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Word of the day: Verbosity: needlessly difficult word or fact
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>>69320266
Nothing if you aren't an addict. Handis and Overs in the Ceres game if you are, but lines are probably correct.
Righto betbros, I need advice on pic related.
>>69320266
if your feeling risky go for the euro game. no value tonight tho
>>69320302
If Germany wins I'd cash out
>>69320302
>>69320327
This.
>tfw Unders was the bet
>>69320327
Could the cashout figure grow? Ronaldo's on 3, top scorer is on 4. It's a tricky call desu. I can see the payout decreasing after the Frog/Kraut game.
>>69320362
difficult to tell, I'd say france are the favorites so if germany wins the odds will probably increase
>>69320253
voracious readers: the thread imo
>>69320295
Cannot find this on any of my bookies
>>69320447
on bet365
>>69320447
They don't cover anyway, so if anything you dodged a bullet
Actually, yeah, found it. Got onto -5.5
>>69320472
>>69320465
hahahaha
>>69320465
Damn
>>69320302
sorry to push, a taste more advice/ perspectives please.
any thoughts on schalke lines?
2222222
>>69320600
Guangzhou are decent, wouldn't underestimate them
Anyone else just staying away from the Germany-France game this evening. I just don't know what to expect, difficult game to read.
>>69320668
Dafc on this euro, staying away
>>69320668
France will have a harder time breaking down Germany's defence than Germany breaking down France's desu. No German strikers though >goatee
>>69320668
Might put a greasy fiver on Germoney.
Other than that, not worth it.
France will go through because politics.
>>69320880
France will go through, because we have a weakened lineup.
333333
This. WILL. Happen.
>>69320880
Politics didn't prevent a 7-1 to happen though in Brazil.
>>69320928
What was the score when you got on -5.5?
Have a smed on 5:0 correct score as well so as long as it doesn't end 6:0 I'll be OK
>>69320955
Could see 3 more, not so sure about 4. pen helps ;)
>>69320668
We have already seen what happens to teams missing key players. If you must place a bet, put it on France DNB or SW
>>69321005
This. This young fellow knows what he's on about. I'm keeping my money until my system is finished.
>>69321020
Give me the £5 you promised for the Portugal win you lyuing Jew
>>69321029
Juve, please go.. I know it's you.
Ceres so dire and line still so high
>>69321043
Oh, didn't realise my trip was off. Of course it's me. Stick to your fucking word.
>>69321067
55555
>>69321072
I said you'd get a fiver if I were to win. Do you have a screenshot? Prove it.
>>69321113
>going back on your word on a post made literally yesterday
jesus
Rebacks in, at least I can't lose any money anymore
Going to the shop, you lad want anything?
>>69321113
>>69321136
>Trying to convince a jew to part with his shekels
>>69321136
>>69321154
Haha, nice 'Inspect element'. I've seen you do this to other people.
>>69321182
>>69300785
>>69300785
>unarchived post
fuck off jewfag
>>69321195
Oy vey. The goyim knows, SHUT IT DOWN.
>>69321150
Get me a head
I've researched all the Europe League qualifying games for today and I found some value. Worth a cheeky tenner imo. Some of these odds are way off. This is the 2nd leg and I have chosen teams that outperformed the other team by a mile.
>>69321072
>juveguy
>Stick to your fucking word
>juveguy
>Stick to your fucking word
>juveguy
>Stick to your fucking word
>juveguy
>Stick to your fucking word
>juveguy
>Stick to your fucking word
>>69321182
Look here then, you cancerous kike faggot.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69292091/#69300785
>>69321195
You're reading it in a different context. I didn't mean it like that. You'll do anything for a fiver.
>>69321211
>Draw no bet
>On an accumulator
>With massive stakes
>>69321225
Don't post in /bet/ anymore thank you
>>69321150
Kinder please lid
777777777
>>69321243
Who are you to tell other people that they can't post here anymore?
>>69321237
If the DNB is @4.5, I'm fine with that.
>>69321245
v v good tip
w2b??????????????????
>>69321211
Agree with all but College Europa
888888 pmsl maybe they even cover the original line
>>69321266
They won the first leg 2-0 and the DNB is worth 4.5
Cheeky enough for the acca
>>69321285
It may be value, but I'm not sure it's a good idea to have it in an acca.
Need 9 to be UAC
>>69321299
pmsl if this shit comes through tho
I'm contemplating selling my stocks and pursuing a hobbyist career in /bet/ting.
>>69321329
Do both
999999999999 up insane
Based Ceres
>>69321339
Not sure, not seeing great returns from Juve's mum's streetwalking business.
really REALLY i woke up in time for Ceres
>>69321363
Pmsl
Never laughed at a Lieberman post. Not even a smirk. Not a fan of this guy
>>69321378
really REALLY to learn English
Think anyone itt excluding the jew could walk into Laos FC starting XI.
Should have rebacked so much more...
>>69321386
Do you laugh at mine
10
Tears, didn't get on. :(
Waiting for the next Ceres goal please
>>69321406
Just the tips
Seems to be some value in HJK HC-1 against Atlantas Kaipleida in the EL.
>>69321386
>>69321406
>>69321430
Great banter lids. I'm proud we can collectively enjoy our time together.
>>69321413
There will be another hopefully friendo :(
>ceres game not offered
Tears
>>69321452
Sure. It's the 2nd today though, Meralco Sparks was earlier, covered all lines
>>69321430
Kek nice one. Got me there.
>>69321447
Are you Jewish?
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111(eleven) Came for the last six minutes and wasn't dissapointed
111111111 PMSL even the cheeky fiver on Ceres 11th goal comes in
Ceres out of this world
What will you sacrifice to the goddess of agriculture ?
hmm only got 2 units that isn't tied up in my bets.... hmmmm
>>69321476
I don't think my ethnicity matters.
>the state of filipino fourth division footie
>>69321495
u NEED to give juve a fiver, you actually said it mate
>>69321529
A post on a Chinese imageboard is not a binding contract.
>>69321554
On the board of 4chans, your word is your bond
>>69321495
Don't call me the jew exterminator for nothing m8
>>69321577
Why do they call you it then
>>69321567
"If you want to know what G-d thinks of money, look at the people he gives it to", it wouldn't be right to give him money; it would hurt his self-worth.
>>69321554
then just dont say what you dont mean, juveguy survives on the free fivers
>>69321588
Dropped a stink bomb in a synagogue when I was 12
>>69321595
Loving this juve gimmick
>>69321595
Juveguy needs to apply himself and get his life together.
"A fool who can keep silent is counted among the wise."
>>69321609
WEW
>>69321611
Im the real Juveguy desu, just let the brit have the trip
Guffawed at every poster in this thread apart from Liberman. Not marking him down for lack of effort though.
>>69321620
>>69321592
these shitty quotes give no gravitas to your defense
you backed out of your word mate, it ok but this poor fella loves his fivers and you shouldn't trick him into believing a fiver is on his way
Serena vs Vesnina
Tie break in match @ 4.05???
>>69321620
Slimy jew. So so reluctant to part with a few coins.
>Lieberman
Remove the BE
LIERman
>>69321684
>>69321659
Perhaps Juve should try to bet more than 2 cents at a time and he wouldn't have to beg.
>>69321684
TT??? Opinion??
>>69321674
>>69321696
pmsl
>>69321703
no need to attack juve to defend yourself, its irrelevant and doesn't justify you not giving him a fiver after you said you would.
