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Upcoming events:
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News:
>USADA claims yet another belt, solidifies position as p4p GOAT
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/8/12126554/ufc-fight-night-90-results-eddie-alvarez-blitzes-rafael-dos-anjos
>Silva-DC confirmed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/7/12126438/anderson-silva-steps-in-to-face-daniel-cormier-in-non-title-bout-at
Other links:
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
Schaub is God
Schaub is a god
>>69360992
forgot to link the previous thread
my bad lads
>>69360992
women in the ufc need to fight topless
BIG COUNTRY ROBBED
>>69361011
>>69361013
fuk u goofs
link to the blackest post fight interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK2opnoovwg
MMA is so much less shitty when Reebok Fightgear™ isn't involved
LOST SO MUCH ON RDA
LOST SO MUCH
previous bread >>69359660
and btw, someone upload webm related
Previous thread: >>69359660
off to bed, no doubt something crazy will happen tomorrow night too
>Tfw through meme magic Silva somehow wins
Will be the biggest upset in fighting history and will be talked about for 10 generations to come.
>Browne manages to heem Cain somehow
>Luke got KO'd on 2 week's notice
>DC gets KO's on 2 day's notice
>>69361043
I'm glad I opened up my mind to /heem/ and let myself see a way for RDA to lose, both on the meme front (USADA x Hue) and on the real front (Mark Henry training Eddie)
How many more days until McGoobs is teabagged again?
>>69361051
>be american cop
>get shot
gsp/silva/jones/aldo era is over
Who will join Thompson in the new era of mma?
I call this the "Brazil will rise again parlay"
>>69361051
Have a nice refreshing sleep bb <3
>>69361077
cruz/thompson/dj is the next era
>>69361011
>>69361013
Schaub Bless you brothers.
>>69361079
marin is mexican dude
>>69361079
I don't get how betting works, but can't you just make another ticket with opposite picks and get a 50 dollar payout regardless?
Obviously not but what stops it?
>Nate beats Conor again
>gets the title shot against Eddie
>>69361098
Oh. Well then it's the "brown lives matter parlay"
>>69361105
Nate isn't actually a good fighter though
>>69361100
The other picks wouldn't get you 50 dollars because the other picks are favorites and pay out less
>>69361069
>both on the meme front (USADA x Hue)
Funny thing is that I had a really strong feeling this would happen but I still let the bet run, he was in a parlay too and everything else had already won. Consumed with regret.
;_;
welcome to the wonderboy country
>>69361047
here's the new, courtesy of aussiebro i think
>>69361099
>Copy Jon Jone's game plan
Can't even imagine Silva trying to fight the way Jones does.
>>69361105
>Nate gets a shot at the lightweight belt for beating up a featherweight at welterweight
>>69361129
Very nice
>>69361129
The way aldo and werdum fall over is the most hilarious part of this.
>And then Barao and RDA get TKO'd while standing
It's like poetry
>>69361124
literally no one can stop him
>>69361078
>people were making the exact same kind of arguments against bisb0ng who never knocks anyone the fuck out regardless of chin quality
Cuckold had two losses prior to Bisking, both stoppages. DC has never been finished; his one loss was basically a wrestlefuck with the occasional cheeky body shot.
Silva is going to lose, and he's going to lose hard and I'm going to make a small amount of money off of betting a lot of money.
>>69361152
How did that not break his toes?
>>69361156
>80% finish rate
heem urself
>>69361152
>>69361105
More like
>Conor gets knocked out by Nate
>Dana congratulates him and says hes a phenomenal fighter, Joe Rogan does a podcast saying HE IS A BEEEASSTTT
>Gets title match against Alvarez
>Loses
>Gets handed the Welterweight title in the post fight interview while still in the cage with Alvarez
>>69361156
People who think DC can be knocked out are delusional, he survived shots from Rumble, shots from Hendo, a massive knee from Gus, his chin is the best in MMA.
after seeing the stare down between nate and conor i'm back on the hype train. conor doesn't afraid of anything, he's going to school diaz in the rematch
>>69361156
>Silva is going to lose, and he's going to lose hard and I'm going to make a small amount of money off of betting a lot of money.
oh the "it always works until it doesn't strategy"
and the one time it doesnt ruins all the pennies you made making stupid bets
crazy upsets happen all the time in mma. 15 to 1 favorites lose, silva can find a way to heem DC. he KO'd griffin walking backwards with a flick of his hand at 205
>>69361144
here is a bonus to watch on loop
>>69361208
Well that was many years and many Anderson Silva's ago
>>69361124
Long may he reign
i wish all fights were on fight pass so we could hear black best oneup nate diaz again
>>69361179
>nate gets ko'd by connor
>mcgregor ko's aldo a 2nd time
>mcgregor ko's alvarez with meme punch
>robbie lawler kills mcgoobs
>dana is shook
>ufc sold
>vince mcmahon buys it
>brock lesnar every wwe ppv and ufc ppv
>vince dies
>mma and wwe both die simultaneously
>>69361208
>silva can find a way to heem DC
He can but I don't see it. DC survived Rumble and Gus' knee, I can see him making quick work of Silva but not doing enough to embarrass him on such a short notice fight, like I don't think the fight will get bloody and messy, but DC will probably just take him down and mercy choke him, and that will be that.
>>69361208
If you're trying to get me to not bet the house against the Spider you're really not doing a very good job.
>not booking Conor vs DC
why is Dana so ABMcG?
As soon as betdsi has a line for Silva I'm betting on him.
DC/Dillashaw free money parlay yeh fellas? How much that pays out?
serious question, is UFC 200 saved?
Don't think they should have charge the main event.
Not just because Tate isn't as big of a star, but it just increases the notion they have no idea what to do and things are going completely tits up since they initially made Brock the main event
So it's clear that conor would have destroyed RDA right?
>>69361269
eh, hard to say in such chaos, too many memes, i can't read them all at this speed
>>69361129
What happened with all the Hue champs falling like fly?
>>69361269
If Bisping can knock out Rockhold and become the champion in 2016 I'm not counting anything out anymore.
>>69361272
This. Why are they even changing it? It's not like people actually had a problem with Brock and Hunto going on last....but it does make me wonder if Ronda was the champ instead of Miesha if they'd have her co-main (they wouldn't)
>>69361269
No this fight is retarded. The size and strength advantage of Cormier will be so huge. He'll be tossing Silva around the octagon like a rag doll. And Silva has no hope of getting Cormier off of him if he mounts.
I think Silva may actually have a chance. After Bisping vs Rockhold I don't think I'll ever underestimate how important having the right mindset is to winning, and if anyone's mindset is fucked right now, it's Cormier's. I can absolutely see DC going in there and just not having any sort of killer instinct or will to fight. I think he's totally demoralized.
