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Icelandic heart and soul sub edition
Previous Thread: >>69194453
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F R A N C E
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daily reminder that france -0.5 is a mainstream special
tez edition, had a corker in the works
Who else Iceland @ 9.00 to win in FT?
shit
ugggh
the meme has ended
>>69209416
france is bossing right now, rebacking like a madman
press f to pay respect to iceland
>>69209430
FRANCE SCORED
YES BABY
>>69209255
DIRE edition
THE MEME ISNT OVER BOYS, ICELAND SCORED TWO LAST GAME
>Iceland
Yup. Time to lump it in for France -1.
Iceland +1 from 1-0 down tbqh
Over 2.5 looking good.
Thought I'd gone big on under 1.5 goals in the FH, actually clicked on over 1.5 FH goals.
Sweating over
Pol babbies in tears.
>>69209776
have you been watching the game?
like at all?
france isnt england mate, the meme is dead
Hoping this BTTS works out... It will at least cover my cheeky Iceland bet
RIP MEMES
top jej
MEMES OVER BOYS
Not feeling confident on my bet lads...
HAHA HOLY SHIT 2- 0
rebacking like a spastic
next france goal will pay for my trip to barbados
fourth goal will pay for my new mercedes
>>69210441
What was your best Pochettino-San?
>>69210612
hahaha you serious?
>>69210441
Welcome m8.
>>69210612
1st Iceland goal pays for your wife's sons ribs
Will Iceland over 2.5 corners? I've went large on it, how fucked am I?
>>69210709
draw at half-time senpai
Daily reminder England lost to this """"""team""""".
>>69210612
You think France will score more? Doubtful.
>Overrating Iceland just cause they beat England which is a universally garbage team
Overs looking so comfy.
>tfw Pochettino WILL die in your lifetime.
>>69210892
>A match is only 21 minutes long
i will NEVER win another bet
Who under 10.0 corners here?
Imagine if England were playing France and not Iceland? Pmsl
>almost another meme goal
Why can't teams defend throw ins? pmsl
>>69210961
They're gonna park the bus sooner or later friendo.
>>69209255
19
7
Iceland beating England wasn't meme magic, England are just shit tier
>>69211157
>parking the bus against testosterone drunk black bulls
Doesnt work that way lid
>>69211345
> dutch person obsessed with the idea of cuckolding
lol typical
>>69211157
More likely France will go into energy conservation mode.
>>69211279
England in essence didn't win a single match in the entire tournament.
>>69211462
black seed is the future, your countrymen embraced it first
>>69211546
u wot m8
>>69211546
Wales?
>>69211546
>that post
>that flag
Makes sense
>>69211785
Juve just serve your ban you shit, jani will go full attack mode if you keep evading
>>69211666
>>69211785
Lucky last minute goal fellas, woulda been a draw, Wales the better team by far.
>GuyJuve
>>69211899
Okay but similarly England were deserving of at least one win between Russia and Slovakia
>>69211899
studges goal was class, not luck
>>69211899
>Wales the better team
Thick yank.
>>69211899
Thicker than the bird I smashed last Friday
>>69211884
Kek. Guy Juve is a very good disguise.
>>69212281
>oh look at me I'm such a lad
Pathetic.
>>69212367
Your dick is drier than your nans haunted vagina
>>69212441
pmsl
>Ponte Preta
even worse
>Corinthians
EUAN SHAKING
Just realized I got on France & BTTS instead of France & o2.5
zzzzzz
time to get on u4.5
PAYETTTTTTTTT
>>69212577
Tbf Corinthians usually score a meme goal around the 88' to win
So glad I didn't bet on meme magic.
pmsl.
WHO HERE OVER 2.5?
THE GREASEMAN
>england unironically lost to this
Griezmann SO SO handsome
>>69211964
J E R S E Y
E
R
S
E
Y
Daily reminder that England lost to Iceland
>>69212871
Welp
>BTTS will never happen
FUCK NO MINUTES OF INJURY TIME GOD DAMNIT I AM GETTING KILLED TONIGHT
>>69212281
>>69212046
Keep crying. Wales didn't lose to a bunch of plumbers, meanwhile France running a train on them.
Dat 4x france next goal money ooooooh baby. Time to get drunk boys.
skybet had 12/1 payet to score outside the box
also had 12/1 for griezmann, pogba and payet to score
FUCK SAKE
>>69212871
Tears buddy!
>>69213182
yes
>>69212871
>HASS WILL NEVER HAVE A CHARGED PHONE IN OUR LIFETIMES
French lads absolutely killing it.
The real joke here is England.
>>69213813
>land of the free
Haven't made a penny from this mainstream special. Kind of frustrating tbqh.
>>69211157
hi friend, I'm guessing you weren't on over 3.5/4.5 then?
tempted by under 5.5
£17 on griezman top goalscorer @10
Fuck, Iceland is so shit lads
They didn't even make a decent foul for a whole first half
>>69212871
>no % for how much battery you have left
disgusting
Don't make any Giroud bets. On yellow, likely to come off early.
>not even favourites for outright
reminder that Germany will have a ton of players missing for their match against France and only other competition is Poortugal and Whales
>>69214123
where
Alright /bet/, where do you set the spread for France - Germany?
I'm up £40 right now. Thinking of putting it on France next goal before 70:00 @2. This is the best bet right now, correct?
>that goal in the Ayachuco game
Might just bail me out. They've looked like shit in the second half
>>69214778
0.0
>>69214778
France favorite
On brovada will prolly be france -115
> These nigras dont cash checks from gambling
I wonder why his wife has backache?