I dont care but just dont say things you dont mean, it ruins the comfy thread
Has Jewman ever tipped a bet?
>>69321674
Would avoid. Think Serena will pummel this twink. 6-2 or 3 first set.
>>69321754
Yes. He was utterly convinced Wales was going to draw despite multiple people telling him otherwise.
>>69321768
DELETE THIS
Is backing Venus immediately after she's inevitable broken still THE bet?
>>69321768
i remember dis
>>69321794
No. Kerber is much better than what she's faced so far. And hasn't dropped a set so far.
Someone check the odds on Ti Chen winning tonight. ITF korea f4.
And Ji Sung Nam. TT acting up.
Mates booked tennis courts in an hour. Haven't played in years. NEED to win or I'll have to buy everyone a round. One-handed backhand is the way to go, r-right?
>>69318160
I love south america and the people pal. xx
>>69321960
Slice lid. Amateur players simply can not deal with slices. Plus it's easy to hit.
>>69321982
>>69321960
im pretty tall so i usually hit a big fore hand then go to the net. I just smash anything they send at me
>>69321960
Would love to see you play
>>69321982
Yeah, I'll try. Can get quite a bit of spin on it but it just loops up most of the time.
>>69321960
You're going to strain a hamstring.
>>69321982
Why didn't you respond to this?
>>69319253
I'm probably not even gonna get a serve in pmsl
>>69322037
Didn't see it pal. Will keep it in mind. Didn't think it'd be such a good tip.
>>69322039
Are you better or worse than Harry Findlay?
https://youtu.be/t3I-F5ctHfA?t=353
>>69322084
He looks like a class act
>>69322084
to all the quote unquote professional gamblers in here is the lifestyle depicted here accurate? would love to spend my days playing tennis and going to the dogs
>>69322141
LOVE the man
>>69322161
hell of a guy
inspiring me to take out a HUGE wonga loan
Guys, get on Guangzhou Evergrande +1.25 AH
Schalke is tired from yesterday's game, will be playing B team and Guanghzou is undefeated in 17 games. Odds are ~2.3
>>69322228
Big fan of the pensions quote, obviously odds have changed these days but agree with the principle
>>69322315
they played on tuesday
>>69322315
Also on Guangzhou DC @3.6
Is this what happens when someone's mum takes away his betting money?
https://twitter.com/sazzajk128/status/750744949516275716
>>69322376
Guangzhou has had 2 days more rest as well.
>>69322315
source on em going w/ b team?
>>69322402
Start-11 im Test gg. Evergrande: Fährmann, Caicara, Kolasinac, Meyer, Goretzka, Choupo-Moting, Sam, Kehrer, Huntelaar, Naldo, Nastasic #S04
>>69322415
tempted to go on schalke -1.5 tbqh
>>69322497
wew
Lucky numbers are a HUGE thing in China. The fact that this match is being played on the 7th day of the 7th month is not something to be underestimated.
>>69322415
>>69322497
You've not seen Guangzhou's side have you pmsl
>>69321211
loving this 'worst accy possible' meme
>>69322391
feel v v v ill looking through his twitter
>>69322524
You're confusing this team with the other team that Schalke played two days ago.
>>69322554
No i'm not, I know Schalke are weak but so are Evergrande
>>69322570
Also, Guangzhou has played 6 matches throughout June, whereas Schalke has played zero in that timespan. Guangzhou is fit and will show their best today. Get #ON while you can.
>>69322391
>https://twitter.com/sazzajk128/status/750744949516275716
kek can not stop laughing. What a man
>>69322391
Jesus where the fuck did you find this?
TennisTipster is actually very shrewd. Looking through his TT, some very good tips. Romania model is good but will lead to losses unless you follow every tip.
>>69322570
Evergrande played 0-0 vs Bayern Munich last year. Not that it means much, but they have some quality.
What's a good roll size to have?
>>69322623
...and won
>>69322636
8x6
what is THE bet for Euros today?
>>69322648
just put in a small bet for fun
>>69322615
Need Polmans and Dinu to get their shit together desu
>>69322615
This makes no sense. You don't even understand what you're saying.
>>69322648
pmsl Müller missed his pen back then and he still hasn't learned..
>>69322694
This makes no sense. You don't even understand what you're saying.
>>69322703
The laughter of 38k chinese folks still hasn't left his ears.
zzzzzzzzz overs is the bet for the schalke game
Has anyone been tracking Hass bets only in asia? Won't be able to get on his bubblegum ones, wondering how profitable he is in asia when it comes to his American/Nordic bets?
>>69322736
kek
http://singi.club/wlive27.html
SCHALKE STREAM
Need silver to go back up, why do I go for volatile stocks
>>69322751
>>69322736
Do you keep a record of asian bets to bubblegum bets in your personal spreadsheet? Or have a ballpark figure for asian roi?
>>69322663
Germany dnb
>>69322692
DINU breaks. Good whore.
>>69322773
>he doesn't own actual silver
KEK
Schalke minus is a bet. Shit Guangzhou side
>>69322751
Most my Norwegian tips aren't carried in Asia desu, but American lower leagues are always available in Asia. In fact there's usually more carried than bubblegums.
>>69322785
My spreadsheet is useless atm, but I will check for you. I did have a filter for bets available in Asia so I can check but I haven't updated it with data since June.
>>69322802
Yep, none of the Brazilians starting, it's basically their B-team
>>69322491
Where is this offered fellow countrymen?
Turns out the tennis is tomorrow. SO so disorganised. WTB?
>>69322788
Pmsl.
France dnb is THE BET. Gomez and hummels are OUT an fat manlet is probably playing.
>>69322835
Ok thanks, may follow with small stakes for a while. Thought more of the Norway tips would have been in asia, see 2nd and 3rd div traded there. Update your spreadsheet! Does a world of good.
>>69322846
>>69322491
TWO Singapore anons. Life in ruins.
>>69322851
You to get double bagled tomorrow pmsl
>>69322789
You reckon Serena -5.5 is the bet for her match?
Or taking Under 18.5 games in the match is essentially the same bet with better odds
>>69322757
Stream ded
>>69322892
Still works for me.
>>69322861
>gomez is out
Thats a good thing for germany. Also germany can actually defend, france cant. Maybe watch more games lid
>>69322892
Works for me.
>>69322884
Yes. Vesnina first semi final. First time on centre Court. She's probably a nervous wreck.
>>69322907
>>69322916
Just came back for me as well
>>69322862
>see 2nd and 3rd div traded there
Yeah that's true but whenever I do fancy something, it'll be one of the few games only on bubblegums pmsl.
>>69322892
Bet365 are streaming, if not I'm sure you can find it on reddit/soccerstreams
Might fancy handicaps desu after all, Evergrande have a game in a couple of days and are playing reserves.
Wife downloaded @Tinder "just for laughs". Tonight she's meeting some guy to #troll him LOL Can't wait to hear how big of a loser he is
>The other Singapore anon post 3 times and disappears
Why are chinks so skinny
>>69322914
Germany without real striker is poland tier bro...
Medum on over 4 @ evens and small at chinks +1.5 @ 2.3
>>69322952
because being fat is frowned upon and bullying fat people is encouraged in asia
Guangzhou busparking episode
>>69322932
you need to assert dominance and stop this at once
>>69323003
Edit with /bet/ and the bookies.
Left handed players so so good.
>>69323003
Do local bookies offer odds on NPL soccer games?
>>69322981
Sounds decent, would save the nhs billions.