>>69361272
Should have changed* the main event
>>69361269
yes, ufc 200 is just a meme ppv.
lauzon, dillashaw and edgar is where it's at, the rest is just freakshow because Zuffa still needs to get some (You)'s
when's Corean Zombie coming back?
>>69361269
This wouldn't be competitive even if Silva had a full camp and was in his prime.
DC is the best grappler in the UFC and Silva can't wrestle to save his life.
>>69361310
I think his time with the army is either done or very quickly approaching. So hopefully soon, cant wait to see him compete again.
That was not the Dos Anjos that dismantled the LW division the last 2 years
>>69361310
His military term ends sometime in October, he'll probably get a fight a couple months after that
>>69361314
Enjoy your hefty hefty /b/an
>>69361297
It's so crazy it's going to be UFC 200: Amanda Nunes vs Miesha Tate.
Neither big stars, it'd have been nice for Brock to be the guy to headline 100 and 200. Not that he cares but bloody hell, this was supposed to be the biggest PPV ever
Now it just feels like a shitshow
>>69361269
>main event is tate vs nunez
>how you want your biggest ufc ppv of all time senpai?
>>69361337
U S A D A
>>69361314
oh no, how awful
>>69361329
>best grappler in the UFC
>was too fat to make weight for the olympics
>didn't medal the time that he wasn't too fat to make weight
Cejudo is obviously the superior grappler.
>>69361337
His offensive striking looked good and he was keeping up the pressure like he usually does, but it wasn't at the same pace he usually did it, then again he probably had a feeling he couldn't just bullrush against Alvarez
His striking defense I think has been a question mark, nothing significant but a question mark, and he got caught hard a couple times before he got rocked by Eddie
Big credit to Eddie though, his boxing was superb, and even though he only threw a couple kicks, his kicks have looked sharper each fight
>>69361361
Maia is the best grappler in UFC
Silvas only chance is to get a lucky submission on DC like he did Sonnen.
>biggest weakness is wrestlers
>destroyed on the ground by Sonnen and Weidman
>now fighting olympic class heavyweight wrestler
>>69361361
>le get kicked off top control by Mighty Mouse man
>>69361361
>Cejudo is obviously the superior grappler.
Cejudo is a memer who got exposed hard by the #1 p4p
>>69361302
Cap this.
DC is already destroyed from the months of mental pressure build up. He was about to get murdered by Jones, now nothing can bounce him back hard enough to beat Silva.
>>69361367
Jacare is better then Maia he's gotten more medals
>>69361368
That's assuming Silva doesn't get heemed to begin with
>>69361377
>nothing can bounce him back hard enough to beat Silva.
DC is a natural HW and he's fighting a bloated up MW...I think it all just writes itself, even if he goes in depressed he can easily get the job done.
how is USADA aldo matches vs edgar?
>>69361392
Edgar is the favourite. That really says it all.
>>69361280
yes, RDAs chin has been deleted since USADA came in, conor would have dropped him in the first exchange
>>69361287
USADA
Why didn't they give the fight to Bisbong? Keep the meme magic going, he's not going to get another run like this before he retires.
>>69361098
>>69361108
He's a Spaniard
Anderson is gonna go out Chuck Liddell style.
Sad.
>>69361397
>>69361384
Yeah, but i doubt DC will get drawn into a stand up fight that Silva will be extremely obviously trying to draw him into.
He will likely get hulk smashed into the ground after one of DCs usual one legged tosses
>>69361224
>ywn dance with wonderboy
just fucking kill me now
Anderson Silva
vs
Daniel Cormier
lmaooo
>>69361430
only scenario where i see silva is beating DC is on the feet
>DC pushes his page with his punches
>silva get a muay thai clinch
>destroys DC with knees rich franklin style
>>69361430
I can see Silva heeming DC while DC is trying to reach down for a single leg. Its a popular Muay Thai counter
Push the head down, knee with the free leg
How does one prepare to fight crafty Anderson Silva on 2 days notice?
I forgot that DC had a daughter who died.
I wish everyone would stop being mean to him, he's a nice fella.
Silva by flying knee eh lads? JK he gets body slammed then choked out. Fight might actually be a boring snoozefest and just be a light sparring session cause both fighters are just doing it for the pay day. Vegas,UFC and Zuffa probably have it fixed for Silva to win cause they know people will be going crazy on DC.
>Aldo pops
>GSP jumps in for an openweight fight against Frankie
>>69361390
I still wouldn't bet on Silva. I just think that the bizarre circumstances around this fight may have created a perfect storm scenario for a DC loss.
So we're all in agreement? Money on DC? But how much....
>>69361472
kek one less nigeress to breed more nig nogs
>>69361478
Frankie would pull out.
>>69361472
Seriously, DC's been through a lot
I still can't belive
>Jon got pulled out of 200 3 days before the event (potential 2 year ban)
>DC is fighting Anderson Silva of all people (neve has this match up even crossed my mind before this)
>Amanda Nunes vs Miesha Tate is the fucking main event for UFC 200.
What the hell is going on.
>>69361483
Betting on mma is silly at the moment.
Too many memes.
>>69361449
>>69361450
>DC grabs his leg
>time to hit him with the knee
>shatters leg on DCs chin, becomes first fighter to lose twice due to catastrophic leg failure
But I dont see a Silva knee putting DC to sleep. It fucked up Chris Leben back in the day, and that is impressive, but I think DC while unlikely to get hit with it, would be able to take it from an older Silva
>Anderson got heemed by Weedman with weight and wrestling
>DC is weight and wrestling personified
DC by KO (strikes) on a GNP AS in 2/3rd
>>69361483
>2016
>not betting on the underdog
Did you even watch the fights this year?
Pic is me and my wife. I bet she could heem every here
>>69361499
DC tosses around heavyweights, and Anderson is washed unfortunately
>>69361483
you wont make money betting on dc
depending how much you bet
>>69361499
Yeah but this is a shitshow. Doesn't compare to the other fights. And Nate Diaz was only an underdog by retard masses standards
CURSE OF THE BLACK SHORTS STRIKES AGAIN
>>69361507
>mfw LeGod cucks Steph again even with Durcant added to the team
>>69361472
it was probably another father.
>>69361523
All champs wear black goofball
>>69361517
>Not betting $60,000 to win $10,000
>Mfw Silva freak KO in the 30 second mark
>>69361528
If that happens LeBron would be dubbed the Goat. This GSW team are literally the West all stars
>>69361533
And all champs except DMJ and Lawler(Condit was robbed) have been viciously heemed in the last 6 months.
>>69361540
>Cruz
>>69361485
Be careful..
> hope u get quickscoped by black lives matter lolz
Why don't they just get Conor to heem Aldo again as the main event?
