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http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
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http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>>>69256756
pmsl, close enough lad
>>69256780
Is it Euan?
Is tomorrow going to be decent lids
>>69256788
Getting colder
How old is everybody in here?
How much do you bet per week?
Are you fat or skinny?
What else do you guys do besides betting?
Are you a virgin?
>>69256823
Yes
Yes
Maybe
Yes
No
>>69256823
Don't see how any of that is your business
>How old is everybody in here?
22
>How much do you bet per week?
0
>Are you fat or skinny?
Skinny
>What else do you guys do besides betting?
Shitpost here
>Are you a virgin?
Fortunately not
>>69256780
The shelf-stacking homosexual who tried to force himself as a meme?
Need o1.5 in Colorado
>>69256823
20.
About 1k
Decent build. Gym 3 times a week.
Shagging.
See above.
>>69256850
I'm just trying to know more about the people of /bet/... ;_;
>>69256857
T. Hass
>>69256823
24
~$25,000
Skinny
Study, get drunk, have sex
See above
>>69256859
B I N G O
I
N
G
O
>>69256726
nth for pay me since I gave a FREE tip
>>69256788
Offended you think I would even possibly have such a disgraceful bio.
>>69256823
20
5-10k
skinny
nothing pmsl
no
>>69256859
You forgot to mention genuine cuck.
>>69256823
>How old is everybody in here?
Do you want a mean or median?
>How much do you bet per week?
1000 NOK
>Are you fat or skinny?
Don't subscribe to traditional body-shaming labels kthnxbyeeeeeee
>What else do you guys do besides betting?
>implying
>Are you a virgin?
No
>>69256823
25, £500 a week, built, hovering between constipation and diarrhea, no.
How fucked am I?
>>69256823
>20
>About 500
>Neither. Gym 3 times a week. I'm a beast.
>Shagging. Play tennis. Read.
>Implying
>>69256823
42
500 Euros
Built
Study Jewish scriptures
No, I'm married.
>>69256930
Was he?
>No-one's a virgin
>Everyone's 'built'
>>69257088
I very much hope you're >meme and this isn't true
>>69257111
Love that image. Jezza Clarkson is a leg.
>>69257097
Kept going back to his bird who was cheating on him
>all these fatties saying built
pmsl
>>69257088
>he fell for the marriage meme
WEW
E
W
>>69257132
Makes sense. Not sure why he tripped
>>69257127
What in particular about it troubles you?
>>69257153
It's part of becoming a man.
Will Berdych hold on to win ?_?
ffs
who else waiting for america to hit evens?
>>69256823
25
~10k in the last week
fat
lift,work,drink,fuck
no
>>69257179
>42
Bit old for 4chan?
>married
V v odd. Women are but leeches. They just want shelter protection and money.
>>69257179
I'm sure the wife's kids are proud of you
>>69257179
This Albania's new proxy?
Anyone use Unibet? What's the fastest way to get my money out? Got £500 I need to withdraw and need it by Friday evening
>>69257297
Getting married is -EV yo
>>69257297
>Bit old for 4chan?
I don't think age limits can be put on vibrant communities such as 4chan.
>V v odd. Women are but leeches. They just want shelter protection and money.
And yet it's very important to produce good and strong offspring to carry on your genes.
>>69257298
Since my wife and I both share our kids, I'm sure she is.
>>69257362
I'm not sure what you're trying to say, cheap Turk.
>>69257376
big night out planned?
absolute #LAD ;)
>>69257408
Talking a lot of sense here to be honest. Could use a father figure around these parts. Thanks Dad
>>69257445
I've got enough fatherly love to share around these parts.
>punt a player in the balls
>no card
Oooook Orlando, that's cool
>>69257408
>Fell for the offspring meme
When she leaves you for some 20 year old fuck boy, you'll see the error. All she offers is "love" and a vagina
>>69257516
>I've never been in a stable relationship
>i browse /r9k/
>I'm ugly
>I believe in the friendzone
Learning a lot about you lid
>>69257516
We've been together for 22 years now, I'm sure we'll be able to double that.
>>69257543
Nothing I've said translates into that but nice deflecting.
>>69257547
AWALT.
It's time lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeHvQxKYaw
>>69257543
>42
>still browses 4chan
Learning a lot about you lid
>>69257568
>different flag
It must be the same person! Jesus you're dumb.
>>69257567
I had to google your "AWALT" acronym and I have to disappoint you. My wife isn't like any other and she's a devout Jewish woman who won't cheat. Sorry that you've been corrupted by modern society, but good women are still out there.
>>69257586
kek clicked the wrong post
>>69257625
Good luck buddy. You're a decent guy anyway. Nice to have you around.
>>69257651
Thanks, appreciated.
Need Dallas to score one more goal in order to break even tonight
>>69257268
>waiting for america de cali to hit evens
>finally does, go to stake
>drunk, suicidal ex calls
>pick up the phone, they immediately score
just fuck me senpai
>>69257692
I need Colorado to score.
>>69257705
>still talking to an ex
pmsl for what reason.
>>69257713
oh thank god, now if the Colorado game can get just 2 goals I'll be up
>>69257692
>>69257713
Need both of these desu.
>>69257760
Same, predicted a win for Dallas, Colorado and LA. Dallas is doing its job so far, confident about LA, just Colorado needs to get its act together to be honest.
>>69257748
What kind of autist doesn't answer the phone when someone calls them?
>>69257757
post Dallas slip
>>69257801
>predicted a win for Dallas, Colorado and LA
Exactly what I did.
I'm a slave for them accas.
Need the score lines to remain the same or I will be so DAC today
>>69257806
If I don't know anyone from the city calling me I sure as fuck don't answer. Especially if it's from Connecticut. I'm kinda avoiding someone from there
wtb
>>69257855
Colorado once they hit @3. Late winner for them
Lets play a game of guess the trip
>>69257809
Also got some small bets on Ladbrokes for over 2.5 on this game and Dallas winning; so even with my previous loss I should be up about £50 odd quid.
If the Colorado game can get 2 goals in it, I'll be up £600
>>69257885
Some cunt I don't care about.
I already know I won, no need to reply.
>>69257849
fuck did you did out in Connecticut?
>>69257907
>this bankroll management
PMSL
>>69257923
This, it's getting boring now
>>69257885
lel, I don't even know where I would have posted that
>>69257935
Never been to Connecticut, however, someone from there has been looking for me for at least 2 years
If Colorado doesn't win tonight, this bagel will get thrown out of a window.
>>69257997
what'd you do?
>>69257907
You fucking people betting £500 just like that.
£20 is a big bet for me.
Fucking rich fucks.
NEED Colorado goal like I need AIR.
>>69258025
Would rather not say. Also, what the fuck is this shit?
>They didn't get on the Jamaica Tallawahs when they were @1.875
>>69258031
We all started at the bottom and now we're here.
>>69257968
What's wrong with it? That was 20% of my entire bankroll.
>>69258031
I started off with £50, you can to and slowly build yourself up.
>>69258097
>>69258117
Teach me how pelase.
>>69257705
More proof that women are -ve
>>69257806
The kind that doesn't talk to his ex, like a fucking faggot
>>69258128
I personally started off with simple overs bets. Find a games that have low odds for goals and then create accumulators.
Or follow tipsters
>>69258128
Whatever you do, don't follow tipsters. Come up with your own strategy. We've all fallen, but it's how we get back up again that matters.
