is Out
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xDyc6zM6oFQ
>>69585881
Hunto - Mitrione in Bellator when ?
>>69585837
he didnt even lose consciousness thats the worst part, he literally felt the pain during
plus he literally ducked into that knee
>>69585892
some kids just got shot at here for trying to collect pokemon
>>69585785
Reddit roasted Zihabi the other day. It was actually a good kek.
>>69585881
desu I wanna see Hunt vs Mitrione for the lellator HW championship
>>69585922
stay there
>>69585897
damn this is a pretty damn cool vid thanks lad
I still feel like this rematch shouldve happened later on but I'm still excited for it
>>69585897
wtf is this
>>69585034
IT EEZ WHAT IT EEZ, FUCK YALL TALKIN BOUT, HEART OF A CHAMPION, SHEEEEIT
wrap them around me
>>69585956
It's actually pretty weak compared to his others. Just another breakdown channel.
>>69585897
This is like Luke Thomas' analysis but actually good
"I'm done fighting in Vegas"
>>69585938
No thanks :)
>>69585976
She's a tip-top fightfu
>>69586096
Why would someone waste such great talent on something so unappealing to look at?
>>69586096
>>69586096
shoo shoo spooky goblin
>>69582490
The whole tournament is free on fightpass
>>69585747
That roo is obviously on the juice.
>>69586096
My medalion is pulsating.
>>69586138
>free on fight pass
>>69586117
>>69586132
is it hard going through life gay?
>>69586148
Fallout 4 is better game
>there people in this thread who unironically watch jiu jitsu tournaments
>>69585531
that's not... that's not the right MVP
>>69586120
her sister has a nicer body
>>69586148
lol
>>69586031
Firas Zihabi does breakdowns on the Tristar YouTube page. Jack Slack does write ups on Fightland. Heavy Hands podcast does analysis as well. Hopefully you won't need that cuck anymore.
so lads I have to cook for myself for the next 2 weeks
should I just eat canned beans for every dinner or should I microwave some potatoes
also why is mitrione having such a hard time with these lelaltor bums
>>69586165
Which one is she ?
The one with the blue swimsuit ?
Post favorite event posters
What is your honest opinion on Anderson Silva?
>>69586162
>Fallout 4
>Good
>Better than Witcher 3
>>69586185
>Hack Slack
he is kinda boring and pretentious
>>69586207
Very good but not GOAT. Top 5 maybe 3
how do I get past this part, fucking puzzles
>>69586185
I'm a moron, my attention span is way too short for those
I need short stuff
>>69586192
what food items do you have around your house
he isn't taking them seriously
>>69586231
what fight is this from
>>69586195
yeah
and the one closest to the camera is her sister too
>>69586218
He's definitely not perfect, but I still don't understand 4chin's hate boner for him.
>>69586240
So is the hot one beside her though
>>69582095
this is the best I can do
>>69586192
get 100g minimum of protein jfc ahmed
>>69586241
I don't hate him I just imagine him being a fedora tipper. I don't think I ever read his article top to bottom.
>>69586238
weigh in day FC
>>69586197
high art facepunching
>>69586256
yea
>>69586238
i have meat, rice, pasta and canned beans basicly
but I want something cheap and easy to prepare
>>69586263
is this english
Happy Sunday /heem. When is the next UFC event?
>>69586240
>>69586256
if JJ had tits like her blue-suited sister would she have to fight at 135?
>>69586296
30 bananas
>>69586291
>meat, rice, pasta, beans
there's a fuckton of stuff you can make with that
google something
>>69586317
23rd
>>69586319
It's not that heavy
Plus she's not having any trouble to make 115 so probably not
>>69586320
>bananas
>cheap
could you even afford that diet on an ufc fighter' salary
>>69586328
first one meant for >>69586346
>>69586346
1 kg of those suckers is like €1.30
>>69586362
m8 its like 2 euros here for a kg here
besides you get like 5 bananas for 1kg
How much can you guys bench press?
>>69586374
ga naar je locale turkse groenteboer
>>69586033
Johny is done; he'll never fight another big fight again.
>>69586380
im a bodybulderman so I can bench at least 426
>>69586380
I only work on functional strength with kettle bells and Olympic rings
>>69586397
Johny is 5'9'', could he realistically go middleweight?
Would she?
She totally would.
>>69586431
yes ilir latifi is 5'8 at lhw
hector is 5'8 was at mw
mark blunt is 5'10 at hw
>>69586431
I think he could but I feel he has a so-called bully mentality and is only comfortable fighting men much smaller than him.
>>69586486
is this real
>>69586370
poor guy had asthma since he was a kid
>>69586486
The glove doesn't even make sense....
>>69586486
>skipped the thumb
>>69586518
Not only is it real, but he is no longer my friend.
>>69584120
Conor makes more than any currently non-retired boxer.
>>69586642
Thats 100% not true
>>69582284
What did she mean by that?
>>69586518
It's pretty obviously drawn on in sharpie mang
>>69586633
is he getting paid for that? because he could, at least he would look ridiculous for a reason
>>69586669
forgot the link
http://hubpages.com/style/How-to-Tattoo-a-companys-Brand-Name-or-Logo-and-how-to-Get-Paid-from-Them
>>69584882
>tfw someone goes on a webm posting spree and posts like 15 of your webms in a row
wew
>>69586658
Yes it is. Conor makes more money than Canelo.
>>69586669
Secretly, I imagine that when people do really dumb things there's a really good reason that they've done it.
I don't think that when I see these tattoo pics. These are just plain dummies.
>>69586766
that guy did it for money
>>69586766
Brockvscain.webm
>>69586792
brockvscain.webm
>>69586734
>>69586747
>>69586758
>>69586805
>posting webms at the end of a thread
I know this pattern... HE'S GONNA POST ANOTHER PREMATURE THREAD!
Nick Diaz is literally the biggest hype job of all time. His last win was BJ Penn in 2011. Before that Daley and before that fucking Cyborg Santos. Dude is a straight up can and only has fans because he is abrasive and smokes weed. Try to prove me wrong, (hint) you can't
>>69586823
I'VE BEEN CAUGHT OH NO
>>69586831
Please tell me more.
>>69586732
>>69586197
God I love the presentation of Pride
HURRY QUICK MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE AN EVEN EARLIER THREAD
>>69586831
Diaz 1 2 5
>>69586831
What do you think of Nate tho, i like Nate waaay more then Nick
post your fightfus
>>69586880
>>69586863
>>69586850
just copied a comment from Sherdog to see the reactions
>>69586916
did they make you happy
>I care about event posters and walkouts
>>69586929
yes, (you)s are always good
>>69586824
What do I have to do to be Bisbing's son in law ?
>>69587192
marry his daughter
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