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Previous thread: >>69494103
News:
>DC on Cerrone calling him a fag
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/11/12152996/daniel-cormier-fires-back-at-donald-cerrone-over-ufc-200-criticism
>UFC FN 90 salaries
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/11/12150632/ufc-fight-night-90-salaries-rafael-dos-anjos-leads-payroll-with
schaub
early thread autist is BACK!
>>69502137
Thank you for your service.
black beast in this hoe, h-town, getting that mula nigga shieeeet
>>69502137
Making Browne fight people who are actually talented is basically manslaughter
>>69502172
you're welcome pal
Referee Herb Dean has called a stop to this contest at 4 minutes 59 seconds of the very first round, declaring the winner by TKO
AND NEW MCGREGORWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
CONOR MCGREGOR
Choi vs Goob
Who wins and how
>>69502233
Goobs via submission
>>69502233
Goob via skateboard under him
>>69502232
>VERY
>FIRST
so insulting
>>69502233
Choi via bored face murder right hand
Choi then makes the Vulcan sign for peace and beams out back to Korea
McGregor stutters
>Der can umm only be humble in defeat
>Ay wuss naught efficient with muh energy
>>69502239
>>69502239
Let's be serious for a sec though.
Choi did pretty fucking well against a guy that had a string of sub victories.
I mean tavares subbed the human blanket that is Guida.
>>69502233
>its a meme fighter get hyped up after knocking out a couple of unranked opponents episode
Is Brett Okamoto the patrician MMA journalist?
>>69502361
No your just a weeb
Good morning lads
What's next for Ronda?
How would Nate do against someone like Neil Magny at MW?
>>69502376
Arby's
>>69502376
>Marina
hnnnngggggg
>>69502376
liposuction
>>69502306
Hardly counts, Guida dove into his guillotine
anyway I don't know, Choi is such a mystery right now since he always KOs guy in the first
would love to see that fight though
FW has some good prospects right now
Bektic
Yair
Ortega
Choi
Conor failed as a boxer
Nearly killed himself to fight at 145
Gets wrecked by Nate "The Vegan Cuck" Diaz
>>69502379
Magny would either get 1-2'd to death or it would be a spicy roller
Don't think Magny would be able to get a sub, but maybe he'd be able to win a decision off of control
Not sure desu
We'll never see that fight though, Diaz only wants money fights now
>>69502441
>failed as a boxer
source? sounds to me like he just liked MMA better, and why wouldn't you
>>69502427
What happened to Bektic anyways
He got injured initially, but he should have had plenty of time to recover by now
>>69502137
That fight got me so hard
>>69502376
>Multiple empty toothpaste tubes
>Ronda not brushing
>absolutely disgusting
Is Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub the most successful MMA fighter outside the octagon? He is a self made multimillionaire, a t-shirt mogul and one half of the one of the most popular podcasts in the world.
>>69502379
Magny would make Nate come to him and pick him apart with leg kicks and strikes to the body, winning a comfortable UD
>>69502472
not too sure, I hope he comes back soon, maybe on the Hamburg card
>>69502467
>and why wouldn't you
Because even someone unspectacular like Amir "Glass Chin" Khan got £9 million to get heemed by Saul Alvarez. There's a lot more money in Boxing than MMA.
>>69502467
>it's a nationalism deletes objectivity post
Why isn't the UFC hyping Doo-ho Choi up more?
Guy is on a 3 first round KO streak in the UFC and on a 13 fight win streak at 15-1.
By this point in his career (15-2), McGregor was heading towards #5 Poirier.
>>69502562
He can't speak English
>>69502483
Ronda is more successful but Schaub is way more likable and intelligent
>>69502442
I don't know m8, Nate has failed to beat the best LWs and WWs he's fought, so fighting a killer like Magny at 185 is a tall order. Magny thrives in spicy bangers and is no joke on the ground either. Even if Nate was motivated it's a difficult ask.
>>69502483
brock
>>69502512
There's a lot more money in banking than MMA too
>>69502562
McGregor was dominating known quantities. Choi is still fighting literally whos
>>69502601
And like the initial poster's point, not everyone is good at being a banker just like not everyone's a good boxer.
Is this man a true warrior-poet?
>>69502635
And not everyone who has the potential to be good at banking wants to be a banker
>Dustin Poorier getting stopped in the 1st by Conor
Fucking pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdEwvypiBc
name a worse voice
>>69502690
actually would, with the black hair
>>69502657
him and rogan talking about guns was embarrassing
>>69502690
generic yank bimbo voice.
>>69502669
>Jose "muh 10 year undefeated streak" Aldo getting stopped in the 1st by Conor McGregor
>>69502233
he has a ton of potential, but far from top 5 atm
>>69502718
>yank
literally cringed
>>69502709
Because you disagreed?
>>69502233
he's going nowhere
>>69502628
Choi vs Siver for the next title shot?
>>69502746
dude you should make it like a driving test
dude the government should know what drugs your on
dude you grow up with guns in the country that's why there is no gun crime there
were they deliberately being obtuse and hypocritical?
>>69502758
lets see Choi KO a top 5 guy in 1 round before we feed him to Siver m8
>>69502628
Thiago Tavares has been a known quantity since 2007 guy
>>69502396
good taste
Man I've got to say how impressed I was by mexiCain literally toying with browne
just watched it again and it was even better than the first time
>>69502771
I have no strong opinions either way on your country's gun laws but it seems to me somewhat prudent to have a bit more control on who gets to buy what.