But I mean why don't they seem to have any muscle mass either.
Schalke -2 AH
>everyone on TT is betting large on Schalke
v v nervous
>>69322974
>Medum on over 4 @ evens
Juve: I really, really, really like this tip.
Mind if I post this?
>>69323047
All we need now is a Big_Al shout and then you know that you can mark this game as a loss.
No. And it's @3 now on Mara. V concerned about being majorly DAC
>>69323045
they don't drink milk.
:^)
NEED goals
>>69323019
hm whats the font that /bet/ photos use? dont really like this one
Going to spend a day or 2 signing up to a lot of bookies that I don't have accounts with for the sign up offers.
Are there any particular sites I should steer clear of?
And I'm assuming they will all have verification protocol where you need to send them passport pictures and all that. Are there any sites that are a big pain to verify?
>>69323149
>>69323044
Please respond.
>>69323170
Check the t+c's some sites have stupid offers which are near enough impossible to complete
>>69323149
Pmsl. Not sure. Someone else will probably know.
>>69323173
ah sorry
i dont use a local bookie but they do offer npl games.
>>69323191
Thanks, do you know where I could check odds? Seems like most sites require you to sign up
just turned £10 into £500 on roulette v V happy
I hope all you german anons dont have any money in the deutsche bank
>>69323241
fuming
Will give my first born son if this Guangzhou keeper keeps doing what he's doing
>>69323258
dont get mad get even ;^)
Double up Kent & Sussex @ 4 in the cricket today. Should be good wins.
Oh ffs, was so busy watching slags volleyball I forgot about the Cukaricki game ; ;
>>69323323
jajajajajajajajajajaja
Noticing increased Schalke frustration
SERENA. Get a handi NOW.
>>69323381
WHICH
Cukaricki odds were 3.50 (three fiddy)
>>69323381
#ON -7.5
>>69323396
-5.5
>>69323381
Chasing hard on -7.5
>>69323232
im pretty sure bet 365 gives odds without the need for sign up
Haven't had a bet for a month lads.
>they weren't on the williams sisters double
>>69323461
>he isn't on Kerber
>>69323452
>he's had a bet in 2016
>>69321211
Starting to think this may just come through.
>>69323398
3-0 now...... Should have set an alarm for this game or something. So pissed.
>>69323461
I'm #ON S Williams -1.5 sets + Kerber double
following my top pal TT
>>69323398
i cant tell if u were bullshitting with those odds
cukaricki won 3-0 in the 1st leg, what makes u think they would play serious in the 2nd leg?
>>69323517
>>69323497
Venus has kept me UAC almost single-handedly, don't have it in me to ditch her
>>69323505
>tfw accidentaly got on Dila Gori instead of Cukaraki somehow
Serena SO good
>>69323540
Because they're motivated. These are the Europe League qualifiers.
SERENA SERENA SERENA
Can't stop pressing alternative handicaps.
>>69323505
Was #ON apart from the Europa game
Euan around? Thoughts on Víkingur Gota dc and NSÍ +2.75?
>tfw missed out on the schalke bet because of diarrhea from leftover pork curry
phew i guess?
>>69323586
Starting to like you, Juve.
>>69323607
Everyone on /bet/ backed the chinks m8
>>69323574
Is Herbert/Mahut an approved bet?
Need Serena to 6-0 6-0 this game because of that annoying Vesnina grunt
>>69323607
Haram.
>>69323622
Backing them for the title. Great team.
Serena with cheeky bantz.
>post a bet and Big al gets on
want to kill myself tbqh
Backing Babos/Shvedova
>>69323717
Post this. They break. So so reliable these girls.
>>69323705
Was it "muh dick muggfugga"?
People are STILL rebacking Schalke
you cant
make
this
shit up
>they said /bet/ wasn't shrewd
>>69323717
#on
>>69323621
it was pretty good desu
might go out and get some mcdonalds since i'm still hungry as fuck
>Big_al wants to follow you
Yelp. This is it boys.
First time I follow a tennis tipster bet. Why did I have so much on -7.5?
BABOS/SHVEDOVA BREAK AGAIN. Won't reback. Learnt my lesson from Murray.
hey schalke dont score
>>69323841
This, I have a medium on Serena -7.5 and -8.5. Is there any hope?
>>69323841
I recommended -6 at the beginning lid. All you need for that is another 6:1 or better. Which is very possible.
>commentators hyping up a woman's quote unquote sports player
SERENA SERENA SERENA. Maybe you boys needed 6-0 might be saved.
Loving the banter in the commbox
There aren't many aces in tennis. Can't you easily become the best tennis player in the world if you have a 50% ace?
>>69323993
>See Isner and Karlovic
3-0 3-0 3-0
>>69323993
Sam Groth
Betting on a break every game SO profitable
>>69324005
>>69324010
How does one acquire the best acing ability? Is it 70% power, 30% precision?
Meh, gonna take a nap for 2 hours, nothing going on that catches my interest.
>>69324016
Trying a rolling accum of Serena holding her serve myself. Going pretty well
>>69324028
Hard to say, I think Fed had more aces than Cilic yesterday (might be wrong) but that also comes down to Cilic's returning ability
>>69324028
Imagine being 7ft tall. You can pick your spots for fun. You can also smash the ball downwards much better. Not very technical but height helps. Precision>power.
>>69324016
dat
PRAYING for a Serena break. So no one loses out on this.
>>69324063
Right, somehow forgot about height pmsl
Only have to play 55min to get in semifinals.
>muh wage gap
-5 -6 -7 -8 -9 handicaps come in.
Just put my entire bankroll on this final Serena game. ALL my £50 @ 1.08
>>69324144
Living on the edge lid
Literally a free £4
>>69324144
You'll almost have a new greasy fiver to play with
>>69324174
>>69324144
well played lid x
Serena, absolute mad woman
>>69324060
How much did you make on this?
THAT BABOS POINT WOW
scenes XD
doubles looking decent
let's go kerber!!
Schalke backers BTFO
>>69324239
Cheers lad, made up what I lost on Schalke
>>69324211
Missed the first Serena serve game but doubled my stake on the others. So it would have been ~2.28 my stake if I did her first game too
It would have help if she broke less because then she'd have more serve games
Just seen Dinu lost :@
>>69324265
didn't you tip them?
>>69324265
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Serena was @2.2
>>69324298
Bookies so so clueless. 7 time champion. World number 2. 21 grand slams. Number 2 out. Price her at evens.
nip 2-0 flipside seems like some ez dosh
>>69324292
Nah, Chinks +1.5
>>69324298
:^)
>>69324323
Wait what? World number 2? Isn't she 1?
Marge on Williams/Williams to beat the girl who just got beat 6-2 6-0 and her partner. Free money right? Serena on fire.
chinks to win at 11.25?
>>69324342
Nah she was still @2.2 when Muguruza(2)went out. She's world number 1.
>>69324341
Nice one lid.
>>69324346
#on
>>69324334
Well played lid
>tfw I get 50€ for every bet my m8s do through my mybet affiliate link
Wall-Street This is just a joke. Dac here. What a pussies. Jumst emberesing
A minute ago - Like
What did he mean by this?
>>69324341
nice
No ones on Kerber?
>>69324424
I am. Need a 2-0
>tfw feel dirty betting on niggers vs cute slavs
>cashed out my schalke-schalke bet for a small profit
>Put it on chinks +1.5
Feels good man
NEED chinks to win
I like betting on qt slags, makes watching it more comfy
Holy fuck Schalke almost scored.