>>69214974
what the fuck is going on in that game?
>>69213813
>obsession
>>69215074
Garcilaso have been the better team in the second half. Ayachuco scored a fluke equalizer from near the corner flag. Both teams just picked up a red for a second yellow to two players
Doing o4.5
how many more goals in france v iceland do you predict?
>>69214778
Germany -120
France +100
Over 2.5 @2.25
Under 2.5 @1.6
Iceland players looking depressed as fuck, France gonna score at least one
>>69215167
hadn't even seen the 2nd red card, what a mess today
Anyone think Iceland could get a consolation goal or two? Surely they'll take their foot off the pedal now.
>>69214778
Opens as each team SW @2.63, draw @3.2
>>69215130
>Dentistry
>>69215167
Thank god for that equaliser, accidentally put £100 and not £10 on DNB
>>69215354
Iceland won't score, France might get one more
>>69215354
Lad if you aint made yo money off this game already
Do something else
>>69215413
silly if you think British teeth on average isn't better than merikkka
>>69215420
;_;
>>69215420
>£100
Stop begging for money
>>69215715
Right, who was the one that recommended this game? If it weren't for France then the wife's son would be swinging by the chandelier by the time the wife gets back from her late PT meeting with her trainer Jamal
>>69215052
>bovada
Absolute joke sports book. I got on the Trailblazers to win the series @1.8 the second Chris Paul left game 4. They canceled my bet later that night after Chris Paul was ruled out of the series.
Shit tier odds that they just rope in casuals with.
>>69215671
They aren't.
>>69215787
That would be me. Can't win them all. Besides, the winner was an absolute blooter
>on o9 corners
>French literally shooting from anywhere
>>69215897
You owe me a fiver lid
>>69216036
You owe me £50
>>69216036
You owe me £50.
>>69215354
Hope so
>>69216036
You owe me £61.20
>>69216070
>>69216103
I'm not JuveGuy though, I'm JuyGuve; can you not read?
Need one more goal France
>>69215877
The odds are fucked but it is wat it is bruv
Win or lose is 50/50
Make bad bets get cucked
>>69215887
NHS vs dental insurance, you have more poverty
Is Murray 3-0 THE bet tomorrow?
Fuck you Iceland.
BTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ffs Iceland
COULD IT BE?
>>69216304
Depends if Memeyrios decides to turn up
PMSL had money on france to score 5th
>>69216243
[citation needed]
That goal made bookies a lot of money
THE GAME THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
>>69216640
Cheers Nick!
Oh NOW you score you french scum
I really should stop live betting
can't win
7-1 is a foot.
>>69216237
Long term winning is more about the odds than betting on results though. Kinda glad they have such shitty odds, I'm a much better poker player than sports better. They're saving me money.
One more goal from France and I could give everyone the £50 that Juveguy promised
>>69216304
Absolutely not, thought you were an expert desu
>>69212898
>half an hour early
zzzzzzzzzz
>Ponte Preta and Corinthians score almost at the same time
Had way too much on each + a double, UAC
>>69216997
An expert in chin testing. Yes.
>>69212871
>those stakes
Pmsl why bother?
why do i always bet on memes like iceland?
heart over head, every time
MORE CORNERS
I HAVE BTTS AND 6+ CORNERS EACH FFS
>>69215354
so SO close
>>69217316
post yours senpai
Santos second goal @2.1 worth a punt
ACD Portigur should cover the handicap, would take -2 for a smed/medium
>>69217512
Bit late pal
>>69217450
I don't have any bets on but I've posted my stakes plenty of times, thought Hass was meant to be some super shrewdie the way people suck his dick on here but he's just another penny punter pmsl. This place is beyond pathetic.
>>69217512
>>69217576
>posted just as they score
Consider this deleted.
Will Ponte Preta score again lads?
erra's management walked out, they're missing several important players and the club is in crisis here. They lost in the last h2h even with Portigur down to 10.
>>69217578
>penny punter
Why would I have anything other pennies on correctly priced shite?
>>69217578
who else /salty/
>>69217578
Out of curiosity, where is the line between penny punter and decent staker?
I have under 7 corners.
And then 2 minutes later Iceland get 2 corners.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I HAVE 20 MINUTES OF STRESS AHEAD. I HAVE £63 STAKED ON THIS FAMILY.
>>69217578
Hass is a pseudo, but he admits it at least. Better than some lid comping to /bet/ and claiming to be some millionaire staker without posting his slip
/comfy/ on u10.5 corners
>>69217971
FUCK HELL WHILE I TYPED THAT IT WENT UP TO 5 CORNERS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT TAKE THIS STRESS
>>69217971
careful, not sure if that's an adequate stake or not in this pro gambling high rollers thread with no proof ever
NEED a Sao Paulo goal
>>69210612
>>69210774
>>69210788
>>69210892
what mercedes model should I get lads?
>>69215877
I remember there was a whole thread on that on sbrforum. Check it out I think they resolved it
>>69218166
S65 AMG
>>69218166
you can have my model c 1988 for a fiver
>>69217683
Why lie? £50 is literally your med
>>69141213
>>69141326
>>69218055
I had under 10 for a return of 65. I cashed out at 63 and stuck the whole 63 on Under 7.
I feel regret right now.