>>69502808
a known shitter
>>69502778
I'd rather he fought T City or Jeremy Stephens
should edgar drop to flyweight and kill johnson?
>34C
>have to mown the lawn
I'm prepared to die
Is there a better all-around fight than Henderson-Cerrone I in the WEC?
>>69503027
Try living in Florida during the summer lad
>>69502897
I like both of those ideas to be honest. Somebody call Joe Silva
>>69502897
Miles Jury would be a good step up
>>69503037
bruh I don't even live on the coast, anywhere in Florida is 2 hours away from the beach
>>69503109
Where you at? I'm flying down there in a week to drink myself into a coma every day and lay in the sun. (Split)
>>69503150
are you in your 70s?
>>69503150
[/spoiler]late 20's, 30 soon pls hold me its getting dark[/spoiler]
>>69503150
Zagreb suburbs, I'm just a poor white boy and I'm jacked
>>69503238
Come down and we'll have a spicy banger.
[spoiler]bear in mind im 30 foot tall and 700 pounds[/spoiler]
>>69503236
>>69503279
/sp/ really doesnt like spoilers does it
>>69503279
see you in there in this octagon
>>69503301
Spoilers don't work on this board, for some retarded reason
Anyone else remember when Dan Hardy utterly shitter shattered Marcus Davis by calling him a plastic paddy then beat the shit out of him?
>>69503417
>calling him a plastic paddy
wow, thats really offensive. hope the got fined
>>69503417
>shitter shattered
kek
Dan Hardy is my fucking boy. A great shame he got that heart bullshit. In his prime he'd have a good shot at beating current Lawler.
>>69503457
>A great shame he got that heart bullshit
Worst thing is that it doesn't even affect him. Doctors in England told him he'd be able to fight like he used to with no problems whatsoever. American doctors won't license him despite it, so he can't fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsdpvAYpjo0&feature=youtu.be
Firas post-fight analysis of Hunt/Bork
Zingano is still my boy!
Will Connor ever fight at eating disorder weight again or is he too much of a big guy now?
>>69503557
I can't fathom how badly that cut is going to hurt him now that he's filled out so much to 168lbs. He probably won't want to risk it.
>>69503557
He'll diet down and fight Aldo exactly once.
I reckon if he wins at 202 he wont go back and start thinking about the surrendering the belt
What would be the most surprising upset that's likely to actually get booked?
My boy and his boy
>>69503764
Reis-Johnson
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bsdpvAYpjo0
Zahabi is such a cuck for point fighting.
>>69503764
Joanna-Jojo
>>69502859
Browne isn't good. Not sure Cain would even beat JDS at this point.
>>69503918
jds isnt far off from browne m8
>>69503918
Cain did look good, his jab was nice, the wheel kick required levels of athleticism that I wasn't sure he still had, but yeah, Browne is basically a giant punching bag, once he got hit hard once you could tell he wanted out.
>>69503959
plus cain was coming off a back surgery
Reminder that Schaub would a Big Brown Beatdown™ on Lesnar if they ever fought.
>>69503945
>I want everybody to know how retarded I am
Noted m8
>>69503764
Bisping - Hendo
First they came for Burt Watson, and I did not speak out
Then they came for Stitch Durant, and I did not speak out
Then they came for Ariel Helwani, and I did not speak out
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
Has the ufc world recovered after one of their top guys got obliterated by a wwe actor?
>>69503764
Shevchenko beating holm
>>69502512
Khan is a good boxer though. He just has a shit chin and isn't defensively sound enough to get away with it. Conor would get BTFO in a boxing ring. I'd rather see him in Glroy.
>>69504090
>top guys
Oh so we're pretending now?
>>69504118
I've got money on that. Shevchenko has nearly as good a record in kickboxing as Wonderboy.
>>69504145
Her ground game is decent too
>>69504145
Holm is the most overrated fighter in the UFC. She had 1 amazing performance against somebody with the worst gameplan of all time.
>>69504176
so holm was hesitant and poor in her early uc fights, if shev has been the same, but is literally superior to holm in any of their matching skills, she very well could win
is there any br fighter still relevant?
>>69504251
Nunes you momo
>le walking backwards for 5 rounds man
Odds of Cain fighting again in the next year without a devastating injury?
Michael McDonald vs. John Lineker
Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
Tim Boetsch vs. Josh Samman
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk
Kyle Noke vs. Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka vs. Ben Nguyen
Joanna Jedrzejczyk hits as hard as a _________
>>69504293
Linneker
Ferg
Samman
Omie
Noke
Nguyen
>>69504323
Deal with USADA
>>69504293
McDonald
Ferguson
Samman
Olynyk
Noke
Nguyen
You have twenty second to name a promo more emotional and watchable than this one (Holm/Rousey)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bV_oN7yDz0
[spoiler]You can't[/spoiler]
>>69504399
What happened to the Ronda Rousey revolution?
>>69504293
Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Noke
Ben 10
>>69504399
>getting a fake Herb Dean
made me kek
>>69504430
Too much torque on the axle.
>>69504399
https://youtu.be/6uq8WBN7YDY
Has ronda ever attended a press conference after getting blown out?
Jon Jones, no matter where you cum boy I'm sucking!
