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Previous thread: >>69502137
News:
>DHK out of bout with Magny, UFC looking for replacement
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/dong-hyun-kim-out-of-ufc-202-bout-against-neil-magny-promotion-seeking-replacement
>Landon Vannata confident ahead of fight with Tony Ferguson
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/confident-ahead-of-octagon-debut-ufc-fight-night-91s-vannata-says-tony-ferguson-is-easy-to-read
>Lawler doesn't care about UFC sale
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/12/12159784/robbie-lawler-doesnt-care-about-ufc-sale-too-busy-destroying-people-mma
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQM9Afb-ZWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6Pka-lVKY
no scab first
Ironic schaubposting is still schaubposting
artem
>>69509511
Good lad adding Submission Underground, bit of an early thread though
Will Cains body hold up long enough for him to get the belt back?
Stann
Chris Avila vs. Artem Lobov
Discuss
>>69509511
maaan that roll is gangster sht
>>69509560
will he ever be president
>>69509558
Yes, he will literally be the champ even if his body breaks down 3 more times in a row
>le terrified of getting hit walk backwards for 5 rounds man
>>69509558
they will have to drag him off a plane to switzerland imo.
Ben Ngyuen is literally free money this weekend.
>inb4 retarded casuals who think they know anything because they watched Smolka sub a potato 10 months ago
Smolka only beat paddy (absolute bum) because paddy is even a shittier tier and wanted to fight on the ground.
Ngyuen will heem him.
Guarenteed win or I will reimburse you for any bets you make.
>>69509578
good shop, subtle
You're future heavyweight champion, it is what it is
>>69509578
Avila has a 73" reach apparently
Though this might help the T-rex since he's used to sparring McGregor
>>69509633
smolka will light him up and win a UD, have fun reimbursing everyone from reddit
>>69509644
i dont think so tim.nelson will destroy your dream when they get a rematch
>>69509633
I picked Smolka since he's fought better guys in the past but Ngyuen looks legit
>>69509644
sheeeeiitttttt
>>69509653
What's the Neetrex gonna do though, it's literally Nate diaz vs Mcgregor in an alternate reality
There is not a single fighter that could beat current brock
>>69509664
Be honest, have you ever watched Smolka fight? Like actually watched his fights beyond watching him live 10 months ago. I don't see how you can think Smolka has any sort of advantage on the feet.
Johny
Hendricks
>>69509644
SWANGIN' AND BANGIN'
Wow I know r/mma hates Schaub
Didn't realize this place did too
>>69509679
>>69509690
h-town in this hoe, fuck ya'll talking bout, heart of a champion, shieeeet
>>69509692
kek
>>69509692
Depends how good Avila is desu
Artem is always good for a heem in fairness to him
Who do you got, /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGw-soKHcbw
WE ARE LIVE
>>69509644
Does the black beast have asperger's?
>>69509729
Kek please tell me this is real
>>69509720
Erm, Schaub is pretty much loved by everybody here except for a few idiots. They can't even articulate what they dislike about him though so it is probably just trolling.
>>69509699
Smolka is very good.
This will be reddit man's first real test.
I think he'll win, but smolka could easily heem him.
>>69509742
hell i can't wait for hendo beat the shit out of bisping again
>>69509720
He's used here because he has a punchable face.
>>69509795
are you me
>>69509774
Based on your posts, I think you are just favoring Smolka purely because you associate Nguyen with Reddit. Smolka has an advantage only if it goes to a ground. Unfortunately, Smolka has never shown any competence in getting takedowns or wrestling. i still can't understand how you think he wins on the feet beyond "welp anything can happen in the octagon". Go watch some tape, bro.
>>69509720
I wouldn't say too many people hate Schaub here as much as it is the literal autists that spam him every thread
Brandon
>woodley getting a title shot instead of wonderboy
>70 years old hendo getting a title shot instead of jacare
>ufc botched a conor vs frankie fight which was an interesting clash of styles
"I make the fights the fans want" - Dana White
>>69509897
>ufc botched a conor vs frankie fight which was an interesting clash of styles
kek, Conor would have heemed him. Conor v Diaz is a much better fight anyway
damn stancu is a qt
>>69509897
>interesting clash of styles
In other words a boring one sided shitshow
>>69509930
I would fuck her if you know what i mean.
>>69509742
what's the point of fake weigh ins?
they took their weight this morning, this is total BS
soon they are going to find a way to stream that shit too
we'll have 2 weigh ins, 10 pre and 10 post fight press conferences, 30 vlogs per fighter each main card
>>69509897
t b h for me there is only one who is an interesting opponent for connor
his name starts with n and ends wit urmagomedov
What caught his attention?
>>69509897
>Dana makes fights
>>69509897
Come on, Wonderboy won against Rory only after Woodley vs Lawler was made.
I do wonder why they try to avoid Jacara however they can.
Who's on steroids here?
>>69509952
please explain
Chookagian looks a bit like prime Ronda
>>69509972
The Strep Throat Demon
>>69509974
Yes. Dana has to approve every fight. Silva and Shelby do the grunt work and Dana gives it the stamp of approval or a goof stamp.
Kind of disappointed that Wonderboy's win over Hendricks basically means nothing now.
>mayday gets hurt in all of fights before coming back
>lineker heems people and goes in for the kill fast
Lineker within 1.5 rounds
2ez
>>69509974
>he thinks joe silva has the final word
>60 career fights
JUST fuck my hairline up senpai
>>69510054
Not really, he fucking absolutely manhandled Hendricks almost effortlessly, no one has still done that, sure Hendricks looked like shit against Gastelum, but Gastelum never looked anywhere near as dominant as Wonderboy did
>>69509974
Silva and Shelby just match the unranked goofs to fill up the prelims
>>69510054
What do you mean?
