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>>69283593
1st for sharia law
1st for wageslave life so TEZ
First for get ready for the £5 to £500 challenge
4th for Croatia's brave Cilic and eid mubarak
Why is there no free bet on B365 ?
> I also do significantly better at in-play gambling and often have good in-play bets but only tip maybe 30% of them due to time/laziness. I have decided from now on I will take a more serious approach to my tipping as now there are nearly 100 of you guys following me I feel a bit more responsible, it's hard to gauge how many of you actually get on the tips but even one follower losing one bet is too many. As such, from now on, other than if stated, stakes will be accurate and not just advice. I will set-up a new spreadsheet and combine all personal and tipped bets. I will tell you guys in the form of shouts tips from other tipsters that I have got on and with what stake I got on them. I will try and provide you guys with the best odds on the lines and not just the ones from the bookie I use. Finally I have decided I will remain free forever but will possibly add a feature such as bitcoin donation into my about section, in case anyone ever wins big and feels generous. Till my next tip, stay shrewd.
>Keko posted a tip:
>Wales v Portugal: Wales SW 5/10
HAHAHA guys I just found out a foolproof trick
People IRL are actually kind and help others out
>>69283623
>bookies hate him.
>find out how juveguy made dozens of fivers with a simple trick.
>>69283617
Fug. Makes me feel bad for when I throw out meme bets and some poor lad gets on. Changed my life that quote.
>>69283630
money ruins friendships DO NOT do this
>>69283617
Man keko is really confident that this is going to be a high scoring game huh?
>>69283641
That's his mum
>>69283645
Why is his mom giving him money? Isn't it normally the other way round?
>>69283640
It's ridiculous to feel that way. It's not his fault a moron staked their lives on a shit bet. Sure he does stake pretty silly but it's not like he's been telling people to bankroll his tips
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE
>>69283641
NEEDED this coin for my £5 to £500 challenge later today. Might even be able to pay him back a tenner after the challenge
>>69283656
GIVE ME MY £50.
I hate TennisTipster lads, almost as much as I hate Hass
>>69283669
Hope you like me
>>69283675
Yes
>>69283656
Aren't you on like 60 pound??
Dukla reback
>>69283677
Cheers bud
>>69283682
Yes, was all tied up in my accounts though. Needed the fiver for this
>>69283692
Backing Wales so so much now
WTB
cheeky hundred on cilic?
>>69283652
Last nights thread someone said it was one of his mates that was getting on all his tips large and was in the shit with wonga etc. Probably mcdonalds frog pmsl
>>69283692
Great.
Wales are going to fucking win now.
Reminder that the me being a bad luck talisman meme is no longer applicable after yesterday
>>69283755
I will believe it if Portugal SW tonight
>>69283750
Bookies are going with a draw senpai.
>has shit luck for months
>has one good day
>suddenly cured
Lmao.
>People thinking this game will be won in 90mins
Idiots everywhere
Anyone seen the betfair offer?
Bet on fgs and if he scores twice you get 100 quid free bets.
Inb4 muggy muggy.
But if you put a tenner on bale or ronaldo to score first + lay on an exchage.
Worst case you lose a couple pounds, mid case you win like 30/40 quid, best case you win 30/40 + 100 in free bets.
Seems good to me.
>>69283777
If you want a handi for today. Belluci in the braunschweig challenger.
>>69283788
>leonlywatchedgroupstagesman
Not sure what I'll do with my £45 worth of free bets after TSU fires
>>69283805
Acc that with Murray?
>>69283824
Maybe with Radu Albot. Murray is a bit more risky. Likely to be a tiebreak.
>>69283794
Is this a new customer offer? Can only see the triple odds offer
>>69283835
Radu Albot is handi as well. Remember I only have tennis handis. Sucks so much to be missing out on all these fun accas
NEED flatanon to win desu
>>69283843
Yeah I meant a handi for Radu and Belluci.
Has Derfel posted any meme overs yet? waiting PATIENTLY
>>69283846
Can't believe I missed it. Only @ 4 now
>>69283871
Yeah. He post 4 last thread, go check them out.
Currently putting together the papers to formally banish Fraudanon from /bet/ if this horse fails today.
Should be on your desk after dinner Euan.
>>69283778
So did I. Got 90 down on a draw.
>>69283654
Faget
>>69283873
don't get how you missed it, you was in the thread last night
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/05/emma-watson-new-film-the-colony-47-pounds-uk-box-office#comments
JUST
are you people cereal about betting on mainstream?
>Got paid on Monday
>Got taxed £800
>Student Loans took £400
Fuck my life
>>69284129
Yes. I am at least.
>>69284140
>wageslaving
>paying back student loan
>>69283984
Did you listen to it?
>>69284140
>tfw those taxes pays my neetbux
Thanks lad.
>>69284140
>£400 student loan
how much are you earning lid? I pay back like £70 (pre-tuition fee spike)
>>69284140
if you go full-time gambling you don't have to pay back student loans
>>69284159
>Being proud of degeneracy
>>69284185
What degeneracy?
Not my fault I can't work lid.
>>69284208
>Depression
Or am I wrong
Don't work, but don't claim neetbux. Not a complete degenerate
>>69284214
Wrong. :^)
Severe anxiety, panic attacks and agoraphobia.
>>69284228
that's because you're a dull, vacuous spotty faced student who unironically believes in a left wing ideology
>>69284228
are you on derfells overs la
>>69284246
No what is it. LOVE the man
>>69284239
joe?
Odds sickeningly low, especially for Derfel. Will get on the 100%'ers
>>69284259
Sucks that my bookie offers none of those games. I love soccer way tips.
Where a da bets?
>>69284246
I'm on the ones I could find
>>69284250
No.
My name does begin with J though.
