On the shite tonight edition
WORD OF THE DAY
Egalitarian - Belief in equality for all (excluding juveguy)
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>>69247256
epic fail
>>69247256
Left scratching my noggin' over this OP desu
>shitty image
>not /bet/ in title
>no funny sentence
FORGOT TO PUT /BET/ IN THE SUBJECT
Free tip lads. Sion Swifts DC. Put £20, then use £10 of the winnings to pay me.
wtb for Grotta/KR/Throttur u19 women?
Lost all my winnings on that in play AH palaver.
I am now wise, I will NOT be this stupid again
What is Romania thinking on Under 2.5 for the El Daklyeh. Every single H2H has been over 2.5
>>69247450
The computer said so
>>69247395
They're 1-0 down and only have 1 shot on target, at 45 mins
>>69247450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk1yoobIMUY
>>69247400
tindastoll +1
Seen this and thought of you juve, no more begging for you now fella x
>>69247570
Hahaha really?
>>69247637
First half handicap, refund worst.
>bet not placed - odds have changed
>>69247450
Unless teams play each other over ten time a season, H2H is the most useless statistic ever conceived.
It has literally no statistical significance.
>>69247689
Thought you meant the whole game lad, been a long day
>>69247709
How sure are you (or the computer) on under 2.5?
>>69247697
Basketball is the worst when this happens
>>69247639
Do non brits have to pay you the equivalent of £10, or is €10 enough?
>>69247727
It's reflected in the stake, also the point isn't to find "sure bets", it's to find mispriced bets
what's your handle on TT?
>>69247780
Big_Al
>>69247697
>Bet gets placed, odds changed to -2000 during processing
>Bet loses
>>69243504
>>69243029
So I've read over these and cant help but feel it could apply quite well to F1. Abusing slow bookie misprices became more bother than its worth and trading it hasn't been quite as successful as I would like so this feels like the next best step. Problem is I have no idea where to begin or how to start with one, any tips boys?
>>69247872
Why do you think that? Cant see how it would work in such an unpredictable and one-off event.
>>69247751
It must be EXACTLY £10.00 - to the penny.
>>69247599
PMSL
M
S
L
Only 10 of them and you can finally give me my 50 pounds
lads, lads, lads, what is THE bet for today? please excuse my absence, i've been busy raking in SUMS from jew365 LOL
>>69248060
On my hands and knees BEGGING you for more setup pics.
365 still have Puerto Rico +11.5 @1.83 the mad bastards
>>69248060
cheeky fiver on puerto rico ml
>>69248103
>>69248113
What sport?
>>69248187
Lacrosse
>>69248187
ape hoop
>>69248103
>>69248113
Serbia will probably win by ~10
>>69248223
Thanks.
>>69248247
>doubting America
>on Independence Day
pick one
>>69247948
In what way is it unpredictable? Yes you can't predict a first corner crash or an engine blowout but car performance is very easy to predict and you can bet on qualifying too which takes the random factor out a bit more. I read something from James Allens blog a while ago about the strategists and the sheer size of data set they have to predict things. Surely that could be applied to betting as well no?
After the shite show that was the acca. Been decent today.
>>69247395
Another "worldie" from the hack that is Euan
>>69248347
Just the nature of F1 betting. I dont think it lends itself to model-based betting. Even if you had all the data the engineers had, translating it into odds and finding value is impossible.
>>69248431
Odds are shorter than when I tipped it pal. Still time to get on a winner.
>>69248466
>Stealing tips from Kurt
Shameful
You're now aware that Matt Stonie holds the world record for most birthday cake eaten in 8 minutes, eating 14.5 pounds (~6.5 kg).
>>69248102
dubs gets more setup pics. Will deliver 100%
>>69248490
I'm not in Kurt's group anymore. I dont steal tips.
>>69248466
>haven't had a shot on target in 50 minutes
>haven't had a shot at all in 35 minutes
>will somehow score 2 goals
Ok buddy! Can see why people pay £10 a month for these worldies, must be up billions!
>>69248525
Here you go friendo.
>>69248561
>>will somehow score 2 goals
Think you have just revealed which of you two are clueless
>>69248561
Head in my hands at this post liddo.
>>69248561
pmsl if you think I would tip this shite on tt
>>69248525
>>69248644
Euan delivers :^)
E U A N
U
A
N
>>69248620
>a team that has only had 1 shot on target in 58 minutes will score 2 goals
Holding my breath kiddo
Euan stealing from Kurt i am pmsl
>>69248679
>2
Still showing your cluelessness lad
Euan why can't you give me free membership? I guarantee I won't steal anyone's lines with my bets
>>>biz
>>69248767
and that was your "main" reason for going paid
>>69248679
PLEASE let me be your bookie.
>>69247395
Cheers Euan
e u a n
>>69248561
Gone a bit quiet there m8, you ok?
>>69248826
You just claimed that you didn't tip it though, thanks for falling for the bait. :)
>>69248644
>>69248799
We got booted out of there. Our shitposting wasn't welcome
Didn't have enough on Sion and lumped way too much on ape hoop ; ;Puerto Rico better deliver
>>69247395
Thanks
Anyone have Euan's June stats handy?
>>69248858
>on tt
>>69248894
go to my profile and you can change the stats to last 30 days
>>69248561
Pmsl imagine being this greasy. Would love to have you with my chips.