>>69510123
Hendricks isnt even in the top 20 in the Welterweight anymore
>>69510089
>>69510104
he's 39 but the other guy is the guy who fought that meme syrian to a 2 round decision
>>69510054
Hendricks dominated Matt brown before wonderboy broke his spirit.
Who's next?
Did somebody take conors seat during this fight?
True or False:
Jones's camp won't say what he popped for because they're busy finding the right supplements to blame it on.
>>69510123
It's pretty clear that he's not the same fighter.
>>69510138
Almost a year before
>>69510159
supposedly cejudo did one time.
>>69510150
Winner of Rose/Karolina
>>69510136
>>69510166
Yes but isn´t that thanks to Wonderboy? It was probably a lot of things but I figure a first round knockout is one of the bigger reasons
is this fake weigh in now the norm?
>>69510187
Fun fact: Joanna beat Karolina by submission in an amateur fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A3elkk1UNQ
>>69510212
Hopefully, early weighins make the event better imo
>>69510208
Nah, Hendricks has gotten destroyed since his body changed mysteriously. He's the real USADA case.
>>69510241
unless the fighters decide to cut even more weight because they have more time to gain it back so they kill themselves even more and look even more like shit at the fight
is this the worst card ever?
is this the best fighter of ALL TIME?
>>69510281
He has meme footwork
>>69510253
Yeah but they have more time to recover still
The amount of fighters that do the brutal weight cuts are in the minority
>>69510281
>No mas
>>69510166
False.
Its pretty fucking inept to go with the tainted supplement excuse when you´re talking about estrogen blockers.
On another note: Who else is suspicious of Holly Holm? Her muscles seem unnatural to me. Still the best female fighter in the ufc imo.
While I don't read the threads and don't follow the sport, I must say the OPs are the best on this board.
Carry on
>>69510208
Hendricks was kill before the Wonderboy fight desu
When he missed weight and went to hospital it was orge for him
Here's a thing about being perfect. Perfect never gets truly tested. Perfect never gets to silence its critics. Perfect never gets a shot at redemption. So yeah, I'm fine not being perfect.
>>69510295
>mfw I stayed up till 7am, watched through 2 shitty Ultimate Fighter 3rd World Country Edition fights to see Honda punch a stuck in the mud accountant
>and then rogain cried
>>69510237
isnt cerrone an italian surname
>>69510298
>>69510311
*salsa music starts playing*
>>69510344
Self-affirmations are a sign of Moderate Asperger's
>>69509972
he's so goddamn perfect
>>69510336
She has a roid clit like Claudia and is also unusually muscular for a woman
Jackson-Wink has become a hotbed for juicers
>>69510432
>unusually muscular for a woman
No such thing kid.
Also she's been a boxer for ~20 years, her being muscular than all the other women is a given.
>>69510389
Maybe. Don't know any Cerrone's myself. Maybe it's Spanish. Don't think it could be french.
In Spanish Cerro means hill, so maybe it has to do with that.
>>69509729
The Gunn
>>69510463
>No such thing kid
Yeah it is, kid
>her being muscular than all the other women is a given
You're right, boxers are notorious juicers
>>69510509
>boxers are notorious juicers
Such as?
>>69510525
Oscar
>>69510525
Sugar Shame
>>69510386
>7am to watch Ronda
what do you guys think?
>>69510525
All of them? Hell in Germany they basically just gave a champion a slap on the wrist for juicing
The regulation is so fucking terrible and so blatantly corrupt, like how they allowed Floyd an unapproved IV before the Manny fight
>>69510463
>her being muscular than all the other women is a given.
Why? All the chicks have been professional fighters for the majority of their lives.
>>69510386
kekld hard
don't know how often he's mentioned the mountain lion story haha
say what you want but this guy is one of the best for me his kicks were fucking bombs
Cheeky pot noodle?
>You will never be this belt
>>69510718
Thank god
>>69510545
literally looks like a dude on the right
Joey Diaz is the funniest person ever.
America doesn't have a gun problem it has a mental health problem.
t. cuck
Nunes is an excellent grappler with powerful hands. Can Ronda beat her?
>>69510893
The only thing Ronda will fight in the next 20 years is Obesity
who you got?
Thoughts on the loser?
>>69510947
Faber.
>>69510947
I'll do a cheeky Rivera pick
He's one of the best prospects at BW imo, and Faber is old and comes from a declining camp that has been clearly impacted by USADA
>Edgar took down Aldo 3 times on 37 attempts over their two fights.
rose vs. karolina will be fight of the year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9re9SLS2IU
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>69511010
he's shit he should retire
>>69511030
WAIFUWARS!
>>69510947
Faber via guillotine
>>69510947
Jesus why would Faber take a fight against a dangerous literally who that's barely even ranked.
>>69511067
Did you get cucked by an asian girl or something
>>69511104
The only real big fight out there for him now I'd say is Silly Dilly and I don't think that's a fight either one wants. Who else can he fight?
>>69511137
There aren't really big fights for him but against a guy like Caraway, Sterling or even Dodson he could atleast headline an FS1 card or something and isn't risking a loss against someone that most (casual) fans never even heard of.
>>69510947
Surprised they didn't do TJ/Faber and give the title shot to Caraway.
how badly is woodley gonna fuck up robbie?
>>69511344
That shot would not even make Robbie Blink
>>69511344
>Betting against the Blood Orc.
>>69511391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbIXKaAVIww
robbie interview, a much more relaxed robbie too
>>69511370
>>69511391
i think you'd be surprised
>>69511510
poor kos, so many highlight reel sleepies
>>69511510
Really? You think so? I think you'd be surprised
>>69511506
The inner Orc let him free for a bit it seems
>>69511510
Fighting Kosheck during that time period was a fucking freebie
>>69511510 how is post usada woodley looking
Reminder that the true GOAT of the HW division returns in 11 Days
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHx1hXbjYLA/?taken-by=feliceherrig&hl=en
>>69511611
self respect is overrated anyway
>>69511576
>post usada
Applicable to idiots (Hendricks), cans (take your pick of the actual suspended and caught violators), and super juicers (Vitor)
Most know how to cycle correctly as is
How will Cody Pfister do tomorrow?
