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horrible OP
>>69267442
>taking advantage of your gf while drunk
v scummy, if she likes you enough she will do anal when sober
Christian Rees such an odd little man. Would LOVE to test his chin.
>>69267495
someone has never had a longterm gf/wife.
you think anyone enjoys eating pussy for half an hour?
>>69267450
such a character xD
>>69267533
>you think anyone enjoys eating pussy for half an hour?
i do desu
>>69267533
I honestly could eat pussy for every meal
kek
KEK
>>69267565
>Paying a minimum of £27k for a 2.1
Why even go to uni?
>>69267565
Congrats lad
>>69267426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvc9fnIIvd8
>>69267559
>>69267564
bowcats OUT
Kalmar u21 equalize just before half-time
Lost £30 to those pricks.
>>69267590
>its the year of our lord 2016
>people STILL have to pay for uni
PMSL
>>69267610
Jeremy Corbyn PM when?
>>69267590
It was 9k
27k is still wroth it tho
>>69267547
>attention whore pointing out another attention whore
>>69267610
Good, degrees become worthless if every chance has one
>>69267629
If you were paying £3k a year then you failed a year twice. Fees went up 5 years ago
>>69267610
its 2016, why do we even need to pay for anything?
>>69267592
vomited mid-way through this
>>69267658
I had an intermission for 2 years, not for failing though. Just glad it's all over desu
>>69267592
Videos like this really get to me. Why won't anyone have sex with me?
IMAGINE thinking you are a first world country when you have to pay for higher education
Any interesting games today?
>>69267693
Still a failure
>Uni too hard
>I miss my mummy
>Let me leave pls
>>69267716
Imagine thinking you're a first class tipster when you need to go paid to cover your losses
>>69267722
I was hospital lol, pls don't bully me
>>69267592
cringe
wtfb
>>69267716
>it's a 'Euan pretends to be a socialist' episode
so so dull
>>69267746
so tedious
>>69267764
romania has uploaded a few on TT
>>69267592
>London
>Remain voters
>>69267764
>the Posh and Becks of /bet/
>>69267764
He really isnt looking well. What's wrong with him?
>>69267764
>you now remember when calijah called euan out and euan shit himself
>>69267824
pmsl
Youtube channel just hit 50 subscribers. Thinking about hosting a giveaway
>>69267684
V V important question though, if you could suck yourself off would you?
Hope Euan has checked the team news kek
>>69267847
I can suck the head of my dick and it doesnt realy feel that good, it's not the same as a girl doing it.
>>69267867
odd post, this
Large on Spartak Moscow SW everyone
>>69267820
He's spending his wages on coke instead of BTTS FH trixies
>>69267899
how much is a large stake?
Only lost 1 in the last 18. V profitable
lads, lads, lads, what is THE bet?
>i4nb4 Wales to win in regulation
>>69267957
B36 Tórshavn sw
>>69267937
20% of roll
>>69267899
whats SW again?
>>69267937
£8.99 at spoons lad
REALLY hope romanias model is fixed
>>69267987
ha ha. cheeky.
>>69267966
is that footy? wtf is torshavn?
>>69267981
sweaty win, they only win by one goal scored in that last 10 mins
>Municipal -1 down to below evens
Zzzzzzz
Also what's the Europa/CL bet today?
>they're not in Dundalk for over 6.5 goals @ 8.5
>>69268007
aye, place in the faroe islands
Spartak Moscow SO close there
>>69267981
Straight Win
LITERALLY wasting away my life boys
Need a wageslave gig so so bad
>>69268023
B36 Torshavn or Valletta, depending on who you believe
>>69268046
Run and get one m8. We'll be here when you come back.
>>69268032
Why is that a bet exactly??
>>69268051
The entire /bet/ will be watching this game so pick a side FAST
>>69268059
Because you win/lose money depending on the result
>>69267987
>>69268012
>>69268081
pmsl @ all of these.
>>69268059
Because Dundalk beat this team away 10-0 and they're now playing at home.
>>69268091
S PA R T A K
juve u haven't let me down all day
SPARTAK 1111111
CANNOT BE DAC TODAY
>>69268034
ok lad, i will trust your random anonymous tip. if it comes through i will oblige to whatever request you post if i feel like it.
Juve SO good
>>69268121
You'll find a way
Open to tips of a fiver for anyone UAC today :)
Hass Hass Hass
>>69268249
Still need another goal
>>69268265
I was late getting on so I took -0.75
>>69268280
dat
>>69268280
Still needs another goal to get your full winning anyway. It will come I believe.
