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Upcoming events:
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha [Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, FP Prelims start at 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST]
7/9: UFC 200 - Tate vs Nunes [FP Prelims start at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
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7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
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7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
News:
>RDA wants a rematch
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/8/12126770/rafael-dos-anjos-praises-eddie-alvarez-but-also-asks-for-a-rematch
>Eddie wants easy fights, easy money
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/8/12126670/eddie-alvarez-says-hed-welcome-an-easier-fight-next-like-conor
>Silva vs DC official with 2 days notice at LHW
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/7/12126438/anderson-silva-steps-in-to-face-daniel-cormier-in-non-title-bout-at
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk [Embed]
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD
NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
good OP OP
Anybody else /notveryexcited/ about tonights card? I'm probably only gonna tune in for main event. Unless you boys have any recommendations for bouts that I should be interested in
>>69370296
The main event is Tate vs. Nunes.
how the fuck do I watch tonights fight if I don't have cable.
ITT: Exposed goofs.
>USADA stripped every Brazilian from the title
>People come in telling me "BUT RDA FOUGHT AFTER USADA, SO YOU'RE WRONG"
>Being THIS much in denial
Wew lad.
Also, Jones dun goof'd up for good.
>>69370296
pearson vs brooks
doo ho choi vs tavares for the asian memes
and maynard vs bruno for the JUST
>>69370394
Come on man, he was winning up until the right hand rocked him
i hate this exposed meme
how realistic is it that jones will be cut from the ufc ?
>>69370492
Post your thoughts on Yoel Romero, my central American amigo.
>>69370524
Very realistic. I think Dana has just about had it with his antics.
>>69370633
Overrated but is the rightfull no.1 contender, his power has saved him a bunch of times expecially with decisions
>>69370524
Don't think so, he is still youngish and undefeated
we could see a redemption arc
200 will never top the spiciness of 199
>>69370394
I hate RDA cause he lost me a lot of money.
>>69370394
It's really crazy that all the brazilians just juiced. Now that they can't juice they've all been stripped from their belts. And now people from all kinds of countries are beating them. This is how MMA should be. Not one country dominating because they all dope.
>>69370809
>betting on a brazilian after USADA and Novitsky exists.
you fucked up. brazilians suck they just all juiced. never bet on a brazilian again.
Come here >>69363517
>>69363517
>>69363517
>>69363517
>>69370874
>never bet on a brazilian again.
I learnt my lesson. Somehow I thought RDA was different.
>>69370921
we are all there, this is an mma general for discussing jones, usada'd brazil and zuffa, we don't take predictions here so thread lasts longer
>inb4 thread wars
>>69370705
Will your power save me, bro?
>>69370809
I think he lost a lot of people lots of money. No one expected someone who got eaten alive by Cerrone to BTFO RDA, but I fucking told ya'll he's off the juice and he's jumpy.
>>69370836
Isn't that cool, though? It's like a decade of roided up monkeys shitting on everyone coming to an end because they can't get their juice anymore. We'll probably never see an era like that, ever again.
>>69370349
That's tomorrow night, you goof
>>69370492
He was winning till he lost is not an acceptable argument. Especially when the fight didn't even make it out of the 1st
>>69371467
>He was winning till he lost is not an acceptable argument
yes it is, especially in this sport. Take for example the holly vs tate fight, holly was one round away from winning the fight then got taken down and submitted
>DC's reaction to Jones testing positive
Breaks my fucking heart.
I'm trying to convince a friend, who thinks fighters should be allowed to use roids, that roids make it possible to achieve unnatty growth, Does anyone have any medical sources that support this?
>>69371536
Winning 4 rounds is different then landing a couple of punches.
>>69371652
The complexion of the fight can change in a second by any number of things, it doesn't mean that the fighter that lost performed badly or got "exposed"
>>69371609
Nates reaction was the best.
>Bork at 265.5 with Reebok nowhere in sight
He's truly back guys
>>69371746
Oh I don't think he got USADA'd or "exposed". RDA is a great lightweight. He just lost to another great lightweight.
I came in at the "he was winning until he lost" part. I just hate that expression
>/heem/ have been memeing about succing jon and coming for that dick for months
>but it's not happening
>instead we get a semi-retired spider monkey and some women
wew
>DC vs Silva
Who wins, lads
I don't think RDA should get a rematch so soon, mainly because the division is so packed, but somebody like Lawler or McGregor would get one by default. Plus, what else is he supposed to say? At least he didn't beg for a fight with McGregor like anybody within 100 pounds of him.
>>69370394
>USADA only affected Brazillians
Kek kek kek
>>69372588
Lawler is WW
>>69372627
No shit m8. Read it again.
>>69372645
Oh you meant in their respective divisions?
I thought you were talking about mcG or Lawler getting a fight with Eddie next. Not rematches for certain champs.
I get it now
>>69372588
>USADA only affected Brazillians
It affected mostly Brazilians. They lost all their fucking titles, lad. It's a direct consequence of USADA.
>>69372850
>PEDs make perfectly timed and placed punches from Stipe, McGregor, and Alvarez land.
All three either made a huge tactical error and/or showed irresponsible defense. Stop forcing this soccer meme in here pls.
>>69372937
>Seriously not seeing the correlation between USADA and the Brazilians getting BTFO left and right
You're hopeless.
>>69370098
>[Embed] [Embed]
Why are spanish-speaking people so dumb?
first for moms
>>69373401
42th*
>>69373401
>"you got any games on your phone?"
>>69373380
because fuck you, that's why
>>69370462
Thanks for the recommendations friend
>>69370524
never gonna happen
>>69373420
Damn thats it I REALLY need to sleep after that one "42th"
Schaub is God
>silva
>>69373452
No fucking way I'd let an animal with teeth like that that close to my throat and face.
