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mugs feasting edition
>Helpful links
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
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http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>/bet/ approved song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQfuG3VX0Lo
>>69274144
But its not Saturday?
UP SUMS FROM FRIENDLIES SUB EDITION
Big Sam sub edition
First for 10-0
Paid tipsters on suicide watch
Met a chap called Mantilla the other day. Told him to hold a serve. He dropped it.
>>69274186
What's the difference between him and Roy? Isn't he just another mediocre English manager?
>>69274111
I'm not going to pay you 10£. Please save your tricks for someone else.
hup sums on Faroe Islanders subedition
>>69274214
Yes. But people love a meme.
>>69274181
Down insane following your shitty US tips sub-sub edition.
>>69274214
The difference is it would actually come home with Big Sam in charge.
>>69274217
I dont want your greasy european money, thank you very much
>>69274224
how much u up ?
>>69274227
I'm like twice a day living the NEET life. Need to make changes desu
now that i'm winning big, can i go paid? Need greasy tenners
>>69274262
6/10 @ 1.83
begging he breaks
>>69274241
Same, plus I'm on Municipal too. Thank god I already cashed out all the money I need to pay bills at the end of the month.
>>69274293
not really you need to prove it's not just one good day
>>69274241
Don't worry, there's more to come tonight
>>69274324
No more money left to put on shit tips :(
>>69274238
>>69274250
What about Moyes?
>>69274286
same lid, started today and hasn't been too hard, watch far too much porn normally during the day even when not wanking must be doing some harm long term
NEED some liquidity on Betfair. Alex is v v much laying price at joint favourite since his popularity has disappeared and Hughie is really gaining some momentum here
>gets broken from 30:0
le sigh
Juve Tryhards Day 8 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £68
Day: +£45
v v good day, nearly everything coming through on TT and /bet/. major props to Derfel for the meme bet coming through, on track for the projected three digits by the end of the week.
>>69274435
Well done pal
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69170215/#69181437
AHEAD of schedule.
>>69274435
need to do as well as this
Hass worth taking Chicago SW now?
all gone pete tong
Wouldn't mind another one Municipal. Just please don't concede again and break my heart ;_;
>>69274144
why is that lady about to throw a chicken dinner?
>>69274486
follow my over tips when I post them, so far I've tipped 13 of them and 11 have won.
>>69274495
Will be very upset if it doesn't win because I'm on -0.75 from 0-0 kek
>>69274446
thanks mate.
also just read the last thread. the absolute state of derfel. pmsl. cannot believe that bet went through. NEED him around to act as a counterbalance to my lack of luck
>>69274516
Probably mad about the lack of gravy
So so dire. Just win 4 games you nonce.
>>69274518
I will. Colorado fucked me last night though.
>>69274504
Was on -1, already marked as a loss
If Chicago Fire lose this match I blame Keko
>>69274536
Federer SW and Murray 3-0 double @ two and a half?
>>69274525
won't lie to you, when it was 1-1 at half time I gave up and thought I'd fucked up so went to bed.
>>69274573
Are you saying there is a chance of it being a draw? I followed your tip famalam, don't want to lose my small
>>69274593
you got a TT?
is Fed/Berdych/Murray/Raonic THE bet?
>>69274555
Didn't realize you were on it. Will do the same
>>69274613
yeh, but it's dire. I post all my over worldies here and spam it a bit so people don't miss out
PLEASE hold
>>69274654
fair enough, keep doing it please
Derfel anything else to back LARGE on overs?
cba
>no MLS
boring night lads
Heads spinning. Can't sleep tonight.
STUPID SPIC
ONLY NEED MANTILLA TO WIN ON MORE GAME FOR MY +17.5 FUCK SAKE LADS
>>69274678
Nothing tonight, still looking at tomorrow
WETBACK CUNT
>>69274708
>>69274615
please respond
Give me a chase bet. Just can't think straight.
>>69274767
Yes. My heart says Cilic will give it a good run. But that should 99% win.
EVERYONE get on Atlanta Braves SW @ evens
>>69274770
this.
down 4 figures in 2 weeks.
>>69274812
don't you dare tell me what to do you pathetic maggot
>>69274812
PLEASE tell me why I should be on the worst team in the league on the road
Chicago PLEASE
wtb?
>>69274859
Model gave me a ring and said they'll win
>>69274812
someone on TT tipped Phillies tho
pmsl at municipal and chicago
>>69274895
most certainly not pmsl right now pal
>>69274884
they're mugs
>>69274863
33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
>>69274889
meant this >>69274924
>>69274889
Also lol BetwithBTC was literally proven to be a fraud by someone here. He doesn't know his shit.
1k on chicago dnb 1.25
cannot lose and will be even for the day if it wins
shaking
>>69274884
>Braves starter's second game back since being on the DL
>Phillies starter been pitching well
Think I'll take the Phillies
juve trying to not so subtley manipulate the market for his next quid bet
>>69274963
what are you wearing right now?
imagine you're the sort of guy who stays in trackie bottoms and a smelly t shirt all day
>>69275002
What are you wearing? I find it hard to believe ANYONE dresses to sit in their own house
If Chicago fire win im even finally and can pay my debts and move on my with my life. Not even that much, just 1850 quid but the interest is killing me and unemployed. If they lose has anyone got any real advice. I'm really lost right now
>>69275002
v strange post
>>69275036
Don't use gambling to pay off debts
>>69274964
uh oh
>>69275032
N&F jeans and an AA tshirt
>>69274964
OHHHHH
>hass
Hope he dies in his sleep
>>69275036
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>>69275002
>Wearing "cool" clothes inside the house
Wearing your mum's shirt and boxers atm
>>69274964
literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVyggTKDcOE
Chicago please score 2
tears
>>69275036
Make that 3700 in debt. Can you just file for bankruptcy or something?