>>69511030
Rose-Torres was utter shit
>>69511630
Who slept Baba?
>>69511506
I don't understand his accent.
Hey Goofs,
My name is Sage, and I could heem every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting stupid ass pictures of a washed up heavyweight. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever heemed anyone? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than photoshopping Thug Rose on to Blacked.com pictures.
Don't be a goof. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a world karate champion and starter on my wrestling team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to polish skeletons"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; it is what IT IS). You are all goofs who should just heem yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>69511715
Iowa + Autism
I have an 81 inch reach, who here can challenge me in the monkey arm contest?
>His contract expires in 3 weeks
will Rogan retire?
>>69511744
>Fight companions for future PPV's
>>69511744
Probably, he sounded sad at UFC 200
He'll probably cry at 201
>>69511744
I think Nate/Goobie will be his last card.
>>69511776
Kos was shit by the time he fought Tyrone bud.
>>69511782
It's literally not going to be the same without him
>>69510843
Is that you, dad?
>>69511744
>>69511761
>>69511765
>>69511782
>>69511805
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/752481741366067200
Woodley KO's Robbie in the 2nd round with an overhand right
>>69510948
his conditioning was off, otherwise I think he would've finished the armbar
>>69511831
>Believing Dana
>>69511831
>Dana wouldn't lie
>>69511699
I had to get my cred back, somehow.
>>69509511
>7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKEl5WlDOlI
UFC on poopetual pooicde pootch
Also I completely forgot that Cowboy actually popped for diuretics at one point
Which one of you has been talking about Brendan Schaub? Own up you cheeto fingered nerds, its time for a Big Brown Beatdown™.
>>69512033
It was me. Do something about it.
>>69511893
uh, irrelevant webm much? fucking delete it.
>>69512041
*flexes muscles*
Beat it nerd, you aren't even worth my time. I have t-shirts to sell.
So what are the chances of this Lineker card turning out better than UFC 200?
>>69512061
He'll be champ any day now...
Any day now...
>>69512101
Lineker-McDonald and Smolka-Nguyen will be very spicy in my educated opinion
>A-Aldo got USDAd xD haha
Will Mexico ever recover?
>>69512195
Which Mexico? Fancy Mexico or Mexico with the poo on its flag?
>>69511776
He was so juicy, I hope we can make picks for the card after the weigh inn
>>69512217
The Mexicanon who wasted hours of his life making a collage of Aldo losing, probably at the only library in mexico which he rode his donkey to
>>69512195
I'm not sure if he got USADA'd but you are comparing 2 pics that are both post USADA
>>69512274
He either didnt get USDAd, or USDA caused him to get better like Overeem. Either way Mexico should enjoy the memes while they last because Aldo is more skilled than Conor in every way but shit talking
>>69512331
and punching
>>69510159
>le 1 fight losing streak but still champion man
>>69512364
Not really. Conors boxing is kind of predictable in that his left hand is the only useful one. His boxing got exposed as fuck against Nate, and Aldo is much craftier than Nate defensively. I dont want to compare Conor to Roy Nelson, but theyre similar in that their offensive output is heavily reliant on their power hand.
>>69512381
Heres your (You) lad
>>69512451
>Aldo is much craftier than Nate defensively
>>69511744
He'll only stay on if Ronda announces a return
>>69512440
What about Nunes
>>69512476
Can't wait for his excuses after Nate embarrasses him again
Oi need dat thurd foight yeh
>>69512508
She won her fight
>>69512508
Womens MMA and interim belts are irrelevant.
>>69511846
>lorenzo has a massive portrait of this thing on his office wall
>>69509897
>>69509897
Why can't Dana get heemed permanently, goofs?
Wish he'd just go under already.
>UFC 202 Fight Companion with Edgy Brah and Schaub
>>69512491
Its true lad. Conor is just great at making people fight his fight and lured Jose in face first. No way that happens again. Conor will need to hit Jose coming forward to win, and if Jose decides to play his counter game, Conor will have trouble landing clean.
>>69510159
>>69510159
Conrad knows his win was a fluke. He got into Aldo's head and this time a more patient Aldo will outclass him everywhere.
Even his bitch is worried.
Everyone's looking at Aldo. They know the dominant man when they see it.
It's over lads.
JDS vs Cain 2 and 3 all over again.
The meme is over.
>>69512451
his gas tank and chin got exposed at 170
he landed many more strikes than nate, who's a great striker in his own right.
he holds power in both hands and knows exactly how to use them. he's been bigging up "dat left" for years and people still haven't avoided it, so it doesn't matter that he relies on that.
aldo tends to swing wild and it works in his favor due to his speed but his iq is rather low with the hands compared to someone like conor who leads and counters beautifully and has killer instinct
>>69512675
>Conrad knows his win was a fluke
jesus christ the naysayers will never shut up will they? how much more of the FW division does he have to wipe out to gain your respect?
>>69512686
Nate landed more, and obviously did more damage aswell.
>>69512675
I don't know, Conor still has a 4 inch reach advantage and Aldo left his chin up in a lot of those exchanges with Frankie
I don't think he can play the same game against Conor like he did with Frankie, then again I wouldn't imagine that'd be his gameplan
>>69512550
He'll be a broken man lad. Even better, with the new dehydration policies since 200, he either wont be able to defend against Aldo and be doomed to fighting normal sized humans, or he'll defend against Jose as even more of a skeleton and look like Paddy Hollohan. The meme is on its death bed.
