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Come on Murray/Soares!!!!!!!!!
HANNOVER GOALS
pmsl at judy watching jamie over andy
>>69292140
Does anyone have a stream for this? Expecting Derfel to deliver again
>>69292155
jamie such a qt desu
111111
>Pound plummeting to new low
Can't stop topping up and buying GBP
>>69292183
Such a lad. Frenchies such retards leaving that ball.
Has Andy got something in his eye?
>>69292210
Good boy points?
NEED Hearts and Minsk to score one more each
>>69292210
but how do you buy GBP with GBP????
>>69292279
Go to the bank, ask them that you want GBP and then they gve them to you. How do you not know this? I thought you were shrewd.
>>69292279
I just go into my local pound shop
Every time Jamie Murray serves my heart is in pieces
>>69292328
Good post
>>69292279
obtain fivers
>>69292210
Same lad, thinking what commodity to buy next. Made a shit ton on platinum and palladium.
>>69292279
>euan doesn't have an accountant
Hope you're paying tax on your new earnings, would be a shame if HMRC popped round asking about how much tax you're paying wouldn't it :^)
tempted by a brock lesnar win on saturday by ko, tko, dq or submission (likely) @ 2.87. i don't think hunt will knock him out t b h.
>>69292375
SO slimy
>>69292279
Do laundry and wash the dishes. Then ask mommy to use GBP to buy GBP.
Lads. What's a good delivery service? If I want something like nandos delivered?
Hannover so dire.
>>69292391
sunday even.
This is the game Ronaldo comes alive ends 3-0 with a Ronaldo Brace
Thoughts on adding professional gambler to my tinder bio?
>>69292401
deliveroo, uber if you're central
>>69292402
Got a stream lad?
HELLO TATRAN WHERE ARE THE GOALS
>>69292426
THIS is the game I go large on Portugal SW
>>69292402
Sweating for overs
>>69292279
Go to the bank you fucking moron.
Don't let me down Hannover
>>69292447
>infinity goes large on the "taster" tip Hass gives him
>never returns
>>69292375
Would love them to pop round just to clear things up since my taxes of £0 is all in order :)
>>69292460
but then I would end up with the same amount I gave them, just in different notes/coins ?????
Glad I only went small on tatran
>he wasnt on hearts overs
Just bet 5€ on Portugal and both to Score plus Germany and 3+ goals, how fucked am I?
>>69292437
Nah. They've played Wunstorf before though. Think last time they barely beat them.
Cash out my derfell acca for a small profit?
Germany cunt told us to get on over 3.5 fh after I missed first two goals.
No goals yet.
>>69292488
>go to the bank
>tell them you would like to buy GBP
>they will ask how much you want
>tell them
>pay for it
>you now have GBP
>someone in pga tipped infonet +0.5 med/large
kek
K E K
pmsl Tatran
>>69292504
>5 Euros
>how fucked am I
Even shitskin refugee scum get more money per minute in your country than that.
>>69292514
Yep, 2:1 last year
>>69292523
matthew daniel is the biggest fraud going. absolute ponce too.
>>69292535
Yeah I'm not asking about the amount asking about the outcome, also i am earning 18/hour while writing this on my holiday Job
>>69292553
Tell him then, stop bitching about people in PGA on here you little virgin.
>>69292547
Hannover also went through 4 different coaches last year and have already beaten 2 other Amateur league team 10-1 and 10-0
>>69292519
I tipped o1.5, the o3.5 I just said it's worth a shot
>>69292567
>18/hour
pmsl.
My company chargers clients £450 an hour for my work and I've only been here 3 years and just qualified. Not saying I see all of that, but still, get a better career.
>>69292572
I have told him, more than once.
22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
HANNOVER
>>69292518
If there aren't 3 goals by HT, cash out if you NEEd the small profit. Also do you have the Huddersfield game in that acca? Bit worried about 2.5 now
>>69292603
Didnt know you could be qualified and work as a professional dickhead pmsl
>>69292652
Just because you do it for free lad.
>>69292603
all that money and you stil cant get laid??
>>69292652
>Euan calling other people dickheads
>>69292603
What work lad?
>>69292603
My company made 500m last year. Not saying I see all of that, but still..
Euan, do you have to pay Big_Al a percentage of your earnings from paid subs?
Went to the bank to buy GBP earlier lads
>walk into natwest and wait in the queue for half an hour, while an old lady counts money in her purse
>finally get to the till after what seems like forever, phone buzzes to tell me that my over 9.5 on Women's Singaporean football hasn't won despite them putting away 10 last week while playing away
>cute cashier, asks how can she help me
>mumble but she can't hear me through the glass screen, smiles politely while I dig into my pockets and pull out a crumpled fiver
>"I-I'd like to buy GBP p-please."
>hand it over to her underneath the glass, she picks it up with two fingers and keeps it far away from her
>looks confused, pretends to count money out for me and hands back the same fiver
>I know it's the same fiver because of the blood stains from when I had a nosebleed I had while losing large on a Mathworks tip
>"Here you go Sir, five GBP."
>mumble again and walk away, stuffing the fiver back into my pocket
>pick up the wife's son from the waiting area, he demands I take him to KFC
>spend my newly acquired GBP on chicken strips that are cold when they arrive
Thanks, lids
Don't know what happened here desu, 2-0 up and then they just blew it away. I'm sorry :(
>>69292640
Yeah I had them all as singles and then a little meme acca, Hudders should do it usually a high scoring team in the champ
D E R F E L
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>>69292603
>£450 an hour
:/
>>69292711
I'm only iffy as I tipped it due to Huddersfield being a championship against a conference team. 1.5 should come in, but haven't done any research on them. Got a small acca of £50 on all 5 of my tips so hopefully it comes in
>>69292701
you got ripped off mate, you should have asked for some actual GBP
PLEEEEEEEase score one more this half Hannover, you're going to park the bus next half; I know it.