>>69284259
>100%s aren't priced yet
>50% @ 1.55
>>69284280
Jonathon Eloquentia
>>69284228
NEED to know your situation
>>69284284
The first 100%'s at evens, got #ON
>>69284292
v long story
>>69284158
Nope
Cannot wait for liberal anti-war cucks to be BTFO by the Chilcot inquiry
>>69284322
Would shake your hand but fear it'd break
NEED a shrewd bet or two desu
>>69284322
Cannot wait for Ian Hislop to BTFO the Blairites on Question Time tomorrow night.
Lids, what is THE Wales- Portugal prestake?
>>69284382
Wales DnB is pretty much riskfree
Not on it myself though
https://youtu.be/ztzqa9ZlicA
REMINDER
>>69284373
Not a fan of Blair or the Blairites. Don't think they were wrong about trying to dispose of such a vile and genocidal dictator though.
>>69284395
>What is Federer at Wimbledon
>>69284404
iraq was pretty stable at the time. a dictator is favourable to a destroyed country - with a needless and baseless invasion. it's the same with libya.
Reminder to do a cheeky small on BTTS in both qf games
>>69284443
Reread some old threads for me destroying anti-Iraq War cucks and hopefully you'll get a change of mind
Or watch this for a small taster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR1X3zV6X5Y
Why does everyone on here study politics? Just because you voted conservatives last election and watch question time doesn't mean you're a politician.
I can't decide between Portugal -2.5 corner handicap at evens, or btts at evens.
>>69284468
cannot be bothered, lad. a friend of mine came here from iraq due to the war. he's been back a few times, and needless to say, wish the invasion never happened.
>>69284443
>>69284468
Libya is such a crime. The country was actually well off, little oppresion and had an effective direct economy. Now its a shit hole, just hoping Assad doesn't loose the war.
>>69284497
Wales are a pretty corner heavy team as well
BTTS + Wales to Win @ 17/2
Why are people not betting on this
Gareth Bale FS / Bale to Score a Free Kick = YES
>>69284515
Funny how these "oppressed countries" have a decent amount of oil. Don't see them running into North Korea.
>>69284515
this.
juveguy needs to get out and speak to people who are originally from these countries. muh youtube videos is not an arguement.
>>69284515
Yeah can understand the ruining stability arguments against Libya despite Assad's quasi-dicatatorship. It's really a meme argument against Saddam though who was constantly pushing for expansion. Ask any of the Kurds how they felt during his reign. Absolutely deplorable.
>>69284544
>implying we wouldn't if we could
China are backing North Korea.
>>69284545
>hasn't read Hitchen's books
Posted a youtube link because you cunts wouldn't read anything. Still getting can't be bothered replies pmsl
>>69284544
Nah. A strong Libya is a strong Iran which is why USA was so adamant about shutting down Libya.
>>69284550
>>69284545
>>69284544
Dont like going on pol too much but in the syrian general threadthere were a couple of Iraqi, Syrian and Libyan people.
Libya was unquestionably a stable and legitimate nation. It had better public resources than any of our countries. Everyone had healthcare, heavily subsidized housing, education, ect ect.
Assad has committed crimes but does his crime warrant a 6 year war? the original opposition has now been hijacked. The 'moderate rebels' are now islamic terrorists and if they win it would basically be the return of the Taliban.
Saddam made too many mistakes. Funnily enough, the US turned a blind eye to his genocide against the Kurds and supplied arms for Saddam to fight Iran. By invading Kuwait and stubbornly believing he could hold against the US army, he sealed his fate long before the Iraqi war began.
>>69284562
Even if we could we don't. Because they actually do have WMD.
>>69284598
I'm not saying the USA are a moral force for good and I would've supported intervention when he tried to invade Kuwait. Disposing off Saddam was long due.
>>69284605
Not been following this much but wasn't it just Kim's and NK's word on it. Don't think the missiles have v long range
>>69284605
w2b on the wimbo la
Also fuck Unibet is such a bad site. Still isn't loading
Montedio game O5.5
>>69284629
I agree blind us hate is pointless. Saddam had to go, but without a long term plan the western leaders were just asking for trouble. A big reason ISIS came about is because of the Iraq war
>>69284650
I think we pulled out too early and I blame it on the massively reactionary liberal response to the war. The WMD's was a factor but it never was the sole reason as the media made it out to be leading to loads of people feeling lied and betrayed to. The invasion was imperative, the management wasn't so great.
>>69284629
They've done about 4 tests. Appears as a seismic disturbance. Hydrogen bomb not confirmed yet.
>>69284640
Check TT lid.
>>69284647
>Place my bet
>Rejected cause they scored
Fuck my life
>>69284682
>>69284647
My bad. It was rejected due to the red card.
>>69284682
not a goal, a red card man
Is there anything more pathetic than people who take an interest in politics.
Its usually the ones who arent exactly council and benefit rats, but the ones just slightly above that who havnt made it to middle class yet.
Just get a better job, get on with it and go on holidays lids
>>69284671
YOLO placed a £15 bet on Yosuke Watanuki. Is he good at tennis?
>>69284695
Will become an MP one day. Have my sights on Labour leadership before 50
MESSI SENTENCED TO 21MONTHS IN PRISON
HE WILL NOT SERVE JAIL TIME
>>69284711
juve check;
>>69284647
test
>>69284719
Man first Hillary. Now Clinton. Rich people really operate under different rules huh?
>>69284667
Thats why I think US intervention in Syria is a bad idea. Assad is oppressive but his managed to create a secular and stable nation. I'm pretty sure Assad was quite popular and managed to balance the minorities and sunnis of Syria well.
Funniest thing is that liberals love to contradict themselves. They want the rebels, most of them from terrorist groups from al nusra and al sham to defeat Assad, who gave voice to christians, kurds, alawites and other minorities.
>>69284711
Yes, I can finally use this on /sp/.
>>69284730
Will get on. Already wasted a lot betting on Wimbledon boys singles round of 16 pmsl
How much do we all have on Tsonga to win a set @2.25?
