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Wtb??
>>69229683
Couldn't tell you right now, however I've decided to add Tennis to my system too. It's a good extra little income.
>>69229683
http://www.sofascore.com/hirnyk-sport-komsomolsk-fc-poltava/eMosACr
Over 4.5 goals
>>69229724
Do you even have a system?
Wageslave life so SO tez.
>>69229741
Yes. Not working optimally though, will share when I'm more confident on its outcomes.
>>69229757
Oh okay then
>>69229747
Can confirm
Lads, these Nips make me nervous.
On FC Tucson HT/FT from 1-1 for a small
>>69229943
red card just now, went big on over 2.5 goals at HT
>>69229943
>>69229965
2 reds lol!
>>69229965
Needs paying
>>69229986
>>69229986
Just the one I think
>>69230062
Yeh, linesman pulled one out as well for some reason. 8 minutes left for 2.5, bit worried now
>all the euros on freedom ball
>bovada has zero live markets
a-at least I can watch fireworks
Anyone know a site with good, detailed tennis statistics? I need to see if I can train my system somehow.
Going large for o 4 for the 2ND half.
>>69230468
Don't, it'll only be over 3.5
>>69230499
how are you still awake? night shift?
>>69230659
Sleep schedule is fucked, trying to fix it by staying awake all day. Been going to bed at 5am usually and waking up at 4pm
wow, more new shitty trips. /bet/ is awesome.
Klassen/Ram ATP Doubles +230 (3.30)
Dodig/Melo have done damage at Wimbledon before (QF/F/QF) but they are having an off-year. K/R are in the 2nd year of their partnership and won Halle. Matches have also been shortened to 3 sets which favors the bigger servers. Dodig/Melo have also not played anyone this grass season, and lost the only match they were favored at 1.50 or above.
>>69230499
I only have o 3.75 or o 4 and the odds for o 3.75 is too little to justify a bet
>>69230830
Don't bet then, Tuscon are playing shite.
>>69230892
Too late. Already placed a tenner. Helps with a deary monday at work.
>>69230892
Just 1 more goal
>>69229401
>Vindbjart
Nordicbet offers that game, but only as inplay AFAICT. Probably not many lines available either. What's your bet, friend?
>>69231099
Wanted to put over 4.5 goals, but can't find the odds anywhere
>>69230720
Good shit
>>69230713
Same nigga, what it do?
>>69231200
Bovada will probably have lines for it in a few hours. It's on their schedule
Is it possible to start a hedge fund but using gambling instead of stocks? It sounds pretty safe if you've got a good model.
>>69231562
I'm not an expert, but gambling is so so unstable that I have to doubt it.
>>69231562
Yes. It is called being a bookie yourself.
>>69231562
if you have enough money, sending it to trust funds like vanguard is 'literally free money'. Its very secure and very diverse. They invest it into the top Dow Jones companies, ect so that you have secured growth.
Even Brexit would have had little impact on your vanguard fund
I made $20$cdn today, please save me
>>69231678
disregard this post, i assumed you had no fiancial knowledge kek
>>69231678
I guess you'd need to have a monthly roi of ~1% to beat it, doesn't sound too hard.
>>69231806
How much is that in real money?
>>69231808
Well I dont, so you'd be right
>>69231818
about 0 us
>>69231806
you worked one hour?
>>69231830
just have a look at vanguard bonds or a diversified portfolio. It basically means you wont make big bucks but its safe to assume you will make some money.
Its pretty much like super. treat betting like having a hobby. It consumes your life otherwise
>>69231883
God bless Trudeau
Tomorrow's skedge looks tez. Goodnight everyone :3
>>69232302
good night mate
wageslaving and HATING it
Think I'm going to give up on betting lads, been very profitable but very nerve-racking. Started in January with £500 and cashing out now with a total profit of around £22k
It's been fun, but on days that I bet I'm spending close to 8 hours in front of my PC watching games and doing research on others. My sleep schedule has been fucked up for months and my social life has gone to shit.
Weird how betting can consume you so much. Gonna have a shower, grab myself some McDs, close my accounts and head to bed. Pity Juveguy isn't around, would have sent him £50 for the laughs he's given me.
>>69232670
>Started in January with £500 and cashing out now with a total profit of around £22k
This is bait.
>>69232670
a yield of 4400 %
who are you mate
>>69232736
He is the syndicate
Rise and shine lids. Beautiful day outside.
>>69232806
And I'm staying inside today. My 25% Anglo genes can't handle this heat.
So SO bad. Dont even need to say what I'm talking about tbqh.
>>69232841
ah asian summers. stick and sweaty, just how i like it
>>69232844
With you 100% lad
>>69232302
Sleep tight, friendo. Don't let the illegal immigrants bite.
>>69232670
Not particularly believable. Good lid if it's true.
Who /tennis/ here today?
>>69232736
I run a "successful" betting page on FB called "Betting Man" where I make 30% on people's losses. I'd say 1/2 or 1/3 of my profit has come from that
>>69232931
Everyday lid. Big day ahead.
>>69232950
quite unethical
>>69232995
Even if 1/2 his profits came from these losses, that is still a 2200% yield
Just sent Cibulkova an earful on twitter. Need a big day from her. Makarova and Tomic next.
I need a top, top quality bet.
ill give out one: stormsgodset -1.5
>>69233094
Serena Williams
Thunder thighs
>>69233211
>>69233211
I'm not arsed i'd let her sit on my face after she's played a few sets
>>69233211
I'm at work TT, please m8
>>69233211
wrong photo
>>69233134
>>69233211
can u confirm this value bet
>>69233211
Please not at work
>>69233272
V v odd post. Takes me back to year 13 chemistry.
>>69233302
Filthy.
>>69233308
Will save it for after she wins.
>>69233313
Very nice. She'll win. Pondering a handicap. At work so can't do some quick research.
>>69233321
Alright lid. For later.
>>69233351
What's the main influencer of tennis games? Trying to design a little system in my mind, but trying to think of factors.