>>69511510
>>69511510
Come on man. Kos at that point was pretty much the punching bag and stepping stone for all WWs.
He was getting clocked in every fight.
>>69512721
>Mendes
Got knocked out against Frankie "BTFO" Edgar
>Aldo
Lucky punch
>>69512638
For real? UFC 189 style?
>>69512721
>wipe out division
>get title shot off Denis "Who" Siver
Pick one
>>69512734
Aldo ran into that punch.
Conor couldn't finish a broken leg Holloway.
Took him forever to finish a gassed Mendes.
He doesn't do one shot KO power. Only when his opponent runs in.
Aldo will evade all night and light it up.
>>69512721
He's done. It's over. The meme will be gone soon.
Screencap this friendo.
Match will turn into Cain vs JDS 2 and 3.
Aldo will liquidate that potato gypsy.
>>69512675
I dont think Conor thinks its a fluke as he has tremendous self belief but I do agree Aldo is a better fighter then Conor. Aldo knew Conor was going pressure him like he does to everyone so he wanted to get off first to keep him on the back foot. Though of course Conor is also a fantastic counter puncher and caught aldo. It happens. Conor deserved that win but I still think more often then not Aldo beats him.
>>69512817
Aldo ran in because he was too Brazilian that night and decided to punch with his ego.
Even his head coach was being a cunt.
>Aldo kill him with one punch
Yeah tell your fighter that.
He's improved too much now. Made Frankie look like a fool. God damn, that's impressive.
How do I heem my autism and into is normAL?
Going through my /heem/ folder. Lots of gems in here.
Lads, on the one hand, we get Dana for five more years.
But on the other hand, we only get to have Dana for 5 more years.
I don't know how to feel about that. 5 years can go so fast.
>>69512847
Casuals think Frankie sucks now, even though hes the best he's ever been. I genuinely think theyre worried since they just got forced to acknowledge how fucking good Jose is. Conor wouldnt have stuffed a single one of Frankies 11 takedown attempts.
>>69512847
> that was impressive
lol, 5 rounds of point fighting. Sitting duck against McGregor.
>>69512812
>broken leg holloway
conor had the "broken leg"
>forever to finish mendes
2 rounds long time eh?
>doesn't have one shot power
tell that to poirier who collapsed like a ragdoll standing flat footed
>this fight is gonna be like x fight!
casual fucking idiot making stupid comparisons
and i'm not even saying he'll win. he's just legit, he's the fucking champ and you my friend are fucking retarded
p.s. the aldo KO exchange would have happened sooner or later. thats exactly how aldo strikes and its conors style to sneak in punches and have super fast reflexes. 13 seconds or second round, it is how that fight plays.
>>69512847
>>69512936
Yeah Aldo just has Frankies number. Frankie is a decent combination boxer but not as good as everyone says he is and his footwork is actually pretty predictable. His main advantage over most people is mixing his boxing and his wrestling and beating people up from the top. Good fucking like doing that against Jose Aldo.
>>69512936
>he's the best he's ever been
lol wrong. christ the absolute faggots hyping frankie "the wrong answer" edgar up before this fight went down grinded my gears.
>>69512960
Inb4 Conor doesnt land a single straight left on Aldo next time
>>69512960
>LOL
He's reaching this hard.
It's over mang. Aldo is a monster and that monster won't give a shit about what Conrad "Quick Tap" McGregor will say to him.
>>69512936
Honestly Frankie';s one of the best. He had a good run.
>>69513023
he wont.
Too busy missing and getting lit up by Hueman Scarman
Aldo will lose because his ego will keep it standing. He wants to outbox Conor. He should kick his legs out and use his wrestling to get it to the ground. He won't. He'll go sleep.
Frankie lost because also fought like a bitch and ran most the fight. Hue needs to get a dog.
>mfw conor heems nate at ufc 202
>>69513264
Reminder that Edgar covered much more distance than Aldo.
Who ya got /heem/?
>>69509980
Because they don't want yet ANOTHER roided up to the gills Brazilian who can't speak a leak of English and can't sell shit as a champ.
He'd fucking decimate Bisbong too.
Now don't misunderstand me, I don't think Jacare is good at all, but he'd eat Bisbong for breakfast.
>>69513313
Aldo is good at being a bitch
>>69513325
Joss Whedon vs. Jason Mantzoukas?
>>69513313
Frankie almost traveled a full 800 more feet than Aldo despite Aldo backpedaling most of the fight. I dont know how that was physically possible.
>>69513325
Am I supposed to recognize these people?
>>69513249
>>69513249
How can you say that?
Seems like he learned from that fight and look at his fight with Frankie.
He became more defensive and patient. The last fight was a bit closer but this one had no doubts that Aldo outclassed Frankie.
His patience is the most important part here.
>>69513377
Why was Frankie bleeding like a bitch then?
This man walks up to you in a club, slaps your ass and asks if you are ready to get pfisted?
How do you respond?
>>69512986
dick stomper was DQed for that I hope?
>>69513413
I just don't told you how I can say that. Keeping it standing for 5 rounds against a KO artist is full retard. Aldo's hubris will be his downfall. It won't come as early if he doesn't want to engage and get countered, but Edgar still landed almost as many punches as he did. Conor would put him to sleep with any one of them.
It sucks because I fully believe Aldo is the better fighter.
>>69513469
That's actually from a league where nut shots are fair game for KOs. They actually go for them more often than head strikes.
Thoughts on the new CEO Ari "The only labor Groids can do is manual" Emmanuel?
>>69513527
Seems like he and Dana will get along swimmingly ;^)
>>69513167
>>69512812
>>69512675
>>69512847
How much of an Aldo nuthugger in denial do you have to be?