>>69284793
Thank you
>>69284698
Kek hope you at least checked rankings for your sake.
>>69284809
About 100 euros.
>>69284850
Couldn't find rankings and needed to get a quick bet at evens before my free bet expired. Bet on the only one with a wikipedia page
Can't believe Juveguy STILL hasn't bothered to read a history book after getting demolished last time in this argument
>>69284842
communist and tripfag? oh boy...your experience on this site surely must be amazing.
>>69284897
kys
dropped a Saddam write-up last time and wrecked havoc until the jannie woke up
>>69284897
I'm surprised people engage him in political discussion when he can't even come up with coherent arguments to defend a bet. Pathetic to be quite honest.
who else /stillrollinginapileofcash/ after Euan's winner yesterday?
>>69284842
now now, calm down.
socialism only sounds good when your unemployed and too young
>>69284920
Ive got it
Ive sussed you
GCSE History student (possibly an A)
A Level History, Politics and Economics (BCB)
Didnt get into Uni, or is waiting to get into Uni
NEET
No friends
Virgin
Kissless
Why should I take an interest in politics? I bet on football for a living, I don't pay tax, whoever is in charge has no impact on me whatsoever, I live in a bubble, never voted in any elections because I have no opinion on any party unless there's an impact on laws regarding tax and sports betting. Politics is for dullards.
>>69284945
if there wasn't any sort of socialism in most countries, capitalism would died in 2008.
Fact
>>69284920
How much do Buriram United win in this match lads??
Reminder Juve thinks there's NO real evidence to support people aren't happy that Saddam is gone
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36706265
>people not being able to celebrate ironic opinions from real ones
>>69284965
Wrong on all counts. My GCSE History A* certificate looks v v good pinned next to my monitor
>>69284971
I bet you're fun at parties
>>69284999
Show us.
>>69283755
You.only won you backed derfell's tip though
>>69284998
I said the Kurds who were being viciously genocided are all happy you utter dullard. Of course there'll be resentment in Iraq.
>>69284976
socialist policies and socialism is different. Governments saving the banks isnt socialism
NEED two goals, fucking red card
>>69284999
Show us
>>69284998
>Buriram pen while I was looking away
zzzzzzzzz
>>69285002
I am actually, much funner than the drydicks and nerds who stand around talking about tories and brexits and other topics I have no understanding of
>>69283654
You heard his song with This is Menace?
>>69284999
how goods a in GCSE? how hard is GCSE? In Australia A+ in subjects is a good score but to get the top marks there's an unofficial 'high a plus'.
How hard is it to get into oxford, ect?
>>69285080
Oxford is like AA*A* at A level
>>69285052
>>69285006
Will NOT be taking any other requests
>>69285080
>How hard is it to get into oxford, ect?
Fucking hard m8
How many monitors are you guys using? Feel like I need at least 1 or 2 more.
>>69285104
3 and a tablet
YES YOSUKE WATANOKI WON THE FIRST SET
>>69284269
Sorry, couldn't find any better odds. Over 4.5 on the Labern game is 2.17 but don't know if it will 100% come in.
Might be a high scoring game with odds during the week/weekend though. I've got all 5 games on an acca though
Is U40,5 on the federer match reasonable? New to tennis xD
>>69285092
nerd
>>69285115
did that acca with schalke and that come through?
>>69285111
For work, right? Do you put them all to use for betting, too?
>>69285092
Jesus christ, how pathetic are you with those grades and still being NEET
>>69285103
>>69285088
scary
>>69285130
Currently in Japan only have a laptop, but I have 3 27" monitors at home for whatever.
>>69284945
To be honest, most of the socialists I know are jaded old people who spent their entire life in a factory or in a farm.
Most young people is too much into post-left post modernist bullshit, and the first to go "yeah socialism works in theory but if you vote leave you're a racist cunt". They're literally Capitalism's best advocates and they don't even know.
>>69285133
Long story.
>>69285055
Think you'd be better telling us when you do get on something m8
>>69285014
The Kurdish population is a small fraction of Iraq and Iraq was already punished for its response to the Kurdish rebellion that happened way back in the 80s
WHY IS THERE NO FREE IN PLAY BET
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
55555555555555
>>69285112
No he didn't.
Also pmsl. An A* at gcse is child's play. Literally study for a week and if you're not a retard you'll get it.
555555555555555
>>69284647
>>69285157
Will you ever tell us?
>>69285180
Yeah I misread. Had the odds for set win up and it dropped massively. V V DAC
>two n/r in flatanons race
zzz going to be dac even with a place
big test of the Romanian model tonight. placed a unit for each stake the Romanian posted. most of my bankroll of 200 dollars on the line
>>69285128
Nah, 6/7 won; U21 game didn't win but that was my mistake. Accas can work if there are 4/5 researched games
>>69285219
>not trading
pmsl
>>69285229
post book
>>69285163
>Think you'd be better telling us when you do get on something m8
I'm on Muang Thong DNB, Viktoria SW but they're already 1 up, want to get on o2.5 for both games when price gets better
Does BOG apply to rule 4 n/r?
>Yosokue broken
What a cunt
>>69285247
Muang 11111111
>>69285266
Why do you place bets like this?
>>69285247
Viktoria 2222222
>Yosuke breaks back
beautiful
I really REALLY like these threads. They're like little stories. I come in and check on all the characters at least once a day.
>>69285163
See why it's difficult to get on? Goals in both games not even 2 minutes after I posted. Price for o2.5 was ~1.7 and with a 5% deduction it's almost not worth it for me.
>Yosuke broken again
fucking cunt
NEED one more
Today's gonna be very DAC. Dreading having to add up all these losses
>>69283593
Wales are going to get BTFO by TSUUUU
England b team just won't be able to compete
>>69285288
3333333 overs in
>>69285397
It's going to be a draw at 90.
