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Upcoming events:
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha [Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, FP Prelims start at 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST]
7/9: UFC 200 - Tate vs Nunes [FP Prelims start at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
News:
>DJ reportedly injured, out of 201
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/751497067265007617
>Hendricks missed weight, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-200-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-2
>Dos Anjos isn't being careful
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ex-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-targets-rematch-with-champ-alvarez-over-one-with-nurmagomedov
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
fuck
cutie pie
>>69375870
I think it's more an issue of consent senpai
"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp,
Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp.
Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it,
Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.
"The most stacked card ever."
Let that sink a minute.
When the main starts with Cain
Then three titles within it,
Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons
For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.
Now fight fans all fapping
(The replay's so great)
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
She beats some dumb hue
Via choke; Anaconda
Towers over Joe Rogan,
Grabs the mic and shouts
"Ronda!
I know you are watching,
And I don't feel bad, slid
that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did!
Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight,
Duck Cyborg once more
Then come suck this Cupcake!"
She crotch chops and Goldie
Snaps awake, jaw ajar,
"Takes some energy, Joe,
To uh, be a rockstar"
First for exposed little Brazilian post-USADA.
schaub gaud
bong till weigh ins?
>>69375877
Todoroki would expose Conor imo
link it properly you fuck
>>69375926
Looking VERY SOFT here.
Exposed?
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier vs. Anderson Silva
José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
>Don't repost your picks from the Claudia thread I haven't added them yet.
>>69375877
>tfw forgot the previous thread again
>>69370098
Lads i don't think ima watch 200. To many of my boys are fighting each other and i don't think i can watch any of them lose.
also
>fspain is fagget
>>69376005
>Tate
>Lesnar
>DC
>Edgar
>Cain
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar
Silva
Edgar
Cain
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar (for the memes)
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69376005
Tate via SUB
Lesnar via DEC
Cormier via TKO
Edgar via HEEM
Cain via HEEM
TO THE FAGGOT WHO SAID HUNT WILL LOSE
GO BACK TO /wwe/ WRESTLER GIRL
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69376005
Meisha Tate
Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier
Jose Aldo
Cain Velasquez
>>69375926
his head shrinked, clearly not on juice anymore
>>69376015
Dude. I'm with ya. It stresses me out too badly. Especially now that Silva's on, I don't think I can handle watching him lose again.
>>69376047
summer confirmed
>>69376074
Excuse me?
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
DC
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69376092
he said you are still in school you fat fuck
>>69376005
miesha
hunt
dc
edgar
cain
>>69376005
MIESHA
BROCK
ANDERSON
FRANK
CAIN
UFC 200 IS TOMORROW
THERE HAVE BEEN 200 UFCS
Tate vs Nunes for the main event????
I'll watch everything and skip that fight.
>>69376005
Tate (we all agree that this is easy money right?)
Bork
DC
Aldo
Cain
>>69375926
looks exactly the same as he does in his other weigh ins
>>69376005
are you trolling us?
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69375918
Damn son
>UFC 200 Tate vs Nunes
everytime
>>69376005
Nunes
Hunto
DC
Edgar
Cain
>>69376116
Explains why I'm smarter than him.
>>69376156
i'll deliver although i already got cucked with jones dropping out
>>69376143
>we all agree that this is easy money right?
And why would you think that? Amanda Nunes isn't just some can.
Choanna and Cloudya in 7 bongs?
CAGE WARRIORS
https://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-77
https://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-77
https://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-77
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Valasquez
>>69375918
I saved this to Wordpad, at least the Miesha portion, not gonna lie.
Bam Bam vs Jouban,
Who you got?
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69376186
>That Tom Cruise idiot submitted two different picks with the same picture and you still added him.
>>69376204
That... is the best idea I've heard in a while. Put that shit on the MSG card undercard and you got money baby. Money.
Why does DC insist on staying fat? Probably makes his weight cut much worse than it needs to be no?
Fucking hell look at TJ. Do you think Faber was right about him being on roids?
Also rankings of worst weight cuts:
>Valerie
>TJ
>Goober
Goofy bitch at onnit dot com
>>69376227
if he turned that fat to muscle it would ruin his cardio
>>69376187
She just can't outwrestle Miesha man, she's not there yet, the WBW division is Ronda - Holly - Miesha. Cat still has some things to proove tho.
>yfw nobody replies
>>69376246
JUST
>>69376186
you forgot me m8 >>69376029
Distraught considering what an iconic predictor I am
>>69376186
sorry for doubting you <3
>>69376227
cuz popeyes fried chicken is the shiznit
>>69376212
yeah i pointed it out at the time and said it would be funny when he failed anyway
>>69376205
Its a messeage agianst wrestlefucking
get to work or get fucked in the dec gentlemen
on another note did anyone see Sanchez yesterday promising a war for the fans
do you think based spic will deliver again
>>69376246
Why do they even cut? Why not do all the camp in the weight?
>>69376246
WHO HERE /KILLASHAW/?
>reddit the fighter
Post times you won
>tfw i could 50-45 every here
>johnny hendricks before weigh ins
>johnny hendricks after weigh ins
>>69376001
to be fair, he tore through everyone else, belly beardfacé is an irritating fighter, he's shit, and he mires good fighters down in shitty fights
>>69376249
You can get rid of fat without gaining muscle. If he just got rid of his love handles it'd be an extra 5lbs of water he wouldn't have to cut.