>>69275061
Dont even know what they are pal but you are a very strange person. Dont @ me
incoming chicagoguy
>cashed out on overs
>accidently put it in Thunder bay instead of Chicago
Phew
Mentally upvoting Euan's posts SO hard
Reminder that you should always be well dressed even if you don't plan on leaving the house. You never know what could happen or who could pop over, literally no point in wearing shit "comfy" clothes. Nice clothes are comfortable too and it benefits your gambling and mood.
>>69275104
I just go huge on red in roulette, either uafc or just declare bankruptcy if it loses tbqh. Must've done it about 15 times now pmsl absolutely surreal.
>>69275105
Bet you're the type of mong who wears superdry clothing and bootcut jeans.
>>69275142
Nonce: the post
Bet you wear gloves when you type on the keyboard
>>69275142
>being able to scratch and play with my balls also benefits my gambling
A hefty chunk of today's profits gone on this Chicago game.
Still up for the day but it doesn't feel good
>>69275158
Basketball/boxing shorts are so so good for lounging around in
>>69275149
Will have to lend to do it, probably can get a few thousand from those crappy wonga sites. Fucking hell is this my life now. I just started with pound accas, now this
>>69275149
same, i'm so sick at chasing. literally about 8/8 on all in football bets when i'm down insane just stick roll on unders with 10 mins to go and it's won every time. so blessed.
>>69275158
>no naked option
>>69275158
>no pyjamas option
Literally sat with my balls facing the fan. Wearing a vintage Chelsea shirt with Wise on the back.
>>69275158
Hass triple voting option 2 pmsl
>>69275167
>>69275170
Plebs
>>69275142
no
cotton shorts and tees while lounging about
nice clothes for when you go out and pull slags
SO MUCH AIR ON DRAW NO BET
GET ANOHTER
1 MORE CHICAGO
like to draw your attention to the fact Keko tipped this, not me pls
"Comfy clothes" is such a meme
A pair of jeans and a shirt or t shirt is fine for lounging around in, it's not uncomfortable at all and still looks respectable. Jogging bottoms look awful and unhygienic and are only worn by fat, leave voting, chavs
So, so comfortable right now breaking in my new £130 APC jeans, going to get some real sick fades
>>69275227
One of them was me. Literally sitting in front of the pc at 1am in a business casual outfit. Don't even own "comfy" clothes.
>>69275287
Bet you cut your nails and wipe when you have a shit too. Nonce.
Sorry about this one, not had a good day. Might take a week off and try find some more certain bets, feel like I've let a few of you down lately.
What a fucking cunt as if that makes up for anything.
Ameribets can you recommend a SW for the Baseball games?
>>69275303
>>69275287
Spotted 2 of the 4 nonces browsing /bet/
>>69275315
dont man baseball always fucks everything up
>>69275307
>>69275303
>>69275287
Raging homosexuals.
>>69275321
Okay :(
>>69275287
agree 2bh. All feels the same to me.
>>69275315
Philadelphia ;) Won't tell you what else I'm on for fear that you'll get on too and make them lose
>>69275307
The image of you gets evermore intriguing in my head
Wtb? I'm down a fuckton tonight. :(
Don't know who wears jogging bottoms in their house, especially in the summer. Talking about shorts here.
>>69275342
Hope you caught the memo, I'm a lucky talisman now. Is that your best one? Mara gave me a free bet that I can only place on a SW, really NEED it
On my knees for JANI
>cash out all my winnings from Unibet but leave £90 to play with
>Chicago game at 1-0, put £40 on Chicago next goalscorer
>Lose
>1-1, put £50 on over 2.5
>No goals at 80 minutes, cash out and put £23 on Chicago to win
>1-2
>cash out the £6 and put it on other team to score next goal
>2-2
Fucking hell I'm an idiot. Can't even top up either as I have a deposit limit of £200 a week and can't deposit until Monday. Never should have cashed out, nothing left to play with.
praying for a Parana goal
>>69275369
Nationals and Leaveland should win too, but the odds are pretty shit
No one should ever cash out. Only stake what you're not worried about losing. xo
Who tipped that Cesar Vallego o5.5 earlier?
25 minutes and NO GOALS.
>>69275394
u srs bro?
>>69275394
it was an ironic post by romania because his """"system"""" got btfo
>>69275389
Can't stop rebacking.
>bird I'm chatting to asks me every single day if I've been up to anything interesting today
Honestly can't think of anymore bullshit to cover up I sit in front of a laptop shitposting and betting like the uber degenerate I am. Need help boys
>>69275392
Don't know why I even did it, I've lost a lot more money by cashing out too early
>>69275389
Same. Have lost pretty much all my most recent bets though (or refunds), so wouldn't keep my hopes up.
>>69275402
Deadly serious.
The last time they played it was 10-0 apparently.
>>69275407
TT pls give tips.
I'm down SO bad.
>>69275422
Give me an hour lid.
>>69275385
If this a 4th layer of irony or is /bet/ genuinely full of retards? I have been trying to work it out for a while now but just cant
How on earth is anyone down today? So many good bets posted, even Defail's tip came in ffs.
Do you guys not understand bankroll management?
>>69275412
Birds LOVE a shrewd man. Know this from experience.
>>69275437
Just retards, like ones who post a tip on TT and then post the opposite on here
>>69275446
Yeah, /bet/ itself must've been batting around a 80%+ win-rate today. Tears if you're not UAC
>>69275446
You say that like the majority of my tips don't come in...
