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1st for donating Euan a fiver to not be banned.
Hang on the white ones are the Barbara and sheropova? Holy fuck I'm so confused
First for I'm a successful trader
>>69400860
Actually laughing.
Independiente 33333333
Reminder that >we have an Icelandic division 3 player on TT
Fucking baseball and brit who "tipped" it
Fucking hell why are you posting in this thread you mongs?
So so happy
>>69400881
Even cashed out of the women's final earlier because I was certain the white woman was Williams and was playing worse
Looks like summer has begun. Why are you retards posting in here when the other is at 280 posts?
So many minorities loitering outside McDonalds pmsl.
Can Serena beat both of them? Venus is shot
In what way did Bayern troll you? Eye water, air by the way
>>69401044
SO happy I went all in on Williams
is jose aldo freemoney tonight?
>>69402941
Yeah.
Free money for the bookies.
Lesnar to win tonight?
>>69403435
Bet the farm on it
IF YOU'RE UP AND YOU KNOW IT GIVE A (YOU)
>>69400896
reporting him to ksi
need Derfell tips please
Quite a night.
Who /Dafabet/ here?
>>69403435
Why is everyone here tipping lesnar? Serious question, I don't know much about it.
>>69404290
What is a youtuber going to do?
>>69404323
Memes make dreams
>>69404342
>tfw i went to school with him
v v confused at his life
Would really enjoy a Chapecoense goal
>>69404289
Check your Skrill.
>>69404409
T-thank you. Why?
Not sure how to cope with this windfall desu
>>69404459
Is everyone here retarded or something?
Reminder that Euan's CHEAP
>>69404459
pmsl
>>69404459
What the fuck is going on? Why do people here take joy in losing money?
>>69404459
I did it to show that not all Jewish people are evil and cheap. We care about the less fortunate.
SHAKING. Missed out on an absolute worldie in Brazil ITF. Was just about to tip it to see its in play and my guy won the first set.
Lads, I thought I would be happy once I cashed out but now without betting I only feel more depressed. Should I add some cash to my account? Miss betting so so so much
>>69404514
I understand. I feel bad for ever mocking the jews on /pol/. Will take up their defence from now on
>>69404547
Welcome back Ameribets.
>>69404514
Jews funded the invasion of Ireland in 1171 it's time to pay reparations starting with me
>>69404573
This is /bet/, but potato welfare. Paddy, please go.
>>69404616
*not potato
>tfw I could be up trillions
>tfw I'm only up millions because of the gimmicks I have to invent to make a bet on my bookie
Seriously, maybe I'll start tipping on TT and then ask for a fiver a month. (Family and friends discount for /bet/)
>>69404521
look at you go
2-1 to Greater Lowell.
>>69404694
I don't even know how to use that website yet.
>>69404521
How sure are you on your last 2 tips, lad?
Do I follow romania tips or go on lesnar
>>69404694
Oh fug didn't even see that.
Want to tip Canadian itf. But don't wanna do a custom tip.
Blackjack life, best life.
i'm making god tier smoothies and spicy baked potatoes.
all of this was possible because i got a blackjack when i went all in after 4 losing hands.
VILLAGESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>69404749
both?
cant wait to lose my roll on Romanian tips desu
>>69404768
Swerved after this
William Pereira's come off. Not good desu
Gums so so so bloody
>>69404616
Bet you're making the most out of the Japanese welfare system schlomo ya cheap cunt
>>69404807
I'm here for business.
Liberman, your money's been spent well
>>69404806
Then he shrugged it off and orchestrated the goal pmsl
>>69404845
You just lost all the money I gave you, didn't you?
>>69404870
PLEASE have faith.
>>69404845
Kek. Why would you waste money like that?
>>69404897
Okay, I'll pray for you.
>>69404912
Thank you ^_~
>>69404845
>not Greaseman anytime
Rate my Juve tier bet
>>69400805
Romania has bets on J2-League only on U & O, but these are my tips on tommorow match-wins.
JEF United Chiba
Verdy
Kyoto
all of the above wins imo
Juve Tryhards Day128 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £146
Day: +£126
V poor start today but thanks to a windfall from Big_Al (and Liber) a small recovery was made.
>>69404932
it won't happen, pmsl.
>>69405005
*Day 12
>>69405009
Maybe he'll get better.. r-r-right?
>>69404753
Aren't your last two tips opposing?
>>69405063
better chance of me becoming a chief rabbi. and i'm not jewish.
>>69405118
oy vey!
2-0 Villages.
Carlos Aruajo SURREAL.
Hup so much from Villages this year, need to buy a kit
>>69405005
bit jel desu
>>69405151
kek.
VERY interested in the man behind juveguy
Who watching pro kabaddi on skysports 3?
>>69405188
PLEASE tell me about sp/albania. how is it know he's disabled and such?
>>69405226
does he behave like a sane, rational man? Dont really want to give a full history desu. Some things are best left in the past.