He deleted his fucking chin. There's no "fluke" win in MMA. You win or you lose. Conor dusted the FW division, keep bringing up Siver as if his other wins count for nothing. Especially wins over Aldo, Mendes, Porier and Holloway. He isn't a can crusher.
Your hatred for the guy is just so deep seethed you can't see reality anymore.
He'll lose against normal sized human beings any day of the week, anyone on WW would fucking decimate him. Lawler would eat his heart, Rory would wrestlefuck him into the shadow realm, Wonderboy would dust his chin, Nate already BTFO him and most likely will again.
But when he's fighting other manlets, he's 100% gonna dust them.
Learn to deal with it, friend. Aldo got murdered 8 months ago, why haven't you come to terms with it?
>>69513325
Holy fuck Josh became Jesus
I got my boy Josh Samman
>>69513461
I shoot him
>>69513274
>conor heems nate
>>69513372
Bisping beats Jacare standing up, Jacare just has to hope he either can KO Bisping with his power or wrestle him to the ground (not easy)
>>69513560
>autist hue hating spaniard still going after getting BTFO twice on Saturday
>You know, the first thing people are taught when someone is getting an armbar on them is obviously to hold on tight, and to be able to turn the thumb," Northcutt told FOX Sports. "So, you don't want that thumb straight up and down because you don't want to snap your elbow, or anything with your bicep or anything like that. So, doing that first, that was the most important thing."
>>69513560
Man I would love to see Lawler vs McGregor.
>>69513640
>Liking roided up monkeys running around the ring for another decade
Yeah, what's there not to love? Kys.
>BTFO twice
You must have me confused, you little mongrel. I bet on Aldo winning against Frankie and only got the Bulldyke steamrolling Miesha wrong.
>>69513686
>Wanting to see a 12 second fight
For what purpose, freundt? Lawler would annihilate him.
>>69513560
Aldo is just a sensitive mental midget like all hues that's not used to the culture of banter, but now that all that shit is out the way Aldo is going to make Conor look just as silly as he did Frankie except Conor will try to distract from the fact that he's getting worked just like he did in the Mendes fight.
>>69513760
>after timers
>>69513686
What kind of a sick person wants to see death in the octagon.... Even I don't dislike Conor that much
Give me some roid clit photos please
>>69513760
I agree that Lawler would probably fuck him up but I can see McGregor firing back. He does walk around at 170 so he´s can give Lawler something to work with.
I miss the old tale of the tape desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAeAke4R2U
>>69513781
>>69513791
>Delusional Aldo nuthuggers
>>69513918
Yeah, but Lawler isn't a FW. As in, the amount of damage Conrad can deliver would probably never even faze him.
Agreed, he fought a Diaz chin, but IIRC Lawler's only been KO'd once in his career.
How do you see the Woodley fight going?
do u guys really believe conor only cuts 23 lbs?
he obviously cut down to 168 for the nate fight, i reckon he walks around at ~180 lbs
>>69513957
>retarded spanish autists
>>69513951
It was dope but the new one is pretty hype. One of my favourite things added since rebook, even though the ld one was cool.
>>69513972
I reckon you're a dumb cunt
>>69513918
>he´s can give Lawler something to work with.he´s can give Lawler something to work with.
lol
>>69513686
Lawler is 5'11. Nobody under 6 feet beats McGregor.
>>69513951
That cage weight info is interesting. Hope they bring that back
>>69513972
He's probably 170
>>69513781
> Aldo will jab, pivot and backpedal for a 5 round point fighting decision fest against McGregor.
>>69513951
Is that a testosterone:estrogen ratio?? wtf
>>69514010
>/fit/ memes
>>69513991
SHOOK.
>>69513957
>it's a 3rd world house negro tries to prop himself up by disparaging other equally 3rd world 3rd worlders with seething irrational rage episode
>>69513686
>got fucked up by a bloated lightweight coming off a vacation from Cabo
It'd be a mercy for Lawler to kill him.
I'd rather Conor die from poverty and obscurity. He'll do a Coleman one day.
>>69514073
Precisely what I'm talking about :)
Who will my girl fight next?
>>69513560
>wasting this much energy to protect his man crush McGregor
Cabo Nate already showed him the exit. This time he'll kick him out and Aldo will bury him for good.
>>69514081
He's literally incapable of having a single conversation on here without completely sperging out, he has actual autism. Every single time he posts he derails the entire thread
>>69513957
Like I said Lawler or any top Welterweight will take McGregor out but as far Welterweights go I don´t see Lawler remaining champion for too long. He has been through some wars and also he isn´t as dominating as some people make him out to be.
I still think he will win against Woodley but after that Wonderboy will knock him out.
>>69514081
>Smug image reaction
>Incoherent Americuck babble dipped in equal parts arrogance and autism
>No attempt whatsoever at a civilised discussion
Walking stereotype alright. Settle down, Cletus.
>>69514103
>Feeling this threatened by me
>>69514127
If you bothered to read the rest of the post.
But I guess that's a little too much for you, isn't it?
>>69514130
>Being this obsessed with me
Wew.
>>69514122
She should fight Joanna next if she can make weight but they are probably gonna give it to the winner of Rose vs Karolina.
>>69510718
I bet it smells of fishfingers
>>69514081
Notice how he's just shitposting nonstop, replying to every single person not even trying to talk like a normal person
Literal unironic autism
>>69514169
Unless Lawler drags Wonderboy into a brawl (which he probably won't because Thomson is too smart for that), it's game over for him.
Doubt there's anyone who can outstrike Memeboy in his element. I mean, hell, the only one I gave a shot at beating him was Rory and we all know how that went. He beat my boy into a humiliating loss.
Anybody watch Kovalev-Chilemba? Andre Ward would embarrass the Krusher that showed up.