>>69376205
First round was a clear 10-9 for Lewis.
Second was a 10-9 for Nelson.
The only questionable round is the third.
this is what happened in that round
>Round starts. Glove touch. Nelson misses Lewis with a right and hits his chest/shoulder. Lewis lands a big flying knee to the body (4:33 left). Clinch against the fence. Nelson throws punches to inside thigh (not very much to them). After a minute (3:38 left) Nelson gets the takedown. 1 Punch to chest. 3 lefts to head. 1 right to armpit. Another left to head. None were particularly hard. With 2:38 left, Lewis starts getting up. Clinch against the fence (2:30 left). 3 knees to the thigh by Nelson. Lewis lands two elbows to Nelson's head. Nelson gets the takedown (1:55 left). Lewis gets up (1:45 left). Clinch against the fence. I half hearted knee to the thigh by Nelson. BJM separates (1:20 left). Lewis lands kick to Nelson's body (0:58 left). Lewis swarms Nelson. Lands right hook through Nelson's guard (0:45). Lands left hook clean (0:44). They clinch again. Uppercut-left hook by Lewis (0:15) Huge right hook by Lewis (0:05).
Nelson had 1:10 of top control. ~2:00 of clinch pressure by Nelson.
Not as much some have made it out to be.
The important point, though, is that the deciding criteria when scoring fights is "effective striking" or "damage". Who did more damage? Clearly Lewis. Holding someone on the ground or against the cage does not win you fights (nor should it)
Effective grappling is almost as important, but takedowns without submission attempts is not effective grappling.
The average ghetto black girl could sheem every women's MMA fighter and you know it.
>>69376005
Miesha Tate
Brock Lesnar
Daniel Cormier
Jose Aldo
Cain Velasquez
>>69376001
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
YOU BE SAYIN?
>>69376005
>tate
>hunt
>cormier
>aldo
>velasquez
>>69376266
sorry
>>69376005
Are you fishing for (You)s?
>>69376341
Can someone please fucking post the uncensored version of his octagon interview?
>>69376132
The fact that there have already been 100 more UFC PPV events since UFC 100 in 2009 is even more crazy to me.
>>69376349
i think you'd be surprised
>>69376257
>She just can't outwrestle Miesha
She outwrestled Sara McMann and subbed her in the first round. The same Sara McMann who went 3 rounds with Miesha and arguably should have won 2 rounds, now of course Miesha has improved and could actually win by out-cardoing her, but it is by no stretch of the imagination "easy money"
Miesha Tate
Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier
Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez
do you think you could beat koito in a fight?
How many more bing bongs?
>>69376394
I could bully her with my dick
>>69376302
I don't save the macros, but I got everything right in UFC 192 which was a decision fest, and also UFC 195.
>>69376394
anime was a mistake T B H
Betting on brown here boys, just for the keks.
Nunes
Hunt
Silva
Aldo
Cain
>>69376289
So they can rehydrate and have a weight advantage during the fight
Aldo is looking good lads.
>>69376441
His chin has been deleted
>>69376375
Man it's your opinion, i just think that if Miesha puts her in the ground she's going to have a hard time, and in general, amanda seems to be weak mentally.
>>69376423
I'd fucking heem Cain if he ever walked around with that brown pride tattoo around me
t. high level karate guy
>submitting picks without a picture or a link
>weightclasses dont matter for me
>>69376441
Don't sleep on Frankie.
>>69376458
There is literally no way of knowing that until tomorrow
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
>>69376440
Yeah bro i know that, but is it that big of a difference? If you're a 170, why not do the camp on 170 and then after the weigh in eat steak life a madman?
>>69376005
Miesha
Brock
Anderson
Aldo
Cain
>>69376492
Its been deleted lad
>>69376423
Cormier and Silva are both brown you fucking goofball
>>69376490
I'm not, they both look good
>All these nerds picking Cormier and Velasquez
AKA IS FINISHED
>>69376485
>submitting pictures without a pick
>>69376488
He stands like a fucking pencil to make every inch of his manlet height count.
Do you think he's seen manlet memes and has been haunted?
Paddy "The Baddy" Pimblett is future UFC champ, believe you me.
>tfw you don't want both of Frankie and Aldo to lose
But always, one gotta go. Just let it be spicy.
>>69376496
because they want to have that advantage in actual muscle you fucking moron
>>69376522
>Travis Browne under edmon targeryan
>Anderson Silva on 2 days notice
>>69376246
All this "is so-and-so on PEDs?" talk is so pointless. You'd be a fool to not think that the VAST majority of fighters were on some form of PEDs to some extent before USADA. Many obviously still are, as they keep getting busted.
There MIGHT be a few exceptions, Bisping for instance is very adamant that he is natty. But he wouldn't be the first person in history who vehemently denied using PEDs and then ended up being proven a liar (see Lance Armstrong).
My point is, if somebody used to look jacked and now they no longer look as jacked (TJ, Aldo, RDA, Overeem, etc, etc, etc) then it's probably a pretty damn good sign that they were on PEDs before.
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/751261390829072385
>>69376488
that dress should be around a table holy shit
>>69376551
Shut up Carlos and get back to your country
>>69376561
>I back
Is normal
WHY IS GADELHA VS JERDJEZCKYZK REMOVED FROM THE WIKIPEDIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT JON JONES EVER AGAIN. ME AND JON WERE NEVER FRIENDS.