>>69504465
lol
>>69504080
>First they came for Burt Watson, and I did not speak out
>Then they came for Stitch Durant, and I did not speak out
>Then they came for me, Ariel Helwani, and I convinced everyone to support the most unethical journalist in MMA history.
Zuffa's tired of this shit. I hope the Chinese bury him in Vegas or liquidate everything and professional MMA is destroyed by the hands of a single Jewish man and his Reddit army.
>>69504533
>le get heemed in 13 seconds man
>>69504533
>aldo literally runs for the whole fight
I guess mcgoobs didnt joke when he said aldo went runnin
>>69504533
>losing to baldo
>twice
frankie needs to retire
>>69504560
Frankie's face got damaged on its own :^)
>>69504558
>Le lost to a journeyman who got 10 days notice meme
>>69504519
Nope. By the time her jaw was fixed up she was never out of Mcdonalds
>mfw Jon actually hid under the ring for 8 hours when USADA wanted to test him
>>69504556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNjOizcKROo
>>69504556
>the Chinese
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
they're based out of california
>>69504593
who said that (i'm asking unironically i know people have been posting about it for awhile now)
>>69504599
wow what a shit way to treat the best MMA journalist in the business
>>69504583
Isnt that a fighters obligation though? Why does she think she is above that?
>Travis Browne got a vasectomy to ensure that Honda will never return to the cage to die against Holm
o7
>>69504616
Chael told that story on JRE.
>>69504622
Fighters skip post-fight pressers to go to the hospital all the time when they've been KTFO with a broken jaw.
>>69504622
She is the most important warrior since Julius Caesar. Give her a break fs
>>69504632
>>69504616
It's been going around for years, though. Joe certainly knew about beforehand; he prompted Shael to tell the story.
lmao
>>69504653
Any other fighter would have congratulated the opponent on the win and then stated how determined they are to come back and prove themselves. What she did was pathetic.
>>69504653
hopefully her career ends similarly
>>69504702
thicc
give me a woman like that over skin and bones any day
>>69504702
>after the fight of a life time ive been busy
>>69504702
kek hahahahaha i've been saying it for over a year now rhonda will never ever get down to bantamweight ever again
>>69504702
kek!
>>69504709
Her MMA career is finished.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKD3B7WKFYY
>what did he mean by this?
>>69504709
Stabbed to death with insulin shots
>Guys Ronda Rousey sucks and is fat hahaha
Who heem's him in his first fight at MW?
>>69504702
This is shooped r-right?
>>69504742
Is that you
>>69504742
Travis please leave.
>>69504742
Come on, lad, let it go. Time for a new waifu
>>69504746
mousasi unironically
>>69504742
if i was paid literally millions to fight people and stay on weight you know what i'd do
throw it all away and eat ice cream like ronda
>>69504746
Thiago Santos
>>69504776
If youve already made millions then why not?
>>69504797
She becam a DNB
>>69504776
She's never been as close to missing weight as Miesha was.
>>69504776
She probably makes more sitting on her ass doing appearances than fighting anyway. Her jewish overlords are very influential, and even more now they have brought the UFC. Next we will have Amy Schummer and Jennifer Lawrence doing quipful promos and interviews for the company.
What went wrong?
>>69504808
Fug
>>69504746
Lombard
>>69504808
What happens if tiny bikini fails off to take them to proper weight? are they allowed to give themselves a quick enema?
>>69504808
is she going to fix her nose?
>>69504808
meisha has to loose more weight because she has fake tits so it evens out
>>69504797
see>>69504806
>>69504811
because her legacy is forever tarnished she lost spat the dummy and literally turned to food for comfort instead of getting back into the gym and winning her title back
>>69504874
>loose
>I'VE GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER, A FIGHTER, DANCING THROUGH THE FIRE CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR
>>69504848
I thought this is the average american family
>>69504702
>DAMN, RONDA ROUSEY LOOKS LIKE THAT??
>>69504832
You can give yourself an enema if you want; bad idea, you'd retain water.
As long as what you're doing doesn't involve substances on the USADA list, nobody cares.
>>69504874
>meisha has to loose more weight because she has fake tits so it evens out
Does she actually? If thats true, it speaks volumes about her dedication that she would waste so much weight on vanity that wont help her in a fight
>>69504887
no, darker
>>69504874
>meisha has to loose more weight because she has fake tits so it evens out
The only reason that the first WMMA division in the UFC was bantamweight was that Rousey is too fat to cut to flyweight.
How badly would Schaub mess up post USADA Jones?
>>69504907
she's a woman what do you expect?
>>69504907
Dont be stupid, plastic tits are way less dense than real tits.
I swear to god, /heem/ is filled with fat virgins
>>69504933
what are you a plastic surgeon?
>>69504933
Show me an anorexic bird with big, real tittys mate.
>>69504887
Do you think Caitlin preps Kris' Bull?
>>69504933
>this post
>this flag
huezil would be an expert on this since your women are big on plastic surgery
>>69504948
No, I've touched some boobs, and I'm not ignorant/oblivious.
Silicon is plastic. Low density Tits are basically fat and glands. Fat is water. Water is very dense. Do the math.
