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Welsh Pride Edition
Still no Brexit Plan subedition
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>>69283593
1st for sharia law
1st for wageslave life so TEZ
First for get ready for the £5 to £500 challenge
4th for Croatia's brave Cilic and eid mubarak
Why is there no free bet on B365 ?
> I also do significantly better at in-play gambling and often have good in-play bets but only tip maybe 30% of them due to time/laziness. I have decided from now on I will take a more serious approach to my tipping as now there are nearly 100 of you guys following me I feel a bit more responsible, it's hard to gauge how many of you actually get on the tips but even one follower losing one bet is too many. As such, from now on, other than if stated, stakes will be accurate and not just advice. I will set-up a new spreadsheet and combine all personal and tipped bets. I will tell you guys in the form of shouts tips from other tipsters that I have got on and with what stake I got on them. I will try and provide you guys with the best odds on the lines and not just the ones from the bookie I use. Finally I have decided I will remain free forever but will possibly add a feature such as bitcoin donation into my about section, in case anyone ever wins big and feels generous. Till my next tip, stay shrewd.
>Keko posted a tip:
>Wales v Portugal: Wales SW 5/10
HAHAHA guys I just found out a foolproof trick
People IRL are actually kind and help others out
>>69283623
>bookies hate him.
>find out how juveguy made dozens of fivers with a simple trick.
>>69283617
Fug. Makes me feel bad for when I throw out meme bets and some poor lad gets on. Changed my life that quote.
>>69283630
money ruins friendships DO NOT do this
>>69283617
Man keko is really confident that this is going to be a high scoring game huh?
>>69283641
That's his mum
>>69283645
Why is his mom giving him money? Isn't it normally the other way round?
>>69283640
It's ridiculous to feel that way. It's not his fault a moron staked their lives on a shit bet. Sure he does stake pretty silly but it's not like he's been telling people to bankroll his tips
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE
>>69283641
NEEDED this coin for my £5 to £500 challenge later today. Might even be able to pay him back a tenner after the challenge
>>69283656
GIVE ME MY £50.
I hate TennisTipster lads, almost as much as I hate Hass
>>69283669
Hope you like me
>>69283675
Yes
>>69283656
Aren't you on like 60 pound??
Dukla reback
>>69283677
Cheers bud
>>69283682
Yes, was all tied up in my accounts though. Needed the fiver for this
>>69283692
Backing Wales so so much now
WTB
cheeky hundred on cilic?
>>69283652
Last nights thread someone said it was one of his mates that was getting on all his tips large and was in the shit with wonga etc. Probably mcdonalds frog pmsl
>>69283692
Great.
Wales are going to fucking win now.
Reminder that the me being a bad luck talisman meme is no longer applicable after yesterday
>>69283755
I will believe it if Portugal SW tonight
>>69283750
Bookies are going with a draw senpai.
>has shit luck for months
>has one good day
>suddenly cured
Lmao.
>People thinking this game will be won in 90mins
Idiots everywhere
Anyone seen the betfair offer?
Bet on fgs and if he scores twice you get 100 quid free bets.
Inb4 muggy muggy.
But if you put a tenner on bale or ronaldo to score first + lay on an exchage.
Worst case you lose a couple pounds, mid case you win like 30/40 quid, best case you win 30/40 + 100 in free bets.
Seems good to me.
>>69283777
If you want a handi for today. Belluci in the braunschweig challenger.
>>69283788
>leonlywatchedgroupstagesman
Not sure what I'll do with my £45 worth of free bets after TSU fires
>>69283805
Acc that with Murray?
>>69283824
Maybe with Radu Albot. Murray is a bit more risky. Likely to be a tiebreak.
>>69283794
Is this a new customer offer? Can only see the triple odds offer
>>69283835
Radu Albot is handi as well. Remember I only have tennis handis. Sucks so much to be missing out on all these fun accas
NEED flatanon to win desu
>>69283843
Yeah I meant a handi for Radu and Belluci.
Has Derfel posted any meme overs yet? waiting PATIENTLY
>>69283846
Can't believe I missed it. Only @ 4 now
>>69283871
Yeah. He post 4 last thread, go check them out.