>It's another episode of "Schalke score 5 goals and then go to sleep the next half" this time with German subtitles.
My company pays me 10k per hour...
too bad I work 0 hours LOL!
SOARES YOU CUNT
>>69292700
No. Big_al built the site >for free
>>69292701
>he got back a £5 note instead of 5 £1 coins
ROOKIE error. The coins individually will gain more when the price rises that just one fiver
>>69292774
he's so tez
>>69292789
How does he make money off it, or at least cover the costs? There are no ads and he's giving away 1000 Euros
>he works for someone
>he hasnt bought or founded a company with his winnings yet
pathetic tbqh.
>>69292817
He gets all the high quality, paid tipsters for free. That's his gambit
>>69292817
He's a profitable tipster, fraud
>Murray getting blown up
Down so so insane
>>69292817
The same way all free tipsters make their money
on my knees for Romanian tips
>>69292817
Please dont do that. There are affiliate links on the site. Not sure how much he gets from them tho
>>69292817
TT doesn't have ads because ads aren't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars. And that's where his company is headed, a billion dollar valuation. Why would he put ads on now? It's like throwing the coolest party on campus and shutting it down early.
Raining goals now
>>69292929
How would you monetise TT?
>>69292914
Also he gets to see all the paid tipsters tips for free.
>>69292743
I cant see o2.5 not coming in like
Need 2 more goals, I hope Hannover don't park the bus or at least let one slip through so that they have to retaliate.
Don't know what I'd do if this loses, the wife's son is home from school as he got caught shagging one of his fellow class mates. Not going to lie that I'm a tad jealous, I haven't been intimate with the wife for about 8 months now. She's been telling me that she's saving herself for when she's completed her weight loss. I find her beautiful regardless, but it's great that Jamal is really working her hard as she's dropping the pounds quickly. She must be very dedicated as she spent the night over at Jamal's last night due to wanting to wake up early for that session.
Joke's on him though, I didn't have to pay him for that and he let her sleep over for free. Wife's son just barged in and asked for a fiver for fags, he's only 13 but I'm glad that he's taken up smoking now instead of later on in life; hopefully he'll quit after a bit.
What's the bet for the Lincoln game?
>>69293035
Avoid it, Estonians only won 2-1 whilst playing at home; probably do the same of 1-1 when playing away
>>69293035
tiny on Lincoln TQ because if they do it will pay for my ticket to the game for the /bet/ meet up
>>69293035
Flora -0.75
>Germany shorter to win the tournament than France
>France shorter to make the final than Germany
?
>>69292504
>5€
du bist ein waschlappen uezs
Murray knows I've got my life on 3-0. So intense.
>>69293068
You getting on the bus down?
>murray celebrating as if he's won Wimbledon
pmsl, scots SUCH characters
M U R R A Y
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOW
MURRAY WHAT A POINT
Ivan Lendl just not impressed. What a man.
>>69293138
I'm not going to Gib to watch them play Celtic when I stay in Glasgow
actually up today, cannae believe it laddies
>>69293193
>>69293194
Breathing very very heavily
Such a tez day. Need some Weiner goals
>>69293034
never tire of this meme, also need 2
>>69293197
i was talking about Luxembourg so we can see Uni in full kit.
All the lids are getting on the banter bus, Juve, hass, TT
NEEd one more infonet goal
>>69293034
Love this.
https://streamable.com/gn4x
Federer magic^
>>69293283
a-and m-me
OK Juve's £5 to £500 bet 2
Infonet game, over 6.5
£7.50 ==> £11.25
Get #ON
Eid Mubarak to all the muzzies on /bet/
>>69293310
shh lid, the shrewdies are talking
>>69293337
#ON
I've put $30 on Wales lads, don't let me down
Fuck. Wanted to tell you all Murray is going to break but he did it too quickly.
>>69293423
Glad you're around.
missing: tsonga's head
>>69293405
o-ok
>>69293475
Need it to appear sometime after the match.
Should've believed in TT.
Federer & Murray 3-0 double's gonna come flying in
NEED anderlecht goal
>Hannover parking the bus
how many goals in the portugal-wales game lads?
Come on Muzza. Should have got on a handi. Tsonga looking so so dire.
Minoxidil so +ev
>ctrl+f
>dainava
>no results
RIP /bet/
Getting worried about my £7.50 LARGE on infonet :/
>>69293508
Don't blame ya lid. Had some catastrophes.
If anywhere is taking bets on Berbatov to derby, do it, being announced tomorrow from a reliable source i know in the club
>>69293703
im still waiting for notts county to go into administration mate
>>69293654
pmsl i also done this lid, sad sad times.
>241 dangerous attacks
Can you fucks just score please!
on portsmouth HUGE
>Hannover not scoring
>Infonet game no one's scoring
zzzzz
THANK YOU! Now Hannover, show them what happens when you concede.
>>69293778
>>Hannover not scoring
wew
lads..
>>69293758
Against Bohemians? Portsmouth are dire mate.
>>69293803
Cash out l
NEED HEARTS GOAL
What groups should I join when the student loan comes in lads?
Couldn't get on Hass' tip, was suspended AGAIN. Might have gotten the notification a bit late though.
>>69293833
bomber's corner tips
>>69293803
DON'T cash out Hannover got another in the bag
>>69293758
was too slow fuck
>>69293818
>(You)
Murray into the final is basically a lock now. Should batter Berdych. Need Serena to stop being a bitch and win this.
>>69293833
Fiver a month for TennisTipsters group of betting associates
How do bookies know what is going on in matches? I can't find a stream for the Hannover game but Unibet seem to know what exactly is happening.
>arp posting tips again
wew
Literally blowing my load all over these Romanian tips.