>>69248939
>>69248952
oh look, 2-2
>>69248964
Oh look, no it isn't and even if it was it would STILL be winning.
You are literally clueless.
>>69248964
Derfell PLEASE go. You're always desperate for nibs whenever Hass or Euan post a tip because you know you're just a worm.
>>69249014
2-2 is a win even though it's a draw
ok kiddo
>>69249059
He is also one of the few people clueless enough to think DC is SW. So obvious it is him.
>>69249059
>only one person thinks Euan is a twat
Ok kiddo
>>69249074
SURELY nibs
>>69249112
No and Euan is a twat but this guy hounding him is literally 100 times more clueless and thinks he is god's gift to betting when he doesn't even know what DC means.
>>69249035
why?
>Significant amount of money held up again cause of British weather
No wonder you lot are always so grumpy. Would HATE to live in a place where it rains everyday.
>>69249035
The Valleys wasn't really that popular though desu
>>69249150
>only one person posts on /bet/
Ok new friend
>2 goals in first fifteen minutes
>on u2.5
REEEEEEE
>>69249224
kek time to pray
>>69249184
It's obvious by the way you post mate. Please go, do you even have money to bet anymore?
>>69249184
Can you use a trip pls???
>>69249159
Too well known from Valleys, assume a lot of the BB audience watched Valleys too.
>>69249172
Had 3 series tbf lid
>>69249184
Only one guy pseudo enough to start a feud with Euan when he doesn't even know what DC means
>>69249243
On the blower to Allah to sort it out with it being the Egyptian league
>>69249318
Allah is merciful
plz ask allah wtb
Louisville City FC VS FC Montreal
Over 4.5/5.5 @ 4.2/8
>>69249366
He said you're alright and for you not to go the euro final
>Puerto Rico
>Not knowing >Ameribet's ex was providing all the shrewd bets
Its over for him now tbqh
>>69249407
Derfell? Seems high even for MLS. Plus that other overs bet lost.
Wtfb
>>69249503
Over 5.5 might be iffy, but I'd say Over 4.5 will come in easily enough. Louisville are top of the league and Montreal are bottom, Louisville are also playing at home and have score over 3.5 goals in 6/7 last games
Also, which overs lost?
Best free tipsters and best paid tipsters?
Inb4 juve, big_al, hassistan.
>>69249563
Can't remember but it was O2.5 and you put half your roll on it. Still had some good tips tbf.
>>69249593
https://tipstertube.com/tipsters/?f-minimum=25&f-active=1&order_by=statistic_math_yield-desc
>>69249593
Romania honestly, though you have to research each tip carefully.
>>69249639
Must have been someone else mate, never put half my roll on anything and the only disappointing game for me so far has been the Philadelphia game that ended 1-0.
thank you based euan
>>69249674
Are you the Euan hater?
EVERYONE ON PUERTO RICO DO NOT PANIC
JUST RANG THEM UP AND THEY TOLD ME THEY JUST PUT SOME FLUBBER ON THEIR SHOES
>>69249735
I think he's an idiot so I've got him filtered.
Dumbarton SW worth a small, a few regulars have come on now and some signings who look decent
>>69249737
>the tip lost
>>69249771
pmsl
>>69249788
Scored as I went to bet
>>69249150
what does DC mean?
>>69249739
odd post this
>>69249845
Double chance, draw or they win.
>>69249845
District of Columbia
>>69249845
Double chance
Need some meme 3 pointers
>>69249860
>>69249870
>>69249872
oh i thought it had something to do with comic books
>>69249833
scored again pmsl
>>69249737
>Deleting the post
Are all the USA mens leagues independent? There's no promotion/relegation?
>>69249998
exactly
>>69249998
Yes. Like all their sports
>>69249998
i believe mls is a franchise
Lads, what about Colorado Rapids v Portland Timbers; Colorado @ 1,58.
The Timbers have yeat to win a match away and Colorado has won all home matches, except for 1 draw
need MLS tips
With a little bit of meme magic Puerto Rico can do this
Sweato Rico
>>69250081
Never bet against the Galaxy at home.
>>69250123
What's the difference between Goals over/under and goal line over/under?
Starting to think T4tW doesn't like me :(
>>69250081
This is what I've got on at the moment, the over 5.5 and 4.5 are long shots that I'm risking. 1.5s will definitely come in, so if everything else loses I'll only be down £80 on this bet.
>>69250081
btts + o2.5 on every game
>>69250256
your own mother wouldnt even like you
>Get close to being inside the +10.5
>Give away free throws
These cunts are determined to make me sweat
>>69250257
m8...
>>69250278
strange post this
>>69250129
even when they're playing the whitecaps who just beat philly away?
>>69250257
PLEASE let me be your bookie
>>69250257
Jesus
>>69250256
Nobody does.
>>69250287
case in point
>>69250257
lmfao
>these price payouts
imagine if 7, 11 and 6 were three numbers you like, kek.
PUERTO RICO YOU FUCKING BEASTS
Puerto Rico comeback so surreal
>>69250437
>>69250423
the one time I dodge a meme bet...
up sums
Feel so so down lads. Horrible day. Pick me up.
>>69250281
>>69250311
>>69250339
>Dallas Game
Playing at home, have beaten Orlando multiple times, won 2-0 AWAY and Orlando have been over 2.5 goals in 4/5 last games.