He'll take no damage and can still fight Nate at 202
>>69361549
TJ was robbed
>>69361558
Dana's ego is hurt, giving Conor that satisfaction he would never live it down, Dana's throwing together the biggest meme shit just to compensate for one irish guy
>>69361558
irish weak manlets are losers and aldo wont walk into a punch with his chin up like a retard twice
>>69361483
no point betting on DC
bet on a fight where you think the underdog will win
>>69361552
they fucking snipes real american heroes in their monkey rage
>>69361580
>counting on a brazilian ever again
>>69361597
made me hngh a bit
>>69361579
>you will never BLEACH'D a niggress
>>69361597
what did she mean by this?
>>69361589
Wouldn't be surprised if it's a white schizophrenic poltard trying to start the racewar again lolz
>>69361604
says you i got a gym membership and a penis pump in the same day
>>69361483
All of it.
>>69361601
Never putting hard worked money on a Brazilian ever in my life again. I was just waiting for RDA to get rocked and for sure he did. It's like one of those times where you're like, "I'm not even surprised this happened"
>>69361602
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGPcBkQn_XB/
>>69361612
Good the end is near and he is right
Fuck this shit hole world
>>69361612
Taking odds on the shooter being white
Starting lines:
Yes -150
No +500
>>69361619
It should be illegal for people to live like this
>>69361612
you do realize it's a nigger doing the killing
they are apart of a black power militia group you dumb anti white kike faggot
>>69361625
it's 600 a night
not impossible to do
>>69361619
blegh
>>69361623
Its texas, so probably some dumbass mexican
>RDA is the best LW, before that was Pettis, before that was Gilbert. Please give me an easy fight. Give me Conor McGregor.
What did he mean by this?
>>69361644
Conor is a can a carnie who can talk, a sham, hes a fake and a phony and anyone in the top 10 would break his spic ass.
post moar beauties
>>69361630
>apart
>>69361364
I actually disagree. I don't think it's much of a question mark, just that no one really had the boxing skills to adjust off the back foot.
I think he got fish-legged because Eddie went all the way around his guard when usually he at least deflects some of the power in the shots even if he does get hit hard like in the pettis fight and earlier in the round with eddie. shows how good Eddie's boxing is compared to most of the division I guess
>>69361657
what this nigga said
>>69361077
be serious - gsp would heem based Wonderboy
>>69361077
GSP era is just starting. Now that everyone got USADA'd, he'll come back and take 3 belts.
>tfw my boy won
He looked like death in that third round but holy shit the madman pulled it off.
>>69361229
>>mcgregor ko's aldo a 2nd time
i do not think this would happen
>>69361677
>gsp would heem based Wonderboy
He would try to cage-hug but meet the same fate as bigg pigg
>>69361677
>That flag
>That post
Not with usada
>>69361043
>tfw i listened to rory fan and won 10 bucks
top kek
>>69361687
and he got fight of the night
based jouban
>>69361077
Bisping
Eddie
DC
>>69361619
>>69361077
dillashaw is unironically in the new era
fuck lads
I want to go back to mykonos
pussy for fucking days
>>69361738
What's mykonos?
>>69361630
Nigger it's pretty obvious the sniper is black I was merely making a joke.
> don't be mad, homie
>i spend all day in a garage working on a car
>the race war starts
>RDA gets btfo
>Silva turns 200 into a bigger meme
just heem me now
>>69361742
What is google?
>>69361694
GSP would have easier time taking Wonderboy down. He wrestles with left leg forward and stands orthodox so he doesn't have to swap like Hendricks does.
>>69361742
this >>69361723 greek island
the best part about it is the party scene though
beach clubs, everyone is drunk as shit on the beach, hot girls everywhere in bikinis
also the speaker at my favourite beach club there is italian, lots of meme shit
clubs where you can see the sun rise out of the ocean
it's pretty dank
>>69361742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayP3ja_ya-o
forgot link
Silva via memes in the 2nd. Cap it.
Just moved back to Los Angeles but now i am finally back on HEEM to ask you niggers a question like i always do... Good event tonight, but how long do you see Alvarez holding on to this belt heem?
reminder that koreshkov fan literally called alvarez winning even though i called him a retarded faggot for it
>>69361791
>how long do you see Alvarez holding on to this belt
1 defense at most. LW is full of sharks from #1 all the way to #10, but at least he can get to say he was UFC champion.
>>69361269
who cares about Silva? this sucks
>>69361806
no, this succs
>>69361806
real fight fans
>Tate vs Nunes mainevent of UFC 200
HAHAHAHAHAHA fucking pathetic.
>>69361485
8edgy16me
>>69361269
Get yuh blue dick liquid andy, i'm cummin
Who will win the Alvarez – Cerrone rematch?
>>69361801
delete this
>>69361821
Only 2 more days and we can put this all behind us.
>>69361597
mfw i don't have anyone to do that to me
>>69361821
its the only title fight you dumb sack of shit, it makes sense
>>69361406
>the possibility of Bisping as a champion of two-divisions
>>69361821
Who gives a fuck
Brock and Hunt are still fighting, it's not going to do anything to the UFC's numbers. It might do something to the UFC's future numbers if they completely sell out at the biggest event in their history, more than they already have anyway.
Heaven forbid the UFC put a title fight as the main event as opposed to the two meme fights. I'm looking forward to Tate v Nunes more than Bork v Hunt.
>>69361806
At least we have something to look forward to rather than nothing, or a bumped prelim.
If Silva somehow heems DC it will be amazing.
>>69361845
Aldo vs Frankie is for a belt and is 10x the fight
>>69361859
An interim belt.
Tate v Nunes is for the actual belt
>>69361845
Frankie-Aldo
Plus UFC 196 had Conor-Nate with Holly-Miesha as the co-main
>>69361871
not to sound racist but
>WMMA
>>69361850
Imagine the trash talk.
>>69361871
If a non title fight can be above Holly vs Tate then an interim title fight could easily be above a regular title fight plus Tatae vs Nunes is legit the shittiest fight on the card.
>>69361871
Its still 10x more significant and still 10x the fight.
>>69361856
Billing on card means alot to fighters. hunt was furious from not being on poster for Japan card. Womens fights are fucking meme, should main the under-card not the biggest ppv in history.
>>69361890
>Bisping becomes champion of all weights, including women's.
>All fighters ever call him out
>Heems them all
wtb alveraz dos anjos highlights
>mfw half the arena leaves after Brock vs Hunt
If it was Ronda vs. Nunes, would you memers have a problem with it being the main event?
Serious question.
>>69361909
So we could see Ronda get her shit kicked in and cry sure, But if she memebar no
>>69361752
>>the race war starts
Wait, what? What did I miss?
>>69361818
naw, i've been there since ufc40
silva has always been a disrespectful dick and a roider. And he's responsible for one of the worst UFC's ever (Silva/Maia).
anyone got the webm of duffee? i missed the fight
>>69361909
Yes, Nunes is a shitter.