>>69233351
a quality projectfrom my year 12 days
>>69233094
Tez. Lot of missing for Storms.
>>69233033
>>69233362
Who can hold serve. You don't even need to be a decent returner. As long as you hold, you'll get lucky in a tie break. At the elite level it's obviously both.
>>69233365
Cheeky.
>>69233420
Don't doxx me please. Love the use of xx.
>>69233373
Spent so many hours going over this shit. 9 marker in my exam was worth it.
>>69233464
So you don't use statistics at all? I mean, it's dangerous in the case of Djokovic, but still, probably can get some more grip using them.
>>69233492
I don't usually bet on big games. Challenger level, futures, 250s, 500s. The stats I use are H2H. Performance on surface, age and serving/return index.
>>69233530
Interesting.
>>69233530
Any tips for handis? Slow day @ work and I need to bet
>>69233553
Why do you always want handis btw? Does your bookie not allow winner of match bets? Would recommend Murray. Think he'll destroy Kyrgios.
>>69233567
Yes. Only tennis bets i have are handis cause my bookie is a tard
>>69233615
Coco Vandeweghe is another decent one. Gabashvili in the challengers.
>>69232950
Ah, so you're a thieving nigger. You didn't really make that sum from betting then, did you. You did it by conning people.
>>69232670
Hey ...
Juve Tryhards Day 6 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £19
Day: -£9
V. V. bad day. Let down by Romania and Hordur big time. Hass not helping either
>>69233905
Should have followed me tips. MLS game ended 3-2 and ULS ended 3-1
>>69230713
You have to be merciless for a week or so to fix it. Go to bed at the same time every night, no phone or putar at least an hour prior to going to bed, get up at the same time every morning no matter how you slept. Expose yourself to sunlight or bright light immediately after waking up.
>>69233905
Stick it all on Pascoe Vale +0.25
Half win at worst
>>69233989
Went to bed early, lost my head. :/
Does anyone here also buy stocks as well as /bet/?
>>69233992
Might do this
Thinking about heading over to /r/sportsbook
>>69233905
Are you on the Korea games?
Please say no
>>69234012
/biz/ knows stocks better
>>69234033
Yes
Lads! LAAADS! I've found a way to break the bookies 100%.
I have been awake now for 56 hours and EVERY bet I have placed in the past 24 hours has won. I've reached a state of bet nirvana where I know what will win and what hasn't.
Tell me what bets you have for today and I will tell you whether they will win or not.
I'm up so much I got 10 red bulls and 17 cheeseburgers, the wife's son wanted some of them but I've forced him off to school. The wife didn't come home after visiting her friend Jamal last night but I presume she spent th night so she can make it on time to her early PT appointment with him.
>>69234210
If this is true you wouldn't be concerned about giving me a fiver
Mahut to win vs Querrey
>>69234216
The nirvana gods tell me that this bet would be a loss. Odds of Juveguy winning a bet are at 2545/1
>>69234210
Talking big sense, pal.
>>69234238
Odds on me doing your head in getting sky high
>>69234156
Money lost boys
>>69234251
PLEASE don't be negative. I'm >due
>>69234250
Tell you what, here's a bet and if you get it right I'll give you a fiver
How much did I spend at Burger King?
1) Under £10
2) Over £10 but under £20
3) Over £20
>>69234218
Is your accu going to win? Not sure whether to hedge it or not. Need every penny I can get
>>69234299
Assuming you're not an American on vacation A)
>>69234317
Sorry buddy, it was £17.43. Not to mention your choices were 1,2 or 3 and you chose A....
>>69234341
Recommend you throw away a few pounds to stay fit
Nige stepping down lids ;(
>>69234388
Gonna spend my last twenty to celebrate this
Wish /bet/ could win back our independence from shite tripfags like America defeated the aliens 20 years ago.
really need Euan to wake up and ban juve
me irl https://twitter.com/DouglasCarswell/status/749892870606381056
>>69234407
>clueless broke student leech opposes UKIP
boy who'd have seen that coming?
>>69234419
>preferring euan over juveguy
You're the cancer that is ruining this thread.
>>69234419
u wot mate
give us a quality bet and ill listen
>>69234341
>your choices were 1,2 or 3 and you chose A....
Classic juveguy.
>>69234251
why lid
>>69234528
Jinxguy is on 'em.
Morning lids. Actually dreamed of my model last night and believe I have found a serious flaw ; ; So far it hasn't really shown, because it only seems to affect certain leagues, but now I'm uncertain whether I should do a complete revamp or just keep tracking games and adjust it for the affected leagues.
>>69234528
Juve jinxed it
>>69234305
Knowing your luck I'd cash out.
>>69234671
I hope your ACCA is right, staked ALL my winnings from the France game on it
Anyone else think Vesely at 5 is value against Berdych? Berdych has looked shaky so far. Tennis Tipster?
>>69234707
the one im on has odds of 6
>>69234728
That lad hasn't got Cibulkova
>>69234728
I left one out as I didn't like the odds being that high
I need Mahut to beat Sam Querrey for mine
>>69234707
Did you get on the last one?
>>69234728
That's got one left m8 only Mahut.
Anyone got a Korea stream?
>>69234422
What did he mean by this? Seriously
Need a bet before I go to sleep lads
>>69234904
Busan Sangmu DNB
>>69233992
KYS
>>69234917
Don't have them on Ladbrokes
>this 10/10 stake tip
I hope you are right romania
Any good Wimbledon bets for a normie today lads?
need to sleep, but can't stop placing bets
>>69235072
I bet a cheeky tenner down on these.
>>69235072
Would put your entire roll on Kyrgios 3-0
>>69235095
*put
warm conditions, aga will win 2-0 easy
>>69235072
mahut, gasquet and nishi are locks
>>69235197
Don't say this.
>>69235215
gasquet is a lock?
Anons: Simon will win. He didn't.
Anons: Djokovic will win. He didn't.
>>69235253
Tsonga played for like 3 hours ytd he's gonna be exhausted
>>69235325
>>69235299
need TT to confirm. Also is Mahut 100% locked?