>>69376574
you literally have nigger blood running on your veins kiddo, don't think you get to make those kinds of jokes.
>>69376488
Just imagine fucking her and feeling every inch of her massive fat body. Wow.
>>69376488
kek'd
>jon jones goes home
>can't even drink or he'll go to jail
probably taking K2 spice like his bro
>>69376120
>>69376498
>Brock
>Anderson
My sides have left the Earth's orbit.
>>69376001
he be swangin' n' bangin' H-Town on dat boi
>>69376005
>Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes …--WHO CARES?
>Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt …--Brock :(
>Daniel Cormier vs. Anderson Silva …--DC
>José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar …--Edgar
>Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne …--Cain
>>69376600
I just noticed this, weird
>>69376005
Miesha ->> by way of too smart for Noonies
Hunt ->> by way of Brock will crumble when he gets hit for the first time in years because it's obvious he's done zero sparring for this fyte
DC ->> by way of ragdolling and the power of 7-1
Frankie ->> by way of Jose's manlet complex that all Brazilians seem to have no matter their size and by way of USADA
Travis ->> by way of Cain's body should be measured in dog years
Predictioncuck, when I get all these right promise me you'll use this Mackenzie pic instead of danaface.jpg.
Promise me Predictioncuck...promise me.
anyone watching cage warriors?
>>69376600
>Bisping doesn't have 'Left Hook Larry' on his nicknames section of Wikipedia
Sort it
>Gay Maynard is fighting at 145
Will he be the first octogon death?
Any cheeky pics from behind Miesha's weigh-in towel?
>>69374906
>>69374927
>>69374951
Can someone explain this to me? Aren't LHW title fights supposed to be at 205? Why's he saying it could have been a title fight?
>>69376673
he is fighting a guy who unironically has 0 t/kos
>>69376656
lol thanks that post will help the formatting
>>69376658
I don't know, man. If he doesn't try to meme he may have a good chance. All of his losses can be attributed to him memeing desu
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69376657
>watching meme organizations
>not being excusively a UFC FIGHT FAN
fucking brits deserve the rope
Reminder to eat three Whataburgers a day MINIMUM (with no fries) if you want to get Bigg
>>69376033
>Lesnar via DEC
please no - Already saw Dada5000 and Kimbo this year, not going through that shit again.
if Hunto/Brock goes past Round 1, I'm going to sleep, or playing Sniper Elite 3.
>>69376615
how often are the drug tests for probation in the US and for what substances
he could literally get high on mephedrone or mdma for example and jhis meth or alcohol test be perfectly clean
does anyone know how does that work
>>69376143
>Tate (we all agree that this is easy money right?)
it's women's mma, how politically correct are you that you've convinced yourself women's mma is worthwhile? wew
>>69376684
no, they can be under the limit (as long as its above the limit of the lower weightclass i believe). would be stupid to make people weigh exactly 205 if they weigh lower, for example Miesha weighed in at 134.5.
>>69376735
i don't know i'm not black
>>69376701
its on fight pass so its Dana approved
>>69376355
I'm on it la
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69376157
Bro you stole my picture from the last thread. Take down your f*cking post before I double leg you into the next county.
>>69376607
We made you our bitches carlos
>>69376744
Eid Mubarak Adan!
Yes women fighting is a true shambles! Completely haram, why aren't they in the kitchen fixing me a meal?
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Valasquez
>>69376692
Yeah but his chin has been deleted
>>69376749
Other divisions have to be within a lb don't they? Is it just HW and LHW that has that range available?
Lightweight fighters weigh in at 155 for example
>>69376658
>mfw just put a cheeky fiver on the Spider
>>69376735
he could always take robitussin that's not even banned in competition
>>69376505
Cormier is universally regarded as white, here. Just as Conor is universally regarded as black.
>>69376784
>le pillow fist man vs le no chin man
>>69376777
You don't know Adan for shit
>>69376799
Remember Michael Bisping is the middleweight champion, anything can happen
>>69376779
you forgot your photograph
>>69376786
no, lightweights can weigh anywhere between 146 (or147) to 156
>>69376765
oh didn't realize, my bad then i thought you were a fucking goof
>>69376774
sure thing nigger, what are you going to say next that you were KANGZ N SHEIT?
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Cain
expecting shit to go down tomorrow, dana might kill himself
So if Anderson heems DC what does the UFC do?
>>69376697
>>69376697
>silva
>beating a wrestler
nah m8, even if he were in his prime e could'nt beat dc.
>>69376005
Nunes
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69376843
Rematch at MSG
>>69376807
Be careful
>>69376825
Eh
You sure on that? How have I not realised this.
That applies for title fights too?
How do you miss weight by 0.25lb?
With 10 minutes left, why didn't Hendricks just make himself throw up or do a quick enema and flush any shit out?
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Browne
>>69376843
GSP vs Anderson for MW title (Bisping stripped due to too much banter).
>>69376005
>tate
>Hunt
>cormier
>Aldo
>Cain
>>69376843
Yea the question was more or less asked at the presser last night. If he wins, would they do a rematch for the belt. I don't think Dana really replied, but Anderson was definitely excited about the idea
>>69376859
It happens in boxing all the time
Pacman was like 146 when he fought Margaritto for the 154lb belt
>post Ronda era
>post Cocaine Jon Era
>post Conor era
>Miesha Gipsycake Tate headlining the most monumental event in the history of MMA
I just want to be told that everything's going to be alright while being hugged gently.
how hard is weight cutting? do they just not drink or eat? is that it? no puking ? no forced diarrhea?