>Colorado
Playing at home, over 2.5 goals in 3/3 last H2Hs and one of Portland's main defenders is injured
>Louisville
Playing at home, over 2.5goals in 6/6 of their last games, over 2.5 goals in 3/3 last H2Hs.
Sure, there's no model or "muh value", but these bets have worked for me in the past and I'm, happy to risk it. 4.5 and 5.5 are very risky, but it's only £100 in total and I'm happy to lose it as I'm up from previous games.
If they all lsoe, you get a laugh if not I'm happy. Not saying you should follow the bets.
>>69250437
Thought they fucked everything when they missed those two free throws then just got a nice meme three points
>>69250453
If it makes you feel any better I spent most of the time sat there thinking "Why did I get on this shit bet?"
>>69250500
>he doubted America on the 4th
>>69250275
Why? This round (or whatever is called) out of 7 matches only 2 had Over 2,5.
The previous round -> 6 of 10
The previous 5 of 10
The previous 5 of 10
The previous 5 of 10
The previous 5 of 10
The previous 7 of 10
The previous 5 of 10
>>69250546
it's an old meme bet friend, but you're supposed to play it in a double with btts
>>69250500
Yeah, kinda felt the same way.. Cashed out almost all my rebacks and only left 2 bets on +16.5 and +18.5. Made a decent profit but felt pretty stupid afterwards ; ;
>>69250575
Ah, sorry lad, kind of new here.
>>69250479
no USL on my bookies lid. using Galaxy - Whitecaps instead.
Hope EVERYONE's on the cricket worldie tonight
>>69250479
Just quit while you're ahead m8
Up spastic amounts today
>>69250611
that will be a low scoring affair fella
>>69250611
Fair, didn't see anything worthwhile for me on that game. Been burnt before by LA and no point putting a solo on over 0.5 or including it in the ACCA at 1.5 as I don't trust them
>>69250642
Why would I quit when I'm up? Don't like the bets? Don't place them lid.
Juve Tryhards Day 7 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £23
Day: +£4
Dece comeback, finally back +ve thanks to TorasAngel (SO fit) and a change in form from Romania.
If El Zamalek score juveguy will become jihadi juve to please his God
>>69250682
why's that? was thinking o1.5
>>69250731
NEED Zamalek goal
>>69250712
LOVE this gimmick
OH FUCK accidentally put an ENTIRE fiver on Romania's meme model pick. Will be on the streets if this doesn't win
>>69250778
Look at the returns though, you'd have TWO fivers!
>>69250778
Excellent, now I can back Colorado
>>69250740
o1.5 might be worth a shout but i personally wouldnt go any higher
>inb4 2 goals in the opening 25mins
>>69250692
>Why would I quit when I'm up?
Not sure you managed to grasp the concept of quitting while ahead there lid. But yeah I'm not knocking you I'm giving very sound advice based on the evidence I've seen from you
>>69250778
Great, I wasn't sure if I should put a fiver on Colorado. Going to put all my life savings on them now.
>>69250852
what site is this? Think it could be useful for my future bets.
>>69250812
drooling at the thought
>>69250829
>>69250869
>/bet/ hivemind
Done it all so wrong. Just found my heat in the gutters.
>>69250856
I always cash out 50% of my winnings, I've got deposit limits on Ladbrokes and Skybet, I never chase losses and never bet more than I can afford.
I've had a few dire losses, but that's my fault for straying away from MLs. Thanks for the advice pal, but I'm fine.
>>69250778
I honestly don't see Portland winning, though a draw could happen. Colorado are playing at home which makes Portland winning a tad iffy as Portland have NEVER won a game away whilst Colorado have only lost twice at home.
Still, draw could happen
>>69250899
How was the date, bud?
matches risk being suspended so no tips tonight
>>69250899
Feel for you. Will not ask you for a fiver tonight.
Any sites for Americlaps that let you bet on NBA MVP?
>>69250899
awful day for tennis bets
>>69251026
https://sports.bovada.lv/basketball/nba-season-props
I have a feeling they'll put it up there in the next month or two
ZAMALEK!!!!
>>69251074
YE BOIIIIII
>>69250967
Took her round Camden. Greek restaurant, used my taste card when she wasn't looking. She wanted to go back to hers but head was so gone I knew I couldn't get it up.
>>69251021
>>69251028
So so down. Accas are banned from now.
>>69251074
at least something i'm on ain't doing too bad
>>69251104
Believe this story.
ive gone trixie on btts and 3 draws in the mls tonight fuck the lot of you
>>69251104
That's why you get viagra fella, nothing worse than cocaine cock
>>69251051
Will I see my money again Ameribets? >>69250778
>>69251139
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR THREAD COMMENTARY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
LITERALLY RUINING EVERY /BET/ I READ
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69251108
Rather that than my cousin mate.
>>69251156
NEED to contact my dealer.
>>69251170
>what is the filter
>go to bank to set up a wire transfer from bovada
> qt bank teller
>sure >Ameribets, we can do that who's sending you money?
>knees weak, palms sweaty
>a-a friend
>What a good guy! What's his name?
>panic.jpeg
>B-beau
Going to have nightmares for months after this. It'll be the birdhouse scenario all over again
>>69251170
v v puzzling post
>>69251141
>draws
not sure about that lid
>>69251195
Autism is very serious. Please see a doctor.
