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word of the day: Coccydynia - a pain the arse
ufc 200 is tonight. Daniel Cormier is a free bet. Put whatever you want on him for free returns
Wew lads dead /bet/
>>69390340
Wait for J1
What's the best site apart from bet365 to use? I got limited by them a year ago on this one and still am. Bankroll's starting to grow and it's pretty shitty
Tfw you wake up to money in your account from the Dallas game.
Will tip anything that comes my way in shop.
>>69390509
unibet is good. love the web interface. Good markets but no cash out
>>69390509
Ask for your dad's identity?
Or a close friend?
>>69390552
It's been a year so I asked them to review it but since it's Jew365 I doubt they'll reverse it
>>69390557
What did you do to get chinned by them?
>>69390571
Made like 10k. When I got limited I withdrew it all eventually and stopped betting all together.
Got back into it lately starting with $50 but now I'm reaching the point that I can stake a lot more than the shitty max they let me.
>>69390591
Use a family member/close friend and make an acc.
>>69390604
Yeah I plan on it
fuck yesterday, putting it all on TT tips today. Im letting Jesus take the wheel on this one
>>69390668
are you the guy that said the PSV was a 9/10 bet?
Broke even with the Dallas bet, the J-league games will be interesting
>>69390682
Im not braindead, so not that wasnt me
Another Global FC game coming up lads
>>69390682
Who have you followed for J league?
Romania or Derfell? Some of their tips are directly pitted against one another.
>>69390700
romania, i've been following every tip he's been posting. I'm slightly down. You?
>>69390698
Green Archers aren't THAT bad, might not be a blowout
>>69390714
>>69390698
On o1.5 fh personally lads
>>69390709
Still very up. When did you start following Romania?
>>69390698
Green Archer aren't that bad. It will be a win for Global but don't expect a large blowout unless Global score like 2 goals in the first 20 minutes.
>>69390729
that should sail in
>>69390734
few days ago
>>69390739
Actually nvm, not sure about that either
>>69390742
That explains it. Romania only has a 4% ROI for me for these past few days but overall a ROI of 14.6%
D E L A Y E D
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>>69390714
U4.5 could be decent
I was searching really hard for this thread. Tell Juve I met up with this English girl last time and I stuck my finger in her Brexit.
>>69390795
*last night
>>69390795
Use the catalog lid
>>69390795
Post slip
>>69390807
It wasn't around, read the first posts of this thread. People let it die. Probably Juve trying to hide evidence.
>>69390808
No, I'm glad I left her. She was nasty. I'm done with Tinder.
Cockburn scored, nice. Went small on the AH 0 for them. Maybe I should actually contribute to these for the future
>>69390825
Oh I see
>>69390825
>No slip
SO fraud
pmsl
Thanks Global
Global just scored so if you gonna lump it in, i hope you already did or do it now.
>Unders
Sweating profusely
The battering is gonna come lads
>>69390884
Time to mark it as a loss
>>69390729
pmsl at how easy this was
>>69390906
It's cool, just trying to spice things up until there are games I actually want to bet on
>>69390912
2ez
>>69390906
I was on Global to score 1st and then 2nd goal of the game, now waiting for their 3rd
Cockburn score again. Only went small. Haha fuck me
>>69390943
p-p-please give me tips, how do you do this
>>69390952
France - Portugal final, draw at 90 mins.
Huh? They offer cash out, it's just trickier to use. Go to the game you've bet on and find the marked.
>>69390983
This actually isn't that far fetched from happening.
>>69391020
Meant for >>69390539
Anyone else get limited after my Santa Clarita tip? Fuming, only had this 365 account for a few days. Probably doesn't help that Mackers also tipped OC when I was on them
>>69391043
What exactly was it? Fairly certain I bet on them, but don't remember if I follwed your tip. Not limited.
>>69391076
+0.5 from 0-0, won the game 5-1.
>>69391083
Nah, I think I got on later, that explains it
>>69391043
Kurt tipped SW just as they scored the first goal, I guess being on the same bets as Mackers and Kurt Drago in the same night got your account chinned
One of of the tennis matches has kicked off btw. Fortuna already broken him
>>69391109
>>69391096
Thought as much.
Anyone actually use netbet? How are the limits?
Decent markets
>Global stops scoring altogether
Kraut feeling lucky now
>>69389827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akDAaIpzYrU
Hm.
To anybody wondering why Perth Glory U21 vs. Armadale was abandoned, the weather went from this
>>69391193
To this in seven minutes.