>>69373452
Based Schaub
>>69373482
Thats why you will never be as alpha as Schaub.
Anybody know what time are the UFC 200 weigh ins today?
>>69373300
So what about the Brazilians that are BTFOing everyone else?
People forget that Werdum was the only BR to lose on that card real quick huh
>>69373401
I bet her pussy is destroyed.
>>69373452
is that monkey hard?
>>69373482
Then I'd forgo responding to any brits in this thread.
How much will DC outweigh Anderson by come fight night?
Anderson weighed in at 198 soaking wet
How the fuck is Tate and Nunes the head liner now? Shouldn't it be Bork vs Hunto?
>>69373452
nigga please
>post YFW Silva heems Cormier inside the first round
>>69373520
Shut up
>>69373401
>ywn skinchange into Cat's son
jesus
>>69373518
He's going to gas so quick if Cormier spends a round on top.
>>69373520
200 is a fucking mess.
Putting Nunes/Tate on as the main event just means Ill be in bed 30 minutes earlier then expected.
THE POLISH GOBLIN IS NO MATCH FOR ERICK SILVA'S SUPERIOR WRESTLING
>>69373541
>>69373534
>>69373401
do you think she and dominick...?
>>69373565
>t just means Ill be in bed 30 minutes earlier then expected.
You know that you won't be. In fact you'll stay up 3 hours after the card is over to discuss how good/horrible the card was, then you'll stick around to watch the press conference.
>2016
>hating on WMMA
Phew
I bet you don't watch FlyW either, huh
>>69373508
>Flag
Oh, nvm.
>>69373520
Is every single poster on /heem/ gonna individually ask this question, or is somebody just memeing at this point?
>>69373512
He's rocking a half Schaub
>>69373594
i will not because i will be late as fuck
I just realized that at the present moment the UK has more UFC champions than Brazil.
I might actually kill myself.
>>69373612
OHHHH
HE'S HURT
>>69373594
Oh for sure.
Does anyone have a link to Derrick Lewis' uncensored Octagon interview? The only ones I can find are censored so I can't hear shit
>>69373645
>Stay up till 6 am when the main event starts
>Deludes himself to think he'll stop watching and won't just want to waste more time posting memes
Can't remember the last time I went to bed right after a PPV was over. There's always something to discuss, especially with the recent events where underdogs have just been winning left and right.
>>69373594
I literally fell asleep after the prelims yesterday
Guys I have a problem. I get really bad anxiety when watching fights, I literally had to turn off my stream last night before RDA/Alvarez, and then check back later for results. Then I went back and watched the fight today and regretted not watching it live.
I keep telling myself it doesn't matter who wins or loses, it doesn't affect my life any. Just enjoy the fights.
It mostly happens when fighters who I like are fighting. And it just so happens that I'm a Silva fan. I don't think I can handle it tomorrow. What do I do lads? Help me fight this
>>69373577
>think
you just KNOW
>>69373682
Let me transcribe it for you
>SHEEIT SHEEIT ID IZ WUD ID IZ SHEEIT SHEEIT YOU CAN'T HUG NOBODY AND EXPECT TO WIN A DECISION SHEEIT
I'm not even trying to be funny that's actually pretty much what it was
>>69373690
How do you fall asleep so early?
>>69373685
it will be 5/6am around here, i can't stay up for 24 hours, all that dana sees is fucking vegas in front of him, nothing more, the rest of the world just doesn't exist.
>staying up late to watch Big Pigg and wmma
not even gonna pirate this shitshow, I'll just look at highlight webms on heem
>big rigg misses weight
but i thought he wasn't eating the fries
>>69373647
I was never hurt. You never had the car.
Also,
>He
She*
>>69373711
>Tfw will never roll with based Dom "The only natty champ" Cruz
>>69373702
that feeling is what makes it so exciting tho
>>69373711
That's my boy!
>>69373762
You're still trying to laugh it off lel
>>69373730
I wake up early so I go to sleep early
>>69373762
thanks, filtered
>>69373702
I only get nervous when I have bet money on a fighter. Every single punch they get hit with gives me massive anxiety.
>>69373783
Well, I agree when it's a fight with two fighters who I don't really know about / care about. I still get the anxious feeling, but it's more exciting. But if there's a fighter I'm pulling for it's almost too much for me to handle. Didn't help that I ate a pot brownie last night I guess
"Right now my focus is on cerrone, if he want to move up I'm here, it's gonna be easy money"
>>69373690
I fell asleep during the black beast vs big country fight.
Missed my boy Eddie btfo /heem/ live.
How much crow was eaten or did /heem/ pretend they weren't hyping RDA as the lightweight goat?
will (YOU) be a witness?
>>69373300
>Three thaiboxers with average hands rushing in on superior boxers and getting KTFO clean
Man those PEDs really fucked up their decision making skills.
>>69373744
>>69373796
>>69373805
YOU make me a sandwich.
>>69373837
>Still pretending there's no correlation
Spot the Brazilcuck living in the US.
>>69373690
I feel you man, I was drifting off a bit as well.
jones knew what he was doing
>>69373866
What the fuck, he was agreeing with you.
We are in the post-USADA era now
>>69373711
>Cruz
why is he the best champ guys?
>>69370631
Nunes
Hunt
DC
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69373887
spain is shit-tier m8
How badly will they fuck up UFC 209?
>set on east coast
>no Diaz bros
>WMMA comain
>>69373866
>See well reasoned observation
>Y-y-ur a hue, amigo
>>69373866
Correlation doesnt equal causation especially when there's no reasonable evidence to causate the correlation
>>69373889
Fucking UFC, they hate the Brasil so they cheat to take our CHAMPIONS. FUCK DAN WHITE!!!!
>>69373814
I was getting nervous after round 1 of caraway vs the house nigger.