Currently putting together the papers to formally banish Fraudanon from /bet/ if this horse fails today.
Should be on your desk after dinner Euan.
>>69283778
So did I. Got 90 down on a draw.
>>69283654
Faget
>>69283873
don't get how you missed it, you was in the thread last night
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/05/emma-watson-new-film-the-colony-47-pounds-uk-box-office#comments
JUST
are you people cereal about betting on mainstream?
>Got paid on Monday
>Got taxed £800
>Student Loans took £400
Fuck my life
>>69284129
Yes. I am at least.
>>69284140
>wageslaving
>paying back student loan
>>69283984
Did you listen to it?
>>69284140
>tfw those taxes pays my neetbux
Thanks lad.
>>69284140
>£400 student loan
how much are you earning lid? I pay back like £70 (pre-tuition fee spike)
>>69284140
if you go full-time gambling you don't have to pay back student loans
>>69284159
>Being proud of degeneracy
>>69284185
What degeneracy?
Not my fault I can't work lid.
>>69284208
>Depression
Or am I wrong
Don't work, but don't claim neetbux. Not a complete degenerate
>>69284214
Wrong. :^)
Severe anxiety, panic attacks and agoraphobia.
>>69284228
that's because you're a dull, vacuous spotty faced student who unironically believes in a left wing ideology
>>69284228
are you on derfells overs la
>>69284246
No what is it. LOVE the man
>>69284239
joe?
Odds sickeningly low, especially for Derfel. Will get on the 100%'ers
>>69284259
Sucks that my bookie offers none of those games. I love soccer way tips.
Where a da bets?
>>69284246
I'm on the ones I could find
>>69284250
No.
My name does begin with J though.
>>69284259
>100%s aren't priced yet
>50% @ 1.55
>>69284280
Jonathon Eloquentia
>>69284228
NEED to know your situation
>>69284284
The first 100%'s at evens, got #ON
>>69284292
v long story
>>69284158
Nope
Cannot wait for liberal anti-war cucks to be BTFO by the Chilcot inquiry
>>69284322
Would shake your hand but fear it'd break
NEED a shrewd bet or two desu
>>69284322
Cannot wait for Ian Hislop to BTFO the Blairites on Question Time tomorrow night.
Lids, what is THE Wales- Portugal prestake?
>>69284382
Wales DnB is pretty much riskfree
Not on it myself though
https://youtu.be/ztzqa9ZlicA
REMINDER
>>69284373
Not a fan of Blair or the Blairites. Don't think they were wrong about trying to dispose of such a vile and genocidal dictator though.
>>69284395
>What is Federer at Wimbledon
>>69284404
iraq was pretty stable at the time. a dictator is favourable to a destroyed country - with a needless and baseless invasion. it's the same with libya.
Reminder to do a cheeky small on BTTS in both qf games
>>69284443
Reread some old threads for me destroying anti-Iraq War cucks and hopefully you'll get a change of mind
Or watch this for a small taster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR1X3zV6X5Y
Why does everyone on here study politics? Just because you voted conservatives last election and watch question time doesn't mean you're a politician.
I can't decide between Portugal -2.5 corner handicap at evens, or btts at evens.
>>69284468
cannot be bothered, lad. a friend of mine came here from iraq due to the war. he's been back a few times, and needless to say, wish the invasion never happened.
>>69284443
>>69284468
Libya is such a crime. The country was actually well off, little oppresion and had an effective direct economy. Now its a shit hole, just hoping Assad doesn't loose the war.
>>69284497
Wales are a pretty corner heavy team as well
BTTS + Wales to Win @ 17/2
Why are people not betting on this
Gareth Bale FS / Bale to Score a Free Kick = YES
>>69284515
Funny how these "oppressed countries" have a decent amount of oil. Don't see them running into North Korea.
>>69284515
this.
juveguy needs to get out and speak to people who are originally from these countries. muh youtube videos is not an arguement.
>>69284515
Yeah can understand the ruining stability arguments against Libya despite Assad's quasi-dicatatorship. It's really a meme argument against Saddam though who was constantly pushing for expansion. Ask any of the Kurds how they felt during his reign. Absolutely deplorable.