>>69504915
es tan alto, y hermoso como el infierno, es tan malo, pero lo hace tan bein, puerdo ver el final, a medida qu comienza, di que me recordaras de pie en un bonta vestida
>>69504988
but there is more silicon in meisha's tits than there is tit meat in rondas or any other bantamweight besides that hot bitch from strikeforce
>>69504988
also what do fake tits feel like i've never touched any in my life?
>>69504971
It's common sense really.
Media whores all have fake tits
But yeah, some of my students have boob Jobs. Pic related. Hottest woman I've met. Sorry about the quality.
>>69504323
Joanna may have won the battle, but Claudia won the war
>>69505060
>that face
>>69504323
British Middleweight
>>69505048
Like a thick bag of watery gel.
Which it's what it is in truth.
>>69505089
Do you think Pat Barry paid her father to lay the groundwork for him?
Would anybody tap to this? Why is Russia so corrupt?
>>69505116
interesting does feeling it feel weird or does it make your dick hard? your among friends you can be frank
>>69505079
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHvw7Zuj4AN/
>>69505079
is this some Trudeau kind of logic joke?
>>69505145
Can I still be Garth?
>>69505144
looks kinda comfy
>>69505060
>my students
what do you teach?
>>69505079
>thenightflyer
my sides
>>69505145
Like diamonds.
>>69505161
If I licked her cheek I'd gain five pounds of muscle.
>>69505161
>Does your leg hurt?
>>69505185
awesome
>>69505144
>tfw no sambo gyms near me
>only a bunch of mexican jiujitsu gyms taught by some bluebelt manlet goofs
>>69505162
If you kill your enemies, they win
>>69505201
yes thats the quote i was thinking of
>>69505162
I mean joanna won vs claud but team tranny swept the tuf
>>69505178
I'm a professor at a local private University.
>>69504933
it's not between big natty tits and big fake tits, it's between big fake tits and small natty tits.
big fake tits weigh more than small tits, and no amount of dieting/low bf will make them weigh less
>>69505210
honestly I didnt think all the things he said were real but then it turned out to be real
it looked like he was joking or something but he was actually serious which blew my mind
I cant grasp the fact that someone voted for him
>>69505213
>honda housey's bigotry means that we will never see Fallon Fox destroying """"""""""natural""""""""" womyn in the UFC
>>69505213
>Anybody watches or cares about TUF
>>69505161
women shouldn't have such bad singing voices
>>69505261
it's 2016, why wouldn't people vote for him?
>>69505254
It depends.
Let's say plastic density is 0.3 and water is 1.
A size 2 natural would weight the same as a size 6 plastic boob.
Why is Brock Lesnar such a bully?
>>69505335
Brock Lesnar isn't a bully, other people are just foolish. Brock Lesnar does what Brock Lesnar wants, let's make that clear right now.
>>69505278
LET IT GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU
>>69505359
wew, 2 qt 4 me
![7b6186d7994cc0201ecb50b6d2de7e27[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TTcqi9p.jpg "7b6186d7994cc0201ecb50b6d2de7e27[1]")
whats the chance of Bork Laser being natty
>>69505353
I'm just catching up on 200 just now. He manhandled Hunt like he an Action Man, then had the class to give the troops a shout out
What do you think of this guy?
>>69505384
Watch the post-fight presser, he's so fucking charismatic it's ridiculous.
>>69505393
midget with gyno
>>69505393
he's improved recently
but for years he made a lot of match ups just so his cash cows could keep growing
>>69505393
Farms his job out to a room full of monkeys.
>>69505393
5'11''
i'm a best matchmaker than him
but ufc hasn't signed me on yet
>>69505393
the real aplha male, can fuck your life up by giving it bad matchups
>>69505403
Ill check it out after i see Tate get torn to tatters. Lesnar is the only guy in the whole event who came out to a decent song
>>69504293
Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Noke
Smolka
>>69505403
yeah Brock is very charismatic which is surprising because I don't think he barely says a word in WWE and has Heyman do it for him. Brock is just naturally a likeable guy IMO
is Josh 'Jesus' Samman natty lads?
what did she mean by this?
>>69504533
He's at the top of his game again, GOOBER VS ALDO 2
Someone explain to me how Tate got rekt so fucking hard, so quickly
>Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
>Landon Vannata
who?
>>69505568
>balding
he's on that jesus juice, lads.
>>69505576
she has to wear baggy clothes now to hide her fat?
>>69505597
that video is old as fuck
>>69505585
She's shit and always has been, and Nunes has the new juice that USADA can't detect yet.
>>69505585
She is a slow starter whilst Nunes is a very fast starter (who then tends to gas if she doesn't finish). Nunes also has the superior stand up.
>>69505592
A decent prospect, 8-0 trains at Jackson-Wink, short notice replacement. Its a Khabib v Horcher situation.
>>69505585
no heart
>>69505611
HORCHER VS VANNATA WHEN
>There's unironically a card tomorrow
>>69505625
Horcher was in a really bad motorcycle accident not long ago
>>69505383
zero
>>69505667
shit
>>69505650
Sheeeeeeeit, it is what it is.
>>69505585
ineffective hypnotherapy
>>69505757
>you will get finished in the first round
>when i snap my fingers, your eyes will open and you will be awake
>>69503918
Cain fucking annihilated JDS twice already
that fight should not happen again
>>69505650
The timing is perfect for the French.