>>69324346
anyone else following this? seems like a good bet
>>69324451
Cash out and go large on no goals
>>69324424
On win with a serena double
Babos/Shvedova finish it off you fucking cunts.
>>69324479
on
also on Herbert/Mahut
Venus at 3.35 is a mainstream special and regardless of what TT has to say I'm going LARGE
>>69324497
going big, trusting TT
>>69322736
what did he mean by this?
>>69324519
pmsl. not gonna be very UAC because i fell for that meme
Babos finish it....
chinks PLEASE score
>>69324519
Was hoping that the thread could 404 and no one would notice
Reminder that the perfect football match ends 0-0.
>>69324586
I don't believe this semen slurping sport is for me.
>>69324586
Thanks for the tip hollandbro
Hope you put your sons trust funds on Babos/Shvedova
SO hyped for Venus
>>69324612
welcome, UAC
How do I turn on tipstertube notifications on my phone?
>>69324631
Download the app, enable notifications on your phone and through the settings in the app
NEED cukaricki to hold ffs
>>69324644
Cheers
>>69324615
*wifes son
UP A HUGE CUNT. LOL
thanks evergrande
>guangzhou draw
/bet/ was right again
>Venus odds shortening
p m s l
Who else is #ON?
cuckaricki AH0 @ 2.72???
kerber or venus lads?
>>69324705
dont make me nervous pls
Is Cuckaricki blue?
Need Venus to get broken first up for a large rebakc
YES. CANNOT STOP TOPPING UP
K E R B E R
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R
B
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>>69324705
Haha juve you always bring a smile to my face
Got a fiver on Venus @ 5 feelsgoodman
>people here weren't on Williams post the inevitable first break
fuck la
2nd game winner was @1.12 for Venus when she was up 40-0 hope you bankrolled it
>>69324812
Kerber def gonna win now.
>>69324812
Didn't get on first set at 4, fuck.
>>69324842
Reback after she gets broken again. this promises to be a meme game
VENUS VENUS VENUS OI
>>69324873
Yeah it was at 4 for 20 seconds but I wasn't quick enough again
>>69324900
I got on her to hold @6.5. Got too much faith in this woman
>the city of double faults
gonna have to take out a wonga if williams fails now. odds of 5 for set 1 too juicy
>>69324933
Got on then at 4.50, decent price for the circus that is womens tennis
/bet/ so bad these days. Going to post on r/soccerbetting for a while until /bet/ gets better. Bye x
KERBER
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Come on Angie. Need you to win this in 2 so Venus isn't tired for the doubles.
>>69324981
Cringe
just realised NYC DNB actually won @2.5
cheers Derfell
>>69324981
Good, fuck off. You literally contribute nothing.
Do people actually expect kerber to lose this?
Hopped on Venus @5 first set too. Please
V E N U S
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Jesus kerber
Kerber is playing shit and still edging it
Where was the market for break points
I really hope my wife's son likes dry rice
>>69325062
Might just be to back the returner to win next game when the other is serving
>>69325095
Yup. Back the returner.
PLEASE win this first set.
>cuck-aricki
Venus so SO bad pmsl
What a meme game. You are 185cm and cant hold serv.
Wow, cukaricki. Piece of shit.
>>69325105
Clockwork
>>69325108
>I liked the Ordabasdby handicap when they were down 3-1 and didnt stake
not shocked desu
got cucked by cuckaricki
>>69325003
That was a luckiest game ever despite NYC winning. It could have been about 3-3. I tipped NYC +0.5
Genuinely think I could beat Venus here lads, this is beyond shite.
>Venus to win set 1 was at 7
pmsl, rebacked
>trusting Georgian and Armenian teams to produce some goals
what was i thinking
>>69325185
Kerber 2-0 was THE bet
is the venus double game still safe? if venus is this shit...
it's @ 14. small top-up kek
>>69325192
Juve stop making me laugh I'm waking the neighbours wifes sons dog
Benus plz
got 30% of the roll tied up on this. starting to get v slightly concerned
>>69325216
Let's hope Serena gives her a good talking to
Or Serena just wins it all alone
betting on a literal gorilla to win a tennis match. o i am laffin
VENUS :D
>>69324631
>>69324656
Warning, it burns through your battery like nobodys business.
>>69324625
Ashamed I only put a fart on it. Bretty guud tip.
Unibet officially empty with Venus rebacks
>>69324981
Please don't come back.
>>69325337
will send you £15 if you upload a video of you singing the national anthem.
>>69325337
You watching the match? Rtennis looking dodgy.
Nice forehand you have there venus
Someone should tell Venus you're suppose to hit the ball over the net Pmsl
pmsl venus so SO bad.
>>69325211
praying for this
where is our boy euan?
PLEASE can someone put a fiver on Venus second set for me. Run out of money pmsl
>>69325444
Taking a break from betting because his modding job on /bet/ is causing him stress.
I'm on a 2-1 score @venus
Why are women so bad at holding serve?
NEED Venus to win at least a set
who /roulette/ here
>this is semi-final Grand Slam level tennis
Never seen 'top level' tennis this bad. pmsl
>they have given this nigger woman the name of a goddess
>got on stream
>instantly regret backing the tranny cunt
CAREBEAR
Gail Falkenberg could be Venus today kek
wanna die
>all of /bet/ is on some fucking mainstream tennis match
kill yourselves, all of you
>>69325602
beat**
going to carry around and show footage of this game at any feminist equality rally
>4.25 units profit in the last week
pmsl Euan such a character
>its another /bet/ decides to give a running commentary on how bad they think women in sports are episode
so SO dull
>euan has just posted on reddit
this ends well
>>69325643
Just leave.
>>69325643
Euan, go to Reddit.
>Cukaricki loses from 3-0 up
what happened dutch anon.......
tfw put a quid on kerber to win @1.4 lol
>>69325644
Where?
>>69325675
Tears, just tears.
>>69325656
>>69325673
SHOCK two of the biggest dullards here pipe up
>>69325685
good lad
trust Tennis Tipster
Venus' mom literally dying in the crowd, grasping for air
>>69325719
>implying there's only one Norfag
>implying there's only one toothpaste
Forgot your trip, Euan.
>>69325685
Me too. I learned my lesson with the Williams sisters already.
has everyone gone Large on the williams double? feeling v v v nervous after seeing venus' performance
>>69325798
>Didn't see Vesnina today
She's a nervous wreck right about now
VENUS WILLIAMS MORE LIKE VENUS WONTIAMS
One of my accas finally wins. Don't care if it's 2 legs.
Venus is playing so bad.
>>69325696
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/4rorkj
Champtions mentality kicking in for Venus vv good
More like anus browniams
>>69325855
kek what was the post?
>>69325798
Dont worry serena will transform into a golden great ape
>>69325775
>implying I can't identify posters
>implying anyone of either flag has contributed anything worthwhile in these threads in recent times
>implying I'm Euan
K
>>69325877
Love this.
No idea why anyone is on Venus. Kerber hasn't dropped a set and is playing great.
>>69325813
Isn't she a mattress actress?
>>69325901
How are you identifying posters based on a couple of words, Sherlock?
Toothpaste tipped the chingchong vs mannshaft match DC correctly a few hours ago, you daft cunt.
>you have been playing auto-roulette for 2 hours
hmmmmm
Got my pay yesterday. Just put it all on Venus/Serena doubles
>dackers
>>69326048
What was he on pmsl?