>>69391182
Think they can still cover, should see more goals in second half
Kinda like Winterthur II -0.5 FH. Would prefer FH Overs but it's obviously not getting to o2.5 any time soon.
>swedish football is back
Who else feeling /muggy/ here because you didn't research a single game and just pray romania is right?
no fucking live scores for these Macedonian games
lads, kawasaki frontale
Can't and won't stop winning
Another good night. ITF korea is THE place.
>>69391317
What is Swedish football like? Is it like more Black than the French team?
>>69391292
There it is
>>69391292
Good shout
>>69391361
You confident about these macedonian games lid?
>>69391378
He's up a break
>>69391387
The other game is mistery do it seems
Selling my accounts, all muggy all losing. hmu
>>69391366
We import Icelandic players more than anything desu
>>69391411
Ah nice.
>>69391392
Hasn't started lid. Did you get on the chinks tips?
>>69391418
Ok im retarded. Also nah was too late, still shaking from the day before
>tfw you wake up UAC
Great feeling desu.
IMAGINE laying overs in last night's Agila game.
PMSL, thanks to that anon for the money.
>>69391434
>UAC from a half win
Christ, how badly do you gamble?
Anyone betting on Japanese leagues?
>>69391444
Over 5 and over 5.25 won fully friendo.
How BAD were you at math?
>>69391458
Romania or Derfel.
Take your pick
3-1 pmsl that's why I wanted Overs
>>69391463
Why not both?
>>69391458
got a balanced amount on units on romania's japanese tips
>goal disallowed
Hate this meme.
>>69391444
He does not make any money. If he would, he wouldn't need to survive day to day on scraps off the dinner table when his parents let him leave the basement.
Pretending to bet is what he does for enjoyment, doesn't have any company to share so he pretends to be an Albanian with a wife and kids. So sad.
>>69391477
Some of them contradict each other.
Like the Hiroshima game
>>69391434
Feeling that too
I've been eyeing a younger family friend for marriage. what steps should i take senpai
>>69391463
>>69391479
cheers, gonna check both
>>69391505
Chlorofoam
>Ngoya game still no goals
So so dire
What happened to the last /bet/ thread?
Brisbane Strikers so disappointing, losing against 10 men
>>69391542
there you go
>>69391546
died
>>69391555
Still NEED 2 more
getting quite worried for the j-league games despite balancing my units. NEED this win V v much after that QPR game
>>69391607
Fucking Netherlands
NEED Pokemon Go for windows phone like air
>>69391660
it's shitty game, there's not even pvp or anything. uninstalled it after an hour of playing it (actual gameplay was more like 20 minutes because of how shitty the servers are)
Do Derfells tips move lines?
>>69391693
>>69391660
You see some kid walked into the wrong neighborhood and got stabbed cause he was playing it?
>>69391660
>windows phone
mate, it had potential but its been dead for so long. miss nokia tbqh ;_;
>>69391701
Tips alone don't move lines but yes
>>69391701
No but Romania's tips does. Literally 90% of TT is following him.
>>69391693
disappointing to hear that...
maybe because its still in beta phase, give the developers some time to work away the glitches and bugs
>>69391703
link, those are all hoaxes so far, only news-related thing about pokemon go that is confirmed is the kid that found dead body in river
>>69391737
Not necessarily, just placed a bet that Romania tipped at +0.75 and it's moved to +1. Probably still true though.
NEED a stream for the Ulsan Hyundai K League game lads
Just got off the phone from BT, he's in lock up needs someone to post his bail at the portswood police station
Tennis tipster what a man.
>>69391817
I can give him a fiver, but that's it.
>>69391837
Give it to Juve who you actually owe.
>>69391843
juve owes all of us £50, lid.
So Global U4.5 actually came in. Fuck aye
>>69391843
I'm not giving that ungrateful manchild anything! Nothing!
Post a muggy acca to pass the time with
>people get on
Post an actual good tip
>Not even a like
Feel ill
Hey Kraut, did you clear unders for the global game?
>>69391881
I don't actually "like" them, but I'm there in spirit for all of them
NEED Serena to win today. Son needs new football boots. IMAGINE bookies putting Serena @2.2
>FC Tokyo already scored
Whelp. Time to find a bridge
>>69391896
Love ya
But seriously I'm >Due a horrible day
>>69391881
feel following all of them since isner, up SO SO much, but down a tad after I tailed some terrible tips
>>69391928
tad antsy with romania's tips
Any JLeague bets lids?