>>69405086
Mistake lid
>Hass
Would love to catch you in Westfield so I can bait you out
Sage/TJ/Cain accu. sound good? Then Lesnar on a single of course.
>>69405226
The anti Albania poster is Hass posting as anon, can tell by the syntax
>>69405271
who on here does? :^)
>>69405300
kek.
>>69405286
>cain
>>69405300
Slander
Can't be arsed about the late loser with Greater Lowell. Am also taking overs in the Villages game, they're so dangerous going forward but without Perriera I can see them becoming more and disorganised and will probably concede.
Miami City v Palm Beach stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekxofGcZEzE&feature=share
For the NetBet sign up bonus, where you have to play through the deposit and bonus 6 times.
Can that be on any market?
It says in the terms that to get the bonus you can't bet on Over/Under or handicaps, but it's not clear about the rollover requirement
>>69405408
Whats wrong with him, he stomped Junior dos santos I believe it was last time around.
>>69405300
No everyone hates that albanian cunt along with euan
>>69405355
I consider myself reasonably sane; however, I did transfer money to Juve which he spent on a bet most likely without merit.
wtb atm lids?
>>69405424
>1-0 Miami
Was going to tip HT/FT too pmsl
>>69405441
that was like 3 years ago
he has been injured for a long time and will have octagon rust
Travis Browne is VALUE
Anyone know anything about Rugby Union, theres a game on now on skysports 1.
>>69405408
>>69405441
Stupid latin names, nevermind, hes the bum.
Other 2 are solid then, Ill toss lesnar in with them I guess.
>>69404514
good on ya you even played the compound interest ;)
>>69405504
>Anyone know anything about Rugby Union
yes.
God, Courtois is a tall fucker.
are tennis tipsters us bets legit? is his winning streak coming to an end?
Lost so much by blindly tailing all of romania's tips. His model isn't performing well.
Villages 3-0, overs looking good
Imagine your dream job is to be Will Wilde's assistant.
PMSL @ Euan.
>>69405596
Mate you must know something about NRL or AFL? give US some tips.
Sol de America O4.5 smed
>>69405596
His streak will end sometime but I am VERY interested to see how he does outside the mainstream games. Might have to follow if he does well.
>thinks a romanian with a "model" will outperform the market longterm
>follows his tips before there is any reasonable sample size.
>>69405621
assistant TO will wilde
At a family party with parents, Mrs, both of my brothers and their wives. My 65 year old mother has just asked us what Bukkake is.We all refused to tell her. So she looks at my Dad and says 'we'll google it later in bed'. I'm absolutely gone here. I won't get over this.
>>69405461
never do that again, or i will inform your synagogue.
>>69405623
crows -32.5
>>69405673
I'm the Chief Rabbi.
Mia san mia
>>69405648
why are you so angry? his stats are better than yours
>>69405648
>>His streak will end sometime but I am VERY interested to see how he does outside the mainstream games
Dumb post. Why would you want that? Someone who can profit consistently mainstream is a lot more valuable you moron
My UFC accy
Gegard Mousasi
Kelvin Gastelum
Sage Northcutt
TJ Dillashaw
Travis Browne
@14.6
fuck it
>>69405682
liar.
>>69405698
this, euan such an odd boy
>>69405634
are the the psv anon?
>>69405698
>>69405690
lucky run =/= profitable long term
Why is this so hard to understand?
>>69405747
thinking of going large on 0.2.5 the defense of these teams are shoddy
I love how Euan explains away anyone with a good record/streak as "variance" but then anyone doing badly it is surely the fault of their model/system and cant be variance at all.
Strange little man.
>>69405769
2.5 is a large
>>69405717
No, you.
>>69405772
absolutely this PMSL
>>69405760
That's not what you said. You implied he's a poor tipster because he only tips mainstream - but he's shown that he's consistently profitable in doing so. That is hugely valuable - betting on mainstream ensures you hang on to your accounts, well for a while longer than betting on palps and secret fixes pmsl
>>69405772
please show me where I have pointed out someone doing badly and claimed it was their system and not variance. You obviously cant so dont @ me.
There is a large stake available right now and not one person here is on it
>>69405760
Don't know why you don't think he can profit on tour events. It's like saying you can't profit in asia, only on bubblegums.
>>69405844
sorry i dont have fonbet account so cant get on
>>69405844
>There is a large stake available right now and not one person here is on it
Colombia?
>>69405711
>Browne
W E W E W E W E W
Just hedge it
>>69405842
>>69405853
I dont think one Wimbledon is a reasonable sample size. If he can prove me wrong this time next year, I will eat my words. My point is, with mainstream games, you need a bigger sample because the games are more accurately priced.
Imagine your mate backs Chelsea and Man U for 3 weeks and is up after 3 weeks. Is he profitable in mainstream?
>>69405862
not fonbet :^)
Playing fifa. Juve. 5 at the back. 1 shot on goal. Leading 2-0. Wew.