>>69293900
refball
>>69293833
UAV tipping group
>>69293852
Got on at half time @1.75
>>69293929
???
>7 minutes added time in the infonets game
pmsl rebacking hard
>>69293900
they have sex, like you need to
15 minutes left in Hannover game, sweating a bit now.
NEED anderlecht FH goal
>>69294008
>wasn't on Derfel's recommended over 3.5
my wife got me 5000 GBP for my birthday, holy shit.
gonna be UAC in 6 months time
>>69294024
>was on juves o6.5
>>69292091
Nadal always did have that manchild vibe about him...
>>69294024
I am him, I bet over 4.5 as that's all Unibet was offering.
>>69292463
Still gonna be up, but sweating regardless.
Cucked by infonet
ARP surreal
>>69294054
He grew up too early. Seemed like he was a man at 18.
wish i put more on this lads
>>69294064
Wait is that your slip?
>>69294107
Yup, still up from today's and last nights bets but need that last goal.
>>69294101
dat
>Anderlecht
FFS
>>69294026
Did she buy it in a bank?
PMSL losing 2 bets within 5 seconds, nice, nice.
HUP so much from FEDEGOAT.
UNREAL
Wait. Did Van der Linden win? Is the acca still alive?
>>69294154
literally who are oud
>>69294157
i assume so, not asked her though
>mathworks
>not getting your GBP for 5% cheaper from a street dealer
pmsl
Accidentally did a large on O2.5 Sligo and it's actually coming in
>>69294133
Thought you had a roll of £200 then blew most of it on 1 bet after we slagged you for penny punting?
>>69294209
I think SC were missing players or at least got the GK sent off with no one to replace at 64. Anyone got teamsheets?
>>69294209
Ignored memeworks and went on overs that game. HUP
>>69294266
I did have a roll of £200, made a shit ton over the past few days.
fuck off murray
Reback Murray 3-0?
>anderlecht
Ah fuck, still 3/4 bets is alright
>>69293803
glad i cashed out when i did tbqhf
SO many muzzies in Manch city centre right now tbqh
>>69294322
Ahh good to see you've worked out how to >inspect element then lid
>>69294386
LOVE this meme lid
Daily reminder profit > yield.
MURRAY REBACK NOW
>>69294386
Whatever you say kiddo
>>69294403
Literally cannot buy a car with yield
>>69294376
just paid £5.45 for a pint in vic station
Small on Murray 3-0
Been betting like crazy today. Think I've lost over half my roll. Do not have it in me to check. PMSL
>>69294412
Post off your phone then
>>69294376
>Manch
W I E N E R
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>>69294376
Manchesters full of them lad, remember being one of the only whites in an asda there
Is o1.5 THE wales bet @2.60
>yfw the Wales game is on ITV
>Reback culture
pmsl
>>69294489
gonna guess Hulme
also come on murray lad 3-0 pls
So a 1% yield with 1000 units profit is better than a 50% yield with 200 units profit?
>>69294497
Where are those odds? Do you mean Wales u1.5?
>>69294498
SO bad. Gonna have to use an acestream
>>69294386
If that's what you want to believe mate so be it, no way I can prove otherwise as you'll just claim "hurr inspect element". Point still stands that so far, my tips have been winning.
All my MLs tips have won, my tip for Dundalk shamed it in yesterday, my Labern tip smashed it in and 3/4 tips today have won.
>>69294498
>no robbie savage
:(
>>69294546
got any more la
>>69294479
>>69293946
C-can I unvoid the tip pls
>>69294209
What did he tip? His model wont work with teams that have huge rotations due to being B/feeder/farm teams
>>69294433
Just went to Lidl and tried to buy some chicken kievs but apparently they dont accept my 32% yeild
Not sure how long it has been since BV switched to their current in-play thing but I just tried to use it for the first time and it is fucking AIDS.
TT, should I go for a 3-1 ?
>>69294525
I don't know, you tell me carol vorderman
>>69294530
what is there not to understand?
>>69294567
I took the -2 weiner instead of o4.5 after the long suspend.
both won regardless, mark as a win.
>>69294572
>yeild
>>69294564
>GUISELEY V HUDDERSFIELD
> Over 2.5 goals @ 1.57
Not amazing odds and not really 100% on it, more like 50% sure. Will try to find some more for tomorrow's matches.
Sorry for anyone that only bet on the Hannover game.
>>69294546
>All my MLs tips have won
No they haven't. Remember you tipping the other day and promised to never post again if it lost, which it did.
For you newfags his tipstertube profile is Derfell. His stats say it all.
>>69294546
You cant inspect element off a phone. There has been more losing slips posted than winning ones
MURRAY SO SO GOOD
SMASHING 3-0 SO SO MUCH
MURRRAYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>69294600
Seeing ~1.5 tbqh
>no pepe
wales win
>>69294614
Wasn't it Derfell who tipped the Irish overs last night?
UAFC on that game lid.
>>69294572
SC +1.25
>rebacked at 3-0
ffs desu senpai
What are /bet/'s bets on Wales - Poortugal. Tempted by an under.
I put the change from my B36 winnings on both semis to go to a penalty shootout. This is a winning bet.
>>69294694
have sex lad
>>69294672
He had it doubled up with overs in the Galaxy game which finished 2-0
>>69294672
>One tip wins
>The tipper has a clue about gambling
pick one, and put your trip back on.
>>69294694
Wales FH +0.25
BTTS
o1.5
SMALL on Wales to qualify
>>69294567
I got on 4.5 just before the goal
wales - portugal
btts @11/10 - bit obvious at this stage, wales have scored in every game this tourny, portugal have 4/5 games
highly unlikely portugal will win in 90mins but wales have a chance if they play well
no game has been won during extra time so 5/10 stakes on portugal to win on penalties at 8/1 and wales too at 9/1
wales o3.5 corners should be a sure bet, especially with portugals defence
Euan what is up with this tip lid, they are getting dicked tbqh
>>69294614
>Remember you tipping the other day and promised to never post again if it lost
Thank god for archives right?
