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England's brave Andy MURRAY edition
Juve guy PLEASE give me my 50 pound sub edition
T4tw roasting session sub sub edition
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I don't watch soccer, but this Greizmann is going to get cucked by every Portugese player and not score anything, right?
>>69426137
I have a feeling it will end in a draw.
Almost every major tournament final have ended in a draw. I am just going to put a cheeky tenner into X. And then maybe portugal yellow.
>>69426182
France to lift the trophy or France/Draw DC, whichever you prefer
France can keep Ronaldo quiet and without him that team is pretty useless
Based James from Betfair
>>69426220
France starts at 0.5 so there isn't a AH 0.
I don't have double chance.
>>69426220
>France to lift 1.44 on 365
Not cheeky enough 2bh.
betting my house, car, dog, wife and wife's son onto the murray bet.
>>69426229
good lad, gotta treat those fellas right.
WTB in the flip match?
>>69426229
BIG JAY
Who cheeky /acca/ here?
Trying to tip a worldie on TT. Match doesn't show up. Cba to make a custom. What do.
>>69426312
nippon only
who cheeky /life bet/ on murray here
>>69426338
False alarm. The match is tomorrow. Hamburg looking gold.
>>69426360
Taking out my 5th wonga loan.
>>69426375
going to pawn my dog at cash converters.
>>69426396
Would but mines at the vet after that doubles match last night.
>>69426360
>cheeky bet
>not trusting Raonic
Choose one.
Going all-in on Raonic tie-breaking at least one set.
>>69426232
It's free money mate, no reason not to stick 50 pounds on it...
Other than not having 50 pounds I guess
>>69426442
Raonic was our semi man. Murray is our final man.
>>69426442
getting worried, literally bet EVERYTHING on murray. If i loose i won't gamble again because ill have no gambling money left
>>69426502
Stop worrying. Our man will do the job.
>>69426518
i believe. loved watching him at Aus open
Who here /RonaldoFS/
>>69426647
Greez desu.
wtb on Japanese leagues lads
also, whp UAC from lesnar?
>>69426647
>Portugal scoring
Pmsl
>No £50 offer on France vs Portugal
>>69426664
I've got a cheeky acca on some nip matches. See: >>69426312
>>69426659
>>69426697
Making me feel nervous
>>69426708
I hope you E/W'd at least.
Bet365 has that 0-0 money back shit on FS though.
Griezmann for player of the tournament = free money?
>>69426705
cheers Lieberman.
that cheeky verdy correction
put 500€ bet on france as europe championship winner = free money?
>>69426770
I hope you won't get Tsuu'd
it's 5 am my yard backs onto a soccer field, i was out side having a smoke and some idiot cut thru my neighbors property thru the back yards, hopper my neighbors fence into my yard then into the field. he didn't have a shirt on.
What the fuck are those lines in the Vietcong match, bet365 fucked up?
need some shimizu goals
Lost all my money on ufc200, what is THE bet we are all on?
sweatyman.jpg
romanian model btfo
>>69426781
>Le barely beat wales without 2 of their better players team
Even England beat Wales ffs
>>69426840
shimizu overs are looking decent
>>69426866
shaking here
>>69426868
I'm not saying that the probability for him is high, just don't hope for him that Portutsuuu wins.
shimisuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>It's another losing day of /bet/ting
Any tennis lads here? Do you think Raonic can take a set off Murray?
Netbet taking the piss now, sent them my verification details two days ago reeeeeeeeeeeeee gimme my £500
>>69426929
i told you to bet on lesnar, rabbi.
>>69426991
gave up on the romanian model till its good
>>69427025
I know, I'll give you props. Just didn't feel secure about it myself.
>>69427044
the most obvious bet since diaz beating mcgregor. hunt is a FRAUD, if you will.
>tfw freerolling
JEF utd why must you do this to me
Gonna head to the gym.
Expecting to come back and writing off tons of bet. Fuck this weekend.
euan, did you seriously not bet on lesnar because your mate said he won't win?
and i hope that swede cashed out on pic related like i said.
>>69426869
Just won me some money, cheers lad. You've probably won me the most, just through recommending teams
BET365 line falling on Greiz FS.