>>69258164
>follow tipsters
>>69258173
>Whatever you do, don't follow tipsters
>>69258197
Probably should have qualified that by saying "Follower tipsters, but do your own research on games before you bet as well"
DALLAS CORNER! Thank you allah!
Can't stop! Won't stop!
I've lost hope for Colorado.
Eid Mubarak to all my British friends in here. Hope you had a nice fast.
>>69258287
>staking 400 fucking pounds on corners
This is the shit i'm talking about.
How can you possible make money like that.
You're just as likely to lose.
>>69258319
Maybe 400 pounds to him is 4 bucks?
>>69258319
Not if you're watching the game, Dallas have been attacking for the past 30 minutes and the last corner for Orlando was 30 minutes ago.
If there's no corner, money back so it's a safe bet. My entire bank roll is currently £4,000 spread over Unibet, Ladbrokes and Skybet so whilst £400 may seem like a lot; it's something that I can afford to lose.
Not to mention I lost £700 on my overs today so may have gone a little cray trying to maker it back
>>69258319
learn to research the markets and manage your bankroll etc.
You only lose if you're betting stupidly.
>>69258287
what site is this?
>>69258428
Unibet
Romania coming thru
Hi new to this gambling kind of, ive been doing it for about 2 weeks now and im down £200. What tipster do you guys follow? Can't make money with my own bets.
>>69258501
Juveguy. Download tipstertube. Follow him.
Oh wow.. I crumbled my bagel in disgust! I hope that my other brethren who placed money on this match is just as angry and upset as I am.
>>69258512
Ok then, hoping for better luck.
>>69258519
I cashed out.
Managed to get some back.
>>69258586
What program are you using?
>>69258601
Program?
I was using 365 if that's what you're asking...
>>69258618
That's what I was asking. Thanks for answering.
>>69258519
Lost £700 in total thanks to that, bit peeved but made it back and then some on the Dallas game. Honestly thought the Portland game would have at least 1 goal.
>>69258637
Don't worry, my 'lad'. I've lost some money in the last 24 hours, but we will make it back again; I believe we will!
>>69258031
this
>>69258704
>>69258741
In it to win it. CL qualifiers tonight. Too bad the UAC Facebook group isn't leaking tips.
>>69258565
for the love of god please dont take that advice
>>69258765
How to join uac pls.
>>69258782
Man if he takes one look at Juve guy profile and doesn't realize he is being rused he is not going to make it betting money.
>>69258782
I've noticed that this juveguy is a rather 'dodgy' fellow. Taking advice from him is like taking stock advice from Bernie Madoff!
>>69258782
why? is he unlucky? who do i follow than.
galaxy final score?
>>69258879
More than 3 goals.
Murray and Federer to reach the final @ 2.25.
Is this VALUE?
>>69258891
Doubtful. Not a whole lot of chances in the first half
>>69258879
2 nil
>>69258839
>tennis tipster top lad
>Basi - Boom, also known as Hass, a top Arab
>Mathworks, also known as Romanian Guy, has a mysterious model that gives good results
These three have a profile on a website called tipster tube. search their names and request follow, saying your from 4 chan
>Finland guy gives good tips
>other random bastards
>Ameribets is a good guy, good tips
>who is Euan?
and of cause, myself
>>69258901
It's not a tip, that's what my gut tells me (please don't take my advice). It might either be more than 3 goals or I'm just hungry because I threw out my bagel earlier.
>>69258839
he's not unlucky, just absolutely clueless
>>69258839
also, are you high school educated?
>>69258901
2-0 now.. times are changing.
wew lads apparently I was underestimating the increased goal rate cause by home advantage
this would explain why the model was predicting so many unders
it's fixed now so average predicted totals should go up slightly
>>69258892
Absolutely not. Murray is in, Fed has to face two formidable servebots, Cilic and potentially Raonic. Fed hasn't been tested enough to see how he'd react.
Also a shit bet and shit odds that will tie your money up for a week. Bet your 20 on Kerber.
>>69259292
What match are you referring to, my Romanian equal?
>>69259299
Ah ok. Thanks famalam.
>>69259292
Wew. I have been avoiding your unders tips for awhile now. Will get back on now I guess.
can vancouver score?
Bet £600 on over 2.5 goals @ 1.48. Problem is there is no cash-out feature, I'm worried now.
>>69259104
> times are changing.
why did you have to go and jinx it like that to ensure it remains 2-0
The halftime odds for o10 corners was 1.95. Absolutely fucking free money.
>>69259343
That should be safe. It'll be 3-0 at least.
>>69259356
Have a little bit of faith my friend. I'm still expecting at least 3-0.
>>69259367
>he's not on 2-1 CS
>>69259343
>>69259356
>>69259391
This is how I feel with you lot:
https://youtu.be/ncbEucjsNFU?t=7s
wheres this goal then?
H U H ?
U
H
?
>>69259463
2-1, there it is!
Thank fuck, was sweating
>>69259476
>lying again
we need to do a rain dance
I didn't think LA would get a red card. Still hoping a cheeky 3-0 happens though.
>>69259476
bellendheaded 2bh
>>69259496
>his stream is slow
I'm watching the game from my window lid, 2-1
>>69259527
Sure thing lid
>corners still at 10 after so long
Come on man. Wtf.
>>69259523
>didn't think LA would get a red card
It's something you always have to keep in mind with de Jong playing. He kicked a guy in the chest ffs
>he's not on 2-2
>>69259523
Fuck it, I have no balls. Cashed out at £382 and out it all on Vancouver next corner at 2.1
>>69259558
I forgot about him. I'm Dutch for G-d sake and I didn't even remember him playing there.
>>69259584
lol and it comes in straight away
I really should start looking into gathering statistics for American 'Soccer'.
>LA Galaxy always providing me with a steady inflow of income
>people in /bet/ bet on Toronto FChokers
>>69259643
They're playing Vancouver....
>>69256823
It Depends
It Depends
Who's asking?
It Depends
No
on my knees begging
Never done this before. Have heard of bet365 but where do I start? Obviously not going to throw a kidneys worth of money but still would be cool to try.
>>69259658
i know lad, I'm just remembering when /bet/ was on suicide watch because every was betting on Toronto. I should've been more specific.
>>69259699
1 more? Max I can bet is 1k
>>69259699
Congratulations.
>>69259699
Nice, dubs and wins, always getting along.
>>69259719
>Max I can bet is 1k
Sometimes the site has an automatic cap (like bet .38), but you can change it.
>>69259706
Well bet365 doesn't take americans, so I would go with either bovada or 5dimes. I use bovada personally because they have a better in play market. If you do choose bovada pls use my referral code https://www.bovada.lv/welcome/P440801C/join/?extcmpid=rafcopy
odds aren't even worth it, but fuck it
>>69259794
Is '.lv' vegas? Also, do you get much from referral jewing?
>>69259798
You won again, but I wouldn't take risks like that for such minimal return.
>>69259843
Yeh I know, been playing stupid today. Lost £700 this on other MLs games so was making stupid bets on this game
>>69259836
.lv is latvia IIRC, but their bank for payouts is based in Canada, although they sometimes send checks from Singapore. And not at all. I get 200% of whatever your first deposit is up to $100, which for me isn't a whole lot, but it's better than nothing.
>tfw can't talk about models and methods or betting on every market because I just snipe locals
a-at least I have a 43% yield r-right mates?