>>69405892
>I dont think one Wimbledon is a reasonable sample size. If he can prove me wrong this time next year, I will eat my words. My point is, with mainstream games, you need a bigger sample because the games are more accurately priced.
Fair point, I do agree with you there.
>>69405884
>falling for the cain meme
and it's fucking heavyweight
>>69405892
Barely tip Wimbledon btw. Most of my tips are challenger/futures level. Wimbledon is just a bit of fun/acca. But we'll see after this ends I guess.
>>69405892
tip this "large" then,you are a bad as Albania desu
whenever a white american male is killed it is major victory for the rest of the world
>>69405892
Not sure why I'm paying for your tips if you're going to keep them to yourself. Why not act like a reasonable human being for once?
>>69405919
Only seen you tip Wimbledon desu. Just noticed your new tips havent been appearing on the feed l0l
>>69405955
I cant tip it on tt because the bookie isnt there. Message me and I will tell you.
>>69405916
I personally wouldn't bet on HW, but Cain is a beast and Browne's last 2 fights have been defeats (he was losing against Mitrione till he decided to cheat) but you're right, it is HW and anything can happen.
>>69405711
>Gastelum
>Browne
Putting a cheeky tenner on Marin, Sage doesn't like to get hit and he's facing an accomplished kickboxer
>>69405971
le secret bookie meme
literally have sex
who /large on lesnar/ here?
>>69405892
>Imagine your mate backs Chelsea and Man U for 3 weeks and is up after 3 weeks. Is he profitable in mainstream?
Horrendous example. 3 bets compared to about 50. I only use betfair, pinnacle and asia following TT and have a 20% roi after 53 bets. Well aware that isn't sustainable but unsure why you don't think he could sustain a positive roi on mainstream events.
>>69406003
my entire roll is tied up in Romanian tips, but I would be if I had any money left
PLEASE lend me a fiver
>>69405971
Fair enough.
>>69406003
Very wary of this. Should I even stay up to watch? Only know him from my brother watching WWE.
>>69405972
ye I agree Cain was a beast
dunno if he still is, hopefully not
hopefully he is a bit rusty
>>69405971
Either tip it in here, on TT, or shut up. Simple as that sunshine, had enough of you tbqh, dac and hear you chatting breeze about a large stake with no tip.
sol 11111
>>69406035
You ever seen the fight against Overeem? Lesnar is a slow piece of meat.. low energy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=altGsuOLycM
>>69406033
you're going to break even at best. its clear the romanian model needs fixing
>>69406003
Yeah. When he was 2.68 there was clear edge and it's still not priced right for me. He is taller, younger, more muscular, a good wrestler against a 42 year old fatty built up as a great striker but who will have trouble if he is taken down
>>69406076
he was literally overcome by a horrific disease during this fight you MONG
>>69406103
Yeah, Overeem.
>>69406003
Been putting a tenner on him every day for quite a while, got £320 on him in total
>>69406123
why not just put it all on at once? odd man
>>69406103
Was it obesity?
>>69406076
Overeem was on steroids and 6'5, this is a different fight
>>69406134
Odds have been fluctuating literally every day.
>>69406033
trip on juve.
>>69406035
up to you. but he WILL win.
>>69406076
he's fast as fuck, donald. diverticulitis says hello.
>>69406098
i'd say, as a wrestler, he's more than good.
>>69406134
sometime the odds change so this gets the average odds over a month to protect you in case the odds make a big move
v v uneducated post
Watching a documentary on the physics of sumo on NHK world Japan. Saturday nights so dire at home.
Defences looking so shaky in the Sol game
hop on lids
also on o1.5 fh
Where's the official /bet/ UFC 200 meme acca lads?
>>69406134
These
>>69406158
>>69406205
Highest I got was 2.625
Have a small on Richmond Strikers
>>69406177
Sorry lad, I'm not buying into the hype.
>>69406233
love documentaries, the most recent one i watched was 'war on foxes'. It was about foxes in lodon
>>69406035
Which one should I put my last fiverr on? O'Hare or yoshito? Put both of them on as an accy but need to put last rivers on one guarantee
>>69406275
your loss, chief.
>>69406248
thanks for the tip
>>69406318
We'll see. I'm just not sure enough to put my money on it at the moment. I've done plenty of UFC bets in the past and made some decent money on them, I'm just usually cautious when it comes to the main fights.
>>69406276
>not war on emus
baka.
Highlanders to score the next try
>>69406399
we dont speak of that war
>>69406313
>>Which one should I put my last fiverr on
What is wrong with you?
R8 my muggy lads:
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
>>69406313
Nishioka is safer.
>>69406276
Yokozuna so fascinating.
>>69406469
good
im sweating bullets for mousasi
>>69406469
Aldo is the dodgy one, think Lesnar can win
>>69406509
sumo's dying isnt it
SOL 2222222222222222
>>69406613
Very interesting. But yes it's dying out.
post your bets for the final, lads.