>>69275446
I don't think anyone actually go on his tip, he spammed it a bit but we never actually follow them
>>69275412
Tell her you won a massive bet today. You're part of a syndicate. Other things include, you went to a friends, had lunch. If she asks who the friend is have got to say a female. Her tiny brain will spin endlessly. She'll be all over you.
>>69275487
no no no
you did not witness the meme magic
>>69275437
>is /bet/ genuinely full of retards?
>been trying to work it out for a while
>>69275487
>he wasn't on it
PMSL
Nvm lids, it was Cesar Vallejo v San Martin that I be o5.5 on
>>69275446
Stupidly cashed out on dumfalk.
Romania's tips all failed.
As did that Peru game.
>>69275451
>know this from experience
When's the next time you want me to take your old lady out?
>>69275516
Why would you bet on Romania's tips and not Defails meme overs?
>>69275142
Nah cant beat sitting placing your bets in your comfiest joggers and t-shirt, if anyone comes round will only be my gran or my brother.
Is there any bookie offering odds on us not leaving the EU? Got a feeling Article 50 won't be invoked.
The state of keko right now. Has anyone else read that wall of text? Is he taking any substances?
>>69275516
Euan's B36 tip won, my tips on Heracles, Gleisdorf, Hartberg, East Fife, 1st half Motherwell, and Schalke tips all won. Sorry about Chicago Fire but no reason for anyone to be DAC today
>>69275577
And m-my tips.
>>69275573
He seems very upset, guessing he was on the wrong side of a big bet or something
>>69275560
https://www.skybet.com/politics/european-politics/event/19451469
Although it's 6/4 and you would have to wait till 2018 for it to pay out.
>>69275630
fuck skybet, odds are the worst anywhere
>>69275577
You didn't tip Schalke, I did.
>>69275412
I'll talk to her if you want? Literally not spoken to a girl since I finished uni last month
>>69275535
No idea who that is lid.
>>69275577
Giv tipstertube pls.
>>69275453
Look back and read the thread. It is very obvious I had tipped B36 since every post I replied to was about my bet drifting and saying the market was wrong. Only utter mongs would get on Valletta based on what was posted in /bet/
>inb4 nibs.
I dont even know what is real anymore
>>69275675
so why did you tip it on TT?
>>69275516
I got on all of romanias tips and I'm still in profit from them???
>>69275664
>doesn't have a trip
>thinks his opinion matters
Kek, KEK
>>69275673
Basi-booms
>>69275737
>Subscription: £40 a month
Heh, nice troll lid.
>>69275719
I tipped them because after watching the first leg, they looked like they would win with the home advantage
>>69275656
Yeah but they have the best meme markets lid
>>69275737
>is so shrewd he needs to steal other people's tips
I swear I will come to whatever paki den you're sitting in in London and make your wife's son watches as I wipe the curry smell off your entire body
>>69275622
Heard his friend was going large on all his tips, no bankroll management, loans etc. He only found out this evening after the last tip about the scale. Feels really grim about it all. I pmed him on tt
>>69275779
Would LOVE to see the comments on this
>>69275672
Please do, I need someone to take care of her for me. Think I've gotten in waaaay too deep and she likes me too much
>>69275779
So my original point stands; you tipped both to win. Like a fucking clueless retard.
>>69275822
Kek
>>69275806
Jesus.... This is why I never ever give 'tips' to mates
>>69275816
Can't wait till you get BTFO by Chilcot desu
>>69275573
>>69275806
What wall of text?
>>69275737
>>69275779
I can't believe there are people here who actually charge for tips.
What fucking kikes.
>>69275847
Link to Keko's breakdown pls
>>69275822
PMSL desperately NEED you to trip up
/bet/ has a VERY large turnover of newfags
>>69275869
Hass doesn't charge 40 quid pmsl
It's a joke
>>69275898
huge loss of comfyness as well in recent weeks
>I also do significantly better at in-play gambling and often have good in-play bets but only tip maybe 30% of them due to time/laziness. I have decided from now on I will take a more serious approach to my tipping as now there are nearly 100 of you guys following me I feel a bit more responsible, it's hard to gauge how many of you actually get on the tips but even one follower losing one bet is too many. As such, from now on, other than if stated, stakes will be accurate and not just advice. I will set-up a new spreadsheet and combine all personal and tipped bets. I will tell you guys in the form of shouts tips from other tipsters that I have got on and with what stake I got on them. I will try and provide you guys with the best odds on the lines and not just the ones from the bookie I use. Finally I have decided I will remain free forever but will possibly add a feature such as bitcoin donation into my about section, in case anyone ever wins big and feels generous. Till my next tip, stay shrewd.
>>69275904
v worried by this post, i've sent him £200 in subscription fees so far this year.
>>69275573
>>69275622
>>69275806
Where can I read this wall of text? Cant see it in he comments of his tips?
>>69275822
Please point out where I tipped Valletta and I will give you my entire bankroll. And fake screenshots dont count.
So glad Albania did that desu. Such a smart guy.
>>69275869
I cant believe people think they can get good tips >for free
What fucking greasy leaches.
>>69275898
Its just /eurobet/ happens every second summer. Things will be back to normal by September hopefully
>>69275904
What? I messaged him last week and he said he only actually charges £20 and I paid him to follow him, is he actually free?
Kek. People paid Hass.
>>69275986
PLEASE have sex
Thinking of setting up a TT and tipping random obscure shite and getting lucky so people will think I'm a judge
I want a smed o n O0.5 in the Avai game. Waiting for decent odds.
>>69276009
Soon.
Walking to the local supermarket lads. Don't wanna get stabbed. Stay with me.
>>69275952
>oh shit my bet lost, let me quickly edit the image!