>>69259869
Ah thanks m8
>>69259882
I don't care if you're a penny-punter, Uruguay, you're pretty based at your sports and seem like a cool guy
>>69259882
you're obviously picking well
If only Colorado played better today.
>>69259869
As a Singaporean can i use bovada?
>>69260065
Apparently your country isn't free enough to make an account ;_;
>>69260096
I wish I had real Freedom.
oh well
>>69260065
try uni bet.
The best way to bet is though bitcoin, because there's no restrictions. Try nitrogenbet
>>69260130
Isn't depositing and withdrawing money with bitcoin a massive hassle?
>>69260139
coin book makes it easy, the whole process is very streamlined.
My only worry is the price of bitcoin, or else bitcoin is a more appealing option.
For you another plus is anonymity
Anyone see anything wrong with this selection please? Was thinking of putting £80 on it
>>69260194
feel like multis are a bad idea generally. yours might be good though
>>69260194
Acc are almost always a bad idea 99% of the time.
>>69260190
I'll just stick with what options I have none. Which is none in case anyone out there is wondering.
>>69260139
Much less hassle than traditional bookmakers. No ID or verification required and withdrawals are instant. Never had a problem with them
>jewing my affiliate link
>nitrogensports.eu/r/95540
There's also directbet which has wider selection of football but odds are pretty tez
Do your own research before you follow me, but Dundalk VS Longford City is at 3.0 for Over 4.5 goals. I honestly see it being Over 5.5 but don't want to risk it that much.
>>69260229
sounds good
>>69260285
>Stake 350 pounds
>I don't want to risk too much
Teach me your ways senpai
>>69260285
longford town looks like they havn't scored in weeks.
it seems like a good bet at a quick glance
>>69260296
I'm very lucky and very stupid, these were my bets tonight.
>>69259798
>>69259699
>>69258287
>>69257907
Municipal -1 tomorrow in Peru @2.25. Seek deep within and you'll know it to be true
>>69260325
Just curious.
Trust fund babby?
Or working a job that pays a lot?
Or you seemly have money to throw around and don't care
>>69260213
>>69260229
Why do people here hate accas?
>>69260370
They must hate profit m8
Does it count as an accy if it only has TWO legs
>>69260357
getting 2.8 rn
>>69260439
You sure that's Asian and not European?
This is literally free money... or am I missing something?
>>69260357
>Can't find an offer for this
Sucks. Your bets have been good to me Ameribets.
>>69260458
It'll be out tomorrow before kickoff at some point. For some reason the European bookies don't release AH right away for some games
>>69260357
is that Municipal draw or win? getting @2.1 ;_;
>>69260493
No. It is an Asian handicap.
>>69260485
Wrote it down.
>>69260493
It's AH. The @2.88 was EH. Unibwin released AH a few minutes ago
>>69260532
>unibwin
Kek, meant unibet
>>69260457
Yes, SMASHING this when I get home liddo
>>69260601
really? how much
wageslaving
Is New York City free money?
>>69260737
So SO rewarding
>>69260725
$5 lmao
>>69260748
I'm thinking about putting down 50 on NYC.
>>69260748
New York city isn't new York red bulls
>>69256823
23
I haven't been betting all that much lately, but I'd average around $200
just above average
fuck
see above
>>69260821
David Villa though, he's on a roll.
Albeit foolish, I'm really tempted.
>>69260867
Forgot picture.
>>69260875
Which site? Also are you an english teacher davido-kun?
>>69260891
No, Dutch guy working here for 40 days. Returning in 10 days.
>>69260875
What was your Portugal Wales bet? I can't read Dutchrunes.
>>69260748
Honestly? It does look like free money. NYC have the best record for AWAY game in the EC and they're playing AWAY, also New England are terrible at home.
Must be something else though, perhaps they're missing players? Wait for Ameribets or Derfail to post; they bet a lot on MLS
>>69260875
Using a proxy or?
>>69260914
Are you retarded?
>>69260914
Draw at 90 mins.
>>69260927
No, just temporarily situated here for work.
pmsl UAC lads please have sex Euan slags altitude
>>69260934
Thanks.
>>69260875
Fyi Portugal maybe shit but Wales are missing 2 key players. Look what happened to Belgium when they missed 2 key players in their lineup.
>>69260951
Hence the draw. Portugal like to park the bus and Wales is only strong on the counter. Like you said, they're weakened now; so I think a draw after 90 mins is probable.
>>69260962
Please don't mistake Portugal lack of scoring ability as parking the bus. Tsunaldo had plenty of chances but ended with 0 goals cause their attacking prowess in the final 3rd is shit.
if you got stones you'll lay down on the portgual/wales draw
>>69260976
Still, a draw after 90 minutes? Sounds reasonable.
>>69260962
Portugal are missing a key defender, are shit in defence, have a terrible goalie whilst Wales has Gareth Bale.
Wales will win
>>69260875
Do it m8.
>>69260995
That's all they have though.. Portugal equally has Tsnunaldo.
>>69261022
Who is extremely over-rated unless he has a good team backing him up, as we've seen in all of Portugal;s previous games.
>>69261039
>extremely over-rated unless he has a good team backing him up
Can say the exact same thing about Bale...
I've actually done it fine gentlemen. Let's hope I win and I will actually give people 5 people here 5 quid for free via paypal.
>>69260934
My bad, i meant do you use a proxy to place bets from gookland?
>>69261060
No, I don't.
>>69261055
Pls giv fiver to me.
>>69261070
Anyone but Juve.
>>69261046
You haven't watched any Euro games, have you?
>>69261116
Can you stop replying to me, you Norwegian piece of shit.
>>69261125
KEK. Filter me then, faggotron.
>>69261125
>>69261135
Gentlemen, can we please be civilised?
>>69261055
Could do with a fiver meself
>>69261116
Ramsey was key in their game vs Belgium
damn, despite loosing so many meme bets I'm up 80% this month. Thanks a lot guys <3
>>69261156
(((ok)))
>>69261176
That's an observation I agree with fully. I didn't mean to imply otherwise.
>>69261125
He's right though, you evidently haven't watched ANY Euro game. Penaldo has bottled close to every chance he has had, missed a decisive penalty, shown his disrespect to Iceland, whined like a little bitch and only scored due to Hungary (and Portugal) breaking down for a bit with a flurry of goals.
Penaldo only works well when he's got a team of skilled players behind him that can place the ball at his feet in front of an open goal. Portugal are shite and have only 2/3 players that are worthwhile.
Meanwhile, Wales slotted in an easy free kick against England, thrashed Russia, limped past NI and completely raped Belgium.
What has Portugal done apart from draw? Draw? Oh and draw? They are through to the semi-finals on a pure technicality.
>>69261240
Ramsey is out for the Portugal match. So is Davis btw
>>69261241
Lumping it all on Tsu making it to the finals.
Meme magic folks.
>>69261255
Yeah, I know. They're gonna have a rough time against the Poors, I think.
>>69261269
Then you are pissing your money away. Belgium are a meme team, but they're better than Poland. Portugal couldn't beat Poland.
You're an idiot if you think memes survive until the semi-finals.
>>69261287
You mean till finals?
Cause this is the semi finals right.
Anyway the correct bet for Portugal vs Wales should be o10 for the number of corners.
Just woke up to see Louisville didn't score anymore and it finished 2-0 hahahaha, there goes my o2.5
UEFA Europa League: Chikura vs. Zimbru u.2.5
what do you think lads
>>69261348
Should have went with the corners m8.