I think an "Away (France) no bet: X" @1.60 is a particularly great bet. France might now win in regular time, but Portugal won't either. Thoughts?
>>69406739
0:0 FT into penalties with France winning
You can still reback Sol America O3.5 @evens
4-1 Villages. Overs IN
>>69406802
>0:0
Would be a fitting end to a horrible tournament tbf
Griezmann O0.5 offside infringements @2.90
big chance that he'll play the whole game
>>69406739
Think I'm going to bet on Portugal to win. That way I'll be happy if they win.
>>69406938
So you're not supporting Portugal? Why?
>>69406938
Nice one Tsunaldo.
>>69406433
TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>WHO /BROCK/ HERE?
Wife's son has just got to bed. He won't be waking up if Brock loses.
>>69407058
I hate Ronaldo and Jorge Mendes. Fernando Santos has been annoying me with his speeches. The team has been annoying me with the play style and arrogance despite being being mediocre.
>>69406938
Odd post this
BEST BET EVER!!!
Place bet on miami fc -0.5 10 secs later they score, thank you god.
>>69407161
I see. But what do you expect to happen? Now that Pepe is back, do you think Portugal can keep a clean sheet and force a draw or even nick a win?
>>69406926
What bookie even offers this?
yooo niggas whats up I just smoked a ton of weed and dont know anything about betting but I think it would be cool to put like $100 on something what is a good bet for tonight i think brock lesnar is probably gonna win
>>69407248
Unibet
>>69407256
>He isn't on the fixed match
Miami fc vs New York cosmos. It's going to end 3-3
I solemnly promise from this moment forth I'll never beg for money on /bet/
>>69407266
Portugal will play really defensively, so I don't expect many offsides for France. And Giroud will be the offender for most of those I think.
Still, @2.90 looks juicy as hell. Any number on how often Griezmann's been offside this tourney?
The entire purpose of my trip has become obsolete. I shall once more join together with the anons
>>69407357
I'm very tempted to do it. Need offside information first tho
>>69407384
what's your roll?
Picture taken at the O2 last year. On my birthday. Djokovic vs Federer. Sat next to a Serb man. Only people in the section cheering for Djokovic. Gr8 night.
>>69407384
Pls no :O
>>69407318
thanks dude
>>69407476
You are me :D
Off to a good start on the punchface
>>69407200
JUST
>>69407505
stream?
>>69407490
Tears
>>69407442
>A Djokovic fan
>>69407232
France is fucking shit and struggles against teams that don't want the ball. We will be sitting back trying to counter-attack, and considering France's defense is shit, I could see a cheeky goal happening.
Against Germany, France only created chances with counter-attacks, and that won't be happening tomorrow. Then again, the refs are probably going to give them a hand and I do see one of our guys making a stupid foul inside the penalty box.
Our defense balances between being good and pathetic, just like Pepe.
TL;DR: I have no clue
SOL 3333333333333
I'm BIG on a Palestino reback -0.5AH @evens
other team has red card
already 0-4
anybody have dominos codes?
Is Over 4 the bet for the Laos game?
>>69407792
>Then again, the refs are probably going to give them a hand
Lol already drafting excuses huh? I'll be shocked if it's anything other than France winning by 3 or more. Portugal have gotten this far only by luck, luck ends tomorrow.
France -1 is a special stake.
Miami will never score another goal
Ronaldo FS is THE bet
>>69407973
Trip on Juve
>>69407920
>Lol already drafting excuses huh?
I don't want Portugal to win and I'm probably the biggest critic of the NT here. I'm not saying anything that special, tournament hosts usually have help.
SOLLLLLLLLLLLL 44444444
>>69407944
cmon i even got dubs betting gods
What's the Brampton score Euan?
>>69408188
fonbet
Nomads have 0 subs lads :^)
MIAMI PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6666666666666666666666666666666666666666
Michigan -1.75 is still a bet, who is tsmpouchon?
PALESTINO UNREAL
zzz euan statpadding with an impossible to follow bet
>>69408320
no but I'm on
>>69408320
any stream lid?
How does one even make a fonbet account?
>>69408320
med?
>>69408131
Fuck SOL you should have been on Miami, that game was ridiculous.
>>69408420
No stream unfortunately.
>>69408427
Yeah
https://twitter.com/MichiganBucks
Updates on twitter.
SOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 5555
UACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Really tempted to bankroll Manila -1.5 because it's sus as fuck
Doubles starting now. Link please.
Need shots on target, Derby's keeper's conceded 15 in the 5 games he's played. 4 of those were from Michigan.
>>69407893
looks like it lad
>>69408976
0 on target. 4 off.
l40S
Large on O6.5?
What the fuck is going on in this Laos game?
O'Hare being dire COME ON YOU IRISH FUCKER
Nomads SH the bet imo
Romania absolute lad.