Confirmed for fraud, well done on the 1.83 odds. The rest of us were on the Irish game at odds of 6.5
>>69275952
>Please point out where I tipped Valletta
If he STILL hasn't worked out what happened he never will. Its almost definitely someone looking for easy nibs anyway
>>69275933
Wait is keko the same guy that was tipping under the stay shrewd name on here in may then?
>>69275971
He told me it was 30 and he only charges so the lines don't go on his tips....
Is it illegal to do that thing where you claim you have fixed games and send opposite results to 2 separate groups of people?
>>69276028
Its starting to get pathetic now derfell
so SO many nibs in this thread.
dat fake suspend.. could really need that Parana win
>>69276061
PLEASE don't criticise the man that won us HUGE amounts
>>69276031
I DONT KNOW WHAT IS SATIRE ANY MORE PLEASE SEND HELP
>>69276053
Dont think so.
>>69276028
You've got to be at least in the top 5 dullards to have ever graced /bet/ desu
>>69276061
Not me lid, I'm busy looking for more games and munching down on a kebab that's greasier then Hass's in the morning
Derfell tipped the Irish game? His profile on tipstertube is terrible, is he actually shrewd?
>>69276109
Have you ever tried it yourself? It seems like an easy way to make money if you got a mailing list or some way of spreading out your "fixed games".
>>69276114
more games like the 10-0?
>>69276124
Very. Tipped a Chicago game earlier at high odds for a nice, comfy win. King of /bet/ imo
>>69276053
It's absolutely illegal if you receive money.
>>69276111
>>69276109
PMSL, all these salty posts.
Don't even start to think you're on the same level as Derfell.
When you regularly win bets at odds above 7 then you can criticise him.
>>69276124
best to ignore my tt, I got a bit silly and made 15 bets for one game. If you look at my MLS tips im doing well
>>69276159
bro, I hadnt slept for 2 days and admitted my mistake; the game was 7-0 and not 10-0
>>69276163
This, got on his correct score tip and just on my way to Betfair to get my winnings.
>>69276175
Just so ENVIOUS I didn't get on those odds though Hass. I can only apologise to the thread
>>69276233
So so degenerate
Here's an updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/ (toss-up between Venus & TorasAngel)
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
7. Official meme animal to make sporting predictions (Euan buying a goldfish?!)
8. Official motto (thinking "Gambling just NOT profitable" fits, need a consensus)
>>69276134
Nope.
>>69275933
Is this really a breakdown? Also I don't think anyone will donate hahaha he's not even that good of a tipster. Also is he a confirmed /bet/ user?
In asda. Anyone want anything?
>>69276253
Would love to be a cdm. Could get my cat but he's at the vet getting his ribs patched up. RSPCA sending so many letters.
>>69276233
>mfc
Did you mean mic? Made in Chelsea?
Jess is objectively the best
>>69276024
What time do you go to work? You always seem to be up late
>>69276253
Reminder that queen of /bet/ is either the entire UCD Waves team or Jessica Adams.
>>69276240
why do you always criticize my choice of pleasure?
>>69276166
What law is it breaking?
>>69276289
PLEASE CHARGE YOUR PHONE
>>69276233
https://www.instagram.com/juli.annee
This girl right here although I think shes stopped now
>>69276233
Arayah, loona, lil emma
Quality of /bet/ had been getting a bit toxic of late I agree. Can everyone remember it's the bookies losing money that is good, not each other. Also nibs levels need to be brought back down to presummer levels again, I believe 5% is a good target.
Haven't had a ban from the janni in months and tindy posting is a rarity. Shame to give up our culture so easily
>>69276233
PLEASE have sex
>tfw no matter how many bets Hass wins I still wont think he is shrewd
am I racist?
>>69276309
>not that Icelandic girl Jenny spunks over
>>69276391
Yes, behave
CANNOT wait until summer is over
Just bought some Persols, skinny black jeans, a check shirt and leather creepers with my Euan winnings.
Am I Hass yet?
>>69276300
Start work at 11:30 tomorrow
Can't wait till uni starts so I can post naughty snapchats here.
>>69276253
Here's an actual list of what /bet/ needs
1) Juveguy to pay everyone the £50 he promised when REMAIN lost
2) Hass to offer fashion tips with his actual tips, for instance how best to suck your cheeks in for photos
3) Juveguy to finally reveal whether he's a skinny paki called Soonhil or whether's he a fat paki who DJs in Malta
4) More Derfail tips that win
5) Less triggering Euan
6) A /bet/ meet-up at the Ladbrokes in Solihull followed by drinking stellas on the street corner
>>69276420
Got a really nice flannel shirt the other day from a South Korean streetwear brand, love it
>>69276442
Every single bit of this sounds surreal
>>69276368
girlsfriends house has v thin walls, she worries her parents will hear
>>69276253
>>69276309
This is wrong. The queens of bet are Emma Rolston and Jasmine Pereira.
>>69276473
I'm ok with this too
>>69276442
That DJ is Maltan; not a paki
>>69276473
>He's forgetting about Vivianne Miedema
Put all my bankroll (just under 7k) on chicago fire -0.5 after they conceded the first goal. I'm so numb. Funded my roll with what was left of my student loan, and I still have 2 months of rent and bills to pay. In a dark place desu right now. Need some support.
>>69276408
I honestly want to follow your bets but I just cant get my head around the fact that you are shrewd.
Anyone else had this problem?
>>69276542
uh oh
>>69276542
Think you're telling me tall tales here pal
>>69276542
I already was on from 1-0 on my bet365, and the info seemed good so I just kept rebacking since it was also in Asia. Now I just don't know what to do
>>69276542
post slip
>>69276545
he's not shrewd, just steals my tips
>>69276542
post slips
>>69276473
>Emma Rolston
Nevar 4get 25 goals in 4 games
>>69276545
yes, i have this issue with Euan
>>69276542
Post slip zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69276545
Well after my first 50 tips I think I had a negative yield of -10 kek. But I've turned it around now pretty impressively.