>>69373902
>WMMA comain
>comain
Has nobody told you yet?
>>69373889
Why is this a meme?
>>69373918
That was an exciting fight desu
>>69373889
poetry
>>69373902
>WMMA comain
>>69373902
Should we tell him?
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>>69373906
>"""""""""""""""""""WELL""""""""""""""""""""
>"""""""""""""""""""REASONED"""""""""""""""""""
Hah.
>>69373912
Kinda does in this case. Since USADA came into play literally all Brazilian champions fell like flies. Stop pretending there isn't.
>This Brazilian cuck mad because his boys all got BTFO by SUPERIOR fighters
After tonight only mighty mouse will be left with a strap
>jones
what is his problem?
>>69373980
>looking up Ted Cruz for reasons
>update thread
>this is the first post
ZODIAC CONFIRMED
>>69370492
>He was winning before he lost
>>69374003
>Kinda does
It doesnt. Them losing their titles has almost nothing to do with how someone would lose a title because they went off steroids
You really cant say for sure until their next fights
This isn't hard to understand, you're just stupid
>>69373834
Yes /heem/ pretended Eddie was their boy all along
>>69374012
It's like Game of Thrones and we're all slowly realizing DJ has the thickest plot armor.
>>69374081
what a fuccboi
>>69373517
underrrated post
>>69374069
Using that as an excuse to downplay Eddie is wrong. Using it as a way to describe the fight is perfectly accurate.
>>69370098
Is it true this dude has 5 children from 3 women?
>>69374001
>"..the weight is no longer an issue; I got LouTrition, (nutritionist, Lou Giordano)" Hendricks said. "Me and Dolce, we had a good run, but man, having Lou by my side has been a blessing in disguise. "I can still eat bad, but it can still be good for you.
>For example, in the off-season, I can go have Whataburger. Just have the burger! Don't eat the fries! Get a drink, eat the burger. Would he want me to do that? No. But he knows me, he knows who I am, so he's going to say, 'Johny, if you're craving something, go get it. Just send me a picture of it, and don't eat the fries.'"
>loutrition
How did Johnny miss wieght?
Fat shit
HAVE I EVER MISSED WEIGHT YEH
>>69374156
hamburgers
>>69374137
how big is pig rig gonna get when he retires?
my bet is 400lbs
>>69374093
He's the Arya of the UFC.
>>69374077
>Has almost nothing to do
It literally does though. They can't use PEDs anymore, they can't push it to the level they used to and they lose to superior natty fighters who weren't doing them in the first place.
It's not hard to understand, you're just stupid.
>>69374176
Def over 250 at least, dude has no self control.
>>69374129
lol no. He's in the UFC, not the NBA.
>>69374156
he said he had to lose only 3 pounds yesterday, he shouldn't eat the fries
>>69374181
Who is Jon Snow? Weidman?
>hendricks adds whataburger to his diet
>misses weight by a literal quarter-pounder
>>69374186
Yet they didnt lose because they were outworked, they lost because they were dumb and caught
You're just arguing for the sake of it at this point because you have moderate-to-severe Asperger's
>>69374129
You're thinking of Dwight Howard chump.
/heem/, remember to watch Doo Hoi Cho v Thiago Tavares
This korean kid is going to be the champ someday
>>69374208
>>69374181
>>69374093
Could you nerds frigg off? Thanks!
>>69374208
I was just thinking about that. Dom? He was out for like two years (dead) and then came back to life to beat a sworn enemy.
>>69374001
>>69374137
>>69374176
BIGG RIGG just needs to go to heavyweight already and become the next king of manlets after hunto gets BTFO tomorrow
>>69374234
>Doo Hoi Cho vs KZ will happen one day
>>69374208
weidman is robb, snow is caraway
>>69374240
>Extremely popular TV show that millions of normies watch
>Nerds
Okay, Brandon, we get it. You're a t-shirt mogul.
>>69374216
>Making excuses
Not even they, the losers, made this kind of dumb excuse.
You can spot the fucking 194ers from so far away it's not even funny.
Fuck off to >>>/asp/.
>>69373530
>cormier
>getting heemed
Not possible.
>>69374244
can somebody explain this meme? Has he literally 0 self control?
What happened?
>>69374299
That's what they said about Stephan Bonnar. Can you refresh my memory as to who handed him his one and only TKO loss?
>>69374319
>That hair line
JUST
>>69374319
USADA.
>>69374319
Shaved his beard to try and make weight.
>>69374330
It gets worse everytime we see it. Time to just go bald.
how come asians who invented all the artial arts are the worst at it???
>>69374357
Because boxing > "martial" arts
daily reminder that USADA is the worst thing that could've ever happened to this sport
>>69374392
this desu
I believe in Anderson
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWS1_yBKBkY
r8 yesterday card and the prelims and the best fights
>Main
8/10 FoN Jouban-Mohammad
>Prelims
7/10
>>69374319
who is callen fighting?
>>69374392
Agreed
Come at me
>WMMA as the main event
>>69374392
reminder that brazilians are the most devastated by this, hopefully claudia isn't cursed by it either
all hail the abs
>>69374269
Nice non-argument sperglord
So is Hendricks vs Gastelum still on?
>>69374410
>Main
3/10
>Prelims
6/10
>>69374442
It's ok Fedor, we hate it too.
>>69374431
Should have just paypald it to me
>>69374448
I already heem'd your """argument"""". Sit the fuck down.
>yfw kelvin misses weight too
post your best brocks
>>69374466
>paypal
>not bitcoin or some other crypto
lol what is this, 1999?
>>69374319
reminder hendricks retired gsp
reminder usada ruined 200
reminder usada is destroying the ufc
>>69374442
>>69374457
We heard it the first 50 times you slavic twats.