>>69376859
You can be anywhere from 1lb above the weight class below, even in title fights. The upper limit is a maximum weight, not a minimum too.
>>69376859
im pretty sure, its just so rare since people usually cut a lot weight.
>>69376488
Conor's shoes have those Tommy Cruise 2.8" lifts don't they?
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69375877
>DJ reportedly injured, out of 201
>https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/751497067265007617
Even if other titles change hands, not even reality can find a way to make DJ lose, so it injures him and calls it a day
>>69376843
If he wins then the LHW division is truly a meme
>>69376894
imagine the arguments that went on in that house
Claudia wanted to kiss JJ at the end of the last TUF episode.
>>69376895
>>69376834
>literally copying me
why?
SSHHHHHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
1/3. http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468010130684.webm
2/3. http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468010200442.webm
3/3. http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468010271148.webm
>>69376355
>>69376915
Because I like you :3
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
>>69376851
Anderson isn't a draw, pretty sure teh UFC would love him to finish out his contract and fuck off to Bellator asap.
>>69376916
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
YOU BE SAYIN WE SUM FINNA KINDA U NAM IMOUR DECISION?
>>69376322
>he tore through everyone else
he got knocked out by mitrione and shawn jordan, neither of whom are still in the ufc.
>>69376916
>Black Beast in this hoe
based
>>69376916
SWANGIN AND BANGIN
H TOWN ON DAT BOY
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Hapa
Does RDA have the best chin in the game or did Alvarez lose his power?
Also webm of Alvarez' flying knee please
>>69376916
He's right, hugging isn't fighting, he was taken down 7 times but he had 50 significant shots landed.He landed a shot that would have KO'd a rhino at the end. I like Roy Nelson but the days of wrestlecucking are at an end.
>>69376916
shieeet black beast in the ho
are the memes real
Is Kings MMA a Tristar level gym?
>>69376910
kek
>Katie straps on 6" spiked heels and starts heading towards the door
>Um, excuse me honey, what the fuck do you think you're wearing?
>>69376874
Anderson wouldn't fight Jones, so why should gsp fight the much bigger Anderson?
Actually, Anderson is past his prime and I'm sure gsp could heem him, but gsp/bisping would be a better and bigger fight. still see gsp winning that, tho.
>>69376960
RDA has a shit chin
The shot that ruined him had nothing on it
>>69376885
welcome to the scoggins era
good night, see you in 6 hours
>>69376974
>GSP heeming anyone
good joke
>>69376916
Ta', boyo
>>69376890
incorrect, for championship bouts you need to be ON weight or below
non-champ its one pound above or below
>>69376894
What the fuck man, when you're that famous people know exactly how tall you are. Why would you try and fake it at that point? Like it even fucking matters, he could get any woman on the planet.
Also, lmao his leg proportions look so fucked in the pic on the left.
>>69376965
Yeah, I think BJM has finally got it through the judge's thick skulls that wrestlefucking with no strikes or sub attempts does not count as effective grappling and therefore only counts as octagon control and is mostly worthless
>>69376824
fuck
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Valasquez
>>69376859
baka 189er
>>69376916
wtf? I don't get all the comments?
what did you all mean by this?
what am I missing?
>>69376884
>>69376890
>>69376893
Thanks for the info lads, that's a good point too about not seeing it much since people cut a lot.
So if I'm understanding this right, a lightweight title fight can take place with 149lbs vs 155lbs?
>>69377049
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>69376916
when people talk like this, is it looked down upon in america? or is it ok because it is part of his ethnicity?
or do white people from houston actually talk like this as well
>>69376979
But he ate so much more and stayed upright
>>69377049
it's hard to understand what he's saying and people find it amusing
>be 6'1 and average in my country
>see an asian guy taller than me the other day
>just fuck my shit up
>>69377053
You could be 100lbs and fight at LW if you decided you wanted to
>>69377056
>or do white people from houston actually talk like this as well
kek
My guess is that it obviously is looked down upon, but not openly as that would be racist.
Lads wish me luck I'm going to try and sleep for a bong to ensure I can stay up for tonights card
I'm not really tired but without a little siesta I don't think I'll make it...
>>69377053
can be 147 (or 146.1 not sure) vs 155, you just have to be under the or on the limit and probably above the lower weight class limit
>>69377085
sleep for 90 bigs m8, (or more preisely set your timer 105 bings from now), otherwise it will useless.
>>69376394
I'd heem her with my fist and then with my dick
Alvarez flying knee webm, pretty please
>>69375918
Brilliant. Legit laughed out loud then had a coughing fit.
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69376997
Oh, I forgot - GSP has never accomplished anything. Sorry.
Thanks for setting me straight, Mohammed.
>>69377085
how much bongs till the carD?
>>69377133
>replying to your own post
come on bud
>>69377133
>Replying to yourself
>>69377139
no one without a picture is being added
-predictioncuck
>>69377056
Black people hear other more famous black people (idiot rappers usually) speak this way, and then they imitate it. And other black people generally think it's hilarious, and a certain type of white people who idolize black culture think it's great as well.
Anybody with half a brain would say this guy is barely speaking English; he sounds like he has a 3rd grade level education or lower.