>>69284544
>implying we wouldn't if we could
China are backing North Korea.
>>69284545
>hasn't read Hitchen's books
Posted a youtube link because you cunts wouldn't read anything. Still getting can't be bothered replies pmsl
>>69284544
Nah. A strong Libya is a strong Iran which is why USA was so adamant about shutting down Libya.
>>69284550
>>69284545
>>69284544
Dont like going on pol too much but in the syrian general threadthere were a couple of Iraqi, Syrian and Libyan people.
Libya was unquestionably a stable and legitimate nation. It had better public resources than any of our countries. Everyone had healthcare, heavily subsidized housing, education, ect ect.
Assad has committed crimes but does his crime warrant a 6 year war? the original opposition has now been hijacked. The 'moderate rebels' are now islamic terrorists and if they win it would basically be the return of the Taliban.
Saddam made too many mistakes. Funnily enough, the US turned a blind eye to his genocide against the Kurds and supplied arms for Saddam to fight Iran. By invading Kuwait and stubbornly believing he could hold against the US army, he sealed his fate long before the Iraqi war began.
>>69284562
Even if we could we don't. Because they actually do have WMD.
>>69284598
I'm not saying the USA are a moral force for good and I would've supported intervention when he tried to invade Kuwait. Disposing off Saddam was long due.
>>69284605
Not been following this much but wasn't it just Kim's and NK's word on it. Don't think the missiles have v long range
>>69284605
w2b on the wimbo la
Also fuck Unibet is such a bad site. Still isn't loading
Montedio game O5.5
>>69284629
I agree blind us hate is pointless. Saddam had to go, but without a long term plan the western leaders were just asking for trouble. A big reason ISIS came about is because of the Iraq war
>>69284650
I think we pulled out too early and I blame it on the massively reactionary liberal response to the war. The WMD's was a factor but it never was the sole reason as the media made it out to be leading to loads of people feeling lied and betrayed to. The invasion was imperative, the management wasn't so great.
>>69284629
They've done about 4 tests. Appears as a seismic disturbance. Hydrogen bomb not confirmed yet.
>>69284640
Check TT lid.
>>69284647
>Place my bet
>Rejected cause they scored
Fuck my life
>>69284682
>>69284647
My bad. It was rejected due to the red card.
>>69284682
not a goal, a red card man
Is there anything more pathetic than people who take an interest in politics.
Its usually the ones who arent exactly council and benefit rats, but the ones just slightly above that who havnt made it to middle class yet.
Just get a better job, get on with it and go on holidays lids
>>69284671
YOLO placed a £15 bet on Yosuke Watanuki. Is he good at tennis?
>>69284695
Will become an MP one day. Have my sights on Labour leadership before 50
MESSI SENTENCED TO 21MONTHS IN PRISON
HE WILL NOT SERVE JAIL TIME
>>69284711
juve check;
>>69284647
test
>>69284719
Man first Hillary. Now Clinton. Rich people really operate under different rules huh?
>>69284667
Thats why I think US intervention in Syria is a bad idea. Assad is oppressive but his managed to create a secular and stable nation. I'm pretty sure Assad was quite popular and managed to balance the minorities and sunnis of Syria well.
Funniest thing is that liberals love to contradict themselves. They want the rebels, most of them from terrorist groups from al nusra and al sham to defeat Assad, who gave voice to christians, kurds, alawites and other minorities.
>>69284711
Yes, I can finally use this on /sp/.
>>69284730
Will get on. Already wasted a lot betting on Wimbledon boys singles round of 16 pmsl
How much do we all have on Tsonga to win a set @2.25?
>>69284793
Thank you
>>69284698
Kek hope you at least checked rankings for your sake.
>>69284809
About 100 euros.
>>69284850
Couldn't find rankings and needed to get a quick bet at evens before my free bet expired. Bet on the only one with a wikipedia page
Can't believe Juveguy STILL hasn't bothered to read a history book after getting demolished last time in this argument
>>69284842
communist and tripfag? oh boy...your experience on this site surely must be amazing.