Pitch is terrible in the Busan Sangmu match, would be surprised to see it be finished. Like a lake and the rain is still hammering down.
>>69235358
Mahut is 100% locked. He's winning in multiple of my system's trials.
Romania's model so so lotto
>>69235445
getting SICK of these losses. pulling me down hard. not sure if i can stay for >Muh long run
>>69235445
korean games are loosing. lost all my 3 bets on the romanian model last night. feeling bad
>>69235376
Already making excuses. Pmsl.
Are there any free tipsters left worth following on tt? Any help here?
>>69235459
It truly is lotto, you have no idea which ones are good bets and which ones are not.
Using a model is great and all, but obviously there are so many factors a model cannot account for.
Imagine putting any more than 2 units on a bet because of a Romanian man's excel spreadsheet says so
Vandeweghe you better not lose
>>69235476
Romania has a higher yield and profit than Euan
>>69235468
>Games are 45 minutes long
You know there's another half right?
>>69235476
You truly are moronic. A waterlogged pitch helps our case, cretin.
fuks sake gangwon pen
>>69235493
Well the model is supposed to point out where the value is and not always which outcome is more likely to happen, it just needs to be more likely than the odds indicate.
How on earth they're still playing this match I have no idea
Pretty sure a linesman has drowned
just talked to a girl lids
>>69235459
You jinxed it
>>69235652
How is your mum doing?
loosing so many romanian tips. seems like im choosng all the wrong ones
>>69235459
NEED you to fuck off, ruining all the bets i get on
>>69235493
Wondered how before people caught onto this. The 10/10 stake @11 really made his stats so much better than they really are
>>69235662
kek
>>69235652
How is your cousin doing?
>>69235693
his win percentage is still high
>>69235690
This desu.
Nothing makes me more ill than a #on from Juveguy. Ruined my profile and hopes of going PAID
>>69235723
whats your page?
>>69235741
Basi-Booms
Vandeweghe better pick up.
>>69235756
NEED you to tell me how you got from $5 to 100 ASAP
>>69235693
he's not asking anyone to follow him, I and several others asked him to set up the TT so we could track his stats easily.
And he's said before he won't know if is model really works until after 1000 bets or so.
That said I'm still UAC from his tips
Every bet I'm on getting btfo. Going to be down so so much today
>>69235763
Not being a complete idiot and using statistics instead of listening to someone on 4chan.
Need a funny, witty tweet to get a lotta retweets.
>>69235755
you're Basi Booms? Aren't you paid already?
I heard your tips are good. Love your dp
zzzz cbfa coco accy going to lose at first leg SO predictable wanna die
>>69235783
What's your @, I bet I've got more followers than you.
>>69235806
https://twitter.com/4chancricket/status/749926276950028288
>>69235755
What happened to your profile pic m8? x
So so so red today
NOT GOOD
NEED to stop putting on these meme accas tbqhwyl
Vandeweghe better get her shit together.
>>69235825
down SO SO much today
B U S A N
U
S
A
N
>>69235770
I'm not hating on him at all because he's not spamming the thread about how he's a god after a couple wins. It was more directed at the mugs that think his model is the be all and end all of betting. Don't know why Euan got hated on for suggesting he could back date testing to see how good it is
ACCY DOWN
>>69235673
>>69235693
>>69235719
What's his TT?
what is romania's TT with said spreadsheet?
v.v. interested
>>69235819
>4chan in your handle
PLEASE go.
>>69235850
Surreal.
>>69235789
Free for 4chan autists
>>69235823
TT won't let me upload it :(
>>69235850
SURREAL
>what the fuck
lol
>>69235880
would love to be included.
>>69235880
is that poleaboo ayy lmao
>>69235819
Since when have you been such a cricket fan and why arent you betting on it?
>>69235891
Send me a request.
Vanderweghe is getting REKT
ROMANIA INSANE.
>>69235855
https://tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
>>69235855
https://tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms
>>69235770
Been following his tips. Had like 30% ROI on Saturday. Recent tips dropped it to 10%. If the Korea teams lose it is going to get worse. Still UAC tho.
Would love a singular Chunju goal right about now
>>69235934
Same. Except I doubled my stakes after Saturday. DAC huge
>>69235943
Need this like AIR
Also would like Gangwon and Chungju both to NOT score
>>69235917
What's he on?
Would not let my Sunday league play in the condition these best Korean slags are playing, honestly scared for their safety
>>69235934
>Had like 30% ROI on Saturday. Recent tips dropped it to 10%
That's a BIG drop, only been on Daejon personally
BEGGING for a break of serve soon
>2% verified
fraud.
THIS ACCA IS FUCKED FOR FUCKS SAKE REEEEE
>>69235956
It is. Past 4 rounds of tips had been so DAC. PITY anyone who just got on. Everything after that Jleague game was dire.
>>69235956
Nvm. Looked at the wrong game, still DAC
>>69235880
>pic
Kekked loudly.
>TT won't let me upload it :(
Aww.
>>69235919
Wait, isn't that a German guy/gal/xir?
>>69235922
>HAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
>>69235981
Backstory?
DAEJEON
A
E
J
E
O
N
NEED THIS
>>69235961
Inplay tips aren't verified on the tube.
>>69235983
DAEJON SURREAL
ROMANIAN ANON GOD
>>69235997
Tennis, slags and betting; a volatile mix.
>>69235902
Always and because I'm shit at betting
>>69235997
muggy tennis acc where they put alot of friends to stack the odds and someone gets BTFO so the entire acc is gone.
>>69236001
YES
YES
Just need one (1) more in the Gangwon game
Thanks Hass
cash out the chung ju game ?
Did anyone profit from reffocs?
>>69236058
not worth it, stick in there, hopefully they get a goal back and we get a refund
>>69236058
Cashing out is also -EV
But do what you must.
7 TENSE more minute
>>69236073
Yeah
Coco no
>>69236096
Might restart it then.