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69036723/#69037842
I tipped over 2.5 and would you look at that, game ended 2-1.
In total I've tipped about 15 games so far in here and including the Hannover game just now 3 of them have lost.
My TT isn't great as I got a bit silly and started tippnig all sorts of games, but for MLS games I'm at 133% Yield and 333.5 profit.
My TT is shite due to the Euros and Aregentina not winning, hence why I stopped tipping there and started tipping here.
Don't like it? Don't follow my tips.
>>69294750
>>69294601
Cheers lads, sorry about Tatran, seemed like a good bet on paper, but it went tits up
>>69294779
this v concerned
>>69294780
ignore the haters man, post more
>>69294733
He's won me the last 4 or 5 tips he's predicted. Stop trying to shoot down the k i n g
>>69294779
whats he on?
>>69294780
Been defending you HARD throughout. Was your only backer at one point. Think this effort's worth a fiver desu
Andy break his serve PLEASE
>>69294820
Pay him a tenner and you'll find out.
Although the state of this bet, probably better if you don't.
>>69294820
Lincoln Red Imps
>>69294780
IMPLORING you to use your trip every time you post so my filter works and I dont need to read your utter shite
>Murray
>Murray
>>69294780
You samefagging over and over as anon is what I don't like you cunt.
That's not the game I was talking about either dullard. It was Chicago.
>>69294809
No, people who work hard on their tips like Euan and inplay2g never get the recognition nor respect they deserve, while utter morons who get lucky on tips (based on wrong info btw, see the Dundalk tip based on a 10-0 game that never happened) are now hailed as shrewd. This is why I no longer post tips here and stick to PGA, at least there is an actual fcommunity where idiots and pseudos are shot down, not celebrated like here.
>>69294846
IMPLORING you to have sex
>>69294780
Keep posting. You have been better than Romania.
>>69294842
Why would I do that when I can follow Derfell for free?
TSONGAAAAAA
>Murray
There goes my Federer money. Fucking Scotland cunt.
fucks sake DOWN AGAIN
>>69294846
Euan lid >>69294779 ????
>>69294846
>Euan never gets the recognition nor respect he deserves
PMSL. stopped reading there
How is Flora +0.75 not a special stake??
>>69294846
This desu, feel free to post what you want but at least have the decency to allow me to filter your bullshit
>>69294885
>people who work hard on their tips
>PGA
Kek, you just went full retard lid, that's the biggest meme community of all, even worse than /bet/ tbqh
ffs tennis tipster
>>69294904
This, Derfell is free and regularly DELIVERS. Was contemplating signing up to T4TW Towers but when you have free tipsters like Derfell who find value and HUGE misprices by the bookies, why pay for tips?
I want a smed on O2 goals in the Lincoln Red Imps game @ evens.
>>69294933
What do you want me to say?
>>69294780
tipping o2.5 in mls isn't exactly rocket science
>>69294885
You mean my first every tip? Chicgao vs Philli? Where I tipped over 4.5 and it ended 4-3?
Once again, thank god for archives
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/%21JqIvhYE9Q6/
Only ever stated once that I'd leave if the bet didn't win and that was the Lincoln game.
Keep trying mate
>>69294955
I don't really care about whether he uses a fancy model, charges for tips or researches on soccerway.
His tips regularly win, everyone gets on his back when he tips a loss but it happens to everyone.
>>69294780
t looking through the thread and you see
>Need 2 more Flora goals like air, I've bet almost 20 entire pounds on this game
Then next its
>My bank roll is currently £200 a week, I'm so sure that I've put most of it on the game.
On a MLS double and it lost
NEED you to keep your trip on at ALL times because we can tell when you shitpost as anon
Who is this Derfell guy?
He has -1% yield on TT?
>>69294983
I want you to say that it WILL win pal that their lack of subs will make them TIRE etc... ffs
NEED A KANGS GOAL
Fuck sake Salzberg
>>69295017
He posts all his best tips on here lid unlike someone else
>>69295029
we wuz kangs.
:^)
>>69295044
but why? so he cant have an actual record of them?
>>69295026
They might win. Both teams have a full bench :)
>This Nirvana cover
Ears BLEEDING lads
>>69295004
Exactly.
>>69294994
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz if it's that easy then why aren't you UAC instead of seething on an Icelandic tipping forum?
why?
>>69295091
very much UAC
BTTS in both semis a good bet? 4.5
>>69295076
Meh, if that's the case, they probably won't. They are getting fucking battered lid
>>69295053
AYO
>SMACKS LIPS
lads.... had a.... vision... Williams to score a header...
Literally never got on a Derfell tip but he seems like a good lad
Stupid name though
>>69295149
zzz how typical such a bad bet tbqh
got cunts making 20g a year matched betting whilst i'm sweating players holding their serve in tennis ffs fuck this
>>69295156
>WE BUILD DEM PYRAMIDS
>>69295175
>good lad
He's a complete and utter fucktard regardless of how good his tipping is
>>69295212
>things that never happened
Reminder without verified proof from an independent source you are NOT shrewd.
>>69295222
dont get why you are getting so mad, don't follow his tips if you don't like it you retard
>>69294994
Never said it was, nor have I ever claimed to be shrewd or anything like it. I find games that will hopefully have lots of goals, bet on them and then post them here.
>>69295012
>almost 20 entire pounds
Perhaps I should have used a sarcasm sign here, thought it was quite obvious after people were ribbing me for being a penny punter
First game won and second game lost, you act as if every tipster here hasn't lost games mate. I'm still up mountains and so are others hopefully if they've followed the tips I've posted here. If you don't like my tips or me, then simply don't reply to my posts; it's not that difficult.