>>69376974
GSP is the GOAT imo, but I think he'd lose to Bisping. Maybe even Silva, but less likely since Silva's chin is shot and it will be even more so after DC is done with him
>>69377060
oh, ok. white Americans have a weird relationship with black Americans.
uncensored tate weigh in where
It's so fucking stupid that Silva won't get a belt if he DC
>>69377149
>getting defensive
all I said is that GSP doesn't really knock people out.
>>69377192
beats DC i mean
>>69377133
>replying to yourself
Lmao at ur life bud
These fuckers....
>>69377111
weigh ins mane
>Miesha Tate is headlining UFC 200
JUST
Did you ever think UFC 200 would lose this much momentum?
UNCENSORED TATE WEIGH IN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_14ZfSUbXUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_14ZfSUbXUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_14ZfSUbXUY
>>69377192
>>69377213
Why should he? The fight is at catch-weight and only 3 rounds. If he beats DC then they can have another fight where they can have a full camp for the belt and 5 rounds, that seems fair doesn't it?
>>69376527
It's called having good posture
Soooooo did Miesha slip a nip!? or did anyone see at least some bush???????
>>69377228
It's ok, look at it this way
>Amanda Nunes is headlining UFC 200
>>69376394
Would wrestlefuck to a decision
Heeming qts doesn't agree with me
>>69377237
bet you got bullied in school, Ahmed
and then we fucked lol
>yfw Anderson beats Cormier, rematches Bisping, then wins back his MW title
>>69377263
same rofl.
>>69377250
>Miesha
>bush
she probably waxes
>>69376600
What do they mean by this?
>>69377272
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE, IT'S STATED IN THE PROPHECY
>>69376005
>Tate
>Hunt
>DC
>Edgar
>Velasquez
>>69377272
We've been saying this type of shit since his first loss to Chris.
>Anderson's coming back!
>what if he beats (fill in the blank)???
>omg he'll be champ again!
I'm just starting to think he should hang the gloves up, I don't wanna see him lose anymore
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
DC
Edgar
Cain
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
>>69376669
done
>>69376005
tate
hunto
cormier
aldo
velasquez
>>69377313
I wouldn't pick Anderson to beat Rockhold or Chris, but he arguably beat Bisping the first time they fought, only months ago.
Getting past Cormier seems next to impossible though.
>>69377151
>>69377152
>all canadians are the same person
I wish I could write poems like that.
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=DdQmM_Q0_o0&feature=live-chat-promo
>>69376772
make me, make me, make me
>>69376005
Nunes
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69376005
Meisha
Hunt
Silva
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69376656
be the jon jones
These threads are moving way too fast for my liking. Casuals please leave.
>>69377412
Its these dorks posting their multiple prediction posts.
When does it star?
anyone watching this UFC 2 tourney
>>69377433
Joke's on them I'm not even taking the predictions.
IS THERE ANY MIESHA NIP SLIP PICTURES?
>>69377387
>megan5
post more
how many heemsters could you heem before you get heemed?
>>69377473
Yes but I won't share them!!!
>>69377473
no she had her hand over her tits.
When does the Main Event for UFC 200 start in central time?
>>69376005
tate
lesnar
cormier
aldo
browne
>>69377473
We've seen Miesha's nipples in the past, before she got her implants.
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar
DC
Edgar
Cain
>>69377535
10:30 pm or so
Is anyone picking Anderson?
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=DdQmM_Q0_o0&feature=live-chat-promo no one watching this shit?
>>69377553
>>69376005
fuck forgot pic
Noons TKO 2nd
Bork Laser TKO 1st
DC by wrasslefug
Francisco Edgar
Kah-een by steamroll
>>69377579
3 days notice?
B sample came back positive boys. 2 years here we come.
Fuck u mean. Black beast in dis hoe
Jones is kill
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/751521700488019970
>>69376299
Who's this fucking faggot?
>>69377579
I picked him just because I want to root against DC.
Hoping for a nice flying knee meme on a TD attempt.
>>69376005
Tate
Brock
Cormier
Aldo
Cain
>>69377617
Crazier things have happened
>>69377629
PANIC
>>69377579
on paper anderoid has 0 chance of winning
1st has literally no preparation
2nd strong wrestlers were always his kryptonite
3rd chin is suspect
4th cormier has traned hard
a little of to pic but it reminded me Derrick Lewis desu
>MASSACHUSETTS– 26 Year-Old Lamar Hickson is accused of causing one of the worst highway accidents after stopping in the middle of the highway to catch a Pikachu.
Lamar Hickson admitted to police that he was playing the newly released Pokemon app game know as “Pokemon Go” while driving. He said >“Sh*t if you wanna catch them all you gotta risk it all so I put my car in park and started tossing these balls”.
>>69377629
that's a damn shame
>>69377609
the only gaming I'm going to watch this weekend is the Diablo 2 speedrun
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Cain.
@MMAFighting
#UFC200 weigh-in results: Johny Hendricks at 171.25. He misses weight
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69377473
PLEASE have sex.
>>69377629
what an idiot
>>69377682
Doesn't matter as long as he wins.
>>69377503
I could go through everyone here. Line em up and I'll tear through them all in a single afternoon. I've never turned down a fight in moi laif.
>>69377473
Best we got
>>69377629
I USED TO RULE THE WORLD, SEAS WOULD RISE WHEN I GAVE THE WORD
is there any chance for silva to win?
