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News:
>RDA wants a rematch
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/8/12126770/rafael-dos-anjos-praises-eddie-alvarez-but-also-asks-for-a-rematch
>Eddie wants easy fights, easy money
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/8/12126670/eddie-alvarez-says-hed-welcome-an-easier-fight-next-like-conor
>Silva vs DC official with 2 days notice at LHW
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/7/12126438/anderson-silva-steps-in-to-face-daniel-cormier-in-non-title-bout-at
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
Holy shit Alvarez, i'm so glad he won in this fashion, and not via wrestlefuck. HOLY SHIT
good op, op
first for bellator
>>69364476
conor was so happy and nice to diaz in that presser, when he looked at dana and laughed when ariella started talking i lost it
>>69364476
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
RDA is a top lad
>>69364493
People were literally arguing MMA math for why he was going to get rekt here the days leading up to it, shit was nuts.
I'll be honest, I thought he'd lose a contentious decision but it was nice to see him win. Big fan of both of them tbt.
any fresh news about ma boi jonny ?
I told you guys Eddie was gonna end the Brazil meme.
>>69364476
>rest of the world making a decent thread for once
what is this
>>69364561
im still surprised t b h
>>69364540
if i go to austria can i stay at ur place
???
>>69364584
sure we can even make a change im stay at your place you in mine?
Is miller vs gomi a sleeper fight to bet on?
>>69364539
You were too bud.
You went on for about 10 minutes about how rda was better everywhere and gonna smash him.
>>69364576
I'm not surprised mother fuckers.
>not going for the title
Why Anderson? Even if you cant go five rounds, end him in the fucking second
>>69364633
That doesn't even make sense, you silly person.
Joanna Champion's attitude is worrying me lately.
She started as a very humble, menacing fighter. Look at her older staredowns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1l5YaenEx8
Compare that to the yesterday's staredown:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e56f71kkImk
"New" Joanna is way less humble and way less menacing. I hope it doesn't bite her in the ass in the end.
im back at night i need some beer and sleep
holla bois
>>69364512
he wasnt nice to diaz, he called him a mexican lel
>less memes against the cage to waste time
>go hard for three rounds
can spider win?
>all hue's have lost
>Anderson is fighting DC
>WMMA is the main event for UFC 200
>Rich Piana is having an MMA fight
Have memes gone too far?
what happens if Anderson beats DC? :D :D :D
>>69364635
>implying anderson wont spend the whole fight until he gets finished being wrestle fucked
webm of RDA tko?????
>>69364662
shes been told to have a fake conflict by dana because no one cares about wmma
>tfw when you still regret not buying a Nike "Anderson Knows" shirt
those were fucking sick and now they're discontinued, real feelsbadman shit. Did anyone get a hold of one? i see them sometimes go for a couple hundred bucks on amazon and there are no decent bootleg copies going around.
At what weight is Anderson now?
>>69364755
about tree fiddy
>>69364711
Rich isn't actually having a fight is he?
>>69364711
>>Rich Piana is having an MMA fight
lol source?
>>69364755
>>69364755
240 pounds but he is cutting a lot of water weight
>>69364662
Her getting heemed will bring me Ronda heeming satisfaction
>>69364764
>>69364768
the guy he was supposed to fight is a fraud, so no fight
>>69364772
240? damn, he's a beast
jesus fucking christ WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. DC vs Anderson Silva HAHAHAHAHAH . I'm almost happy Jones dropped.
>DC's reaction to Jones testing positive in the latest embedded.
Feels bad man, he just wanted this chapter to be over
Anderson should be the champ by now, he beat the champ who is Bisbong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9GvuMtJ3PQ
its gonna be a fun fight either way, Silva never fails to deliver fresh memes
>>69364789
so slack rich is the natty god and deserved that fight that id never heard of until this moment
>Let's replace someone who has tested positive for drugs with someone who has tested positive for drugs and was banned for it.
>Let's not give this actual LHW contender (Gustavsson) a chance
>By the way give me money
Fuck you Dana
>>69364830
R A R E
>>69364867
>lets not sell gus v dc / jones 2
>lets give it to the fans for free who already paid for this fight
are you a fucking retard
>>69364867
>Gustav
Back up, fjord nigger
>>69364867
Why? UFC 200 is a show, and Jones will probably be banned for year or two, Gustafsson is a next contender, he'll have a ful training camp and i want to see a prepared Guss.
>>69364867
Gus fight would've been more competitive but Gus has lost 3 in 4 and he's not a draw. They needed someone to make this card buyable
It's even more of a meme card now desu, pretty disappointing for UFC 200
Fuck yall who doubted my boy eddie. Fuck yall talking about. Bellator in this hoe
>>69364635
He doesnt want to fight 205ers even if he could beat cormier
Gus, Rumble, Texeria. He is too old for that shit
Also why be LHW champion when you can fight bisping for your crown back and retire
>>69364867
>giving the fight to a guy DC has already beat
>or giving the fight to the fan favorite
after Jones' shit UFC 200 has become a fan apology, they are aiming for appeasement now not LHW ranking integrity.
>>69364809
damn that sucks, i didn't see it yet. he was actually ready to fight him anyway, that's crazy
>>69364940
I didnt think eddie had a chance in the world
>bisping beats rockhold
>eddie beats rda
>cormier lhw champ
>werdum btfo
Is 2016 the craziest year ever?
4 am work guy here
Just finished, been awake for 25 hours now. Gonna hit the hay and wake up for the card tonight
See you lads then
>>69364940
the only people who talked shit about eddie are the sort of dudes that watch ufc exclusively
i new if he turned it into a war he had as a good a chance as any
RDA is a good fighter but eddie isn't some scrub like people tried to make him out to be
>>69364973
>fan apology
>aiming for appeasement
Doing shit job with Tate v Nunes maining, easier for people to accept Hunt v Lesnar or Aldo v Edgar headlining.
>yfw Dana would have put Conor on 200 but couldn't hear the offer because the mics were fucked up
>>69364973
>mma
>a sport
lmao
>>69364992
ty USADA and early weigh ins for the rollercoaster
>>69365006
Don't sleep too long ;)
>>69364540
He is a druggie and a fucking cheater
>yfw silva wins
jones vs silva?
https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/750753016756596736
what did he mean by this?
>>69364809
>its a DC gets emotionally heemed episode
>>69365052
That's not fresh news
did anybody see that little wiener Ariel at the press conference,such a faggot, so fake.."h-hey guise (pause for appaulse) i-it's just litttle ol me, ive been through so much"
hope he trips and rolls his ankle
>>69365078
such a slimy weasel, but the goof brigade eat it up.
>5 rounds of DC wrestlefucking Canderson
ebin
>>69365078
He asks such inflammatory questions trying to get fighters to get mad at each other too.