Rhonda - Holms 2 is arguable
>>69361914
11 cops dead after 4 nig nogs ambushed and sniped them at BLM protest.
>>69361890
yowsa! who is this demon of the seed?
>>69361909
Ronda main event is fine only if she gets heem'd.
>>69361920
Well if Ronda did beat Holly at UFC 193, that's who she'd be facing right now and no doubt she'd be the main event.
>>69361890
>yfw Bisping dismantles AKA all by himself
>WMMA or any fight below welterweight as main event
>>69361890
she a qt
>>69361940
>Cain, buddeh, I love ya, but there is no way you beat me believe you me.
He looks so sad.
#prayforDC
>>69361922
Some model with DSL. Her other pics are not that great.
You can reverse image search if you wanna see more.
>Brazil now has 0 current ufc champions
What did they mean by that?
>>69361961
>that image
lmao
Tate is a F grade athlete and Nunes cant fight longer than one round.
Lesnar vs Hunt is easily the biggest draw.
Aldo v Edgar 2, are two of the best fighters ever in a relevant, career changing fight.
The ONLY reason tate vs nunes is main is to placate political correct nu-male betas that would kick up a stink on reddit, etc.
>tfw UFC 200 is a slightly below average card
>>69361961
hahaha jesus christ Spain thats great
>>69361975
and this is why we need to give a giant middle fingers to libs, and vote for trump. PC shit is killing this nation.
>>69361899
then he moves onto animals, heeming a tiger then a rhino then a lion, and finally a Grizzly.
Then he wades into the ocean and taps an octopus then a barracuda then a tiger shark then a great white, and finally an orca.
He strides out of the ocean and heems an owl then a vulture then a falcon, and finally a bald eagle.
Then Mr. Bisping drives his fists into the ground over and over, stopping only once he has defeated sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic rock.
Mr. Bisping punches a hole clean through the planet, grabs the fiery tail of a passing comet, and threads it through the Earth to make a chain for his new pendant. Wearing the Earth around his neck, he flies toward Mars . . .
>>69361981
It's steal 10/10 on paper but the order is fucked up. I still can't get over how Amanda fucking Nunes is the main event of UFC 200
>>69361975
this is absolutely true
-and it's obvious to everyone, right?
What is happening??
There's a 100% chance Ronda gets into the octagon after the Tate/Nunes fight and that's why it's the main event now, right?
So disappointed. The "It's Time" video packages for DC/Jones made me more hype than Lesnar's fight and I am a big wrestling fan.
>mfw you don't put the biggest UFC draw in history against a guy who just doesn't give a fuck as the main event after the previous main event is cancelled
>>69362013
the jews did this
For fucks sake conor should have been the one to ko RDA ... all the names vamquished by a toe
Love that Nate got his though
>>69362000
still* not steal lel
>wake up
>huezil got their last champ btfo hard
Lmao
Will the hue posters ever recover from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNHhBLan6SE
even the UFC is trashing this card
was that a bit of an early stoppage? rda walked off after it was stopped and he look wobbly or whatever
wtf is nunes main eventing 200? LMAO
>>69362036
they get a new one tonight though
>Goober, Diaz, Bisbong
>willing to fight anyone at any time
>could save the event
>LEL NO LET'S GO WITH MIESHA AND CANDERSON
>ywn have samoan genes and be Mark Hunts son but not dumb as fuck
fbm
>UFC 200: McGregor vs. Diaz 2
>UFC 200: Cormier vs. Jones 2
>UFC 200: Lesnar vs. Hunt
>UFC 200: Tate vs. Nunes
kek
>>69362067
Tbqhwy, I wouldn't mind Cerrone as well
>>69362047
pierdole kurwa mać
>a 41 year old man got it
>>69362068
>have samoan genes
>but not dumb as fuck
is that even possible?
>>69362047
I stand corrected.
They'll get three new champions, one tonight and two tomorrow.
USADA to Dana is the High Sparrow to Cersei Lannister
>people unironically believed khabib wouldn't have rekt rda
>b-b-but that was years ago
shoulda been careful familia
>>69362081
Too bad Nick Diaz can't fight yet. Diaz vs Cerrone would take like 30 sec to set up and would be exciting as fuck.
>>69362036
>Not stayin up to watch the fights
>>69362111
Kebab gonna get popped for meldonium.
YOU ARE ALL ON STEROIDS
Tate headilining is fucking hilarious
>>69362099
> Reminder that we sailed to every continent except Europe and Antractica like 2000 yearz ago
>>69362143
Nunes headlining is even more pathetic
Frankie is my boy, but I want Aldo to win deep down so Conor can crush him mentally and physically for a second time.
This is how the UFC 200 should be;
Main Card
Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt
José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Daniel Cormier vs. Anderson Silva
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Prelims
T.J. Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assunção
Diego Sanchez vs. Joe Lauzon
Gegard Mousasi vs. Thiago Santos
Jim Miller vs. Takanori Gomi
Fight Pass Prelims
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
Cat Zingano vs. Julianna Peña
Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique MarĂn
>>69362176
Would be way more crushing if he got KO'd by Frankie too.
>>69362176
>implying Conor is gonna go back to 145
>>69362176
>Wanting all your boys work to be for nothing
Fronkie is not your boy
>>69362166
>Amanda Who-nes is headlining the biggest UFC event in history
t-thanks uncle dana....
>>69362186
>sage isn't headlining
>>69362186
I agree, good list.
>>69362193
>He wasn't watching the 202 press conference
>>69362176
>Frankie is my boy, but
you're doing it wrong then
>>69362186
seriously hope Diego and Lauzon have the spiciest of bangers
>>69362111
>thinking habeeb wouldn't rape USADA era RDA
>>69362193
145ers are S H O O K
NATTY GOAT IS COMING HOME FOR BANTER AND KO'S
>wakes up
>some dude named "Eddie" is the new LW-champ
>>69362228
wgaf, lightweight division is shit
Today 10:00pm yurop timezone:
Cage Warriors 77 Pimblett vs Violet
>>69362216
It might even be worth having them opening the main-card to get the energy up from the get-go.
>>69362208
>He thinks Conor wasn't honeydicking
HOLY SHIT!!
>>69362259
i'd actually believe this at this point if it wasn't breakyourownnews.com
>>69362253
>lifts ass up from the bed
>still flat
>>69362228
are you yung lean?
IF MEME MAGIC IS REAL, LET DC AND JONES FIGHT AT THE PARKING LOT
VIDEO IS VERY RELATED
http://i.imgur.com/UyN6ju6.mp4
>>69362253
HANK HILL ASS
>>69362209
fucking who?
>>69362271
Did he dead?