>>69325158
Not really, NYC are ALWAYS unpredictable with their playstyle so it's hard to see how many goals they will have. I tipped them winning due to them having the best AWAY performance in the entire MLS.
>>69326060
>>69326088
Kek
>Ching
>>69326088
pmsl that soccerway tier reasoning
>go to r/soccerbetting
>mugtippers backing france with page long blogscreed
i dont think they understand
WHEN I SAY D YOU SAY AC
D
>>69326088
>they have black players therefore they will win
really?
>>69326148
all up on the kerbs tbqh lid
KERBER KERBER KERBER KERBER KERBER KERBER KERBER KERBER
>>69326127
When is Derfell going to start charging £25 a month?
>>69326157
Think he's lost it after going to the Euros
Wimbly double comes in.
>>69326175
Seeing 00's everywhere. Fortunately I have the remaining % of my bankroll locked away on that doubles game. You HAVE to deliver.
>>69326088
>racism
KERBER
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P M S L
>>69326190
Derfel surreal. Only consistently +ve tipster
G'day friends.
I don't usually post on 4Chan (I have read bad things about it on the news). I was just wondering if "T4tw" is a good tipper. He made a post on r/soccerbetting so introduce himself and said he posted on /bet/ on /sp/ in the past. Any information you can tell me will be appreciated :)
>>69326348
Who?
>>69326348
Would love to test your chin.
>>69326018
What are you betting on hahaha
>>69326348
Hi pleased to meet you.
T4tW also known as Tips For the Weekend is a very profitable tipster round here, as well as on Tipstertube.
But you need to know that in order to get his tips, you must pay a monthly fee. Tis quite a small amount.
He is also a mod so I would advise against posting any ill will towards him.
We're a very friendly group so I think we should get along quite well.
Happy betting :)
Reminder that College Europa +0 is worth at least a marge
>won the first leg 2-0
>absolutely no reason why the other team should win this time
>it's the europe league qualifier so motivated teams
>>69326348
Juveguy > T4TW
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/2x59t6/serious_i_want_to_buy_a_premium_picks_service/coxqti7
What did he mean by this?
>>69326520
pmsl
>>69326540
>Been a member of cleverbets too and their last few picks have been awful/plain unlucky.
To be fair, a lot of people lost money today. But yeah, I'll be keeping my fingers crossed that their next run (both till £100 and £1000) is successful.
Jesus, when people are this stupid why not take advantage of them?
If bate and HJK deliver im close to even, SHAKING
>>69326600
This is why bookmakers are so successful
>>69326520
top tier analysis
ON
>>69326640
would you like to move to the UK mate?
>>69326651
Cost of living too high.
Rather move to some tax heaven 3rd world country.
>>69326600
Found this response to JWest's post more funny
"Tears" - looking through the handful of comments you've made on this throwaway account, most of them are that. I can only conclude that you're either a teenager, or an incredibly immature adult. Literally all you do is troll people - as such, go and troll somewhere else mate, you're just showing yourself up.
>>69326520
JUST WENT ONE UP
THANKS FOR THE TIP M8
College Europa 1-0
>>69326669
Stay where you are then.
Also small on Spartak to qualify @ 3.55
>>69326674
Can't stop laughing
>>69326694
>Stay where you are then.
Not a tax heaven
UAC
UAC
FUCK YEREVAN
Disallowed goal against College Europa
bTFooo yerevan
>>69326806
Kek
>>69326669
>implying gambling winnings are taxed here
>>69326825
based gordon brown
>>69326600
I personally take advantage of them by running a FB tipster page. I make 30% of their net losses every time they sign up with me, so I try to get them up to £800 and then lose so that they keep depositing and trying again.
I'm currently make about £800 a month though their losses alone
>>69326864
Post link
>>69326806
Mate Yerevan just scored again.
Why did you lie to me?
Have a smed on Pyunik SW.
Heat was definitely a factor in the away game desu
>>69326702
16% flat tax rate is not good enough?
>>69326962
it'll be okay
>>69326898
Search betting man on FB
>>69327000
From the match stats Yerevan are all over them.
I trusted you.
zz euan
>juveguy posting 81 times in a single thread now
so sick of this gimmick
>>69327028
They have to be all over them, or else it's no Europe League for them.
Big al commenting on my tip
Shaking so much
>>69327081
If only there was a way of filtering him....
>>69327010
this you? pmsl
>>69327107
>Wife went out with her friend Jamal. What a nice chap.
STOP STEALING MY STORY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>69327113
4chanX?
cant seem to get it to work
>>69327144
Love this gimmick.
>>69327138
That's the one mate, been copying how other tipsters type so the chavs don't realise I'm actually a guy who posts on a Vietnamese noddle eating site
>euan
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69327216
whats he on PMSL
>>69327228
its already lost lid
Bate dont do this to me
>1.29 units profit in last 7 days
in tears @ euan park
>>69327263
So Euan has been losing non-stop whilst Juve, Derfell and TT have been winning.
Now out of those 4, who charges?
>>69327263
half loss
>>69327209
v impressive if true. should add a donation link somewhere
>>69327365
trip on Euan
On Thunder Bay Chill +0.25 for a medium.
Tipped against them the other day because they had JUST played a game against Kokomo Mantis, within 24 hours of their match to Chicago. Yet they still managed a draw to Chicago. Today they are well rested and have a strong line up, so there's definitely value with backing them today.
>Loyalty bet
Why do people have to make up shit terms to justify their shitty -ev bets?
Either don't mention the bet or just say, "Hey there is no value here but I fancied a little punt. If you don't like it then suck a dick." Because if they do get their dick sucked by another man that would still be less gay than the term "loyalty bet"
>>69327393
Really badly written analysis here but who cares its winning
>>69327295
>betting on BATE away from home
please don't tell me you did this
>>69327393
Just missed it, worth getting on from 1 up?
>>69327411
over 2.5 is actually the bet
>>69327493
No, plenty of other bets today to get on.
>>69327488
>Betting on BATE at all
>>69327411
>that yield
>>69327488
>>69327568
You live and you learn
>>69327568
Considering that you'll get no value on them at home, you're correct.
>10 seconds too late for BATE
>>69327411
SUCH a character
>>69327589
I thought you had to play tennis with one of your gay fuckbuddies?
Atleast the equalizer is in
>>69327411
>he wasn't on the Derfell tip
Can we make it a rule to never bet on BATE? Never really value, and always seem to have a ridiculous line they don't cover
>>69327493
>reback culture
Is 188bet better than 365?
TorasAngel SO fit.
After 32 minutes over 2.5 comes sailing in at odds of 2.1.
>>69328026
No. Better than Unibet, worse than bet365.
big al SO shrewd
>>69328132
ask him to have sex with you.
inb4
>her
>>69328161
>games are 30 minutes long
Knew this Hass tip was too good to be true
On Spartaks Jurmula for a medium.
>>69328190
It's still winning?
Serena carrying.
>>69328214
Half winning, will lose. Trust me.
>>69328214
half winning
SERENA so so so fit
>>69328232
>Trust me.
Need to follow your TT
SMALL on Brock Lesnar by decision
If the next thread doesn't have Serena as the pic I'll be very very angry.
>>69328273
>decision
going for submission myself. don't think hunt will win either way.