Hate that wanker.
>literally crying because you played cowboy and got burned
>>69365078
hope he trips and falls into an oven
>>69365100
3 rounder
>>69365078
I hope that shitter gets whats coming.
UFC should have never unbanned him.
Chael's got those media credentials now, hope he stomps on Ariel's turf good and hard
Derrick Lewis won by 'blessing' . Was just i or anybody alse gave that fight to Nelson?
>muh significant strikes
He would lose if fight went 5 rounds desu.
>>69365100
You mean one round of wrestlefucking and two rounds of Anderson sitting against the fence slipping punches and then wondering why he lost the decision
>>69365100
you cant be posting such things Mirko, muh dik
anyone got a link to the ufc 202 press conference? would really appreciate it.
Will khabib bring the dog out?
>>69365118
I gave it to Nelson but I can't be mad at that decision, damage>"""'effective grappling""""
also that's the most SHEEITs I've heard in a post fight interview ever
>>69365078
reminder theres hundreds of poofs here that defended him when he lost his job for half a day
the faggots came out of the woodwork and sucked his little cock
>>69365144
Muslims don't like dogs
He'll bring out the bear or the cat or something
The eagle maybe
>>69365136
I cant hear you
A lot of edgy people on here
I don't hold it against Ariel for breaking the Brock news, same as I don't hold it against the UFC for getting mad at the guy.
The real pathetic part is that he cried and played the victim afterwards. Did he seriously think that'd go down well?
>>69365172
>a lot of edgy people here
>4chanz home of the edgies
Is Brazil thing of the past?
>>69365179
literally got his job back so i think he thought itd go well and it did
>>69365163
dw i found it tyrone
>>69365212
Mate he wasn't employed by the UFC (officially)
>>69364662
Among all the drama I legit forgot I even saw the weigh ins yesterday
>>69365212
This, it went down really well. I wonder what Dana thinks every time he now pops up to ask a question. Dana said some nasty shit about him, probably doesn't like him either but he has to put up with him
>>69365121
>
DC will molest him and finish him
>>69365222
He was trying to warn you
It's a shitshow
Amazing main card
Spicy as all fuckery
>>69365212
In the short term it worked but he made life long enemies with Lorenzo and Dana. They will get him back one day.
>>69365118
>it is what it is sheeeeeit
thanks for the bundaposting
How long do you guys think it will take until Karma hits Ariel? My guess is 1 year until everyone turns against it.
>>69365300
Fertitta's will have their mobster connections hide a dead hooker in the boot of his car for the cops to find.
Exterminate all Jon Jones fans. I've been saying this for years now. They are all subhuman low IQ apes and need to be put down.
>>69365342
Can You See Me Now?
This is the fight game and anything can happen. Ya'll need to stop freaking out every time there's an upset. Technically, Jon Jones should have lost the belt to Chael Sonnen for God's sake.
>>69364867
>let's have more title fights on 2 seconds notice!
This is more of a spectacle to me than a catch-weight with the Spider.
>>69365078
Ariel is a disgusting worm and I'm glad his children are going to see their father crying over glorified mandrama. Literally laughed out loud when Brock and Nate refused to answer his questions at the presser, hoping others start too. Company hates him, fighters hate him, fans hate him because he's wasting our time when nobody care about him.
Dana being intimidated by the 30 people honestly canceling their fightpass over Ariel was pathetic. Almost as pathetic as the people who support the most corrupt, unlikable, and self-centered journalist in MMA.
Where was his integrity when he was new on the scene and didn't ask any real questions to garner support from the company? When he saw other journalists banned for less and did nothing? When he was an "independent" reporter while on Zuffa payroll, and literal shill?
I guess everything is fine because his family was persecuted and he cried like a child.
I'm appalled such a person has any kind of following.
>>69365342
No, those are Conors fans.
Good morning Heem, it's 9 am here and super cold and im heading to work,
while I happily-patiently wait, for my Conors memeys to be fully back.
Share your thoughts of him, I'll read it at work.
>>69365381
>Good morning Heem, it's 9 am here and super cold and im heading to work,
I don't care
>while I happily-patiently wait, for my Conors memeys to be fully back.
I don't care
>Share your thoughts of him, I'll read it at work
no, thanks
>>69365066
I guess that's true, but I can't recall there ever being any other bones related news
>>69365406
Be careful..
>>69364662
literally what the fuck are you talking about, it was a run of the mill staredown
>>69365381
my white friend enjoy a vintage may may.
>>69365426
You got the flamenco dancing on the beach one?
>>69365202
>5 new undisputed champs this year
>Potentially 6 today
>>69365078
>hope he trips and rolls his ankle
Taking it a bit too far there, bud
How do I achieve Eddie "The Steroid" Alvarez mode?
>>69365470
Do steroids
>>69365453
i got you deano, im a mewvment enthusiast
>>69365493
he has the best body shape in the UFC desu
>>69365493
>this guy got ass kicked by cowboy
>he's the champion now
I don't get it
>>69365470
>>69365493
be funny if he pops after winning title
>>69365381
they have jobs there?
Post yfw Joanna walks into a right hook by Claudia and that head clatters off the canvas
>>69364476
>that webm
10/10
>>69365528
big pressure on Alvarez going in this fight, also he didn't try to wrestle with cowboy
>>69365523
it was a trade for the weird dent in his head
>>69365528
Maybe it was his plan all along.
>look meh as fuck leading up to title fight
>unleash Bellatorr Eddie in title fight and go ape shit
>>69365528
he was fucking up cowboy until he got tired
thats basicly how alvarez fights, goes for the kill and if he doesnt get it hes done
>>69365493
look at that dumb ayyy lmao head he has
>>69365523
you called?
>>69365078
>>69365093
Did you start following MMA in the last 5 years?
>>69365523
I think his head is too big for his body
>>69365587
Funny joke but there were people that legitimately thought Holly did this to get a title fight quicker
lads, Cage Warriors is on tonight before the TUF Finale, Paddy Pimblett is fighting
>>69365617
Not even close. Eddie has better genetics for good looking body.
>>69365202
>Hendo beats Bisping
>Frankie gets past Aldo, then beats Conor
>we sweep the titles
>>69365680
>that fucking name
>>69365523
he's a manlet
>>69365639
see above
>>69365680
>Paddy Pimblett
KEK
We gonna watch Lion Fight, bros?
>>69365602
from PEDs
>>69365680
Wtf is wrong with his face, it looks like mirror reflection of just one half of his face. What a fucking bad looking lad. Btw that name 'Paddy' almost as bad as 'Percy'
>>69365726
how come manlets get aesthetic easier
why dont lanklets build muscle at a proportionate rate? or does muscle only grow at a limited rate for all humans
Anyone here watched DJ stream on twitch? He is fucking terrible at video games and wont answer UFC questions and also has a pretty boring personality. At least answer questions or something man
>>69365689
How dare you, Soldier of God has the best physique in the UFC
Would you guys be up for a UFC event where the UFC just told the fighters to make weight and train and then they only found out who they fight once they got in the octagon?
