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horrible OP
>>69267442
>taking advantage of your gf while drunk
v scummy, if she likes you enough she will do anal when sober
Christian Rees such an odd little man. Would LOVE to test his chin.
>>69267495
someone has never had a longterm gf/wife.
you think anyone enjoys eating pussy for half an hour?
>>69267450
such a character xD
>>69267533
>you think anyone enjoys eating pussy for half an hour?
i do desu
>>69267533
I honestly could eat pussy for every meal
kek
KEK
>>69267565
>Paying a minimum of £27k for a 2.1
Why even go to uni?
>>69267565
Congrats lad
>>69267426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvc9fnIIvd8
>>69267559
>>69267564
bowcats OUT
Kalmar u21 equalize just before half-time
Lost £30 to those pricks.
>>69267590
>its the year of our lord 2016
>people STILL have to pay for uni
PMSL
>>69267610
Jeremy Corbyn PM when?
>>69267590
It was 9k
27k is still wroth it tho
>>69267547
>attention whore pointing out another attention whore
>>69267610
Good, degrees become worthless if every chance has one
>>69267629
If you were paying £3k a year then you failed a year twice. Fees went up 5 years ago
>>69267610
its 2016, why do we even need to pay for anything?
>>69267592
vomited mid-way through this
>>69267658
I had an intermission for 2 years, not for failing though. Just glad it's all over desu
>>69267592
Videos like this really get to me. Why won't anyone have sex with me?
IMAGINE thinking you are a first world country when you have to pay for higher education
Any interesting games today?
>>69267693
Still a failure
>Uni too hard
>I miss my mummy
>Let me leave pls
>>69267716
Imagine thinking you're a first class tipster when you need to go paid to cover your losses
>>69267722
I was hospital lol, pls don't bully me
>>69267592
cringe
wtfb
>>69267716
>it's a 'Euan pretends to be a socialist' episode
so so dull
>>69267746
so tedious
>>69267764
romania has uploaded a few on TT
>>69267592
>London
>Remain voters
>>69267764
>the Posh and Becks of /bet/
>>69267764
He really isnt looking well. What's wrong with him?
>>69267764
>you now remember when calijah called euan out and euan shit himself
>>69267824
pmsl
Youtube channel just hit 50 subscribers. Thinking about hosting a giveaway
>>69267684
V V important question though, if you could suck yourself off would you?
Hope Euan has checked the team news kek
>>69267847
I can suck the head of my dick and it doesnt realy feel that good, it's not the same as a girl doing it.
>>69267867
odd post, this
Large on Spartak Moscow SW everyone
>>69267820
He's spending his wages on coke instead of BTTS FH trixies
>>69267899
how much is a large stake?
Only lost 1 in the last 18. V profitable
lads, lads, lads, what is THE bet?
>i4nb4 Wales to win in regulation
>>69267957
B36 Tórshavn sw
>>69267937
20% of roll
>>69267899
whats SW again?
>>69267937
£8.99 at spoons lad
REALLY hope romanias model is fixed
>>69267987
ha ha. cheeky.
>>69267966
is that footy? wtf is torshavn?
>>69267981
sweaty win, they only win by one goal scored in that last 10 mins
>Municipal -1 down to below evens
Zzzzzzz
Also what's the Europa/CL bet today?
>they're not in Dundalk for over 6.5 goals @ 8.5
>>69268007
aye, place in the faroe islands
Spartak Moscow SO close there
>>69267981
Straight Win
LITERALLY wasting away my life boys
Need a wageslave gig so so bad
>>69268023
B36 Torshavn or Valletta, depending on who you believe
>>69268046
Run and get one m8. We'll be here when you come back.
>>69268032
Why is that a bet exactly??
>>69268051
The entire /bet/ will be watching this game so pick a side FAST
>>69268059
Because you win/lose money depending on the result
>>69267987
>>69268012
>>69268081
pmsl @ all of these.
>>69268059
Because Dundalk beat this team away 10-0 and they're now playing at home.
>>69268091
S PA R T A K
juve u haven't let me down all day
SPARTAK 1111111
CANNOT BE DAC TODAY
>>69268034
ok lad, i will trust your random anonymous tip. if it comes through i will oblige to whatever request you post if i feel like it.
Juve SO good
>>69268121
You'll find a way
Open to tips of a fiver for anyone UAC today :)
Hass Hass Hass
>>69268249
Still need another goal
>>69268265
I was late getting on so I took -0.75
>>69268280
dat
>>69268280
Still needs another goal to get your full winning anyway. It will come I believe.
>>69268280
Same here, worried though it seems like one of 'those' matches.
what does it mean
>>69268327
3.75
Despite Keko's best efforts still managing to avoid being DAC
No excuses for being a virgin in 2016 lads.
>>69268336
so 4 goals and i win? should i take this on the dundalk game?
>>69268280
>I was late getting on so I took -0.75
Same
>suspended until after the first goal
shit365 such cunts
>>69268357
4 goals and you win 1/2
Over 4 goals and you win full
Over 3.5
Just won 140 on the bruce lee game on 365 kek
Fredrikstad vs Sandnes Ulf - BTTS
Deportivo Municipal vs Defensor La Bocana - Over 2.5
Double it up @ 2.9. Get #ON
STILL drifting
Reminder that sharing interests is fine for friends, but sharing values is more important for gf/wives.
>>69268369
Kaiserslautern? Was just about to tip -3 as a MARGE zzzzzzz
>>69268410
talking big sense pal
What should I be staking on a medium bet with a betting bank whroule of 20k?
>>69268405
Think Euan is going to be very VERY red faced come the end of tonight.
So... Fredrikstad u2,5?
>>69268423
Yes Kaiserslautern
>>69268459
If it loses I'll be down following his tips, goes to show he can't profit in asia
For someone who's normally pretty conservative with their stake sizes, Euan tipping this as a 6/10 doesn't make a great deal of sense tbqhwy
>>69268476
Feel sick desu
>>69268496
He has the team news mixed up I think pmsl
>>69268514
Biggest stake of the day is on B36. For fuck's sake.