>>69505607
Nunes appears clean alls I know is that dyke can BANG
>>69502657
nah, he's just annoying now
>>69505393
Literally has the easiest job ever
>>69504293
McDonald
Ferguson
Boetsch
Oliynyk
Noke
Nguyen
>>69505667
He should have been more careful
>>69504533
I honestly think there was a payoff here. He never threw a single punch or kick with any power.
>>69505585
Same way Aldo did. You get sloppy and let in a single hard shot and it's game over. It doesn't necessarily mean she was less skilled.
>>69506161
>he's so talented
>>69506161
you thin you're funny? you are just a cheeto fingered nerd, you wouldn't know greatness if it slapped you in the face
>>69506189
*slap*
More /Aldo/ lads
Reminder that there are thin-skinned pussies on /heem/ that will report you for using cuss words.
DC reallly is a whiny bitch for talking shit on Cerrone. Cerrone is more of a fighter than DC will ever be.
>>69506225
DC would BLACK cerrone for 25 min if they ever fought, kys c u c k
>>69506225
Cerrone is an inbred hick that comes from a rich family. He's about as non-cowboy as you can get, honestly. He'll never hold a UFC title and he would LITERALLY never be able to beat DC
>>69506251
DC is a fatfuck who missed weight at the OLYMPICS. How many times has Cerrone missed weight?
>>69506282
You little DC bitchboys really are pathetic. His fight with Anderson was the worst fight of the night.
>He's about as non-cowboy as you can get, honestly.
Except he rides bulls, stupid.
Reminder Cerrone himself is a proven cheat and tested positive for PEDs back in the WEC days.
Cerrone:
>stand and bang exciting fighting style
>fan favorite
>straight shooter, speaks his mind
>takes care of his grandma
DC:
>boring lay and pray, wall and stall fighting style
>only liked by loser /r/mma types
>reads from a teleprompter
>let his daughter die
>>69506212
So sick of judges scoring effective striking and grappling over charging at your opponent tbqhwyf
>>69506225
Oh we're cussing now?
199 really was the best card.
>>69505393
I'll give him his due, he's set up some amazing fight pass fights over the last 3-4 events.
Nothing but finishes amd mad brawls.
>>69505268
JUSTin Timberlake
>>69505964
He still has to go to the weigh-ins and pretend to be Lorenzo's friend
>>69506212
>thinking aldo is bigger in the 2nd pic
>not seeing how much closer aldo is to the camera in the 2nd pic
JUST look at the fence gaps goofus he was exactly the same size
I still havent watched the first three main card fight from 200. It took two days to download via torrent.
>>69506282
he also has a glass body
>>69506519
What the heck? Sort your life.
>>69506484
I post that pic to show the similarities m8, im a huge Aldo fan
How will Bilyal Makov do in the UFC?
>>69502137
Why is there no mention of Submission Undergound in the OP?
Being serious, it's potential spicy roller tier
>>69506624
when is it happening and is it free?
>>69506542
The sad thing is I probably wont get around to watching it today cause I'm gonna be out catching pokemon
>>69506647
i think its this weekend and its only free to people who are subscribed to the website
>>69506647
This Sunday, Sonnen was talking about it on JRE. You have to pay and I doubt there'll be a free stream
>>69506676
Nevermind, your a f*g.
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>69505568
wish i could grow long hair but it just turns into an afro
>>69504533
Also is agood of a boxer as he is a kickboxer
>>69505667
I thought Dana made a rule forbidding fighters from riding donorcycles?
#freewarmachine
>>69506887
said no one ever
>>69506863
Did you read that in a comment on /r/mma?
>>69506887
Where's war machine serving time, anyway?
Jason Miller got arrested, a couple days ago, but it looks like he's out on bail
http://www.latimes.com/socal/daily-pilot/news/tn-dpt-me-miller-arrest-20160711-story.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ONYzPqhlgo
>>69506887
are you that psycho bitch who stalker roger huerta and moved on to war machine?
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/War-Machine-and-his-stalker:1945303
>>69506982
yes
Georges....
>>69506863
But Cain and DC use Harley Davidsons to train? Right?
>>69506849
He is unironically more skilled than Conor in every way.
>>69507034
let me succ on that frenchie dick
>>69507073
not at counter punching
>>69506060
Tell that frankies bloodied face. Not his failt frankie is unheemable
>People are defending DC for putting on his worst performance ever
>>69506939
http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/10/8/3472208/new-ufc-contracts-will-ban-fighters-from-many-dangerous-activities
>>69506611
What's his record in MMA
>>69507225
Cool 4 year old article full of speculation and hearsay, bro.
>>69507264
There is no need to be confrontational.
>>69507221
>people attacking people defending dc beating the goat who only has one legit loss in the UFC which was against his nightmare matchup michael bisping
side note im so happy the bisping anderson fight finally happened and went exactly how it would have several years ago
>>69507126
or at mind games
Why is The Chris so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=gd6_-YLvXSY&app=desktop
>>69507250
0-0
he is supposed to debut after he competes at the Olympics
>>69507305
0/10
#GAThlete
>>69507203
I think he was payed to get punched in the face and not hit Aldo back. Any time he threw something, it was with zero power. That makes no sense. UFC is trying to set up McGregor Aldo 2. This was his masterful comeback against the next best guy in the division to show that he's got his stuff back. This was the narrative they try to set up the whole time.
Watch it again, you'll see.
