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shalom!
first
Dortmund absolutely absolutely fucking DIRE
fucking dortmund I hate you
>>69397197
FRAUD
Mark my words, Wuppertaler WILL net one (one)
Hope you're winning a lot of bets goys- I mean guys
four goals in 15 minutes...... hmmmmmmmm
Need to get into lower league english football, sometimes value to be had desu
Whitehawks playing 9 trialists 2nd half pmsl
I'm up so much today, it's a nice feeling. Probably just luck.
Fucking dortmund
>Dutch tips
Sheffield still going strong
watson/kontihen doing good
Who /good goy/ here?
>>69397373
im on the reback
16:15 york is wide open. 1-5 places paid ew.
>>69397388
>>69397414
We degenerate now
IMAGINE not having a LARGE on CSKA women at 3.1
dortmund ruined EVERYTHING, my treble would have multiplied my bankroll by 4 and the other two have come in reeeeeeeeeeee
>>69397459
get on belgian bill quick.
Down disgusting amounts NEED tennis tipsters second acca
>>69397479
On this and the fave for a place
Karlsruhe -2 Med/Large
Freiberg relegated now in Verbandsliga, lost a lot of players and have a few injured. Only been training for a week.
Karlsruhe solid team playing, in preperaton for 3 weeks now
so many games
w-what to bet on bois ?
Have I lost anything yet? At work. Also SERENA.
>>69397518
is this after she threw up or is she just really drunk?
>>69397475
PMSL, dropped to 1.66.
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP TAKING VALUE.
Kontinen/Watson go on
tears if you weren't on Djurgaarden IFK Norrkoeping under 2.5
>>69397544
Its looking dandy
>>69397601
NEET detected
>>69397516
111111
very scared of Babos/Shvedova chances to win today after seeing Serena's perfomance
Ajax 2-2 now
HERBERT/MAHUT
HERBERT/MAHUT
HERBERT/MAHUT
HERBERT/MAHUT
LIEFERING BACK ON
fucking horses have absolutely cunted me today
and i had dortmund o3.5
Anyone on Liefering SW, I recommend a cash out.
Chris Froome surreal
>>69397864
my last meme horse is mongolian saturday in the 16:35
>>69397882
B E L I E V E
E
L
I
E
V
E
CSKA 111111111
IMAGINE not being on the LARGE of the day.
PMSL, need angry brit anon to write a well crafted post.
COME ON ERE BEAR
>>69397912
L M A O
M
A
O
>>69397935
What a team they are
>put pennies left in my account on my local team
FGM
Isn't Inter Milan going to be a goalfest?
HERBERT/MAHUT
HERBERT/MAHUT
HERBERT/MAHUT
HERBERT/MAHUT
just 1 more Shelbourne/Ipswich goal
need more Romanian tips like AIR
#TrustTheModel
LEIKNIR
>>69397912
Kek, imagine backing a LARGE on a women's team who have just conceded. No well crafted post necessary, you'll be in tears by the end of the day regardless.
>>69398064
mens doubles tennis wimbledon.
get ON IT
NEED Mahut/Herbert to break
>>69398105
I know but what is so special about it?
Anybody got an Inter stream?
>>69398105
does anyone here even watch tennis ?
>>69398162
Only when I've got money on it.
>dangerous attack
>grey out
>nothing happens
Did someone say LIEFERING?
>>69398162
I do
LIEFERING
>not on
>>69398161
http://live.robinwidget.com/livematches/free-live-video-streaming-inter-milan-wattens-football-352959.html
It's a minute behind though
Bet365 are being stingy as hell
Hoe on earth can you not do an offer for the final?
>>69398203
Cheers m9
>>69397912
Imagine being a part time penny punting proxy using slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see CSKA women @3.1 and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little rball, get real excited when CSKA score a goal 10 minutes in so you put your whole weekly wage on with a reback and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
>>69398199
U wot? They're under 2:1, friend.
Based Liefering.
HERBERT/MAHUT
HERBERT/MAHUT
HERBERT/MAHUT
HERBERT/MAHUT
FREE MONEY
>>69398199
>>>69398081
>>>69397941
>KEKERINO
>DREAD TO THINK HOW FILLED WITH RAGE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, PMSL.
LOL DELETED
>>69398199
>Deleted
PMSL
>>69398228
kek
will Albania EVER recover pmsl
>>69398279
Rball guy fucked up.
zzz, can't wait for 2-3 come full time.
2 top tips from Hordur today
v v v important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10705388
>>69398369
>you can vote for both choices
Bretty guud.
can't believe how many fell for the friendlies meme
utter utter
tfw cucked by falkenbergs in Swedish football
So for some reason premierleague.com decided to change their website and removed all their json for easy statistics gathering. Fuckers.