>>69365680
It on FightPass, local tv, streamed on a news site or what?
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/13629331_532683406932358_438281430_s.mp4
no the king i'm normal guy
I'm very excited for back
is normal
>>69365781
fight pass
>>69365773
He answers UFC stuff all the time.
USADA got him on-air once:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-f2fuGIC7c
>>69365796
lel nevermind then
>>69365778
rockhold looks way better desu
yoel is a generic roider
rockhold's proportions are immaculate
>>69365767
Looking like Owen Wilson
It is befitting that I leave the game just like I came in, beating a big bad monster who knocks out everybody and no one can whup him.
That's when little Artem Lobov from Nizhny Novgorod , Russia, came up to stop Julian Erosa. The man who annihilated Marcin Wrzosek twice. HE WAS GONNA KILL ME! But he hit harder than Chris Avila.. His reach is longer than Chris Avila.'s. He's a better boxer than Chris Avila.. And I'm better now than I was when you saw that 28-years old undeveloped kid running from Julian Erosa. I'm experienced now, professional. Jaws been broke, been knocked down a couple of times, I'm bad! Been chopping trees.
I done something new for this fight. I done wrestled with a pikey. That's right. I have wrestled with a pikey. I done tussled with a Fenian. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick! I'm so mean I make medicine sick!
>>69365808
Nice to see that the cop knock is universal
>>69365778
taking about roid fags
>>69365778
cant compete with this
>>69365834
It's pretty close. It's all preference but Yoel's abs are out of this world. In his entrance vs Jacare they looked like a turtle shell or some shit.
>>69365837
*tips 66 inch reach*
>>69365680
Nice, the rise of Paddy continues.
Marshman back in action quick after his oddity with Ali last time out
>>69365781
took 15 seconds to find a stream
'muh fightpass'
>>69365895
thats why he doesn't want to take many fights
>>69365680
also Tom Green back in action after a while sitting out (injury?). Think he'll get the UFC call up with a win?
>>69365779
yes
id be more keen on a K1 grand prix which was always the coolest thing to me as an MMA n00b
it still is. Mark Hunt is a fucking animal for winning one. No mortal should defeat so many opponents in a row.
>>69365919
Pecs + abs are worse. His overall size is the only thing, really.
>>69365895
He's up there. His shoulders are ridiculous.
>>69365969
when will this meme be revived?
>>69365969
How do I achieve this mode lads
>>69365994
Didn't he have a fight scheduled?
tonight's card is shittier than last night's
>>69365895
He's gonna look so sad when he fights Robbie now.
>>69365940
hitches was based tbqhwy
>>69365969
Brock Lesnar sure needs to put on some weight before his fight
>>69365994
can't mist the pfist
Are there any FanZant's left?
>>69366014
what kind of name is nojus
>>69365986
nah, just looked at his past opponents and the last 4 are cans of the highest order
>>69366062
It's a Lithuanian name, you might as well ask what kind of surname is Namajunas
>>69366030
>hitch will never come back from the dead to save us from the halal apocalypse of 2016
feels bad man
>>69366088
>We can spoon
>>69366054
i just want to fuck her
she's a total slut
>>69366014
thought that was eggman for a second
>>69366088
delete this please
>>69365528
It's MMA ruske bro. Also USADA did a number on 7-1's. And last but not least RDA got spoiled by his title.
Somebody wins in these next fights and somebody loses. cap this
>>69365986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2aKsoizx1w
>>69366088
No way Tate is faithful, she's touched a few cocks while being with him lol.
>>69366074
England's version of Jason Reinhardt then? Fun
>>69366088
>how to trigger /heem/
Every time.
>>69366054
of course
>>69366088
>>69366102
>Be Bryan Caraway
>Brock walks in and spoons your gf and slaps her bunda
>What do?
k I literally know nothing about MMA.
tell me who's the baddest, toughest mother fucker out there.
When will we hear about the results of the B sample?
Even if we're not supposed to know, Helwani will tell us immediately.
I'm looking forward to more on air rage from Bisping
>no smoke without fire
>>69366161
What sort of room is she in?
>>69366178
Dominick Cruz. Everyone else is inconsistent.
>>69366175
"Hahaha I thought you were just joking Mr.Lesnar. Don't take it too far haha, I'll leave you guys alone."
>>69366178
Alex Emelianenko
>>69366088
>thefaceofacuck.jpg
>>69365997
walk a lot, a stand more that you sit
>>69366186
doctors office
>>69366088
hes not ugly and hes pretty much conventionally handsome its just you betas wanna fuck roided up heemers so you compare him to big black bulls and get mad she isnt getting tyroned
kys'ves
>>69366163
Pretty much, I don't think he fought a single fighter with a winning record. Wheeler should be a good test.
>>69366183
answering my own question.
http://www.mmanews.com/jon-jones-not-usada-will-release-b-sample-test-results/
Jones gets to decide if he wants to release the results
>However, according to a report by Damon Martin, the results of that test will not be released by the USADA, which announced Jones violation Wednesday and subsequent exit from UFC 200.
>USADA confirmed that the release of those results is up to Jones first.
suggest some fights for me to watch guys
>>69366178
>baddest
Cain Velasquez
Robbie lawler
Jose Aldo
Anthony Johnson
>>69366178
Brendan Schaub
>>69366209
kek
>>69365895
he has been tested 8 times so far
Who /scissoring/ with Miesha here?
>>69366259
i think USADA would release whether the B sample was negative and theyd say "ok our last press release was wrong hes cool!"
this is like, an admission without an admission
>>69366260
did you watch every here?
>>69365144
If you're scared get a dog bro
>>69366262
>jose "the crybaby" aldo
>baddest
>tfw 202 outsells 200
Amanda fuckin' Nunes as main event fighter at 200?
Lmeoing so hard @ ufc rite now.
you now remember this
>>69366178
Rory
Pride Wanderlei Silva
WEC Jose Aldo
>>69366308
I wonder how many people Hosay killed in the favelas.
>>69366319
is normal
>tfw got heemed by a gang of shitskins and had one of those once
its no big deal but it looks like you gon die
>>69366285
Afaik the B sample coming back negative when the A sample got flagged is almost unheard of.
>>69366313
Still can't get over how retarded that is. Does Dana just want the card to sell bad?