>>69362298
She got BLACKED recently
i still cant figure out why nobody is talking about the fact that the universe is decaying and will eventually die
>>69362327
>the universe is decaying and will eventually die
ees normal
That Duffy heem tho, anyone got a webm?
>the only reason Nunes/Tate got bumped to Main Event status was because Dana was butthurt that Bork said he didn't give a shit about main event'ing both 100 and 200.
Is Dana the most insecure pansy ever?
>>69362347
Obviously.
>>69362322
hopefully
>>69362327
>the universe is decaying and will eventually die
good
>>69362327
no shit, what of it
>worrying about things outside of your control
>>69362347
Dana needs to be an asshole, he has to herd a hundred alpha males and keep them from walking over the organisation.
>you now remember the "RDA is a different animal" meme
>>69362394
>tfw they didn't move Lawler up to 201
>>69362394
He was sharp and looked good but got caught. LW is a shark tank. Doesn't mean he isn't a great fighter.
>>69362375
>>69362379
Because it was supposed to be unknown. Like the cosmic will they wont they. Now we know, thats it. The universe isn't expanding into infinitum. It isn't stable either. The whole thing has a period at the end.
>>69362394
he'll cum back
>>69362417
People need to stop buying into the fucking hype so much though.
https://twitter.com/Vidtester2222/status/751307655369547776
https://twitter.com/Vidtester2222/status/751307655369547776
https://twitter.com/Vidtester2222/status/751307655369547776
https://twitter.com/Vidtester2222/status/751307655369547776
COCKSUCKA
>>69362417
yup i made the point that eddie could win, and cowboy could win later.
best way to define who is good at LW, is who is the worst fighter, that can beat someone who could possibly be champ(ie beat someone else who could be champ)
list right now is diaz, fergusson, cowboy, barbosa, pettis, RDA, khabib, alverez. the worst fighter to become champ on the list, is the current diaz, maybe cheisa could beat one of these guys, but not likely
>Le Fashionable Midget Slaying Potato Man meme dead
>Left hook Larry dismantles Cockhold
>Le post USADA hues being champions meme dead
>CoCo Jon gone for good now
2016 is my highlight year and it hasn't even ended.
>>69362417
Eddie said it himself, if he didn't finish then and there RDA would come back. Lightweight division is fucking deep.
>>69362000
i dont understand how she even got the fight against cupcake. I saw her fight against schevchenko and was extremely bored. Then after they were like lmao nunes gonna fight tate xd
I get the feeling that Hunto is taking the dive on Saturday
>>69362522
for what purpose? lorenzo would heem his entire family if he does that
>>69362518
Zingano's the obvious fight to make but she's been inactive for too long, and there was literally nobody else in the top 10 available to fight besides rematching Holly.
Did I miss the new round of picks?
>>69362564
pickscuck is testing free agency; there was no new round
>>69362522
I think he will be fuming that his fight got relegated to co-main after being made the main. Where your name is on the card and poster means in terms of respect and pride to old school fighters. It can go either way, it will make him angry and he just wants to destroy or become unmotivated and not give a fuck.
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
BISBING HENDO 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sidMq3awrvU
>we are looking for other things for dan henderson
>>69362622
If Hendo fought Bisping for the title and then heemed him into a seizure and got to retire a champion my life would be made
who /life savings on silva/ here
>>69362622
meme magic works everytime
who /excited for back/ here?
>>69362649
would be fucking amazing
When he becomes a bjj blackbelt can anyone stop him?
This is Anderson repaying Dana for Abu Dhabi.
>>69362650
I can see something like Silva getting a headkick KO. But my brain tells me, Cormier gonna clinch and grind him to a decision.
>>69362421
is this news?
also dw is normal, we experience life forever, new sentient beings require new sentience, you might be an alien jellyfish one day
but youll never experience death because thats the absense of experience
is normal dw
Is the TUF finale only on Fight Pass?
>Anderson slaps DC around
Your reaction?
>>69362688
yfw Silva does some Forrest Griffin matrix shit and lays DC out cold
>>69362670
honestly to some people he's already probably a BJJ black belt equivalent with his wrestling background
pretty sure he could beat BJJ blackbelts like Royce
>>69362685
>This is Anderson repaying Dana for Abu Dhabi.
Ando goes full troll and just memes out for 3 rounds.
>>69362697
no it's on fs1 like tuf is
>>69362709
>Thanks Jon Jones
>>69362733
Thanks
>>69362725
How is he so technically perfect? Is it all a product of his size?
>>69362709
>anderson goes sleepy in the first exchange
>>mfw someone who got busted for PEDs a year earlier replaces jon jones at UFC 200
>Anderson gets Heem'd by DC
>Goes back to 185 and gets Heem'd by Hall
He's going out Chuck Liddell style. We need to save him.
can someone point me in the direction of a reply or Webm of Alvarez vs dos Anjos pls
>>69361129
>Hate RDA's entire time as champion
>cheer when he gets knocked out
>see how he handled himself in defeat and think back to all of his subdued trash talk
>tfw you realize he was your boy all along
It's too late now...
>>69362688
DC should win, but who knows how his emotional state is
>>69361488
What I thought Bork was main ?
>>69362805
what's your point
also it was earlier than that
>>69362869
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-miesha-tate-vs-amanda-nunes-promoted-to-main-event-at-ufc-200-070816
What's next for him after losing to Nate again?
>>69362890
Frankie tosses him out of the cage
>>69362913
Conor is a midget-killer though, Frankie's fucked
>>69361961
SPAIN
U
C
C
>>69362930
Frankie fights better after he's been cracked and can actually wrestle unlike roid cuck Mendes
>EVERYBODY'S ON STEROIDS
CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?
>>69362890
goes back to 145 and cleans house
gets cocky and starts asking for 155 fights and gets his ass handed to himself by alvarez and barboza
>my boy Eddie Alvarez is #andnew
>Cormier isn't losing shittons of money because of Jones' fuckup
>the only legit title fight on 200 is the new main event
THANK YOU DANA
>>69362976
And rda
>>69362972
nyet
the ufc is going to throw the diaz brothers to the wolves until their already brain damaged heads can no longer string together words
they already seem to have trouble with forming cohesive sentences but for some reason can still perform in the cage
the ufc is just waiting for the next milestone of brain damage
Wait a second fedoralords legit have a problem with a real fight main eventing 200 instead of a Bellator-tier spectacle?