>Inter can not score against a Regionalliga team
v sad tbqh
>>69398441
same
>>69398452
How's the lineup?
Don't understand why this is an 8/10, keko is honestly proving himself to be derfell tier
>>69398471
Handanovic; Ansaldi, D'Ambrosio, Jesus, Miangue; Gnoukouri, Kondogbia; Biabiany, Jovetic, Bessa; Icardi
>>69396040
found the moron
if you listened to under 2.5 FT here: >>69396021
and got my advice on >>69396190, then you would have collected free cash
>team sells a player who scores half their goals
>team's manager leaves to manage NT
>teams defence is solid
>expecting goals to rain
top fucking kek
>>69398497
The guy you've linked is Derfell who thinks H2H's and last 5 results is all you need to bet.
eating food so so dull zzzzzzzzzzz
any nonces on norway?
if you give me a lead i'll dig up value
Fixed it. Get fucked Premier League.
>>69398560
U wot?
>Euan
pmsl. V.v surprised if he has any """"""paying customers""""" next month
>>69398640
What's he on?
harfanarfajour costing me a fucking mortgage
\o//o\HUH!/o\\o/
Can't stop winning won't stop winning
Pretty solid and South Africa are fucking dire. Handi surely gets covered.
>>69398705
Is babos gonna come in la I NEED it
>>69398712
Post solos fanny
>>69398737
Senpai why are you not on the other tips?
>>69398604
You aren't the brightest bulb in the pack are you?
>>69398712
what comp? can't find it
>>69398655
Inter -1 FH pmsl
Inter SHOCKINGLY bad
>>69398759
What
>>69398769
The rest is up to you and you alone anon
Took a day off work to watch the men's final with you lads. CANT wait
>>69398705
hope it's gonna last even in Babos/Shvedova match... v nervous
Euan stealing a living. Negative for the week pmsl
>>69398773
Screenshot PLEASE.
Surely he wouldn't sink so low
NEED another goal from CSKA.
CAN NOT lose a LARGE.
TT, if Mahut and Murray come in, I'll blow you
>>69398788
It takes one iota of common sense to realise you were being meme'd when you were told EPL is the most predictable league to bet on
>>69398749
What ones
Anyone on the Zagreb FH handi?
>>69398845
Huh, lol, no don't worry. EPL was on the planning for a long while. Due to stats being readily available. Just want to use the EPL as a test environment really to come up with some sort of working system and figuring out what factors are more influential than others.
REMINDER THAT EUAN ONLY HAS A 30% YIELD BECAUSE HE TIPPED A PALP AND STAKED IT AS A LARGE.
No one even got on the Red Imps tip but him pmsl
>>69398869
But you do realise its probably the most correctly priced league in the world and your model wont be anywhere near as good as that used by the big betting syndicates??
>>69398928
Of course, but it's fun trying, isn't it?
>>69398831
This desu.
>>69398928
>muh syndicates
trip on Euan you dull man
>>69398855
Need one more
CSKA 333333333
PMSL, IMAGINE BEING THIS DULL AND NOT ACTUALLY GETTING ON THE LARGE OF THE DAY.
PMSL.
>>69398299
>can't wait for 2-3 come full time.
IMAGINE not being on this.
PMSL, need angry brit anon to come up with another OC post.
>>69398928
I think there are probably a few misprices when it comes to heavy favourites, if I was Lieberman I'd start with the Eredivisie
>>69399149
PMSL Imagine not being on Overs and getting 6 rebacks in in the Karlsruhe game
>>69399149
>>69399168
odd little man
FH Hafnarfjordur
DnB LARGE
>>69399179
hahaha, bet you are SEETHING there you strange little fella.
PMSL.
>Didn't get on Gregoire Jacq
Feel ill
>>69399139
Why are there people here trying to discourage us from creating our own models; is there some kind of conspiracy against people like us?
>>69398228
>>69398254
>>69398081
v v strange little men.
I hope your acca comes in :)
>ere-bear
>mah-ooo
These guys have the most annoying and pretentious names in the history of the world.
>>69399220
its just Euan, hes seething as usual
>>69399139
>Derfell and his Euan obsession
Good to see you're clueless as always though
>>69399220
Was just giving a bit of advice lad. Don't have to listen to it if you don't want to
blue jays -1.5
going quite large on this
>>69399265
This Euan fella is a real pain! Oy vey!
>>69399267
I see through your dirty tricks Euan! I'm here to make /bet/ great and you and your 'syndicates' won't stop me!
Who the fuck is Euan?