>>69514169
I know it's crazy considering how good he has looked (Thompson) but as long as Woddley didn't get USADAd (doubt it) I think he is more of a threat to Lawler than Wonderboy. Wonderboy has a suspect chin and Jake showed you can get on the inside and drop him, and Robbie is great at that,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7lIZL97peQ
He will reply to this because he is that autistic, it literally doesn't matter, he is desperate for someone to actually directly talk to him
>>69514178
I like Rose, but after the Torres fight I really want her to continue to develop for a minute. I think WSW has a lot of talent, but it's biggest problem is that Joanna is fighting so often that none of them have time to develop. I think Jojo at TriStar has a good shot.
>>69509511
>DHK out of bout with Magny, UFC looking for replacement
LOMBARD REMATCH
>>69514299
I like it desu
>>69514212
>humiliating loss
Yeah I didn´t understand what Rorys gameplan was. He didn´t use his jab, he didn´t try to take him down enough times. He seemed unwilling to risk anything imo.
Man welterweight is getting interesting. If wonderboy gets the belt he will need to work on his groundgame really hard.
>>69514299
Favorite promo dumping?
This was a pretty weak headliner but fuck this advertisement got me hype.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-METWPiP01M
>>69514254
Woodleys body does look suspicious.
>suspect chin
its true we didn´t get to see wonderboys chin get tested but he has an undefeated kickboxing record and has improved a lot since that matt brown loss.
>>69514398
My boy maia might actually have a chance! Actually no I pick wonderboy over Maia tbqh
>>69514398
>Lawler beats Woodley
>Maia subs Condit
>Wonderboy gets next title shot
>Beats Lawler by UD
>Maia gets first shot
>Subs Thompson, wins belt
cap this
>>69514398
I think his unwillingness came from being too wary of his nose.
Like we saw, his nose did get busted during the fight and he kept breaking it during training.
His takedown attempts were next to none, except for that leg roll he tried he only tried to TDs IIRC. Wish he'd get his shit together because he's my boy and I want him to avenge his loss against Wonderboy since he fucked up against Lawler (even if they give us one of the best matches I've seen).
50 dollars and a flask of crown
>>69514468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TizLjqv6OUw
Easily up there
>>69514349
It's something different and actually very fitting, I think it's a great promo desu
>>69514308
damn bro he is balls deep in your head bro
hope you're charging rent
Wanderlei Silva will always be my boy
>>69514468
noice
>>69514299
reminds me of incy wincy spider for anderson comeback promo vs nick
>>69514605
>Le no defense meme
>>69514468
A lot of the promos for Conor vs Aldo were great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY_xD58kJhA
>>69514642
>i can't let you get that close
>>69514605
I wish I could do a good Wanderlei impression like Joe. It kills me every time he does it.
>>69514592
Nice proxy, autismo. Didn't realize I had you so shook
>>69514590
>>69514648
Both are pretty solid.
Here is another one of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbOykGNyehA
>>69514554
>IIRC
He is still young and has big potential. Maybe going to Bellator after a long layoff would give him a chance to get his shit together. Right now he needs a long break.
saw this and could not help but cap it
calderwood bunda MIA
>>69514706
He's one of the top fighters in his division, there's no reason to go off to Bellator just because
>>69514468
Georges St Pierre flipped
out tonight
Wtf, he hasn't even fought Nate yet!?
He better hope he doesn't get the shit kicked out of him again
>>69514776
Obviously fake but you almost made me check
>>69514704
Kek
>>69514592
Leave the sperg be, lad. He can't help it.
>>69514706
Did he renew his contract? Or is he a free agent now?
Don't forget he's been fighting for 10 years, since he was 16. That's a long career for someone his age.
>>69514825
>literally replying yourself
Pathetic
>>69514742
He obviously was unsatisfied with the treatment that the ufc gave him. If done right going to bellator would up his stock and give him a chance to regroup.
whats with the gaggle of fucking psychos on heem lately
>>69514714
compare to this from same weigh in
>>69514846
>Being obsessed with me
Christ, you're sad.
>>69514468
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ptmf1
I always thought this was one of their most clever promos. Must have taken a lot of work to put together. Also a really catchy song.
>>69514868
There's no benefit of going to Bellator, all it does is just ruin his stock and waste away potential physical peak years fighting mostly cans
He just needs nose surgery and he should be fine, he either isn't good enough to be champ or he is, I don't think Bellator does anything to change that
>>69514714
Fightfu ruined
>>69514906
>as he replies to me for literally no reason
>as he literally only stopped after being called out for being a lonely autist
Watch you only not reply again out of spite, aspie
>>69514936
literal hank hill butt
>>69514883
>lately
has jojo finally turned the corner?
she's gotta be the next contender for jj right?
When people get into internet fights they always think they're the winner, but really they're always a loser ;^)
>>69514883
Ignore them, lad. A group of uneducated casuals just waltzed in, after 202 when Goober's done it'll clear out.
>>69514999
Depends. Maybe her performance at 125 was just because she was healthier or maybe she has flipped that mental switch. Have to wait till she gets another fight at 115
>>69514997
Shut up before is shut you up
>>69514999
joanna makes jojo's striking look like dog shit
and she's bigger
>>69515003
really makes u think
>>69515018
>ignore me lad
>>69514825
No news on MacDonalds contract.
Yeah the fact that he fought Condit when he was 20 is fucking crazy. Maybe he should have been built up a little bit longer before being thrown into the top 15.
Is anybody else fucking sad about Jon Jones ending his career. I just rewatched his fight against Shogun and he is just on another level. Why must he be such a retard outside the octagon?
>You now remember the McGregor lottery of 2016
>>69514910
you know i always used to enjoy the music for this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pFues0BJw
could never get it out of my head
>>69515055
>Still replying to me
Do it again, autist. Go ahead, prove again you're a massive sperg who has an e-crush on me.
>>69515073
>No news
Fuck's sake, it's always shit I really care about that gets done behind closed doors.