Sweating this u2.5 in El dak
>>69251248
I need one of them to score..
>>69251164
Haven't got a clue, but my gut tells me that with your luck, you might as well say bon voyage to it
>>69251273
Thank you. Needed this honesty. Rarely get it on here.
Oh for fucks sake. If this day wasn't bad enough already. Some mug from work I mistakenly gave my number is blowing up my phone. Do people not have any pride. Fucking plebs.
>>69251195
why not use visa quick pay and what bank do you have that's open today?
>>69251186
Heart takes a beating when you've been on it all night, pop a viagra and then shag some fatty
>>69251195
she'll be a robot soon
>>69251266
You are now mudasir
FFS, why did I question Romanias model ; ;
>>69251248
wait till the 90th min
>>69251326
It was from when I went Saturday. And I can't use the quick pay because I'm trying to get 4k out
>>69251104
Show us a pic lid
>>69250852
pro tip lids, this is not how you price totals
>>69251386
Genuinely frightened of this tbqh.
>>69251211
they will finish galaxy 1-1, dallas 1-1 and colorado 2-2
screencap this
>>69251436
I was with you until you said Colorado 2-2. You'll be lucky to see 2 goals in that game, let alone 4
tears
>>69251472
Screencapping this to laugh at later
>>69250852
>>69250479
Bookies hate him. Pseudos have discovered a revolutionary new shortcut to free money. If you're not profitable in Asia, try this... www.soccerway.com
>>69251472
i did a trixie anyway so I'd take 2 out of 3 but colorado can still finish 1-1 if they want
>>69251419
Obviously no face pics.
>>69251510
BIG fan of this gimmick
p.s wtf is up with the new 4chanx text box?
>>69251510
If it sounds stupid but it works, it's not stupid. Tell us more about talking to the referee's girlfriend on tinder with a Brazilian proxy to find out how many cards he's going to give.
>>69251529
photoshopped like kim k in that music video m8, shes trying to trick you
>>69251529
Noice
>>69251556
>Tell us more about talking to the referee's girlfriend on tinder with a Brazilian proxy to find out how many cards he's going to give.
kek, fair play
>>69251529
looks fertile m8
>>69251472
but I'm on o1.5
NEED one more. PLS. Entag... Daklyeh... PLS.
Willing to do pretty much everything for 1 more.
>>69251472
>lucky to see 2 goals
Why, lid?
>>69251529
>wonky snapchat screenshot
v strange post this
>>69251529
Post thigh pictures lad. Need to know to determine what bet to make
>>69251488
SO cheeky
>>69251556
Sounds like a very decent plan desu.
>>69251606
m8 if you got overs in that game there's something seriously wrong with your method
>>69251529
Could be my mum, pointless pic desu
>>69251510
a teams recent form ie last 5, overall and home and away is more important than h2h when teams met previous seasons tbqh
>>69251620
hes taken it off a /b/ snapchat thread
>>69251615
>>69251604
Based off the style Colorado plays. Usually score mid to late first half then park the bus the rest of the game. I'm not on it personally, so I hope you guys win.
>>69251635
Better than being a fraud who claims that he tips for the weekend but actually tips during the week as well.
am I the only one who bets on knowledge?
can't understand anything about this method/model talk
>>69251657
>>69251669
>>69251620
From instagram you nonces. Imagine being so jealous you assume everything is fake. Sad sad little men. Don't reply to this.
>>69251718
>Posting captioned snapchat photos on Instagram
still VERY dubious here lad
>>69250257
>tfw NO GOALS
>>69250531
v odd post
>>69251733
Have you ever met a women? They take snapchats of themselves taking a snapchat in the mirror taking a photo of their lunch to post on instagram and caption it "#photography"
>>69251738
If there are no goals in at least 1 of those game I will pick a person at random and send them £50 and then quit gambling for good. Unless it's Juveguy of course.
>>69251433
why pal? gonna be great
>Zamalek
pmsl, at least Juveguy is losing, too
V v tired of this Tennis tipster gimmick, feel like he's trying too hard
ZAMALEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69251488
N O N C E
>>69251786
No it really isn't friendo.
>>69251854
It is
pmsl another bet lost in stoppage time
>>69251529
7/10
>Egypt bets get rekt in the last minutes
>>69251529
>posting photos of women as if they're an item of clothing or new football boots so other men can rate them
Disgusting, shameful behaviour
EL-DAC
>>69251910
Can tell you smoke the sausage
>>69251804
was on DNB m8
>>69251808
Cheers lid.
>>69251910
Bi detected
>>69251869
Wish I'd cashed out now
>>69251962
take a fucking risk for once you mug
>>69251396
Called it
All in all still pretty happy with how it's going. Was literally robbed this past day.
>>69251962
My model had El Daklyeh as value so I put it in a double with Zamalek. Kinda bummed about the Zamalek draw now.
wtb
>>69252025
v v weak attempt to turn things around
>>69252038
>Was literally robbed this past day
You know how gypsy's are lad ;)
>>69251709
Yes but you are living the shit tier leagues and obscure shit so its a little easier for you to get knowledge as you have easier access to watching the sport and reading the info and where to find the info.
For us to find knowledge on most of the leagues where we might find value its a grind of repeatedly finding streams for these terrible leagues or google translating numerous websites most of which provide no worthwhile info and even when you do turn something up there is a reasonable possibility the info is at least partially wrong as google translate has just shat the bed or the site is full of shit but because we don't know its reputation we can't verify its integrity.