>>69427505
KEK
>>69427505
>White people
>>69427505
v v juveguy post this
>>69427505
It's there own fault there homeless, pure filth
>>69427445
np lid
>you will never meet these people
feels good desu
got a cheeky 30 on Murray to win 3-1 and 10 on Giroud scoring at any time.
Is it full retard to pick correct score? I went for 2-1 France in the Semis and got ABSOLUTELY KEKED by Lloris.
>Murray has won 5 out of the last 5 matches with Raonic
Who here ready for slaughter?
>>69427505
He is the least street smart person in the world, didn't he get mugged by some romanians too?
WILL RAONIC WIN A SET YES OR NO YOU ABSOLUTE MUGS
>>69427559
>im imagining that 4 sum rite now.
>>69427505
>Paris
100% gypsies, not syrians.
>>69427596
>>69427605
delet this
>>69427590
He will m8. Murray will choke in 2nd set, then BRING IT HOME strong
>>69427590
It's tennis, 3-set blowouts are pretty rare between players that aren't totally mismatched, the opponent usually manages to sneak a set. Murray will waver and fuck up at some point; he isn't the sort of player to totally dominate a game; he and Raonic's recent games have been pretty close and gone the distance.
25 bings til AC Horsens - FC Midtjylland
Match has just been moved from a neutral venue to FC Midtjylland's facility. They've also played two competitive matches whereas AC Horsens hasn't.
Last friendly before league starts up next weekend.
No lineups for either team but @2.25 for FCM is way too much
If you're not atleast a MEDIUM on this you're v v confused by betting
Also recommended FCM HT/FT
http://gu.com/p/4ze87/stw
Pmsl
>>69427505
pmsl
>>69427676
Lmao
>>69427637
pmsl
>>69427648
Monitoring for betting purposes
>>69427693
Lmao
fucking shitting my pants
went to bet thinking the worst case scenario for france was a draw, now am completely convinced portugal will nick a win in regular time
which would basically mean i'd have to eat bread with ice this entire summer
VIETTEL SW
VIETTEL SW
VIETTEL SW
VIETTEL SW
VIETTEL SW
>>69427648
What the fuck? Midtjyll -1 AH @3.75
This is a refund at worst, I might go in large.
>>69427648
cheers mate, hope it works out
Got a medium on FCM and a bit on ht/ft
>>69427749
r r like this gimmick.
>>69427648
>Friendlies
Will the coach try and meme some shit since it doesn't matter?
Thank G-d.
Midtjyll record, going for overs and midtjyll handicaps
>>69427648
legend, thanks
>>69427798
what site is this?
My bankroll has been stagnating so i'm starting a meme rolling accy
Starting with $11 on SK gaming vs Team Liquid @1.50
>e-sports
I really want team liquid to win but deep inside me I know SK gaming will win, at least I will go UP
>>69427821
Did you cash out on the acca?
I advise everybody to put at least a small on O4.5 Midtjyll @5.5
>>69427836
nope, I should have
Cain Velasquez looked great
>>69427821
Liquid looked better vs fnatic than sk did vs vp.
>>69427740
I placed my whole salary (10 EUROS) on over 2.5
>>69427783
They haven't posted lineup but they will do live updates
Must be around in a couple of minutes
>>69427856
well if Liquid wins I'll just start a new rolling accy and I'll actually be v v happy
can u call this a hedge?
Hmm.
>>69427851
Sorry to hear that lad
>>69427863
Hopefully they start Australia's brave Awer Mabil.
>>69427867
Sure. Why not?
>>69427870
CASH OUT NOW
>>69427839
#ON
large midtjyll -1
med midtjyll O1.5 teamgoals
small O4.5 goals
All my last night winnings on this midjittland game
This is either going to be glorious or a disaster
come on midtjyllz
>Lineups not even out yet
retards
>>69427873
How come so many aussies don't sound straylian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJwqD3auGAk
>>69427910
Same, let's have faith >together (sung like Mac Demarco)
>suspended
>>69427894
Not sure, friend. Might hold on a little longer.
>>69427910
Same lad, bit nervous. Only over 2.5 though and mid to win
>>69427925
http://www.fcm.dk/nyheder/superliga/dagens-testkamp-flyttet-til-ikast
?¿?