>>69216856
We can poker later
Name the table
Ill be there
Bbqing rn
Not even watching frenchrape game anymore
I lumped on france fh
Literally on my hands and knees for another Iceland yellow card
> ameribets tipped iceland
so so so muggy
>>69218153
No you dont famalam
>>69218314
EXPOSED, such a fraud
>>69218377
;) tbf I had o2.5 too, so it was a wash.
>>69218166
>buying a new car
LITERALLY the worst investment you can make. Starts depreciating in value the minute you leave the lot
>>69218314
I spread the stake silly.
>>69218411
Need either that or 2 Chapecoense ones
Imagine showing off about how much of your disability benefits you stake.
>wake up
>bet this
wat do?
>>69218505
Haha ok sure, whatever you say
>>69218494
>things that betas who can't drive say
>see suspended on Betfair
>get hopes up
>someone got a yellow card
Every time lads
>>69218567
This desu, and who stakes on only one book?
>>69218096
Dunno why you're sweating lid
Up so so much on Corinthians
>>69218618
>projecting
Just stating facts lad
>>69218684
is that your """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""investment""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" money? or are you a fraud and not really a juvelad
>>69218567
>things penny punters who are insecure about their stake size say
I think I need to stop betting on Brazilian meme leagues
Going to be strangling my wife's son unless Sao Paulo can pull their heads out of their asses
>>69218596
bror. vad fan gör du
post proof that you've ever staked more than £50 on anything
>>69218790
Corinthians was THE Brazil bet today though
>>69218684
May Kek be with you
>>69218596
how much is that in real money?
>>69218784
I'm very well hung thank you very much.
>>69218774
Can you not read lid? I'm not Juveguy
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>69219003
divide by 10
>>69218840
Started off on a 27 bet at the start of this match. Managed to make my way up to 63.
>>69219015
NEW
ACCA
WHEN
>>69215354
Absolutely surreal.
I have been unacceptably wrong about this game
>>69219061
When I get home lid. Round 12.
Was sweating on that goal before I realised I had France at -1 and over 6.5 goals
>>69218840
I'm assuming you meant to quote me?
Okay, Raufoss today was definitely worth a medium. Dunno why how big my stakes are mean anything past a certain point, fact is I'm a better gambler than you.
>>69219050
How do I join UAC?
>>69219051
SHAKING
Ohhhh myyyyyyy gooodneeeeeesssss. Ahhhhhhhh I can't believe that happened
>>69215354
Standing up and applauding my fellow American
>>69217971
pmsl
Learn from this.
>>69219051
LAD
>>69219395
I AM CRUSHED
I COULD OF CASHED OUT FOR PROFIT TOO BUT I GOT GREEDY.
Still comfyAF on u10.5 corners
>>69219172
12am?
Wtf? Do you work the night shift?
>>69215354
And I'll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
>>69219050
>>69219290
This.
>>69219460
>>69219465
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST LOST 77 QUID
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69219501
>tfw faded this while desperately chasing
RIP in peace 7 corner guy
BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE YOU CUNT!
>>69219290
>>69219647
You have to get invited. Just pop your Facebook up for a minute and someone will be in touch.
>inb4 muh sekret klub
>>69219745
Fuck off.
>>69215354
Gib loan plox
Atletico Mineiro?
poor gignac he didn't score ...
>>69218684
How did you get this much money? did everyone send you a fiver?
>>69219812
I messaged them on facebook but got no reply.
>>69219745
>losing a bet cause of a last minute corner
Wew
>>69219817
FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE KEK
DON'T FUCK WITH ME RIGHT NOW I AM ON THE EDGE
GO WITHDRAW YOUR DISABILITY BENEFIT AND BUY YOURSELF A PIZZA YOU FAT KEKOLD
I used to be a big boy
couldn't handle the stress
>>69219812
/steve.steveington.90
>>69219812
Why would you stake a fix on WH at 1.15 odds pmsl. Such a mong.
>>69220078
He's winning bets, unlike you lid
>>69219569
>Implying I'm at work
>>69219812
What does uac stand for? I can't find them.
>tfw joking with sliders and say "haha 5-2 is 350 to 1"
>>69220235
Uruguayan anti corruption group
>>69220169
Except I also win bets. Also, you must be new.
>>69220177
Then where the hell are you lid?
>>69220235
unicorns are cool
>>69220305
>>69220329
real response only pls
>>69220078
C L U E L E S S
>>69220324
Visiting my mum lid.
>>69220423
Underage Asians corr
I had £30 on over 2.5 at the start.
Then added £5 on over 6.5 at half-time.
I'm putting the winnings on Germany.
Fuck you Sao Paulo
https://tipstertube.com/post/73173
>>69220423
Up and Comfy
>>69220235
Underwear are crappy. It's what you say when you're sweating out your bet
>>69220235
surely nibs
I just wanna make money senpaitachi. :(
>>69220525
Seething.
>>69220054
>>69219812
Waiting for my message
I'm buying an Iceland jersey.
Thought it was gone after the Lloris save.
To think I started with 500 dollars two weeks ago having to make 2000 for bills OR ELSE.
Germany are going to be slight favs vs host nation in a semi-final when probably would've been slight dogs pre-tourn for 2nd tourn in a row.
>>69220879
Nice bankroll management
>>69220879
next bet??
>>69220682
I ain't in charge of admin m8
>>69220525
>Only 200
Would've expected 400 maybe even 500
>>69220879
noob here, what does this mean
>>69220879
Paypal me $250 la'
>>69221054
I built 500 to 5000 during Wimbledon Qualifying, took my 2000 out, then built it to 8000 through Wimbledon again, and now this. Not that suicidal.