>>69285388
You've got two hands, shouldn't be too difficult
>>69285402
>No Ramsgoat
>No davies
pmsl
WTB LIDS
>>69285397
>Wales are going to get BTFO by TSUUUU
Good call
Tears.
>>69285348
Please tell us more
Got way too much coin on Radu Albot
>>69285407
Still, screenshot that post; draw at 90.
>>69285403
his hands are painted on m8
Probably gonna see some substitutions and a slower 2nd half in the Viktoria game, but o4.5 seems alright.
>>69285419
>women's quote unquote sport advocate
pmsl
>>69285419
>its the year of our Lord 2016
>he doesn't support womens rights
baka
>>69285419
Didn't they have a woman on the US cover? They also added womens teams which were god awful and nobody used
I have faith.
>he loses
down £15 + £5 rebacks
>>69285490
pray for another goal in montedeio game
>>69285473
Used them to play a girl online once.
>>69285471
Joined my unis gender equality society
>>69285490
SAVES 3 MATCH POINTS
>>69285502
chalked that up as a loss. normal play resumed. can't win anything. praying for yesterday
>>69285434
With you pal
If Federer doesn't win I'm qutting /bet/ and gambling
Marin Cilic. Do duty by your king.
>>69285558
BEYOND LARGE on Cilic
COME ON BABOS YOU SLAG
>>69285419
Captcha: Select all sandwiches kek
NEED flatanon to come through
>>69285558
>I'm qutting /bet/
Is this going to be in TennisTipster style where you take off your trip and then realise you like the attention too much to actually go through with your promise?
Messi in jail for 21 months pmsl
>>69285630
No I'll be quitting putting money on the outcomes of sports entirely. Not a fraud
>>69285558
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Boring mate
>>69285651
Reminder you will never be one of the elite /sp/ Posters of yesteryear
>>69285647
Suspended sentence. He won't sit a day in prison. Just a massive fine.
>>69285647
suspended sentence lid
>>69285647
Gonna be probation though, so pretty much meaningless
Can imagine Juve furiously sitting in his room writing in pencil and asking his mum how to spell Baghdad.
>>69285700
Juves a member of FEMEN
>>69285700
Why do you think that?
babos and partner playing awfully
>>69285700
kek
juveguy what are you wearing
>>69285752
Not watching but they just won a set 6-1
>>69285448
444444
Federer looking SO good
School finishes in July
/bet/ threads move much faster
I fucking hate summer
>>69285790
55555555 o4.5 in
RADUUUUUU
Love the Federer forehand
>>69285894
over 6.5?
>>69285933
Could see it happen, but I backed o5.5 already when I backed o4.5 so I'm not gonna bother
>>69285894
Need one more
>>69285960
Actually, the price is good enough I think
what is THE in play /bet/ right now?
>>69285981
FUCK i shoulda got on it
>>69285960
goddammit 6 before i could even load 365
Another derfell bet comes sailing in
666666 pmsl bookies clueless
seriously though, even sw was available at 1.7 at one point early in the game and you could easily reback after every goal
>>69286068
who?
sorry been away for a while and not up to date with the latest meme tipsters.
>>69286068
Was that one of the games he tipped yesterday?
>>69286101
he's been nailing overs recently
>>69277640
>>69286120
This one is not listed in his post
accidentally bet on a goal in the next five minutes PLEASE
>>69286119
He tipped the Hannover game at over 4.5
>>69286139
what times are these on? today?
>>69286139
Oh lol, backed the wrong game then. Still came in
CAMEROON ELITE ONE LEAGUE
Botafogo FC vs Les Asteres
Over 0.5 FH Goals @: 1.66
GET ON IT LIDS
3 minutes played
>>69286148
Yeah, that game is in 3 1/2 hours
>>69286120
he got a TT?
seems lotto af desu
>>69286166
why though?
rball looks not good, zero shots on goal
>>69286166
>African
>overs
No thanks mate
max DAC today lads ffs
>>69286225
Africa loves their first half goals
>>69286254
Balancing effect from yesterday's HUP fest desu
>>69286263
hope flatanon wasnt memeing
>>69286173
He also said Hannover are in the German Premier League kek
>>69286192
Defell and you are correct its all complete lotto
Could really need another Viktoria goal
Do I get on Derfell's Fc viktoria or not
ffs murray/soares
Come on Babos.
Federer SO good
>>69286326
line is o4.5 now
>>69286379
he's dreamy
>>69286405
you going for o3.5 or 4.5
Day 2 still not looked at any porn or wanked but have been going on tinder and getting the horn a lot, was late to work as had morning wood which WOULD not go away
BABOOS SO RELIABLE. CILIC SO STRONG. RADU SO GOOD.
MUAAAAAANG
uac
Leaving /sp/ before the summer was the right idea.
SONGKLHAAA holy shit all my bets coming in last minute
>>69286460
It's still summer, friend.
o9.5 @2.20 is in nice one Cilic
>>69286460
>Leaving your job
good 1
FUCK
>Ubon pen
Already cashed out though PMSL
>>69286559
dat
Making back big time on my losses. Bet Win-luv and Win-15 on every Federer service game
can't stop backing Federer
Danny Robinson such a strange bloke
LAY IT ALL ON FEDERER WIN LADS
>>69286671
Delete this
Can not stop backing 5 sets. Just won't stop. Asked the boss for an advancement. He's just put the stores budget on 5 sets.
SHEEP ARE CUTE
CUTE!
>>69286425
3.5 if it gets there
Just dug up my girls online banking details. EVERYTHING I have on 5 sets.
dac
Just dumped my remaining winnings from yesterday on Federer 2nd set @ 4
We ride together, We die together
>304 / 16 / 52
11111111111111111
Come on Fed. Come on boy.
DERFELL
E
R
F
E
L
L
No, Fedex :(
>>69286916
Silver lining on a piss poor day
>>69286828
>le only tips favourites man
>>69286828
Accy looking down :(
We need to stop weeabos getting into horses
Got a greasy fiver on Chonburi -0.75
>>69287027
top kek.