>>69365523
>best body shape in the UFC
>manlet
>Anderson Silva will fight Daniel Cormier at UFC 200
RIP in peace anderson
>>69366313
Aldo Edgar should have been main event
They could have even had McGoober commentate on the match
>>69366357
yeah is not normal
>tfw your crew goes out tomorrow
>tomorrow is UFC 200
>they don't want to go out tonight
>tonight is this piece of shit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ultimate_Fighter:_Team_Joanna_vs._Team_Cl%C3%A1udia#The_Ultimate_Fighter_23_Finale
>>69366308
well, pic related.
>>69366361
megan is wearing heels btw
Do you boys think the Jones that fought OSP was the clean version of him and his performance made him doubt his chances of beating DC without the gas?
Going back even further do you think he spent his time away cycling off all the gear after using it the majority of his career?
>>69366361
whos girl 3rd from right
>>69366374
don't go out tomorrow then, you acn go out every other weekend but UFC 200 is only on this weekend
>>69366365
>They could have even had McGoober commentate on the match
Confirmation that every Paddy Poster is Conor. This is marketing genius.
>>69366360
Why would the card sell worse due to the new main event?
Everyone who was interested in it knows what happened with Jones and it's not like the mandramatics got scared off since Brock's still on there.
>>69366398
Tecia Torres
>>69366085
Namajunas looks spanish/portuguese desu
>rumble vs jones will never happen
>>69366388
no i think like any rational athlete he was gearing to the gills when he wasnt competing/being tested
>mfw roid frauds lack the intensity, drive, focus, motivation, health, stamina, testosterone, et al. to compete naturally and can't function at all after becoming hooked
ha ha ha
>>69366398
A woman that watched the other woman on telly which lost to a woman which lost to Miesha Tate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBQIAjBUU-U
hola cage fighting connoisseurs
>>69366413
holy fuck my cock just came i cant wank again
>>69366415
italy is really shitty at describing the looks of people lol, just shut up luigi
>>69366398
Sage "Natty" Northcutt's sloppy seconds
>>69366388
I think it was tainted supps and Jonny dindu.
>>69366412
It has to, it just makes it look so shitty. Makes it even worse that it's on the card than it already was. Just about any other fight would have been better.
>>69366357
Also I think if the B sample had come back negative we'd know by now. Jones' team got the results last night. Silence means they don't have any good news to share
>>69366422
Are you from KL?
>>69366422
Glover vs Jones already happened though. Same ting.
>>69366381
I actually shooped her tbchwyf
>>69366451
I didn't mean physically, I meant the name
>>69366482
christ she's ugly even with a shit load of makeup
>>69364725
Stop being a lazy shit and just go find it in the archive
Is it POSSIBLE that Jones really didn't know he took something that's forbidden? If it was, what the fuck could it be? What a fucking moron.
>>69365202
Now all we need is for Weidman or an actually serious Rockhold to fight Bisbong and Fronk to wrestlefuck Conor and America will hold every belt
>>69366451
who did I describe poorly before though
AIN'T NO SUNSHINE WHEN ITS ON
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>>69364725
just watch the whole fight for free, it's literally even on youtube lmao at your life
>>69366528
>be professional for like 10 years
>take shit randomly without checking that its all good
chael said the ufc has a team that investigates supplements you can take them to them before you try them so you dont have to deal with this problem
yeah is accidental :^)
is normal :&)
>>69366554
>tfw poor Andy hates that song because he gets triggering memories of the fights with The Chris
>Dana won't let him change it
>>69366528
Sure, it happened to Yoel and Tim Means. Take an over the counter supplement that has a banned substance in it.
>>69366573
DC is too much of a cornball for me to ever join the team.
>>69366446
why does she look like a dude now
>it's a smug cunt joanna thinks she's a good athlete card
>RDA could made a lot of money fighting Conor
>RDA get's injured
>RDA get's the fight nobody gives a shit next (Cowboy)
>RDA lose to Alvarez
>Alvarez gets Conor because Aldo loses to Edgar, and makes lots of money
>RDA gets Khabib and gets BTFO
>being RDA
Who feel sory for this guy?
>>69366446
>it's an australian wanker post
i keke every time m8
>>69366623
>not supporting a hard working, honest family man over a drug abusing cheat
>>69366656
>that little bit of ear on the segment next to it meaning they have to replace that one too
HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF BRYAN CARAWAY'S WIFE TONIGHT
>>69366656
look at this dude
look at the top of his head
>>69366471
Oh, so you're just another fedoralord projecting his insecurities, nvm
>>69366648
she has never been T/KO'd so she thinks she's tough, she's an F level ''''''''''''''athlete''''''''''''''
>>69366692
dc killed his daughter
Where is predictioncuck for UFC 200
The card tonight is fucking dog shit
Any webm of the Alvarez finish?
>it's an "I haven't watched the ultimate fighter so I don't know half the people on the card but I can't skip their fights because they're all over the main card and not on the prelims" card
OK, i'm bored, let's play guess the fighter game
Nationality American
Height 5 ft 8 in (1.73 m)[1]
Weight 155 lb (70 kg; 11 st 1 lb)
Division Lightweight (155 lb)
Reach 70.0 in (178 cm)[2]
Fighting out of San Jose, California, United States
Team Power MMA Team
Rank Blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu[1] under André Pederneiras[3]
Wrestling NCAA Division I Wrestling[1]
Years active 2006 – present (MMA)
>>69366828
here la >>69366517
>>69366837
>skipping fights because you don't know the fighters
>>69366262
>aldo
"no"
i want to have sex with her and not have to worry about child support
>>69366837
>dc may never get the succ
>>69366862
no it's
>skipping fights because people on TUF are garbage
>>69366855
need one clue
is he inside the top 15?
>>69366398
something Olivi
>>69366469
I think it was tainted cocks.
>>69366855
Is it Cub?
>>69366898
>watching fights
fuck lads i was about to have my first fight after being a street brawler and the doctor told me i had fucked up eyes and would be blind if i got hit so i had to give up the dream
i still wanna heem everyone this feel wont go away
>>69366876
>wanting to bang this
>>69366837
you can watch some of their fights lad or i can give you a quick breakdown so you have a bit of an idea
>>69366528
>>69366581
Well, Jones is stupid enough that it's within the realm of possibility.
>>69366936
cub is 145lbs
>>69366943
you have ruined the fantasy
i hope she wears make up 247
>>69366837
this, but it's more can't skip the fights because fightfan
I was pleased with yesterdays card. Wasn't really hyped for it at all and felt like it would be a slog honestly, especially considering I was already feeling a bit tired as it was starting.
We got some good finishes though and some entertaining fights. Maybe the card tonight isn't great but HEEMs can come in various shapes and forms. Yesterday made me optimistic, though I'm definitely going to need to have a little siesta before tonight or I won't be able to stay up
>>69366966
I'm a dummy
>>69366656
>Jon who? The GOAT at LHW? You mean DANIEL CORMIER
>>69366909
No, but he fought for a title
>>69366936
no
>>69366982
Gray ''JUST'' maynard
>>69366855
is he in the UFC?