Bought it at o10
Rebacked it at o11.5
And again once more at o13.5
Ended 2-13
Buying SO many lottery tickets. Can't be doing with this wageslaving lids.
>>69261392
I was asleep just after the second goal lad, thought I'd wake up to see more money in my account
>>69261443
Can't you be a NEET in UK?
>>69261443
same lad.
just spent small stake buying a week's worth.
too scared to check the score of the Colorado game. How badly did I lose?
HAHAHA YES 0-0 FUCK I ALSO TOSSED A QUID ON 0-0 @ 5
ALSO THE PALMEIRAS GAME WON
UAC
UAC
UAC
On an eleven game unbeaten streak pmsl
H-has my luck turned?
>>69261518
If you are on Romania's model, you should have won both bets
>>69261541
What is the point of betting when you're winning this little?
>>69261548
v v poor :(
>>69261562
Why bother though? You can get more by going on JSA, doing surveys, begging, selling shit, getting a shitty job etc..
>>69261577
Can't get a job
>>69261587
Apply yourself.
>>69261587
If an immigrant who doesn't even speak English, can't read or write and has no money can get a job cleaning a toilet for £40 a day; you can get a job.
>>69261583
I was memeing desu.
>People falling for the Juveguy bait
>people still, STILL haven't filtered juveguy.
are people memeing when they say they enjoy this gimmick?
am I so humorless?
>>69261625
Worst part about Juve is the fact him being here has created more shitty gimmicks like him
>>69261651
yeah I've been away for a bit, and reading previous threads it seems like everyone and their mum has a trip.
>>69261625
>>69261651
>>69261666
>I don't like Juveguy
>But I'm going to talk about him anyway
Either ignore him completely or quit moaning
not a quote unquote gimmick. v v odd posts
this office wageslaving is killing me slowly, guys
I will go berserk
>>69261727
So so TEZ
2 hours more to go. Feels like an eternity already.
Complaining about wageslaving each morning is /bet/ culture ffs jani. Dont you DARE delete my posts.
>>69261736
>Cucked by Euan
>people unironically follow twitter tipsters like inplayman with their sub 1.5 odd tips
>>69261795
Who do you suggest we follow? You?
>>69261819
reffocs
>>69261819
Are there any actual people here with a proven track record?
>>69261833
Juveguy
Just bet opposite of all his bets
>>69261842
lol
>>69261842
kok
>>69261842
enjoy the 11 losses in a row
>>69261625
desu i love Juveguy
Slags tennis only today. Never will I ever place a bet on a woman again.
Morning. Just checked the results.. so Louisville really parked the bus after the 2-0, such cunts. Had money on fh handis, fh overs and o4 GL.
Is there a bet for the Global game? Literally just woke up, haven't checked lines etc.
>>69262163
Here's a cheeky acca to have fun with with anyway
>>69262163
Vanderweghe a shit
>>69256823
23
Around 3k on average but lots of re-invested so not as much as it sounds
Hench mert
Drink
No
>>69262218
Sent her various death threats
>>69262193
-3 AH looks nice
about to lump on the o7 for agila game
>>69262238
Goal line O7.25 looks good too
>>69262210
>Taking a break. Will be back next monday.
Why?
>>69262250
#ON
>>69262275
Heads completely gone. Can not give good judgment. If I see something worth tipping I will.
Penal
>>69256823
29
~7k
rather skinny but lift
all the degen shit
no, but if it wasn't for hookers I might aswell be
>found a guy on TT who tips Esports
Is it really that easy to predict?
>>69262339
They all hack
>>69256823
25yo
an average of 100 euro/week, cant profit currently
skinny-ish but i'll have to start watching what i eat, metabolism seemed to have slowed down
gardening and running laps on the local track
not a virgin
>>69262379
I lost my virginity at the age of 24 just after marrying my wife.
>>69262300
NEED more
>>69262339
Ausclick? Seems like total fucking lotto.
>>69256823
21
Not much probably not more than a few hundred
Skinny and tall
Basketball, running, vidya, comedy
nah
>>69262393
Have sex pal
>>69262287
hahahaha, he's going to lose
>>69262398
>>69262339
Yeah it's lotto and I'm on a 2 week tez run
feeling v v sick
>>69262423
Ausclick, is that you? Didn't mean your tips were lotto, just that esports seems to be. What happened to the qtpi pic in your avatar?
6666666666666666
ONE MORE BOYS
>>69262472
Good, I hope you die. We're trying to set up a betting syndicate here with intelligent people who've got money to spend and time to contribute. As you might well know, you're not one of them.
>>69262489
want to know how your portland tips went pmsl
>>69262496
I don't tip. So, everyone already knows that you're full of shit lad.
777777777
NEVER IN DOUBT
>>69262499
"hurr durr colarado have this game haha look at my slip"
fuck off
Fukcing boreball man. How can you play for 1 and a half ours and have only hit a single ball
>>69262506
I never tipped anyone, I merely shared a similar bet with someone else and we talked about it. Not a tip; stop being a horrible human.
Way too many tripfags in /bet/ these days.
How do I use the filter options?
>>69262485
Yeah, That's what I also meant.
It's like anything though, much easier to tip in play, Cba ever filling out custom forms every time to do it though.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lights+singer
>>69262519
Absolutely hate filling in custom. But my inplay bets come in so much more often then pre-game. Much easier to make money inplay because you can watch the match see how it's going etc.
Can't wait till big al and co sort out inplay auto odds.
>>69262518
If you find me annoying, I will remove it. I've just gotten to know certain people via adding a tripcode to my name field.
>>69262534
You're the only jap on here. We know it's you.
Same with that mcdonalds frog.
>>69262516
>not a tip
glad you were the only loser then
>>69262536
I'll be returning to Europe soon though.
>>69262506
That was actually me, but well done on something out. Portland game lost me £700 but I made close to £2k on the LA Galaxy game, scroll up and you'll see the slips
>all these euro friendlies
was there an 8th goal in the global game? stop looking 85th min tbqh
>mfw get on the portland tip out of the 3 MLS
>other 2 teams win comfortably
>>69262562
Yes
>>69262562
Yup, in extra time.
>>69262568
Staked Dallas -1, then had second thoughts and cashed it out again............
Work day is over. What is THE bet?
Oh look, Alashkert is playing the 2nd leg. Really wonder if they can manage to score against a team from Andorra this time.
So they scored the 8th while I was eating this is nice
>>69262472
>>69262489
give poor juve guy a break fellas
>>69262585
unlucky germany. hope you get good profits today m8. we are in this together.
>>69262519
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lights+singer
Nnngh.
>>69262519
>>69262531
> filling in custom
I see some use a standard bet and put "bet in analysis" or similar.
>>69262596
same here need a solid bet
German anon model WHEN? only thing keeping me up desu
>>69262562
yeah ty for the tip xo
>bet365 haven't settled the Global bets
come on lads
>>69262692
>Hass: 'Global v Agila will be worth waking up early for!'
>Doesn't wake up himself
Did they cover the line?
>>69262692
I cashed out for 100%, same thing.
>>69262704
Euan banned him
>>69262659
It's hard to tell if anyone bothers reading the analysis. The maximum response I get to my tips is maybe 3/4 ons and one comment saying when they've scored. Or more likely just me commenting on my own tip. So there's no way to tell how people are reading the tips, comments, analysis etc or just the tip and I'd rather not put a wrong tip corrected in analysis incase some muppets put the wrong bet on and lose dosh.