There are people in this thread, people like me and you who are sat at their PCs or on their phones, who have not bet on the Dundalk game on overs.
You missed out on Dallas, you missed out on Schulke; don't miss out on this game. Odds are steadily dropping.
>>69268496
Is he still backing it?
Hartberg getting SMACKED
>>69268540
this.. really did trust Euan on this one zzzz
>>69268514
1) I posted it days ago before team news
2) What team news are you on about?
>>69268540
Who is on B36?
Euan such a fraudulent little man.
>>69268541
tinsie on O9.5 after reading this post
4 MINUTES
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls
>>69268576
Aaaaaaaabsolute maniac, but I'd honestly go on over 5.5 first
>>69268569
Euan tipped it, 6/10 on the basis that it would shorten.
>>69268580
Need stream
>>69268565
goo goo gah gah wah wah goo
>>69268601
NEED stream
>>69268594
So I guess the odds drifted and people are starting to get worried?
Lads I have a £10 no risk bet to use on horses only.
Don't no anything about muggy racing, need some spoonfeeding pls
d-d-did i do ok? i just want to make money and play it safe
>>69268619
Yes, v.v concerned here.
>>69268619
Yep. Wonder if Euan is worried
>>69268630
pmsl
>>69268627
6.10 brighton, all on majoris
>>69268630
>only over 5
amateur
>>69268630
>Play it safe
>Over 5
Probably
>>69268644
did i fuck up, or laughing at my feeble stake?
Gleisdorf SHOULD cover -1.5. Just three subs for Markt Allah and there's a fairly big gulf between the sides anyway
>>69268619
He tipped something to his paid followers on TT, then tipped the opposite on here so that it would drive the odds up for his actual bet. He got called out and is trying to feign ignorance
Just dug out my knuckle dusters and booked a ticket to Glasgow. Will be v angry if this doesn't come in.
>>69268662
Their last game was 2 weeks ago and ended up 10-0
>>69268673
SO scummy
>Five DA's to 1 O N E
zzzz already marked down as a loss desu
B36 can't get out of their half ffs
PLEASE post a stream someone
I have no idea why people are on B36 desu
>>69268753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBI_hBWGxys
Valetta just hit the bar FFS
Euan such a FRAUD
whats the /bet/?
Looking v v bad
>>69268767
cheers
Got FAR too much on this, should be 2-0 down
>>69268784
Valletta
Up so so much
EUUUUAN
EUAN SUCH A JUDGE
EUAN PARK
FFS. Got on Red Star from behind, they equalize and now Pandurii get a penalty. Can not pick one game where I don't get fucked over.
EPIC
P
I
C
B 3 6
3
6
CAN YOU HEAR THE DOUBTERS SING?
I CAN'T HEAR A FUCKING THING
How DOES he do it?
Hahaha this is a such a meme tip
>there are people in this thread that weren't on B36
Really makes you think
>THE CITY OF EUAN
>gets btfo in the first ten minutes
>scores
based.
MAJORIS
A
J
O
R
I
S
Cheers lad, horseracing not so muggy after all
>>69268855
np lid
so so shrewd he is so so shrewd
>>69268826
By tipping both teams to win?
>>69268813
AND a RED, just to make absolutely sure that I will not win this bet.
>>69268880
Apparently that was a ruse according to
>>69268673
PMSL at the fact they shoul've conceded right before they scored.
If this tip wins, it is so SO lucky pmsl
>>69268688
where, dont see it anywhere
>>69268907
So he's really on b36?
>>69268908
Played well since they've scored tbf and maybe should have had a pen before that chance. 1.8 isn't a good price for dnb though agreed, 2.3 or +0.25 at 1.8 looks value though.
>>69268949
Seeing the reaction from this thread should have made the answer obvious
>>69268949
aye
>>69268880
Albania sent me that screenshot btw, he probably edited it to try and troll me
>>69268974
PMSL
>>69268792
y u lion
b36 playing tiki taka, just rebacked
>>69268974
Such characters, the pair of you
>>69268974
i just took the screenshot, that's what he tipped
Heracles tip lookin good Hass, thx x
on dundalk 04.5, fuck it lads
Dont know what to believe tbqh
>>69269009
>>69268985
>>69269008
http://awesomescreenshot.com/0f6600pzf9
No value in the Dundalk overs according to my model tbw
zzzzzzzz
>>69268967
>>69268973
Heavy that, been avoiding Euans tips anyway the little fart
AWWWWWWW
Here comes the equalizer
I have no horse in this race but this is hilarious as fuck to watch
>>69269041
fuck
zzzz so so boring
>>69269041
are they likely though
>the city of Euan
Euan so tez
NOT PART OF THE SCRIPT LADS
gonna be up so much from hass and Euan if b36 hold
>>69269057
Romania's model doesn't account for H2H. Everyone is getting in overs because of the recent result.
>Jeunesse fucking Esch are actually beating St. Paddy's
what in the world, Ireland
>>69269041
Already on huge
>>69269071
got some bad news pal
someone post comments from Euan's tip please
>>69269064
Dundalk 3.1 - 0.58 Longford Town
Expected goals. Obv likely but price isn't good enough.
>>69269102
Would also like to see this
b36 looking so SO SO tez again
Reminder don't be surprised if 6 hours from now you are banned mysteriously for a random post when Euan is still seething.
>On overs
Just gonna sit back and watch this shitshow unfold kek
>>69269130
S-so over 8.5 isn't likely?
HOW HAS HE MISSED
>that miss
ffs
top jej
>>69269074
>because of the recent result.
If only the bookies were aware of this. Cookies blueless
number 24 needs his chin testing
>Keko backs Valleta
Here we go
>>69269138
They were always looking tez, that was such a meme goal by them early on
>>69269143
Come FT, anyone claiming Valletta were the better team will be banned.