>>69374471
You didnt even make an argument
Why are you so incapable of basic conversation? Do you actually have Aspergers?
>>69374319
Do you have a picture like that for miesha?
>>69374404
>they didn't drop the towel
>>69374479
Reminder Dana is destroying the UFC
>>69374479
USADA is part of the reason GSP left. He knew he couldnt beat Johnny on roids, and he'd have even less chance of beating him if he had to get clean. For some reason a lot of people are really dumb and naive and think GSP wasn't a roider.
>wake up
>watch last nights fights on torrent
>suddenly Rafael is kill
what memes have I missed
>W FUCKING MMA AS THE MAIN EVENT
>>69374475
>biggest draw in UFC is a shaved albino gorilla
>faggot Dana keeps trying to make MMA a real sport
What a moron. No one gives a shit about "legit" mma sport. Just give us roided beasts going ham on each other.
We could still be enjoying Vitor, Hendo, Reem etc murdering people in cage.
>>69374485
I pulled these from twitter
>>69374319
>doormode johny
>>69374484
>Projecting your assburgers onto others
>Spouting Tumblr """logic""" for an argument
>Ignoring how obvious it is they lost their titles in the period of a year because of USADA
You REALLY must be a 7-1 in the US.
>>69374515
Told you about those USADA tests, senpai. If a Brazilian passes them, he'll lose.
Why do some MMA "journalists and experts" like to pretend its cool when they don't know a certain fighter? Imagine football experts said
>oh and there is that guy, I don't remember his name but who cares there are way too many players in the league haha
>>69373762
T O L E D O
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>>69374532
>calling you an aspie with no argument is Tumblr
>obvious
It isnt obvious, you just Aspergers
>>69374530
moar?
>>69374530
The one with her titties out you dummy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNHhBLan6SE
>>69374404
If Burt Watson was still there he'd be holding up one of those towels.
Do you think fighters miss not hearing "WE ROLLLIIIIIINNNNN" and "YOUR NIGHT, YOUR FIGHT. LET'S GET IT RIGHT"?
>>69374560
I can't post that on a mongolian throat singing board.
Normally wouldnt bet on a TUF fight but I remember Corey as being the dude with the fucked up neck.
Where's Serbia and Lithcuck? Are they off heeming farm animals and Estonia, respectively?
i really want brock to fight hong man choi
also what are some dicks that arent gonna get sucked this weekend?
>>69374431
mong
>>69374610
Yep, that's not a safe bet tho, Josh is pretty good.
>>69374610
yeah that was him but TUF was filmed in like early spring.
>>69374612
Serbro got mad cause I made fun of DC for being a fatfuck in the last thread.
>>69374612
I miss them both greatly.
>>69374475
So which fight are you excited for tonight
for me its
Ross Pearson vs. Will Brooks
JJ vs Claudia
>>69374501
Dana made the UFC you fucking goof.
>>69374597
Post it and delete in a couple minutes then I'll repost it so u no get ban by a mod even tho is very mma related.
>>69374625
>that's not a safe bet tho, Josh is pretty good.
Youre aware that I bet on Josh, yes?
>>69374626
Still he seemed liek a real weak and whiny bitch. The other dude Josh seems like a game, down for anything kinda guy.
>>69374639
Did we at least lose Adan the Fucking Leaf, too?
/HEEM/ has such a colorful cast of characters I love you guys
>>69374642
Joanna Vs Claudia
Corey Hendricks Vs Josh Stansbury
Tatiana Vs Amanda
I'm basically the Vegas Dave of /heem/
>>69374555
>It isn't obvious
Well, obviously it isn't for a dumb fuck like you.
You're just retarded, mate, it's ok.
>>69374508
Hello Rusev
>>69374674
The snacks&hoes canuck left too
>>69374659
Sorry bro, i think that it's a fight that can go either way, but Josh is more well-rounded so i think that Josh might get the W by Decision.
>WMMA is headlining 2 cars in a row, including 'the biggest card of the year'
>>69374679
>Corey Hendricks Vs Josh Stansbury
why?
More excited for Sanchez v Khalil
Can someone post examples of Dominick Cruz being autistic and lonely so I can make him my boy
>>69374404
maybe those fake juggs werent the best idea
>>69374530
she has trouble making weight ?
>>69374695
how is nate the underdog?
>>69374702
Fuck. Dockbro?
>>69374695
Vegas Dave doesn't bet greasy $20...he has $1 million on Miesha by the way.
>>69374710
Oh my god alert the Prime Minister. Tell him the UK needs to exit the list of countries that broadcast UFC.
>>69374698
Again just arguing for the sake of it, because of your autism. Play time is over now, sperg.
>>69374732
yeah, she made it with about 5 minutes left until the deadline and her coach was celebrating when she made weight.
>>69374732
Fake boobs added some weight.
>>69374644
Ur the fucking goof, he's blind as fuck all he sees is fucking boxing and Las Vegas, everything else is shit, he comes with all this "oh i want to spred the word of mma and shit" and all he does is stay in Las Vegas and fuck up like he did with this 200 card.
Should I go to my local B-Dubs and watch 200? Probably have to pay some kinda bullshit cover. Or should I just watch it later in the night, not live?
>>69374735
10 days camp
goober train still at full speed
>>69374710
Truly haram to be watching women fighting in such skimpy outfits! In the Main Event no less!
>>69374749
>Still projecting autismo
>Letting yourself out after getting BTFO
Easy.
>>69374735
casual are eating up mcreggors excuses
>>69374711
Here >>69374706
I watched the entire TUF 23 so i'm excited for the fights, Amanda is hot so i wanna see her.
>>69374769
I'm going to b-dubs with some friends, I think it'd be kinda shit if you're alone. Also you have to keep buying shit to stay.