>>69427927
should have seen him play in Zagreb two days ago but i resold the tickets for 1.5 the price lmao
hi where is the stream
>>69427938
well then? have you done line ups?
>>69427926
He sounds like an ethnic person/immigrant from South Western Sydney.
t. Someone who lives in South West Sydney.
>>69427931
why is it suspended ffs NEED to bet
>>69427590
>>69427596
>>69427605
>He didn't watch the Queens final
LOL
FCM game said suspended but now it's not?
Orite, senpai.
>>69427926
>Mustafa
>amini
come on mate. arabs might make up the majority in Scandinavia but it ain't like that here.
On a serious note, most people don't have the stereotypical australian accent. However, some words, their demean of speech and colloquial language are shared by most australians
>>69427971
Pmsl
What should I eat while I watch this match lids? Really want to see a 5 setter.
>>69427971
What happened?
>>69427964
I blame jews!!!
It is already 8min...
horsens game keeps suspending beefore I bet fml
>>69427926
He's got that weird "I've been at Dortmund and speaking to German cunts too long" sort of thing going on with his accent.
It's like when Harry Kewell became a cockney scouser.
MIDTJYLLL 1111111111111111111111111111
HOPE EVERYBODY GOT #ON
Aye lads, here we go
111111111111111111111111111111111
>betting suspended until goal
1111111111111111
i am going to kill myself. Was suspended and didnt place bet and now they score.
>>69428002
>>69428009
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
what does pmsl mean
>>69427982
Yeah, suspended basically means that the game is stopped for whatever reason; free kicks etc.
tfw only got on SW
i-is it worth getting on a handicap?
LET'S GO LADS.
1111111111111 fuck yes la
My Midtjyll over 1.5 teamgoals is gonna roll in before ht I swear
>>69428019
pissing myself laughing
>>69427995
Strawberries and cream
FULL TIME PLUMBERS
UNSUSPEND FOR FUCKS SAKE
LOOKTABFAH SW
LOOKTABFAH SW
LOOKTABFAH SW
LOOKTABFAH SW
>>69428037
betfair
>>69428037
What game, lol?
>>69428052
MIDTJYLLAND
>>69427926
he isn't your typical white Australian obviously. he has an ethnic accent meaning that he is not from here or his parents were non-Australian so his accent isn't perfect Australian like you would assume.
>>69428052
Nips=nibbs
ROFL
got on Midtjylland team goals over 4.5 NEED 4 more PLEASE
erm, why are you getting so hyped on Midtjylland?
just because of the venue?
midtyjlland next goal @2.05
>>69428078
hope you lose xx
Midtjylland stream???
>>69427996
He won a set and was a break up in the second before he choked. Plus in the Aussie Open he was about to win against Muzza before he got injured.
I'm pretty certain he'll win at least one set today.
>>69428087
Because there is MONEY to be made
>>69428047
HOPE Y'ALL GOT ON
>>69428108
oh right, great explanation
>>69427948
Went to see him in Lyon last week, was amazing. But he was supporting Tame Impala and those guys are fucking insane
*handrubbing intensifies*
FCM NEXT GOAL, CMON YOU DANES. DO IT FOR PRINCESS MARY.
FC MIDTJYLL hit the post
>>69428032
Good point.
where is the fucking stream?
>>69428149
you got stream dutchbro
O1.5 midtjyll HT @evens
double your bankroll
This is it lads, going ALL in on FCM
HT/FM is still at 1.44 thats FREE MONEY
>>69428130
Hope he doesn't die of lung cancer before I get the chance to see one of his gigs tbqh
>>69428194
where?
I can't pull the trigger on next goal even tho it might be easy double of my bankroll
FUCK
>>69428219
bet365
This isn't a huge mismatch desu, especially since Midjitland are playing a b team. Wish I didn't have so much on
No Midtjylland stream
I have a friend on site with updates
O4.5 looking good, midtjyll dominating hard.
>>69428241
this.
>>69428149
where you watching you tulip loving cunt?
>>69428232
if it makes you feel any better I got a lot on next goal
REBACK
OK in it with you guys LARGE bet on Midtjylland next goal
look now when they concede in the span of 5 min
Non believers better shoo when this ends at least 0-2 HT
>>69428293
this
I'm scared guys
hold me
>>69428315
its all in the hands of god now
>>69428292
FCM next goal just went up to 1.9 mate, should've been a bit more patient
>>69428249
that is O4.5 for midtjyll, right?