>Tripfags
>Pakis
>Jews
>Gay Pakis
Nice 'community' you got here
What does your guys average odds look like?
>>69252089
v v odd post here
tomorrow's offering looks DIRE
>>69252083
I understand that
But I can't comprehend how some people like Romania develop methods and stuff
>>69252121
Going to be a very busy day for me
>>69252105
My spreadsheet is useless, couldn't be arsed to add all my bets to it since I haven't filled it out since I got this new account so I just added one selection and used high odds for my initial deposit to get my current bankroll.
>>69252105
>juveguy 1.01
What's the yank footy bet tonight
>>69252083
Left scratching my noggin' over this post desu
>>69252208
The opposite of this
>>69250257
>>69252105
Dont even think this is true desu.
>>69252121
Make your model do friendlies :)
>>69252228
>gay eyebrows
>ladyboy
so upset, lost so many 'lock' games. That egyptian game was painful
what do you think about sport recife vs palmeiras in a minute?
I love how Colorado have reinvented themselves but they are the ultimate meme team. Under is only play, simply cant get on a team that squeaks by 1-0 at home each time.
Timmy Howard makes his debut and this is a pretty big July 4th sporting event so consider these X factors.
>>69252250
Begone child.
>>69252265
i want to back palmeiras but the south america away team meme always catches me out
>>69252265
Wait and hope Palmeiras takes an early lead, then take sport recife + handi
>>69252265
https://tipstertube.com/post/73442
unironically just got on
>>69252348
thinking that myself but then the last time sport recife played a top team at home they lost 0-2(corinthians) but then palmeiras arent great away either
>>69252557
mackers going out with a thai
>>69252557
I've had sex with one within the past year. She's technically American, but she speaks Chinese and visits there often
>>69252228
is that finnie?
I've bet on Serena and djokovic 4 times ever, and all 4 times they've always lost.
>>69252631
Do NOT go anywhere near my Serena outright tip.
>>69252380
havent been on mfc in weeks, literally cannot get off chatubate
>>69252628
indeed it is
>>69252607
SUCH a lad XD
do you cunts seriously gamble all day just to give away your winnings as tokens to e-slags on mfc who just fucking laugh at you?
embarrassing desu
Is it worth it to stay up for USL / MSL?
>>69252654
pmsl
Ameribets how do you profit without using bubblegum boomakers? Betting in Asia is too hard and bovada doesn't have live betting
>>69252773
Nah, I give it away to hookers IRL
>>69252607
> Would love a cheeky jap girl who squeals
v v odd man
chaturbate /angiedominatrix would bang
>>69252250
Not a ladyboy but probably in Pattaya somewhere
So obviously 0.5 or 1% of your roll changes with every bet.
When do you usually decide to change how much a unit is worth?
Keep the same value until you increase your roll by 20%/33%/50% and change unit value accordingly?
>>69252247
Why don't you stop placing meme bets at ~7 if they keep losing?
Have never won a single above 6.5.
>>69252773
God no, I gamble all day so that I can afford to pay my rent, play video games and fuck an asian hooker once a week bareback.
Hell, I don't even like football I much prefer rugby.
any good mls games?
>>69252826
Live betting the various games that they do carry, particularly when home teams fall behind in MLS. The lines usually go straight to DC, which is too much of a swing with the state of the league. Also in play baseball is nice. Plus, bovada carries a lot of the lower leagues in Europe, which often times soccerway can predict
>Chaturbate
Some very odd individuals on here.
Sorry Mr Janitor. Consider myself warned.
v v worried about the portland game
>>69252835
>>69252888
SO degenerate, can't you just get a girlfriend?
>>69252935
>asian hooker once a week bareback
ASKING for trouble lid
>>69252899
>Pattaya
>>69252963
Not interested in spending time with women
Someone respond pls >>69252809
>>69252949
>he watches pre-recorded videos
PMSL lid get with the times
>>69252809
Not really. Dallas -1 should be a refund at minimum, but that's the only decent one
>>69253039
Almost certainly not. Only stick around if you have fuck all to do tomorrow morning
>>69252949
coordinating cumming with the girl when she's LIVE is v v good compared to quote unquote traditional porn
wtbrn??
>>69253055
>>69253092
Aight, thanks.
Peculiar discussion this one
Portland will not lose, r-right guys?
>>69252949
no trans on mfc
>>69253123
wat
>>69253123
No. Go to bed.
>>69252957
What's your bet?
>>69253095
>this whole post
just baka my shit up desu senpai
>>69252948
Why don't you have a tipster tube, if you actually do have that high of a yield you could easily go paid
>>69253123
Well they won't win, so you would've been better off betting on the draw instead of DC
>tfw want to stay up to meme bet on MLS card and corner with Ray but have to be up at 7:30 to wageslave.
Oh well, only 2 1/2 more weeks until the summer lads.
>>69253151
Because I'm on a hot streak right now and variance is due to bring me back down to where I usually hover
Can somebody with bitcoins PLEASE toss me $5 worth so I can buy this and see if it is legit. I'll share the tip with you guys I promise
>>69253181
SO level-headed
who /comfy/ here?
>>69253139
Portland or Draw. Accidentally went LARGE ...