>>69268280
Same here, worried though it seems like one of 'those' matches.
what does it mean
>>69268327
3.75
Despite Keko's best efforts still managing to avoid being DAC
No excuses for being a virgin in 2016 lads.
>>69268336
so 4 goals and i win? should i take this on the dundalk game?
>>69268280
>I was late getting on so I took -0.75
Same
>suspended until after the first goal
shit365 such cunts
>>69268357
4 goals and you win 1/2
Over 4 goals and you win full
Over 3.5
Just won 140 on the bruce lee game on 365 kek
Fredrikstad vs Sandnes Ulf - BTTS
Deportivo Municipal vs Defensor La Bocana - Over 2.5
Double it up @ 2.9. Get #ON
STILL drifting
Reminder that sharing interests is fine for friends, but sharing values is more important for gf/wives.
>>69268369
Kaiserslautern? Was just about to tip -3 as a MARGE zzzzzzz
>>69268410
talking big sense pal
What should I be staking on a medium bet with a betting bank whroule of 20k?
>>69268405
Think Euan is going to be very VERY red faced come the end of tonight.
So... Fredrikstad u2,5?
>>69268423
Yes Kaiserslautern
>>69268459
If it loses I'll be down following his tips, goes to show he can't profit in asia
For someone who's normally pretty conservative with their stake sizes, Euan tipping this as a 6/10 doesn't make a great deal of sense tbqhwy
>>69268476
Feel sick desu
>>69268496
He has the team news mixed up I think pmsl
>>69268514
Biggest stake of the day is on B36. For fuck's sake.
There are people in this thread, people like me and you who are sat at their PCs or on their phones, who have not bet on the Dundalk game on overs.
You missed out on Dallas, you missed out on Schulke; don't miss out on this game. Odds are steadily dropping.
>>69268496
Is he still backing it?
Hartberg getting SMACKED
>>69268540
this.. really did trust Euan on this one zzzz
>>69268514
1) I posted it days ago before team news
2) What team news are you on about?
>>69268540
Who is on B36?
Euan such a fraudulent little man.
>>69268541
tinsie on O9.5 after reading this post
4 MINUTES
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls
>>69268576
Aaaaaaaabsolute maniac, but I'd honestly go on over 5.5 first
>>69268569
Euan tipped it, 6/10 on the basis that it would shorten.
>>69268580
Need stream
>>69268565
goo goo gah gah wah wah goo
>>69268601
NEED stream
>>69268594
So I guess the odds drifted and people are starting to get worried?
Lads I have a £10 no risk bet to use on horses only.
Don't no anything about muggy racing, need some spoonfeeding pls
d-d-did i do ok? i just want to make money and play it safe
>>69268619
Yes, v.v concerned here.
>>69268619
Yep. Wonder if Euan is worried
>>69268630
pmsl
>>69268627
6.10 brighton, all on majoris
>>69268630
>only over 5
amateur
>>69268630
>Play it safe
>Over 5
Probably
>>69268644
did i fuck up, or laughing at my feeble stake?
Gleisdorf SHOULD cover -1.5. Just three subs for Markt Allah and there's a fairly big gulf between the sides anyway
>>69268619
He tipped something to his paid followers on TT, then tipped the opposite on here so that it would drive the odds up for his actual bet. He got called out and is trying to feign ignorance
Just dug out my knuckle dusters and booked a ticket to Glasgow. Will be v angry if this doesn't come in.
>>69268662
Their last game was 2 weeks ago and ended up 10-0
>>69268673
SO scummy
>Five DA's to 1 O N E
zzzz already marked down as a loss desu
B36 can't get out of their half ffs
PLEASE post a stream someone
I have no idea why people are on B36 desu
>>69268753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBI_hBWGxys
Valetta just hit the bar FFS
Euan such a FRAUD
whats the /bet/?
Looking v v bad
>>69268767
cheers
Got FAR too much on this, should be 2-0 down
>>69268784
Valletta
Up so so much
EUUUUAN
EUAN SUCH A JUDGE
EUAN PARK
FFS. Got on Red Star from behind, they equalize and now Pandurii get a penalty. Can not pick one game where I don't get fucked over.
EPIC
P
I
C
B 3 6
3
6
CAN YOU HEAR THE DOUBTERS SING?
I CAN'T HEAR A FUCKING THING
How DOES he do it?
Hahaha this is a such a meme tip
>there are people in this thread that weren't on B36
Really makes you think
>THE CITY OF EUAN
>gets btfo in the first ten minutes
>scores
based.
MAJORIS
A
J
O
R
I
S
Cheers lad, horseracing not so muggy after all
>>69268855
np lid
so so shrewd he is so so shrewd
>>69268826
By tipping both teams to win?