>>69363003
dunno m8, RDA isn't heeming anybody anytime soon
if it wasn't for the herbinator his head would've bounced off that canvas
>>69363024
it is wut it is
>>69363041
I'd hope that at his prime his recovery would be too
>>69362972
>yfw Nate's teammates have popped for gear
>yfw Nate pops for steroids
>yfw he was telling us the whole time
>>69363044
we need to get reviewbrah into mma and he can have a shortwave radio mma show.
jones is finished
it was clear from his crocodile tears that he knew what he did
>>69363063
that would be so comfy but i don't think reviewbrah would ever care about mma
>>69363073
He's gonna come back and get mauled by some young dude because Jon's entire dominant legacy is built on steroids unfortunately
>>69363062
>you'll never tie Ms. Olsen up in your basement and rape her until she loves you
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>69363099 ---> >>69362972
>>69363024
no we just wanted a fight that actually was a remote representation of human combat in the real world
>>mfw I weigh around 235 and could literally heem the entire ufc's women's roster in the span of a day with only 3 years of sambo and MT training
womens MMA is a joke, and for that matter, anything sub MW
>>69363073
>>69363080
>>69363117
jones should just fight for M-1 or Rizin or something.some organization where he can dope and still fight
>>69363148
easy tough guy
>>69363024
this is a good reddit post
>>69363148
>and for that matter, anything sub MW
have a you
>Just woke up
>Eddie Alvarez is the UFC Champion
>Daniel Cormier vs Anderson Silva
>Miesha Tate vs Amanda Nunes is headlining the "biggest card in UFC history"
>Jon Jones really isn't fighting
Hold me.
>>69363148
lose some weight fatty
>>69363148
>>69363174
Wow I bet you're definitely two different people.
>mfw a fedoralord projected his insecurities near me
>>69363177
>Michael Bisping IS STILL the UNDISPUTED UFC Middleweight Champion OF THE WORLD
>>69361623
This isn't how betting lines work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVmiydHQE-w
>dat breathing after going nuts
>meisha tate vs nunes as the main event for ufc 200
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>69363286
Holy shit
Dana probably doesn't give a fuck anyone now that the sale is going through, he's rich as fuck. Been backed off from 3 different casino's for beating them and is probably gonna get paid a shitload of chink money to be a familiar face during the transition at pressers and post fights.
>5 UFC """""""""""champions"""""""""" don't have a single title defense
Going to claim Joe Duffy as my boy.
>>69363327
Not everyone can be Ronda Rousey or Anderson Silva making their feat even more impressive, even the people that beat them couldnt chain together as long of a legacy
how long until they find him dead of an overdose?
>>69363344
never, he gonna be a born again christian and Fox news correspondent probably even run for elected office in the next 20 years and have a hit reality tv show where he is the goof strung out slurred granddad
>>69363286
YOU FUCKIN MOMO'S
FUCKIN HALF A FAG
anyone pop a boner after tuf this week when these two they were talking head to head?
Is MM right now a Cruz win away from being considered the true GOAT? Jones and Silva busted, GSP obviously was on something, Fedor fought memes and all.
>>69363344
I honestly think that prior to UFC being sold he had A LOT of money being poured into him via promo and endorsements, now that he's fucked up AGAIN no one will care. I can't wait to read that this nigger has died outside a strip club or something. Hope the defibrillator they use to bring back his cheap niggers life burns that bible verse of his chest. Fucking scum.
>>69363286
>FOTY
Holloway/Lamas is already LOCKED
So what's up with Herb Dean?
He's so inconsistent. Weidman can be mounted and eating punches and elbows for 45 seconds but RDA can't wobble around the cage and block shots?
Not protesting the stoppage or anything, just wondering about good ol' Dirty Herb. Is it because RDA isn't an American?
>>69363389
hes just bad at judging the feel of a defense, but the RDA stoppage was legit imo
>>69363389
Shut the fuck up
who ruined 200 more, jones or conor?
>>69363389
You can't compare fights/stoppages to each other it's controlled chaos. While I agree with you that Herb cops a lot of shit for being inconsistent (which he is at times) it's a case of damned if you do
>MUH FUGGIN EARLY STOPPAGE HERB NIGGA
and damned if you don't
>MUH FUGGIN LET A NIGGA EAT TO MANY HERB
Their number one priority is fighter safety and they won't step in until they feel that safety is threatened.
P.S. Marc Goddard is GOAT ref.
>>69363371
If MM beats Silva's record for title defenses then moves up and beats Cruz, I don't see anyone who could realistically argue against it. He's already the p4p#1.
A heeminder that Claudia is finished
>>69363427
>bumps on her abs
GOD DAMNIT IS ROSE DOING STEROIDS TOO?
>>69363427
i hope a milwaukee cop shoots pat 'the pedo' barry desu
>>69363427
Conor for being a self important faggot.
USADA ruined 200 more than Jones did because that sample was taken a fair while ago and Jeff Novitzky wanted to get his 15 minutes pulling that card 72 hours out when it was announced. Just ask Lance, as the tweet said
https://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/750907336923836416
>>69363371
>gsp was obviously on something
and DJ isn't obviously on something?
you know almost all top level athletes use PEDs right?
>>69363431
Well he's inconsistent at very convenient times.
Unmarketable little hues hurt against the cage? Guess it's over.
Ronda's dead on the canvas? Hmm better see how this one plays out.
I don't think referees should be immune to criticism.
>>69363389
I swear the UFC verbal refs before fights.
I expect it for Hunt vs Lesnar, if Hunt is getting GnP they will call it off very quick. If reverse happens, Lesnar will have to be completely out cold before they stop it.
>>69363286
what's this guy's problem? A 1 minute fight is FOTY to him?
He's high right?
>>69363463
2bh this, Jon will get the Yoel treatment
>>69363502
I don't think Joey Diaz is ever sober.
Reminder that Joanna Jedrzejczyk clearly beat Claudia Gadelha.
>>69363502
nope, hes just retarded
>>69363463
>It's USADA fault if Jon Jones cheated
>A well known cheater is still salty about being caught
>>69363523
What are you talking about, grinding your pussy into another woman's stomach gets you bonus points from the judges.
>>69363463
It was taken like 2 or 3 weeks ago. I'm certain they have a procedure and schedule that they follow. Testing and analyzing samples that are queued up and contacting people/making statements the whole lot of it. It's not a case of putting a vial of piss on a private jet, walking into a lab, scanning it infront of a sci fi webcam and texting dana white all within a day.
Lance Armstrong fucked around and got caught and got his life ruined, of course he's bitter. Also doesn't have a clue either, the samples that came out of his body had more contact with drug testers than he himself has, he pedals he's not a chemist.
>>69363547
>Lance Armstrong fucked around and got caught and got his life ruined, of course he's bitter.
Armstrong never popped, englel.
>>69363547
>he's not a chemist.
neither is Jeff "The Prize" Novitzky
alright fuck this you collection of homos, I'm out, gonna heem myself to sleep
see you in ten bongs
>>69363547
>fucking tripfag who thinks hes a ped expert
fuckoff tripfag
>>69363286
Can anyone tell me why Joey is such a fat fuck? Doesn't he have a kid? Is there any reason? He seems to work out some, I can't imagine how much you'd have to eat to be that fat
>>69363547
They should have procedure to fast track testing when its close to time of the events in case of positives.