>>69374778
Im going to reply to you again just so you can give me another autistic response
Reply again
>>69374767
How is this his fuck up? First McGregor acted like a little bitch with the press stuff and then Jones got caught, how exactly his this his fault?
>>69374753
bingo
>>69374805
I'll give you one on the house buddy
>>69374710
It's a meme sport at this point
>>69374735
conor will be more efficient with his energy AND do more damage, clearly
>>69374793
yeah I watched more or less the entire season too, Amanda a cute. Suarez will probably win though, she probably has the best wrestling in the division.
>>69374824
Suarez is the heavy favorite.
>>69374799
None of my friends in town like UFC.
>>69374781
a girl i met on tinder tried to tell me that conor was the better fighter and diaz got lucky. i later found out shed only watched his highlight reels and his interviews
kek
it just dawned on me today how little chance mcgregor has of making a dent in the 155 division. he's fucked after he loses to nate again
how long until weigh ins?
>>69374821
Thanks, bro
>>69374240
Have to agree with you m8 GoT fags always bringing there shit show up is beyond annoying.
Believe you me buddeh, Michael Bisping has literally more than zero power in his body
>>69374836
Probably wont be bad if you get there early enough to get a seat at the bar. I know chatting it up with strangers is a foreign concept to a lot of losers here but it does happen.
Anderson Silva is 41 years old
>>69373401
someone post the webm where she wrestles the kid in fron of the christmas tree
>>69374863
ur rite
>>69374863
Is this the first time DC has ever been the younger man?
>>69374854
What would consider to be the Cleganeb Owl of UFC?
Does talking while fighting consume energy? I'd love to say silly shit during a fight, especially while grappling
>tfw Daniel bodyslams Anderson tomorrow night and breaks his neck
>>69374816
He sould make contracts for the appearences, if is contract doesn't have something telling that he has to show up for press conferences why would he?
>Hey you have to show up
>Uh but my contract says that i have to fight i be a reebok cuck, nothing more
>b-b-but verbal agreement
>>69374883
hendo, barnett
>>69374805
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
How much did Anderson weigh in?
>>69374890
>Anderson front kicks DC's nose into his frontal lobe rendering him a vegetable
>>69374824
Yeah i know, Tatiana is pretty good but she doesn't like to get punched, joanna said that the entire season and Amanda has some solid boxing so, it will be interesting.
>>69374902
Reply again
>>69374906
198 full clothed
Do some of you guys really think Brock is gonna win?
>>69374938
I do just because Hunt is pretty limited.
>>69374927
Oh wow
I guess they could've made it a title fight huh
>>69374357
they dont weight cut
>>69374938
why not? hunto has been heem'd by a WW before
>>69374938
I lot of people do. Hunt is only a -169 favorite
Tate is going to get wrecked tomorrow bet on it.
>>69374968
Let's see your bet slip.
>>69374938
if brock gets hunt down hes fucked
Brock will take hunt down and GNP him like stipe did.
How would hunt be able to stop Brock from taking him down?
>>69374909
>DC ragdolls Anderson and swings him in circles by his feet
>>69374968
nope, highest fight IQ in women's mma
>>69374951
According to the press conference from last night with Dana and Anderson, it was Anderson who wanted 3 rounds. Likely due to the short notice. In Dana's words, he said that Anderson said it didn't matter if the belt is on the line, if he wins people "will know he's the man"
>>69374978
>le 20 dollar big shot gambler
Out having a beer and that, any tips on staying up to watch the card beside coke?
what did he mean by this?
>>69374980
He won't. Hunt has got a solid jaw and being a manlet will help him maintain balance if Brock attempts to take him down.
>le can't even scrounge $50 to start a sportsbook account kid
Hope things get better for you.
>>69374986
Doesnt necessarily save you from getting your face punched in
>>69375000
He knows something is my guess.
>>69375009
she won't brawl
>>69375000
He means "give me attention!"
>>69374824
>yfw it could've been apex qt Lanchana in the finals
Maybe it's for the best though. This Suarez chick got super powered by her m-muh cancer backstory. That would've been hard to watch.
>>69375009
Tell that to Dominick Cruz
>>69375006
You liteally were gloating about dropping 20 on a -300, you're a child using his parents money like a degenerate
>>69375000
The weirdness is the event itself.
>>69375006
>gambling
Degenerates out
famm, is jones done?
>>69375020
That wont stop Amanda from nailing her in the face
>>69375027
>Miesha Tate is Dominick Cruz
>>69375033
>he's so poor he thinks someone could only bet $20 on a fight if their parents gave them money
>>69375006
>1 dollar
>>69374968
nunes will heem her in the first and dana wjll be salty af
>>69375000
hes sitting on something but he doesn't want pena to bully him again
>>69375054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it71P2AVhjE
>>69375000
semitic tricks
>>69375000
((( )))
>>69375000
>something feels off
No shit sherlock. The whole thing has been a fucking disaster so far. One problem after another
>>69375054
Wow really track. I dont usually like these walkout song posts, but you nailed it.
>>69375054
watch?v=LtKH5KvtPfM
>>69370098
UFC 200 is officially shit
should've kept the mcgregor card, senpai
>>69374938
HW fights could go any way.
>>69375047
>That wont stop Amanda from nailing her in the face
like holly? nunes will gas at 8 mins or less
>>69375058
>he's so poor he only has 20 dollars to spend
>and it's on a minus -300
The point being here is that you're about as much of a risk taker as someone being in a parking spot 10 seconds too long
>>69375046
Yeah, absolutely finished. Assuming he returns after two years, UFC will never trust him to headline a big card again.
The man has heemed himself into permanent JUST status.
>>69375088
famm
Wew
>>69375033
I think he's that guy who bet $30 on Ronda to win $3 and then Holly kicked her head off.