>>69268813
AND a RED, just to make absolutely sure that I will not win this bet.
>>69268880
Apparently that was a ruse according to
>>69268673
PMSL at the fact they shoul've conceded right before they scored.
If this tip wins, it is so SO lucky pmsl
>>69268688
where, dont see it anywhere
>>69268880
>>69268907
>>69268907
So he's really on b36?
>>69268908
Played well since they've scored tbf and maybe should have had a pen before that chance. 1.8 isn't a good price for dnb though agreed, 2.3 or +0.25 at 1.8 looks value though.
>>69268949
Seeing the reaction from this thread should have made the answer obvious
>>69268949
aye
>>69268880
Albania sent me that screenshot btw, he probably edited it to try and troll me
>>69268974
PMSL
>>69268792
y u lion
b36 playing tiki taka, just rebacked
>>69268974
Such characters, the pair of you
>>69268974
i just took the screenshot, that's what he tipped
Heracles tip lookin good Hass, thx x
on dundalk 04.5, fuck it lads
Dont know what to believe tbqh
>>69269009
>>69268985
>>69269008
http://awesomescreenshot.com/0f6600pzf9
No value in the Dundalk overs according to my model tbw
zzzzzzzz
>>69268967
>>69268973
Heavy that, been avoiding Euans tips anyway the little fart
AWWWWWWW
Here comes the equalizer
I have no horse in this race but this is hilarious as fuck to watch
>>69269041
fuck
zzzz so so boring
>>69269041
are they likely though
>the city of Euan
Euan so tez
NOT PART OF THE SCRIPT LADS
gonna be up so much from hass and Euan if b36 hold
>>69269057
Romania's model doesn't account for H2H. Everyone is getting in overs because of the recent result.
>Jeunesse fucking Esch are actually beating St. Paddy's
what in the world, Ireland
>>69269041
Already on huge
>>69269071
got some bad news pal
someone post comments from Euan's tip please
>>69269064
Dundalk 3.1 - 0.58 Longford Town
Expected goals. Obv likely but price isn't good enough.
>>69269102
Would also like to see this
b36 looking so SO SO tez again
Reminder don't be surprised if 6 hours from now you are banned mysteriously for a random post when Euan is still seething.
>On overs
Just gonna sit back and watch this shitshow unfold kek
>>69269130
S-so over 8.5 isn't likely?
HOW HAS HE MISSED
>that miss
ffs
top jej
>>69269074
>because of the recent result.
If only the bookies were aware of this. Cookies blueless
number 24 needs his chin testing
>Keko backs Valleta
Here we go
>>69269138
They were always looking tez, that was such a meme goal by them early on
>>69269143
Come FT, anyone claiming Valletta were the better team will be banned.
>>69269041
After the LA Galaxy, Dallas and Gunagzhougogog games I'm up about £5,000 so I don't mind being a tad silly. Cashed out £3,500 and left some to play with
>>69269177
Of course they are aware of this which is why there is no value like Romania said.
so important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10672204
>>69269198
at the moment they are tho
>>69269041
Disregard him, he's not the real me!
>>69269198
Why'd you tip it then?
>>69269204
Tears
>there are two romanians posting on this icelandic rball tipping general
shaking every time that black valleta guy gets on the ball
>>69269198
Are you blind?
>>69269316
number 90 ?
Black valleta guy on the right wing is pretty gud
would like a Gleisdorf goal before half time desu
>Romania with the under 4 tip
Worried desu
>>69269354
Still waiting for a line to get on
>>69269275
>implying there's even 1
Based Heracles
>"Romania" tipping Under 4
lelled, dece banter
Gonna head to bed, can't wait to wake up to 3.5k again
dundalk for life
>>69269468
>going to bet at 7 pm
>>69269468
>heading to bed at 7pm
baka derfail
>>69269468
>6:45pm
pmsl
>>69269477
>>69269484
Been awake for 50 hours betting
>>69269468
gonna need to top up that fiver if im to keep defending you on here. getting v v difficult
>>69269468
But Ramadam is over lid
Lads I need to make £550 from £11. Should I get on the roulette or bingo right now?
Hassy, I'm very concerned about gleisdorf
>>69269520
Underrated post
where can i get a stream of this b36 vs valletta game?
>>69269604
just keep putting in on green in roulette
>>69269604
Blackjack is technically the game where the house has the minimum edge provided you know how to play the game.
>>69269617
www.goindexsport.com/B36-Torshavn---Valletta.html
lazy cunt
>>69269617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBI_hBWGxys
>>69269611
Only two subs, they'll collapse in the second half r-right?
>>69269617
WHERE are new setup pics?