>>69284897
kys
dropped a Saddam write-up last time and wrecked havoc until the jannie woke up
>>69284897
I'm surprised people engage him in political discussion when he can't even come up with coherent arguments to defend a bet. Pathetic to be quite honest.
who else /stillrollinginapileofcash/ after Euan's winner yesterday?
>>69284842
now now, calm down.
socialism only sounds good when your unemployed and too young
>>69284920
Ive got it
Ive sussed you
GCSE History student (possibly an A)
A Level History, Politics and Economics (BCB)
Didnt get into Uni, or is waiting to get into Uni
NEET
No friends
Virgin
Kissless
Why should I take an interest in politics? I bet on football for a living, I don't pay tax, whoever is in charge has no impact on me whatsoever, I live in a bubble, never voted in any elections because I have no opinion on any party unless there's an impact on laws regarding tax and sports betting. Politics is for dullards.
>>69284945
if there wasn't any sort of socialism in most countries, capitalism would died in 2008.
Fact
>>69284920
How much do Buriram United win in this match lads??
Reminder Juve thinks there's NO real evidence to support people aren't happy that Saddam is gone
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36706265
>people not being able to celebrate ironic opinions from real ones
>>69284965
Wrong on all counts. My GCSE History A* certificate looks v v good pinned next to my monitor
>>69284971
I bet you're fun at parties
>>69284999
Show us.
>>69283755
You.only won you backed derfell's tip though
>>69284998
I said the Kurds who were being viciously genocided are all happy you utter dullard. Of course there'll be resentment in Iraq.
>>69284976
socialist policies and socialism is different. Governments saving the banks isnt socialism
NEED two goals, fucking red card
>>69284999
Show us
>>69284998
>Buriram pen while I was looking away
zzzzzzzzz
>>69285002
I am actually, much funner than the drydicks and nerds who stand around talking about tories and brexits and other topics I have no understanding of
>>69283654
You heard his song with This is Menace?
>>69284999
how goods a in GCSE? how hard is GCSE? In Australia A+ in subjects is a good score but to get the top marks there's an unofficial 'high a plus'.
How hard is it to get into oxford, ect?
>>69285080
Oxford is like AA*A* at A level
>>69285052
>>69285006
Will NOT be taking any other requests
>>69285080
>How hard is it to get into oxford, ect?
Fucking hard m8
How many monitors are you guys using? Feel like I need at least 1 or 2 more.
>>69285104
3 and a tablet
YES YOSUKE WATANOKI WON THE FIRST SET
>>69284269
Sorry, couldn't find any better odds. Over 4.5 on the Labern game is 2.17 but don't know if it will 100% come in.
Might be a high scoring game with odds during the week/weekend though. I've got all 5 games on an acca though
Is U40,5 on the federer match reasonable? New to tennis xD
>>69285092
nerd
>>69285115
did that acca with schalke and that come through?
>>69285111
For work, right? Do you put them all to use for betting, too?
>>69285092
Jesus christ, how pathetic are you with those grades and still being NEET
>>69285103
>>69285088
scary
>>69285130
Currently in Japan only have a laptop, but I have 3 27" monitors at home for whatever.
>>69284945
To be honest, most of the socialists I know are jaded old people who spent their entire life in a factory or in a farm.
Most young people is too much into post-left post modernist bullshit, and the first to go "yeah socialism works in theory but if you vote leave you're a racist cunt". They're literally Capitalism's best advocates and they don't even know.
>>69285133
Long story.
>>69285055
Think you'd be better telling us when you do get on something m8
>>69285014
The Kurdish population is a small fraction of Iraq and Iraq was already punished for its response to the Kurdish rebellion that happened way back in the 80s
WHY IS THERE NO FREE IN PLAY BET
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
55555555555555
>>69285112
No he didn't.
Also pmsl. An A* at gcse is child's play. Literally study for a week and if you're not a retard you'll get it.
555555555555555
>>69284647
>>69285157
Will you ever tell us?
>>69285180
Yeah I misread. Had the odds for set win up and it dropped massively. V V DAC
>two n/r in flatanons race
zzz going to be dac even with a place
big test of the Romanian model tonight. placed a unit for each stake the Romanian posted. most of my bankroll of 200 dollars on the line
>>69285128
Nah, 6/7 won; U21 game didn't win but that was my mistake. Accas can work if there are 4/5 researched games
>>69285219
>not trading
pmsl
>>69285229
post book
>>69285163
>Think you'd be better telling us when you do get on something m8
I'm on Muang Thong DNB, Viktoria SW but they're already 1 up, want to get on o2.5 for both games when price gets better
Does BOG apply to rule 4 n/r?