Can't find Tulse Rougnecks game tonight on Unibet or Ladbrokes, has anyone got it elsewhere?
>>69221230
>BetVictor 5:2
151.00
>bet365 5:2
126.00
>Paddy Power 5:2
126.00
>Betfair 5:2
101.00
>Unibet 5:2
81.00
>10Bet 5:2
67.00
>>69221410
That is ridiculous, especially those offering 100 or less
>>69221410
absolutely sickening.
>>69221410
bookies SUCH jews
Joining my unis volleyball team. Cheerleading too.
>>69217316
>what is fun
>>69221547
Whats your bankroll?
>>69220525
And yet he's still behind me. Just shows how flawed the competition is desu
>>69221726
Its not updated yet you pleb
>>69221713
Just under a fiver.
>>69221726
He's going to be at 2000 and something, so he'll be 2nd. Don't get how 5-2 has worse odds than 3-3
>>69221775
Oh yeah of course pmsl
>>69221833
zzzzzzzzzz
Alright lids. New TT bio. Pick a famous quote in history.
>>69222044
“Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.”
On my hands and knees for another Potigur goal desu
Reminder to go huge on Wales.
>>69222044
Yesterday I was lying, today I'm telling the truth
>>69222044
>ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country
:^)
>>69222044
>Gambling's a mug's game.
Just got my UAC tipping response. SHAKING with excitement over the potential profits
>>69222044
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
>>69222240
How do you join?
>>69222044
Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
Every work of art is an uncommitted crime.
Very nice responses. Love Pocchetino's reply and the those who want to live quote.
>>69222240
PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO FIND THEM
I LITERALLY CANNOT FIND THEM ON FACEBOOK
>>69222399
Because it's a private group, just post your FB here
>>69222524
STOP FUCKING MEMEING
I JUST WANT TO KNOW
WHY DO PEOPLE HERE EVEN POST BETS IF NOT TO HELP EACH OTHER GAIN MONEY?
WHY THEN DO YOU MUG ME ABOUT WHEN I ASK HOW TO FIND A SIMPLE TIPPING GROUP?
ITT right now: Trolls trolling trolls
>Penalty 3 minutes after KO
zzzz Couldn't even get my stake on
>>69222319
>>69222399
It was a Ross Greig who added me so just try messaging him
>>69222654
R O S S Y B O Y
O
S
S
Y
B
O
Y
>>69222642
WHY are you so incapable? do you stake 6 figures and it takes time to get bets on?
>>69222044
People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.
>>69222654
Cheers m80
>>69222575
You need to post a link to your FB to get an invite
>>69222642
Tears. Love this gimmick.
>>69222524
/probablynotacop
Why does Euan come off as such a cunt? Every post he makes is attacking or insulting someone.
>>69222654
>gives me a random name that literally thousands of people will have
>>69222708
It's my favourite gimmick desu
>>69222796
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>69222839
>/b/
Fuck off back there
>>69222839
English please
>>69222796
The first one that pops up is a Ross Greig that says he's a professional gambler not that hard to work out
Been waiting for this Potiguar match all day and it's going to end up being another refund.
Gambling simply not profitable anymore.
>>69222839
>/b/
>>69222897
Its pretty obvious from context that it is €500 on Iceland to win.
Dunno why anyone would make that bet then complain about it online though.
If 500 is a lot to him then it was a fucking dumb bet, if 500 is not a lot to him then why make a big deal out of it?
>>69222111
WON me over lid but can not promoter Nazi ideology.
>>69222328
Winner
>>69222708
>WHY are you so incapable?
Would be a rich man if I knew that
>>69223031
Don't let /pol/ know you just endorsed cultural marxism (that's not what they think it is anyway)
>>69223031
Wow, fuck you lid, Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>69222575
Message Soham Sinha, he's the admin of the group and he'll send you an invite. Just mention the word Juveguy so he knows you're from here
>>69223068
Every time
Does Steve Bratt have a life?
>>69223242
Tears.
>>69222575
Download tipstertube. Follow Juveguy. Quit your job.
CANNOT wait for the start of the new season so we can tip Juventus' C team on TT again
>>69223250
Glad someone appreciated it
>>69223346
>>>69223242
>Tears.
Don't think you know what that means lad
>>69223448
B-but I'm crying
>>69223448
You're just showing us how new you are friend
>>69223445
What a fucking mong.
>>69223518
I'm not that guy he's replying to you silly mong
>>69223554
I'm talking about you lid
Spotted a lizard in Ecuador.
This Barcelona - Catolica game going to have at least 7 goals in it.
HAPPENING
Even got it for cheaper because they said there won't be as many tips but this is still decent
>>69223627
No it isn't
>>69223652
How did you get in contact with them? I posted my FB but didn't get a message
>>69223652
>>69223705
Please have sex you strange little man.
>>69223652
Just discovered the archive lid?
>>69223722
odd post this
Barcelona Guayaquil game Over 4.5 FH goals for an addict bet
>>69223701
We shall see.
Post your bankrolls, lads.
>>69223627
@2.62 lad
seems world
>>69223919
£0 if >>69223627 doesnt win.
Test
test
>>69224114
pmsl
Tomorrow's skedge looks ______
testing
Some very peculiar people posting recently.
>bettor X tips game Y
>bettor Z gets on game Y
>game Y loses
>bettor Z gets blamed
Why does this happen?
Need to cut me toenails and can't find the nail scissors lads
Also why is river monsters a tip top comfy show?
>>69224281
Because you're a terrible tipster
juveguy(s) ruined /bet/.