Made fun of him for weeks.
weigh in video when
>>69375093
Holly isn't as aggressive in standup as Amanda
>Nunes will gas
Best chance at Miesha winning
>>69370098
honda gets head kicked by holm round 2 when?
>>69375000
FIRST DEATH IN THE UFC'S HISTORY
>>69375101
see
>>69374695
I bet on people that will win, even if theyre a +380 dog taking a fight on 10 days notice.
I'm sorry me putting $20 on Jones bothers you so much. Actually I'm not sorry, but you know what I mean.
>>69375105
honk honk
>>69375105
she's got an ass and a pair of tits but that face though?
its why god invented doggy style, famm
WHERES THE FUCKING NIP SLIP
REEEEEE
>>69375119
>tate needs to survive round one
she will
>>69374159
>>69374159
>>69374159
this fight is gonna be goat lads, two top 5 P4P undefeated guys
>>69375135
I like her face. She looks like a raging slut. It's hot...
>>69375129
It's not bothering, its amusing you think you're anything but a child for thinking he's big spending daddy's 20 dollars
https://twitter.com/TheHerd/status/751486577218506752
dana is fed up
>>69375137
I will show both my nipples if it's for you, darling senpai.
>>69374482
>WMMA as the main event
>>69374612
>>69374634
I'm here. Still thinking ME should be anything besides nunes/tate and you have no right to judge DC.
>>69375142
>pillow tap
wgaf
>>69370633
natty goat
>>69375139
Amanda went 3 full rounds almost seamlessly against Valentina, her cardio has improved
>>69373902
Don't worry lad I noticed you said 209 and not 200
People's minds are elsewhere at the moment it seems
>>69375148
Wow youre really stuck on the idea that no one here can be financially independent of their parents. I'm guessing youre one of those losers in their 20s still living at home. You are huh? Let me guess, you just graduated college and it's hard finding a job.
>>69375172
heem or die
>>69375151
Old Dana is slowly coming back, either the lawsuit is pretty much over or Fertittas are definitely selling
>>69375142
>boxing
>>69375151
Lol he is beyond mad.
>>69375151
it doesn''t happen often but he's completely right though
>people unironically thought RDA would beat Conor
Conor would DELET his chin
>>69375151
he is right
>>69375153
>flag
zzzzzz
>people who havent trained for minimum 3 years are allowed to post here
Would you win a fight against these 3?
>>69375205
Yea, the pullout saved him. But credit where credit is due, he wouldn't go down against Alvarez.
i got 50 bucks on nunes. hoping for a red panty night
>>69375142
Why have GGG started to fight against smaller guys?
Fuck boxing tbqhwyaf. This is bullshit.
>>69375221
No, Helwani knows Krav Maga.
>>69375215
>WMMA as the main event
>>69370296
>Anybody else /notveryexcited/
exactly this, yes.
>>69375220
>losing an amatuer swedish boxing match
>>69375220
5 for me, so i'm good.
>>69375221
If the two guys next to jewani are what they appear to be at face value and not secretly incredibly tough/good fighters, i would wrestlefuck the shit out of them.
>>69375221
Helwani could peck my eyes out with his nose, I'm not fucking with that
>>69375250
Not me lad, dont disrespect boxing bro ever again
>>69370296
watch my boy the korean superboy, he's all that matters
>>69375142
It's a cake walk for GGG
>>69375142
It's a real struggle penciling people in to fight him (Eubank), but yeah, he's doing a Canelo here
>>69375192
Why don't you like boxing?
>>69375205
That's Karma for you.
Conor would've destroyed him.
12 seconds.
Little Brazilian.
>>69375250
What's wrong with losing an ammy fight? I've lost three of them. No shame in that.
>>69375220
>nations without a UFC champion are allowed to post here
>>69375240
>Krav Maga
An art literally only effective if your opponent doesn't know you practice it, and drastically less effective in actual combat then it is in momentary high stakes situations when your attacker thinks he's got the upper hand.
Will Jon Jones be MMA's Jake LaMotta?
>>69373452
Aldo has grown his hair out...
>>69375105
whew, is this the best shot?
>>69375305
Krav Maga is useful for weapon defense, that's really it though.
How do you guys feel about silva vs dc not being a title fight?
>>69375250
be carefull
>>69375329
I don't know what to think about this card anymore
>>69375313
So?
Or are you implying because RDA beat Diaz he'd also beat Conor? Yeah, that sure worked with Alvarez.
>>69375329
Why should it be? It's just a meme fight for the fans.
>>69375328
Only against retards who stand within your arm's reach. One of the first things taught was never to stand within an arm's reach of someone you're pointing your weapon at.
Eddie Alvarez, Michael Bisping, and Stipe Miocic are UFC world champions.
>>69375352
why are you so mad all the time bro? we're all fans here
>>69375328
Nah, it's useful even if an unarmed attacker jumps you on the street, because most of the time they don't expect the victim to fight back, let alone with great skill. The point of Krav Maga is to train your natural reflexes not to freeze up in those kinds of situations, but for you to instantly perform the optimal sequence of moves for turning the tables on the completely unsuspecting attacker in that moment when he least expects it. But casuals think it's this ultimate art that, once mastered, makes you an invincible god of combat.
>>69375287
Literally just following canelo, it's fucking pathetic but this is literally just for the money
At least Brook stopped ducking actual opposition, he'll probably get heemed and then get the fight with Amir Khan
>>69375354
True lad. I just don't feel the hype for this card. I dunno senpai.
been away since UFC 194 lads hows my baby /HEEM/ been
>mfw lellator is literally less of a circus than ufc
i love this meme sport
Just watched Alvarez vs RDA again. Was shaping up to be a great banger. I wouldn't be mad at all to see a rematch.
>>69375372
The only meme there is Bisping. Eddie Alvarez is wholly underrated and so was Stipe. They're just not household names.