RoPs looking an absolute shambles, smart money on Shamrock + handis here
YEREVAN 2-1
FUCK YOU YOU DUTCH FUCK
Got about 10 bets on these europa league games and pretty sure they're all going to lose
At least Pyunik Yereven and Thunder are winning
>>69328375
>unironically placing a bet on a tip because "they won 2-0 last time"
>>69328375
Rude.
>>69328408
Yeah because I always win with your "model". You fucking gypsy.
>it's a place bet too late episode
BATE coming through, now helsinki
>>69328436
I'm currently working on a model that will make /bet/ great again.
SHAMROCK 1111111111111111111
>pooan
STILL no goals in this Toras tip. Very unlike her
>>69328436
PLEASE have you soccerway reddit warrior. Literally go outside and get some fresh air and vitamin D, stop trying to "get rich quick" by putting greasy fivers on bets you took 30 seconds to research. You are dumb, stupid and dont understand VALUE.
Can't see many paying for Euan next month the way things are going
>>69328495
111111111111
>>69328483
>make /bet/ great again
Thought you were new here?
>>69328515
You forgot to tell me to have sex.
>>69328517
Agreed.
2/6 Derfell tips winning already when the game's started 21 minutes ago
We have our new king
>>69328521
I am. But I hear from everyone that /bet/ is ruining their lives. I'm here to change that. We'd still have to get rid of Juve though.
>Venus letting the side down again
>>69328517
It's easy to say in hindsight, but a fair few of these bets have genuinely been absolutely terrible bets. Think the pressure of going paid is getting to him
>not ONE mention of it.
PMSL, state of /bet/
Putting 20% of the roll on TorasAngel simply NOT enough
>>69328585
>making me look
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>69328584
The lucky 6/10 winner went to his head, his Europa bets have been awful.
THANKS FOR THE GREAT TIP ON DARIAN KING, TENNISTIPSTER!
>>69328560
still waiting for o2.5 in Fiorita
Why doesn't TD let me make transactions to betting sites? Online gambling, or gambling of any sort, isn't even illegal here in canada.
Im getting tired of having to buy mastercard giftcards from gas stations, paying a 5% rake on it. What's the best, least sketchy, and cleanest way to get around this? Preferably doable from my phone since I travel a lot
>>69328666
Can't tell if this is sarcasm. Did he lose?
>>69328755
HE'S DOWN 2-4.
>>69328560
The ones he posted yesterday? The odds for each bet was like under 1.5 lol. Can't tell if this is Derfell spamming over and over or if /bet/ genuinely has been trolled by Juve into thinking Derfell is a good tipster
DERFELL
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Bow down to the new king of /bet/
>>69328232
>you
tracksuit mafia boy better know
#BBK
Tennis Tipster, your thoughts on the Serena/Venus game atm?
got MONSTROUS amounts on levadia tallinn
>he didnt get on bate
IMAGINE discussing bets on Wimbledon while a WORLD fix just went by and NOT a single mention of it on /bet/.
Lads is Germany tonight THE bet? Qualification is a sure thing tbqh
>tfw got on Bate
Also Williams sisters was a good tip
>>69328967
only on from 5-0 zz
wimbledon been world last few days anyway, much better than footy
cant stop topping up on Andrea Leadsom
May backers probably the same who backed Remain pmsl
>>69328835
Been King for a while now, get with the times
>>69328882
Looking good
>>69328983
>only on from 5-0 zz
PMSL
>>69329005
What is it?
A lot of shrewd money on Bork to beat Hunt this weekend.
NEED HERBERT/MAHUT
>All these newfags taking the Albanian "fix" bait
Not that I'm saying it definitely wasn't but he has been btfo on calling fix several times before.
YES YES YES
>>69329048
Never in doubt
>>69329026
absolutely no reason why Brock wont win, no idea why he isnt a strong favourite
>tfw paying for euan's diabolical europa league """""tips"""""
>>69329015
Kairat. Not entirely sure it was fixed though
>people pay Euan when Hass & Romania are free
pmsl Euan literally STEALING a living
>>69329088
Cannot wait for someone to call him a littl rat. Will need caps when it happens.
>>69329106
Ah yeah, saw that.
>>69329128
One of my Europa League tips is looking dire too right now to be fair.
>>69329106
>open /bet/ to see it the best fix of the year was mentioned
>only mention was albania
>and you saying not entirely sure
Laughing a lot as I try to count my stakes. It is making it quite difficult desu
>>69329080
people seem to think hunt will knock brock out immediately. he'll miss, brock takes him down and gets a submission for the win.
50 a month for my services after Serena brings this in
>>69329128
Offering a refund to anyone who wants to unfollow me. Please feel free to message me on tt and I will have you money sent back to you asap :)
>>69329194
Herby/Mahut are going to win right?
>>69329167
t.redditor
>out for a run and missed a losing Hass tip
>also missed a winning Torasangel tip
Bittersweet.
Backing the Hass one now.
Too late for SJK?
>>69329167
Thanks for mentioning it, bud
>>69329216
Yes lad
5-0 on their previous game away
1-0 at HT when home
Yeh ok, this is fun. At least the other bets are coming in.
>>69329167
I caught it late so didn't see overs markets for most of it. Feel free to post your slips though and show me what I've missed out on ;^)
>>69329196
What did you tip?
o3.5 Breidablik is in
>>69329178
i dont think people realise how good of an athlete Brock is, he wasnt even 100% for most of his last UFC run, had diverticulitis
agree with you basically, dont know if it will be by submission though, probably TKO or just decision from him controlling Hunt on the ground the whole time
Dumb Amerifat here -- if I bet on Germany to qualify that means I win if they go through, right? Even if it's in extra time or PKs?
>>69329318
correct
if you bet on germany to win they have to do it the 90 minutes tho
>>69329289
agree lad. considering he only ever did amateur wrestling and then fake wrestling for most of his life, he's pretty goat. imagine if he had trained in other disciplines in his early life instead.
>>69329272
Few things. Nothing has even lost yet and will probably win. Only loser was Shirak -0.25 in ET @ 2.25 which half lost. I could have tipped the 0ah but I'm not a risk adverse child.
>>69329265
I dont need your validation pal
>>69329327
I already said I was dumb, gypsy, I don't need your condescending looks
>>69329333
thx
>>69329318
pmsl
>>69328796
>Over 2.5 on Jegava game = 1.9
>Over 3.5 on Zagreb game = 1.66
Over 2.5 on Aberdeen = 1.66
Over 3.5 on Brondby = 2.0
>Over 2.5 on Goteborg
Sorry mate, but I'm not Euan who drops his tip to big himself up. Jegava game has come in, Zagreb game is at 2-0 @ HT, Aberdeen is 0-0 at 25 so sweating, Brondby is 3-0 @ 31 mins and Goteborg kicks off at 7.
>>69329366
>I dont need your validation pal
Yes you fucking do, now post it bitch
>>69329318
on my hands and knees PRAYING they legalize online betting & poker for americans
>>69329366
Any reason you didn't post the fix to the people that pay for your tips?
>>69328796
Oh and NYC DNB was at 2.3 and won
>>69329318
Surely nibs
>>69329254
getting sweaty
>>69329415
This.
Euan such a fraud and a fud. So glad I didnt pay for his tips.
>>69329402
Strange post this.
>>69329415
I have always said I dont post fixes. Dont think I ever have.
Reminder that it's quite hard to make money off fixes long term unless you have bookie accounts
Reminder that it is easy to spot odds which indicate a fix
Reminder that Albania and Euan tend to only mention "fixes" AFTER the full time whistle, funny that
Don't nibble on their bait.