>>69507316
BASED
>>69507336
Disappointed that Aaron Pico isn't transitioning to MMA until the next Olympics. He's already training from what I remember.
>>69507336
I picture him as being the next Ruslan Magomedov
I don't doubt he'll at least make it into the top 15
>>69507353
that looks like a giant turkey on his back
>>69507360
0/10
>>69507404
Magomedov is a striker though, Makhov is an Olympic caliber wrestler. UFC is signing a lot of HW prospects which is nice to see.
>>69506611
>UFC
Not in the USADA era m8. Russian wrestlers are walking injection sites. He'll tear through M-1.
>>69507360
>trans karate fans
>>69507472
He already signed to UFC though and if he can pass Olympic testing then he should pass USADA too.
>>69507467
I meant the next Ruslan Magomedov in terms of his success in the sport desu
>>69507485
Anymore
Anymore
anymore
anymore
anymore
anymore
but the edgar-aldo match was closer than people are saying it was, edgar wasn't getting dominated the entire time by any means
>>69502137
post more news jackass
Is he still your boy?
https://youtu.be/gd6_-YLvXSY
>>69507527
ofcourse
>>69507486
Russian testing is a shit show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgyqAD5Z6_A
>>69507523
fuk u goof
DC talks shit on a veteran fan favorite and then wonders why he gets boo'd at press conference. Such an unaware clown.
>>69507527
>mfw somebody joins the team
Whats the biggest mma bet you've ever won
I just won $150 from nunes
>>69507561
youre not a real fight fan. please go away and never post again
>>69507415
he ignorantly replied before going to watch it again.
Look at the leg kicks. No power, no hip rotation. Even the takedown attempts were pitiful. He keeps his head up and lets Aldo control his head on purpose so he could get what looks like an impressive slap down of a takedown attempt.
The whole narrative going in was what was his psychological state going to be, was he going to be his old dominant self, or was he going to be a broken little bitch boy. If Aldo had had a tough time, or worse, lost, it would take away their perfect Aldo McGregor 2 fight.
Or maybe Frankie is really just that bad. It's like a 50/50 shot imo.
>>69507576
i won 500 on holly ronda. made 300 on a nate diaz meisha parlay. also 300 on werdum beating cain.
>>69507590
0/10
>>69507576
bet $100 on Bork winning a decision, won $450.
>>69507520
Aldo was up in strikes every round but two of them, yet he looked fine and Frankies face was fucked. Based on Frankie fans' own logic, which usually places volume over everything else, Aldo still won easily.
Aldo dominated, but he did it in his usual style of doing enough to win and not taking unnecessary chances
>>69507576
$20 to win $75 on Nate over Conor
I also bet on TJ when he upset Renan but I only put $5 on him.
>>69507360
>Any time he threw something, it was with zero power. That makes no sense.
Never seen an Edgar fight before?
>>69507577
Hate to break it to you, little DC bitchboy, but I'm the realest fight fan on this board.
>>69507576
i had 50 to win 350 nunes r1 so i won 300 i guess, biggest single bet win so far.
>>69507590
Frankie would unironically wrestlefuck Conor, and the fact potato fans think he sucks cause he lost to Aldo is casual af. Aldo is just based.
So who failed their post fight drug test?
Jones fans (people like me):
>earn good money and can afford to take trips to Vegas for high profile events like 194
>have IRL friends to watch PPVs with either at home or at a bar
>cheer for the real fighters like Jones and the Diaz Bros
>have been following the sport for a while and can tell you what the Ion prelims were
>mature enough to party with a little coke here and there
DC fans:
>poor, have to pirate every card
>watch alone on the computer and post in gamethreads on reddit and /sp/
>cheer for faggots with faggot fighting style like DC and Machida
>just started following the sport in the past year or two
>cowards that don't even smoke crack
>>69506278
Stop crying
>>69507610
Do you bet on the underdog every time?
>>69507751
Bork.
>>69507788
Not worth betting otherwise tbqh. Risk/reward is all out of whack.
Holly/Schevchenko has stupid odds laid because Holly fucked up Ronda so badly, bet the house on Schevchenko.
>>69507812
yeah but what chance does shevchenko have really, Holly is still a munnsterr on the feet. You think she can submit her?
>>69507576
I got a tip on Shogun when he fought Corey Anderson. Made $562, you can imagine I was sweating bullets when it went to the judges.
http://fightstate.com/jon-jones-hid-under-the-octagon-at-his-gym-for-8-hours-to-avoid-drug-test/
8 hours is high level dedication
>>69507835
>Holly is still a munnsterr on the feet
Holly is a decision machine, and Schevchenko is 56-4 in kickboxing matches. You cannot possibly tell me that Schevchenko is being priced correctly by Vegas.
>>69507835
She showed decent grappling in her 2 UFC fights. She the only one who can stand with her as well
>>69507893
the odds i have are shevchenko at +320, i just put some money on that. I bet it will get a lot closer by next week especially after what happened at 200.
>>69507835
holly lost to raquel pennington
she's a can/gatekeeper
she's a buster douglas
>>69507893
>being a "decision machine" makes you bad at striking
>>69507920
>GSP lost to Matt Serra, what a can
>>69507984
wrong way round buddy
ronda is gsp and holly is serra
I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE
>>69507958
She's not bad at striking, she's just not a powerful striker. Ronda is an extreme outlier in that Ronda kept walking into her jab.