NEED four goals baka
Need Querrey to take a set tbqh
>>69286996
>I said Cilic would win
>>69287086
Like air
FC Aarau surely looking to get a cheeky goal
FUCKS SAKE FUCKING SCORE GOALS PLEASE REEEEEEEEEE
Absolutely blasted by Federer. PLEASE can someone lend me a fiver.
2222222222222
>>69287047
111111111111
>>69287212
Serves you right for being so cocky yesterday, thought you were gods gift to betting didn't you? Little twerp
>>69287341
Never thought that. Strange post this
Could need another FH
>>69287379
Based. Thanks Usti
33333333333333
are we bankrolling Roger?
>>69287363
You're a strange guy fuck off you cunt
Also getting on Plzen SW when it's over evens again
>>69287457
>current year
>being angry at juveguy
wew lid
>>69287456
Already done
>>69287487
The sooner he fucks off the better
Nobody likes him and he doesn't make money betting, wish he died
>>69287457
this antsy faggot again
>>69287489
talking about people that bet with actual money, not someone that gets his monopoly board out to pretend he has some.
>>69287508
I like him :) makes it easier to spot bullards like yourself.
Has Federer switched places with Joaquin Phoenix
>>69287489
How much? A tenner?
you can get a free fishtank by putting 1k on raonic to hold every serve
V brave of federer to only use forehands this match
444444444444444444444
>>69287552
no surprise that the mod likes Juveguy
44444444
Heh, not so happy about backing Plzen now, but o3.5FH and the FT overs more than cover that
>>69287508
Do not post on this thread again. All you fucking do is moan. Fuck off. No one will ever like you. You are not relevant to anything.
>>69287529
Being this butt blasted.
>>69287619
im on 4.5
I swear usti were like 10/1 before the game
Get the absolute fuck on it to be a hung parliament. Its literally free money
>>69287640
Yeah, they take friendlies seriously. Plzen conceded like crazy last time I bet on them in one of their friendlies too and they came back from being 2 goals down. Not so sure how much Plzen really want a win here, but if anything I think this just means more goals in the 2nd half.
>>69287722
>that margin
>Federer saving 3 break points
wew. dream's still not over
Cilic is going to lose this. Such a weak man.
Lunch so so good
>been posting in the old thread wondering why no one is replying
PMSL
>>69287757
Libs need 4 more electorates for a majority. AT MOST THEY WILL GET 2
Im putting my whole bank on this
>>69287822
Those chips looks stale and hard as fuck. And even then, they looks like they'll just break.
The burrito looks okay, but can't say much without seeing the inside. So far 2/10
>>69287822
Is that a halal snack pack?
>>69287863
Paid a fiver for it so it's fine.
>>69287875
Can confirm it is halal.
>>69287623
Forgot your trip.
Can not stop smacking o5.5
Reminder that this is the GOAT
so is derfell GOAT??? Im starting to think so....
>>69287863
My lunch tomorrow. You mad, brah?
FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED
>>69287875
All snacks are now halal.
>>69287922
That was established yesterday
>>69287929
Surprised you're supporting Federer
Need Fed to win this set like air. Got way way too much on 5 sets. This is my last meal if he loses this set.
>>69287904
do i risk it.... hmmmmm....
>>69287922
waht's his tt
>>69287888
Five's good
>>69287923
Is this some type of meme food?
>>69285027
retard logic
>>69287849
you fucking idiot, they have cross benchers too. coalition can muster 3 mps. Packer is pretty much locked in, so in reality there's only two more mps to gain majority
>>69287722
looks likely, but betting on political stuff is complete lotto shite, laying liberal is very tempting tho
when I hear libertarians saying they also think about others, I think "yeah yeah, but only when you masturbate"
Who /cheekykebab/ for lunch
>>69288042
THEY ONLY USE CROSSBENCHERS WHEN ITS A HUNG PARLIAMENT
>>69287888
>>69287875
>>69288007
yes its a meme. its just kebab meat with some good sauces. beautiful to share with mates
>>69288037
not necessarily. What I'm saying is that some socialist ideas such as universal health care can do good, but ultimately socialism is the wrong ideology to govern a country by.
>>69287995
Do you follow your TT staking plan? Only 4/10
>>69287988
ON over 4.5 sets and Cilic to win
>>69288107
Would love that
>>69288108
No. I've literally got my whole life on this.
>>69288099
fuck me, im an idiot
seems like a good bet desu
>>69288108
ALWAYS follow the staking plan ;)
>>69288076
please have sex you odd little man
>>69288078
Holy fuck bro I'm having a heart attack just looking at that. Why all that sauce? Is it garlic mayo?
QUERREY QUERREY QUERREY O3.5 COMING IN
Hello? Goals?
>>69288131
All good. So you getting on?
>>69288148
Zzzzz
pls hold serve query
>>69288198
yes, if my bets on the romanian guy comes in tomorrow morning
YEEEEEEEEEEES BOYS
OK Bet 1 of the £5 to £500 Challenge:
Viktoria Plzen game, Over 5
£5 -> £7.50
>>69288250
#ON with 50c
>only wanting to make 5 quid
fine
ummmmm..... heyyyy...... like..... one more?? goal i mean..... heheheheh
Regret everything
>>69288338
If you complete it, I'll be up to €50 and will send you 2 fivers
>>69288370
If I complete it I won't need it
NEED ONE MORE GOAL
>>69288406
BOLD
55555555
5555555555555
>>69288338
That maths. Obviously wasn't one of your A*
5555555555555
FC Luzern 0:1 VfR Aalen
Luzern changend now to the a-team.
Rest time Luzern @ 2,7
TPS U20 -2 EH at Paddies @2.10 is a med
>>69288406
when do you graduate?