>>69236120
guess I'll have to stop following reffocs now, looks like he's going to be perma dac
>>69236120
>mfw
NEED Romania's finland tips to come through or its beans on toast for the rest of the month lids
Got to question TT's staking plan
4/10 on a big odds accy compared to 2/10 and 3/10 on shorter singles
>>69236120
This. Is. So. Important.
>>69236035
No worries.
>>69236151
its because he's a fraud
>Coco giving away her racket
Head's gone
NOW she get's 3 break points. Too late Coco.
>>69236148
What's wrong with beans on toast?
>>69236169
After 33 bets I have a -0.5% roi so you might be right, couldn't get on some of the big odds tips or o3.5 sets as I don't have a 365 and am just using pinnacle and betfair
Posted a cricket tip. Get #ON
>>69236120
You looking for a ban lid?
>>69236205
somewhat hate you tbqhwy
>people don't believe i had a secret semi-shrewd account
>>69236217
AL
Can you add rugby to the list of options for tipping on TT.
such a pain having to custom event for all my rug tips
>>69236195
nothing lid, have it for breakfast most days, but i don't fancy it for lunch and dinner too
>>69236202
>Impersonating me
>>69236235
how much did you pay for it lid?
NEVER again TT
Fuck you Coco. First time I've lost money these days.
>>69236254
I don't have much coin to spend
not accepting pelle's """"apology""""" desu, would send him and zaza death threats if i knew italian but anyway, Nishikori SW?
>>69236251
eh?
Romania model now negative return on my spreadsheet
>>69236120
good GOD
how juveguy got the profile:
mugged an old lady and bought [email protected]
spent your dad's money and bought [email protected]
succesful dj career got off and bought [email protected]
actually got shrewd@∞
Hey guys which version of the spreadsheet do you use from the OP?
>>69236299
Do you follow t4tw? Is he worth paying for? Who's the most successful in your sheet?
>>69236310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE
Wouldn't mind a small tip of £5 from anyone that profited from reffocs. Would help a lot, spent ages researching those tips
>>69236312
I don't actually trust myself to get on any of my own tips, but yeah, cricket's the only sport I actually follow much. I've always been reffocs and Big_Al knows that was my other account for a while now.
not so in love with tha coco no mo
>>69236338
Would've hit 20% yield if it wasn't for Essex continually fucking me over ;)
Really nothing I can do about that. She was a lock to win. Fucking slag. Apologies. We go again.
>>69236342
>Big_Al knows that was my other account for a while now.
How? Does he actually bother checking IPs?
>>69236366
>she was a lock to win
>beaten handily
FRAUD
not sure on this euan bet desu
>>69236380
Sorry pal.
>>69236369
He just messaged me, I guess I was being too much of a nuisance trolling his shouts that he bothered to check
>>69236390
what is it anyway? almost as poor as juveguy so can't really afford to subscribe, will be UAC if Labor wins the election tho
>>69236390
NEED leaks.
>>69236352
ALWAYS bet on Essex
>>69236390
PLEASE message it to me
Cibulkova winning. JUST.
>>69236420
I'm more pissed off about Vanderweghe not winning.
>>69236454
Just so confused. She was red hot.
>>69236461
Yup, she was doing really well last couple of days.
>>69236461
was she value at the odds you tipped her though?
>>69236299
>lying
>>69236461
Maybe this will help.
Best tt free to follow? Quite new to this, just been lurking
FUMING
Jesus Christ Daejon what are you doing
At least Daejon refunded 1 bet.
>>69236546
juveguy
>Daejon 90 minute goal
Fucking tears
>>69236498
She was part of an acca. She was a cert as well. Fucking slag.
Done it all so wrong. Off to the beach. Heads gone.
da popo
>nishikori
This fucking guy
>>69236617
so glad i backed out of that one, he;s playing injured for sure
>>69236652
Love when my acca gets fucked within minutes. Saves me the stress
UAC Tipping Group is NOT open for new members at this time and won't be for a couple of months so please stop messaging.
>>69236644
>applies to a paid service
>haha get fucked!! XD
>>69236682
You were the one asking me for advice earlier, why should I subscribe to you?
>>69236680
any el/cl pre stakes pal ?
>>69236680
Cringe
Im very worried about nishikori
>>69236709
>Responding to juveguy
>Ever
Just report and move on, reminder he is banned for being a troll/begging for money or maybe just be being useless as fuck but in anycase his mere presence is breaking the rules as ban evasion. Please draw this to the mods attentions so that they can fix this and remove this horrible shitposter from this thread.
>>69236752
Okay.
Heads gone. Can't concentrate at work. Done it all so wrong. Wish I could rewind. Told the girl I'm supposed to meet after work I'm ill.
>>69236752
don't understand this hostility
>>69236680
D-didn't want to join anyway
>>69236789
>Told the girl I'm supposed to meet after work I'm ill.
Oooooh look at me going on dates with women, might even get a cheeky kiss if i'm lucky haha oi oi. Love women me and shagging not to mention banter with the boys haha xD
who here /lad/
>>69236897
Don't reply to me ever again you ugly overgrown man child. I will end you. Cretin.
TennisTipster fast becoming the worst gimmick
>>69236973
>Tipping is a gimmick
Tired of it already tbqh. Will probably stop in a few weeks.
Nishi getting wrecked
>all these unschrewd wimbledon picks
>not looking for value in U20 ecuadorian slag basketball
why bother
Betting on a Federer break EVERY game so profitable
>>69237134
bruh, cilic breaks are where the $$$ is at
cheers hass
>Federer break
>Federer hold 40-15 or 40 luv
So much UAC this set
jesus nishikori just collapsed on the field, probably a heart attack
f
>>69237174
too late :(
what does UAC and DAC mean?
>>69237496
(e)Uan's A Cunt
what happened to nish?
>>69237544
ded
Just retired from injury. Not sure what kind of injury.