I literally have no idea.
>>69399314
British Telecom?
lids is griezman to score and U3.5 @3.75 free money?
>>69399302
albabian poster.
>>69399302
The mod
>>69399288
>Euan
Ahh seems like Juve was right about you. Into the filter you go.
>le score the goal I needed in FH 2 minutes into the 2nd half meme
>>69399406
tears!
Thank you Tennis Tipster
That cheeky accy from the previous thread is looking FINE
>>69399276
>>69399276
>>69399276
>>69399276
>>69399276
IM ON THIS TOO! GUARANTEED NO BRAINER OF A BET
>>69399373
Good, I don't like you either.
>>69399326
sounds decent
>>69399431
Weren't you on Zagreb too?
>>69399478
Yep :/
>>69399443
Yeah so do I hedge that or just let the acca run and pray?
Think Im one of the bookies most profitable customers
on my KNEES for Romanian tips
>>69399276
>>69399449
baseball is usually shit for me but i'm on
RACING home to watch Babos/Shvedova or should I not watch it? I haven't watched any of their matches yet and they've won every time.
How many ball hits is point in baseball?
Guess who
>>69399535
Lewd.
>>69399582
Euan?
>>69399582
E U A N
U
A
N
>>69399582
Big_al
>>69399582
ONLY ten pounds per month
pmsl
Hafnar PLEASE
>>69399553
Are they gonna win lad really best Williams even
>>69399622
V v strange post
>>69399502
Let it run I'd say
Genk over 3.5, have won the last 5 games bar 1 by at least four goals (away) vs. a Division B side
Daily reminder that profit > yield.
>>69399276
Sure why the fuck not.
any MLS tips? Seattle DNB?
H E R B E R T
E
R
B
E
R
T
M A H U T
A
H
U
T
>>69399613
its a good deal, its 10 pounds you would of lost anyway if you bet on his tips
>>69399678
So proud of the lids. NEED Babos now.
>>69399678
just need Murray now
>>69399696
M8, seriously, thanks for this acca.
Assuming Murray wins, you've made me more money today than I've ever made betting.
Ily.
Getting tipstertube tips literally 1 hour too late on my phone. Just got Hass' St Polten tip..
I want to get into MLB betting but idk what I should look for. Tips?
>>69399724
Murray will win. No way he doesn't win. No worries lid. How much you got on?
Really really really need this Babos acca to win. Can't have toast for breakfast lunch and dinner.
NEED Babos and Shvedova NEED THEM
>>69399696
T Babos/Y Shvedova To Win At Least One Set @2
should I go LARGE?
>>69399758
Erm I'm getting shaky now with the odds drifting.
>>69399728
Judging by the info it's probably worth a small reback
>>69399755
Mate, what are the next mainstream matches/tournaments to pay attention to in the next few weeks?
>>69399794
gone for the + handi as well lid
>>69399821
Olympics coming up. US open. 500s all over the place. Canadian masters.
>>69399755
About £70 split between betfair and 365.
Will get something like £250.
>>69399753
Ketchup on bananas?
>>69399847
Shaking.
>>69399870
Ah nice lid, domino's on you.
>>69399870
Will win 30 if it comes in big money from 6 euro start
>>69399925
Do you need Babos or Murray? That anon needs Murray.
why am i betting against the williams brothers? was @ 3 yesterday and now @ 4
ive been made a fool of
First TT accy I didn't get on after all the previous ones lost. SO unhappy
Also
>TorasAngel
>>69399939
Didn't get on murray acca smdh need Babos NEED Babos
>>69399945
Shut up
>>69399954
Maybe that's why it's winning.
>>69399954
juveguy, when u starting a rolling accy from a greasy fiver to a respectable $1000
>>69399984
why did you troll me like this? dont you know this is real people and real peoples money?
ugggggh I want a slav tennister gf
>>69399998
Don't like you init f@m
The moment Babos breaks odds will go down to like 1.9
>>69399945
>Williams brothers
Lolol so funny
Guess who and whether they're paid or not.
>>69400075
that's me
Took a damn while FH Hafnarfjordur
pls 1 more
Hafnar 1 more PLEASE
Will be up a cunt if Hafnarfjodur can score another
>>69399984
I'm up big from your accy but I cut out Babos
Should I bet my profits from the day on Babos? Serena didnt even break a sweat in the final, I'm worried senpai
>>69400010
Would love to have a go on Bouchard.
Would love Serena to sit on my face.
>>69400075
>>69399582
>comparing 110 tips all time to 9 tips in 7 days
I think the term is apples and oranges
>>69400109
Nah don't waste your profits. Getting shaky now as well
>>69397637
I was on Njorkopping mate (small though)
Can't see why South Africa wouldn't cover, they look solid based on the stream
>this obsession with me when I wasnt even posting
Strange bunch
>>69400120
But he's free.