>>69409047
35' Lalas header from close range hits outside netting. Still scoreless
29' Lalas header just over the bar. Still scoreless here at Ultimate
Lalas' header again goes just over the crossbar. Still 0-0 28' minute
Another chance for the Bucks as Cicerone's header rises above the crossbar. 15' minute still 0-0 @ROVERSSOCCER @USLPDL
If only fucking Lala had a decent header on him.
They have quality on the bench that they can bring on, hopefully Fitzpatrick (tied topscorer with 8 goals) comes on at halftime.
>>69409232
Link link. Also have a word with him.
>>69409290
Might be cousins with him, they're looking a bit better now though.
Will eat my left shoe if Laos make a 5th fh
>>69409350
Would be very happy if they did myself
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>69409350
/bet/ magic
euan, wtf is going on in this game and why do they still have a + handi
kozlov/smith now the favourites absolutely sweating here in tears and screaming wife's son wailing in the background
Just need a pair of Michigan goals and I'm up brains tonight
PMSL manila missed a penalty LOL
>penalty missed
PMSL.
>>69409623
>>69409630
>scored anyway
pmsl
over lads in tears do you see what you've done to me tennis tipster
>>69409697
>Tennis matches are 4 games
Literally all my tips lose the first set.
>>69409750
WAKE ME UP
>>69409776
43% 1st serve win. SHAKEN.
>>69409804
Right dunno what that means but I'll keep faith then
Just put $49 on Manila win-draw, if I lose I'm gonna be eating raw onions for a fortnight
>>69409861
That's shit m8.
>>69409873
Would recommend toast sandwiches.
>>69409900
Cash out then?
>>69409927
Relax lid.
What is THE Laos bet from here on?
>>69409927
How much do you even have on? You are never ever going to profit if you cash out. Christ this needs to be in the sticky. Can someone explain to him please?
DC United just got a red card
>>69409973
Cash out my second bet and reback O'hare?
>>69410003
Nothing, bookies have corrected all lines
>>69410071
Thanks Clattenburg
How do a team have no subs?
How do people even find out this information?
>>69407141
Pmsl. Under rated.
>>69410089
>4 up and still at 1.025
>correct
Just got a new pupper
>>69410082
No. Just leave everything as it is. Patience is needed if you're gonna make it big lid.
>>69410220
>he doesnt know
>>69410246
That's top pupper
having flashbacks to the sherepova game
>>69410302
what is the fix euan
>>69410409
You'll have to wait until it finishes to find out
philadelphia 4 when
Getting v v scared for this Manila bet
>58' Bucks substitutes looking to add some firepower. Ben Fitzpatrick and David Goldsmith add to the offense
bankrolling next goal laos
>>69410793
>firepower
>A jew and an irishman
ABORT
>>69410851
>Things have heated up quick. Bucks with three quick chances and now a corner
This is going to end in tears
Guys give me one reason why Lesnar @2.4 is not a mainstream special. Since Jon Jones was just busted for steroids that leaves Lesnar as the next big star, Dana is definitely rigging this so Lesnar wins
62' Lalas just misses a header from close range. Bucks trying to walk it into the back of the net
LALA YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>69410898
Brock hasn't fought in what, 4 years?
I do have money on Brock though, just can't resist those odds and it's fucking Brock. He's healthy and determined.
Just need DC now.
Will probably hedge cause I'm afraid of meme magic
Hello darkness my old friend.
>laos markets still not open
>>69411152
Say hi for me
11 win streak ruined by an Irish man and a guy with bang in his name zzzzzz
>>69411337
tears tears tears
>>69411443
Can NOT afford another trip to the vet
>>69411487
can't afford food lad
>>69411515
Nothing but potatoes for you
>>69411515
Recommend a triple decker cheese slice sandwich the buns being other slices of cheese
>Bucks have scored in every home game in the last 5 years bar one game
HASS
>>69411678
pls one more
Moments after I place my u10.5
C-c-could it be?
Loas ends 7-4
Reckon Griezmann has a chance?
>>69412300
>Going to the bookies
Hmm h o p i n g
>>69412300
Probably, 4/1 is a fair price
>>69412386
cash out now lid.
So what actually was the fix?
>>69412335
>being this new
>ponte preta goal
leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69412490
Explain
>>69412386
Very nice lad, praying for you
Literally only follow ARP and Hass tips. Please recommend some free tipsters on TT.
>>69412884
Basketball boss is okay
>>69412924
Ausshark? Is that you?
I thought the Romanian model was my ticket to riches but really it is just another fake frog.
>>69412990
Dunno who that is, but he sounds cool
>>69412990
Ello lad
>>69412884
MrRobot but usually tips meme bookies (e.g. betvictor prestakes), bird (if he has info), Mushroom (has info but usually loses so probably overestimates the effect of his info).
Rest I follow are inactive or paid.
down disgusting sums think I'll give up this gambling nonsense, not for me, should I
a)keep gambling
b)get a job
c)join the criminal underworld
d)spend disposable income on lotto tickets
>>69413036
My first ever TT follower
>>69413065
NEED you to tip
>>69413079
Is robot an admin? Responded to a report a while ago. Tbqh Hass is pretty good but I want some variety too.