>ending his career
Wait, it's officially over? Just watched bits of the Rogan podcast with Sonnen. Fuck me if the latter doesn't bring some insight into this whole thing. Especially as a guy who was caught juicing himself.
>tfw i could heem every here
>>69515151
You aren't stopping my power double. Be VERY careful.
>>69515151
i would body you kid
This is precisely what I'm talking about again, literally cannot stop
Just a turbo-autist that literally cannot stop, and will only stop when called out for it, then he just regurgitates the most cookie-cutter bullshit to try and make it look like he isn't a complete and utter autist
Who do you think Chael is talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFf8uWsKe1Q
>>69515113
>Jon Jones
It´s basically over. He will sit out two years and I don´t see him coming back. And Jones is not known for reasonable behaviour outside the octagon.
>>69515186
Ronda.
>>69515175
nah m8 i got a triple double, you aint got no chance kiddo
>>69515177
i dont' fight fags who will lay on me and dryhump me to a decision m9
>>69510159
Aldo did a good job even with the young gorilla that close to him
>>69515223
you have no say in the matter
>>69510159
Was he just standing like that the whole fight? Is he autistic?
>>69515264
i think he was just really fucking high bro
>>69515236
come at me bro
>>69515190
That's a fucking bummer.
>DC will never get his revenge
He said he won't wait around for Jones, so that's basically the end of it. He'll probably retire in the mean time.
I was never a big buff of Jon's, but his coked up fights were fucking insane. Opening with a knee against Shogun, a veteran of Pride for the championship at his age was fucking bonkers.
>>69514933
IF they pay him more then maybe.
Not the first time a fighter left the UFC and came back on a tear.
Robbie Lawler did that and look at him now.
Different story but considering most of the champs are from Strikeforce and Dana "The eternal goof and clown" White was shitting on those guys before they came and wiped his "UFC calibre" talent.
>>69512222
Suprised no one noticed my cheeky quints
>>69515264
The night before he was coaching Joanna from the crowd.
He was also jumping around in the background of Lesnar/Hunt.
>>69515299
Quads*
>>69515299
>gets a double double
>quints
checkem
>>69515264
It's fear lad.
He knows Aldo is better than ever and he's losing to Nate again then Aldo will permanently heem him
>>69515186
A fighter from 2005-2007 that received notable low blow
>>69515334
>Aldo is better than ever
Not at all, just sidestepped out of a fighter fighting in a straight line, even then he left his chin out multiple times
Not an impressive performance from Aldo-Edgar, it confirmed my suspicions that Conor would beat both of them again, purely from reach advantage alone
>>69515334
You seem to be overly impressed with Aldo's jab and backpedal garbage for some reason.
>>69515449
But Jack Slack said Aldo did something that every great boxer does
>>69515264
>>69515334
it was staged for a photo op to use in a promo
>The UFC unironically believed making Tate vs. Nunes the headliner would attract women/normie buys.
>>69515675
Well it attracted me so it got at least one new female fan
>>69515693
How much did 200 cost in the US?
Fuck, I just realized chinkies lost their UFC bid. Fuck.
China has been pretty good at unintentionally helping the West uncuck themselves so far. This is a shame.
>>69515710
59,99
Cruz is on snapchat playing in his backyard by himself..how do we get him friends?
>>69515720
L M A O
Fucking nerd
>>69515710
60 bucks for standard
70 for HD
>>69515693
https://twitter.com/ZPGIFs/status/753029317995683841
>>69515720
>he tells his anonymous internet """friends""""
Lmao @ ur life
Get some perspective dork
>>69515710
it was free, same as it is everywhere
>>69515766
>"Nothing bad was happening, she just likes to take her time"
I fucking hate Bryan Caraway
>>69515710
It cost me $179.99. I bought it on multiple platforms just in case one of them failed. Didn't need up needing two of them but still worth the sense of security.
>>69515720
I'd move to Cali to be his friend.
I've got rid of everything that I ever held dear anyway, all I have left is my money, closest friends and training. I'd ditch all of it to be BFFs with my permaboy Cruz.
>>69515720
He has friends
>>69515850
>>69515850
>being proud of fucking a groupie with fake tits
Man, why?
>>69514906
>obsessed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIZEaUP0vno
>>69514605
he looks like an abbie from wayward pines
>>69515926
Whys he so aggressive?
>>69515926
fuck'n goofs BTFO
>>69515823
dude is throwing up the ug hand sign btw
i knew they were realer mma fans than we are
>>69515899
Maybe you should calm down with the bants Preben, before things get out of hand.
With UFC being sold does that mean the end of the reebok deal?
>>69516020
gohan won that one desu
>>69516056
classic aussie shit posting
*posts russell coight webm*
>>69516020
you're trump-tier cuck if you think Dana's tweets are good, anything to get validation from a alpha male
Do you think the UFC is worth 4 billion? Imagine if you got 4 billion to start up a new MMA organization. Don't you think you could easily create an organization bigger than the UFC for that amount of money? You could literally just buy all the big fighters out of their contracts.
>>69516184
Beta detected.
>>69516201
maybe
no
u idiot
>>69516126
>>69516184
it's a tweet jack ass
>>69516201
how much is infinity fight pass subs worth tho?
>>69516270
Your opinion = wgaf
>>69516288
It was an honest quetsion, guy. You should find a better role model than some bald boston small-time mobster on twitter.
Fresh TFATK with Chael Sonnen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWJP0rI31ms&feature=youtu.be
Who is the fiercest fighter in the UFC? My vote goes to Robbie Lawler.
>>69516386
Brock Lesnar
>>69516400
Brock wrestlefucked Mark Hunt his last fight. You would never see Robbie do that.