My Nish to win bet has been void, so not all bad
I wonder what the rules on voiding tennis games are
>>69237244
oh no...poor fella. I remember watching him at Aus Open against Vedasco a while a go.
hope his all good
>>69237055
betting is pretty shit imo. we need the isner tier bets again
Begging Albania to come back
This Radwanska - Cibulkova match is ridiculous if you need a game to watch
My Radwanska bet is sweaty
Also Cibulkova (and her thighs) getting married Saturday ;_;
>>69237613
im on radwanksa too, sweaty as fk
Why does Romania not grade all of his bets?
Some of them are winners too.
>>69237660
the 8/10 and 10/10 must be a sure bet you going for it?
>>69237660
It is pretty terrible after that win streak.
>>69237690
In it to WIN it.
BANKROLLING both bets
>>69237690
I am getting on all his bets lad.
>>69237697
Just checking through the ons that are ungraded and over 50% are winners.
>>69237730
>>69237660
newfags
TT automatically settles tips. He doesn't do them.
>>69237613
>dat radwanksa break
:)
>>69237730
You sure bro?
I am still UAC from his tips but just barely.
>>69237730
how much are you up by
>keko
Pmsl at his lotto shit and betting tactics. Getting old now
It's funny how every tipster becomes "shit" after a few losses. You lot are very fickle.
>>69237821
suck your mum
>>69237821
55% accuracy is what most aim for. Anything over it is a gift.
also
>mahut
what you think lads?
What is Romania's method for staking? Is it just the bigger discrepancy in odds to his model the higher he will stake?
Lads why only in uk betting sites accept paypal deposits and not in eu ?
>>69237895
Probably higher probability + higher EV = higher stake
>>69237895
the kelly criterion
I fell for the Mahut meme
>>69237601
He's been lurking, not sure why he's not posting. Proxy may have been banned
Madison Keys injured, Halep still at good odds
sids topper eachway in the 3pm race chaps its at 12.0 right now
Who else /shakingforresults/ here?
>>69238094
Aye me too
>>69238121
Was just going to post this
>>69238138
I got on Cibulkova after the 2nd set so I was tense the last 40 minutes
>>69238094
>mahut more like mawho
>>69238138
What happens if you fail second year? Know I fucked up
>>69237889
seems quite safe
Is Haleps groan even human
>>69238124
good horse lad?
>>69238121
ON LARGE
>>69238250
got on her to break in the last game, odds were dropping 2fast4me
Doubled it up with Raonic. Just need him to not falter now
>>69237889
>>69238230
I am getting 2.1 odds for under 170.
Does my bookie know something that no one else does?
>>69238343
im not going for it because i cant find past olympic qualifing matches.
>>69238371
Gonna put a cheeky fiver because why not?
>>69238173
same here lid, hoping i don't have to retake the year
Worried about my GF's sister's GCSE results
>>69238392
yep. ive lost a lot of what i earnt this week on the Romanian and mahut game. Still not sure if that Egypt game is a lock
>>69238343
second to last, lend us a fiver lads
>>69238419
Need a just-legal gf
Went large on a Serena & Venus double at evens
v v promising the sisters are
FUCK RAONIC
>>69238656
>the servebabby gets found out
aha
ha
Over 1.5 goals before HT in the Poltava match
>>69238656
you aren't a bad tipster, it's just that have very bad luck
was considering the williams sis double until you got on
Don't bet on tennis lads, it's very dangerous as they are all mental and any little things happened and it's all screwed.
Taking a break from tennis. Venus Williams is the worst quote unquote woman on the planet
>>69238760
Needed this :)
>>69238737
cheers lid
>>69238737
2fast4me
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa she gets double broken what a fucking cunt
>>69238904
>betting on old women
anyone crazy enough to be on nick?
YES VENUS ONE MORE BREAK
>it's another women can't hold their serves episode
tell me what to bet
>>69238969
Elena Vesnina to win Wimbledon slags
Anyone here slept with a black chick? Can't imagine how rough it'd be
>>69238969
3.50 at Ayr, "Let Right be Done" 9/1 (E/W)
>>69239041
slept with a black escort last month, she was quite light skinned and petite though, nice arse
>>69239088
Wew lad
>>69239080
12/1 now
>>69239041
Black women only sleep with black men.
Ask Ameribets
>>69239088
v v degenerate
>>69239080
why? that formline is shite, are you the same guy who tipped that horse coming from a spell with only one run to it's name where if finished 10th/ lower?
>>69239110
thought they were the most thirsty
Need a hassy special like aie
>>69239136
I looked it in the eyes and knew
>>69239137
Only the ones still living in Africa are thirsty
>>69239041
Girl at Kent. She was tight. Good body. Lots of fun. She knew what she liked.
>>69239177
good luck
>>69239180
pmsl
Pretty sure this isn't the real juveguy. Posting style most certainly changed with the trip
>>69239262
Just as shitposty so either way he should be banned
>>69239041
>bestiality
Benteke would be a great signing for Palace, and actually wasn't as bad for Liverpool as your Dad thinks.
>>69239300
>implying i'm not posting tips as well
>>69239336
You're going to have to shout the new trip like before, still not convinced its you
>>69239373
shouts are a special commodity, don't just throw them out
>>69239391
F R A U D
R
A
U
D
gasquet or tsonga?
>>69239336
>implying a handful of shit tips allows you to shitpost as much as you like or even at all
VENUS BREAKS BACK
UAC UAC
>>69239414
Gasquet
>>69239177
They aren't going to try with that horse until the headgear goes back on, don't give up on him yet.
>people didn't get on Venus to win set 1 @6.5
pmsl
>>69239406
NEVER heard someone say that to me before
>missed tomic at 2.20 when pouille got injured and now the price got smashed into 1.36
reeeeeeeee
>>69239552
What kind of injury?
Is it worth just betting he breaks every time?
>>69239585
prob not, but his foot is a bit fucked
VENUS VENUS VENUS OI
>suddenly rain
>>69239538
2798
>>69239685
>playing tennis in rainland
The most annoying thing about Wimbly desu
>>69239470
dat
Tennis bets holding on. Need Betmamba and Romania to take me back +ve
>>69239768
hope your right, i'm on the betmamba one, better not jinx this
Shit odds but over .5 goals before HT in the Malmo game.