>>69269041
After the LA Galaxy, Dallas and Gunagzhougogog games I'm up about £5,000 so I don't mind being a tad silly. Cashed out £3,500 and left some to play with
>>69269177
Of course they are aware of this which is why there is no value like Romania said.
so important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10672204
>>69269198
at the moment they are tho
>>69269041
Disregard him, he's not the real me!
>>69269198
Why'd you tip it then?
>>69269204
Tears
>there are two romanians posting on this icelandic rball tipping general
shaking every time that black valleta guy gets on the ball
>>69269198
Are you blind?
>>69269316
number 90 ?
Black valleta guy on the right wing is pretty gud
would like a Gleisdorf goal before half time desu
>Romania with the under 4 tip
Worried desu
>>69269354
Still waiting for a line to get on
>>69269275
>implying there's even 1
Based Heracles
>"Romania" tipping Under 4
lelled, dece banter
Gonna head to bed, can't wait to wake up to 3.5k again
dundalk for life
>>69269468
>going to bet at 7 pm
>>69269468
>heading to bed at 7pm
baka derfail
>>69269468
>6:45pm
pmsl
>>69269477
>>69269484
Been awake for 50 hours betting
>>69269468
gonna need to top up that fiver if im to keep defending you on here. getting v v difficult
>>69269468
But Ramadam is over lid
Lads I need to make £550 from £11. Should I get on the roulette or bingo right now?
Hassy, I'm very concerned about gleisdorf
>>69269520
Underrated post
where can i get a stream of this b36 vs valletta game?
>>69269604
just keep putting in on green in roulette
>>69269604
Blackjack is technically the game where the house has the minimum edge provided you know how to play the game.
>>69269617
www.goindexsport.com/B36-Torshavn---Valletta.html
lazy cunt
>>69269617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBI_hBWGxys
>>69269611
Only two subs, they'll collapse in the second half r-right?
>>69269617
WHERE are new setup pics?
>>69269636
I do (in theory) but I enjoy the no skill games.
>>69269627
I always hit it hard. Currently on £31.77 Roulette is the way to go boys.
>>69269668
might have to go back to calling you hass if this falls through.
>>69268767
R E P O R T E D
For violating YouTube's terms and conditions.
Yours faithfully,
Lord Protector of Streaming Rights.
>>69269680
>skill
>>69269680
Roulette. Place it on either red or black and just keep doubling the amount if you lose.
>>69269696
On my HANDS and KNEES
>>69269650
>>69269664
thanks lads, if this bet goes through i will stop trolling everyone on /bet/ so hard
>>69269728
not the first time eh lid ;)
>>69269675
why are you so obsessed with my setup liddo? you jelly of this dank betting office? do you know how much money is siphoned away from jew365 to this location every year? i can just picture the b365 mole now, shaking with rage while his beady little eyes read my posts lmao!
>>69269761
pmsl
>>69269761
Delete this
>>69269783
>you jelly of this dank betting office?
yes tbqh
is b36 red or white?
Remember the longer this b36 stays 1-1 the more value there will be on a cheeky Valletta win, b36 will throw men forward eventually. And be PUNISHED on the break. ;)
Was Joey Chestnut THE bet of our lifetime yesterday?
Reminder Pooan Park is a fraud.
Gonna give you lads my health secret: drink 6 raw eggs a day. Been feeling a lot stronger and have a lot more energy since I started
>>69269843
Thanks Rocky
>>69269810
The opposite of what colour cock hass loves
>>69269843
raw eggs are such -ev
Motherwell first half AH is worth a smed tbqh
tfw can't enjoy match because rball is 20 seconds ahead and have the holiday fund on valletta
>>69269878
Their first half lineup is going to be stronger so I'd rather take that than FT, depending how they start
>>69269724
>>69269627
Up to £88 lads. Is this it? Do I call it quits and play something else?
>>69269913
Blackjack you like I said.
>>69269919
>those thighs
>Westfalia were @11
Remember looking at the rball and thinking, hey this could be worth a cheeky fiver and didn't do it
>>69269933
I'm on £100 now. I literally can't stop if I wanted to.
>>69269919
>matching with a 5/10 slut
well done, truly a wonderful achievement
at least Heracles and Hartberg are winning.
>>69269919
>girl
>look away for a second
>Chorley are up 2-0
zzzzzzzz
Romania so so shrewd.
>>69269919
>report submitted
9 and Valetta win
>>69269919
gross
Doubles and B36 wins
Almere -0.5fh
>>69270021
>>69270056
Draw confirmed
>>69270056
Rebacking
wow Valetta SITTER
anybody try betstars?
Done my deposit yesterday and now i got 3x£10 bets.
Valletta so unlucky then
SECOND HALF COLLAPSE
E
C
O
N
D
H
A
L
F
C
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
Valetta so so close there ffs.. sweating buckets here
PMSL
Never in doubt b365
EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN
>>69270146
>>69270150
tears
DUIHADJKAJHKFJKJAKHFJKSAFHJKSGJKSKJHGJKSHGJKKGJHJKSGHGJKS
GOALLA OGAL GOAL GOAL GOAL 222222222222
H E A D E R S
O
L
D
kill me
Euan > Keko
heracles goal when
Got a stiffy lids
>>69270202
I'm on the tip, was just a huge chance, it's been a pretty even game desu both sides have missed big chances. Feel like I'm on a coinflip at 1.85 odds
>>69268496
>>69268514
tears!
Need a Wrexham goal like AIR
>>69270219
>reback culture
They've definitely made a few changes in the second half. Haven't been keeping up though.
>>69270242
The first post is right desu, win or lose this wasn't worth a 6/10 there was little to no edge. Euan has tipped a lot of better bets than this with lower stakes, hoping they can hold anyway.
>>69270229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCIhwknRKzk
So the story is Euan tipped B36 on TT, but tipped Valletta on here? Is this correct?
Entire roll is invested in Romanian tips right now.
>>69270267
i was on the original O4.5, they scored now though
Need all games I'm on to stay exactly how they are for the next 25 minutes or so
>>69270284
Yes. To push up the odds apparently.