>meme Manlet injured
FUCK
>>69377676
https://oddshot.tv/shot/GamesDoneQuick/Uzql7BUKl7BJy4vpHX9fpYAx
>>69377698
I'm the idiot. Back when he posted those weight lifting pictures I said no way is he going to use PEDs given the situation he's in.
>>69377629
He 100% was on the gas
You could tell, an innocent man does cry and say sorry
>>69377684
Fapping to Miesha > sex with a 6
>>69376979
It was a perfectly placed right hook that sneaked in behind the guard and caught him clean across the chin. Eddie always has had heavy hands. RDA is a freak for staying standing while receiving those fucking bombs.
>>69377723
Im actually happy
>>69376916
If you greentext that, it would look like a /pol/-meme.
>>69377706
career wise this does matter
>>69377723
NO I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE CONOR FIGHT AGAIN FUCK
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Big Daddy Cain
>>69377746
Fuck you, MM is GOAT
So Jones has officially thrown his career and chance at being the GOAT down the toliet
jej
>>69377730
lmao I agree unless she give good head
good head> decent pussy
>>69377629
Man USADA has done a number on some of these guys
>>69377759
I don't think they will make him go to 185 over 1/4lb.
>>69377684
i'm not a virgin and i find miesha somewhat repulsive yet even i want to see it. are you some 18 year old who just dropped their v card and wants to brag? you're on 4chan goof, i'll heem you at a moments notice
...
sidenote: anyone checked out this ufc 2 competition live streaming on the ufc youtube channel? it sounds like dan hardy is announcing the video game fights the shit is pretty silly
YOU JUST KNOW
MEXICAN QTS CANT RESIST THAT GOOD CHICANO DICK
>>69377726
or I just might just play Diablo 2 again, that's probably better
>>69377245
newgoofs like you dont know about back when there where no weight classes
newgoofs like you probably never watched pride either
the weight doesnt matter. the better fighter wins. weight classes exist only because ufc tried to become more mainstream by setting up rules similar to boxing. they are not needed in an mma fight where anything can happen, regardless of size weight height whatever.
>3 rounds
doesnt matter either because it's in your hands to stop a fight at any given time with a knockout or submision
>>69377674
I want to penetrate her anus with my tongue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGs-fLhCZIw
how long before jon is in prison or dead
>>69377775
Even if he produces a double tainted supplement out of Kawa's ass and gets the Romero treatment, that's a year out and the hatred of the UFC or its new owners.
>tfw /wwe/ fag
>tfw can't tell if my boy has a shot or you guys are just memeing
>>69377798
>tripfag
>im not a virgin
does not compute
>>69377801
>alexa what do you think about tower 7?
jones b sample tests positive and we still dont know what he tested positive for
this is insane
>>69377834
2 years, he'll self-destruct before he ever fights again
>>69377837
Brock lesnar is the former champion, Mark hunt is 12-10 in his record.
ofcourse he has a fucking chance
>>69377824
>muh pride days
Those days are gone you gray haired balding twat.
>There's no difference between 3 rounds and 5 rounds
t. someone who has never trained a single day in his life.
>>69377837
It's practically 50/50. Either Hunt heems him or Brock takes him down and punds his face in.
is normal daniel pls come to my bbq
>>69377837
He legit has a shot. Mark hunt is a meme. This whole card is a meme
>Tfw your boy is a roider
>>69377869
>Muh records
This is MMA not boxing.
>>69377834
Jon has a number of rifles too
How many bings till prelims, aye? Just woke up.
>>69377798
aldo is getting btfo again
>>69377883
the overuse of meme is a meme.
>>69377837
If he was a lightweight he would stand no chance but in heavyweight as long as you're a big dude there's always a chance
>>69377905
>falling for the meme meme meme
>>69376005
> Nunes
> Hunt
> Cormier
> Edgar
> Velasquez
I feel like on any given night here I could KO anyone who has ever dared to submit a post in this general.
That is how I visualize it.
>>69377891
you're right, mark hunt lost 10 times but that means nothing :^)
>>69377931
Nice memes
>>69377932
kek i'd take you down and choke you to death
>>69377932
Nobody here can delete my chin
>>69377894
Cops have been shot in 4 states in the past 24 hours and jon jones has nothing to do this weekend.
>>69377960
I think you'd be surprised
>>69377837
>/wwe/ fag
how can you stand to be there anymore m9
/asp/ killed /wwe/ then /wwe/ turned /asp/ into a sea of shit
how long till jedrejzyckzychampion
Requesting WEBM of "American" Joel Duffy making that Canadian goof literally face plant.
>>69377899
1.5 bong
>Alright, let me explain...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKj0ZqhaBIQ
>>69377889
I think failing test b resets the days count to zero seeing how he requested the sample be tested
Has Jackson suicidef yet?
why is miesha such a slut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoarrjR6Uo8
>>69377943
It really dosen't
>>69377904
Nah, he's going to fight cautious as fuck and ruin Fronk's legs.
>>69377983
He should go back to ABQ and get revenge on that pig that ticketed him.
>>69378024
>woman
>not slut
Welcome to 20th century
>>69375918
Perfecto. Somebody with good speaking voice vocaroo this shit
>>69378025
yeah he's gonna be a top contender any day now
>>69377993
I only post there for PPVs or major happenings like BROTHER NERO
it's a real shame, the /wwe/ general was a lot of fun when it was on /sp/
>tfw summer /hoc/ is my home now
>>69376005
Only a moron would think current-Silva could beat Cormier
The best chance Silva has is he finally realized dropping his hands to showboat is not a good idea.