Wish I listened and rebacked Hass's tip. 11 goals now ffs
REBACK BLUE JAYS
>>69400120
its not apples and oranges at all you retard
its a small sample size vs a medium sample size
game handicap looks alri
>>69400110
>Would love Serena to sit on my face.
>>69400163
Most of my profit came when I was free too. Did you follow then?
anyone use tipstertube? anyone worry of a follow?
Would you ever place a million dollar bet on a -250 favorite in MMA?
>>69400170
Same..
>>69397197
>Neverlands
>first
>>69400214
If I had a million dollars I wouldn't be betting. I'd be investing.
>>69400232
>Germany
>beating France
>>69400185
>He can't handle big girls
HAFNAAAAAAAAAAAR
H A F N A R
surreal
HAFNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Winning Euro's is more valuable than winning Asia
>>69400142
Fuck it I might go big on Williams, at least one of us wins
>>69400266
Not sure if I can any girls at the moment. Had some hairy minge last night and I'm still washing my mouth today.
>>69400241
Isn't betting an investment?
>>69400268
>>69400272
>>69400280
Up unreal amounts. Wife's kids will finally be able to take a cab to see their dad at club fed
>>69400296
In a sense.
>>69400296
It depends if you do it right nd that innit
In dire need of money :/
derfel whats THE mls bet lid
>cashed out
pew
>>69400360
Me too.
Never mind, Vikingfags just scored in the 92nd minute
anyone on Independiente del u19 -1?
>>69400306
Sorry for your loss
just come home from wageslaving
$150 to bet with. wtb?
>>69400390
Me too.
>>69400455
Ask Juve
>>69400455
Bartender?
>>69400296
betting like Romania or Euan do is investing yes
betting like your average punter is speculating
Euan on 606. Good call mate.
Sligo and Seattle DNB lads
WILLIAMS SISTERS
WILLIAMS SISTERS
WILLIAMS SISTERS
WILLIAMS SISTERS
ffs babos
Babos COME ON on my hands and knees
>>69400601
I'd like to come on her hands and knees if you catch my drift...
looks like overs is the bet for Sogndal - Molde
>>69400652
v v strange post
>>69400674
Molde just sold their 2 best goalscorers, I rebacked Sogndal
>>69400533
This desu
Dont let me down black pearls
Just installed BetAngel. Can't wait to do some trading :D
You guys told me Blue Jays -1.5 was THE bet.
Venus so shaky.
>>69400779
Geeks toy is better
Cracking legs on the brunette
>>69400780
Annoyed as well
Venus so dire.
>>69400780
>>69400814
it literally is. just wait
>>69400806
You have to pay for it beyond the trial don't you? Can't afford it
>>69400822
What the fuck are you doing?
>>69400490
close, but no cigar. I work in hospitality though
>>69400822
>220 posts early
Begone child.
>>69400861
Dishwasher at a restaurant?
BEGGING for goals
Excited for Albania to tell me tonights CSL games are fixed, tell me I dont know enough about betting, get the fix wrong, say it id fixed for something else, then get it wrong too.
Babos lookin good?
BABOS/SHVEDOVAAA
Also retard making a new thread.
>>69400943
They'll win r-r-right lad? Cash out for 12 euro?
My 50+ yr old colleague who knows nothing about betting put on a combination tricast picking only horses she liked the name of and won a £600 tricast.
Want to give up betting.
>>69400882
444444444444444444
>>69400953
Just don't worry about the cashout, it will fluctuate a lot.
Can't breathe
Are there any other better free trading programs than BetAngel? and how do you see the graphs and stuff
>>69400960
5555555555555
>>69400978
reback from here?
>>69400965
>Wimmins tennis
LMAOing at my life right now
>Serena Williams net worth 160mil
Literally how
>>69400985
I'm only on o5.5 left dunno if i would do o6.5 tbqh.
Over 0.5 in the WPSL?
Molde game is a goalfest
>>69401023
Grand slam = 2 million. Win 22 of them. Win 5 doubles ones. Win a shit load of other stuff. Nike advertising.
>>69401023
Should it be more or less? She's an elite athlete and has multiple endorsements from top brands. Not exactly rocket science.
Ah fuck off Serena.
>>69401023
riding men's tennis coattails
>>69401067
FRAUD.
>>69401048
just about to fucking get on and they suspend then score.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69401048
zzzz scored as I staked
Venus has to fuck up servis next game
>>69401048
On it
>Solskjaer's managing career
JUST
>>69401081
Love this quote. That guy was a star.