Heading to nandos to pick up a full chicken. Cba anymore. Rebacked that jew so so much. Not sure when I'll be back.
>>69295247
This, anyone claiming to be shrewd must have at least two guarantors and a signed statement from a solicitor
Over 1.5 Portugal cards @ 1.61?
>>69295222
What makes you say that?
>>69295242
what?
zzzzzzzzzz Hass kills yet another community. Blacks and browns truly do ruin everything.
>>69295284
>no Pepe
onto more pressing matters, who will win big brother this year?
Reminder you can't profit on tennis
Why does Bayol look fucking wired all the time lads?
>>69295360
So so true.
on Anderlecht -0.5
Got 100 in my B365 account. What's THE chase bet for Wales?
Really need a goal fest today. All my life is on Portugal x Wales.
>>69295295
No way you'd be making that much from just the sign up offers. Mate's been matched betting for over 2 years during uni and has made accounts in well over 50 people's names (what a waste) and he hasn't made 20k.
huddersfield fh sw might have a bit of value, according to their twitter they'll be playing the first team in the first half and all kids in the second
>>69295441
Gonna take BTTS if I can find it with decent odds
When we fought before, I broke the serve. Today, I break the man.
PORTUGAL -0.5 WAS THE BET
>>69295420
>from just the sign up offers
but it's not just that. in even years when there's an international tournament there are a plethora of offers. i'm talkng everything, all the place 3 £10 bets and get a free £5 bet bollocks. never could be arsed to do it all myself but i 'know' people (online) who take 15k a year and even more when there are major tournaments
>>69295420
Then again, he only bothers with the bet365 offer
Just put the girlfriends student loan on Raonic.
POR - WAL; DRAW at 90 mins. Screenshot this post.
>>69292603
>when u have to talk shit online
lad......
>>69295455
would really like to bet against them in the 2nd half, but no inplay in the land of the free
>>69294615
Deposited £200 with Ladbrokes, still got around £180 to play with but withdrawn my winnings so far. Would also post my uni bet one but the site's not working on my mobile for some reason.
going for a masturbate on chaturbate brb
>>69292603
Didn't know the gay prostitute market was so good.
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>>69295555
SUCH a degenerate
>>69295563
B A S E D
A
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E
D
>>69295503
I'm certain you can use asianodds. I don't live in Chad pmsl
>>69295482
I guess if you really wanted you could, but you still need a plethora of accounts surely? And then aren't you better off just bubblegum bashing or if that fails, just sell the accounts?
>>69295563
What was Euan on?
>>69295558
You don't even know
>>69295555
please don't
second day not wanking or watching porn, had a quick browse of claire abbott photos after someone posted them in here but doing pretty well, so horny though
What's a good % ROI?
>>69295410
o1.5
>>69295642
anything that's +
>>69295625
> after someone posted them
SO sorry lad, you seen her leaks too?
>>69295596
I mean there are three US bookies, bovada being the only decent one, and none of them are covering the game live nor offering a second half market
>>69295642
Depends what accounts you have
Bookies = 15-25%
Asia only = 5-10%
>>69295413
this
Wales to win and BTTS?
>>69295671
i know they don't exist, mate, don't
>>69295702
Why is everyone so obsessed with Asia?
>>69295780
Because bookie accounts are finite and limits in asia are much higher
Who wants to watch the Wimbly final on the hill Sunday? I'm actually going already.
>>69295842
Why is this?
>>69295212
20g of sugar?
>>69295842
>limits in asia are much higher
nice meme
>Riejeka
>>69295935
Surely nibs?
Tsu is too great a player to let this slip
>muzza
Tony Ansell wants a large on SSV Jeddeloh -0.5
>>69296023
We've said this every match and he's been shit.
>>69295759
Leaked during the fappening, I find them a bit debatable personally but you can see a face so everyone seems to accept its her
how long will my account last if i deposited 10 dollars on an online betting website and bet like a dollar on the games i watch
>>69296069
10 games
Remember that TSU is more >due than Flatanon and you all backed him
>>69296069
Until you die
>>69296095
pmsl
>>69296106
>can't beat meme teams like Iceland, Poland, Austria and Hungary
>Can somehow beat Wales
Ronaldo is only good when he has a good team backing him up, gone large on Wales to qualify, medium in Wales to win and medium in BTTS
just need 2 more goals in portsmouth game pls
Need Portugal SW to win or I'm down massively today. Like 50% of the roll plus
>>69295376
4444444444
way too late man.
>>69296197
>Ronaldo plays bad its his own fault
>if he plays well its cause the team is good
>>69296068
link?
>>69296221
Idiotic bet
Do you ever tell your friends/gfs about /bet/ or TT personalities?
>Needing to say this because some morons actually followed him
kek
>>69296253
>missing a penalty against a team that had a 1/22 chance of ANYONE being selected to play for
>is somehow the Portugal's fault and not his
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69296304
Yeah, more /bet/ never tell her about TT it's full of dullards
Huddersfield -0.5FH?
>>69296304
>gfs
>adverts after the national anthems
ITV SO SHIT
>>69296304
yes mate my gf loves hearing about what Euan is up to ever since she saw a pic of him
>>69296301
F94E0AA
31BDDF9
On the site which has no mother. Not sure about her age which is why most sites try avoid these desu
>Wales
>White
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
3 goals in the first half and I'll be happy
NEED Williams and BTTS
>>69296738
bayol bayol bayol
Why the fuck are they wearing these atrocious kits. Why not just wear their regular stuff.
>Ronaldo clearly brought down
>No freekick
hate refball
>>69296815
Nice meme
Tsunaldo such a diva.
>>69296765
Not happening friendo.
>>69296857
T-T-TSUU?
>>69296857
He clearly won the ball
damn ronaldo has a really nice butt
>>69296972
Kerel, alsjeblieft.
where can i buy cheap piracetam and xanax?