>>69239852
on it
>>69239852
35min in, i'm worried lad
should've done meteorology and made millions betting on the weather
on my hands and knees gasping for another goal in polsana v hirnyk
>shot off target
kill me
>>69231200
o4.5 - 1.85 at Unibet
Reminder that Venus Williams is the QUEEN of /bet/
>>69239852
welp
>>69240120
>>69240038
I'm sorry about this one...
>>69240420
>ZERO shots on target
what the fuck
Betmamba FRAUD
if venus loses set 2 im eating rice till the 15th
Is Vindbjart o4.5 the bet???
>TT tipping bubblegum in play stay padding bets
zzz
NEED this next 3 bets to come through
>Tomic
How much did everyone lose in the fraud that is TennisTipster
>>69241039
>20% yield. 65% wins. 50 profit.
Very strange post
>>69241110
How's the accumulator doing lid?
>>69241171
Cheeky cunt.
PGA?
What do you lids think of: giants, mets and ranger @5.44
>my reddit gold expires in 2 days
Fancy Murray so much for this Wimbly.
Anyone part of UAC? Still haven't had my.invite
>>69241737
got booted last week. admin rules with an iron fist
Romania's model is back guys, all is OK
need Tomic, Williams and Gasquet to win
Atlantis bet looks good.... finally....
Williams double comes in
>people doubted it
Anyone know why cash out disappears on netbet?
>>69236680
Been posting my FB for a month though, still no way to get an invite?
>>69242071
Add Jack Nyquist
pmsl @ this meme
>>69242275
delete this.
>>69242309
How so witty of you
>>69242275
Your name is Sonia Salsa Samba or something
>>69242354
No it isn't
ffs Makarova
incandescent with rage
>they still bet on womenz tennis
>>69242617
I will crack this.
>>69242617
THIS.
>>69242617
>they didn't profit massively from Venus' comeback
>>69242647
It's not possible. The less players there are in a sport the more unpredictable it becomes. Add to that the women factor (no concentration, no passion etc.) the random factor becomes to big.
>>69242666
>Taking the obvious bait
>>69242666
>he unironically thinks this is me
https://twitter.com/soham1702
>>69242666
Juve EXPOSED
>>69242714
Nothing is impossible.
>>69242746
Why did you delete the image then?
>>69242818
I never posted it. It was someone else
>internet explorer pinned
>they can't do better than this
>>69242714
*too
>>69242852
19.6% is a seriously good return m8
>>69242852
pmsl
>>69242944
It might be for you. For a Jew like me, that's nothing! Nothing I tell you, oy vey!
>>69242851
Ok. Sure.
>>69242851
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/%2124M4MA2Lqk/
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68923037/#68933280
Why not just fuck off Soonhil? You shit up these threads.
>>69242852
link to paper?
Need 3 more Vindbjart goals
>My Norwegian tips will be in Asia today
Nice
>>69243001
http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/teaching/distinguished-projects/2012/a.madurska%20.pdf
APOLOGISE
>>69242852
19.6 is insanely good
>>69242852
Assuming we're talking mainstream tennis tournaments traded in Asia then 19.6% would be absolutely WORLD and very unlikely to be true. They key part is it says up to so it is probably significantly less which is feasible.
>>69242852
You wont be able to either. I doubt you will make 10%
>>69242984
I dunno, someone stole my trip. That's clearly not posted by me, I've never saved any images, see that filename & you can check my posts. They're all links. If you think a guy living a fairly dece life holidaying in Rome is me then touche
>>69242852
i bet their models said djokovic would beat qurrey :')
go TOMIC
>>69243017
>Viking score in the first fucking minute
FFS. Over 5.5 should be good still from here.
>he didnt spend all morning refreshing twitter and then bet his entire roll on the warriors winning the 2017 nba finals before the odds could change after KD was confirmed
Should I bet on Tsonga lads.
Can the madman do it again?
Romania your bets are looking good my friend, thanks again
NEED Tomic to win and Kyrgios to take a set
>>69243182
What are the odds now?
TORAS ANGEL
Also on Lillestrom 2 if it ever suspends. -1.75 worth a smed.
>>69243037
been shit for me lately
Happy 4th of July cretins.
>>69243029
Kek I just graduated from Imperial, there was another distinguished paper that was much better from 2015 that got about 4% return or something.
Does anyone here know the best betting reddit?
>>69243317
-2.25 good?
>>69243375
Here is your (You)
>>69243365
Anyone listen to the Freakonomics podcast on Takeru Kobayashi?
>>69243373
I'll figure something out. I love tweaking systems.
Wanted to deposit £20 on Koblenz game over 4.5, can't deposit and I've been limited.
It's been 1 fucking day Ladbrokes
>>69243375
r/soccerbetting
>>69243407
No, fucking TorasAngel ruining my lines.
HT/FT is a bet I guess
>>69243373
This one? http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/teaching/distinguished-projects/2015/m.sipko.pdf
ON MY KNEES FOR 2 MORE VINDBJART
>People who unironically use "bankrolled" as a synonym for a med/large
You can always tell they are completely clueless
>>69243504
Yes that's the one. IIRC someone tried to recreate it on reddit's ML subreddit, could google for that if you need source code
TSONGA MEME MAGIC
>>69243602
https://www.reddit.com/r/MachineLearning/comments/3y2ucj/ml_to_predict_tennis_results_in_python/ ?
11111111111111
11111111111111
Need Viking to score a few more soon desu
>>69243650
Yep
>>69243722
https://github.com/JeffSackmann/tennis_Research_Notes, jesus christ
On Over 2.5 FH goals in the Stromsgodset game
>>69243779
POTTERY
>tfw only put $300 on SW @evens
;_;
>>69243779
Consider this voided..
>>69243779
fuck im too slow
TorasAngel so fit
Hass so slow
>>69243779
Both Teams to Score Two or More Goals 1.83
>>69243872
Tears
>Juveguy wants this man as PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIpVBLDky30
>>69243901
#ON
30% of bankroll gone on tennis.