Cash out or let it ride on Murray?
>>69401107
*serve
>>69401095
>>69401098
Same lads. Bankrolling o4.5
BIG BIG POINT.
>>69401116
Amount now and potential?
COME ON YOU BLONDE BEAUTIES
Can't stop shaking.
>>69400904
>Dishwasher at a restaurant?
yes. decent money. $28 per hr on a saturday
>>69401172
IT'S OVER
>>69401150
pmsl
>le cricket reference
LOVE the commentator
>>69401175
>£16.37/hr
C-can I have your job please?
BREAK BREAK BREAK
>>69400245
>Japanese comments on 4chan
>Japanese
>>69401218
What if he only works for 1 hour?
Come on come oooonn
fuck la
Reeeeeee aroooooooo
They can still win right???
>>69401290
well it was definitely closer than what the score says
could have been their set
sognal why stop scoring when I go overs
1/7 break points. Feel ill.
>>69401218
Is that good money in the mother country?
>>69401266
30-35hrs pw
I suck at trading
>>69400978
>>69400985
66666666666
>>69401346
NOT ON
>He isn't furiously rebacking B/S
Mfw
Is it winner of 2 or 3 games that wins?
>>69401321
Girl I'm seeing right now works in a restaurant/bar for £5.50/hr plus tips so yeah for your work its decent
>>69399655
>you
>>69401343
Is there anything you're actually good at?
>>69401290
if they break them now, yes..
if not, can someone post some inspo bets on that match to get my money back...?
hi guys wheres the fix?
>>69401372
She was a good bang desu
Reminder to invest your profits into Lesnar.
>>69401375
how old is she? jesus
>>69401034
111111111
Didn't even notice.
>>69401427
Where can I watch this?
>>69401380
Would LOVE to know your talents.
>>69401427
>betting on Mandrama lite
Peter Kay's let himself go
>>69401372
Put my last twelve euro on it?
Garlic bread
>>69401401
>implying any of the mugs here would be able to tell a fix even if it smashed them in the chops
nice b8 m8
>>69401442
f no
>>69401442
No Irish anon. Do not do that.
>>69401438
Professionally or..?
Náutico vs CRB
Náutico lost 4 games in 30+ at home, all to first division teams. CRB has been an okay visitor, but not very remarkable. Seems like free money, DNB is a safe option, small odds tho.
>>69401375
>Girl I'm seeing right now works in a restaurant/bar for £5.50/hr plus tips so yeah for your work its decent
Damn, that's $9.41 aussiedollarydoos, well below our minimum wage.
Hope the tips help though. I know some cafes which pay bad and others which pay decent.
>>69401427
>Betting on HW fights
Hehuehuheuhuehue they are an even worse coin toss than women's tennis.
>>69401439
Brock is a former UFC champion casual.
Alan SUCH a character
>>69401427
He cant even find UFC gloves to fit his hands. And you want me to bet on him?
>>69401427
My mate said he had no chance
wtf. this internet connection didnt even exist during this ban
>>69401427
Listen to this man >>69401480
You are better betting on coin tossing.
Wew
Who here /successfultrader/
>>69401376
kill me
>>69401521
>0.06
>>69401474
Any capacity.
On o4.5 in the Ivory Coast game
>>69401545
Recovery from: >>69401343
>>69401506
There a website for that? Coin toss gambling
>there are people in this thread that aren't on canada women -17
really makes you think..
>>69401559
Any kind of programming work really... microcontrollers etc. That's just a hobby though.
Got a uni degree in Int. Business and a college degree in Marketing & Communications.
Not utilizing the latter though. Turning my hobby into a job.
Just one more Sogndal please
>>69401585
>tfw need 2 more
Frustration got the better of me
TUMBLING DOWN
>Shit Jays
>>69401601
3 more here, mightve gone a bit overboard
Venus backhand technique so weird.
Anyone else watching and rooting for Babos/Shvedova ?
>>69401562
lay Murray
>>69401641
More than a bit, scoreline usually isn't that high
>>69401646
No just you
>molde
Hope someone got on my South Africa women's tip, was pretty easy
2 more
>>69401480
what does that have to do with anythign? He was a champ for an organization that's constantly trying to emulate WWE
>William's mum bored as fuck
>>69401496
all hunt can do is knock outs. lesnar is deceptively quick, and will take him down easily and make him submit. fuck, he might even ko hunt. either way, hunt will NOT win.
Sogdnal tearing Molde apart 4-1 50min in
pmsl @ mugs who not only bet on women's tennis but did it against tennis prodigies.
THERES THE BREAK.