>>69276253
Who is missing from the faces of /bet/?
Frozen m&ms so SO good. Actually can't believe how much better they taste after being in the freezer. Fuck.
Would post slips but my hands are fucking bleeding and my laptop is the only commodity I have that I can sell on for extra cash
Can't log on through my phone because I don't know the asianodds password off by heart, never changed it when they set up my account
>>69276625
wew lad
>>69276608
I don't have you Chris
>>69276648
Wouldnt risk a ban posting this unless I was serious here friendo.
>>69276645
so lies then
>>69276442
bet meetup was in aberdeen last week lid, we were all at the game
>>69276608
Add me
>>69276625
Same with frubes
>>69276645
>my laptop is the only commodity I have that I can sell on for extra cash
>my phone
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Don't get the post slips issue. Wear gloves when collecting the mail and never had a problem.
>>69276698
Juve still owes me uber money
>>69276706
It's just a burner I used for accounts. I fucking bought an account the other day off my cousin for a hundred quid. Could use that money now
>>69276728
SUCH a character
>>69276672
How about you learn how to spell my name correctly you fud
>>69276701
Shouldn't you be preparing to face France?
>>69276645
have sex you strange little man
>>69276713
Strange post, this
>Soham will turn up to the /bet/ meet up and it won't be me
IMAGINE not backing Fredericksburg before they scored.
>>69276764
Kek, the state of Ameribets trying to pay for his round at the pub before the game in dollars
Not happy about the lack of support in this thread. I walked more than a mile with not even a, are you okay TT? I'm not.
>>69276764
Hmmmm not sure you're a Kris desu
Anyone heard from BT or J West recently? Both have opened my snapchats last couple of days but they haven't replied
>>69276767
All I can do now is have sex. Going to fuck my dog on camera and sell it to the black market
Someone make a /biz/ thread
>>69276806
I only carry around gold bars with me, no cash
>>69276835
I can be whatever you want bb :3
>>69276808
Hope you were stabbed and this is your last post
>>69276852
V v v v strange post
>>69276808
not a very comfy thread. Juveguy got pummeled yesterday
going bald so tez
>>69276808
>tripcode
>wake up
>Berdych won
VERY good start to the day lads
>>69276914
Hair transplant in hungary only 2k, bargain tbqh.
OKC just wins.
>>69276914
Alpecin lid.
>>69276936
Link to website?
>>69276942
like chicago?
NEED a goal in this game or I'll need a new hair stylist.
>>69276949
not fucking reeking of coffee
>>69276949
Does it actually work? When do you need to start using it?
Made it home safe x
>>69276964
Down so much. Actually weeping.
>oddsportal down
>pinnacle down
Is this the jews?
>>69277044
Same. Considering lumping on OKC, but Hass' analysis "Just wins" isn't all that convincing and I can't take another loss like the Chicago Fire earlier.
>>69276964
>>69277044
Which game?
>>69277027
>euan losing his mop
pmsl
>>69277072
not down for me
>>69277078
May have overstaked it a tad, just think the new players OKC have will be to much for Odessa. You can watch the stream on YouTube but if you missed -0.25 don't get on now.
Best gimmicks award
1.German who just simply can not win
2.Peru who says gay shit
3.PLEASE lend me a fiver
4. Derfell meme tips
>>69276951
http://www.hairpalace.co.uk/
>>69277101
Oddsportal was down for a few minutes (checked downforeveryoneorjustme), Pinnacle says 'server not found' for me
who /DallasWings/ here?
>>69277121
Here's a (you), lid
Hope it tides you over till morning
Sweet dreams
>>69277098
Runs in my family. Not quite happening yet.
>>69277121
None of these are good. Consider yourself banned from giving out gimmick awards ever again
>>69277118
well shit, that price was ruined quickly
>>69277179
Can confirm
What is the okc game? Basketball? Live? I can't find it. Really need a bet
Romania SUCH a shrewd little man.
>>69277235
it's a shit bet that WILL lose anyway lid
>>69277229
Not gay but I think I'd fuck Euan like a ragdoll no homo
>>69277229
Amazing how good looking I am at any age.
>>69277306
amazing how much of a fraudulent little man you are
>>69277229
So, so badly dressed. All of them.
Why does alfaiatez post on tt? He is the perfect example of bookies' edge.
>>69277281
that is pretty homo desu
>>69277266
Shit, hadn't checked his TT and got on Parana and Municipal and his tips for the games both won.
>>69277334
You're the one getting fucked in that scenario m8. There's nothing gay about pounding ass
>>69277324
Honestly wonder if his brother plays for central coast with that shirt
>>69277334
I've allways have been fascinated by betting. I see people getting millionaires eveyday by this kind of method. I want to bee one of them and i'm very happy if you want this too
Follow me and you'll not regret it. Let's do this together
>>69277229
euan on the left? he's qt
>>69277363
Not sure I would enjoy that desu.
Speaking of which, it's that time of year boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeHvQxKYaw
>>69277383
that picture is dated already friend
have a more recent pic of him and his buds at partymonster and looks are already fading tbqh
need /bowcat/s to report in
>>69277454
here, my gf has a perfect innie pussy, and it tastes so sweet, i love going down on her
>>69277454
Never ever. Such a /beta/ thing.
>>69277406
sooo many self inflicted ankle breaking hahahaha
>>69277442
Just fuckin rude mate. I think I have a very healthy glow in my latest pic.
>>69277454
Have on occation
>>69277469
Her GCSE results coming in soon?
Growing a 3-7mm beard so SO +ev lads
>>69277454
Reporting.