>>69378024
Memes aside, I bet Caraway is probably one of the 2-3 guys she's banged and she's never enjoyed it because she's really a lesbian.
Dan hardy should be a ufc anchor desu
His fights breakdowns are great
>>69378058
He's already been a top contender you fucking dip
>>69378058
>top contender
>Heavyweight
>>69377904
Nah i dont think so
The 10 year pressure and stress of being the Champ is gone, we should see the old Aldo back again
>>69378078
The man is 42 years old with a 12-10 record, he is likeable because of his personality not much because he is a great mma fighter.
Heavyweight division is garbage and thats why he gets the exposure he gets.
>>69377674
>>69377656
>>69377387
I don't like Megan. She seems like the classic hottest girl in the school that wouldn't give omegas like me any slack and would take joy in making me spill spaghetti in front of the whole class.
She's literally Regina George and I find it very triggering to see her face, pls refrain from posting pictures of her ever again in this general.
thank in advance.
>Kelvin Gastelum (11-2 MMA, 6-2 UFC) successfully made weight at the deadline, his opponent, Johny Hendricks (17-4 MMA, 12-4 UFC), didn’t. The former welterweight champ weighed 171.25 pounds – a quarter pound over the 171-pound limit – and has been fined 20 percent of his purse.
Throwing away a wad of cash over so little weight?
...
..
I guess he had one too many quarter pounders.
who /heemspeak/ here
Stay comfy DC
>>69377993
>>69378061
Tripfag invasion killed /wwe/
>>69378109
7-3-1 in his latest 11 fights.
The HW-division is meme division anyway where nobody can fucking get a longer wining streak than 5 fights.
>>69378109
Hes still easily top 10 which means he could easily fight for a title if he beats brock and alistair beats stipe. Seems like a contender to me
>>69378131
Nah to me she seems like the cute chick that would stick up for the dork getting picked on out of sympathy.
>>69378139
here
>>69378131
>She seems like the classic hottest girl in the school that wouldn't give omegas like me any slack and would take joy in making me spill spaghetti in front of the whole class.
Then why did she marry a midget?
>jones still on the weigh-in countdown
>>69378166
oh fuck off
>>69378077
Amen
Also shits all over Rogan's meme magic about Aldo's "soccer background" influencing his leg kicks
>>69377629
>I feel like g-good things will come out of this
>>69377932
How much do you weight right now fucboi?
one goof got the picks right last night, good work adan
>>69378131
She isn't watch an old interview with her and Benavidez she's dropping the spaghetti hard she's one of us
>>69376005
Nunes
Lesnar
Silva
Browne
>>69377932
You'd be doing the chicken leg dance from just me jabbing you in the face once
Go home, it's not worth it.
>>69378131
she shouldn't have had her fake youtube account removed that guy was getting UFC vids a lot of views
Should I just bet all my shit on the underdogs? This is getting ridiculous.
>>69378217
missing a pick
already goofed
>>69376005
Miesha Tate
Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier
Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Silva
Edgar
Browne
>>69378146
it went like this:
>strawpoll fags pester hiro about moving >us to /asp/
>hiro does it because he wants to look good to a major board even though we were confined to one general
>we suggest he make us our own board like /wooo/ because we knew /asp/ would get ruined
>moves us anyways and limits the general posting
>/wwe/ over-reacts and makes 900 generals about all wrestling topics
>OG /asp/ies threads get pushed off the board and they abandon it (except for nerf guns and based stonerplank)
>mods go crazy and start deleting all our threads leaving the catalog empty
>tripfags now using the tertiary threads to gain an audience
>people reply to the tripfags feeding their egos
>one tripfag who has 30~ trips now dominates the board whenever there isn't wrestling playing
the becky lynch general is secretly the only place to talk casually about wrestling now. it's a sad state of affairs.
>>69378252
>Sage is more natty than Jones
The fuck is up with random posts being removed?
>>69376005
Nunes
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
>>69378256
No one cares. Your gay tv show doesnt belong on/sp/ or /asp/ it belongs on /tv/
How many hours until polish mouse?
>>69376005
>Tate
>Hunto
>Silva
>Edgar
>Browne
Wait, so the '""biggest baddest UFC ever""" doesn't even get an official live weigh-in event? Is that just because of the fights tonight? Why was there a live weigh-in yesterday then?
>>69378280
Wasn't the guy that punched him black?
5 bings lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGs-fLhCZIw
>>69378294
someone should tell her she has jewish ancestry
>>69378306
>>69378311
Nevermind, I'm an idiot
>>69376005
Nunes
Lesnar
Silva
Aldo
Browne
>>69378286
in hindsight moving /wwe/ general to /tv/ and preserving the single thread would've been better for all parties involved
>>69378132
he couldnt resist the fries
>>69378311
Ha, still have photo of Jon as the background?
>>69378323
we all make mistakes anon
>>69376005
Tate
Bork
DC
Aldo
Cain
Can the people unironically picking Silva explain to me how a guy that ate Anthony Johnson's best shots is gonna lose to old man Silva?
joanna is such a smug cunt
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
DC
Frankie
Cain
There are fights tonight? When?