Unbelievable.
>>69243901
GOOD LAD
>>69243982
I lost 40 euros today on Tennis. I'll make it up again though.
>>69243966
Juveguy wants Caroline Lucas as PM la
FFS, connection keeps getting dropped.
>>69243901
Good one, couldn't get on, had to reset my router ; ;
Might actually finish in the positive today after that shit show in the tennis
>>69244034
>worried about losing 40 euros
imagine being this poor
>>69244034
Kyrgios getting embarrassed. CANNOT win a bet pmsl.
Why are Atlantis FC parking the bus? I re-backed everything on over 4.5
>>69244096
complain to live chat and you will get a free bet
>>69244088
Who said I was worried? I made 200 yesterday :), just saying that i'll make it up again. I like results, most Jews do.
>>69244109
fucking annoying, in the same situation
>>69242560
>7:9
.... what. How are they still standing?
>>69244167
nobody cares if you're jewish, stop repeating it you wierdo
>>69244212
Why are you being antisemitic?
>>69244250
fuck off tripfag
>>69243177
>2:0
>almost HT
worry.tga
Godset - Ålesund went ballistic. Every goddamn time after the summer break, every time.
NEED another Tukums goal, went way overboard with the rebacks
>>69244250
We have a thread full of Pakis m8
>>69244319
Don't worry. Once my system is fully working, I'll invite you to my safe, online, synagogue.
>>69244299
They're lacking subs and will tire, should definitely be more in the second half
>>69244319
This, Lieberman please go. Seeing him post makes me physically SICK
>>69244172
Not coming in lad, I'm more anoyed that I only re-backed as they wouldn't let me place a bet on Kblenz which is 5-0 before HT
NEED another goal
>>69244366
I'm concerned about your well-being. I hope we can make a lot of money in the future.
>>69244312
Thanks BASED Tukums
This.Is.So.Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10664301
>>69244339
>Being unable to bet on the sabbath as you can't use anything electronic
I'll pass
PM'ing TorasAngel. Think I'm close to getting her number
>>69244479
Hass stop using proxies to vote for yourself over and over
>>69244523
>being unable to bet ever because gambling is haram
>>69244479
m8....
need another Stromsgodset goal
>>69244400
PENALTY DONT FUCKIN MISS
>People don't realise toras=stackgainer
PMSL @ the state of /bet/ these days,
>>69244523
Our G-d allows us to put aside Jewish law if we can make a nice profit. You're greatly misinformed about Judaism.
Either way, this is not about Judaism, this is about sports prediction; please stay on-topic.
>>69244524
Post caps, refuse to believe ju've ever spoken to a girl desu
>>69244642
Honestly? I cried, I am in tears. I don't have the livestream and was watching on Sofascore waiting for the update. It said "ENDED" and I thought they missed the penalty until I refreshed.
Wife's son asked me why I was crying and I told him that it's because I'm lucky to be married to his mother. I truly am, she's been spending a lot of time with her personal trainer Jamal and it's really been showing. She doesn't want to have sex as she says she wants to reach her goal body before giving me the surprise which is truly sweet of her.
>>69244740
"no"
>>69244740
talking BIG sense here pal
>>69244665
Filtered. What an atrocious gimmick.
>>69244594
>Big_Al literally assuming ALL tipsters are female
terrible form desu
>>69244783
wow what a nice lass, VERY considerate
>12 people have voted for Toras Angel
pmsl, when someone is frauding their GENDER how can you believe them to be anything other than a pseudo?
Worried that google translate is broken
>>69244865
Same. HATE the guy
Back from wageslaving in time to see Kyrgios get REKT by EBAM
Lads, need some advice please. I'm limited on Betfair and Skybet, so I moved to Ladbrokes last night. Deposited £100 to play with before the France game using my PayPal. After the game and numerous others, I was sitting at £450ish so I went to Ladbrokes store this morning to cash out £350 of it and keep the rest to play with.
Took an hour but I finally got my cash as they had to confirm my details. Just had an e-mail from them now stating that I owe them £350 as my deposit was found to be fraudulent. Why? Because I didn't use my middle name when signing up.
Name on Paypal for example John James Smith, name on Ladbrokes; John Smith.
Can they do this to me? My ladbrokes account is now suspended and can't access the £100ish I have on it
>>69244928
Rude
>>69245022
>Can they do this to me?
Literally no. Just keep kicking up a fuss and eventually threaten and execute legal action if necessary and withdraw the other £100.
>>69245022
Complain directly to Ladbrokes and explain to them if you haven't already, they should release the funds and unsuspend your account, that sounds silly. If for some reason they don't contact IBAS.
>>69230720
Hopefully someone got on this, I feel proud I found a real gem of a bet and decided to share it with this thread.
>>69245022
No. Send them ID and proof of address as they ask for and it will get dealt with I'm sure. Kick up a fuss and make phone calls if you need to. Dont send them £350
>>69245153
>>69245131
I've been on the phone with them for an hour now. They claim that PayPal are the ones who started the fraud check but I've spoken to PayPal and they haven't taken any action.
They just hung up on me now and when I called back they stated that they can't discuss my account until the balance has been cleared.
>>69245022
Threaten to complain to IBAS, they won't want that over £100.
>Paypal
That didn't help lad
>>69245022
>It's only been one day
Got a long wait ahead of you pal.
stromsgodet please score im counting on you
>>69245267
Should I send them an e-mail with the thread, or not have it in writing?
Used PayPal because I thought it would be like SkyBet and allow me to access the money in 1 hour. Instead PayPal takes 72 hours with LadBrokes
>>69245214
Bookies always blame the payment service. Say you want to speak to the most senior person you can and threaten IBAS. You dont even "owe" them money at all.
>>69245296
NEED an update
>>69245296
What is the count now? Haven't seen it posted yet today.