>mfw Jones fans are completely distraught and coming up with ridiculous shit like USADA deliberately sat on the results to gain as much attention as possible for uh, reasons
>>69363582
he likes food
>>69363593
USADA is a private organisation, benefits of exposure would ensure expansion and new clients
>>69363582
He's mexican
just bad genes and culture, they're entire cuisine is meat, beans and rice
get mud blood, mix in with lazy american culture and you get fat fucks like Joey Diaz
>>69363472
I agree that there are some sketchy calls but if UFC ever had a referee pulled for being paid it would be over completely. Like I said you can't compare fights so let's review;
>>69363472
>Unmarketable little hues hurt against the cage
>Unmarkatable
Marketing wouldn't even cross their mind in that split second only the fact that;
>little hues hurt
if he thinks he's hurt then he steps in that's his job and he'll take the criticism.
>Ronda's dead on the canvas
If you watch the video Herb gave her 2 strikes once she hit the ground (is she actually out, he cant' tell) one behind the head in transition and one hammerfist, before he sees she's done and steps in so that's unfair to him.
>>69363527
I'm not saying Jones wasn't at fault, he obviously is.
>A well known cheater is still salty about being caught
see
>>69363558
You fucking idiot.
>>69363547
So you're trying to say that an American Agency on the "cutting edge" of sports PED testing is under pressure to test and report results?
>Armstrong is more bittler than Novisky
Kill yourself englel you are a blight on heem
>>69363584
it's not their job to make events go smoothly. its fighters and orgs responsibility to make sure athletes are clean.
>>69363558
where did i say popped?
>>69363564
he's someone lance armstrong would disparage thus making his comment worth zero in arguing "usada is at fault"
>>69363578
Man, much of my post is speculation and it clearly reads that way, and not once did i get into specifics. all im saying is top athletes are ped users, jon jones included, and the situation here isn't "guys we got a positive lets fuck an event up at last minute! for fun!"
Let's say the USADA releases the results 2 weeks ago, how does it change anything ? The UFC wouldn't have picked a better opponent for DC, maybe Gus but DC beat him already.
>>69363547
>Lance Armstrong fucked around and got caught
he never got caught
CYCLING A CLEAN SPORT DINDU NUFFIN
>This entire sci-fi narrative you've created
Athletes are targeted for testing specifically and if you think media attention has nothing to do with it then tell me why Brock was tested 5 times in 2 weeks. Jesus you're parents must cry themselves to sleep at night. Kill yourself to help them out.
>>69363636
>Lance Armstrong fucked around and got caught
>caught
caught = tested positive
Do you even speak the King's English you autist?
>>69363626
Hmm, all pretty shit points.
I think you might just be a bit of a pussy and blind to facts.
>>69363626
Lance admitted being a cheater. What more do you want ?
>>69363658
testing positive back when he chopped his nuts, he outsmarted a team of scientists and agents
GOAT doper
>>69363653
>facts
reveal them to me them idiot.
Otherwise, not an argument you thick cunt.
>>69363658
WAS HE "CAUGHT" "CHEATING"
Fuck you are dense
>>69363636
>t's not their job to make events go smoothly. its fighters and orgs responsibility to make sure athletes are clean.
They are paid by the UFC to conduct testing. Why shouldnt they work with them to have timely and sensible testing protocol.
>>69363677
Oh like being completely blind and not addressing the fact that all of Herb's controversial calls have been in favour of fighters the UFC has a vested interest in.
>>69363653
>Hmm, all pretty shit points.
He's literally pointing you to video evidence which upon review I can see where's coming from even if i agree/disagree and "facts" you don't even try to refute you lazy cunt.
>>69363638
Time to market fight for UFC, time get B-sample tested, time for replacement fighter to be found.
>>69363701
I'd ask you to list them but I'm sure all that sweat is making your tin foil hat uncomfortable. Are you seriously saying that ALL money making fighters fights were ref'd by Herb? Really?
Don't even reply to me or my wife's son again.
>>69363703
Oh, is "he" (you)?
I'm sorry but I remember that Ronda stoppage off by heart and Ronda hits the floor dead, Herb runs in like he's going to stop it, then stops and takes a good luck, realises she's not going to be eating solid foods if he doesn't stop it and only then does he do so.
She's dead on the canvas and he takes a quick assessment of the situation.
>>69363683
If they wanted a faster protocol they wouldn't fucking bother at all.
They implemented this shit for a fucking reason, they're going to want it to be as secure and reliable as possible and that's going to cost time.... duh
>>69363652
So you're saying he was clean. Okay bud. Strange how his fucking career is tarnished over some kind of PED scandal though...
>>69363722
The vast majority of them actually are ref'd by Herb.
>>69363701
Heresay. You still haven't provided anything close to evidence. You are a fucking sad human 2bh
>>69363734
>So you're saying he was clean.
Now you're just moving the goalposts to protect your e-go
Reminder to all, to either filter or 4chanx anonymize this retard
you now remember marco pantani
>I remember that Ronda stoppage off by heart
You may as well just stick your fingers in your ears and scream for the rest of the thread if these are gonna be your replies mate.
>>69363747
SHOW
ME
STATS
If you don't show me evidence to you are just another retard trying to stir the pot.
>>69363701
>Herb's controversial calls have been in favour of fighters the UFC has a vested interest in.
Bullshit lol. Name them.
There are probably like 10ish fighters with legit drawing _power_ so that already limits your pool of evidence
>>69363729
t. never fought or reffed a fight in his life
>>69363751
Is he confirmed dirty? Then he was caught.
Is he not? Then he wasn't
The former is correct. it's as simple as that you mad man
>>69363767
Conor vs Chad
TJ vs Barao 2
Ronda vs Holly
Oh and here's a bonus for you, take a look at this shit.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Conor-McGregor-29688
>it's silva
>>69363734
It makes no sense to have samples sit at the back of the queue when time is of the essence. It would still go through the same rigorous testing just more practical time management when event is around the corner.
>>69363802
I see where you're coming from but I think where we differ is the fact that he wasn't caught during competition. That's what I define as being caught. Imagine the number of athletes who haven't come forward for being dirty. He's a cheat yes but that sport, more than most is KNOWN for roids.
>>69362622
god damn look at hendo's abs he was roided as fuck
>>69363817
>conor vs chad
conor weathered the storm, chad gassed almost as hard as dada5000 and then he got put the fuck down and surrendered. literally nothing wrong with this call.
>tj vs barao 2
tj isn't even a draw. either way it was a decent stoppage, pretty conservative one but not the worst
>ronda vs holly
what in gods name ..
herb is a good ref, he refs plenty of big fights for this reason. conor's a big name fighter. occams razor
>>69363802
confession and getting caught are different events.