Momentum CLEARLY with Fed
>>69288488
predicted he'd want to donate to me most of his winnings desu
We're gonna see another Plzen goal
>>69288513
Yeah. SO close to taking the break and then Cilic went into god mode
>press bet
>suspended in favour of my bet
FUCK SAKE
Bet 1 complete, stay tuned for Bet 2. We're on £7.60
>>69288494
luzern -0.5 AH?
>>69288517
pmsl
On €0.92 now. Only 7 more bets with those odds to go
Romania any idea why Santa Claus + drifted SO SO much?
Should we back the +1.5 too?
NEED Luzern to score then I can say goodbye to the DAC
up LIFE
REMINDER
FLATANONS TIP IS IN "% MINS
>>69288762
22 mins
>>69288762
reminder it's a rule 4 race with two horses as nrs. just my luck, lel.
3-4,h ily shit I'm up so much. Based derfell meme bets
>>69288894
large overs on meme games are so fun to bet on.
OMG LUZERN OMG
A fucking baby could score this shit
Cilic SUCH a bottler.
NEED Flatanon horse to win, place will be PAINFUL. Used two bookie accounts to get on and they've already been limited (BF sportsbook - 100 quid on and coral 400 quid on) done it SO SO wrong
>>69288762
every fucking tip of his is being rule 4d lately, not his fault of course but glad i didnt get on
>>69288494
Based, thanks
LUZERN 111111
FEDERER
Beginning to think I should post my tips on TT again and not post other bets; it wouldn't be so dire otherwise.
Don't forget the Hannover game
NO LONGER DAC LADS AHAHHAAHAH
Fed SO majestic
>>69288971
Had a small on SW @ 10 ....
Come on Luzern
Need one more goal
>>69289019
got 10 mins lad
FEDERER FEDERER FEDERER
PLEASE
>>69289019
BASED JUVE
A
S
E
D
J
U
V
E
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
Because of you I have made a lot of money yesterday. My greatest ally.
Livestream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ls27v_live-fc-luzern-vs-vfr-aalen_sport
Lucerne PEN fuck yes
luzern odds shorted to 1.34
v v interesting
REFBALL LUZERN REFBALL
>>69289019
Amazing
need more mathworks tips like AIR
ffs fed
FED SO SO CLUTCH
YES
YES
Y
ESY
SE
Meh, only backed SW @5 when they were already 1-1 ; ;
FED
>>69289196
Hahaha that ace SO beautiful
>mfw in a matter of minutes all bets suddenly start coming through
>>69289019
Can you lend me a fiver?
ffs rog
Need Fed to win this tie then I'll be up an absolute cunt
And Luzern comes in as well, thank you based allah
come on jamie (murray)
COME ON FED
Hah, to think I didn't even want to leave my bed this morning, because I was DAC. up SO much already and more potentials coming later today.
Can't find the Hannover game on Unibet, pmsl that I can't back my own tip
DERFELL MEME DAY
LOVE HAWKEYE
>>69289355
YOU'RE SO FUCKING LUCKY
DERFELL
E
R
F
E
L
L
going LARGE on 1.FC Wunstorf - Hannover 96
>>69289430
Where are you finding it please? Unibet don't have it up and my Ladbrokes account is still suspended
Fed SUCH a joker toying with Cilic
>>69289468
365 have it
>>69289468
wait till kick off then put it on
>>69289430
>tfw I can't find this bet
S H A K I N G
anyone got a stream for Catterick? QUICK
FEDFEDFEDFEDFEDFED
WHERE IN SWITZERLAND ARE YOU FROM?
Lets go Flatanon! Lets go Flatanon! Lets go Flatanon!
>>69289555
LUZERN
FRAUD
WHOS WINNING THE FUCKING RACE
Literally the worst flatanon tip I've ever seen. Absolutely TERRIBLE
lol like 7th out of 8
No matter, thanks any flatanon
Flatanon really sucks
NEVER again
>cilic
>>69283884
>>69283884
>>69283884
>>69283884
>>69283884
So glad I didn't follow, Look forward his excuse this time.
Ban him for good Euan.
>>69289632
His last few tips have been dire, everyone just says he is due so they get on them
Fed express back on lads
Genuinely that was an awful ride on an awful horse pmsl.
>THEY SAID HE WOULDN'T WIN
APOLOGISE
Derfell > flatanon
>>69289686
forgot to get on pmsl
UP SO SO SO SO MUCH THANK YOU FED. COULD NOT STOP PACING. SO SO CLUTCH.
based Fed
now i need you to win this last set 6-3 or better
y-yikes
>>69289494
Fuck, limited on Bet365
>>69289497
Called Unibet and they don't have it, but requested the bet so hopefully they put it up for me.
3/5 tips have won so far, hopefully Huddersfield don't fuck this up for me. Gonna be up so much even after Hass's shite tip on Chicago yesterday
>>69289753
>8 flatanon bets
Newfag be gone
>>69289753
Do you have one for me? :)
Now come on Murray/Soares you fucking pansies
jesus christ you faggots seriously thought that was a good "tip" in the first place? even when he tipped it (eachway) it was only 6.5 in a fucking 10 horse race pmsl he just picked the top rated middle of the card horse as ALWAYS
>>69289833
no, fuck off
>>69289494
What odds did you get for over 3.5 and over 4.5? ON the train so the internet is shitty; gonna have to place this bet by calling them.
What should I have in my baked potato lads? Got a nice salmon to go with it
>>69289844
there was ZERO (0) value in that horse and anyone who listened to me in yesterday's thread got on Novinophobia instead and got 2nd at 7.5 minimum odds
>>69289753
post Euan & Derfell results
>>69289790
Want a classic Fedex 5th set now where he just steamrolls this cunt
Genuinely would be eating bread if I lost that tie break.
>>69289891
Cheese and beans
>>69289888
They've only got over 5 @1.950
>>69289922
Need Cilic now so I can boast how I told you all
>>69289844
>>69289910
Yeah but guess what? You're a grade A cunt who probably does know less than Flatanon so I'd rather keep following him because despite his lack of luck lately he does know what he is talking about and has spoken at great length regarding horse racing and tipping in here before.