>>69262708
>not cashing out for 100.1% for that sweet cashout penny
It's like you hate money.
>>69262708
Wasn't around when the game ended so cash out has gone for me
>>69262704
Filipino league is always good value
>>69262723
No i mean't I cashed out like 5 mins ago(after the game), was wondering why it wasn't settled even though it had the winning tick next to it, which is why i asked >>69262562
TennisTipster, is Federer gonna completely own this game like I think and hope he does?
>>69262715
Fair point.
>tfw didn't get on Veles 10-man rape train
Life is suffering.
>>69262738
Ah k. Yeah my slip was showing the 8-0 result but cash out isn't available. Oh well, it's won so I just gotta wait
>>69262747
No. Cilic is in good form and can beat Federer, whose still not himself. It'll be close. O3.5 sets is the best bet.
>Tomic lost
You know this really isn't a shock at all
>>69262779
Is O10.5 games in this last set of the Berdych match worth it?
>warnie lecturing kyrgios on how to behave as a sportsman
pmsl
I swear somebody has to slap me in the face to not bet on stupid shit until this tiny football offer gets bigger
Everyone get in Canada in the basketball while they're down
-3.5 @ evens is good value
>>69262956
i heard thats a good bet
>>69262674
Several issues. So far it doesn't work cross league, so it's useless for friendlies and there weren't too many league games to track. I still have to track them manually, so it's a lot of work. Overs/Unders predictions currently not implemented. I'm also in the process of debugging, because for some leagues where home teams typically win it's slightly biased towards the away side and I'm not quite sure why. Maybe the odds for the away side are too high so it sees value there but so far the + handis haven't been covered.
Current stats: 66% win rate,13 winners with odds >2.5. If I exclude games where it doesn't see value the stats are slightly lower. Only 79 games tracked though, so it's way too early to come to a conclusion and I haven't included yesterdays games yet.
Today's tennis:
Halep win @2.1
Over 2.5 sets Halep v Kerber @ 2.25
Also just bet on Serena to win every game Pavluvychenkova serves in
>Euan's 6/10 tip drifting from 1.8 to 2.15
>>69262983
One league where it consistently spits out poor predictions is Sweden Div 1.
Best leagues so far are:
Egypt Premier
Finland Ykkonen
Japan J League 2
Lithuania 2
Thailand Premier
Uzbekistan PFL
>>69263050
>Euan's a fraud, more news at 11
>>69263050
pmsl, that's embarrassing
>>69263050
wtb
>>69263036
>Halep win @2.1
>Over 2.5 sets Halep v Kerber @ 2.25
can Tennis tipster confirm
>>69263059
What's the TT famalam?
>>69263094
He tipped B36 Torshvan dnb at 1.83, before asia had priced up the games and said "think odds will drop and will ko with SW @ 1.9 at most." Valletta are more likely to go 1.9 at this point kek
>>69263115
inb4 you get doxxed, thanks for sharing anyway
>>69263059
>>69262983
v impressed so far. worried about Romania's head when he sees the competition.
>>69262956
doubt anyone got on but this is going well
>>69263050
PLEASE message me the tips on TT
>>69263101
Personally think Kerber will take it. Halep is a choker. O2.5 sets looks worth a tiny.
anyone looking at vendyssel's rball? owning dangerous attacks
worth a look
vendsyssel fh dnb @2.4
>>69263202
thanks mate.
no good bets zzzzz
>>69263236
#ON
>>69263113
Too early to post tips, but I will, once I am happy with the way it works. Obviously the stats are decent so far, but even I don't trust the model enough to get on most tips it predicts. Also got too many ideas that would require making serious changes and I wouldn't want to have to fiddle with the model once I actually post tips. Could definitely just post some of them here when I get on them myself though.
Does anyone know why Shakhtar Donetsk is priced @4.30 SW versus Olimpic Donetsk?
>>69263050
Face as red as my book pal.
>>69263115
Delete this
>>69263275
Why not back test it rather than waiting for weeks?
>>69263285
Did bookies make a mistake?
>>69263299
No harm in mentioning it now, maybe even drives the price down a bit
TennisTipster, anything look good for the last set of the Berdych match?
>>69262193
What global game?
>>69263316
>bookies don't know this
>>69263316
wait, it's their U21s team...
>>69263332
Vesely +2.5 @2.62
>>69263359
Where do you see this? It shows the regular Shakhtar team on Unibet
>>69263286
out of interest is this a good bet if it wins? or a bad bet regardless because of closing prices
>>69263316
Its Shaktar U21
>>69263388
on bet365 it says shakhtar Donetsk U21 vs olimpik donetsk
Vendsyssel 11111111111111
>>69263424
VENDSSSSSSS
>>69263314
Yeah, I do that, I just don't want to post tips when I'm still making changes to the model. It's not so much a matter of figuring out if it actually works, but rather that I want to be as confident in it as possible before I post tips people may actually put money on.
>>69263424
UAC
>>69263388
http://www.sofascore.com/shakhtar-donetsk-u21-olimpik-donetsk/BCrswdw
>>69263417
>>69263391
>>69263438
Thanks lads.
>>69263424
worth going on vends @ 1.61 dutchbro?
>>69263389
Depends on how they perform and inplay prices. Maybe I have judged it better than the market. But atm, a bad bet.
Canada game winning as well. Undefeated in my last 15 bets. v happy
>>69263454
don't know desu, other team seems dire tho
>>69263236
>>69263446
nice one la
>>69263472
Wow you must have made about 20 quid now, congrats you fucking faggot
>>69263486
kek. rekt.
>>69263486
he's still -300
Vesely such a character. So much flair.
>>69263509
-340
>they're not on schalke 04 over 5.5 goals @ 4.5
Going to wait for Venus to get broken and then back LOADS.
Kerber vs Halep over 9.5 games first set @1.9
>>69263486
fuck off you faggot
Whoever payking is on TT. Would love to catch you somewhere in London you nonce. Misclick one thing and get 3 notifications.
need a miracle here
>>69263521
>>69263521
Taking -1, very strong Schalke side here
>>69263568
Sorry bro
Market's been fucking suspended since the 0-1 all the way till the 0-2. fucking unibet
>>69263574
Reported it bud. Thanks for telling me anyway. Just report it next time.
SCHALKEEE
hup
>this valletta movement
would LOVE to test euans greasy chin
>>69263573
UAC
16 in a row
365 had schalke to win both halves @evens threw a ridiculous amount of roll on it
Anyone taking another -0.5 FH?
>>69258519
>wake up
>see this
THANK YOU BASED ROMANIAN MODEL
>>69263586
Should have been on it from the start
>>69263642
I'm on 2-0 FH Correct Score, think my dream run will crumble
>>69263656
I hope it does, it makes me happy seeing you lose
This autist. Smh.
>>69263671
Thank you Derfel
>>69263628
On that
schalke next goal when?