TATE BTFO
>>69378366
Counter strikes are more powerful than leading strikes since your putting your putting in your own momentum and your opponents into them strikes
>>69378391
Let's hope
who /REEBOK/ here?
bunda time
>>69378391
Cat's camel toe at the weigh-ins>Tate vs Nunes
>>69378132
>>69378336
Should we add 'LouTrition' now to the book?
HAPPENING!
monumental ufc 200...tate vs. nunes
>>69375910
i hope woodley gets injured desu
>>69376005
Amanda Nunes
Brock Lesnar
Daniel Cormier
Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez
i would love some tasty watermelon after i weigh in
>>69376005
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Cain
Who having a cheeky fap for the weigh-ins?
>>69378448
May not be the most deserved shot but it has spicy banger potential all over it.
Brock will perma heem Hunto
Was Rumble putting the belt on DC the biggest beta cuck move of all time?
>>69376005
>Miesha Tate
>Mark Hunt
>Daniel Cormier
>José Aldo
>Cain Velasquez
WEIGH INS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot0jEqz1e3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot0jEqz1e3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot0jEqz1e3g
Lads I did it
I managed to go to sleep and wake up, not sure it did any good but I hope this weigh in is over quick because I need a shit badly
Been a die-hard fan since he fought my boy.
Alvarez is legit af.
TFW Anderson testes positive
>>69378132
jesus dude 20 percent of his money lost over a hamburger of weight
>>69378477
That's called sportsmanship, you cucking-obsesesed fuck.
Why do we always see Lorenzo but not Frank?
Wait Gomi vs MIller is the first fight on the card?
>giant fat slob instead of weigh-in qt
>>69378510
Lorenzo is a real fight fan
>>69378456
Sorry, I mean in how many bongs?
2 bongs right?
Wait, so why do they still take off their pants if this weigh in is just for show?
>>69378488
WTF WWE is streaming it?
>>69378525
Look at the OP
See the BST? That's our time
joe silva is 4'10
>>69378525
Approximately 53 bings.
I think Moose might get heemd lads
>Gay Guard on the prelims
>>69378529
Cross promotion baby. Probably part of the deal to get Brock. Pretty cool IMO
>>69378286
Suck my dick bitch
>>69378529
wew
>>69378528
Because it's for show. They're weighing in in the same gear that they're fighting in.
>>69376005
Nunes
Lesnar
DC
Aldo
Cain
How can you not love Diego lmao
Diego is such a spastic
Sage and his roid body.
i watched Lauzons fight of the year last night
link for anyone interested
http://www.bjpenn.com/mmanews/free-fight-video-joe-lauzon-vs-jamie-varner/
lol fucking diego is a mess
What the hell is Sanchez doing? He on drugs?
>Diego mad as fuck
kek what a fucking nut case
>>69376005
Nunes
Hunt
Silva
Edgar
WIFEBEATER
>taking shorts off for unofficial weigh in
>>69378590
Nah, he always looks like a pitbull with overbite.
palmer's chest looks like it hurts all the time
>>69378590
he's an alcoholic unironically
BASED SAGE
FULL NATTY
I'm at the staredowns
Ask me anything
sage natty northcutt
God you can literally see how wet all the girls are looking at Sage
>woo
MY BOY KILLASHAW
arianny looks like shit lel
>>69378621
usually people chat shit like this and it isn't true
but they really were
>>69378611
can you absolutely scream DC IS A KEK
>>69378611
Will i ever find love?
USADA ruined tj
>TJ with the dad bod
kek
wHEN i WAS WATCHING THE Periscope thing I swear I couldn't even tell it was hendricks
TJ is looking somewhat less dried out than he was during unofficial weigh-ins.
>le missed weight again man
>Alpha Brain
LOL ROGAN FANTASIZING ABOUT NORTHCUTT
>20 percent
SAGE GETTING PAID
>Johnny Missing weight
Of fucking course
>That Hendricks image
JUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
to sage northcutt holy shit that was hilarious
>PIGG RIGG missed weight again
Goddammit, Johny...
>Gastelum with a huge smile because he knows he already gets 20% of Hendricks purse
Kek, apparently Sage is getting it
>to sage northcutt
Julianna is a bitch but I would fuck the shit out of her
>to sage northcutt
im dying
NEW
NEW THREAD
>>69378674
>>69378674
>>69378674
>>69378611
Yell out to DC to be careful
>>69378693
>>69378685
>>69378682
>>69378678
>>69378675
What did Rogain mean by this?
MOMMY
>Taking your shorts off just to put them back on
One day they'll get used to the new weight ins
>>69376005
M E M E Barrier
Tate
Brock
D.C
Frankie
Travis
M E M E Barrier
How many hours left?
>>69378768
9 for joanna
>>69378473
i'd rather see wonderboy tho plus it is deserved
>2016
>cant speak english
>ppv intro plays
>fade out
>Fade in
>Ppv Pre fight interview
>Anon: ...
What do you say /heem/?
Free stream for TUF ?
>>69377250
she obviously waxed to make weight brohaim
>>69377343
we didn't watch the same bisping silva fight then, he got outclassed the entire fight except for one sneaky knee on that mouthguard fiasco
>>69378252
this is documented the point when the banned substance, oozing from sage's pores, rubbed off onto jones
because it was white, jones' system couldn't help but take it in
>>69376005
Tate
Hunt
Silva
Edgar
Velasquez