>>69277454
Wtf is bowcat?
These threads and your fucking weird slang.
>>69277504
not until end of august mate, will post here to let you know what she got though x
>>69277525
You must be one of those white boys in this thread. Might as well trip up
>>69277525
PMSL
I want a marge on Bahia -1
>>69277504
how many times, 8+?
>>69277557
PMSL NIB XDDD
>>69277525
V strange post
>>69277518
good lid
>>69277469
said /bowcat/ lid, not /nonce/
>>69277489
PLEASE have sex
>>69277504
hope it hasn't been the local cuisine lid
>>69277575
Cant be far away from that, yeah
>>69277595
Only the finest
NEED Hass
>>69277571
laying this
would you guys like if I started a TT called 'laying ameribets' and showed how unshrewd he is?
Only tripping up for this so that Hass doesn't steal my bets again and use them to show off to the girlfriends of Puerto Rican referees that he's chatting up on Tinder whilst sucking in his cheeks and looking at the camera from an angle.
Do your own research before placing any money, and inb4 "Thanks Soccerway!"; I actually use Sofascore. Some of them aren't showing odds yet and I'm using Unibet so the odds may be different
>FC Viktoria Plzen - FK Usti Nad Labem
>Over 3.5 goals FT
>Confidence = 100%
Last H2H statistics were in 2010 and 2011, games were 7-0 and 5-0. FC Vik are one league higher than Labem, have scored over 2.5 goals in 5/6 last matches, have beaten other second league teams 2-0, 5-3, 7-0 and 9-0. FC Vik won the Czech Premier League and Labern came 7th in the 2nd division
>FC Luzern - VfR Aalen
>Over 2.5 goals FT @ 1.55
>Confidence = 75%
Swiss premier league team against German 3rd division team. Swiss team have had over 2.5 goals in 7/8 last matches and the Germans have had over 3.5 goals in 4/4 last matches.
>FC Sellier & Bellot Vlasim - Slovan Liberec U21
>Over 2.5 goals FT @ 1.55
>Confidence level = 50%
Czech second division team playing against an U21 team. Second division team is playing at home, has had 3/3 games over 2.5 and the U21 team has had 5/5 over 2.5
>1.FC Wunstorf - Hannover 96
>Over 4.5 goals FT
>Confidence level = 100%
German Premier league team against German 5th division amateur team. Hannover's last 2 games were 10-0 and 10-1 but no H2H statistics. Bet365 has over 2.5 only currently at 1.33, so 4.5 will be a lot higher
>Guiseley AFC - Huddersfield Town
>Over 2.5 goals FT @ 1.6
>Confidence level = 70%
Division 5 team playing a Championship team. Last H2Hs ended 3-1 and 4-1, both teams haven't played in 2 months though.
###
That's all I see for tomorrow.
>>69277586
London is finished
>>69277632
>needing a TT to show how unshrewd I am
Just post your spreadsheet of laying my bets and everyone will know that way
>>69277640
is it value though?
>>69277586
Van banter SUCH a character
>>69277664
Course not, they're my meme bets.
111111111111111111111111111111111
>>69277640
Put my whole bankroll on the first one with 100% confidence. The odds might move a bit. All me.
Odessa are top of the league, surely they should be winning this?
>>69277640
Thanks Sofascore
>>69277703
don't forget to tip the opposite of what you do on TT
>>69277725
literally staying up just for the banta
Quick tell me whose offering the best odds for Raonic Querrey over 3.5 sets
>>69277725
>right babe?
Kek
>>69277726
It's fixed lad
Got too much on OKC, feel a bit comfortable now with this lead
>>69277797
>3 goals in five minutes
Surreal
>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW who are not only NOT on Romania's bet but actively OPPOSING it
>>69277797
Meh, thanks for discouraging me from putting some fivers on OKC.
>>69277787
look on oddschecker
>>69277828
Damned if I do, damned if I don't.
>>69277822
What are the odds then ffs??
>>69277832
On phone lid
>>69277821
Who is Romania and what is he on? haven't seen a Romanian flag on /bet/ in months
>>69277783
>you could have had a lovely evening with her and tongued her cock sock before she left back to her frozen wasteland, no strings attached
you FUCKED UP
>it's a shoot every ball off target episode
ffs bahia
>>69277840
>literary
>>69277836
Yeah it's okay, I was too slow anyway, odds moved too quickly.
america bets, should i cash out on the CWS game? got CWS ml
>>69277879
>Actually 16
>I love my son
SURELY nibs
>>69277847
Boylesports is apparently
8/13 juicy odds. Get on!
>>69277840
>18
she looks 35
>>69277918
nm just realised she is probably from Dundee, all makes sense now
>>69277879
HAS STILL NOT GIVEN THE ODDS. Also kek.
>Best thing that's happened to me
16 years of life
>>69277922
Ta lid
>>69277915
No idea, haven't been watching it. Isn't Tanaka pitching tonight?
>>69277926
PMSL
>>69277926
Would need more than 19 Stella's to do her desu
>>69277968
pmsl
>>69277958
yeah
>>69277968
KEK
>>69278006
goat space docking scene though
still use the soundtrack when i'm placing a large bet
>>69278027
I'd probably hit it
>>69278027
>15
Scottish I take it
>>69278027
>15
>queer
Pretty sure that's Juve desu
>>69278027
>loves music
Wow! So unique!
>>69278009
reback Hass?
>>69278027
More angry at her father than anything.
>>69278088
>>69278131
>>69277956
>>69277926
>>69277879
Disgusfing
>>69278088
not at all
its not stealing when you ask nicely ;^)
>>69278178
ask her if she wants a swordfight
>>69278178
Ask her if she can handle a bigger sword.