>>69516490
BEST OF ALL TIMES
>>69516335
>role model
lmao
>>69516601
>he doesn't idolize Dana
fuk u goof
The fight I'd like to see most in MMA today
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Jose Aldo
>>69516601
It's like I can smell the burgers when I imagine you laughing.
Fuck brb gonna vomit.
>>69516369
Worth listening to? Chael on JRE was pretty good
>>69516685
>listening to scoob and caulden
>>69516685
Yes
Post fighters you want to see sustain career-ending injuries
I'll start
>>69516781
"none, you weirdo"
>>69515306
Conor is a true fight fan, like below all the macho shit talk he really just loves fighting and watching fights.
Like you can tell by how he got so invested on TUF even though he said he wasn't going to, guy just genuinely loves the sport.
>Bisping
>Henderson
>Middleweight title
>2016
>>69516647
Which one
>>69516888
meant to be a reply to >>69516807
>>69516886
I think Bisping will kill Hendo in the rematch.
I also thinik Bong will make a logo out of it.
>>69516914
Any sane person thinks that.
>>69516914
>>69516946
Hendo still has insane knockout power, it's not a foregone conclusion like everyone seems to think
>>69516647
They're both my boys. I don't want them to fight my lad.
I want Khabib vs Alvarez now. They said Nurmy will never have fans but he's a pretty popular guy now and probably has more people interacting with him in social media than most of the people in his division.
Plus Khabib's a damn good analyst. His predictions are on point.
>>69516946
Well thank you for validating my feelings then.
>>69516974
Only retarded people would think that. Not one single fighter in the UFC would consider Henderson a fight without high risk.
>>69516020
>>69516020
Geezus. Dana is such a pitful insecure omega male.
Guy wants to be a fighter so bad but doesn't have the balls or ability to do so.
He'll probably heem himself if he gets fired.
>>69516807
Damn how the fuck did Arlovski slim down to 145. Thats crazy
>>69516987
I think we might get Khabib/Cerrone next honestly
Cerrone already shittalked Khabib before and now he's got his little beef with DC that's going on, maybe they do that. There was a case for Khabib getting a title shot next over the fact he beat the current champ at the time, but now Alvarez holds the belt and Khabib isn't getting a title shot off a victory over Horcher.
If it does happen I think it'll be interesting, Khabib has had a few breaks and hasn't been in the octagon long since his injury, so it sort of remains to be seen if he's as dominant as before
>>69517068
Khabib would smash Cowgoof bad.
Would be great if Khabib was more active now before DC and Cain ruin him with injuries.
Future LW champ coming through.
>>69517091
>that choker
>>69517091
this is a really unflattering picture of her
>>69517128
I'll Poke your Mom and have a Go at you if you know what I mean
>>69517128
If I hear one more thing about pokemon go I'm gonna fucking permaheem somebody
>>69517091
>>69517116
she has tiny body
>>69517171
here have a megan
>>69517091
She's a workout freak. I would penetrate her roughly, there would be choking, slapping, spanking and spitting involved. Including insults in my native language that she wouldn't understand.
>>69517097
I hope so, Khabib is my boy but Cerrone has looked impressive recently.
Sure RDA absolutely mauled him but after that he's bounced back alright. I really don't think it's as one sided as you seem to think, especially given the rust Khabib likely still has
>>69517224
>a dude from fucking Norway trying to act tough
>>69517091
BROWNED
>>69517326
>Canada
FACE THE PAIN
FACE THE PAIN
RIP HIM INTO PIECES!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69517336
I'm not typing it but you'll think it anyway
>>69517224
Would this be before or after surrendering to the Nazis?
>>69517336
>>69517381
i like the gif of hunt putting his arm around her
letting benavidez know what is really up if push comes to shove
RIP LINEKER
IN HUMAN HISTORY
>>69517396
We lasted longer than the french.
>>69517420
what happened
>>69517422
not once in a lifetime
once EVER
>>69517435
wow congrats whew you guys must be tough norway sounds so scary
>>69517439
SHE'S CHANGING SPORTS MIKE
>>69513325
yes for gay jesus
>>69517436
it's not what happened but what WILL happen
NEW THREAD BOYS
>>69517468
>>69517468
>>69517468
>>69517326
>>69517377
You both are little spoiled faggots.
>>69516490
delete this
>>69517450
We had to kill swedes.
You are a country solely because the brits didn't want you anymore.
>>69517485
>>69517485
NEW
>>69517472
did you have to grease up to get your pants on this morning
>>69517471
>>69517496
Certified goofs.
Someone else will have to heem this thread
>>69517396
>>69517396
KEKEKEK
>>69514169
>>69514212
LAWLER WILL TKO WONDERBOY
GUARANTEED 1000%
SCREENCAP THIS
>>69510559
Manny lost clearly get over it
Good job you fucking morons.
Wait until the 500 limit.
We cannot get banished to /asp/
Good.
Stop making early threads.
why do u fuckfaces treat cain as if he never existed and was never a champ or even talk about him at all?
>>69518881
What the fuck are you even talking about
>>69509511
BYE THREAD
>>69518894
are you fucking illiterate i clearly said what i mean in that post
>>69518930
Shut your mouth when you talk to me like that
Friendly heeminder
>>69518993
im a fuckin samurai
Anyone else follow Nick Diaz on snapchat?
To think this guy was an anti-social autist.
He goes to clubs every single night.
>>69519102
Yeah Nick's SC is retarded follow Krazy Horse Bennett instead
@felony352
>>69518993
literally public trip is public
>>69509511
Great thread, gents.
NATTY GOAT
>>69519155
Army man is the real NATTY GOAT and he beat britbong's ass
Surprised nobody jumped at the opportunity to make a new thread just now.
Anyone can get it. Go for it. The world is yours!
>>69519172
This is it mate. It's the end.
/heem/ dies with (You)
Is jon jones the real deal or was he that good because of PEDs?