>>69413126
Get a job if you can
More money to gamble with
>>69413126
What do you do currently? Get a job though.
>>69413079
Which paid tipsters do you follow?
>>69413147
I don't intend on doing much betting for today, but if I see something probably will
>>69413147
dunno desu. didnt think so because he hardly posts or comments to tips but if he responded to a report, I guess so.
There arent many decent free. hordur98 too I guess but I'm weary.
>>69413234
EBA (fraud), ronburgundy (not amazing but not bad for the price.
>>69413230
still in uni corproate law and no prior work experience and summer nearly over sm.h
Up sums today. Love the limits in Asia
>>69413485
Actually made more in Asia than on bubblegums today. Thanks Hass, Sogndal and the dutch anon who tipped AZ overs.
Gambling no longer profitable lads.
>>69413371
You forgot reffocs lid. THE cricket connoisseur.
Nishioka saves 2 break points. Sweating.
>>69413474
That's fine then lid.
>>69413485
He STILL HASN'T donated to me
>>69413598
>>69413371
Ron Burgandy is great, made SUMS from his shout today and rebacks from the St Polten match Hass tipped. What's the point in IBT when you have Ron? I'm sure the lines hold longer too. Hordur98 seems good, I know he's played in the youth team himself I think (to some level)
>>69413630
start handing out cv's like a mug then?
never be a /bet/ big boy just have to come to terms with that
>>69413870
What did you start with? Unless you deposited 200 or so in the first place.
Night lads.
>>69413829
my only issue with Hordur is how he seems a bit simple. Just cant trust someone like that straight off.
Melgar are going to score r-right lads?
>>69413953
incremental 20's and smalelr sums past few months, probably put 160 with no return, oftentimes I'd win a bit the lost that
>>69413870
Are you the Irish knob who keeps asking whether he should cash out on his 3 euro bets?
Learn how to gamble properly, learn how to manage your bankroll. If you can't afford to start with a £100 (preferably £200 so you get the bonus) bankroll don't gamble.
You will never ever get anywhere from gambling with pennies unless you practice strict bankroll management, and then it will take you weeks to make any real amount of money, which will only leave you frustrated and lead you to throw bankroll management out the window.
>>69414154
Listen to this man. Betting with 20s and 10s will leave you frustrated. When you have a 20 pound roll. 50p should be one unit for you.
NISHIOKA
Marathon are offering 2.53 on Kontinen/Watson? Can someone confirm.
WALL STREET
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Lads. Too drunk to check but how did my bets do are people uo?
Derfell bet
>>69414408
Cringe.
>>69414070
Also NISHIOKA. Least you won't lose that.
lel
goodbye money you will be missed, cain is back I guess
>>69414408
Yeah I'm up, thanks
>>69414450
Het Euan!
>>69414560
When is the Brock coming on?
I dont know much about UFC but UFC inplay is free money. Will try to post bets here. from experience, 365, Willy Hill, Marathon are best. Any other bookies good for it?
This Frances fellow is getting mad
>>69414746
>I dont know much about UFC but UFC inplay is free money.
You sound like a proper mug here lad
>>69414657
It's strange to be this obsessed with euan
>>69414560
I literally told you Browne was an awful pick. But it's your money to throw away.
>>69414844
I dont follow all the fighters on twitter and all that gay shit but I have watched the last 5 events or so with my flatmate and have made a few quid. Bookies simply dont move odds enough based on what is happening. Might end up not getting on anything tonight but if I am I will post
>>69414977
do you mean like if someone gets rocked and is likely to be TKOd they dont suspend fast enough or what?
>>69414692
>When is the Brock coming on?
Probably about 4:45
>>69415071
The best time is when it is going to decision and the odds are similar to before it started but one fighter is clearly up 2 rounds and dominating the 3rd. I was hoping Browne would make it to the bell there but it didnt happen
Fuck two days and I lost 25% of my monthly roll. All in supposedly safe bets.
>>69415355
Put your other 75% on Brock Lesnar lid
>>69415208
Makes sense, gonna have a look during this next fight.
Have you tried using the exchange?
>>69415355
No such thing as a safe bet pal.
>>69415208
Just checked my spready. 8 wins from 11 UFC bets including pre-start accas. 73% "ROI"
>>69415438
Nope. Didnt even know they had it. Doubt you would get matched though because everyone watching would want on the same thing
what time is the Brock fight lads?
>>69414154
Might try get some money together then, 100 euro. Any recommended reading to make me less of a mug and more of a shrewd gambler?
>>69414341
Might try this with the 8.60 I have
Edgar the value desu.
Probably 2-1 up, arguable 3-0. If he goes the distance, I could take it. B365 3/1 silly odds. Worth a tiny
>https://youtu.be/edY2blYb_FE
10 pts if you can spot what's wrong and you don't shit yourself immediately
>NWSL
>womyn
>euan
>>69416340
Aldo is clearly winning.