You're just an angry anon chatting shit and aftertiming. Flatanon is confirmed knowledgeable and a nice guy.
>>69289949
Balls, hopefully Unibet have over 4.5. Not saying 5.5 won't come in, but I'd rather play it safe. Don't want another Schalke game where they park the bus after the first half.
>>69290035
lol fuck off
>>69289790
post slip
>>69289915
Don't follow derfell desu was just memeing
We need to petition to Euan to crown Derfell as the new king of /bet/ and usurp Hass and Flatanon, both confirmed frauds.
On Graffin o 4.5
Thread tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdiJQ7Nuubs
>>69290096
I haven't made enough bets for that mate, plus I need to fix my TT as it is dire.
lads...i think i found a system
pic related
>>69290048
I went on it anyway, probably be sweaty or a dream. Don't remind me of that schalke game hahahaha, those games are the reason for my cocaine habit.
>>69290096
Unfair to compare anyone with Derfel. They'll always fall short
>>69290080
What about Hass? Just started following his tips is he any good?
>>69290096
Romania is the king
>>69290038
>talking at great length
>rattling off a load of pseudo bullshit
aftertiming? go and reread yesterdays thread where he tipped it then you virgin bellend. no, i dont pretend to know everything like he does but i do work in a bookies and watch racing every day so know my way around well enough to tell a blatantly shit horse from a value one
I suggest you wise up son, do your own research next time
>>69290156
Yes well done you'll revolutionise betting with that system PMSL
>>69290225
Reminder that Romania's model got brutally assaulted and is filing for charges after the battering Derfel gave her yesterday
>>69290210
Never followed him, may start on tiny stakes soon.
>>69290156
PMSL. Great system led
>trying to place bet on the phone
>speaking to customer service
>he asks how much
>train goes into another tunnel
It is 20 fucking 16, if we can hurtle an astronaut around the earth with their shit and land a probe on a fucing asteroid; then we can get mobile single on one of the UK's busiest train lines
>>69290104
4444444
>>69290156
congrats. You just invented trading but with a margin for the bookies.
>>69290096
There will be no king unless they can record 200+ bets with a 30%+ ROI
WOW FED
>>69290156
LE PETER WEBB FACE ¬__¬
5th goal Graffin @1.9
>>69290339
but i win though
>>69290339
This might be a really stupid question but doesn't trading on Betfair have a margin with the commission?
>>69290232
>>talking at great length
>>rattling off a load of pseudo bullshit
Confirmed newfag
flatanon has spoken at very great length maybe a year or 18 months ago in here about horse racing and helped others to get a leg up on horse racing.
>i dont pretend to know everything like he does but i do work in a bookies and watch racing every day
Oh my mistake, you must know it all because you work in a bookies. And certainly people who watch other sports every day are never mugs are they?
>I suggest you wise up son
Funny I was just thinking the same
>>69290385
Okay Bruder
>>69290331
Comfy right now
on hands n knees for murray n soares
on Liptovsky -1 for a medium.
Spartak have had a shit season and are missing almost ALL their regular players anyway. Got a very young squad out. Tratan will win this. Drew 0-0 to Ruzomberok the other day even with some of their younger players.
zlin o3.5fh
Finally got on Hannover, odds of 1.69 on Unibet for over 4.5 goals. Will post slip when I get home so if it loses I sink with you guys.
How much is everyone up from the other 3 games?
>>69290568
*Tatran.
Disappointed Flatanon's horse didn't even place, felt like this was the ONE
Twins, mets and indains seems like decent value tbqh
need graffin to score the fifth
If ANYONE is not watching the Federer game rn I worry for them. getting v v tense
What is the bet today, lads? Need money like Ronaldo needs Benzema.
>>69290648
Federer got this
>>69290648
Fed wins
>>69290702
>>69290669
NEED this
R O G E R
hate this Cilic guy right now
>mfw people would actually pay £40 for my tips
Jesus
B R E A K
R
E
A
K
FEDERER GOAT so so good.
>>69290748
Take the free money
Ronaldo to score anytime at 17/5... what do you think?
>>69290748
Hope you told him it was a ruse and didnt rip him off.
Considering pulling the emergency stop lever so that I get enough signal to place more bets, fine is £200 and if Hannover comes in I can weather the fine.
R O G E R
O
G
E
R
>>69290748
>room for a little one
NONCE
Also
>Hass will never have his % battery showing
>>69290794
Joe Allen
>>69290472
>this whole post
topfuckingkek o i am laffin
are you flatanon? the salt is seeping. you also havent read any post properly so far, maybe the tears in your eyes
have a lifeline m8, jebel tara eachway at 9.0 in the 4.50 catterick. even if it doesnt place its still guaranteed better value than failsburg was and any lolanon tip ive seen lmfao . fuck it be cheeky, have a reverse forecast with dr red eye too
SO SO cringey that ARP posts BOOM on every TT tip
>>69290748
11111111111111111111111111111
Take the money Hass, you deserve it
GOAT
WAS LARGE @ 4
>>69290839
2222222222222
>>69290748
>Hass never has battery
Have you got grindr running in the background constantly? Also nice one with the Tatran tip
>>69290861
still DAC?
GO Peter GRIFFIN
Hassy<3
>>69290837
>He didn't get on 5 sets
Giggling
>>69290748
>Infinity
He's a nice lad don't rip him off
>>69290454
Yes but only 5% of profit, not 7% or whatever that bookie will have on every bet.
>>69290908
Any tips planned today Euan lid?
NEED Graffin to SCORE
>>69290748
Put fiver in my bio now. Need to scam some kids.
Also that was such an amazing match. Only caught the end of the 4th/5th.