>tfw once kicked a bag so hard during drills my leg started to bleed and the gym thought i was hardcore
one of the best moments of my life tbqh family
>>69367011
y-yes
>>69366936
Mr. So-Cal
>from san jose
Jones flew home before the results of the 'B' sample came back. He knows he's fucked.
>>69366952
Which ones do you think are worth watching?
I just checked, and actually the only fights I care about are K-pop Sage, Pearson-Brooks and Joanna Clawjah so I could just wake up for the main card.
Wouldn't mind seeing Jake Matthews but I might sacrifice that
anyone think title fights should always be on PPV cards?
the hype for the RDA/alvarez fight was no existent, it would be much better if it was on 200
>>69367029
But he's moving down to 145 now.
>>69366727
Shit b8
>>69366855
Maynard
how many days has it been since jon jones has been in trouble?
>>69367079
Nah I paid for Fight Pass and want to get my money's worth
>>69367079
you gotta give the retards who pay for FightPass something
>>69367044
have you ever met a guy like jones? theyre fucking annoying
they want everyone to love them, first and foremost, and they think theyre blessed by god or the universe and all kinds of shit
when shit goes wrong they deflect blame so he'll be blaming someone else, someone close to him will be the fall guy in his mind, and he's going to spend the next 2 years working on becoming some self-help guru
fucking annoying weirdos that get a cult following from weak minded assholes who cant see through the front
You may only reply to this post if your country has 0(zero) UFC champions
>not so fast England
>>69367044
He knows he's guilty as well
An innocent person would be pissed that USADA fucked him over or that he got screwed by a shitty supplement
>>69367091
He was shooting cops in Dallas last night m8
>>69367079
It's just the way things are. FOX wants some high profile fights so they get one chucked their way every now and then. Fight Pass wants more subscribers so they shove interesting fights on their once in a while
It would have been better on 200, with perhaps Tate/Nunes headlining Fight Pass but it is what it is.
>>69367049
Sanchez v Khalil should be fun. Khalil is a vicious striker but lacks a ground game, Sanchez is a good all rounder and was the number 1 pick this season.
Tatiano Suarez is a great wrestler, probably the best in the division and was the number 1 pick for women. Cooper is a good boxer with a decent jiu jitsu game too, she also pretty QT. This will probably end up in a wrestlefuck decision but I really think Suarez can be a future champ.
>Alvarez defeated the last WEC, Strikeforce champs as well as former UFC champ and reigning Bellator champ. All-time great lightweight.
really makes me think
>>69367172
the #1 lightweight of all time tbqh he has so many championships now
>>69367132
sup cara
>>69367172
>Next Lightweight title fight
>EDDIE ALVAREZ IS ONE OF THE BEST P4P FIGHTERS IN THE WORLD TODAY
>ELITE STRIKING AND TAKEDOWN DEFENSE
>HIS BRUTAL STANDING TKO OF RAFAEL DOS ANJOS
>>69367172
He beat what was the current UFC champ. He already beat a former UFC champ in Pettis.
>>69367108
Too bad, i liked him when he fought Edgar, one of the best fights i've ever watched.
guess the fighter #2
Residence Phoenix, AZ
Nationality American
Height 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)
Weight 145 lb (66 kg; 10.4 st)
Division Featherweight
Reach 73.0 in (185 cm)[1]
Fighting out of Gilbert, Arizona
Team Power MMA Team (current), Alliance MMA, Fuse MMA (former)
Rank Black belt in Jury Jiu Jitsu and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu[2] under Carlos "Caique" Elias[3]
Years active 2005–present
I'm looking, he's not in the top 15 in the divison, but literal who bosnian Mirsad Bektić is. Lel. Anyhow, i would put him into the top 15.
>>69367200
sakara needs to slow down on the pasta desu
why is claudia vs. joanna off the fight card?
>>69367239
Myles Jury
>>69367239
I have no idea
>>69367132
awkward
>>69367200
Why does Sakara look lean and fat at the same time
>>69366178
The Reem is probably the toughest person in all of MMA overall.
>>69367281
Yes, you cheating fuck.
>Tate vs Nunes is the main event of UFC 200
why is a convicted roider replacing jon jones
>the city of mma
>>69367330
>Jury Jiu Jitsu
Gadelha has never been taken down?
>>69367207
>>69367218
why is it that if you match eddie up with a striker he just tries to wrestlefuck him and if you feed him a grappler he turns it into a brawl
If they give him khabib next I dont see khabib winning it
>>69367333
Trips confirm this is a joke.
>>69366943
Makeup is fraud.
>>69365426
put literally any music behind this and it gets 10 times better
>>69367349
lmao , i missed that.
>>69367341
>low skilled moved to women main event
Fucking circus
>>69367367
RDA is dangerous as fuck on the fight. Eddie just showed up big time.
>>69367276
??? WHAT HAPPENED?
>>69367333
Delete this
>>69367108
Really hope he gets a W so he doesn't permaheem himself.
give it to me straight /heem/, is claudia going to win?
>>69366507
no
>>69366508
rumble would've heemed him
>>69367312
It's the pasta
Can verify via testing on myself
>>69367398
pissed hot too
Why on earth did they change the main event again. It just looks like a complete shit show now.
>Conor/Nate is your main event
>No wait lads it's Jones/DC
>Well shit, it's Brock/Hunt, we're 3 days away and that's it
>Oh man it just makes sense for Tate/Nunes to suddenly headline what was supposed to be the biggest card ever
At least make it look like you know what you're doing
>>69366879
>>69367398
He wanted some easy (You)'s
Too cheap desu
>>69367440
Probably Dana banking bing time on a potential Ronda vs Tate 3. Don't see it working out tbqhwyf
>>69367446
>literally matched up with a dude who got caught for viagra
cant make this shit up
They should do Mark Hunt vs Anderson Silva and DC vs Brock Lesnar.
>>69367423
Please sir, tell me it isn't so
>>69367415
>Brazilian
>winning a title post USADA
lel
>>69367446
Has DC aged 10 years in the last week or something?
He looked like a retired fighter at that press conference
>>69367440
Its fucking stupid, at least Hunt v Lesnar felt right for the event. Tate v Nunes should be fightpass or free-card.
>>69367498
tbf RDA defended post USADA vs Cowboy.
>>69367415
is a qt spunk-monkey
>>69367498
When you get told that you'll might miss out on your biggest payday ever against an opponent you genuinely loathe, shit intensifies real fast.
>>69367478
Well people were going to see Miesha anyway, she was on the card.