Kyle Noke is free money tomorrow night.
Absolute lock.
>>69508031
No WBW is a powerful striker, but not having power doesn't make you not a munnnster on the feet
Cruz isn't a knockout artist, but nobody has ever managed to beat him on the feet
anybody have any ufc stories? I'll share some of mine if you guys do.
>go to weigh ins
>meet goldie
>ask him if he can sign my tickets
>says "of course where are they?"
>I say "the ones you've got in your pocket for me right"
>"hahaha, good one. i wish that were the case."
I have better ones if you guys contribute.
>>69508079
Has he ever fought a black guy?
>>69508106
Demetrious Johnson, and he won the fight 50-45
>>69508081
>dude weed lmao
what did you mean by this
>>69508133
I mean a real black guy. DJ is like 40% white.
>>69508115
>go to weigh ins
>meet jones
>ask him if he can sign my estrogen blockers
>says "of course where are they?"
>I say "the ones you've go in your pocket for me right"
>"hahaha, good one. i wish that were the case."
>>69508079
Holly is a good fighter. I'm not saying she isn't. She's just ludicrously overrated because she's the only person who can beat Rousey at bantamweight.
Ronda couldn't shoot because her hips were fucked from years of Judo and Holly was powerful enough to fuck Ronda in the clinch, and her style of striking was perfect for fucking up Ronda's face.
Hell, Holly might win. IDK. But Schevchenko at +320 is fucking ridiculous.
Who /hypeforEBI/ here? Isnt it next week? Post picks to win.
Eddie cummings gonna cum on everyone's heels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBusCYqI8ac
>>69508085
>go to weigh ins
>meet rogan
>ask him if he can sign my hemp paper
>says "of course where is it?"
>I say "the one you've got in your pocket for me right"
>"hahaha, good one. that is in fact the case."
Listening to JRE, is it still the case that USADA don't have to show any ID when testing? That's insane
>>69506212
Steroid junkie, nobody gets USADA deported and then spills the piss sample if they're clean
1 hour to weigh ins
>>69508315
All professional athletes are on steroids
>>69508341
*tips*
>>69508322
sweatingfather.png
>>69508341
Even Nick Diaz?
>>69508081
>my boy
>>69508081
this fucker is never fighting again
>>69508106
i wanna see him fight dodson
Dong Huyn Kim out of UFC 202 fight vs Neil Magny
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/dong-hyun-kim-out-of-ufc-202-bout-against-neil-magny-promotion-seeking-replacement
I guess they will get Gunnar since both Conor and Artem are already on the card?
>>69508081
>that guy clearly juiced to the gills under the punching bag
lmao, this fucking gym is compromised
>>69508433
ugh, stun gun the dark horse of WW set back again.
>>69508447
ODDS ON HOLLY POPPING BEFORE JULY 30
>>69508081
>It's the devil's fault I didn't do nuthin
he never learns
Will Jon Jones ever get his dick together
I'll be sad if DC never gets to succ
>>69508447
Do all steroid users get that distended gut?
>>69508500
DC would destroy him. He has the best lay on top in the UFC
>>69508500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0
>>69507765
Not mad at it
>>69508052
Didn't he get wobbled last fight?
>>69507747
aaldo was much, much bigger then frankie, frankie would look like a small child against mcgregor. ultimately it's all up to the diaz fight now, if he somehow wins, he'll dump the 145 belt and go after alverez, or maybe promise to defend it after he wins the lw belt, but make no mistake he doesnt want anything to do with that 145 weight cut ever again, so beating diaz is so fucking important to him, because if he loses that's the only thing he can do.
Wew check out pfister since he went vegan
>>69508170
She couldn't even beat Ronda normally, but Ronda got cocky and thought she would try to stand and punch with a former champion boxer instead of getting the submission. If she had just fought smarter she could have won.
>>69508579
Frankie held a belt and has had a lot more success at a higher weight than Conor or Aldo
Frankie would embarrass Conor.
>>69508617
You forgot to shoop the JUST hair on
>>69508433
i wonder if it will be better for magny to move up to mw, ww is really stacked desu. hes almost as tall and has just about the same reach as jon, so crazy that he competes 2 classes down.
>>69508651
She didnt know how to close the distance
I think she experiences the same troubles against most experienced strikers
>>69508617
>unironically being a vegan
lmao
>>69508691
He is doing well at WW though
i lost my job today can someone please permaheem me?
UFC 200 was the most disappointing thing since adulthood.
>>69508738
Blown out by brocks dominance?
Why are estrogen blockers banned? Do they actually do anything to enhance performance?
>>69508691
He's 10-1 the last 2,5 years at welterweight he would be crazy to move divisions. WW has less people close to a title shot than MW as well.
>>69508789
That wasnt the only thing
>>69508789
Nypa
>>69508723
so did i, you should only perma heem yourself if it was a good job
>>69504293
Michael "The Eagle" McDonald
Ferguson
Samman
Omielańczuk
Noke
Smolka
>>69508789
Roiders use them when cycling off.
>>69508651
>still posting this
Rewatch the fight. Ronda tried to take things to the ground every chance she had.
>>69508766
Brock's win was one of the few highlights. But even then, yeah he was dominant but in a pretty boring fashion since Hunt can't be knocked out.