>>69278178
>17
Naughty boy
>>69278230
don't want Hassan to become hassana desu
>>69278178
Ask if she wants so wield your sword. Obviously.
>>69278242
Following one of your tips for the first time. Villa +1.25 is not looking too bad so far.
>>69278242
Best response
>>69278242
quality
Would pay unspeakable amounts for Romania's model
>>69278178
How much did you have on?
>there are people in this thread that don't like getting head from a girl with a tongue piercing
Really makes you think...
lions -34 @1.9 is a large for the weekend btw
>>69278399
Had 450 on -0.25 and 30 on HT/FT
Euan will be handing out so many bans when he wakes up tomorrow
>>69278593
Trick is to shitpost, and then delete your post.
>>69277640
>1.55
>1.55
>1.6
whats the point?
cesar vallejo 1-1
>>69278690
wtb? Down so much from Hass's chicago tip that I didn't get on OKC ffs
>>69278690
thanks flashscore
>it's an anon falls for an Ameribets rball tip episode again
gotta stop doing this desu
>>69278718
>Down so much from Hass's chicago tip that I didn't get on OKC ffs
yep..
should i cash out the red sox v rangers game. getting refund odds for red sox rn
>>69278718
>>69278786
The point of following a tipster is that you get on all their tips. You're not going to know beforehand if a tip will win will you? That's how you profit long-term (provided you're not following frauds)
>>69278786
>woke up now after getting on Hassy's world tips earlier (hercules etc..) so i didn't get on the losing tips
wew
time to chase losses on wnba, fml
>>69278834
I'm down half my bankroll. Cheers
>>69278829
Line changed too quickly and I don't typically follow anyones tips.
>>69278829
thats every namefag who posts on /bet/ gone then
Vila Nova... surreal. Romanian model absolutely priceless
>>69278726
They looked good to start off, looked like shit since.
>>69278877
>Line changed too quickly
You the German that can't win nor get on a bet?
TT, where the hell is Moon?
I can't find him under itf korea.
>>69278917
Yes
>>69278918
itf korea f4
>>69278829
If the tipster is consistent with their tipping then if you followed 50% you would still have the same ROI as if you followed 100% of their bets, over a large sample size.
You would have less profit of course.
>>69278945
You're one anon who's been here for as long as I have and of course longer. I may be getting you confused but weren't you UAC and rather shrewd a month or so ago? What happened?
Also, as a relative /bet/ oldfag, what do you think of the state of /bet/? How would you rank the tipsters? On /bet/ AND Tipstertube
>>69278980
CAN'T believe I'm getting banned again. Done nothing wrong
Moving to /biz/ when?
>>>/biz/1359030
get in here lads
>>69279037
this is the fate we chose lid. I would trip if I didn't enjoy late night tinder posting so much
>>69279037
lots of shrewdies over there
>>69279003
Think you may be confusing me with someone else. Nothing happened, it still pays the bills. I have trouble getting on bets, because I have to wait until I get the right price, as the state takes 5% of every bet I win and often enough there are goals before the price gets there. Can't really answer your questions, I don't care much about the state of /bet/, I just take it as it is and I don't follow any tipsters, so can't really judge them.
Watching WNBA is as dire as Bahia EC
>>69279240
> the state takes 5% of every bet I win
what is this fascism?
only one more quarter of this shite, c'mon dallas
>>69279292
its to pay for welfare for refugees
>>69278918
The game already started. Didn't realize it went in-play when you were looking for it.
>>69279418
Thanks friendo.
>that throw in by Bahia
pmsl, sums up the day
headed to Toronto this weekend for the series with Detroit, and possibly the Fire game.
Should I go searching for Maple?
>>69279602
Not gonna bet against Romanias model anymore. Unknowingly did it a few times and lost when he was on the + handis and won. He was on Vila Nova +1.25 this time, too. So I guess the next time I want to bet on a game I'll make sure he didn't post a conflicting tip.
Sounders had to sign 2 S2 players for the friendly, got a whole lotta fixtures this month and might want to limit play time for their top players. They're also bringing in 2 reserve center backs.
D A L L A S W I N G S
A
L
L
A
S
W
I
N
G
S
still gonna send death threats to Bahia EC in broken spanish tho
>>69279652
I may or may not be going to that Fire game as well.
>>69279991
do you have a google alert set up mate?
>>69280077
No and I don't know what that is
>>69280137
It's easy.
>>69280186
all you got to do
>barely any games today
>all the games i've checked so far have no value
>>69280348
how about the west ham game? seattle resting their 'good' players while westham are putting out a more or less full strength squad.
>>69280415
Can't do international games for the time being
>>69280348
Portugal - Wales
>>69280444
Portugal -0.5 def looking good
Wales is a meme that will get exposed hard just like Iceland
>>69280444
Portugal SW? Wales has a few keys out, Germany does too so i'm considering France
>>69280469
>>69280479
I've got a draw at 90 mins.
>>69280469
wales is not a meme, their squad has many quality players. However, with Davis and Ramsay out, the squad is weakened
>>69280495
how about btts or o 2.5?
>west ham
ok, just gonna head to bed and forget about this
>>69280514
Nah, I took a risk, this is what I've got.
>>69280549
looks good, think Portugal are DUE for a win in 90 mins tho
>>69280565
They are equally as due for a loss in 90 mins
>>69280565
Not sure, I'm not that impressed by them; far from to be honest. Heard rumors about Pepe not being that fit either.
>>69280593
if no Pepe, i'll prob stay clear of the match desu, if it wasn't for him Portugal would've been eliminated by Poland, and Wales are pretty potent up-front
>>69280631
Pepe is playing, but he's just has sore muscles, lol. If he recovers in time it'll be fine.