>>69253231
So, 2p? Portland won't win, but a draw could happen; doubt it though.
>>69253202
you have a wallet?
>>69253202
Why waste your money?
>my expertise is EU/worldwide
So, everything then?
Social security disability gives you around $1200 per month in America, if I live at home and got food stamps I could build up quite a nice bankroll with that. The hard part would be cashing out of course. And it is ridiculously difficult to get disability in America too
>>69253275
he went all in
>>69250778
>>69253231
on Colorado and o1.5
>>69253275
Put an entire crisp fiver on it. Will be on /bet/ begging tomorrow morning if it falls through.
Night lads.
>>69253052
its Mackers bird with Lux lid
>>69253095
This is a very strange post.
>>69253127
Worried about the state of this thread.
>>69253309
Sounds well worth a fiver
>>69253282
19LeMHbRXUt5fzZWwXnvX8GKkipm4nhDEV
>>69253348
You know what, it does. There's also this guy on FB who posts correct score bets with odds of 500/1, all for the low price of £50 per bet.
>>69253392
are you desperate? cba firing up my burner laptop to send it if its not urgent
>Berdych
REEEEEEEEE
>>69252929
I only make value bets, not meme bets.
>>69253282
Also send me a fiver PLEASE
v desperate
1EME67iFFnVEVe6fDkNMMV6c9uMwt7B1eb
>>69253542
I'll send you a greasy fiver if you get rid of TT
>>69253484
idk it takes a while for deposits to go through so if someone sends the coins now I will post the tip tomorrow morning
>>69253579
TT? My account?
>>69253181
terrified of this m8, I'm on the hottest streak of my life since I started betting again and just trying to decide when to get out
>>69253598
Tennis Tipster
>>69253594
No guarantee, but I'll fire up my wallets and see if i have any coin lying around
>>69253646
No idea what I've done to you
>>69253530
Did you have a tiny on Cumbernauld Colts earlier?
>>69253610
Scary thought, isn't it?
>>69253646
Will get onto slaying him like the hired hitman that I am. NEED the fiver deposited into my account first.
>>69253660
You lost me the £22 I had left in my Unibet account that I was leaving there to mess around on bets with.
>>69253713
>Loses a tip
Blames the tipster instead of staking an amount he could afford. Nonce. Drop this gimmick and go back to your whore of a mothers house.
Nicely done, Palmeiras.
daily reminder that every and all paid tipster is an embarrassment and a scam
>>69253660
your gimmick is tired
>>69253756
Excellent, now to get on Recife for the inevitable draw
>>69253756
14mins in, nice
hope recife score
>>69253756
I tipped them to win :3
>>69253798
kys
>>69253775
Sad little man.
>>69253781
>>69253792
No need to be rude. Just wanted to go to bed happy.
>>69253798
Well, fuck.
>>69253763
zzzzzzzz here's your (You)
>>69253817
>that animal
>getting credit for two assists for one goal
Lucky guy
>>69253813
sorry m8 i also want palmeiras to win but o2.5 and btts
>>69248525
>>69248102
>>69248665
>>69248644
ok, here you go
plz r8 my betting battlestation. that's my betting mate in the pic, he doesn't normally wear a shirt or leave the betting office.
>>69253681
No. Only on Sion Swifts today
>>69253868
what's in the bowl m8? Also, is your betting mate JR Smith?
>>69253868
>piss bowls everywhere
>>69253868
What's your powerlift numbers?
>>69253876
Never answered my snapchat about whether Dumbarton were worth a small zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69253868
Living the dream there pal
>>69253868
Felt so itchy after seeing that picture. What you lifting lid?
>>69253868
>Office
We know you live in it together pmsl
>>69253683
when did they pull quick pay?
>>69253909
Got my real account logged in now desu
>>69253927
Probably about a month ago now. They used to say it was temporarily unavailable due to it taking a long time to receive payment, then they just dropped it all together
>>69253881
>>69253890
lol they're not pissing bowls. we piss in the sink. they're salad bowls. gotta eat right and work out to stay alive in this environment
>>69253868
Why do you have all those weights if you don't use them?
>>69253960
fuck that was so nice to have
>>69253824
> racism
Ok what the fuck?! not cool kid, I thought you were a decent trip up until now, but this is just unacceptable. Take it back to /pol/ or /b/. Bigotry is not tolerated here. Consider yourself filtered and reported
Going to sleep. Don't think I can handle watching the Portlands game with so much on stake. Cheer them on for me lids. xo
>>69254020
I'm the least racist and most nice person in this quote unquote community tyvm
anyone got a stream for the recife palmeiras game?
Ameribets wants a smed on Remo PA 0 from 1-0 down @2.45
>>69251195
Lmao'd, thanks pal
>>69254084
pls no
>>69254050
http://singi.club/wlive16.html
Hey Romania, did you account for zero inflation in your model if you are using Poisson. Is that why there is an over estimate of how many games are going to be under 2.x
>>69254130
thanks honey
rate my girlfriend
>>69254175
Jew/6000000
>>69254175
3.8
>>69254175
mildlyfunny/10
>>69254175
steals her jokes from other people/10
Nothing interesting left tonight, might aswell catch some sleep. Good night, see you tomorrow.