>>69270293
degenerate
>>69270293
>>69270313
Romania's backers in it to win it
>>69270284
Albania sent juveguy a screenshot of the tip but it was edited to Valletta dnb
CARAMBAAAAA
UAC
THAT POST THO
Small on draw so no one wins but me.
>>69270317
That's a pretty scummy move
>>69268627
If you can wait until Tommorrow bet raonic, Federer, berdych, Murray. 4 fold. Fed in straight sets Murray in 5
>B36 is actually winning
>Marathon credit me with a £15 free bet
This day can literally not be more UAC for me
also >>69270383 fuck yes
500 quid gone on valletta.
not sure where to go from here.
>>69270499
I thought euan had tipped it as well. I saw the screenshot on here. Don't want to leave my flat desu. was chasing heavy losses. Just over.
regular reminder that every and all paid tipster is an embarrassment and a scam
10% of my bankroll tied up in Romania's model rn
>>69270517
Albania edited the sceenie to troll me pmsl
Also does anyone have a stream for the Dundalk game? Cannot wait for the GOALFEST
>>69270535
Reminder I don't advise anyone to bet on my model and offer no guarantees
>>69270499
>>69270517
Euan should give you a months free
Free money betting under 5.5 goals @ 1.5 and trading on the exchange
https://www.betfair.com/sport/football/event?eventId=27844520
>>69270546
considering how Albania never makes screenshots and you do all the time, hard to believe this.
you're a cunt m8, no need to lie.
>>69270549
>Reminder I don't advise anyone to bet on my model and offer no guarantees
I kno bbe, just want you to see how much faith i have in you ;)
>>69270499
nibs
so either euan or juveguy is the cunt here
i mean, juveguy is always a cunt but this time he's cost people money
>>69270567
Yes he does. All the time.
Yesterday he posted his p/l to Juve pmsl
>>69270567
Reminder that Albania doesn't make screenies PMSL
>>69270597
they're both cunts anyway, glad I have both of them filtered
Part II
Can't believe people fell for this
what is the romania bet?
>>69270549
Do you wear a tracksuit everywhere you go?
hope someone been getting on this Heracles NG free $$$
>>69270597
>someone leaks Euan's tip
>i get on it
>albania messages me trying to get me to flip
>i laugh and post it on /bet/
>someone else reposts it in the next thread
>people fall for it
lets do this, BARE goals in dundalk expected desu
>>69270646
I am so glad most of my bankroll is tied up in Romania's bet so I didn't get on this game. I would be pissed otherwise. Must be some kind of cunt to do this to other anons.
>>69270603
Juve you are such a card
I NEED dundalk to come through big
>>69270683
shouldn't you be in bed lid?
>>69270646
>Being happy that people have lost money
you must be very young
>>69270688
Pretty sure most people like myself still went with the first posted tip and got on the winner
>>69267450
>Can't think of anything funny edition
Your life.
>1 minute in
>no goals
zzzz fuck this dafc want to die
>>69270697
WTB? chassing masive loses
Glad I stayed away from this shitshow.
Paid tipsters SUCH frauds
>>69270719
>not comprehending anything
Kill yourself.
>>69270750
O5.5
>>69270719
Not sure how this is Juve's fault desu
>>69270719
schadenfreude t b h. him getting back at others, because he blew his betting money.
>>69270750
Over 3.5 is what most of /bet/ got on
Under 4 is what Romania is tipping
People on a winner
>me
>people who paid a mere £10 to follow me for this month
>people who can read threads
People on Valletta
>people who dont follow me and cant read threads
>Gateshead
DAC
>>69270770
ex-poly greasy cunts with 0 reading comprehension skills moaning about falling for Albania
Is upgrading to business class for an international flight worth the expense?
>>69270710
not that guy mate
>>69270787
How much you up?
>>69270626
Nigga this ain't the 90s
>>69270787
Thank you Euan ^_~
>>69270787
never doubted you lid
>>69270804
yes. moar leg room for one thing.
need stream for dundalk
will pay in friendship
>>69270787
Cheers lid, up an absolute cunt.
>>69270815
hey romania whats the deal with netbets cash out? on what conditions does it become unavailable
>>69270804
na fella, not worth wasting the money when you'll be crashing into a tower
>>69270804
Main benefit of business class is arriving at the destination feeling refreshed. Also very nice to push past everyone at immigration (depending on airport) and security.
In my opinion only worth it on long haul.
Get a members card as well, even if you have the basic status if there are business seats free they may upgrade you on the day if no one of higher status is flying economy. Recommend oneworld.
Also obviously fly business if your company is paying, tool.
>>69270795
>>69270787
Pretty obvious what the bet was when half the posts were talking about how it had drifted zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
o3.5 dundalk at 1.80 odds
smashing it
>shot on target
>no goal
It's over lids.
Can't believe I got on dundalk -4.5 with half my paycheck.
Anyone see the rball on the motherwell game then?
There are like 3 sports betting/gambling threads on /biz/ right now, but we made one thread and it got deleted.
Makes no sense. Why do mods literally just want to troll the users?
Guys. Should I renew it? Is this a +ve investment?
thanks for the gr8 tip m8s. i r8 8/8.
>>69270895
giggling
>>69270880
Hahaha that OP >>>/biz/1359916
this guy's such a faggot
1111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111
11111111111111111111
It has started
First goal lads
JUST NEED 6 MORE
need a motherwell goal
yehhh, only 3 more goals to go
>>69270847
Going to Iceland in September and flying nonstop from Denver to Reykjavik, so it's about an 8 hour flight. Would be out of my pocket so can't decide if it's worth it. Was thinking about getting economy then checking at the counter on the day of the flight to see if they have any seats in business/first class and what the upgrade price would be
>>69270842
idk lad
>IR Reykjavic
down insane
>>69270992
Depends if you think the cost of the upgrade is worth arriving fresh to your destination. Who are you flying with? If it's a good airline then just go economy, 8hrs really isn't that far. Get some valium and pop them at the airport wrapped in cigarette rolling papers (so they take longer to dissolve and kick in). 10mg is a nice amount if 0 tolerance. Then get a double whisky coke on the plane. You'll sleep the entire flight.