>arp
didnt realise how long ronaldos neck was
>>69297040
Zeg me dat het niet zo is
>went straight for the legs nowhere near the ball
That's a red m8
Need 1 goal this half
>>69296867
In the 90 mminutes is good as well, lad.
>>69297101
Ja, het is ook zo, maar zeg het niet in het openbaar alsjeblieft. Wat moet je moeder wel niet denken van je gedrag op een internationaal plaatjesbord in een /gok/ draad?
fucking headlock lmao
Come on Wales, keep getting cards please
HE FUCKING GRABBED HIM AROUND THE NECK
>Ronaldo in full diva mode
Wales win looking tasty
>>69297192
Verwachting kunnen niet veel lager vrees ik maat
>Portsmouth 3-3
cant speke
If Murray had Tsongas forehand. He'd have won at least 5 slams.
>all these empty seats
Disgusting.
>tfw bet on overs
>>69297501
>portugal
>overs
m8....
>>69297524
Hello, my name is 3-3
>>69297556
sound logic there lid
>>69297480
Football is on.
>>69297590
>under 4 goals
Who needs logic when you have a model!
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Goal before 30:00
Med
so close
>>69297708
Semen slurp before 120:00
Large
williams header PLEASE
cornersssssssss
0-0 LARGE
MURRAY such a character
>>69297885
Same senpai.
most corners portugal @evens is free money
Mugs are breaking the website. Nothing on bet365 loads properly anymore.
Corners so comfy.
>>69298202
Working fine here
hudders!
This match was never going to be a goal fest.
>>69298589
It never is with Portugal.
Nani with a header in the 52nd minute
so HUP if penalties
>>69298660
delete this
On my KNEES for goals
THANK YOU BASED BALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69298755
Not happening familie.
On my KNEES for an attack
this is fucking dire
Heh, over 1.5 @2.75. Looks like the bookies know there won't be any goals until some 80+ minute meme goal.
Worst game of the tournament lads?
>why yes BTTS is a SURE bet at evens
sanchez, nani, ronny and williams to score never
On my hands and knees for some goals.
>>69299202
>>69299264
It'll stay a draw like I've been saying for 2 days.
>>69299274
DON'T include williams
Both these teams are hot garbage.
Starting to wish Belgium had won tbqh
Not sure this sport is for me lids.
>tfw nowhere carried a "Portugal to be boring as fuck for 90 mins" market
Guess they knew it was a lock
>>69298358
HUP
What a fucking snoozefest
>>69299485
>>69299682
You two should've listened to the Rabbi.
Fascinating half so far, real tactical battle, interesting how King has been used as more of a runner than Ramsey. Expect Robson-Kanu and Bale to target Fonte and salves more in the second half, certainly have the upper hand in terms of pace. Very excited for the second half, hopefully just as good.
Cheering every corner like a goal pmsl.
If Poortugal win this tourney it will be even worse than what Greece did in 2004.
>Just cashed out
Someone had to do it. Enjoy your 4 goal second half lads.
tempting
>>69299267
Delet
Seriously concerned about anyone with any toher bet than unders/draw/0-0/to go to penalties
What are some good bets tonight to recoupe my inevitable losses with these cunts??
>>69299727
This semen slurping sports isn't for me
Considering o0.5
STRUGGLING to stay awake
>>69299770
Dat
Gonna get kebab, can't watch this game on an empty stomach
>>69299880
>>69299880
o1.5, get on it, i've read the script
Cashed out full stake on Wales 1-0. Still got a whopping £1.20 (to return £12) on it.
>>69299729
Love this analysis.
>>69300120
Piss off
>>69300120
enjoyable bit of trading?
Never felt more confident about a tip before as a I do on Portugal. Recommend any Wales backers (PMSL) to cash-out now
Bellamy too scared to tell Keane he's talking crap.
>>69300266
Educational. I'm going to run, record and diary some small bets, cashing out stake whenever possible, between now and Christmas to pick up on patterns and general quality.
>>69300341
cashed out my portugal bet because of this
fuck you can you not bet on same things as I?
Bellamy too scared to tell Keane he's talking crap.
This bolt ad is amazing
Government agents currently in streets all round the country peeking into windows. If you have tennis on not football you're on the list.
>that advert the most exciting thing all night
A picture of my wife's son. Remember, a draw.
>>69300405
Alternatively, you could fuck off and not post here.
Fuck it ive gone for PT to wins on pens, youre all welcome for whats about to come.
When you win in 90mins I'D like a fiver Juve.
>>69300498
Wholeheartedly agree
>>69300484
bolt is hype
>>69300498
That's not very nice.
>>69300498
Yes Euan!
>>69300403
>>69300446
Cheers lads
>>69300341
Talking BIG SENSE here pal.
what are theese ads
>>69300479
Talking BIG sense pal
>>69300453
Yeah sick isn't it, will this be his last olympics? Was gutted I didn't bet on him in the London final, was waiting to see how he looked in play
>>69300405
>doesn't recognise a classic /bet/ meme
>is STILL tripping
Worse than tennistipster desu
Was not happy watching Usain Bolt do gay shit for 2 minutes.
Still think Wales could win
>mfw this game is shit
Williams and penaldo to score
>>69300613
>in-play
kek
>>69300617
You talking shit bruv
I want a smed on No Goal +141, will hedge at around the 80th minute.
Will tear up my History A* on webcam if Portugal don't win this
>>69300613
Kek
>>69300724
i'd pay a fiver for that
>>69300689
Don't speak Aussie. That ad was awful though.
>>69300724
I'll give you a fiver if they win.
Remember lads:
>First never follows
>>69300785
Screencapped.
Only tripping for tips. YEsterday's tips are currently at 3/5 with Hannover losing the bet by one goal whilst Huddersfield are currently 1-0 at HT.