You're right though. Holly's first title defence was on the Conor card, ensuring all casual eyes were on it and now Tates first defence is on 200 is an attempt to turn all casual eyes on it. It does feel like they're trying to get everyone to watch the WBW title fights any way they can to big up Ronda's eventual return.
I think it's got a good chance of happening. Miesha can beat Nunes and after that it's surely Ronda?
RDA and Rockhold losing is proof that MMA is a meme sport
>>69367398
it's not on wikipedia for some reason
no need to worry though
>>69367492
Take this (You) my friend, >>69367515 handed it to me by accident
>Some random sluts are now main-eventing
Whats the chance of Based Ronda just storming into the octagon after the fight?
How do I achive this mode?
Also, redpill me on his genetics? Is he blessed or not? Those wrist and shoulders...
Did the 200 picks restart yet?
>>69367565
Even then, you would think it would be better to have it before Brock vs Hunt to ensure people actually watch that shit. Half the arena is probably gonna leave after the co-main.
>>69367510
I talked about it with a casual and he said he read people who were unhappy a mandrama guy can just waltz in and be the main event
Complete bollocks really given the star Brock is and his accomplishments, doubly so when you consider those same people complaining likely have no idea who Nunes is.
Honestly, I barely even know much about her or her fight style and I watch pretty much every card. Nothing about her ever really stood out to me to make me remember the name.
>>69367636
she doesnt give a damn about her reputation
they gave her who boyfriend a fight so shed be there so they can have the winner call her out so they can get her back in the game for shekels
the minds of shekel grabbers
>>69367415
>>69367675
I think Claudia won their first fight, she's more well-rounded, and stronger, but I don't trust her over five rounds.
>>69367636
I will spew my guts if they burger faced bitch shows up and does WWE in cage call outs.
>ufc 200 anniversary has two women as main fight
i don't think this clit licking sport is for me
>>69367660
You're right, but given it's the main event of the BIG 200, it'll be in the headlines regardless so people will know the outcome, whereas otherwise they honestly might not had it been on it's own PPV or something or people just tuned in to the main event.
It's billed as UFC 200: Tate vs Nunes now and that's huge. I don't see many people leaving desu, but it wouldn't really be surprising
>>69367726
Jews did that. They literally put shit in Jones drinks and made this an PC degenerate event.
>>69367596
thanks la
>>69367515
I think that was the only title fight a Brazilian won post USADA and Cowboy is notorious for not turning up for title fights.
>>69367726
i thought 'moment' said 'woment'
lol
>>69367715
At this point I wouldn't even be surprised
>>69367706
I think she has the potential to heem jedzajeimfeichehqfhekiqhcc this time around. I'm hearing good things about her cardio
>>69367726
>World Bantamweight Championship
When did it stop being Womens?
>>69367829
is this joey diaz?
>>69367756
>I don't see many people leaving desu, but it wouldn't really be surprising
Even if they dont leave. I expect booing, once the fight starts playing out the way I expect it too. You need to finish a big event on a high note and tate v nunes literally cant do it.
>>69367829
They probably assume people can tell it's the women's title by looking at the fighters. Well, at Tate, anyway.
>>69367858
>tate v nunes literally cant do it.
Why not? Nunes is the women's equivalent of a prime Jake Ellenberger - a first round menace who gasses and gets finished late. Tate has already shown the ability to take a beating and come back, and there's no reason to expect her defense has improved enough to avoid getting smacked around early.
>>69367858
Maybe, but I feel crowds are sort of more lenient to women fighters when it comes to that and even moreso for Miesha since her time in the spotlight.
Unless it's a complete and utter shitshow I don't see them booing much. I don't think the fight will even last that long, not sure how it will play out, just think it's over in the 2nd or late in the 1st
>>69367858
>literally cant do it.
accidental nudity
accidental
nudity
miesha's thong
pls mmagods
>>69367675
>12096÷2(1+2)
>posting gifs
Guys RDA is the lw GOAT.
Eddie doesn't stand a chance.
How rda dismantled Pettis AND then Cerrone forever cemented his legacy as the greatest of all time.
Imagine when all the rumours were floating around of Conor/Lawler, GSP returning and all these other dream fights, someone told you the main event for 200 is Tate vs Nunes
>>69367948
trying this hard, man
>Conor pulls out
>Jones USADA'd
>Buffer injured and probably can't work
>Conor is now boring, lazy, rich and shook
>Silva can't draw for shit
>DC is all sad and fucked up
>Misha "Literally who" Tate vs Amanda "Literally who" Nunes is now unironically main event of the """""""biggest card ever""""""
JUST
>>69366049
Can't blister the Pfister
>Aldo and Edgar have legendary 5 round war
>Hunto walk off KOs Lesnar
>Miesha Tate grinds a gassed Brazilian nobody to decision
I miss Ronda desu. Even if she was a bitch sometimes she was a draw. The ones fightning now are literally who's
>>69368048
>>Aldo and Edgar have legendary 5 round war
their first fight was boring
>yfw War DC at 200
>>69368088
So was Edgar vs Maynard 1
Anyone has a webm with sound when Goldberg pronounced Jedrzejczyk wrong? inb4 he pronounces it wrong every time
>>69368088
shat ap
>>69368037
But Bisping is the Middleweight Champion, so everything is really fine
What are some other EXPOSED fighters you've been telling are shit and got BTFO after USADA came into play for real?
Post some names, I want a list.
So after Silva loses on saturday will the UFC finally cut him, he will only have 1 win in the last 5 fights/4 years and even that was overturned.
So basically DC vs Silva is gonna be Hendo vs DC level "throw tha son of a bitch like a wet paper towel" fest, right?
>>69368133
Lesnar
>>69368133
Oh yeah RDA totally got USADA'd and it had nothing to do with style matchups or getting caught or anything
I just noticed now i watched the fight third time that Alvares has a huge cock in those pants.
>>69368113
http://webmshare.com/vE95D
>>69368172
No, I think Silva is looking for a good performance and not necessarily a victory so fans can say 'whoah, he still got it, he stood with DC for three rounds, give this man a title shot'
>>69368133
>>69368195
I honestly think RDA just had Cowboy Cerrone's number and could heem him any day of the week regardless of USADA.
RDA still counts as a Brazilian champ that got the long dick of Jeff Novmemesky in recent times
>>69368264
Nah, you're just a retarded memer who'll blame USADA for any Brazilian's loss.
>>69365969
>those wasted face aesthetics on a manlet with a shit body
>>69368133
RDA defended his belt post USADA and has been knocked out before USADA
>>69368258
tnx lad.
>>69366656
man Jones is really off his face.
>Brock main event of UFC 100
>not main event of UFC 200
Why?
>>69368133
Pettis
>>69368393
Memesha Tate.