>>69263656
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
>>69263685
31st minute
>>69263671
CAN'T wait to watch you blow it all desu
>>69263710
Cunt ; ;
Hate all these poorfag haters, /bet/ become extremely vile over the past week
333333333333333333
>>69263716
on hookers, alcohol and mcdondalds
>>69263737
UAC
A
C
SCHALKEEEE
3333333333333333333
>>69263685
>>69263710
UACCCCCCCCCCCC
>>69263737
aye its because more people are coming in. and they're all loosing money
>>69263737
You have no reason to be poor, get a job or get good at gambling you freak. I started off with a tenner and have a 10k roll
Schalke reback so tempting
>>69263726
Why? I'm watching it live; they just scored
>>69263765
Rebacked -0.25 FH large
Also VENDSYSSEL 222222
>>69263782
VENDDSSSSS
U A C
So tempted to reback Shalke
will not bet against /bet/ anymore
>>69263764
can't get a job
Up so much but got on WAYYY too late
>>69263760
things were much more comfy this time last month
4744444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
Colorado 0 - 0 Portland
Fuck's sake
>>69263799
Why not?
Hope everyone's watching this Vesely match. Such a man.
>>69263846
it's a long story.
>>69263846
he's autistic
You are now aware this is the beginning of the biggest day in /bet/ history
are you on board for this journey?
>>69263846
He's disabled
>>69263816
dont feel too down mate
>>69263871
Ok, what's the story?
NEED another FH Schalke goal
>>69263883
>You are now aware this is the beginning of the biggest day in /bet/ history
>are you on board for this journey?
uwotm8
It is difficult to see the club that finished 14th in the Chinese Super League last term meaningfully rivalling Schalke in this one, not least owing to the fact that Guangzhou have won just eight of their last 20 matches.
>>69263923
The day is only going to be straight wins lid, I have seen the future.
this is the most profitable day in /bet/ history
>>69263883
can you collate all the bets
>>69263923
I'm two bets in and already effectively quadrupled my money
>>69263923
He's just being Australian mate
NEED ANOTHER FH >SCHALKE GOAL
COME ON JIRI.
>wasn't on overs
DOWN
DAC
>>69263971
You got your goal but on the other team
FUCK OFF CHINKS
>>69263946
How's the holiday going?
>>69263932
thanks Soccerway
NEED 2 MORE FH SCHALKE GOALS
>>69263642
>>69263521
Hope you're all up lads, gonna head to bed and wait for my beauty to come in.
>over 5.75 might actually win
over the MOON
Well that just ruined my day
>>69263992
DONT TAKE ME HOME PLEASE DONT TAKE HOME
>>69264009
I JUST DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK
So so angry. If JIRI doesn't somehow comeback my cats gonna have a horrible day.
>>69264003
same tbqhwyl
44444444
THAT 4TH GOAL SAVED MY FUCKING LIFE.
Schalke surreal desu
SCHALKE SAVING ME
THANK GOD
>This schalke game
NEED Schalke to win by 2 goals
2nd half Schalke @1.75?
>>69264021
I WANT STAY HERE, DRINK ALL YOUR BEER
>>69263642
So so sad I wasn't on this
>>69264063
>2nd half Schalke @1.75?
V A L U E
Still wishing Halep didn't have her breast reduction surgery desu
I'm on Schalke O5.5 teamgoals @2
>>69263642
how do you do this?
>>69264092
Was probably tipped in a group
>>69264086
>>69264063
might not attack as much in 2nd half
>>69264085
>Still wishing Halep didn't have her breast reduction surgery desu
What did he mean by this?
>>69264104
Not sure what sort of subs have been brought but Schalke coach said he wants all players to feature
over 7.5 goals in the schalke game lads, what u think?
>>69264104
>>69264126
Friendly reminder that Germans have a tendency to go for a 7-1 score
bookies so easy to beat in manchildren games pmsl
small O3.5 vendsys
>>69264102
Nah, I was just looking at the friendlies to make this accumulator
>>69260194
and found the Schalke game, thought I'd give it a whirl. If you want another then the Dundalk game will have over 4.5 goals, odds are at 2.75, dropped from 4.5
so many tips which are good im lost
NEED Vendsyssel to hold out
>when u go big on schalke NG
>chinese team score
Vesely so so much flair
>>69264229
looks like an intense game
https://lichess.org/h8XufOqY
Challenging someone to half-time chess
>joins chess game
>doesn't move
v confused
>>69264247
any streams available?
Schalke 04 game 5-0 Handicap for the chinese @6,50.
Should i do it?
>>69264269
>https://lichess.org/h8XufOqY
how do i move?
>>69264251
Would LOVE to know your ranking
>>69264292
1850
NEED 2 schalke goals
BERDYCH BACKHAND IS TERRIFIED
VESELY ON FIRE
>>69264274
sportdevil garbo quality
>>69264176
444444444444444
>>69264287
Someone else joined it and buggered off. Think everyone else is put into the spectator slot
ALSO VENDYSSSSSEL
DUTCH ANON SO GOOD
Schalke 6 changes
>>69264305
>Vesely one game away from +2.5 winning
Thanks senpai
Asia so so easy
>>69264277
Fuck, should have done it.
>when u too scared to go Schalke NG cause u lose 200 quid on it earlier
SCHALKE
NEED 2 MORE GOALS STILL
Inevitable Williams broken. Everyone go LARGE on Williams @3.25 for Set 1
>>69264343
On this tbqh
Re-backed with my entire bank-roll. Fuck it, I don't like Ladbrokes so it's do or die.
>>69264364
Would love a fiver of these inevitable winnings
Kerber Halep comes O9.5 comes in.
>>69264364
tears
>>69264364
>Over 8.5
>Over 9.5
God speed anon
You will at least make back the first one
>>69264328
sicko bets lid x
>>69264364
fucking madman
>>69263535
Hope someone got on
>>69264382
I'm on halep 1st set.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10664301/r
/bet/ so so divided
Guangzhou O1.5 @2.40
>>69264361
Haha she breaks back. Slags tennis such memes
>>69264382
Was #ON, cheers
COME ON JIRI
77777777777777777777
when?
Di Santo ist neben Riether und Meyer noch aus dem Team aus der ersten Hälfte verblieben. Die anderen acht Spieler wurden ausgewechselt.
Schalke now with B-Team
>>69264434
Absolute madwoman, serena dna.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10670410
>>69264420
Anyone not picking TorasAngel is a raging homosexual
NEED 1 (ONE) more Schalke goal
>>69264452
Euan is done, Juve's won like 16 of his past 17
>>69264400
tears
>>69264473
>1 vote for Euan
pmsl
THIS is the only non-diversive strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386628
Also this
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386829/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10670439
And this
GOALS PLS
>shevdova
Schalke ends 2-6
Only strawpoll that matters
http://www.strawpoll.me/10670470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zojssXeghqY
>>69264530
pmsl. imagine preferring to have pints with someone who plucks his eyebrows and posts on /fa/ than me. Feeling quite offended.
>Reback culture
>get on o7.5 because they must keep scoring r-right?
hate myself
If Torshavn lose tonight I will strange you in your sleep and then force you to choke on my battered mars bar when you awake in the morn
>>69264364
This may have been silly, all my winnings gone if at least one doesn't come through.
Is /bet/ the most tolerant and LEAST sexist general on /sp/? Spends a lotta time following women's sport.
>>69264662
Ooops forgot to quote
>>69264599
Fuck, I'm not too sure Schalke O5.5 TG is really gonna happen. Can cash out for refund
>>69264670
the more shit the more unpredictable
>>69264364
RIP Anon
Time to get on your knees and start praying
>>69264661
>>69264612
I know better but keep doing this shit..
Just need one more goal pls
>>69264708
>Time to get on your knees and start praying
See you ask well too often this. We've reached our quota of gays and bisexuals.