>New York FC VS New England
>New York DNB @ 2.87
>Confidence level = 50%
Not to sure on this one, but worth a punt. New England are playing at home, but have a record of 3/4/1 whilst NYC have a record of 4/1/2 whilst playing Away. Last game ended with a draw which was played at NYC grounds. Not too sure on this one, so only going small on it. Don't want to tip overs either as NYC games range from 0-0 to 7-0 so can't fathom a guess.
>FK Jelgava - Breidablik Kopavogur
>Over 2.5 goals @ 1.9
>Confidence level = 70%
When the Icelandic team played at home, they lose 3-2 and now they're playing away so it promises similar goals from the Latvian team if not more. Icelandic team also played at home to another Icelandic team 3 days ago and also lost that one 3-2. Latvian team has had over 2.5 goals in 3/5 last matches.
>Debreceni VSC - La Fiorita
>Over 3.5 goals @ 1.44
>Over 4.5 goals @ 2.02 (Iffy on this, only if you can afford to lose it. Better odds but don't want to tip it asw it has a higher chance of losing)
>Confidence level = 80%
Debreceni played this team away and won 5-0, they've also had over 2.5 goals in 6/6 of their last games whilst La Fiorita have had over 2.5 goals in their last 5/5 games.
>NK Lokomotiva Zagreb - UE Santa Coloma
>Over 3.5 @ 1.66
>Confidence level = 40%
Zagreb beat this team AWAY 3-1, though whether they can score 4 goals this time is up in the air. I'd rather go with over 2.5, but the odds are only 1.25
>Fola Esch - Aberdeen
>Over 2.5 goals @ 1.66
>Confidence level = 60%
Aberdeen won 3-1 but it was at home, could see the match ending 2-1 here to Aberdeen or more as they are the stronger side. Only issue is that they're away so they MIGHT not get as many goals.
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1/2
>>69300724
whats your chaturbate name?
>>69300853
thanks soccerway!
>>69300853
>Brondby IF - Valur Reykjavik
>Over 3.5 goals @ 2.1
>Confidence level = 75%
Played away and won 4-1, now that they're playing at home I could see the same if not more goals appear. Have also scored more than 3.5 goals in 4/6 games and more than 2.5 goals in 6/6
>FK Sileks Kratovo - FC Vaduz
>Over 2.5 goals @ 1.72
>Confidence level = 50%
Won 3-1 at home, playing AWAY this time which is what makes me iffy. Vaduz have had over over 2.5 goals in 4/5 last matches and Kratovo have had over 2.5 goals in 3/5 matches.
>Llandudno FC - IFK Göteborg
>Over 2.5 goals @ 1.53
>Confidence level = 100%
Goteborg played at home and won 5-0, but playing at home this time. Could be over 3.5 but the AWAY thing is niggling me a bit. 4/5 matches over 2.5 for Goteborg and 4/5 over 2.5 for the Welsh
***
As always, do your own research before following these tips. Doesn't look great tomorrow so no real big ones.
>>69300853
Cheers lad.
Don't let the haters get you down.
Will give my first born for some goals.
>>69300853
>>69300908
Love you soccerway
>>69300908
you are a woeful gambler
One thing I'll never understand is why players chimp out on ref decisions. I've never seen a ref go back on his decision so what's the point.
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Very very angry
>>69300983
>Has never played football
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>Ronaldo doubters BTFO
It's still going to be a draw.
>>69300918
HUP
PMSL. Don't say I didn't warn you
reminder
>They doubted Tsunaldo's clutchness.
>>69298660
Ronaldo with a header in the 50th.
Close but no cigar
Here comes the Wales meme equaliser
Will give my second born for some more goals.
SHAKEN AND STIRRED.
0-0 fags btfo
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>>69301112
PMSL
Euan RAGING
>>69301342
im rustled
welp
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>>69301379
You sure?
Can't believe I've let other people persuade me not to bet on Portugal.
>>69300118
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
FUCK I coulda get ronaldo first scorer at 7/1
Had to be them two Munich twats
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Japanese anon getting his katana ready for seppuku
Got £200 on Wales to qualify, was shitting myself before I realised I had Over 1.5, Portugal first team to score and Ronaldo first goalscorer.
If Bale can score I'm up trillions!
>>69300118
hope you got #ON lads
>>69301615
Kek on o1.5 so don't really car desu
>>69301724
Wew
>>69301775
lol
Will give all my borns for 2 wales goals. And my house and myself.
>>69301556
Nani still scored in the 53rd so kinda close again
new thred?
also, bookies made a fortune on this result
>>69301666
This always happens in tournaments where one meme team gets a bunch of lucky results and people actually fall for it and start believe they are good.
>>69301724
Very naughty
hmmm williams to score..... hmmmmmmmmm
>>69301885
How?
>>69301899
Surely you don't think Wales got lucky all this way?
DON'T TAKE ME HOOOOME SING IT LADS
>>69301666
>Listening to /bet/ on mainstream
>>69302016
People meme betting on Wales
Remember to bet on Germany tomorrow.
>O1.5 was over evens at half time
Bookies so shrewd. Tricked lots of memers to back the unders.
>>69302090
But the serious money was all on Portugal though
Wales will mount a comeback. But only if you reply FUCK OFF JUVE to this.
>>69302023
They got very lucky to reach the semis. The difference in quality between Portugal and Wales is night and day.
If this was a run of the mill qualifications game Portugal SW would be 1.6 or something.
>>69302090
the true reason for british team hype. profiting from delusion.
>>69301817
Honestly lad? Thank you so much for this. Odds of over 1.5 goals were at 2.2 at HT and I've got so many bets riding on Wales winning or drawing. Got upset and lumped my my entire bank-roll on Betfair on this.