>>69368195
>>69368297
Shoo, RDA nuthuggers. Your boy got exposed. He's shit, as I always said.
I also predicted Alvarez heeming him because of USADA.
>>69368408
But like, in a wider context, who? Brock has 5 times the name/brand and image of her. I guess they really don't wanna put a contracted WWE wrestler as the main event?
>>69368393
That would mean WWE won to be honest
>>69368461
Post screenshot of this prediction.
>>69368499
>Taking screenshots of your own posts
Why would I have that ego?
Go away, RDA nuthugger, your boy has been exposed.
>>69368463
Not sure exactly why they went with it but Dana's justification was 'it only makes sense since Tate Nunes is the only actual title fight, now that DC/Anderson is a 3 round non-title fight'. It's dumb I know
>>69368463
Putting Miesha in the main event doesn't really affect how big the event is going to be at this point and it has more upside for the UFC to it because either Miesha or Nunes has the most prestigious spot and will have the most visible win, rather than it just being Brock who's a one time deal or Hunt who doesn't really do much except fight on Aussie cards these days anyways.
It's also the only real title fight on the card and could lead into a Ronda rematch/title shot.
>>69368393
Because "Miesha Tate deserves it" "She's the woman that beat the woman that beat the woman" even though she got her ass beat twice by the initial woman. Legit Dana quotes.
https://youtu.be/jjsRt2IM2uQ?t=493
https://youtu.be/jjsRt2IM2uQ?t=493
"3 rounder, 3 rounder" Completely ignoring Frankie vs Aldo. Heck, make Brock vs Hunt 5 rounds, it's not like it's gonna last that long.
>>69368545
at 8:13 of it dosen't work.
>>69368545
>Completely ignoring Frankie vs Aldo
We just going to pretend it's not fucking ridiculous that the fight is taking place or that it's for an interim belt when the champion isn't out of action now?
>>69368496
Is Joanna gonna win trmw?
>>69368545
He's such a goof retard.
I really hate his dumbass face. I can't believe he's giving that Irish manlet a platform to say "I told you so" when 202 outsells 200.
>Miesha Tate and Amanda Nunes 5 rounds deserves to be over UFC vet and former LW champ Frankie Edgar and 10 year raining champ Jose Aldo 5 rounds.
>>69368577
It's both 10x the better and more important fight.
>>69368543
Its not good for them having their biggest event mained by such weak fighters, the last fight sets the tone people walk away with.
>>69368638
Haha what? It's a sham interim title, it's basically a #1 contender's fight by a different name.
Miesha vs Nunes is a legit title fight.
>>69368652
>weak fighters
lol you guys really need to start saying what you actually mean, that you're just straight up fedoralords who don't want women headlining a card
>I rate Miesha
>>69368393
It would just feel right wouldn't it?
Brock doesn't care but I wish he did
>>69368708
They are weak, their skill level is low, its poor quality mma. No one gives a fuck about womens batamweight title, its means nothing to anyone.
I rate Miesha
Main event should have been 5 rounds of Brock ploughing Miesha with Caraway as ref
>>69368783
He also brought the greatest buyrate for UFC in that PPV too
>>69368861
>WWE has to carry UFC twice now
Wew
>>69368881
Lol imagine if they couldn't get Brock for this. What a disaster it would have been
Fuck it:
Anderson beats Cormier
Claudia beats Joanna
Nunes beats Tate
Anyone who wants the belt can have it.
>>69368917
Thay probably would have just said "fuck it" and pay GSP a boat load.
>>69368917
Holy shit, hadn't even considered that
Brock is literally saving this card at the moment
Any chance Pearson beats Brooks?
>>69368917
That makes me think who will Ronda wrestle in WWE (we all know she will).
>>69368881
Brock Lesnar is a ONCE IN HUMAN HISTORY ATHLETE
YOU CAN'T TIE HIM TO ONE COMPANY, HE IS LARGER THAN LIFE ITSELF
>>69368798
Right, not like it was selling literal millions of pay-per-views or anything.
>>69368927
pls no... we finaly got rid of the last Brazillian champion, lets not make 2 new once
Im tired of listening to that cunt of a translator
>>69368981
Maybe Charlotte cause she's a heel and kinda looks like Holly Holm
>>69368949
>trying this hard to discipline your favorite child
if worst came to worst Dana would just give Mcgoober the main event if bork wasn't around
They announce length of Jones' suspension yet?
>>69369003
That would be a squash.
i bet they will debut this bitch and make her win like 100 matches before Ronda wins vs her To be honest familia\
>>69368985
>PPV Buys = MMA quality
I actually think Womens fighting is one of the best womens sport there is but you're a retard.
Unless you've just baited me in which case good job lad, I'm the retard
>>69369026
Nah, no chance in hell Dana bends over to Conor after all that
>>69368985
Its the other fights selling it, not fucking tate v nunes, you dunce.
>>69369037
don't know at this point,could be up to 2 years
So why are the Brazilians getting dethroned? The top sports in the UFC seem to be more diverse now.
Did all the huehues really all use roids? So strange that all the big champs were from one country and now that USADA is here they've all been fucking rekt.
>>69364476
leaf brasil alone
>>69369060
>main events are decided based on ''''mma quality'''
Right, but the 5-3 pro wrestler vs the 12-10 kickboxer is such a better fight right?
You people are off chops
>>69369087
So why does it matter what the main event is?
Damn you fedoralords just do not give up.
Why the fuck Brock vs Hunt isn't the main event, wtf is Dana thinking? WOMAN MMA as main event?
>>69369144
Ever since Heem Novitzky stepped in there's been alot of suspicious losses
>>69369146
gfs are for cucks
random hookups or nothing
>>69369146
yah did good son, is she a qt? is she a fite fan? pls tell
>>69364662
tuf kilt joan's rep
>>69369225
>she a qt?
you better believe it famalam
>fite fan?
I'll make sure she becomes one
>>69369187
Mate I'm not even talking about 200, I'm just saying your logic there was retarded
Your logic here is also retarded too, records don't tell the full story
I need to go sleepy
2nd night of fights coming up
>>69369187
Main events are based on drawing power and status kid.
Belts are literally irrelevant, that's why Conor is getting a free pass to fight Nate again.
US with 8/11 belts
hueville 0
bisbong 1
>the fuck, current year
>>69367726
jesus christ thats cringey and this is the main fucking event of the 'biggest card ever'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69367726
Hypnotherapy vs. Spin class
Who wins?
>>69367726
It'll only be worth it if Nunes stops Tate. But I don't feel safe knowing that VegasDave betted 1mill on Miesha, he knows something I don't
>>69367726
>UFC 2_0_0
pathetic
>>69369299
I think you're a bit of a fucking idiot. My entire point is that 'mma quality' doesn't factor into this shit at all.