Shows what you know about UFC kek
>>69416116
4 hours
4-1 Aldo
>>69416453
>muh blood
First round was clearly Edgar
2nd round was hard to call
3rd round also hard to call.
(posted between 3 and 4)
Give the 4th to Aldo and you are 2-2.
Would take 3/1 on a fight going to the last round without anyone rocked.
>>69416731
Edgar is @12 on the exchange.
Had a bad day lads, was supposed to cover 4 matches, one won't be paid because the referee forgot to show a red card and they say I gave the entry late
Then I had a match delayed half an hour and lasted 5 sets (3 in total), making me unable to cover the next one
Rip 80 euros, you'll be missed
>>69416731
>Aldo wins 49-46
Here you go
lmao was Euan really on Edgar? PMSL
>>69416757
yeah, 2 rounds after my post
>>69416994
>30 seconds
>2 rounds
have sex
>>69405565
I though Jamal Blackman was a joke
>well he's called Jamal, of course he's a black man
Cant wait to aftertime the next fight pmsl
Anyone who thought Aldo wasn't going to win after the 2nd round just doesn't know what they're watching.
Edgar wasn't doing anything, wasn't causing any trouble to Aldo and Aldo can't be taken down easily. When Aldo did attack he made it count.
>>69417222
Frankie definitely won 1 and 3 though
Aldo wasn't as dominant as the commentators led to believe, at least not the first three rounds
>>69417222
48-47 Aldo is how I scored it.
>>69417259
>on one judges scorecard.
>just got Brock @2.48
surreal
Absolute SUMS on Lesnar
>>69416382
I think UFC is distracting /bet/ from how ridiculous this shit is. I've never seen anything like this before, even in an amateur league
>>69415482
>No such thing as a safe bet pal.
The team was invincible for 30+ games at home and playing a crippled side, my bet was DNB and they managed to lost.
>>69415395
I already recovered thanks to Aldo.
>>69416382
Wait whats with the dog
>>69418075
Skip ahead m8
Shame McGregor didn't scare aldo
>>69416382
I dont understand tbqh, loads of lower leagues have shitty mascots lid
>>69418167
Holy shit the commentary
Reminder a fat samoan dude is literally favourite against one of the most amazing athletes to ever live just because he punches hard.
Brock Lesnar is going to win easily. FINALLY time to win back all the money I lost on Chiefs +5.
Cleaning up the exchange as we speak.
>>69418311
betting the farm on lesnar desu, bessy running out of milk
>>69418659
Bet the wifes son's college fund.
Better hope he passes his GCSEs
>>69418290
>>69418238
Am I being subtly rused here? The pitch is the width of a kingsize bed
Dunno whether to sleep or put last fkverr on lesnar
IT'S BROCK TIME
Cormier by dec.
Easy and obvious bet.
Night lads, far too tired for mancuddle.
>>69418804
I noticed it. I've been a registered football referee in Australia since I was like 16 so I just didn't think much of it and it might have been legal.
>>69418965
>sleeping before the Lesnar fight
are you autistic? will be a v enjoyable bit of trading to do
>>69418311
Don't talk about a sport you have no clue about like you're some kind of authority.
Seriously cringed hard reading this.
>>69419093
>Don't talk about a sport you have no clue about like you're some kind of authority.
Welcome to /bet/
>>69419027
>one fat cunt punches another fat cunt until one is concussed.
I'll pass.
>>69419093
pmsl
>>69419093
Should I bet on lesnar yank expert?
>>69419227
If you want to then go for it potato.
>>69419093
Brock hasnt lost in WWE (harder than UFC) for like 3 years. He will win easily.
Having one final top up.
BROCK
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>>69419321
Absolutely creasing lid, 10/10
>>69419321
>yuros stay up past 4 am to watch a kid's show.
>>69419813
5am
Brock better come out to his WWF music
>>69419876
Link to stream
>>69419876
>F
go to bed grandad
>>69419957
acestream://6c402a0a205514f905c3f00b884c7b878509d477
>>69418986
Seems crazy to me. Apparently it's legal though
I don't watch UFC often but what was preventing the black guy from dropping elbows into Brock's back?
pmsl
>there are """""""people"""""""" ITT who arent special staking Brock
People are entertained by this shit show?
UP ABSOLUTE SUMS
>>69419093
Y O U
>>69420899
Tell you what I'm entertained by about this fight and that's PROFIT
>People unironically didn't bet on Lesnar
Bookies absolutely clueless as usual.
This was the single easiest bet I've ever got on
>Bookies
>>69421047
I mean aside from betting on this. Do people watch this and go, this is entertaining to watch.
>>69419093
Don't talk about a sport you have no clue about like you're some kind of authority.
Seriously cringed hard reading this.
>>69421184
I think it's just cause we watched two big fat dudes go at it. Lighter fighters would be much more entertaining
>>69421184
Brock's a wrestler, that's his style.
Not every fight is 2 brawlers trading punches.