>Yosokue broken
What a cunt
>>69285247
Muang 11111111
>>69285266
Why do you place bets like this?
>>69285244
>>69285247
Viktoria 2222222
>Yosuke breaks back
beautiful
I really REALLY like these threads. They're like little stories. I come in and check on all the characters at least once a day.
>>69285163
See why it's difficult to get on? Goals in both games not even 2 minutes after I posted. Price for o2.5 was ~1.7 and with a 5% deduction it's almost not worth it for me.
>Yosuke broken again
fucking cunt
NEED one more
Today's gonna be very DAC. Dreading having to add up all these losses
>>69283593
Wales are going to get BTFO by TSUUUU
England b team just won't be able to compete
>>69285288
3333333 overs in
>>69285397
It's going to be a draw at 90.
>>69285388
You've got two hands, shouldn't be too difficult
>>69285402
>No Ramsgoat
>No davies
pmsl
WTB LIDS
>>69285397
>Wales are going to get BTFO by TSUUUU
Good call
Tears.
>>69285348
Please tell us more
Got way too much coin on Radu Albot
>>69285407
Still, screenshot that post; draw at 90.
>>69285403
his hands are painted on m8
Probably gonna see some substitutions and a slower 2nd half in the Viktoria game, but o4.5 seems alright.
>>69285419
>women's quote unquote sport advocate
pmsl
>>69285419
>its the year of our Lord 2016
>he doesn't support womens rights
baka
>>69285419
Didn't they have a woman on the US cover? They also added womens teams which were god awful and nobody used
I have faith.
>he loses
down £15 + £5 rebacks
>>69285490
pray for another goal in montedeio game
>>69285473
Used them to play a girl online once.
>>69285471
Joined my unis gender equality society
>>69285490
SAVES 3 MATCH POINTS
>>69285502
chalked that up as a loss. normal play resumed. can't win anything. praying for yesterday
>>69285434
With you pal
If Federer doesn't win I'm qutting /bet/ and gambling
Marin Cilic. Do duty by your king.
>>69285558
BEYOND LARGE on Cilic
COME ON BABOS YOU SLAG
>>69285419
Captcha: Select all sandwiches kek
NEED flatanon to come through
>>69285558
>I'm qutting /bet/
Is this going to be in TennisTipster style where you take off your trip and then realise you like the attention too much to actually go through with your promise?
Messi in jail for 21 months pmsl
>>69285630
No I'll be quitting putting money on the outcomes of sports entirely. Not a fraud
>>69285558
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Boring mate
>>69285651
Reminder you will never be one of the elite /sp/ Posters of yesteryear
>>69285647
Suspended sentence. He won't sit a day in prison. Just a massive fine.
>>69285647
suspended sentence lid
>>69285647
Gonna be probation though, so pretty much meaningless
Can imagine Juve furiously sitting in his room writing in pencil and asking his mum how to spell Baghdad.
>>69285700
Juves a member of FEMEN
>>69285700
Why do you think that?
babos and partner playing awfully
>>69285700
kek
juveguy what are you wearing
>>69285752
Not watching but they just won a set 6-1
>>69285448
444444
Federer looking SO good
School finishes in July
/bet/ threads move much faster
I fucking hate summer
>>69285790
55555555 o4.5 in
RADUUUUUU
Love the Federer forehand
>>69285894
over 6.5?
>>69285933
Could see it happen, but I backed o5.5 already when I backed o4.5 so I'm not gonna bother
>>69285894
Need one more
>>69285960
Actually, the price is good enough I think
what is THE in play /bet/ right now?
>>69285981
FUCK i shoulda got on it
>>69285960
goddammit 6 before i could even load 365
Another derfell bet comes sailing in
666666 pmsl bookies clueless
seriously though, even sw was available at 1.7 at one point early in the game and you could easily reback after every goal