>>69329397
Aberdeen game will not have 3 goals. Was your tip based on the fact the first leg had 4 pmsl?
Is there any way to edit contact preferences in NetBet? Tired of receiving their texts and can't find anything on the website
>>69329463
you have to have sex and then ask livechat
>>69329441
Why don't you post fixes though, that's my point. Even if you say it's not entirely fixed just "strange market movements etc.." just seems a bit cunty tbqh
So... Germany or France?
>>69329453
>another people who thinks low odds = fix
Ross loves you
>>69329463
it is in your profile bit somewhere on your account I'm sure.
>>69328273
>>69328326
You two cunts are doubting Hunto?
>>69329463
Ask for Lux on livechat
>>69329455
If it wins, it'll be fun (you)ing you. If it doesn't, that'll still be 5/6 games winning. A lot better than you've managed sunny boy.
Aberdeen have also had over 2.5 goals in 4/5 last matches
Euan such a fraudulent little man.
They just named this guy as our national team manager. Is he any good?
>>69329441
It wasn't even fixed
>>69329453
Applauding this, used to spent a lot of time trying to make money off fixes, just not worth it. It's easy to shit up the thread at FT with "tears if you weren't on" but in reality it's v hard to make money on
>>69329463
Literally just got their text now pmsl
>>69329475
Because he's as bad as Albania for only talking about them once they have won.
>>69329490
>Aberdeen have also had over 2.5 goals in 4/5 last matches
SUCH a misleading statistic
>>69329510
Who the fuck's he?
>managed in turkey
he's probably shit
>>69329366
>I dont need your validation pal
That's the entire reason you're here, friend.
>>69329483
You've literally never posted a fix you've spotted on this thread and you're having a go at me? How about from now on you post every fix you're on (before full time) and we see how you do :)
Getting a kick out of Euan not being able to stay off here
>>69329475
If I have staked on bubblegum bookies, I dont want lots of people backing the same dodgy bet because that will increase chances of getting limited
If I staked on betfair, I dont want people lumping on and making it look like there is more money coming in than their really is.
If I have staked in asia, I dont want odds dropping with people lumping on, giving the illusion more big money wants on
Same reason I dont back fixes posted in PGA
>>69329524
Wait to you see the highlights pal
>>69329526
>>69329483
The preferences section has the most inane BS zz
Gonna resell the paper I get from NetBet leaflets to make a quid or two
>>69329552
Aberdeen have had over 2.5 goals in their games, this is for and against them. Total goals in the game, not goals they have scored.
Better? Also Zagreb just scored so 40 minutes for 1 more goal.
Wish I had the image of Albania posting a "fix" and getting btfo hard?
>>69329397
Need one more in Debrecen please
Matt Daniel such a fraudulent character
>>69329490
lid that is NOT how you price totals
totals are a function of discrepancy between overall team strength and between team attack and defense ratings.
the greater the discrepancy the higher the totals
looking at past results and seeing how many goals they scored doesn't mean shit if it doesn't account for these factors
Can't stop buying GBP lads
>Herbert/Mahut
>>69329510
he was about to become the new Germany national coach when they caught him doing coke (no joke).
>>69329490
>A lot better than you've managed sunny boy.
Not sure what you mean by this.
>>69329590
No I'm saying those games have no real relevance because of the circumstances they were played under and how the teams have lined up
>>69329622
Well I can't see him being worse than Iordanescu.
Rate my acca lads,hosts to win on every single one
>>69329616
Last one in my acca and the lowest odds, might drive down and snap their rackets if they fuck this up
>>69329647
Stake?
>>69329607
That's great and all, but your model has been wrong on over 50% of your under/overs bets. Let me know how your under 4 goals thing worked out for you.
>>69329640
Ok, then Aberdeen have had over 2.5 goals in their matches 4/5 when they've played international club friendlies.
>>69329626
It means, just like Euan, that you're a hypocrite. You're pointing out that I may have one loss in today's tips when you have lost matches as well.
>>69329622
>The press reported rumours that Daum engaged in cocaine-fuelled orgies with prostitutes. Daum threatened the press and gave hair samples to the authorities to convince everybody about his innocence. The samples showed that he was a cocaine user but he told the press that the hairs were not his.
LMAO
>>69329670
50 romanian lions
Zgreb goal brings that in and 1 goal in the Aberdeen game.
>>69329691
let me give you an example
barcelona and real are going to play
past matches they both crushed everyone by 3 goals difference
does that mean the game is going to have a ton of goals? no, because they are two very evenly matched teams the totals will be low
wasting my breath here, do whatever you want with your money
>>69329691
>international club friendlies
PMSL thats even worse reasoning. I've got a season ticket lad so I don't think you looking at soccerway for a minute means you know more than me
>>69329724
stop replying to him mate
some people dont have the intellectual capacity to understand value betting
>>69329579
You tip games on bubblegum sites, point doesn't apply
Don't see your point for the second two, once you're on what difference does it make for a snowball effect?
>>69329691
I'm pointing out the flaws in the reasoning behind your tip. Aberdeen won the first leg by 3 goals, they can just park the bus here. Which they definitely will do since they've conceded now.
>>69329595
There's been loads tbf
euan such an odd boy
was definitely bullied in year 5
Understand Derfel's tip might not be fuelled by as much logic as some of your own but his luck levels are higher than the entirety of /bet/'s combined, even if the modulus of mine was taken.
>>69329474
Did have to ask live chat. V v weird system
>>69329786
You're talking big sense here pal, Euan is just a selfish cunt at the end of the day. Terrible from him to charge people for tips and yet not post fixes... Even after he's got on. v.v strange individual.
>>69329595
Which of the /many/ times? :^)
>>69329724
Which is why you look at H2H statistics as well. You also look at who's playing on each team, whether they are playing at home or away.
If however you're looking at club friendlies though, you ca hazard a guess at how many goals there will be by looking at previous games against other clubs as well as how each team is in their own league.
>>69329774
I actually think I finally understand what "muh value" means. It means you don't have to win the bet, you just need to lose money to have value. When I win bets it's lucky, when I lose bets it's because I'm a retard or don't understand value.
When Hass/Euan/Romania win bets it's because they're geniuses unparalleled, but when they lose (which they do, often) it's unlucky and better luck next time.
Jesus, I bet you're the type that follows FB tipsters and when they lose big you comment "Still with you badman, ignore the haters with you for another".
Keep on harping on about your value and whatnot mate, you can always choose to just ignore my bets!
>>69329827
Is £5 all it takes to buy your loyalty?
>>69329878
begging you to speak to a female
>>69329890
>thinking Juveguy has any loyalty at all
>>69329900
Well, I just spoke to my mum on the phone...
>>69329890
Does help desu
>>69329878
SURELY satire.
>>69329878
>this wall of text
wtf, I hate Derfell now
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689639
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689639
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689639
v v important
need BT and J west back like air
need goals sosososososo badly
>>69329929
Euan, honest to god question. How does it feel knowing that my yield/profit from one bet is more than yours in a week?
>>69329929
Were you on the fix?
>>69329961
NEED Cuck West back tbqh. Also BT.
>>69329878
PLEASE trip up so I don't have to be subjected to your cluelessness. I don't care if you want to spout it but I get fed up with seeing you say this shit and the 15+ replying posts you get.
They aren't wrong but frankly I'm happy to let you go along and do what you want because hey its your money and if you win then good for you, makes no difference to me but please don't subject me to your terrible and incorrect thoughts, allow me the option to filter you.