ROMANIA SO SHREWD
>Hibs
down astronomical
Who /O9.5/ here
v v concerned
>>69271073
I'm over 5.5, bit scared tbqph
>>69271031
Icealndair probably. Can get roundtrip business class for ~$2,000
why does the stadium of the best team in Ireland look like something you'd see in the 3rd division here?
why is irish football so shit?
>>69271097
Its starting to look dire
>>69271127
Its not our main sport
>>69271154
i assumed everyone in the isles is crazy about football
>>69271107
Never used them, try finnair if you can. I think they just got a new fleet of airbuses.
Like I said, if you think the price is enough to cover your need of refreshment on arrival (therefore having more time on your holiday) then pay for it.
Or if you're rich pay for it.
Dundalk is making me very sweaty with those attacks, Dracula.
Not sure they want the 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
>>69271166
they play gaylick football
Every tip I'm not on wins
Every tip I'm on loses
Hate this meme
Just got in. Been /outshagging/. What'd I miss boys.
Starting to get worried desu
>>69271180
got it in one
>>69271107
8hr flight isnt worth it. If you were flying to Asia/Aus then definitely get first class. I will never fly for 15hrs on econ again.
>Guy shitposts about a bet with no info to suggest it is value
>Everybody gets on
Why does this happen?
Literally going to have to move back in with my mum if this doesn't come in. For fuck sake. Never gambling again fuck this shit.
Cubs disband when?
>>69271201
euan tipped it
>>69271201
addiction friendo
>>69271187
/sums/
>>69271127
er have you not seen our national team? certainly not our strong suit
>>69271201
So we can learn to stop ourselves
>>69271238
i mean considering what your league looks like your national team is very good
>>69271209
tears
>>69269204
pmsl
>>69271234
Whose tip? Odds?
>Cibulkova
Whore
>>69271168
Finnair came back with no flights from here to there
>>69271209
fair enough. Thanks lads
>>69271270
These eastern euro slags have fucked me so hard
>>69271166
It's mostly lower class city folk who like it. Gaelic Football, Hurling and Rugby are all very popular here
Not only have I already lost a boatload of money, I'm also on the Dundalk bet..
Looks like Dundalk might not happen for us lads
>>69271302
Made so much in play from just putting it on a break. Sluts. Men tomorrow, got some worldies lined up
>>69271324
J U S T
U
S
T
Wrexham gunning it home
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TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Lads, Paraná vs Avaí; Paraná @ 1,70?
Avaí hasn't won away in like, 5 months but Paraná seems a bit inconsistent; what do you think? Dracula, apply your magic, pls.
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This will push dun to score. It's coming in
TOP MOTHERFUKCING JEJ
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Maybe Dundalk will start scoring now
>>69271324
You gotta B E L I E V E !
Just miss her so much
Getting very sweaty here, Dracula.
WE ONLY WANT 2 MORE SO COME ON DUNDALK LONGFORD SCORE
Lads what classes as a dangerous attack?
FFS someone score
>>69271339
WREXHAMMMMM
>>69271440
I know. Just wanted to share my sweatiness to get a bit of relief. Not working.
>>69271472
when the team nonce has the ball
>>69271472
Punch to the head or privates
Who was the twat who said Dundalk would score o4.5?
He deserves death.
>>69271510
sweating with you lad
>>69270774
>Under 4 is what Romania is tipping
seriously?
Anyone have Fram Selfoss team sheets? Thinking of Fram 0 AH from 1-0 down
>>69271551
Check his TT m8
>>69271561
Nevermind, found them
Wtf im retarded
>>69271408
Fuck off cunt I need 4 more
>drunk
>i bet on over 2.5
Will pay sums for one of you paddy's to get to the stadium and put some goals in for me
Ameribets wants a smed on Fram -0.25 from 1-0 down
>>69271731
WILL chip in
>Chorley stop scoring after 5-0 with 35 minutes left
Ok. Obviously had to happen. Can not win a bet.
>>69271731
>Going to dundalk ever
>>69271770
LOVE this gimmick lid
Just had dinner. How's the Dundalk game going? Is my over 9.5 safe?
Just fucking score you spuid Irish pricks. We should have held back even more when you were starving until there was non of you left. Then I wouldn't have been able to bet on this fucking shit game
>Motherwell
HAHAHAHHHA
fucking done with this shit
>On Buttler top scorer @ 6.5
woops, should've tipped it on reffocs
>>69271857
>spuid
down spastic on motherwell
>>69271857
im hurt
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fuck whoever tipped o2.5 in Clyde
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COME ON YOU POTATO FARMERS ONE MORE
>>69271905
NEEED MORE
Anyone have a stream BTW
>>69271857
tears
333333333333333
LETS GO
>>69271893
Mixture of spuds and stupid.
Need 3 more pls
ok i just downloaded the tipstertube app lads whos good to follow?
>inb4 juveguy
>>69271901
I was gonna chase losses with that bet on Motherwell.. Such a painful day, should've been up sums, instead down ridiculous
Fuck Dundalk
is lux the emperor's new clothes?
>>69271939
renbol
>>69271954
odd post this
>>69271939
Mathworks
>>69271954
Do you know what that saying means?
4444444444444444444444444444444
IVE DONE IT LADS
2 more lids
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4444444444444444444444444444444
Anyone taking odds on this to come in?
4444444444444 LIDS
>>69271939
renbol
Fucking Gateshead can eat a dick too. Now they're winning 8-2 but when I bet on them in FH they conceded 2
>>69271994
Not a fucking chance/10
OVER 3.5 INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
UAC
>>69271994
Done it so SO wrong there pal.
>>69271994
If it's Asian you've got a small chance of getting stake back
>tfw 6 might actually come in.