Reckon I'm going to cash out the 2 grand or so I have in my account and take some time off lads. Best of luck while I'm gone
Woke up and felt very comfy today.
What is THE bet guys?
>>69280906
literally nothing today unless you want to gamble on friendlies
>>69280906
FlatAnon's horse
he is D U E
>>69280929
>Mr 1.5 units of profit over the last 6 month
giving this guy a skip.
>>69280916
Portugal vs Wales is tonight right?
What does your model say?
>>69280948
Haven't built the database for national teams yet. Can't be assed to do it now for just a few games. I'll do it when the WC qualifiers start.
>>69280959
Okay what does your gut feeling tell you.
I only got on o10 corners right now.
>>69280976
Portugal -0.5
>>69280985
Alright. I will put a cheeky tenner just because you said so.
>>69279938
kek
Seattle Sounders are trashing West Ham. The 0.25 has no value now but the AH 0 for Seattle Sounders is still @ 2.6
>all those suspended matches due to rain
very concerned at the amount of refunds I'm getting
>>69281323
If you had 5 matches in a bet and 3 of them get suspended, will you get your money back?
>>69280976
is there any websites where i can see how many corners happen each game? Does this include extra time?
Seems like a decent bet but i havn't bet on corners b4
>>69281131
it was worth a shot, risk free after all
>>69281352
ESPN carries all the major game stats especially for a tournament like Euro.
>>69281366
I would advise against it now. The odds are too shit now to worth a punt unless you like a flip a coin for 50/50.
>>69281340
I don't do accas so no idea
>>69281389
the match finished and i got a refund
>>69281432
Whoever bought AH 0 for Seattle Sounders and constantly rebacked must have made a killing. The odds were consistently over 2.3ish for majority of the match till the last 10 or so minute.
>>69281468
dont quite understand, if they were up by 3 goals how would the odds be 2.3?
>>69281516
AH means if you placed the bet, the score line is assumed to be 0 - 0 regardless of the actual scoreline and then the handicap is applied if there is any.
>>69281516
asian handicap goes as if the score was 0-0 at the moment the bet is placed
>>69281516
Asain Handicap resets the match at 0-0
>>69281540
>>69281545
I thought it had to do with horrible driving.
Romania do you ever sleep?
>>69282468
"sleep is for those who are broke" - some nigga
>>69282507
How confident are you about this 7/10 stake?
>>69282468
Am I missing out for not following Romania?
I'm scared because I have a -80% yield from following /bet/ tips
>>69282517
7/10
>>69282524
Cheeky
>>69282518
I've been monitoring, but not yet following
Too early to tell if it's just variance desu
>>69282518
15% ROI from following Romania's tips so far
Do note I don't follow all his tips and sometimes I change my stake.
>>69282518
note that he had an error in his model which overestimated the chance of goals. He's fixed it now
Morning lids
>>69282518
>he wasn't on /bet/'s 100%+ yield streak yesterday
PMSL
>>69280479
Portugal DNB
>>69283199
Portugal DNB @ 1.5 has no value at all.
Portugal SW or bust. Bunch of pansie DNB'ers can FUCK right off
>>69283222
I dunno about Portugal, they've drawn ever single game up until now against pretty weak opponents.
At the very least, theres no value in portugal.
>>69283222
agreed whole heartedly
Eid mubarak boys. Got so much on Wales that I won't be able to sleep if it doesn't come in. Anyone want anything from subway?
>>69283260
No Ramsey, no party la.
Boss not in work today. Can watch the Murray match in peace.
dont see wales winning at all without Davis and Ramsey.
Unless portugal flops hard, they will win handily
>>69283260
Get me some meatballs lid
>>69283277
>Portugal win handily
Don't think you've watched the euros lid. Wales DNB is THE bet.
Wales -.25 yellow @ 1.7
Over 10 corners @ 1.8 now
These 2 should come through
Guys. Can someone tell me whether the chink whose part of the acca won? Itf korea futures?
>>69283347
FFS the cunt who he was playing retired so that leg is void. First set was 6-0 as well.
>>69283347
Any good handis for today?
Is Cilinic +1.5 worth a punt?
v v concerned by the lack of faith in Federer in this thread
>>69283347
>>69283359
What?
He won both sets?
>>69283363
Worth a pound or two.
>>69283369
Can't wait to see your face
>>69283381
6-0 retired lid.
>>69283403
I'm confused.
>>69283411
WTF?? My acca with Gasquet had it voided. Haven't checked this one desu
Cannot wait to sit back with a pint and watch Federer absolutely tear Cilic a piece
>>69283427
Absolutely on Cilic now
>>69283425
I'm still confused.
In your pic Moon played Huang. In mine, which I watched live btw and most certainly didn't end in retirement, he played Woon Yu.
Did I bet on the wrong thing? Is this a different acca?
>>69283435
You're right lid. I was looking at the wrong one. All chink names look the same anyway. Good start to the acca.
>>69283296
Based ramsey wont play mate.
Now that the holy month of ramadan has concluded, we can all go back to betting. Any EID bets? Who are these new trips?
Feel like hosting a £5 to £500 challenge today. Anyone in?
>>69283574
>Not starting from 1
He gets a few pounds and forgets us in suffering
>>69283584
Feel for you. Just scale down lid, you can go for £100
>>69283593
>>69283593
>>69283593
New Thread
>>69283555
You are not supposed to be betting all year round ahmed
>>69277229
>that outfit
PMSL
>>69277586
Lads why is bowcat seen as an insult?
>wake up
>down insane
Not sure if there's even any point in getting out of bed today. Can't feel the pain when I'm sleeping.
what is THE in play /bet/ right now chaps?
>>69285990
Just load up on Romanian tips and go for a walk m8