Discuss.
>>69223765
odd post this
>>69224359
he arrived long after the death of /bet/
>bettor X tips game Y
>bettor Y tells his mates about it
>bettor X threatens to public reveal all his private information
Why does this happen?
>>69224359
Euan going paid ruined /bet/
NEED jani to clean house
>>69224359
/bet/ ruined /bet/
Ann Arbor should win this according to my model, rball has evened up too now.
>>69224509
slimy little brown man
>janitor shouts where's juveguy
>crowd rises
>"i'm juveguy"
>"no, i'm juveguy"
>etc.
>>69224509
Which Persol's are you buying lid?
>>69224547
Nah, just reporting your every post for ban evasion instead. You had your chance, I'm juveguy now
>>69224547
>would the real juveguy please stand up?
:^)
>>69224547
>pushing Euan's buttons like this
Be ready for the storm pal
>>69224576
714's lid
/bet/ IS juveguy
Alright lids. Need a new pair of kicks. Recommend some. Would prefer something smart/casual. Trainers will be banned.
>start my spreadsheet back up about a week ago
>this is what it looks like
Real fucking neato. Let's see your spreadsheets everyone
NEED 5 more Barcelona goals
>>69224824
looks like the twin tower's altitude chart with 20 quid the peak for me pmsl
>>69224820
brown loafers and rolled up jeans is THE look of the summer
>>69224820
POST
NEW
ACCA
>>69224824
>>69224920
zzzzzzzzzzzz no scale
>>69224876
>>/Reddit/
>>69224820
Got pic related in the post
>>69224958
plus he's flipped it, should be going down and not up
>>69224958
Sorry. Each line is £10
>>69225038
£80 up
nice
>>69224831
>he wasn't on under 7.5
Pmsl
Bought palladium after brexit and currently up 60 points
Should I close now or get greedy?
>>69224876
Strange man
>>69224896
Researching as we speak
>>69224970
Dece but thinking getting some boat shoes or new desert boots.
>>69225259
>boat shoes
>desert boots
is it 2013 again?
>>69224820
Buy a pair of hurraches and grow a ket wig
>>69225280
>He doesn't have a pair of worn out blue desert boots
>>69225284
Got some Adidas flux lid
>>69225301
Flux are decent, them tubular runners ain't bad. Takes some getting used to if you drive in them with the strip of sole missing in the middle.
>>69209255
I'm not in Tennis but from what i saw and what they say about this guy on tv, it's just an average player to not be rude.
o5.5 @1.83????
Shaking for two more goals
So is tennis tipster a wizard? How did tsonga win?
How's the accy of yours going by the way
>>69225365
Would love a pair of NMD primeknits but I'm not paying a greasy teenage hypebeast twice retail for them.
AFC Arbor just been SMACKED. Feels good to be on the smart money
>>69225504
It might have been PGA. Hard to call that smart money pmsl
>>69206153
fuck
>>69225408
me too lid
>>69225560
It wasn't
>>69225394
Yeah he's shite but he won me a big bet.
>>69225494
One left on yesterday's acca. Mahut.
New one posted just now.
>>69225591
had a mare
>>69225591
How'd they do?
>>69225591
ffs
>>69225631
>big bet
You had a greasy fiver on at most
SWEATING FOR ONE MORE GOAL AT LEAST
B A R C E L O N A
Surreal
>>69225631
ur a gud lad ;)
praying for 1 more Ecuadorian goal
>>69225682
/BET/MAGIC STRIKES AGAIN
Put all my winnings on this game lads, need 1 more goal and I can finally stop sweating
>>69225700
YESSSSSS
>>69225669
The fact that you reply to all my posts with such stupid stuff shows I'm in your head. Your mum's a fat cow and you're a nonce
>>69225701
It's fine lid. Just can't wait till this slam is over so there's less pressure for tips everyday.
>>69224920
S C A L E
o6.5 is IN
>>69225631
>tomic
I really can never trust tomic to not the shit the bed after years of watching him let down aussie tennis.
>Barcelona concede as I want to cash out my -0.5
>>69223701
Hope you faded me fampai.
>>69224015
oh look, wrong again
Is Murray@2 free money.
Surely nobody else can win it?
>>69225793
He's a good boy. Been doing well for me recently.
ACTUAL SCENES IN MY HOUSE RIGHT, NEIGHBOURS HAVE CALLED THE POLICE DUE TO ME FURIOUSLY MASTERBATING OUT MY WINDOW
>>69225762
>only one anon replies to you
Ok pal pmsl
ANN ARBOR
PGA SO SHREWD
6-0 confirmed for most dangerous lead
>>69224824
>>69224920
Don't @ me
LARGE on Kyrgios - Murray Over 3.5 Sets @ 1.72
Also mediums on:
Halep @ 2.1
Radwanska @ 1.61
Federer - Johnson Under 3.5 Sets @ 2
>>69225861
Fug forgot to get on, got distracted by Barcelona
>>69225838
I know it's you mate. Stop this. It's very bitter.
Good game that was.
Santa Fe goal WHEN?
>>69225901
just thrown up
Sporting Kansas are playing Columbus right now.
Need a Derfell tip like AIR
>>69225769
Already said each line is £10
>>69225801
???
>>69225901
Vile.
>build up a healthy balance on account through shrewd bettings
>always fuck it up by blowing it on a chance to double my money
WILL get there eventually lads
Is Ameribets around?
Serena @2.2 bookies giving out free cash.
>>69226005
What's up?