>>69245318
Im +1.5 on the other team so fuck you
>>69245267
>>>Paypal
>That didn't help lad
Why would that ever be a problem? I set up paypals for all my accounts, just because with skrill the verification is a bit iffy and with paypal you just need a bank account and ID
>>69245356
>Im +1.5 on the other team so fuck you
rude
44444444
>>69245171
thanks lad
>>69245335
Nothing to update, will email them AGAIN at 250 days.
>>69245348
>It's been 223 days
>>69245382
Bookies don't like, that or Skrill/Netteller flags you up straight away.
Don't know why people don't just use their bank accounts, you normally lose the deposit bonus if you deposit with Paypal/Skrill too,
HELLO? GOALS?
>>69245468
Wait, did they do the same to you? It's only £100 but have I effectively lost it?
>>69245470
>Don't know why people don't just use their bank accounts
Because obviously the name on the bookie account will be different to the bank account
>>69245356
i follow two different tipsters and accidentally went -1.5 on one team and +1.5 on the other
feeling v v stupid
It's another episode of "Park The Bus as I bet on over 6.5 and 7.5!"
>>69244913
Nothing on ya m8, luv ya but this is picking between good and great. you know what i mean?
>>69245576
maybe if i bet on it it will work like last time
>>69245323
no it doesn't. i withdrew money at 4pm yesterday and it was in my paypal account by midnight.
Viking will score another and the floodgates will open r-right
>>69245596
Understood
>>69245576
>a team has scored a few so they surely must keep scoring
Will NEVER understand this logic
>>69245576
>there were lots of goals in the first half, so they will continue to score in the 2nd half
Why do people always do this?
>>69245621
Why is getting your money instantly so important to you?
>>69245576
Im getting Koblenz -1, -1.5 for 1.95 wtf
>>69245677
>Why is getting your money instantly so important to you?
Strange post this
>>69245677
did i say it was? why so cranky, euan?
>>69245690
Watch out, I had the same thing on Unibet but the fine print says (this does not include previous goals).
>team A scores lots of goals in FH
>bettor A gets on
>bettor A is surprised when they stop
Why does this happen?
>>69245715
Why is that?
>>69245716
Well it might not be you but that guy moaning last night about how long it because the withdrawal took more than 1 hour.
NEED another strom goal PLEASE
Need a Kjelsas goal like AIR
>>69245677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGR65RWwzg8
>>69245717
FUCK
>>69245717
nibs
>>69245790
Same.. I'm confident it's gonna happen
Just realised I haven't placed a bet on the Euros today. WTB?
Bye guys, this thread is too cancerous to read anymore.
>>69245848
Wales to qualify
>>69245787
not me lid - didn't post here yesterday. i'm well aware withdrawls are not instant.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11794088/Periods-in-sport-Half-of-athletes-dont-perform-as-well-when-menstruating.html
Who's going to be researching menstrual cycles of tennis stars to get a 1-up on slags games? Think there might be something in this
KJELSAS
J
E
L
S
A
S
No more goals pls
>>69245787
The sooner I get my greasy tenners the sooner I can spend them
>>69245868
don't see any fine print on netbet
please PLEASE
>>69245787
That was me "whining" because I put a withdraw into Paypal for £800 on 1st July at 8pm and still haven't received it.
>euan complaining about anyone whining
>whines about any tipster that is succesful and free
>>69245677
>Why is getting your money instantly so important to you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_preference
>>69245848
Betfair special all 4 teams to score @5
who else on Roa
>take o5.5 in the stromsgodset game
>immediately a goal
o-ok
>>69245677
>Why is getting your money instantly so important to you?
Why would you not want your own money as soon as possible? I get scared when a withdrawal takes longer than it should, feel like they'll withhold the money
stromsgodset <3
>>69245940
Should probably check your account is verified then pal.
>>69245992
Unless you are dealing with a Russian bookie, they cant just steal your money. There are laws and stuff.
>>69245985
so you're why bovada didn't process my bet
>>69245868
All bets on the Asian Handicap in live betting (including 1st/2nd half bets) are settled according to the score line. Any goals prior to the bet being placed are ignored for settlement purposes.
seems a bit contradictory but yeah I'm fucked
>>69245863
See you tomorrow
>>69246075
n-no, I had been on that for awhile
>>69246134
any idea as to they they pulled ml and handi markets in the santos game?
>>69245628
don't stop believing
HASS
1 more
Just one more PLEASE
Floodgates are opened lads.
NEVER IN DOUBT
>>69246204
Never doubted
r-reback over 6.5?
>>69246189
Was wondering the same thing. Not particularly sure.
>>69246110
surely nibs
>>69246110
>/Eurobet/
>>69246134
>45 seconds
Christ and I though Betfair were bad.
>>69246250
I'd leave it.
>>69246110
Unless they get one more goal.
Gonna put a couple on TSUU to score. Surely he's >due
on my knees for 6-1
think ive got a shot with torasangel, liked my post
new thread?
YES KJELSAS YES
UP AND ABSOLUTE FLANGE
unreal how many bets i lost in the 90th minute over the past day
>>69246558
maybe math doesn't work
ok this is some serious bs
>>69246134
Surreal.
STROMSGODSET SURREAL
>>69246558
theres another one
>>69246558
pmsl
Just cashed out of the Aalesund game. I saw the 6th goal go in on the stream and cash out was still available
>>69246704
i am kill
I think I'm up to 6 or 7 bets lost in the 90th minute over the past 24 hours
>>69246750
maybe it's all rigged
>>69246777
trips of truth
>5 minutes added on
>score in 97th min
hope the ref shits himself in his sleep
>you will never go for a pint with Luke Goldberg
Puerto Rico +16.5 in Olympic qualifying basketball here is a few minutes.
NEED Reykjavic to score one
Any bets for tonight lads? Got about £50 that I want to put on something
>>69246945
portugal-wales btts
>>69246852
25 of the Queens finest on this.
Seen a real life jew in the wild today lads, had the skull cap and everything.
Think he was looking for some towers to demolish.
>>69247020
That's not tonight though
>>69247073
do it anyway. odds may shorten.
>>69247256
>>69247256
>>69247256
NEW THREAD LIDS