>>69290834
>Accuses me of not reading his post
So I guess here is where I stop pointing out that flatanon has indeed shared a vast array of horse racing knowledge with /bet/ in the past and answered questions from people wanting to get a leg up on horse betting and showed he knew a lot about that subject because apparently you refuse to acknowledge that despite me telling you it twice now so I can only assume you are a troll.
No I won't be following your tips, you have absolutely not proven you have any knowledge so I can almost guarantee you know less than flatanon regardless of if your bet wins.
>>69290837
> on every TT tip
Wrong, I post boom on a few TT and Hass' bets for a laugh, grow up you big baby
>>69290949
I was comfy with my o4.5 before but getting a few droplets of sweat on my forehead now
>>69290902
>>69290811
Didn't rip him off, gave him a tip. I'm not that much of a cunt come on now
v v v worried about murray and soares desu begging they take it to a fifth at least
>>69290908
And betfair odds are usually higher
>>69290932
No.
>>69290968
Need those BOOOOOOOMS. Forgot all about my gimmick after having to change my profile picture :(
>paying £10/month for 1 tip per week on some low limit bookie
pmsl euan literally stealing a living
>>69290994
Good man. v proud
>>69291003
Can't even watch. All over the place after that Fed match.
Also lmao at Blair. Crying cos a few Iraqi kids got rekt. What a PUFF.
Used to get dece tinder matches last year, not changed my pics and recently I can't get any, not even mingers. What's up with that?
>>69291028
lol did that guy get in contact with Big_Al?
>>69291028
Come on Basi lid. You should also do this
"Just bought a new xbox game, and didn't want to pay for it so I bet on this xD xD :P"
>>69291048
All his tips been in asia desu lid
NEED Fed on the next OP.
>>69291163
What a brilliant, brilliant man. Tipping the hat I where while I bet towards my monitor
>its the year of our Lord 2016
>people are still not aware about how SUPREMELY racist the Tarzan movies are
Shameful boys desu
MURRAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>69291048
But if you make more than €10 a month following him, then it's worth it
MURRAY / SOARES
>>69291188
*wear
oops
>>69291153
As if that matters to any of his followers
>>69290580
4444444444
GRAFFIN PLEASE
SOARES
O
A
R
E
S
SUCH A COOL HEADED MAN.
>>69291163
Shame you were backing against him
>>69283611
>>69285562
>>69286445
>>69287111
>>69290960
his pseudo knowledge is false, deluded, over complicated bollocks and anyone who legitimately unironically needed and/or follows it is clinically retarded and i would urge immediate mental help, even reading ONE of his posts it's obvious he has no idea what he's talking about and just makes it up as he goes along, anyone who buys it clearly has no idea about gambling or horse racing in general.
Of course I reback FK Tartan 1st half handicap.
For fuck's sake.
Need just one more goal in this graffin game
>>69291188
thicko
>>69291264
Hahaha, Fed-deniers BTFO
>>69291242
Matters to me pal
>>69291264
You're as thick as your mum
PLEASE answer
>>69291278
mine ended on 88 minute??
>>69291341
>Murray
pmsl
>>69291341
Novak such a character
11111111 get in hearts
>>69291403
dat
That should wear Fed out for a final vs Murray. Excellent.
>>69291362
Mine went the 90 but everything got suspended in the 88th
Any thoughts on https://twitter.com/InplayMan ?
Been monitoring him a few days, and he seems pretty decent, with some banter on the side
Can we have an Opta Joe guy. Would be such a good gimmick. Banter.
>>69291436
Tsonga has taken a set off Murray in every ATP meeting meeting on grass
>>69291457
Terrible tipster. Cringe-inducing banter and parades around with an Euan-tier ego after tipping sub-1.5 odd games.
What are you putting on Portugal x Wales?
What about a cheeky draw @3,10 ?
>>69291457
He's a pseudo and a bit of a cunt who tries really hard to be funny.
Might put a tenner on the welsh xavi to score anything at 17.00
>>69291504
DnB wales
Need a BIG second half desu
>>69291457
fraud. There are no good tipsters on twitter
>Hannover got relegated this season
>oh shit
>still beat 2nd bundesliga teams 4-1
Was worried for second there
>>69291551
twitter.com/tip4theweekend
ARP's comments always crack me up
>>69291585
That's the joke lid, he's a fraud
Overs looking prime
>>69291489
Murray playing his best ever. On absolute fire. This is his peak. Meanwhile Tsonga got broken by Isner.
>>69291585
(thats the joke)
>>69291585
WTB Lincoln Red Imps?
>>69291656
No real need of this post.
>>69290834
Nice tips lads kek
Were haunted from what we’ve seen
Another force to cause emergency
Our paper hearts are folding
And torn apart as we hold them
>>69291659
Not touching it, tipped 2.5 goals and it only just came in at 2-1. Lincoln are playing at home so don't see more than 2 goals; maybe 3 but iffy
Can't be fucked tipping it on reffocs. Surrey SW today. get #on
>>69291767
cant find hannover game anymore baka
>>69291656
>>69291633
>>69291600
I was naming a good tipster on twitter lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NOuojD93Wo
me watching murray and soares
>>69291847
pmsl
Over 1.5FH goals in the FSV Frankfurt game seems good. Used to live in Fulda, know the team. FSV were shit in the 2nd and got relegated to the 3rd Bundesliga (Fulda play Regionalliga) but have a good attacking force.
>>69291900
Fulda play Oberliga I mean
>>69291847
kek
>>69291900
There we go 11111111111
>>69291900
managed to get on over 2 FH
>>69291963
222222222
EASY
LOVING these kraut tips
Anyone find the hannover game in play?
tbf if it causes birth defects i'd definitely want him to pull out
soares so heartless
o3.5 worth a shot too
>those Ellie Goulding bj lips
WEW lids
>>69292053
Betfair
>>69292070
The only people that have pulled out so far are people who don't care about their country
>>69292091
>>69292091
NEW THREAD
>>69292091
>>69292091
>>69292080
also getting on handis