>>69226001
What's the issue with my graph?
>>69225990
U2.5 is Romanias tip
>>69226070
How comes my bioavailable test is so high compared to free and total? I know that bio is more accurate, but it still seems off to me. My SHBG is low too.
I'm only 20
>>69226063
She's been on choking form this entire year.
>>69226063
where?
>>69225990
Over 2.5
>>69226003
Been me this lad, the good bets I do place I never stake enough
>>69226109
>2 finals
Choking. Okay pal.
>>69226110
Bet365 is @2.2
>>69226129
All of which she's lost but okay buddy
>>69226105
Might be because you have higher levels of SHBG. Or maybe your SHBG gene has a mutation that causes it to have a higher affinity for testosterone. Those would be my guesses
Half yearly update: How many "Medium" stakes are you up/down for the year?
Something a bit different. A half yearly track of how we're all doing. Don't like it to be based on profit as we're all on the same journey and some have joined at various stages. We will quantify it in terms of medium stakes. It is what a medium means to you, i.e. your most "Average" or "Normal" stake, whether that is £10 or £10,000. A total since January 1st. Be honest, nobody in here is judging you.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10659099
>>69226105
Looks like some piss poor blood here pal.
bankrolling this double tbqh
Wimbledon 2016 (Men)
Andy Murray - Outright Winner
Wimbledon 2016 (Women)
Serena Williams - Outright Winner
>>69226105
According to these results you're a homosexual who puts his willy into car exhausts
>AFC
NEED to know Hass' address so I can ambush and strangle him
>>69226105
Why do you care about your testosterone levels anyhow?
>>69226105
I think some labs just calculate bioavailable testosterone from your SHBG and total testosterone so it might not be all that accurate. I think anyway, not sure.
On Sporting Kansas City -0.25
starting to create a few chances
>>69226324
pmsl
>>69226324
pmsl
>>69226324
pmsl
>>69226324
pmsl
>>69226324
pmsl
>>69226275
S-sorry. I think I jinxed it.
Did you get -0.25 or did the line jump to -0.5?
>>69226352
>>69226354
>>69226358
>that pmsl hivemind
Well done boys
PLEASE NO
>>69226324
Over 2.5 is the bet, maybe even BTTS as well, last game was 2-2 and the one before that was 3-2
>>69226115
>>69226245
Free money lid. Murray is on fire atm. Playing so well. Serena will crush these pesky slags too.
>>69226148
This is grass pal
I want a smed on Santa Fe @3
Detroit surreal desu
>>69226428
Bookies hate him. Shrewdies in Asia have discovered a revolutionary new shortcut to beating the bookies. Try this www.soccerway.com
>>69222654
You in Elite too bro?
My model throwing up some v v interesting probabilities atm
>>69226483
But I use SofaScore...
Work in the morning.
Meeting a Lebanese bird after. Hoping to steal a cherry from her.
>>69226394
It was -0.5, but I also cashed out some of it after they got the lead, so I think I'm more or less breaking even
Thanks France :), couldn't have woken up to a better result.
Romania so shrewd, think he was on the Chico + handi. Ignored the tip and lumped some on Santa Fe..
>>69226569
11111111111
insane.
>>69226569
Aye +1.25 should of lumped sf myself
>>69226473
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Who /SKC DC/ here?
>>69226568
Dat
>>69226672
Going paid lids
>>69226704
Fag
>>69226704
Very very strange
>>69226063
Thoughts on Murray@2?
>>69226704
>being gay is so so so +ev
>
>you get laid 50x more on grindr
Can believe this.
>>69226692
when?
>>69226704
Haram.
>>69226728
Waiting to see how Federer plays against decent opposition
>>69226734
>Encouraging sins
>>69226741
Joking lad. I'll be free forever, unless I desperately need cash.
>>69226756
Made some money last night. What do you reckon for today?
>>69226704
PrEP still isn't 100% safe lad
>>69226783
Yes to all. Have a feeling you're gonna sweat over Nishikori and Gasquet.
>>69226756
thank the lord
>>69226804
I'm not the person that sweats much. I started off with 5 Euros 2 days ago, already on 140 now.
>>69226826
Stats looking so much better than yesterday. Might just tip lotto shite for Wimbly.
>>69226830
As in it'll be close in those matches. Good job though. Now teach Juve.
>romania told me to bet on kansas city
Never listening to him again.
How reliable are American Soccer matches?
>>69226952
BTTS and o2.5 come in more often than not
>>69226971
Okay, threw in a cheeky 20.
JUST REMEMBERED LADS ITS MY UNIS RESULTS DAY
Wish me luck ._.
>>69226783
copying this
>>69226999
have sex
>>69226852
Need some tips for tomorrow and a cheeky accumulator please
>>69227026
Follow me on TT lid. Don't post everything here ya know.
>>69226999
Got my results. Passed everything. Percentage results and such on the 7th.
Bad luck lid ;) you didn't specify
>>69226997
>says he wants to take a scientific approach to betting
>posts muggy as fuck bets with no real reasoning behind them
ebin
>>69227070
Haven't started yet, haha. Merely trying to gain some 'fuck you' money for later testing.
>>69227066
Also, threw in a cheeky 20 on some women.
How is this Wolf guy paid? Genuinely wondering.
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>>69227113
You'll lose money on accumulators lad
>>69226669
111111111111
>>69227155
>4 minutes before penalty is scored
How?!
>>69227185
I won't use that approach forever, I've been doing well. My goal is to have 200 for testing. Either from my own pocket or gains.