>>69401727
>what does that have to do with anythign?
That he isn't just some bodybuilder trying out his luck, and that he has actual credible fighting credentials. I think Lesnar will win, but like I said betting on HW fights is like picking sides on a coin.
>>69401736
Who cares, it's part of a fun acca
>>69401735
both are still wanting more, think we could see 2 more desu
Tears absolute TEARS
>>69401646
I'm not on it, but I want to see the guys here make money.
Just waiting for inplay2g to tip overs in the Molde game
do i cash 2 euros on these slags
Who here UAC?
>>69401561
Backed you on that, cheers mate, good shout
Anyone on the Blue Shits in luckswing?
>>69401846
Not as much as I should be, but yah
Babos so qt
>>69401844
Would like to know this as well
Bet365 gave me a reality check, had the window open 15 hours today
NEED a break here
>>69401856
Yeah
>>69401871
>only 15 hours
casual
Really want them to win a set
>>69401871
Hello newfriend
Nooooo
Tears breaking down in tears
Got on Sogndal 0.0,-0.5 @ 2.75
ffs im crying
NEED one more. Got way too much on o5.5.
Only 5 goals are unacceptable.
Williams sisters -2 comes in easy
SO happy I went all in on Williams
Detroit pitcher so SO fat
>>69401983
Think a fifth will come in? V v worried. :/
*sixth
>>69402027
Nah
>>69402027
maybe i got on that at 3-1 though.
>>69401890
Let's go blue shits
>>69402027
Possible
>>69401871
>only 15 hours
>>69401871
Wish someone would give me a reality check
Stats say Molde doing better this half. Next goal Molde v tempting
>>69402111
There won't be any more goals, I placed a bet on the game
Bye bye todays profits
Fact: JuVeGuy is actually a finnish """""""""""""""""""""""artist"""""""""""""""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPi7N42Opzo
Just put a larger stake than the previous one on U5.5 so that I profit since I doubt there'll be another goal
>its a four goals in the first half one goal in the second half episode
Feel sick to my stomach.
>poopjays
yea I need mls tips NOW
>>69402273
Baseball is shit for betting
>tfw when on the official /bet/ tt tennis accy but got nervous about Williams/Williams so replaced them with Murray instead
>>69402171
>when ur ex was finnish
hyvaa paivaa, mita kuuluu?
>>69401250
>Mehmet hating on based nazi japs
>Mehmet
>>69402311
hyvää cunt
>Not bunting every single hit
Going to need to tip a fix or two on tt to fix these dire stats pmsl
Crying
666
1 more pl0x
>>69402360
HAHAHHAHAHA NVM UP INSANE
>didn't get on Molde
FFS
Fuck
>>69402247
rip juveguy
>>69402247
Pmsl
>>69402384
PLEASE can you lend me £2.90
>>69402387
Howling
>>69402273
O1.5 FH in LA Galaxy game
>>69402387
thanks for staking both unders/overs le bad luck guy
HAHAHAHAHHAHA IT WENT TBROUGH
>2 molde goals
RIP me
>>69402387
UTTER FRAUD.
PLEASE can someone who's up lend me £2.90 so I can deposit from my Skrill. my balance is empty :/
Chapecoense really stressing me here.
Not sure how to bet. Bet on both outcomes. Bookies hate him.
>>69402452
What is your email?
>Scandi football
JUST
>>69402459
Glad to see you learnt from me
what matches to bet on tonight guys, need some wins to wipe my tears
>when u didn't get on the o6.5 in molde game @ 3.40 after someone tipped it
want aids tbqh
>>69402452
Also proof of your current Skrill balance
>>69402486
Seattle DC @evens
>>69402472
[email protected]
Got £7.10 in there and need £10 for a deposit
What's the unluckiest you've had betting?
Mines gotta be the game between Spurs and Leicester where they scored 2 in the last 5 minutes to lose me my whole bankroll.
>>69402492
how often do you fall for the 'they will play better if it's a local rivalry' meme?
>>69402514
Mine has to be the Juventus game where they decided after 24 wins in a row "fuck it" and played their unmotivated C team
Life is just one bet after another and the house always wins.
>>69402519
pmsl
Oh fuck you Euan
rate
>>69402571
wtf nigga
>>69402571
>>69402573
TEARS
>>69402514
I think it was some time last year, had bet on unders in a golden state warriors game, they were winning by like 20 or something so there was no need to run up the score. Literal last second of the game, some guy chucks the ball for a 3 when the opposing team players were already leaving the court. It goes in at the buzzer.