What does that even mean anyways?
>>69369334
I hate to break this to you but Miesha Tate beat the woman who beat Ronda Rousey in a fantastic moment on one of the biggest cards in UFC history, that's why since she's in a title fight and not running back to WWE she's getting the main event.
I'm the child apparently though. lel.
>>69369415
I think at this point even Dana knows this isn't going to be the biggest card ever
Maybe he just gave up hope too. Maybe this is his fallback reason on why UFC 200 didn't sell that well so he's not just blaming USADA
>>69367726
FIGHT
MIESHA
I don't understand
>>69369487
>*since she's not running back to WWE she's getting the main event.
Say thank you to this man for Brock being relevant in 2016.
>>69369487
>and not running back to WWE she's getting the main event.
Does your dad work at UFC?
>>69369516
Should have put "DENA WHITE, DENA WHITE, DENA WHITE, HEY DENA" on there
>>69369487
>My entire point is that 'mma quality' doesn't factor into this shit at all.
Eh we can agree there, I read back and see where the confusion on my end came from. My bad. I was up late and woke up early bud, my body isn't ready to start the day yet and I need some more sleep
As for 200, neither Tate or Nunes are big draws so it does feel ridiculous they're headlining what's supposed to be a monumental event. I do get the feeling you're just here for (You)'s though and it's working thus far so keep at it lad
>>69369544
thank deadman
>>69369545
Everything I've heard so far points it to being a one fight deal and he's still contracted to the WWE for like two years.
If it was Ronda vs. Nunes, would you all still be complaining?
>>69369610
nope it's free either way
>>69369577
Oh fuck off I'm not baiting, I'm just trying to be sane in a sea of fedoralords coming up with every excuse in the book to try and justify why the only legit title fight on the card shouldn't be the main event just because they're women.
>>69364635
>end him in the fucking second
Are you mentally retarded? He just lost to Bisping, how exactly is he going to "end Cormier in the second"?
I mean it's not physically impossible, but telling Anderroid to finish DC in the second is like telling Edgar to finish Hendricks in the second.
>>69369285
nice work friend make sure you roll with her at least three times a day (no gi) (no homo) and i wish all your heems and dreams come true
>>69369610
moreso
>>69369610
Yes
>>69369597
So what? He's the biggest attraction of the card, anyone with half a brain knows this. What's annoying about this situation is that UFC don't know what they're doing and Dana hastily announced Hunt vs. Lesnar as the main even then less than a day later they change it. It puts a lot of people off that an organization that big is this incompetently run.
>>69369597
Lesnar has said "We'll see" though, so maybe if the fight goes well for him he decides he wants to do it again.
>>69369610
People are barely even complaining. It's just ridiculous. Ronda is actually a draw so I honestly reckon no one would think twice about her headlining. Mate just think about this.
Amanda Nunes is in the main event of UFC 200.
The literal main event.
Tell someone that a few months ago and they'd laugh at you
new thread? is it the claudia shit one?
>>69364635
silva historically is a counterstriker whose had problems with wrestlers
>>69369658
The people who will be watching it for Lesnar will still be watching it for Lesnar though, and that putting people off thing sounds like conjecture at best.
>>69369658
It just builds on the negative aura UFC 200 has
That said, I question casuals even knew Hunt/Brock became the new main event.
>>69369695
It's fine, i'm moving there now
HELWANI BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNjOizcKROo
>>69369625
You're deluded
You've delved so far into shitposting you're baiting without even knowing you're baiting now.
I'm not even joking.
>>69369714
Nothing about conjecture there, you need to make up your minds whether you're going to bump up the co-main to main event or want one of the other title fights to take its place.
>>69369750
lmao
>>69369750
Lol emasculated hardcore.
>>69369759
>u r shitposting baiter
Good to know I tooled you so hard you had to resort to that shit.
>>69369784
It totally is though, let's see if 200 bombs and then you can come back and say 'Oh yeah they totally put people off'
>>69369750
>it got physical
>>69366227
>goys, goys, he's not ugly!
fuck outta here homosex
How the fuck am I supposed to watch the FS1 fight tomorrow bros? Who the fuck has cable these days?
>>69369848
>let's see if 200 bombs
It's already bombed kid. The numbers wont be as high as they should have been.
Silva is a muay thai and boxer fighter, jones is a wrestler. Silva is a fight more hard to DC. Silva is gonna knock him out in the 3 round. It is a profecy
>main event is now a wymons fight
>>69369953
Well let's suppose your retarded supposition is right, now why does it matter if Miesha vs Nunes (the only legit title fight by the way) is the main event?
I love how you think nobody knows who Miesha is by the way.
>>69369750
mai fightfu
i still have keep faith in some last minute memeannouncement
>>69370010
>nobody knows who Miesha is
They don't. Casuals know about Ronda and recently Holly Holm. Miesha also is a boring and non-exciting fighter.
The idea of you still crying about how title fights are important is nullified by the fact that UFC 202's main event is not Conor defending his FW belt, could you explain why that is chump?
>>69369750
seems like Dana was right on jewani
>>69369966
>the spoider's redemption
after this he heems bisbong in the rematch, all things will once again become normal
>>69369060
Being one of the best women's sports is like winning a medal in the special olympics
>>69369750
Sage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkmcDixd0_U
>>69369750
Pena is not happy
>>69369750
poor ariel kek. she's pretty qt
>tfw thought she was hue
>>69370149
>tfw thought she was hue
What, she's not? What is she?
>>69370193
Her nickname is the Venezuelan Vixen.
>>69370266
Ah right
Honestly sometimes I still wonder how people keep up with everything. There's so many fighters doing so many things, I honestly forget 80% of the fights I see, nevermind remembering the fighters themselves.
>>69369750
Holy shit what a cunt I hope zingano whoops her ass. Then again she is wearing sunglasses indoors so you would expect her to be a shallow bitch.
>>69369750
reminder pena was arrested after a bar fight last winter
>>69365373
I heard that he didn't know it was supposed to be a secret.
>>69365528
Remember when they said the UFC is the best org in the world? Every current or recent champion came to the UFC from org. KEK.
>Bellator
>Strikeforce
>WEC
>>69366361
Nigger, we said best bodyshape, not tall.
>>69366508
Rumble is a million times faster and can kick. You're retarded.
>>69365493
He came in looking bigger than RDA last night which was something new. He looked really soft in his last 2 fights.
>>69371433
>t. triggered manlet
you can tell a person is a manlet by looking at their bodyshape
a manlet's bodyshape is inherently inferior
t. skinnyfat dyel lanklet
Threadly reminder
>USADA BTFO'd BRASIL
>>69368048
literally none of that has a chance of happening
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