I will be a happy man if there are no more goals
>>69227299
kansas are the better team, playing at home and are a man up.
>>69227299
Bon voyage to that idea friend
>>69227299
told you mate, there will be another
ROMANIA NO
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them (BD = Black Disciple and Lamron = Normal backwards (South Normal Blvd))
He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain’t know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Chief Keef ain’t no hitta
Chief Keef ain’t this
Chief Keef a fake
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Y'all don’t live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when!
Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef
I’m fucking beating they ass!
I’m not fucking playing no more
You know those niggas roll with Lil' Reese and them
Anyone getting on -0.5?
Why are they singing Vindaloo lol?
Romania so so shrewd
Night lids
Why shouldnt I just spread 10k around bookies and follow Romania's bets and be up insane within a year?
Dont even need a job.
>>69227590
Good question. That being said, I think this Once Caldas game ends in a draw
>cash out; team i bet on goes on to turn it around and win
>don't cash out; team i bet on lose horribly
This happens literally every time.
What the fuck. Is this some Jew bookie secret?
>>69227656
NEVER CASH OUT
Fuck, wish I hadn't dumped everything on over 3.5 now
>>69227656
cashing out is -ev
>>69227702
But then:
>don't cash out; team i bet on lose horribly
>>69227590
Romania's model took a very heavy beating last night. I think the accuracy was 40%?
>>69227656
cashing out if for people with low test
>>69227713
Why? It won
>>69227713
Thank you allah for proving me wrong, I knew I could jinx it
>>69227736
Variance lad.
>>69225901
why does your graph have a penis?
>>69227734
Just pretend the cash out option doesn't, and believe that your gut instinct for the bet was correct. Unless you make shite bets this works fine, no point in trying to be a master cash outer if you aren't one.
>>69227856
But I do make a lot of shite bets.
And I'm scared of losing. :(
>>69227895
Follow better tipsters then. Or research more keenly.
>>69227906
I've been following TT and Romania mostly.
How long does it take Ladbrokes to send money through PayPal? Been waiting 17 hours now
>>69227926
days
anyone betting on Romania's k league games?
>>69227947
I am. Why?
>>69227941
You're kidding me right? Skybet send the money within 1 hour, Betfair do it within 12. Days? Fucking days?!
>>69227947
Waiting to see if Juveguy gets on. If he does, then no
>>69227947
where do they post tips?
>>69227991
Could you explain who is this juveguy dude?
I've never seen anyone this clueless. Has a negative yield. Always asking for money. What's his problem?
Begging the Romanian to back test his model AT LEAST a season (preferably 3) in every league he tips and link a detailed breakdown of the results by league, bet type, and odds.
>>69228025
Why dont you pay him to do it? Why should he work for you for free? You greasy little man.
>>69228012
Part of me thinks some of the stuff he does/says is an act, but I'm not sure. I think his issue is that his ability to manage his bankroll is on par with that of an NBA player
>>69228012
Getting a constant negative yield is about as hard as getting a constant positive yield, especially if you are not randomly tipping shit.
How much would you lads pay for Romania's model?
£5k here
>>69228012
a few months ago he came in here as anon wanting to turnover his £300(?) so he could withdraw it again.
I told him to bet on juve as a joke, he didnt even look at the lineup, and they lost to the bottom or second bottom team in the league.
>>69228040
Because I would gain nothing from paying him. If he does what I said, and proves his model is profitable, he would be worth more than anything I would be able to pay him.
>>69228073
would get down on my hands and knees for his model
>>69228052
>>69228054
>>69228075
Glad he uses a trip then
>>69228085
Is it true that you're the janitor who bans people for tinderposting?
I want my gf to peg me lads. How do I get her into this?
>>69227926
384 days
>>69228132
Jans aren't allowed to say they are jans unless they want to be stripped of their position. Moot made that a rule before he left iirc.
>>69228085
Sounds more like you want to be the centre of attention as always and can't stand anyone who is winning. You attack anyone who offers tips in these threads, insult them and most probably report them as well.
Afraid that people might flock to him as he's free? Cunt?
>>69228166
THIS. Euan such a dull little man since going paid.
>>69228166
I dont think you understand how betting really works. I think you are worth less than £500, all in. I think you need to get less upset over things you dont understand.
>>69228218
pmsl nibs
>>69228132
his gimmick has gone stale in the past few weeks, can't say that TT is any better though at least he provides good tips every so often.
>>69228148
next time she's giving you a bj encourage her to stick a thumb up your arse, it'll snowball from there.
pls don't be mean to each other
>>69228218
Keep crying kid, there's someone who is profitable and free and you're pissy. Why should he post his model fro you? Why don't you post your model then?
You really need to understand that you're not as amazing as you think you are, wouldn't be surprised if you were some overweight guy either.
>>69228235
where are the urgay BBall tips lid?
>>69227117
Decent odds.
>It's an anon baits Euan for no purpose episode
Not a fan of these. Shooting fish in a barrel only leads to the shitposting dribbling out the bottom and all over everyone else.
>>69228260
lines will be up tomorrow
some teams changed their foreigners so maybe there will be value
>>69228282
It's monday. I love the shitposting to start the week.
>>69228282
watching Euan got riled up every time is pretty funny though
>>69228302
>it's monday
What's the future like?
>>69228282
>>69228302
If only it was shitposting, these threads are always fun until the cunt starts posting in them. Any time someone posts a tip he has to weigh in on how shit the tip is, how amazing he is and how he's up numbers.