Lost $100 on a meaningless meme shot
Can someone unironically please lend me 1p
>>69402514
Been on the end of last minute penalties and a few buzzer beating 3's screwed up a few basketball line bets i've had, also had a tennis player (woman of course) choke from 1 set up and up 5-2 in the 2nd
>>69402608
poor guy wtf
Just had sex lads
>>69402571
hahahaha
>>69402628
uggo grills don't count paki
>>69402571
D E V I L I S H
Reminder that this is the STEAL of the century
https://tipstertube.com/post/75055
>>69402608
This is all I wanted to see desu
>>69402618
>>69402602
The other day I was on Irans Bball team to cover and at the last second the guy chucks a 3 from pretty far out to win me the bet.
Pretty great when you're on the winning end.
>>69402514
Lost about £600 on a 97th minute meme penalty when literally nothing happened in the second half and the game should have ended 3 minutes earlier (some Finnish lower league game).
Any cheeky bets to place before going to sleep lads
i will never understand this 'bet on basketball' meme
>>69402514
Bet on Dortmund when they were 2-0 up against Liverplel and dominating.
Still baka on how they ended up losing that match.
>>69402608
Yeah I'll cent you 1 cent lad
What are we on now lids.
All memeing aside I'll stick with Euan for this month but if his bubblegum bets keep him in profit because of poor asian bets I'll probably not bother next month. I thought the first bet today was decent but the second one was poor.
>>69402739
carling shandys
>>69402713
Why not?
The hobbit on itv. Day off tomorrow. So so comfy.
>>69402754
whats this asia bookie meme
>>69402514
lost £800 because a fat tongan prop decided to get himself carded
>>69402703
Lesnar
>>69402702
Fuck
PLEASE CAN SOMEONE SEND ME 5P
>>69402783
Any tips la got 12 euro now
Should I watch the Murray match and hope raonic does well to maybe jump on Murray at 1.44 or just put all the 12 on Murray at 1.25 for a measly return
>>69402754
And just as I post this he tips a bubblegum bet, le sigh.
>>69402571
Euan has learned how to bantz. Is he THEE king of /bet/ now?
>>69402815
No.
>>69402836
Will stop hounding you for that five quid you promised if you just pass over a few pennies
>>69402571
v good
>>69402514
Was on Sarpsborg +0.75 from 3-2 today
>>69402514
Funniest is by far this years miami heat vs raptors playoff.
Had +5.5 spread on raptprs. Miami was at home and had THREE points lead and something like 0.7s before regular time end (could just foul one player and hold the ball til end) but they let lowry, who was shooting bricks that game hit three points. Raptors forced overtime just to lose in overtime and fuck mw over.
>>69402823
>implying it wasn't an obvious setup
>implying it's funny
>implying i'm not HUP as a part of this quote unquote joke
>>69402846
the good rabbi is forbidden to lend money to hapless goyim like yourself.
>>69402836
I would if there was an anonymous way to transfer it to you.
Going small on Braves rn
>>69402892
Skrill is p. much anonymous
>>69402773
its play to win with low variance. spreads mean nothing
>>69402754
Can you post my record on asian bets that you followed plz? :)
>>69402784
It's harder to beat asian markets because of low edge because its where the big boys play
Not so sure about Lesnar lads
>tfw math doesnt work
>>69403108
>no subjective bias
>Romania tips surreal for weeks
>start following
>suddenly has terrible week
zzzzzz cba
>>69403108
7 day yield still better than Euan's
>>69403102
Wish I could F5 you through a table.
>>69403133
>for weeks
wat
>>69403138
Euan is a mug though
Not sure how to feel about this sympathy coin
>>69403078
is this why asia controls match fixing because those markets are so torrid to bet on otherwise? im guessing the only reason people are drawn to it is because of no limits
>>69403156
How much they sent?
>>69403133
>>69403108
Over his last 116 tips, he has a yield of 1.11% yield, and 4.1 profit.
Probably a realistic target for just using a model
>>69403156
>just for doing a good job and being active
wtf is this?
>>69403185
HOLY FUCK £103
>Euan the cheap cunt
>>69403202
PLEASE don't waste it this time
>>69403011
Since you went paid?
>>69403202
Lucky cunt
Wtf
>>69403202
LITERALLY ME LAD
Gonna be v v UAC in today's daily write-up
>>69403202
fuck off
>>69403202
You're pulling our pisser here
>>69403221
yes
>>69403202
only use half of it on betting t b h, buy yourself or your gf something nice
>>69403251
No I'm honestly not. Genuinely s h a k i n g
Not sure how to prove it beyond this
>>69403156
>>69403202
>No one else voted to have a beer with Big Al but me
How sweet of him, what a lad
>>69403202
GIVE ME A FIVER
>>69403202
No way this is true.