D-dear Irish members of this thread, is it too late now to say sorry
>>69271998
>>69271965
hmmm i feel im being memed on
Need that 6 lids
Gone for Longford +1.0 now
>>69272022
fucking brits
>>69272022
You need to control your anger and gambling habit a bit better.
So tempted to take Longford Town 1 AH
Om my knees shaking for 2 more
Small on Longford win @ 15.0!
>>69272022
silly little faggot
>>69272049
fuck off ivory coast
why's everyone on overs? Romania tipped unders
Rate my bets pls
>>69272022
Are you missing more than just my body ;)
LONGORD +1 @ 1.8
NEED one (1) more tbqh
>>69272084
Everyone was on overs before Romania's tip.
fuck getting longford at 14.5
might put it on
>>69272085
you got utter shit odds on Longford.
Can get 17.00 elsewhere
555555555555555555
>>69272088
lol
Regardless of the result Derfel's meme overs bets are the most fun to follow
Thank god, I won a bet.
>>69272088
tears at myself
WHAT A FUCKING AMAZING DAY PRAISE BE
PMSL
>>69272109
>tfw my only non limited account is mara
>>69272104
>>69272109
80/1 now :)
>>69272085
Mug.
Your Longford bet would be worth 1275 now @51
1 moooore
555555
getting on longford before that dundalk goal lol
NEED 7 GOALS
>>69272095
I see, why?
Had a 6.5 on Dunny lids, was a bit of a punt, would be scenes if it comes through desu
>>69272085
Worm, it's worth over 2k now for the Irish game.
>you
>>69272140
literally about to before the game got suspended
>>69272144
youre on a streak lad, its happening
On my knees for 3 more dundalk
>irish """"""""football" """""""
>>69272149
>tipsters tipping odd or even goals.
These are the tipsters to avoid, you might as well ask /bet/ to pick your next roulette colour.
>>69272148
Some guy shitpost about it being a great bet, provided no info and for some reason a bunch of people went for it.
I mean good for them winning money and all but there was no good reason to be on this bet.
Thanks for the tips boys.
>>69272156
Had over 6.5 at odds of 7 before the game. Will be v v happy if it can happen
>>69272176
pmsl, they're probably not on just shitposting
>>69272176
>>69272148
They played 2 weeks ago and Dundalk put 10 past Longford so Derfel tipped a soccerway tip and everyone got onboard.
>>69272176
salt: the post
>>69272176
Imagine NOT being on THE bet of the night.
Can't stop giggling, ribs hurt a little bit.
small on o5.5
>>69272176
pmsl
>>69272176
>no fun allowed: the post
derfel's overs tips are THE most fun to bet on
Emailing Will Wilde about Derfail desu. Will's gonna be seething at spending thousands and working for months on his algorithm to scrape out a tiny ROI when all you need to do is look up h2hs on soccerway and bet on overs.
>>69272194
>They played 2 weeks ago and Dundalk put 10 past Longford
Did they? Can't see any proof
Longford now 151
pmsl
Raith surely worth a punt
0.0
@2.1
Anyone on Breidbalik Women?
Rball looks dece desu
Euan wants a smed on East Fife -0.25
Motherwell backers gone very quiet.
tears
>>69272229
kys for getting this mad every time people win who dont use a "" ""pro gamblers"""" approach
>>69272229
>being so easily baited
>not reognisig SP's latest gimmicks
JOS BUTTLER'S GONNA TOP SCORE
Another 6.5 comes sailing in
thinking of selling a kidney, seems +ev as fuck
20 minutes for dunny game to score two goals lads
>>69272258
>reognisig
I don't reognisig this word
>>69272245
#ON
>>69272249
quite sad desu
>>69272254
>>69272258
You dont understand. Derfail is going to be a millionaire once I get him in contact with the right people
>>69272292
>being this mad
Over 5.5 #ON
>>69272304
Why would he be mad? Anyway does anyone have an official result of this 10-0 a couple of weeks ago?
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YES GIT IN LIIIIIDS 66666666
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LONGFORD WE BELIEVE!
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ONE MORE PLEASE
Placing 20 quid on longford next goal @ 11
suspended
SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD
euan seething pmsl
HUP
SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX
>>69272330
>>69272323
lel 10 seconds just before hahaha
reback? O6.5 why not
>longford scoring 3 away to dundalk
I'm not sure you appreciate the magnitude of what happened
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EUAN SO SHREWD
>>69272353
what odds you get on at?
>>69272378
Did he actually tip that? I got on from that Wall-Street guy
NEED ONE MORE COME ON
>>69272362
Yeah, backed o6.5 @3.25 anyway
>>69272386
I tipped it but not on TT
>>69272353
post slip
Getting on Over 6.5 for Juve
>>69272383
Had over 5 @3.86
5.5 @4.5
Over 6 @ 7.5
Over 6.5 @ 7.9
And a cheeky Over 9.5
o i am laffin
regular reminder that every and all paid tipster is an embarrassment and a scam
>>69272420
Chuckled, love Euan seething with rage whenever Derfel's tips come through
>>69272414
Does that mean you can pay us all that £50 now or did you only bet a greasy fiver?
really wish i got on longford to win
>>69272436
the latter, was 20% of my roll at the time tbf
needing fram reykjavik and selfross to stay u2.5 for my survival
>>69272414
your so talented
777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
777777
U
V
E
777777777777777777
>dundalk 4-3
>>69272479
66666666666
up life
777777777777777777
v v good day. will sleep happy for the first time in a while
on my knees for a Fram goal
O7.5???
>>69272490
disallowed*
DISALLLOWEEED
Reminder that when I'm regularly betting 4 digits you can look back on this day as my resurgence
Not ao fast
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
>>69272511
>>69272516
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>tfw cashed out because no goals in the first half
>literally 7 goals in the second
This happens literally every fucking time.
I think I'm going to quit.
>>69272520
Reminder you owe everybody £50
Already cashed out my O6. ROBBING the bookies.