Reminder that an #ON from me is +ve
PLEASE Schalke
>>69264749
>there were loads of goals in the first half, surely there will be more in the second!!
You were warned, no one to blame but yourself.
>>69264126
>>69264104
Cashed out Schalke for a small loss, i even think the chinese chinks are gonna score lal
>Venus
ffs
tiebreaker now, should still have this
>>69264792
\o/ give venus your power \o/
>>69264662
This, not even paying for his tips but have too much on. Euan never posts above 5/10s
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/v
>commentators flooding the place with excuses for venus
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/v
on my fucking knees for venus + one more schalke
666666666666666666666666
>venus
you cannot make this shit up
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/v
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/v
VENUS
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/v
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/v
>>69264842
one down
>>69264842
not going to happen on schalke
HOW CAN SHE BE THIS FUCKIG BAD
>>69264847
Rebacked @ 7. Still have hope
>>69264880
Me too, lol
V E N U S
E
N
U
S
>got on o6.5
Thought two by goals to be scored sh was reasonable
>You will never go for a pint with Luke Goldberg and Christian Rees
HUP on Venus SO MUCH
VENUS!!! FUCKING UAC
thx juve
>>69264878
You're a huge dummy.
>17 wins out of 18
We could all stop posting and the thread would still reach the bump limit with Juvefail talking to himself
D A C
A
C
777777777777777777777777777777777777777
Schalke scores the 6th in the fucking 89th
of course ;- )
YES YES YES SCHALKE
>>69264946
love it
>>69264940
fuck off
UP INSAAAANE VENUS AND SCHLAAKAKAKAKAKAKKA
SCHALKE
C
H
A
L
K
E
>>69264928
she couldve ended it 15 minutes ago
Shaking for that guy with 1k on o7.5
>>69264364
RIP
>>69264343
THANK YOU
H
A
N
K
Y
O
U
MADMAN
A
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M
A
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>>69264364
>>69263716
Fuck sake lad didn't think you'd do it that quickly PMSL. You should've just listened to Euan when he called you a fucking retard
S C H A L K E
A
V
E
D
Done it ALL wrong.
>Not on Canada
>Not on FH Overs
>Rebacked O7.5
>Not on Venus
i need to stop cashing out. lost out on venus and schalke
desu, I'm happy that I cashed out O5.5 schalke tg
shit was a coin toss past the 75th minute.
w2b desu lads
Up so much thanks to Vancouver and Schalke. Never had this much money in my betting account.
>>69265072
HATE success stories
went out for a jog and now i've missed out on all these great bets. AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pmsl took o7.5 and then after watching stream and seeing how bad they were took u6.5, down INSANE
>>69265085
PMSL
Glad to know Albania is still alive
>>69265082
>great bets
Where?
Euan such a fraud
been down for so long, almost forgot how it was to be up
>>69265081
I've been posting my tips with a screenshot of my bet to show I've placed. You just have to choose whether to follow it or not
>>69265113
whats his TT
>>69265107
Post screenshot here
>when u put ur bankroll on schalke NG after losing $150
>no goals
>goal in final minutes
comfty
>Venus broken again
kek
>>69265128
t4tw
paid now
damn she got pooped on
>>69265132
http://www.awesomescreenshot.com/0a1600nwcd
LOVE the need for him to boast to me.
>>69265159
He should lend you a fiver
>>69265185
Asked him that. He continued to post screencaps of the last month, and then cycled through different bookmakers. Seems to be having fun
Would be partial to Halep taking this set tbqh
Got a world bet lined up for if B36 dont win. Dont worry lads.
Reminder that Euan is mugging you ALL off
Hope you didn't place the bet
Sandes Ulf game, over 3.5 goals.
Dundalk game, over 4.5
Clyde game over 2.5
Can't post my slip as I'm on the train but I'm the one who recommended the Schalke gamr
>>69265214
Send him a screenshot comparing his Blogabet to Euans TT
>>69265251
Delete this. Now.
>>69265032
grow a pair
>>69265267
Good idea.
>>69265281
>using /bet/ to drive up the odds
what's the bet?
>>69265326
Disgusting behaviour desu
>>69265378
how safe is this?
>>69265392
Not very. But I am on the dundalk game if that makes you feel safer.
Astana -1 is the juve-approved bet of the moment
>>69265392
100% on all of them, I've already posted my slip above. Got £200 on it as an ACCA and £50 each
>>69265326
Always said Euan was a fraud
>>69264364
RIP. stay away from emotional betting. never good
>>69265425
>100%
wew
what's something better we could be doing with our money
Dundalk overs is worth it IMO
>>69265627
Strippers
Cocaine
A gf
>>69265627
having sex
What am I missing, lads? Kairat Almaty vs Teuta; Teuta is @ 18.
Are they that shit? Only lost 1-0 against Almaty last week. Did their first team die in a plane crash and they'll field the u15 or something?
Juve suggest you watch Federer vs Cilic US open 2014.
>>69265636
Don't back it now chaps
>>69265692
This is Wimbeldon. It's Federer. Think he's got the drive to win one more, should at least get to the final
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vccWT1eqC5k
Astana stream
>>69265727
Would love to see the old man get Btfo.
>keeper's injured
top kek
>>69265819
Which one?
>>69265819
that turn though
>>69265819
Okzhetpes' was rolling on the floor for like 5 minutes, think he's back up now.
>>69265865
How's it looking for Astana?
>>69265877
Looking good. They should definitely score at least one
truth
cibulkova not looking amazing
so so concerned about this euan tip :(
Whenever the returner goes up 15 love. Worth putting money on a break.
>>69265953
wtb?
>>69265883
hope so desu just staked
>>69265979
Just rebacked it myself.
astuna goal when?
>keko
is this guy for real?
ffs it's been 5 minutes and I already regret getting on a juve tip
New to betting and something doesn't add up
on bet365 for the germany france game
the odds for germany are 3 and 2.8 for france
if i put 1 euro on both germany and france i still profit .8 euros in the worst case? How is this allowed?
>>69266011
>what are draws
>>69266011
it's matchfixed to be a draw
>This keko tip
What
>>69265960
Scroll up
>>69264364
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
JUVE WHERE ARE THE GOALS???
>>69266101
Not worried at all. Looks v imminent
21 astana shots & counting my /bet/ senpai
hello astuna where are the goals
>>69265991
What's the problem? What did he tip?
>Went for a piss and missed the Astuna /bet/
Dodged a bullet PMSL
Got the face of an unconcerned v unconcerned man
>>69266151
He just posts lotto shit, don't know why people on here hype him so much. Euan so much better and easily worth paying for. Also annoyed with people posting euans private paid tips, it's ok for pga and stuff but euan is one of our own. We joke about him but he's made a lot of us money, come on guys.
>>69266194
Very very true.
Oh god that miss
Euans 6/10 still drifting zzzzz
Serena set 2 under 8.5 games @2.37
>>69266167
I want to hurt you so badly
>off the crossbar
>>69266215
that wasn't his real tip, see >>69265251
>>69266194
trip on euan
>>69266235
I follow him Juve you boring mong
tfw only have 5 euros on Astana
>>69266270
>tfw have 165 on.
fml clears all this mornings profits....
>>69266270
glad I didnt get on the -1, just on O0.5
>>69266293
Every spend their miracle on Schalke already
>>69266310
even if this doesnt come through Ive tripled my money from today
Haha ok Astana funny joke pls score now though. The fix is on, odds are up. Just slot one in for me pls.