Thanks so much, no matter what happens now I'm either up shitloads if Wales score 2+ or slightly up
>>69302096
but no hummels or swinestigger? surely the muslims will edge it
>Portugal's road to the final:
>Hungary
>Iceland
>Croatia
>Wales
Germany will expose these frauds. For sure.
>>69302213
FUCK OFF JUVE
>that mulatto niglet in the audience
Yes yes we get it
>>69302213
FUCK OFF JUVE
Come on Wales, just score 1 goal and I can die a happy man
>>69300908
>>69300853
Bookies hate him. Pseudos have discovered a revolutionary new shortcut to free money. If you're not profitable in Asia, try this... www.soccerway.com
>>69302396
*sofascore, and hey Hass!
>>69302269
If they get past France
>>69302269
Don't think Germany can beat France tbqh
>>69302269
Actually fancy France +0
Paul Goldschmidt o2.5 Runs,Hits,RBIs
Gonna need a Wales pity goal
I do hope Wales scores 2 goals, else I won't have money for my wife's son's birthday present.
>>69302445
>>69302470
>>69302483
Germany are better equipped to humiliating Portugal than France are.
>>69297269
Come on Wales, one more and I'll be slightly up on this match. Lost so much to Portugal in the qualifiers and didn't believe they'd follow through today
Nerd 2 wales goals like communism needs magic
Praying for another Huddersfield goal
>Hennessy
Jesus Christ lads
>>69302674
So that means Germany will automatically beat France? pmsl
ok need ASHLEY WILLIAMS to score
Pls Wales, just need a pity goal
>>69302588
Give him a beating
Biggest Welsh collapse since Aberfan
>>69302842
I don't see why they wouldn't be.
>>69302869
I might drown the little shit after this match tbqh.
>>69302574
thiiiis please
recurring digits and wales score.
Wales, please, I'm on my hands and knees.
>Bale
Dubs and 2-2
>THE CITY OF BALE
COOOOORNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>this timewasting
>>69302927
wow
germany v france will be a repeat of germany v brazil 2014, another host country getting cucked
lol person who's betting on cards is making a killing
Wales really showing how poor they are tonight.
How did they put 3 past Belgium?
>>69303261
ramsey lid
Need 3 more corners ;_;
>>69303261
2 key players missing.
On my hands and knees for a wales consolation goal
>>69303261
Belgium was decimated by injuries.
>>69303261
Ramsey
>>69303242
Only had a smed on :(
Wales so poor in the final third
>>69303261
Belgium can only play counter-attack and Wales were always going to force them to play possession.
Wales looking DIRE for a team that's 2-0 down. Knocking the ball about in midfield.
Looks like the belt will remain in the closet today, lucky little lad
Will give anything for 2 Wales goals.
>>69303562
I'd give my wife's adopted son for 2 Wales goals.
went big on under 40 points...
Damn that was close
wales getting absolutely EXPOSED
NEED a wales goal
Will pay for another month of my wife's personal trainer Jamal if Wales score
Got a cheeky £5 free bet on Wales to qualify, literally on my knees.
praise the sun for btts!
When that final whistle blows the shitposting of new threads will knock us down and off page 10 almost instantly
would give sodam sinha sombrero a handjob for wales goal
FFS
>>69303727
Will NEVER understand the point of these posts. If its such a big deal why don't you do it yourself?
Need 1 corner to break even after this dire match
>>69303727
Think about all the TSU posting tho
WILLIAMS
FUG
I'd give Juve a blowjob for 2 Wales goals tbqh
fuck ALMOST williams goal
>>69303747
pmsl
>>69303344
What formula do you use to calculate the odds for a DnB with a poisson model table?
>>69303822
I am normally the one making your post desu but right now I'm out and posting from phone as I catch the bus home so I cannot. If I was home I would.
Need 4 quick corners and a goal please Wales and Portugal thank you
Gareth Bale meme free kick incoming
>>69303862
I don't even believe you're Japanese
lost 100% of bets made today
>>69303963
pmsl
GASPING for 2 more corners. Please, just 2 more.
that was another free kick on the edge of box
>>69303980
he's dutch
>>69303980
Probs a greasy TEFL "teacher" tbqh
>>69303980
He is Jewpanese
Need 1 more goal, 3 goals from wales, 1 corner, 1 card from Wales.
Not asking for a lot here
NEED Macau Division 2 table like air
France Germany score is my last two digits
>>69303988
this, was up £80 today, cashed out on my BTTS and draw
>>69303980
I'm Dutch, I've said this many times. Just here for a job; flying back next week.
Portugal fucking over Britain since 04
>>69295441
Hope someone got on
ITS BRAZIL ALL OVER AGAIN
Dubs and cheeky Wales consolation goal
NEED 5 Wales goals, 7 corners and 2 red cards
>>69304117
MAGIC MAN
>>69304151
Yeah, was on
>>69304166
don't say that desu
>>69304120
>>69304166
PLEASE
>>69303923
Formula is (1 - draw%) / win%
>>69304117
WEW
Need a wales yellow card
down down down many of the queens finest
>>69304110
Can't find the table anymore on the macaufa website, but here are the current season results
http://macaufa.com/pdf/2016/match_info/League/result/Second/Second.pdf
NEW
NEW
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>>69304283
>>69304283
>>69304283
Lads should I lay it all on Germany winning?
>>69304279
THANK JESUS
>>69304310
love you desu
THANK YOU BASED BALE YOU FUCKING WELSH NANCY PRICK! THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!
Holy shit, finally broke even.
>>69304324
what the fuck are you doing lid
>>69304324
>This abortion
>>69304324
DONT use this ffs
>>69304375
and a corner, sweet jesus I'm up now.
Someone create a new fucking thread
>>69304448
And retards keep bumping it
>>69304166
Today is the day that meme magic died ;_;
new thread when?
>>69304631
>>69304631
>>69304631
>>69304631
Proper new thread