>>69254175
What's her name? Know she's an actress but since I stranded gambling full time I don't get any cultural references, stopped watching films and television as well as listening to music about 3 years ago
>>69254303
How was Rome?
louisville 1-0 after 12mins
>>69254333
2-0*
>>69254342
sheit niqka
>>69250257
So /bet/, what do I spend my winnings on? Louisvilla at 2-0 after 15 minutes
Did 365 have o4.5 as a pregame market?
>>69254333
Was just about to tip HT/FT.
Only bet I fancied for tonight, and they're now 2-0 up.
Great line up too, don't expect them to concede desu
>>69254369
no only o2.5 or 2.5,3.0ah
>USA - PSL Pro Louisville vs FC Montreal
>USA
>FC Montreal
>>69254363
Louisville -0.25 1st half handicap desu
Tossing and turning in my bed. Can't stop thinking about Portland's
>>69254175
holy shitzeronni thats disgusting. she wasnt always this fat was she
another louisville goal before ht?
>>69254439
Dubs and yes
>>69254415
If you're not descended from an Eastern European match fixing family then you get the right to play in America.
if dubzs louisville over 4.5 comes in
>>69254522
On special
>>69254522
Looks like I'm winning tonight
>>69254522
got straight on. thanks for the tip Kek
>If you had bet £20 per point I've tipped, you'd be OVER £7,200 in profit in just a couple of months.. £40 per point would be OVER £14,400.
Why would you do this?
>>69254522
On LARGE
>>69254522
Betting no longer unprofitable
>>69254424
Odds are too low to be worthwhile right now, just gonna re-back over 4.5/5.5 without another £50 each.
If there's another goal before HT then it should come in easily
I want a smed on O2.5 FH @ evens.
>>69254725
Would love another fh Louisville goal
>>69254697
Slightly below evens now.
Global are at -7.5 against Agila this morning, should be worth waking up early for
>>69254787
Where are they listed? Not appearing on Unibet or Ladbrokes; the odds might not be great for over 6.5 or such goals
>>69254691
lmao, that was a sad day.
NEED a goal each from sport recife and palmeiras in this half
>>69254862
On bet365.
>that
>a red card
USA officiating at its finest
And there we go, red card for Montreal
>>69254881
Remember you being very obnoxious. What happened?
>that fake suspend
Kill me
>>69254920
He ran straight at him with his elbow up, well deserved. Didn't even go for the ball
>>69254901
Bollocks, hopefully it appears elsewhere. Limited on bet365
>another goal kick presented by fall city beer
Fucking hell America, ads for everything?
zzzzz too much on o 2.5 fh. Should've just gone to bed when I said I would
>>69254950
Elbow looked parallel to the ground. Didn't even extend it. Harsh imo
>>69254992
33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
>>69255006
>american football knowledge
Need a new display photo desu
>>69255023
Got a few options
>>69254787
>W 3-0 PSG
>W 2-0 Forza
Dont think I'll be sitting my alarm for a team who probably wont be giving a shit.
>>69255019
Just saying I've seen harder fouls get a yellow
>>69255049
Christ, was like 15-16 when that was taken
>>69255064
what do you think about blue jays -1.5? i've already bet
>>69254881
Lmao there did you really bet on EG over OG? Man. That was free rares the series. I won like 200 Gaben bucks off betting on OG.
>>69255023
>>69255089
Can't remember where its from but its in my faces of /bet/ folder
>>69255064
It's not the fact that the foul was hard, it was the fact that he didn't attempt to go for the goal'; he went straight for the player so it was intentional.
Ruh roh, going off previous games Louisville always park the bus in the second half. Need at least one more goal to keep the second acca alive.
>>69255076
SUCH a handsome guy
Literally cannot win a bet.
Still cant believe we lost the romanian egyptian soccer match because some sand niggers decided to score at injury time
>>69255170
Fair enough. Only glanced at the replay, so you're probably right.
>>69255095
Sanchez has been pitching well so you should be fine
sport recife 1-1 palmeiras
>>69255131
So so classy
>>69255237
Le no eared man
>>69255237
Can NOT stop laughing Hass.
>What are ears
Cute guy tho
>>69255216
Dodged a bullet. Got on the 10/10 stake one but 2/10 on the 8/10
>>69255237
pmsl he looks autistic as fck
Forget I asked
>>69255274
My personal fave
>>69255274
>>69255296
Not Hass, this kid has ears
>>69255296
its like they know life's meaningless. They're eyes are dead and their dreams extinguished
>>69255333
trips confirm
palmeiras are now winning 2-1
pls stay like this
>>69255297
should i cash out my bet for berdych to win? he's the last thing on my accy to pay out $500, only risked $100. They are offering $205 cashout which is kind of shit.
>>69255374
how big are your units? 100 on a multi
>>69255374
He'll probably win. Knowing my luck on the last leg of an acca I'd cash out. If you can afford to lose it, wait.
>>69255374
>should i cash out
the answer is never yes
>>69255434
not always. example being the egyptian game where a cash out @ 90 mins would have been good
>>69253855
xxx
How does this happen? How does one not have ears?
crying out for a 3 goal second half in louisville /montreal, or has he forsaken us? >>69254522
>>69255500
absolute digits of truth
>>69255561
there's the first
>>69255500
With no ears he cannot hear the screams of the people DAC from his tips. He is a born tipster.