>the imbeciles who unironically solve captchas for google(FOR FREE(gratis)) just so they can fill /heem/ up with stupid irrelevant arguments
>>69363817
>MUH RONDA GOT BEAT FUCKIN CHEATIN NIGGER REF
You're just sad at this point mate.
>>69363878
>MMA related
>"irrelevant"
>the shit post city of you
fuck off.
>>69363869
Have you not been following the convo?
Herb literally let Honda take punches when she was dead on the canvas.
How many times will Herb need to make debatable calls in favour of fighters the UFC has a vested interest in before you entertain the possiblity that maybe, just maybe something's up?
>>69363894
No, you're just sad at this point mate.
I never said it's a controversial stoppage in that Honda wasn't out, I'm saying it's controversial because Herb gave her a chance to recover when she's dead on the floor and Holly's hitting her, but Weidman can be mounted and taking punches for 45 seconds and Herb doesn't do shit except yell FIGHT BACK.
>>69363859
i think its down to misunderstanding then
my point was the tweet meant nothing in blaming usada because the guy is more than likely reacting out of spite/bitterness or getting his name out there as some PED scandal analyst
I wonder if DC pigged out on KFC and call still make weight?
>>69363912
>>69363871
>>69363668
>>69363658
>>69363652
>>69363639
>poking each other's buttholes and eating each other's over semantics and the meanings of words
>mma
>>69363962
I'd love to poke your butthole if you know what I mean
>>69363916
at least one call to get us started apparently. because there have been none.
you speak of the rousey stoppage like he was stood over her for 10 seconds hoping she'd wake up. she got dropped from a kick and fell awkwardly, fighters get dropped sometimes and then recover so he didn't jump in. who would react faster? holm jumping on ronda to deliver a couple quick blows to make sure the jobs done or herb jumping in to stop it when he isnt even sure of the situation yet. and he was aware after like a single fucking second and promptly stopped it. its not fishy at all.
once you realize this you can change your argument to herb having an earpiece and dana told him to jump in quick so ronda doesnt take too much damage lol
>>69363916
I'm being serious, seek medical help if you are this invested in your narrative that a referee with obligations to fighter safety is deliberately making split second decisions in the vested financial interest of a corporation.
>Herb literally let Honda take punches when she was dead on the canvas.
LITERALLY 2 punches You have the benefit of replay and slow motion, how long do you think that decision took in real time? Be honest. Fuckin hell
>Weidman can be mounted and taking punches for 45 seconds and Herb doesn't do shit except yell FIGHT BACK.
Because he can still intelligently defend himself.
>NO YOU
Fuck off mate you are just seething and replying for the sake of it at this point
>>69363984
>u mad
Fuck man I didn't think I'd blow you the fuck out that badly.
>>69363980
So basically your argument is that since he has to react quickly that he can't be influenced. Got it.
Next you guys are going to tell me that Yuji Shimada was an impartial referee that never got anything wrong!
>Amanda Nunes is unironically headlining UFC 200
>>69364018
>why can't a title fight headline 200, this is awful
A day later
>NO NOT THAT TITLE FIGHT DANA
>>69364008
Wow man, I'm sorry for you. Really I am. I'm not gonna reply again after this because there's no point when you keep moving the goal posts to different topics when multiple posters are showing you why you're wrong with actual evidence. I don't want to make you ever more upset either.
>>69363286
You are NOT a true fight fan if you have a less intense reaction.
>>69364030
shut up bitch
>>69364031
>Hmm I think I'll call him mad, imply that I won and claim that I'm too cool to argue any more
I'm actually surprised that you didn't pull a smug anime girl reaction image out of the bag too
>>69364018
I actually find Tate headlining more offensive, at least Nunes has 1 round of action in her. Tate is horribly unathletic, her biggest asset is durability due to women being weak and less likely to heem you.
>he believes the UFC is rigged to some extent
>he doesn't think its fighters being told to do something in a fight or even throw it
>he doesn't think judges are being paid off
>he literally believes referees (who work for an athletic commission and have more to lose than judges) are lenient towards certain fighters
>a certain 5~ fighters that draw
>he doesn't think big drawing fighters are successful because theyre actually good
....
>schizophrenia
>>69364008
ausfag shit posting
typical
>>69364072
Not an argument.
>>69364030
Women's mma is massively inferior to mens, their titles are not of equal worth either.
>>69364037
who is this thai grill?
>>69364102
https://www.instagram.com/_angela_lee/
i think she's chinese
>>69364102
its a generic ching-chong, pick any of them, they are all the same.
Is Conor memeless for good?
>>69364120
she has some shit written in thai on her arm
>>69364138
it says '10 dorra sucky fucky'
>>69363286
Why we stuck with Rogan/Goldie instead of this guy.
>>69364059
what does she see in Brian Carraway? I need to know
>>69364199
he literally looks like leo dicaprio
>>69364059
She looks like she smells imo
>PEDdie Alvarez isn't on the gas
who /isntevenwatchingthemainevent/ here?
wmma is a joke
>>69364298
Tbhwy, almost everyone is suspect until they're caught
>>69364317
That's really messed up man
whats crackalackin you punks
>>69364363
Ready for another long night of fights big guy?
>>69364317
>not capping off your night with a cheeky wank
>>69364382
oh yes dude
ive done fucked up i tried to say awoke but felt in sleep till now im going to get some beers in the next hours and then im ready boiiii
what do you lads do when /no friends no job but not a neet either/?
>>69364401
what are you
>>69364401
eat some tappas and stfu
>tfw no belt
>>69364358
Sorry I was kidding. There's nothing wrong with not being interested in watching women and manlets fighting.
If you just want to watch the 'best in their league' why don't you watch manlets play NFL in some manlet league? Because nobody wants to watch the worst compete
I'm sorry for saying you were messed up, because I totally understand not giving a shit about sub par competition in the name of being gender inclusive.
>>69364199
i'll let you in on the secret bro
she was ugly, and brian was the first guy to be nice to her, then she peaked but cos she grew up ugly she's loyal
>>69364459
yeah but IF anderson wins against DC he gets a rematch for titleshot..
kek
fuck reality
>>NEW THREAD<<
>>69364476
>>69364476
>>69364476
>>NEW THREAD<<
>>69364478
Man who even knows any more
>>69364418
>
a fightingfan™
>>69364502
yeah its a bit crazy these days
>>69364517
thats all you need and alcohol
>>69364463
she didnt grow up ugly tho, before some bitch re-arranged her nose she was a top qt
even though Anderson is old as fuck now, its still very fun to watch him fight
Video highlight of his last fight, you can see he still got great head movement and dodge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9GvuMtJ3PQ
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