>>69403202
Excellent, now you can pay 2 people back the 50 pounds you owe them
S h a k i n g IRL
>>69403202
Now you can pay us back
>>69403202
NEED my £50 to put on Lesnar m8.
>>69403202
W I M B L Y
I
M
B
L
Y
>>69403251
8 bets, 3 wins, -4.5% roi.
Aston Villa W v Manchester City W
B36 Tórshavn v Valletta
Kings Kuopio v SaPa
Shirak Gyumri v Dila Gori
RoPS Rovaniemen v Shamrock Rovers
Zagłębie Lubin v Slavia Sofia
Dumbarton v Motherwell
Inter Milan v WSG Wattens
Took +0.75 rather than DC for Dumbarton
>>69403325
Cheap pound ftw
>>69403325
Payback my tenner
Going to open up a bet365 and put it all in. Should get a matched bonus. Will bet with conservative stakes and a well-managed bankroll.
Euan, do I still get the friends and family discount?
>>69403370
>Inter Milan v WSG Wattens
PMSL
What's Euan's next tip? A cheeky weekend premier league acca + barca SW?
>>69403325
You can repay me my £61.40 any time now mate
>>69403370
Few annoying losers there. Will be back to positive ROI soon :)
>>69403370
*-5.4% not 4.5, marginal difference
NEED a St Patricks goal please
>>69403202
You literally owe me £50 plus all the great MLS bets ive given you lid
>>69403438
I still #believe just hope customers who don't have access to bookies end up positive :/
>>69403290
Sorry m8
>>69403318
Apologies
>>69403336
Another time
>>69403338
L8r
>>69403384
Soon
>>69403438
Will think about it
>>69403467
Maybe in due course
Might get on TT if they're literally giving money away
>>69403480
Just need more Kolmonen games in asia and Scottish slags to stop being so lazy and having summer breaks.Should be some good bets in once they start again with transfers though
Need some more film recommendations like The Girl Next Door tbqh
>>69403535
This. Where's my fucking reward? I'm responsible for 50% of TT gimmick accounts AT LEAST
>>69403542
True although kolmonen games in asia tend to be pretty pointless with 100 quid limits, ended up moving line from -0.25 to -0.5 on last one.
>sounders
so close
Need to win £200 by tomorrow so i can buy some lovely derby shoes.
How is Big_Al SO rich?
>>69403558
Holy Motors
Rosewater
The Act of Killing
Baby I am down down down down down
>>69403592
>derby shoes
Piss off Calijah
>Waiting for an ausshark tip
>How will you use the amount added to your account
>Gambling
>Not gambling
What am I meant to answer?
>>69403620
Holy Motors is a 2012 French-German fantasy drama film written and directed by Leos Carax, starring Denis Lavant and Édith Scob. Lavant plays Mr. Oscar, a man not unlike an actor who inhabits several roles, but there are no apparent cameras filming the man's performances.
pmsl
>>69403620
>The Act of Killing
This is a must watch.
On Greater Lowell 0.0 for a small.
Boston City's staff were getting boozy prematch and are totally off their heads, the coach has passed out on the sidelines pmsl
https://twitter.com/bostoncityfc1/status/751859520025026564
![brazzers-female-ghostbusters-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lS4IfgL.jpg "brazzers-female-ghostbusters-02[1]")
>>69403558
11 win streak ruined by Babos/Shvedova. Need Big_al to void it tbqh.
Guess who's pre staking CSL """fixes""" again?
>>69403594
Half of IBT must make a lot of money through subs and has been v profitable on iceland before, not sure why he's struggled so much on tt
>>69403620
>The Act of Killing
SUCH a pseudo film, was so bored watching it.
BITTER LAKE, is much better.
>>69403745
https://tipstertube.com/post/74405
v v disappointed by this desu might report you to inplay2g
>>69403761
Only has 40 tips to be fair and most are just muggy 'fun' bets on the Euros and the like
>>69403812
Go ahead. I reported it too ya thicko.
>>69403761
He must have a lotta coin to just throw £100 for no real purpose.
>>69403845
PLEASE buy me a domino's
>>69403715
Can't find it on Sbo. What bookies is it in?
>>69403845
Maybe you're just a special guy who's worth every penny ;)
>>69403869
IBC. Also available on netbet apparently.
s-so guys, when're Juventus playing next?
>>69403888
Think he felt really sorry for me when I made that post begging for 5p
>>69403202
Fuck sake can I avail of this offer
new thread when
>>69404215
Do not know this abbreviation
Playing fifa. Juve. 5 at the back. 1 shot on goal. Leading 2-0.