>>69255089
>>69255049
>Hassan Degeneres
>>69255587
¿? there hasn't been any goals in this half yet
>that miss
OMINOUS SIGN
>No one's posted Hass's nudes yet
plsssssssssssssssssssssss o4.5
>>69255644
Underrated post
what do dac and uac mean?
Euan please clean this thread up for christ's sake man
>>69255800
depressed and crying
unconcerned and calm
BLUE JAYS!!
love mlb, similar to cricket
>>69255812
how do you guys have a record of Hass' life from childhood to degeneracy?
>>69255904
>he doesn't know about yes/no bets
>he doesn't know about DC
>he doesn't know about DNB
>he doesn't know about overs
>he doesn't know about handicaps
>>69255925
Have SO many HAAAS pics
for fuck sake louisville
>>69255979
Keep posting them. Good for a laugh since this game isn't going to be o4.5
still 2-0, can we just have 1 goal please
>>69255846
I'm not really a janitor.
You should have locked your FB down and removed as much from other sites as possible as soon as you got doxxed. You are fucked now.
>>69256026
>Singapore
>Enjoys brown cock
Who knew?
>>69256038
What Euan said
>these misses
crying
>>69256026
They're not really funny photos desu
Got something close to his nudes somewhere though but he uploaded it himself
>>69254020
I agree, his antisemitism is abhorrent.
>>69256048
>2016
>Being racist
>>69256086
Why would he do such a retarded thing
>>69256038
Now I think about it he doxxed himself and I recognised his twitter profile from following Flatanon so never really had a chance
So they can score 2 against 11 mean but can't score 1 against 10 men? Come on....
1-0 to Colorado already, unlucky juveguy
>>69256154
lel teams will park the bus when red card is issued
how much you staked lad?
and this is why you should NEVER trust americans to play "" """"""soccer""""""""""
>>69256192
Lost £100, but still up. Just need one more goal for second accumulator
>>69256128
Hass is a pretty arab. The Imams would LOVE some of Hass.
>>69256184
no it isnt
>>69256184
Stop lying.
>>69256184
I am not sure what you are trying to achieve with post like this because multiple people are following the game for sure.
>>69256064
>hass posts on FA giving fashion tips
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
https://warosu.org/fa/thread/10779774#10784020
Also, what the fuck are Montreal on? One man down and defending like beasts
are anyone spurs supporters here? Want to talk about Wayama and that dutch striker
>37 shots
How are they this shit?
>>69256269
>don't suck your cheeks in, pull your lips to one side as if you're biting the bottom corner of your lip and clench your jaw and post a photo
>God I fucking hate this kid every time I see him on this board. Jesus fucking Christ
kek
>there are actual pakis itt
Ew.
>nobody around the guy in the 6 yard box with time
>fuck it I'll go for the header
why
>>69256300
Chelsea fan lid. So so excited for Conte. Spurs will finish top 5. Probably 5th.
>>69256229
>>69256239
>>69256263
This new generation of /bet/ gets really salty over fucking everything
Discuss.
>>69256365
CONTE will do wonders. Very interesting season. Its interesting to think that among the new big boys, at least one will fail to perform.
Chelsea has a bit more rebuilding to do imo. That new bat kid seems decent, we got outbid by you guys actually
>>69256399
V v interested to see how Pep will do. His squad doesn't look too good. Nolito is basically Navas. Gundogan is injured. Mou will have a tough job too. United are shite but good signings.
>>69256378
If you are going to shitpost, at least be creative with your shit. 0/10 no effort.
>>69256424
But it wasn't my post
>>69252250
and......
>>69256378
>This new generation of /bet/
>Discuss.
>>69256269
>God I fucking hate this kid every time I see him on this board. Jesus fucking Christ
Some brave soul needs to go into /fa/ archives and retrieve those pics
>>69256423
Mourinho is more effective with shite squads than actually good squads, that is how i feel.
>Ladbrokes down
>can't top up on dallas
Just fucking kill me
Can somebody pls post the pasta of losing a bet that ends with walking the dog and probably never coming back, pls?
>Mods are asleep
>no tinderposting to see, only pakiposting
nice 'community' you have here
Orlando are getting memed all over
Why are the odds so good? I'm worried.
>>69256507
Is Dallas worth getting or should I just go to bed now?
>>69250257
>>69254363
Can only IMAGINE the state of this poor anons head rn
>>69256423
desu I see Leicester doing well as long as no one leaves, which is unlikely. Feel like mou will flourish, he is good at fostering youngsters or at least leading with passion. I see Man Utd performing well.
>>69256520
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>>69256547
This seems like a great market, why have I never seen this before?
>>69256554
I'm down £80 in total if the 1.5 comes in for the Portland game, re-backing Dallas like crazy
>>69256564
lmao, thank you.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM COLARDOOOOOOOOOO
Lets play a game of guess whose bio
>right wing opinions, eccentric, unique and innovative. watch this space, only way is up VOTE OUT
few posts early but this thread is just shitposting and tripfag circle jerkery now.
NEW
>>69256726
>>69256726
>>69256726
>>69256726
>>69256682
J West
>>69245171
J U D G E
Thanks for saving my day, friend.
>>69247479
It's "the computer says no", you git.
>>69249845
Direct Currency
>>69249735
>implying there's just one
Oh boy.
>>69254433
Yes.
>>69254175
Shekel princess.
>>69256554
>not choking the cat
M8 ...