>>69428241
a team will come on in the econd half :^)
>>69428344
O4.5 total yes
>That radar shit on the Bet365 app
It's way too scary 2bh.
>>69428354
fucks sake i got it on team goals for midtylland oh well
>>69428210
I'm sure he'll be fine, only smoked 5 when he was on stage. Although it was only 45 minutes
gonna take a 5 min walk, hopefully 2-0 for midthylland when im back
>>69428360
this
FCM next goal keeps on going up, Im gonna miss it in the end but damn I wanna get as much cash as possible from it
FCM score both halves 1.9
>>69428344
>No Pusic
>>69428369
>>69428369
What mad odds are they giving on that?
>>69428385
and FCM to win 2nd half is 2.62 lad
10 more mins and I cashout overs
>It's a DANGEROUS ATTACK turns into IN POSSESSION episode
>>69428406
got on at 12.00, but it went up to like 13.50
>28 ' good rescue by Mikkel Andersen on a completion from Kim Aabech #fcmach #sldk #fcm
It seems like rball isn't registering shots by Horsens
the odds are going up, reback?
>>69428428
>It seems like rball isn't registering shots by Horsens
oh god, what have I done....
CMON YOU DANES, GET THAT NEXT GOAL
small on Midtjylland to win 2nd half
medium on Midtjlland 0 asian
Worried about O2.5
>>69428439
What game what bet
sweating
>it's an AC Horsens parking the buss when 1 down episode
>>69428249
>I have a friend on site with updates
You guys realise Midtjyland is a Danish, not a Dutch or a Norwegian team right?
Why would a Dutchman have a friend on site, in FUCKING Denmark?
You all got on them because a NORWEGIAN told you to
REBACK ON MIDTJYLLAND
REBACK ON MIDTJYLLAND
REBACK ON MIDTJYLLAND
REBACK ON MIDTJYLLAND
is mittyljand going to putting their b team on after half time lids?
How fitting the danes are my downfall
>>69428600
Well since they haven't taken their A team, yes
so many nibs
>>69428546
Oh, it's impossible to have a friend in Denmark when you're from the Netherlands
right
>>69428671
what is ur friend saying now?
Mid still dominating?
looking DIRE fml
>>69428630
>Well since they haven't taken their A team, yes
>Betting on full-time plumbers
>>69428696
They're parking the bus in a friendly when they're 1-0 down. Midtjyll dominates and came close a few times. Second half should definitely come in
>>69428734
> parking the bus in a friendly when they're 1-0 down
Of course
so far so good lads
>>69428734
>Second half should definitely come in
#ibelieve
SO SO DOWN
>>69428808
>>69428803
>>69428803
>>69428777
Believe, guys.
>>69428863
Never trust a Dutchman
Didn't get on Gordon Reid.
Catastrophic.
>>69428863
NEED four goals
>>69428981
kek
post stake
>>69428981
>>69428863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j97bd6Cjp2U
Official Midtjylland theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuZZqGRrSzI
>tfw the app only gave me O2.5 goals
>niggas in here going O5
I'm glad desu. Might just let it ride, cbf cashing out.
>>69428943
I really like you man. I'm up trillions thanks to that Jap last night and, I assume, Murray today.
Can't stop losing on Romanian tips
Won't stop losing on Romanian tips
>>69429087
Same for me, feel bad for those lads o4.5
someone explain to me why this was void
Reminder that O4.5 was the small bet.
The large bets were Midtjyll O1.5 teamgoals and Midtjyll -1.
>>69429100
IN IT TO WIN IT. HE IS DUE.
Is this how Flatanon backers feel like?
>>69429157
if you put it on at 0-1 then it takes the asian handicap from THAT SCORE
>>69429157
AH resets score to 0-0
>>69429183
oh alright, thanks
>>69429090
Thanks pal. Hopefully just the beginning of something.
Formula one looks a bit exciting today. Big day of sport lids.
>>69429180
Extremely tempted.
>>69429206
I learnt the hard way and didn't even get my stake back