O6.5 @ 2.50
>>69272530
>cashing out a single bet ever
WHY
>>69272530
Stop being a pussy
is there any benefit giving juveguy a fiver? are his TT tips that good?
this.is.so.important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10673913
>>69272552
Because
>cash out; team goes on to win
>don't cash out; team goes on to lose
This happens.
LITERALLY.
EVERY.
FUCKING.
TIME.
I swear to God, I have the juve curse.
>>69272563
dont ever feed it
NEED ONE MORE PLEASE
>>69272563
If they were that good he wouldn't need a fiver would he?
On my KNEES for a new thread
Just reading through the thread and I'm STAGGERED about how many people got on the Dundalk game when the entire reasoning was a previous h2h finished 10-0. Is that honestly all its takes to convince you to place your grubby fivers on something ? /eurobet/ is AIDS so don't @ me unless you can post a slip with more than £50 on this overs bet
JUST ONE MORE
>>69272587
SWEATING
W
E
A
T
I
N
F
Whats the Municipal bet?
>>69272566
You'll probably save less money than you would've won
>>69272607
>being this mad
At least we didn't all bet on some super shrewd tipsters excel meme model right??
PLEASE
WHERE WAS THIS 10-0? IT NEVER HAPPENED
>>69272602
/bet/ should be a roliing sticky desu senpai
>>69272636
>Whats the Municipal bet?
-1
Dubs and no more goals
4mins plenty of time
need either team to win pls
THREE MINUTES TO SCORE
>>69272666
you faggot
BOOOOOOM
DHADJAHFJKAHFJHAJFJKAFJKAH
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>>69272666
TRIPS
R
I
P
S
THANK YOU
>>69272638
>mad
Why would I be mad? I haven't taken a single bet from the Romanian either
>>69272666
Trips and more goals
INNNNNNNNN
N
N
THANKS DUNDALK
UAC SO HIGH
THEY DID IT
>>69272636
my soccerway stats senses are detecting home and o2.5
can't fucking believe it. what a day
>>69272649
this, someone literally just made it up
>>69272649
Imagine betting on overs because someone told you they played a couple of weeks ago and it ended 10-0
Imagine not checking this yourself
>>69272666
M E M E M A G I C
Mugs SO lucky
>>69272710
MEME MAGIC
WE ALL BELIEVED IN IT
>>69272731
>I didn't check
>I believed
#believe
>everyone got on a made up tip and it actually came through
meme magic is real
if my last bet comes in (IF vestri) then i would have multiplied my bankroll by NINE today
MY FUCKING SIDES. WOULD'VE FUNNIER POSTING THIS IF IT LOST BUT PMSL SUCH MONGS
up 400 quid at lunch.
down 200 at dinner.
up 20 at supper.
been gambling all day.
not a good wage at all.
PAID TIPSTERS BTFO
>>69272778
congrats, what you gonna do with your 90 quid pmsl
Cesar Vallejo - U. San Martin O5.5 is THE bet
Last time San Martin put 10 past them.
>>69272810
borrow ur mum for 3 hours lmao
some /salty/ people in this thread right now
>>69272830
Kek
some v v odd posters on here
would love to see a slip, pretty sure you're just pretending you were on, refuse to believe people believed they played a couple of weeks ago and it ended 10-0 and didn't bother checking
>>69272778
9x0 is still 0 m8
tfw lose a bunch of awful bets then win an obvious tip at 10/10 and it hides the losses. feel bad for people following these tips.
>>69272846
>salty
Genuinely finding it hilarious desu. Would be embarrassed to even had a penny on
>>69272846
mfw had picked-
over 7.5 goals
draw/longford
/bet/ mafia SO SO down today
>flatanon tip
who /on/ here?
>>69272933
>inspect element
zzzzzzzzz
>>69272851
Morning, or rather evening lads. Seeing a nice pretty number in my Unibet account so I assume we won then.
My fault for mistranslation here, they were actually beaten 4-0 but Dundalk also beat a team that beat them 10-0. Either way there was supposed to be a lot of goals.
Close to £10k up now in the space of 2 days.
>>69272949
kys
>>69272926
Fuck that about to press bet it drops from 6.5 to 5
>>69272926
deffo
>>69272949
please have sex
Only bet I got on today was Donskoy. Wtf is going on?
>>69272968
Rude
STILL haven't received my o6.5 winnings
SWEATING FOR A FRAM GOAL
>>69269204
when r they going to limit u desu
>>69272994
Hahahaha need two now
>>69272999
Not a chance in hell they would limit him. He's betting like an absolute tool and just getting lucky. They know they'll get it all back eventually
>>69272967
Fancy gambling with my private bookmaker service for a few months? Best odds you will find.
>>69272967
>but Dundalk also beat a team that beat them 10-0
???
>>69272967
>This reasoning
Actually shaken and stirred
>>69272949
This meme AGAIN.
You ought to check your sodium levels lid
>>69272981
Fancy Murray 3-0 tomorrow? What about Querrey+?
Can't stop backing Municipal. Won't stop backing Municipal
>>69273047
>following kekos tips
we have established he is FRAUD
>>69272798
THIS.
WRITING SUICIDE NOTES FOR MY MODELS NOW
>>69273062
W-what are you going to do to them?
>>69273047
tempted by Murray & Federer Both to Win 3-0 @5
>>69273039
been on chaturbate all day m8?
>>69273016
I'm fully aware I'm betting like an idiot, last night was the worst as I was betting £1k on who would take the next corner and kept repacking. Im a bad gambler but I'm also very very very lucky. Already withdrawn £3.5k and not withdrawing another £3.5k. also got a deposit limit set so that I can't chase losses
>>69273028
>>69273039
Eh, it's soccer way stats and shitty reasoning, but it points me into believing that there will be goals. If team A beats team B 10-0 and team B beats team C 4-0, then you can guess that there will be goals when team A and C play.
No "much value" but it works for me.
>>69273028
>>69272967
please respond
>>69272974
>>69272973
>>69272926
post it niggers
>>69273085
Nah took a nap after I got in. I have never visited that website.