Wait, why is not DC - Silva headlining?
Isn't it a titlefight?
>>69375352
Hey friend I have been reading your good posts here and I have to congratulate you bro, very good job there mate, keep the good work my good white friend.
PS: btw I'm a girl, and also white, just using VPN to troll. I'm actually from France ;^)
>>69375410
does kebab get the next shot?
>>69375421
Eddie Alvarez has been a top 3 lightweight for years. I have no clue why this shocked people so bad. Dude has been legit since DREAM.
Guys, DJ is injured and is off 201
>you now remember UFC 201 even existed
>>69375372
>eddie
Meh, he's not bad.
>bisping
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING
>stipe
100% expected this. Stipe is HW goat.
>>69370524
It's a good move:
1. Jones is NOT an audience favourite and this will lose him even more fans, which makes him easier to cut.
2. Jones demands $$$ but doesn't bring in that many views - obviously nothing like GSP-numbers, but Jones can't even compete with Rousey, ffs.
3. Jones is one problem after another. Like a problem alcoholic, he'll just keep fucking up until he's got no friends left.
4. Cutting Jones opens up the division. With audience non-fave at the top it was stuck at "not interesting" status for the public, but with Jones cut there's a good chance the belt will change hands more frequently, making it, from a revenue-generating pov, more lucrative.
>>69375393
As much as I'd like to applaud Brook for stepping up, you have to think that in a way it's a win/win for the man. He can sacrafice his 0 and go back down having earned a very good payday
>>69375428
It's a memefight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnf4oroTunE
what a total fuckup
>>69375151
Damn, he's mad as fuck.
and I understand it 100%.
>>69375428
Its not a titlefight
>>69375388
I'm not mad, stupid people just tend to get the worst of me.
I'm a nihilist with a wicked sense of humour. Charismatic and the rest.
>>69375429
Post pics of white bunda.
>>69375444
fake
also why would you forget 201 existed
>>69375457
He should get cut then go to bellator and once he proves he has his act together come back in time to main event UFC 250 or something...Dana hates his guts, especially after that interview he did with Ariel where he said UFC knew Vitor was juicing and still let him fight and then this happens.....
>>69375470
are you kidding?
>>69375329
Don't care because DC isnt even the real champ
EL NEWO EMBBEDEDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGX1rZxpKYo
>>69375250
very funny, m8. Here's a proper 14-year-ol, according to Sweden's Unaccompanied Child Refugee program. pic related
I'm sure the little fella in my pic would say, "Thanks Swedish taxpayers, for the free accommodations, 24/7 room service (really), concert tickets to Bravalla, and all the other free stuff!"
>>69375470
BASED BIG PIGG
>>69375518
>Video starts off with a roller coster
kek
So no one cares DJ is out of 201
I will heem any cheeto fingered nerd who disrespects Schaub. You losers wouldn't know greatness if it slapped you in the face.
>>69375546
>>69375528
>>69375444
Who cares?
>>69373651
Is Dana the ultimate human example of thinking you're tough because you work around tough guys? Bumchin would smash Dana, but Dana seems to think he's some Heavyweight killer lol. Remember when he wanted to fight Titio? lol wish that had happened.
>>69375546
I certainly don't care.
What did Wikipedia mean by this?
>>69375464
Yeah that's true, it was probably his best move, considering if he beat Vargas, he'd just be beating a paper champ for not a lot of money, him moving up to fight golovkin looks good like he isn't afraid to fight anyone, loses and noone really criticizes him for it since he was fighting a middleweight, who probably comes in at like 170+.
I respect Khan a lot after he took the Canelo fight, he was doing pretty good until he got heemed, it was only just a matter of time, still Khan stepped up and is on the map again, this might be a good thing for you brits, finally get the Khan vs Brook fight.
cant wait to read news 10 years from now
>"The sad story of addict, the former ufc champion and is he living under the bridge and eats bum food; Jon the BUM Jones"
>>69375518
0:55 DC with the haircut curse??
what was anderson thinking?
>>69375569
Real fight fans
What did he mean by this?
>>69372040
>It looks like Succmas is cancelled in the DC household this year.
>>69375546
FFS
Fight week has literally been plague week
Shitty conferences, injuries, ruined cards, what's going to happen next? 200 is full of decisions?
>>69375470
why is jeff novitzky holding the towel?
>>69375546
2016 is so bizarre
>>69375546
im not a manlet so i dont care
Technically speaking, what are Silva's chances against Cormier? Wrestlers give Silva trouble and Cormier is leagues above Weidman and Chael who both presented Silva an immense challenge.
I respect him for tuning in and giving the fans a fight but this isn't the ''crazier things have happened'' scenario where the underdog steps in on 10 days notice and shocks the world.
His notice is 2 days, he hasn't even been sparring, I doubt he even has a striker's chance because of the surgery and lack of training. If there was ever a completely one sided fight, this is the one.
>>69375602
>going to a decision makes a fight bad
fuck off casual
>>69375590
you savage Corbro
>>69375593
>You now remember that Rumble lost to Koscheck
>>69375584
anybody can edit that shit
>>69375546
kek he was playing world of warcraft on stream 2 days ago
>>69374137
The King of Excuses needs a nutritionist who let's him eat anything. What a fucking idiot. This is why MMA will never be an elite sport. Not enough athletes and too many half-letes.
>>69375653
yea but why did they famalama
>>69375631
.01% chance
>>69375592
DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT
>>69375518
GOD DAMNIT I DONT WANT SILVA TO LOSE, IM TIRED OF WATCHING HIM LOSE
>>69375592
that was broken a while ago thougj
>>69375517
you only have yourself to blame jon, believe you me
>>69375653
>Jerkadick
kek
M I L F
I
L
F
>>69374176
I'd say 300-325lbs.