>>69329878
>Jesus, I bet you're the type that follows FB tipsters and when they lose big you comment "Still with you badman, ignore the haters with you for another".
kek'd, good post
>>69329968
kek
Euan BTFO
whats the euro /bet/ tonight?
>>69329943
Anything aside from a desktop setup is -ve
>>69329985
>literally repeating the same sentiment in a different word order
v v good contribution m8
Hold on, France are bookies favourites to win tonight? Lads, Germany is THE bet.
Think Serena would've beaten these two without Venus.
herbert/mahut spaghetti on the court
>>69330045
Addict
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>>69329985
Remember when you tried tipping fixes before they had won and got hugely shown up? p m s l
>>69330061
>missing 3 of their key players
>germany is the bet
Ok mate!
not mine, but you should look into horses, juve.
lads anyone know how to close a dialog box, when I click the X nothing fucking happens, customer support doesn't know what the problem is either lmao
Begging for Spartaks Jūrmala and RoPS Rovaniemen goals
>>69330038
Draw at 90.
>>69330045
What about laptop with additional monitors ?
>>69330104
Not happening
>>69330083
>Schweinsteiger replaces khedira
>Howedes replaces hummels
Gomez is the only real loss here, and besides, what have France achieved so far? Up until the iceland game they looked positively mediocre, and even then they conceded 2.
>>69330061
looking shaky at the back tbqh just worried about france bottling it on the big occasion and going past 90mins
>>69330083
>this hasn't been factored into prices
>>69329943
Tried doing stuff on a laptop, never again. Need at least 3 screens to keep all the information I need together.
>>69330133
sounds very much like a desktop setup to me lad
>>69330087
Someone teach me how to do this.
>>69330156
I've got a laptop with two 24" inch screens, works v v well and can take my laptop and use it in living room too
Can't believe this Fola Esch price. Aberdeen have been beyond dire
>>69330196
>Be a mug
>Get lucky
>>69330196
you can only teach yourself by doing research.
>>69330196
>someone teach me how to get lucky betting on horse favourites
ebin
>>69330184
Not a desktop computer though is it ??
>>69330251
>favourites
not at those prices. to get 5 horses up takes some degree of luck yeah but he must have put some research into those picks
>>69330251
they weren't the favourites. you can make okay money by laying the favourites fám.
aberdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
>>69330246
horses no longer profitable, as we can see by flatanons quote unquote form last couple of months
>>69330087
Why didn't Flatanon tip this?
Forgot to get onto Derfel's tips today. How's he doing?
>>69330304
because he is like you
(a fraud)
>>69330314
I guess you could say, Dey've failed pmsl pmsl
>>69330148
Germany to qualify is EVS lad
>flatanon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69330302
that's not strictly true.
>>69330304
maybe he keeps personal bets to himself - i don't know. tweet him?
>>69330340
Don't get the rivalry. rate you BOTH.
>>69330211
Price went from 1.9 to 1.66 within minutes of posting. 365 mole BetaKnight warns us about is lurking watch out boys
>>69330314
Posted 7 tips, 3 of them have won, 3 in-play and 1 not started.
NYC DNB won.
Jelgava over 2.5 won.
Brondby over 3.5 just won.
>>69330355
What was his tip?
>>69330304
kek
>>69330378
>NYC DNB won.
Got on this, actually. Impressive.
Day ruined by these fingols
>>69330381
He was on Wales DNB
>>69329968
I am elated because I know it is impossible for you to profit forever and I would be willing to lay all your bets if you wished. And if not, please use a trip at all times.
>>69329985
Of course. They looked as thought they had completely forgot defending 101.
>>69330314
Llandudno O2.5 starting soon
COME ON SERENA
>>69330425
#ON
>777
>not a SINGLE mention of the LARGE stake in-play right NOW.
PMSL, hope Serena wins today liddos :)
ANOTHER day of wageslaving in the books.
Getting on >>69330425 because I hate value but love winners
>>69328792
Would like a word
>>69330526
Why don't you give a dog a bone and try overcome that VERY negative yield I have following your tips lad?
>>69330526
She will.
Scratching my eyeballs. They were suppose to at least manage a draw, not lose, not like this. Wife left a bottle of bleach in the kitchen, told me I was to scrub the bathroom floor while she goes out for her Tight Tums and Thighs fitness class. I have other ideas.
I will myself to leave my station from where I conduct my betting, or as the wife call's it, the shed, and make my way to the kitchen, walking past all our framed photos of our family and Jamal, the wife's instructor, brings me no joy this time.
I grab the bottle of bleach and bring it to my lips, my Holy Grail, and drink, drink, drink so that I can escape this reality
SERENA WILLIAMS TAKE A BOW YOU FUCKING SLAG
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689910
simple show of hands (pmsl)
>>69330571
HIGHLY doubt anyone has a negative yield following my tips, long term at least.
I will give you a hint though, it is on second half and changes happened at the break.
>>69330630
There's no option for a yield of 6% in 1 week!
FUCK turns out I accidentally O3.5 on the llandudno game
it will be fine....
>>69330635
Why don't you just post it or are you trying to catch a boat to italy?
>>69330635
Lost too much on your basketball """""LARGES""""" lid
>>69330630
>64% of /bet/ is clueless
bet Euan picked yield pmsl
>>69330743
I am in profit in my BB on basketball.
>>69330727
Lines are gone now anyway.
maybe next time :)
>>69330752
Betting isn't about earning money mate, it's about value. We're not betting with actual money here, we're betting with plastic coins.
>>69330752
I picked value, of course.
>>69330776
Value is just a concept. Profit and yield are physical manifestations of accurate value.
Then profit is superior to yield as you cant buy a kebab with yield.
>>69330776
Literally can't buy a car with it
>>69330845
>buying a car
Sounds -ev
>>69330808
>>69330845
>implying i bet solely so to buy materialistic goods and not from the mental nirvanas i transcend into from out-thinking the bookies
>>69330845
Just picked up a chicken mayo for VALUE
>>69330776
Hello? Mr Landlord? I can't actually pay you as I don't have any physical money; but I've got a high yield on TT and my bets are value.
>>69330870
Is -ev tbf literally no reason to own a car in 2016 or live outside a city.
>>69330808
>mfw reading a sensible post on /bet/
Up so so much. Thank you Williams family.
>>69330934
Still DAC from Venus in the morning
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>>69330961
>betting against Kerb-stomp
deserve it
>>69330911
Hello? Mr Landlord? I will have the money with you right away as I have built up a substantial bankroll by betting on value bets and therefore winning long term and amassed lots of profit
>>69330692
tfw me too
>>69330874
>Implying you EVER out think the bookies
The only thing your tips are good for is doing the opposite
Tiny on Kontinen/Watson
Germany - France U/O2.5? ¿? ¿? ¿?
>>69330874
Juve who are you laying for Fr-Ger? I need to know so I can do the opposite
Values are only an important trait in a wife.
>>69331092
Back both. Free money
815 replies. New thread and Serena please.
>>69331104
Had a browse around, no value in the game
>>69330989
Nearly made an identical post but they are clearly trolls or morons if that concept is too difficult for them. Just wouldn't reply if I was you.
HERBERT MAHUT
>>69331133
Naaaaaaaaaaah
>Successful independent sports trader for a number of years.
>>69331192
YES
>>69331194
>>69331194
>>69331194
N E W T H R E A D