>>69273079
Got a feeling in my bones Cilic will win a set or 2. Going for a cheeky O3.5 sets in both.
>>69273112
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>https://twitter.com/flatanon
>>69273112
If you can't find his public tips then you deserve to miss out. Already been banged in a bit in most places btw
>>69273106
oh shit, guess it was 7-0 for the Finn Harps game. Must have had it confused sorry, hadn't slept since Saturday
>>69273078
Don't worry, they'll be taking care of.
Chicago Fire is THE bet. Most of Thunder Bay's players played less than 24 hours ago and Chicago are better than them anyway
IF YOU'RE HUP AND YOU KNOW IT (YOU) THIS POST
>>69273136
>>69273139
>"tipping" a 6.5 eachway in a 10 horse race
wew. top fucking kek
>>69273171
you're a fucking moron
>>69273207
HUP HUP
>>69273207
UAC
need to fly to romania and buy our resident slav a pint
>>69273217
Blasphemy m8
Over 18.5 games in the Victor Burgos match. Just starting @2
Catterick 15:50
Galesburg
11/2 e/w
Galesburg has had excuses on the last 3 occasions (hit rail and never in race after; went too fast; outclassed). His 3 wins have all come with juice in the ground and although a dry day is forecast at Catterick, it's currently Good to Soft and conditions should suit him.
Fanning back in the plate is a plus having won the last time he was on board, and he's now 2lbs lower and back in the same grade as that last win.
9 of the last 10 winners of this race have been drawn stall 4 or lower, 7/10 stall 3 or lower, so stall 1 looks good. There could be a bit of pace on but Fanning's winning ride showed he doesn't have to lead like he's been ridden of late.
This is an easier race than he's contested of late, so with moderate opposition he has a good chance to get his nose back in front.
>>69273263
SO SO >due so getting on
>>69273221
my bad mate, very sleep deprived but thankfully it came in. Won't give tips again if i haven't slept
>>69273207
up so much i'd send you another fiver if you weren't winning
>>69273206
Played less than 24 hours ago?
>>69273103
i hope you're trolling otherwise stop before you lose your house
>>69273263
On with 60 of Obama's finest dollars
>>69273306
Played Kokomo Mantis
Municipal not so convincing so far
>>69273354
1111111111111111111
Euan, give us a bet.
Euan, Euan, give us a bet.
>>69273261
Stake size, out of 10?
>>69272830
Imagine if this actually came in kek
>>69273354
Back after 1-0?
>>69273263
100 squid on. Thank you flatanon.
Hey America, what could possibly go wrong?
>>69273456
Yeah take -0.25 1st half
Down unspeakable amounts on Romanian tips.
>>69273407
2 just a cheeky in play.
>>69273480
how?
didn't you stake appropriately?
>>69273499
Oops staked 4 pmsl
Woke up UAC, thx Euan x
>>69273503
I couldnt get on all of them, basically got on the ones that lost but no the winners zzzzzz
>>69273470
I'm lost on this, even Unibet are are putting New England as the favourite even though they have the 3rd worst home results, have lots of injuries and are on a losing streak.
There's something we don't know that the bookies do, gonna put £100 on over 2.5 goals though
>>69273466
Novinophobia is a better bet than this tbqh
>>69273261
How many sets did it go to last time they played?
Would anyone be interested starting a poker group? Could be fun
>>69273543
2 matches both 2-0 to Victor. Just need high scoring sets.
>>69273577
we did before, it was great fun
>>69273577
Would LOVE to take money off everyone here
On my HANDS and KNEES for another first half Chicago Fire goal
to win 2nd half @1.83 is a good bet too, as the starters will tire and will be subbed off for lesser players
>>69273642
1.43 for next goal for Chicago; do you see the other team scoring?
>>69273470
>an MLS road team winning
>NYCFC defense
This guy's doing it right >>69273527
>>69273263
on spastic
>>69273706
Thunder Bay do have quality going forward but there's no value on that bet anywau
>>69273499
>>69273520
Deary me
what is THE bet right now?
Just realised I lose money if flatanons horse places, what's the minimum price in decimal odds to take e/w? 6?
>>69273263
On it, ta lad
>>69273834
you need to look at the eachway terms of each race
its either a 1/4 or 1/5 of the odds for a place depending on the number of runners and whether or not it is a handicap race
so you'd need minimum odds of 4/1 or 5/1 to even make your money back
>>69273834
tears
>>69273764
Literally need a 6 4 which is looking decent
>>69273834
>>69273540
>>69273217
relevant
MANTILLA SO SO CLUTCH
down INSANE
THUNDERRRRRR
need death
>hass
still a complete fraud, trying to get value out of valueless games pmsl
>>69273887
it's betfair ex 1/5 odds and 3 places, oops hehe
>>69273913
Wow back to back breaks, just got back from walking the dog. N I C E
So so much on this Municipal reback
>>69273950
Only tip that lost today, still up sums from Hass tips
>>69273736
thanks for this by the way, put it on thunder bay to score the next goal at 3.5
Who /bigsam/ here?
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/football/market/1.125382424
>>69273973
Need a tiebreak like I need my wife's son to pass his GCSE'S
>Municap
fuck
>>69273973
BROKEN BACK, LEAVING THE HOUSE AND WALKING HIM AGAIN
>>69274052
LEAVE LEAVE
>>69273993
Imagine throwing away a fiver
>>69273470
>>69273527
Very very tricky.
Anyone else's inupt?
going to try and not wank/watch porn for the rest of the month, hopefully it leads to me getting a gf
>>69274081
t o w e r
>>69274087
Bookies literally clueless. Lump on
>>69274081
probably had the lads in the pub egging him on to do it for the banter
>>69274103
This makes SUCH a difference but so much harder to do than you think
>>69274103
Works wonders lid. Stay strong.
>>69274111
This man is a bookie. Do not listen to him. He makes a nice sum from your losses. Very dangerous individual.
>>69274125
i v v rarely wank when i'm on holiday and i'm much more flirty and in better moods but also my balls hurt after a week