First tip of mine on TT won lads. Do I masturbate over my winnings now or later
>>69391963
Time to sweat it out anon.
TennisTipster how do I acquire your KNOWLEDGE
>>69391973
what's your TT handle
>>69391946
Venus sister doubles, surely at a disadvantage since one will be tired
>>69391980
Lamborghinis boi
>>69391917
Where is she 2.2 pmsl
>>69392000
ausshark. My three tips from tonight all won, only posted one though. Wasted opportunity really
>>69392001
That's why I tipped Babos/Shvedova lid
>>69392007
Ages ago to win the tournament.
>>69391980
Have a girlfriend positioned at every slam masters 500 250 challenger future
One more from the Ngoya game
Please
>>69391917
>2.2
where are you getting these odds from you eccentric undersized man?
Katowice Unders so comfy
>>69392039
how much are you gonna profit?
>>69392045
Murray was at 1.6 to reach the final a week ago. Serena 2.2 to win you chocolate loving nonce.
>>69392067
Are you the Hanz who went on Global unders?
>>69392088
Yes
>>69391341
Thanks lad, got on it on time
>>69392093
Was sweaty but came through
>>69392074
3 units.
>>69392096
Yeah, thanks to a disallowed goal
>>69392080
How is a Serena and Murray double?
>>69392109
Free money
I want to give out my tips but how do I DEAL with the anxiety of giving you guys a losing tip?
PLEASE share your secrets euan
>>69392114
thx
>>69392118
Get an albania proxy
>>69392118
You'll get attacked. People are so fickle. That autistic angry brit guy will show up even though he doesn't have a penny of his mum's disabled working allowance on it. But remember people are putting real money on your tips.
>>69392118
Whether people get on or not is up to them, if they blindly follow and the tip loses they have no one to blame but themselves.
>>69392098
cool. thinking of betting O2.5 on the Yokohama game
are the top players on tipstertube just lucky mugs?
>see a guy bet over 3.5 in that schalke friendly
>pitch was water-logged
>>69392164
Romania has them as under
>Kashiwa Reysol
Have so much on this Romanian tip ffs.
Don't know why I overstaked like this
>>69392109
Do a triple
Serena, Murray and Williams sisters on doubles
Got on Sagan Tosu DC. Was in the process of tipping them on TT. Too slow it seems
If I had just tipped cricket I would be paid by now
>>69392183
+1 so still refund atm. Just hope they don't score again. Also Shonan just scored which is good. Really NEED another goal in the Nyago game.
>>69392183
Why don't you have an even amount on each
33333333333333333
>Bet on Yokohama
>Score 10 seconds later
Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Would love a 4th to clear the 2.75 but at least it is winning money now.
>>69392211
You are supposed to follow his staking plan but I learn to adjust it accordingly. Having an even amount seems so ineffective since he has a WR of only 58%.
0 (ZERO) goals in 2nd half. LOVIN' this free money
>>69392211
>>69392211
Why use flat stakes? Haven't got on any other of his tips, this is the first one because he rated it a 7/10.
Pmsl it's just annoying that Derfell is winning tips based on looking at H2H's and Romania has put time and effort into this model and it looks dire
>>69391109
Scary
Betting on football is just not profitable anymore
Lads, are we all having a good day of betting so far? Feels as though most of us are making solid work so far
Shall I cash out my bet on Kobe lads?
>>69392254
very very bad. tailed romania and loosing every bet
>2 hours late to work
NEED to get there before the boss.
V. V. Happy with you tennis tiptster, up to 20 euro now, stick a tenner on that acca? Sure thing?
>>69392254
Both Oshi + Fortuna won
Thanks TT, hope you will be fine with the best of health and wealth.
>>69392272
What? The Nagoya bet just came through.
>>69392254
Had a bad day yesterday, todays looking good
>>69392289
didn't bet on it because i ran out of the 20 units i wanted to bet
>>69392282
Would avoid it lid. Maybe a quid or two. Try and get to a hundred.
>>69392287
Np lid. Just pray I get to work.
Such a dire boro lineup
>>69392309
Wait for your tips or bet on unsure shit from this thread?
>>69392303
Shonan is winning as well.
All the unders are still running and the first half for majority of the games are over.
All the handicaps are still running save the Hiroshima one. Just sweat a little more.