>>69504293
Ty for editing the pick i forgot into my original
Call me ;)
>>69508834
it was. im only 23 but i was planning on making it my career and i could've retired at 43 if everything went as planned
>>69508789
they're used to cycle off roids, it'd be a hell of a fluke to "accidentally" take them
Reminder this exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbgvFFsjpoo
>>69508721
>>69508807
he is but he hasn't really faced any of the top 5 guys yet other than maia who tapped him out even lombard almost heemed him. top 10 mw are filled with old guys and usada'd big names, also he doesn't have to cut that much.
i do see what you guys are saying though, i just wonder if his full potential is being drained by the cut
>>69508934
What field did you work in
>>69508872
Not every chance, I think at least initially she thought she could stand and bang with Holly and once that failed then yeah, she was trying to close in on her but Holly fought well enough to keep her distance and eventually finish her off
>>69508955
I wouldn't give him a better chance to beat Bisping, Rockhold, Romero, Weidman or Jacare either. Would be stupid tto change weight classes after being on a great run.
>>69508997
i worked at UPS. also forgot pic on the last comment it's me young and comfy
>>69508954
These TMZ videos are just cancer..
>Ronda
JUST
>>69509038
wait a minute
sage doesn't work at ups
>>69509037
yeah i guess youre right, it is what it is. i think he'll end up at 185 eventually though.
>>69509070
>Tate
JUST
>>69508955
Right now I only think he´s behing Woodley, Wonderboy and the winner of Maia v. Condit to get the next title shot. If he's patient and keeps performing like he does he probably get's a shot within a year and a half - he's relatively young so that isn't too bad
.
"UFC 200 was a mistake"
What did he mean by this?
>>69509099
>selling out to Pokemon
>>69509037
Not to mention that if you can make WW, you're probably significantly smaller than anybody who fights at MW.
>>69509112
you meant that you're a retard
>>69509077
Well, Mr. Anonymous sir it's not really me haha.
>>69509129
>lying on the internet
>>69509104
>Magny-Gastelum 2
>Magny-Woodley
>Magny-Loser of Maia vs Condit
>Title shot
rich piano on tosh.0 right now
>>69509190
not saying this is a path for Magny to follow btw, just a list of ideas for him
>>69509200
>watching Tosh.0
hello 15 year old
>>69509231
Makes sense.
>Watching Tosh.0
>Thinking Piana memes are funny
Definitely 15 or younger.
>>69509231
because im religiously watching tosh.0 reruns in the middle of the day. nigga its just backround noise and i found it memey
>>69509260
im a schaub poster not piano
>>69509272
>those tits
>>69509190
>cerrone vs hendricks
>cerrone vs gas
>cerrone vs loser of wondermeme vs lawler
>title shot
please
>>69509260
whats tosh.0? i know piano is the guy thats ducking schaub
>>69509307
I couls see Cerrone beating Bigg Pigg at this stage in his career desu
>>69509289
Nice try pianafag
I FOUND A SCHAUB POSTER BABE
>>69509307
tosh.0 is an unfunny american comedy show for 15 year olds
>>69509335
>wearing 5% shirt
>schaub poster
Quick post your best memes
>>69509384
GOTTA CONFUSE THE PIANA POSTERS RIGHT BABE
>>69509329
steakman has been usada'd, cerrone would 100% beat him
>>69509334
i watched a couple of his videos, its like a car crash, he lies every two minutes and is insecure af. he's like a cartoon character but with a midlife crisis and a plastic wife.
its crazy he has all those cars by shilling supplements when he admits to roiding
>GOATS
>>69509416
previous thread
>>69509457
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben Ngyuen is literally free money this weekend.
>inb4 retarded casuals who think they know anything
Smolka only beat paddy (absolute bum) because paddy is even a shittier tier and wanted to fight on the ground.
Ngyuen will heem him.
Guarenteed win or I will reimburse you for any bets you make.
>>69509416
SUCC
>>69509457
It doesn't get better than this!
>>69509509
Post your stub faggot
>>69509509
smolka will light him up and win a UD, have fun reimbursing everyone from reddit
>>69509543
>>69509545
You're going to feel very dumb tomorrow. I'm just trying to help, I don't care about being right. Take it or leave it. Also, Smolka has absolute shit tier striking. Watch him fight. No combinations. No head movement.
You're on steroids
>>69509190
Gastelum is on his way to the title, no one is gonna beat him until he gets that belt.
He'll definitely get his revenge if he fights Magny again.
>>69509648
hey
>>69505144
Barnett tapped dean lister with something similar. It's brutal if you do it right
>>69504293
linekar
ferg
samman
OO
noke
smolka
>>69504293
McDonald
Ferguson
Boetsch
Oliynyk
Noke
Smolka
>>69509420
imagine dating his daughtet. bispong would probably lay some unholy bantz on you
>>69505144
Yes you goofball, it's literally putting your entire weight on someone's chest then yanking their head forward to crank the compression and their neck
It's mostly useful for heavier guys on smaller guys
>>69504616
Chael and some dude on youtube like a year ago
>>69504593
>tfw Gustafsson would've rekt Bones if he wasn't juiced to the gills
I'm sorry you got robbed from that title fäm.
>>69508115
A fucking disgrace to her norwegian heritage, unlike her brother.
heeming
this thread
with no survivors
>>69504887
Fucking disgusting