What he lacks in will power, he makes up for in excuses.
fight week heem week
>>69375678
No it was reinstated when Bisping KO'd Luke. It has a delayed effect but it's real.
>>69375609
Who do you think performs the penis inspection?
>>69375662
dunno, it says joanna jersrkers and claudia now when I looked at it.
Probably someone is editing it so that some MMA journalist writes a blog about it and everyone thinks thats news.
>>69374442
more proof the UFC is collapsing financially -- desperately looking for the politically correct audience segment because there's no growth in the regular UFC audience size.
>Eddie Alvarez is the LW champ
How did RDA let this happen
Faggot trick mods deleted my post about Jon Jones having 5 kids by 3 mothers. Please keep this in mind when considering whether he deserves goat status.
>>69375744
>- desperately looking for the politically correct audience
polbabbies pls go
need more cupcakes
>>69375744
yeah you sound like a real "fight fan"
just sit back and watch dummy
>>69375761
But he doesnt you retard
>>69375770
ENHANCE
>>69375470
Why can't he do it anymore?
>>69375631
I wonder how realistic Silva getting the W is as well. Do you think they secretly told him to stay ready in case they needed to add him to 200? Not necessarily to replace Jones, but just to add another fight to the card with him in it in case one of the bigger bouts dropped out?
>>69374404
>footage exists
>it was censored
fuck
https://youtu.be/_6OpEYy21ds?t=341
>photographer asks every fighter to pose for the camera after they weigh in
>everyone does it
>she asks brock to pose
>no fuck off
>ok
how can one man be so based?
>>69375802
UFC is not stupid and has always been prone to fighters suddenly being dropped from the card. They always ask x amount of fighters on last minute notice if they would be willing to fight
>DC now at -470
Free money surely.
Anyone got a webm of that big punch that rocked Nelson?
>>69375632
>heems aren't the literal best
Found the guy trying to fit in
>>69375842
It didnt rock him though
>>69375546
that weight devision is irrelevant
>>69375151
Greg Jackson is a fucking weirdo. He needs to have his head examined by a psychiatrist.
>>69375631
>what are Silva's chances against Cormier?
None, he's over the hill, the thing is he could have won his last few fights (besides the leg break fight) at any time, the problem is he still thinks he is in his 20's and can play games in the ring and get away with it, instead he acts the clown and deservedly gets heem'd for it
If he took this fight seriously he might just prove me wrong, but i cant see it happening
>>69375105
oh my lord my pee pee is growing please for the love of god moaaaaarrrrr
>>69375770
Millions of people are gathering to watch male and female athletes punch and kick each other in the face/body, try to choke each other out etc., but NO! Can't show a female nipple for 1/2 second, blur that shit out!
>>69370296
buddy if you miss Jake Matthews you'll regret it
>>69375631
I see it the same way and I'm worried. The only possible thing I can see is DC being an emotional wreck but maybe that makes him go full war mode
imagine saying to an mma fan just before 193 that Nunes would win the title off Tate at 200
>>69374644
Naw bro
GSP is responsible for about 65% of the UFC's success.
Brock, though he was only around for a short while, is responsible for about 25%.
Conor for 8%
Dana for -8% (he's an audience repellant)
Rousey for 8%
Everyone else for 2%
>>69375863
>this level of thirst
emberrasing
New mcbedded
https://youtu.be/EqQi_eS2zk8
https://youtu.be/EqQi_eS2zk8
https://youtu.be/EqQi_eS2zk8
>>69375850
Well regardless it was a pretty big punch
>>69375631
dc will finish him in the first by ground and pound. It will be the most one sided fight at ufc 200
>>69375870
Why don't you just go watch porn? Or better yet go to the beach.
>>69375827
So you think yes then? He probably has been at least aware that he may get called to fight on this card, perhaps months ago?
>>69375783
>5 kids
>3 mothers
Source is your blacked mom
>you know remember Jon Jones
>>69375821
Really? Shit I need watch this hahahahahahahaha
>>69375890
Why does CM walk like ten men? He's a manlet
>>69375902
What does this even mean? Are you stunted in the brain?
>>69375004
cap this:
ding
Brock bull rushes and either gets Hunto down on his first rush or the second
Brock's lame G'n'P for a while
Brock wins with 1:23 left in the first round
>>69375890
kek
Conor giving Bisping the cold shoulder
>>69375877
>>69375877
>>69375877
>>69375877
>>69375877
WE IN HERE NOW
>>69375234
He's fighting smaller because they are the only ones willing to step up and try for a payday. Outside of Canelo and Saunders he has no opponents at 160 Andre ward is calling him out and Ward is fighting at 175
>>69375821
>>no fuck off
fucking canadaposters only bullies and liars
>>69375105
the fuck is that about? weigh the clothing first, ffs
this is some forced t'n'a bullshit tBh
How did Derrick Lewis managed to win? Is UFC trying to push him?
Are significant strikes THAT significant, that you just need to work in the first round and the others two don't need to do jack?
I'm not hating on the guy, in the first round I thought he was gonna kill Mr. Belly but DAMN he has no fucking stamina.
If it was me the W would go to Jingle Belly.
(Fight was pretty shit tbf)
Muhammad needs a lot of improvement, he has the chin now he just needs POWER and SPEED! He could do great if he wants it.
THIS JUST IN:
--- is Anderson Silva taking this fight because it will help him run out his UFC contract faster? Does he want out of the UFC?
Did secret talks occur within the last 6 months?Is Bellator waiting for him?
>>69376188
based judges not rewarding big country for literally laying on him and stalling against the fence. its the way judging should be
>>69373711
Damn Cruz definitely tapped that ass.
>>69375870
my thoughts exactly, why are we so fucking weird about nudity and sexuality when its the most natural thing ever
>>69375821
>based
you mean a ungrateful prick right??
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