Easy money on Lesnar
Reminded me of his very first UFC fight, didn't KO but wrestled his way to victory.
Throwing my cheeky change on Nunes just because >women, otherwise nice profit.
>>69421374
Is there any other style for fat dudes then hugging each other and trying to punch from close range?
>People have literally been tipping Lesnar all week
Tears if you didn't get on
>>69421533
legitimately confused about how bookies had this so wrong
>>69421511
Of course you dummy
>>69421511
Yeah, it's MMA m8, pick your style.
Heavyweight tends to favour wrestlers over out and out fighters/submission specialists.
>>69421589
They still have Memegregor as the favourite pmsl
>>69421533
Post your $10 slip
>>69421596
I can't imagine another style for fat dudes that don't leverage their huge weight when their huge weight results in lower agility. Then again I don't watch UFC.
>wake up
>lesnar cam through
>TT tip came through
>cheeky ufc acca came through
lady luck is smiling down on me
>>69421711
Lesnar's a monster, not everyone is as big as him.
>>69421887
>>cheeky ufc acca came through
What were the odds?
>>69422030
Mousasi, gastelum, northcutt and dillashaw @4.18
rule #1 for womens ufc. always bet on the ugly broad.
Whoevef tipped Nunes, thank you
HAHAHA YES AMANDA NUNES
FUCK YEAH
WHAT A CLINIC
>Shoulda put more regret feeling
HUP $200 from the punch face. Productive night. Frankie Edgar, unironically the guy I was most confident in, fucked me but it is what it is.
>All my bets losing since yesterday
Hello darkness my old friend
Wtb
>>69405286
Went Sage/TJ/Lesnar, wishing I grabbed Cain now too I guess, he was angry his competition was so weak... first round knockout.
>>69423860
And yea when I saw that fat fuck he was going against, I didnt think he stood a chance.
Seemed like a freebie fight for lesnar since he hadnt had a bout since 2011.
>>69423860
>>69423895
I went Lesnar but I went with TKO, felt the ref should have stopped it in round 3 there, ended up losing money from it but whatever. Still made a killing. Sage almost killed everything for me.
Reminder to get on HAM to win the British Grand Prix.
So how would you say this thread is going? Scale of 1-10.
>>69424628
too slow/10
>>69424805
CRIKEY
>>69424869
dont crikey me you mud ridden noonga
>>69424902
I don't know what that means, but it sounds very Australian, too right mate Foster's koala digeridoo?
Load of flamin' bloody drongos ITT
>>69424925
we dont drink Fosters mate, we like our VB's in a stubbie from the eski in the arvo
how did sage go? i wussied out of a 1.45 line on him and the pre-fight line dropped to 1.28. felt like an absolute mug not putting coin down. at least i got on lesnar
>>69425250
>how did sage go?
He arguably lost that fight. He was caught in an armbar but fought through it with heart, he looked like absolute garbage is what I'm saying, and with different judges he'd have lost. The lines being that short for him were a bookie trap , should have been at evens since he's still a 20 year old kid who's learning the game.
>>69425042
>Foster's, Australian for "the shit they serve to tourists."
Legit. Mind you, crikey walkabout a dingo ate my baby, jafeel?
Please respond >>69401549
I don't post on /bet/, but I won $42.50 on a $5 bet from Lesnar winning (:
>>69425330
>jafeel
you muzzie, get your sharia laws and mosque outta my country
>>69425501
>>69425501
Send me some m8
>>69425519
It belongs to the aboriginals though
>>69425519
There's that Australian racism I've heard so much about.
>get invited to e-sports betting discord
>everyone is insufferable and annoying
>they are all active around SEA hours, must be because they all make a living off this shit, find out they're all chink slime
>get constantly heckled because i refuse to post my tips until the hour before because the lines will move, ruining in-play, yet no one posts ANYTHING of use other than me
>literally gave them the tip on the lesnar fix and all i get is insults
holy shit, chinks are just disgusting creatures. all they do is make crazy speculative mug bets and drive people off. i now realize how superior /bet/ is. all praise romania PBUM (peace be upon model), praise tennis tipster and shove a racket up his boihole. T4tw can go fuck himself though
>paying for losing tips
>>69406123
JUST WOKE UP AND CHECKED HOLY SHIT
How much richer did you all get and will you buy me a new car.
So what are the Sure Things of the day lads, besides Murray and France to win
>>69425796
I would avoid france to win desu
this may or may not be THE bet of the day
>>69425851
seems legit
>>69425796
France DC
>try to place cheeky acca on Betfair
>can't get rid of: "there's a technical error"
>>69425826
You know that the whole Euro is fixed for France to lift up their spirits after Bataclan right?
Wake up to a Nishioka win. Feels good. The Canadian I was going to tip but couldn't because of TT wins. Feel ill.
To E/W on Griezmann first goal or just have a punt?
Great thread, addicts.
Is it time for MIlos?
>>69426073
It's never time for Milos lad
>>69426113
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