If kerber didn't look so suspect on Thursday I might of backed her to win today
SO confused by Juveguy/Reffocs
>>69392320
Is the women's doubles final today? Please check and the men's?
Serena
Herbert/Mahut
I won't be tipping anything more unless I see something in play which looks tasty.
>>69392341
>might of
>He's run out of accounts
must be horrible having 4 friends pmsl
THE ACCA FOR THE DAY
SERENA
HERBERT MAHUT
KONTINEN WATSON
BABOS/SHVEDOVA
Don't go overboard.
>>69392350
Yeah both on today
Do an ACCA of that? Serena and Venus Williams at 1.36 with Herbert/mahut at 1.44?
>>69392362
>2016
>he STILL can't crack Asia
PMSL, enjoy awkwardly trying to explain to your mates that you need their ID and a recent utility bill in order to open some obscure bookmaker accounts.
>>69392389
What stake?
>>69392389
on L A R G E
>>69392389
You confident about babos?
any1 on this iwata game?
>>69392389
Think I'm done betting on tennis after the Federer shitshow yesterday tbqh
>>69392389
WHERE IS MURRAY?!?1
>TorasAngel line smacked in the 30 seconds it takes me to find it
>>69392410
also interested
>>69392389
Think I'm just going to replace Williams/Williams with Murray.
>Kobe concede in the first minute
>Yokohoma score a second
baka lads, at least I won't lose any money but what a shitshow
>>69392452
>>69392410
Relatively. At those odds it's definitely worth a single.
>>69392393
>awkwardly
no
Too much on Kashiwa Reysol +1. Got carried away with Romania stakes. Need to scale down desu
>>69392393
>thinking you need to do this
Have only ever had one place request ID and it was some Asian meme bookie (188bet iirc).
>>69392550
Usually I put the same amount on all of them
ON MY KNEES for 2 Kobe goals
>>69392554
How do you verify your accounts then friend?
How do you deposit?
I think I am getting trolled.
guess tailing romania is over
>>69392564
And hopefully a few Tosu goals too just so my DC wins
>>69392571
Never needed to verify an account.
Deposit with a card or BACS, using skrill or those meme money transfer agents arises suspicion plus you lose the deposit bonus.
SO SO BAD
SO SO DOWN
>>69392521
Put down three euro v v big hopes for this
>>69392589
>deposit with a card or BACS
You can't do that you moron. The card must be in your name (or the name of the person's account)
>>69392657
No, use their card obvs
KOBE
O
B
E
1 more pls
>>69392671
>getting people's card details is less awkward and bothersome than their ID
>>69392589
>lose the deposit bonus
oh no, what will I do without my £10 free bet?!
>>69392687
£200 is actually pretty decent
>Felix Magath is now relegating Chinese teams instead of Fulham
Jej
Never knew about draw no bet until the other day lads. Betting is like a whole new world.
>>69392719
You probably have a bigger roll than me which makes me furious
111111111
need one more Tokyo goal zzz
Beach Volleyball such a money printing machine
NEED another Queen of Souths goal before half time or I'll be severely DAC. Missed Hass's original tip and got on late, now they'll probably stop scoring
>>69392736
Just deposited a fiver into my account
WTB?
Whats going on in tbis mesaros game, odds made a 360
>>69392753
/bet/ magic
>>69392753
Ask and you shall receive
queen of the south's worth a reback?
>>69392692
Not worth the hassle after a while especially with the rollovers
2222222222222222222
>>69392389
Wtf.
What about the acca you posted on tipstertube?
Have you rused me?
>>69392802
4-0, didn't reback :(
>>69392804
Why, you're making bets anyway?
SO SO DAC
>>69392823
Me neither, wanted to get on Overs instead, didn't do that either. On the plus side, cashed out Mansfield HT before their goal was disallowed pmsl
So what's up with this Mesaros dude
>>69392848
shrewd
is this free money lads
Didnt get on QOTS like a right mug need another bass tip like air
>>69392855
Am wondering this aswell tbqh
>>69392888
>Doubles
>>69392888
looks like the champagne's on you
>>69392888
Contemplating this as well
>>69392888
Pls go away
FFS Kobe
>>69392822
This one is for bants lid. Might come on as well. Much higher odds.
>>69392932
no
>>69392912
I'll buy you a toastie
>>69392931
we're all in this together
2 Croats. Mind all over the place.
Anyone here watch F1?
HAM is basically free money this weekend.
>tennistipster missing zeballos @1.66