OK Juve. LUCKY this time. I'll let this one fly.
A S T U N A
yay, 5 euros refund
Sat on a park bench waiting for some slag. Wish I was at home laying Astana
>>69266235
got to say you're doing all right recently... guess pigs DO fly
11111111111111111
Your bookie is terrified
Juve on fire
>>69266194
I only mentioned it as I found it funny it was the biggest tip in a while and it's drifted like a barge. Got 1.2k on myself so not v happy.
APOLOGISE
>>69266404
Cringe
Juve SO good
>>69266421
Never in doubt
>>69266423
>Being this jealous
Have a kit kat pal
>>69266404
>not even doing it right.
He will win bets, he'll win them more and more.
He will win bets, he'll win them more and more.
Juveguy on fire, your bookies terrified and juveguys on fire, your bookies terrified.
Nah nah, nah, nah, nah, naaaah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah.
And repeat. (copyright /bet/ official)
>the 2-0 comes in lollz
>>69266458
Such a tune
JUVE SURRRREAAAALLL
BOOKIES IN TEARS
Euan lad, when are B36 gonna short to evens?
>>69266402
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN
>>69266494
average goal scoring intensity relative to time
>>69266482
30th min when they are clearly the dominant side. Market so so wrong.
>>69266520
How can last minute goals be so lopsided?
>>69266539
cause teams try hard in the last minutes
>>69266524
reback at better odds?
>>69266539
teams push for goals more when they know there is only a few mins left
>>69266552
Also, injury time is included in that 90 min bar?
1 loss in 18. V pleased
>>69266559
I'm already on as much as I am willing to risk
>>69266575
yeah
>>69266520
For what league?
What time period?
cibulkova looking so so dire
>>69266593
How much did you manage to get on in the shop?
Romania, do you still make changes to your model or is it currently operating as well as you hoped?
Also how much would you sell it for?
>>69266650
too much pmsl
>>69266621
Premier League down to League Two, doesn't say time period. Probably a season.
>>69266657
idk man once I reach 1000 bets I'll get a clearer idea
>>69262210
Will he come?
How likely is a penalty in the Germany-France match?
I love how Euan always claims the market is NEVER wrong. Except when it opposes his view then it is CLEARLY wrong.
pmsl
>>69265409
Still not settled.
>joan capdevila plays for Santa Coloma
pmsl
>>69266728
similar pain here. can't even re-invest on serena
>>69266667
2k?
>>69266728
http://www.flashscore.com/match/IFZhe0bp/#match-summary
>>69266716
kek, also like how when he tips a loser which goes off at a shorter price than when he tipped it's a good bet, wonder what his excuses will be when this undoubtedly loses.
Djurgarden u21 vs AIK over 1.5 goals before HT.
>>69266716
>>69266796
>people STILL dont realise how many layers of irony I hide behind.
thought you lot were meant to be clever?
need a mathworks tip like AIR
>>69266808
currently @1.66 on mara. zzzz
>>69266833
nibs
Is Euan on Valletta or Torshavn?
>>69266833
>I'm not actually an idiot
>I was just pretending to be one
ha ha
>>69266808
on it, don't let me down bruh
>>69266856
vall
>>69266657
Something really interesting that I can do is calculate the influence on goals of practically anything you can thing of. Right now it only does home/away, but I could expand it to stuff like weather, pitch condition etc.
The only problem is that there's no good place to easily access this data.
>>69266838
Working on it but there's not many games today and tomorrow
>>69266876
include menstrual cycles
>>69266808
think i'll wait to see if theres any goals before gettin on. to many lost for me recently like these
>>69266856
Torshavn but at 1.83
UAC today so far. Lovely stuff.
>>69266918
DNB @1.83???
>>69266876
This is really interesting stuff desu. What about time of day the game is played?
>tfw Euan gets BTFO by odinnh
https://tipstertube.com/post/73577
love this analysis
>>69266943
That too
>>69266947
Euan is on valletta.
>>69266943
>time of day
v odd post this
>>69266974
Have sex PLEASE ffs
>>69267004
Don't see how that would make your post less retarded
>>69267020
It would clear your mind and help you think more rationally, then you would see the logic in my post.
>>69267069
PLEASE explain to me how whether the sun is in the sky or not effects how a team plays
Olimpik Donetsk -0.25 med
Pretty new to TT and I see everyone saying follow Euan (t4tw yeah).
But on this list there are others with less bets + more profit. Surely that means they are more profitable per bet.
I'm ready to spend maximum £50 a month on tips, what's so good about Euan?
Not nibs, not looking for (you)s, just hoping for some help and insight.
>>69267104
Follow Euan is a meme, he's a terrible tipster. Follow maths guy
>>69267069
savage post
>>69267104
Literally none of them are really worth following
>>69266928
Aye, big drift since can get +0.25 same price
Djurgardens U-21 game.
The Rball guy isn't bothering to list shots + doesn't look like a trader is keeping an eye on it.
LOTS OF POTENTIAL - Overs is THE bet.
need euan to skrill me another grand
>>69267104
because "less bets + more profit" just means they stake more units per bet.
>>69267104
>not nibs
pmsl
>>69267123
pmsl
What the hell is 'rball'?
>>69267163
OK!
>>69266808
you sure mexilad?? bit of regret here
>807 posts
>21 posters
Nice "community" you have here
>>69267169
>not having more faith in your tips to stake more
>>69267163
C L U E L E S S
>>69267104
Euan is shrewd but I wouldnt recommend him if you were only gonna follow one tipster.
>>69267187
refball
>>69267207
Delete this
>>69267207
>being blind
pmsl
we have a 10% turnover mate
NEED two goals in 10 minutes
Actually SHAKING at the thought of this Euan bet later. Haters will be SEETHING
posting this many tips of the same game
pmsl @ kekos life.
>>69267278
Same just topped up, following the Will Wilde mantra
>>69267285
cant believe i got on
>>69267278
Was the bet valletta? I put on valletta 200 to win and 350 dnb. not even kidding. fml I hate being an addict. missess gonna be well pissed, she thought I booked lanzarote already hehe.
what is THE el qualis bet
>>69267285
Reminder that bengarrison suicided over brexit
https://tipstertube.com/profile/bengarrison
If Santa Coloma doesn't win playing against 10 I'm going to be v v pissed.
>>69266808
DOWN
Might actually drop Euan a tenner and then start posting his tips here for everyone.
>>69267335
was a good bet tbf, doesn't make him a bad tipster
>>69267362
begging you to do this, i dont see why he would be so bothered
most of his income is from TT mugs who dont even browse here
>>69267353
They won't
>>69267300
>she thought I booked lanzarote already
So shrewd waiting till a LARGE Euan tip before booking the holiday. That money will make the difference between a crappy rundown 2 star where your missus will shag the pool boy Juan to spite you and a luxurious 4 star where it will be blowies for breakfast to say thank you
who /bowcat/ here
Why do so many bookies have such a TERRIBLE interface?
Unibet literally made there's worse recently, who the fuck thought that was a good idea.
>>69267394
yeah true, and that all inclusive booze. get her drunk enough to try get it in her pooper, dont have to clean sheets either
>>69267426
>>69267426
>its 2016
>people still aren't accepting bowcats
baka
>>69267163
>>69266808
wastemen baka
>>69264364
Oy vey, ist mer!