Can't stand the lid, wish the filter would actually fucking work on him.
Back on topic though, up on the MLS games, anyone got anything on the Korean games tomorrow? Thinking over 2.5 on the police one
>>69228341
Not good. Wish it was still Sunday.
>>69228251
Please have sex. And I am as amazing as I think I am.
>>69228342
Oh its you. Please trip back up, Euan may well be annoying but you're 10 times worse and I'd love to filter you.
>>69228375
who is it??
>>69228361
B-but monday is a national holiday
>>69228375
>trip up
Who?
>>69228362
You have 31% yield, Romania has 91.93% yield and is free. I can see why you're pissy, gonna lose that £10 a month and have to rely on mommy to buy your tendies?
>>69228382
>>69228405
Probably Derfel. Euan has been pissing on his soccerway tips. I like the guy tho.
>>69228400
God bless America. I am going to Commiefornia in October. Hope I have enough money for a good time in LV.
these threads are called /bet/ but really all you ever do is pull each others hair and post slips after they win like a bragging contest.
nobody here actually discuss sport so we can all profit together?
>>69228432
I posted >>69228342 this and I've never tripped here, I just genuinely think Euan is a cunt and ruins these threads. He's nowhere near the best tipster on TT or even these threads, yet shits on everyone.
Lad can't even get laid.
>>69228445
Give me a ring when you get here if you need a place to stay in Las Vegas
>>69228446
here are some steps to help you profit
1. Lose weight
2. Take a shower
3. Find friends
4. Take your vitamin D
5. Have sex.
Hope that helps lad.
>>69228448
trip on derfail
what does the stake fraction mean on TT? i don't get it
>>69228422
You got me pal. Sure hope no one else notices such an opportunity to get rich and stops following me.
>>69228506
It shows how much you should stake. Hope this helps.
>>69228446
The trend recently is to follow Romania's current model to make some money.
>>69228470
Yeah. I am still finalizing the details for the trip. I will probably post a throwaway for you to email me @. Even without the place to stay, I would like a local's knowledge of places to go, stay and keep away from.
>>69228474
>4. Take your vitamin D
why not just go out
>>69228538
have you ever seen the UK weather lad?
>>69228554
probably the same as here, always windy, cloudy, gray and sad
sports and painting are the only things that keep me alive
and foreign gfs
>>69228538
You have any idea how many hours you need to spend in the sunshine to get the required amount of vit d lid
>tfw miss the early days of vitamin d when i had constant lob ons
>>69228528
Sounds good. Google won't let me sign into my main throwaway account because they say it looks suspicious pmsl
Laying Tulsa Roughnecks with the force of a thousand suns
https://twitter.com/SanAntonioFC/status/749777842448179200
>>69228528
What are you interested in doing there?
>>69228616
>>69228595
Will fly in night, spend a day there, fly back to LA in the morning and then fly back at night. Looking for good entertainment, probably hit the casino at the hotel which I am in. Haven't planned which hotel or anything else. Any recommendations?
>>69228616
>a Muslim visiting America
>what are you interested in doing there?
Are you FBI?
If you bet on a defender to score first and they score an own goal, does that count?
>>69228668
have sex ffs
>>69228132
>Is it true that you're the janitor who bans people for tinderposting?
Yes :(
>>69228676
is that a yes or no? And no thanks, had sex yesterday
>>69228656
Why do people always assume I am muslim?
Is it the flag?
>>69228689
of course it doesn't
if a boxer knocked himself out would he still win the fight?
>>69228697
Yes.
>>69228711
>first goal
>first
I didn't realise an own goal wasn't a goal
>>69228713
Singapore is a majority Chinese country
>>69228750
Ok, friend. No need to get so defensive.
>>69228761
Dangerous times to be a muslim.
Especially on 4chan.
>>69228727
but that isnt what you are backing
an own goal first is a separate market
>>69228783
So you are?
>>69228727
if you backed no first goalscorer you would still have won
>>69228810
Not one. I meant that as in being assumed to be a Muslim. My flag is kinda rare in this thread so people will tend to know it is the same poster and being dogged piled cause some anon said I am Muslim isn't my idea of a good time.
>>69228652
There isn't a whole lot to do during the day. There's some hiking nearby at Red Rock and Lake Mead, but that's about it for entertainment during the day. As for the night, it depends on what you want to do. O is a good show by Cirque du Soleil at the Bellagio. If clubbing is more your scene XS at the Wynn is pretty sweet. Either way, when the time gets closer, just post a throwaway email and I'll give you more recommendations
>>69228656
N-no. I-I'm just a flower delivery service. Pay no attention to the van
>>69228839
Either way, I'll keep my eye on you. I don't trust you Asians.
72 hours to cash out by PayPal, is there any bookie apart from Skybet/Bet365/Betfair that doesn't take 500000 days to give you your money?
Now I need to walk into the chavy part of town to get my money in cash from Ladbrokes
>>69228887
coral connect card is bretty gud
>>69228874
Any idea which hotel would be a good idea to stay in?
>>69228875
I trust you nippon.
>>69228887
>72 hours to cash out by PayPal
Cash out smaller amounts lad. Just split your withdrawals, when you try to withdraw 1k+ they take longer to process otherwise its instant.
>>69228908
1. What's your budget?
2. Do you just want to stay on the Strip?
>>69228907
You can do that with Ladbrokes as well, but I'd rather be able to cash out to my paypal so that I can get my money instantly. Skybet would do this in 1 hour, but I'm limited there now
>>69228921
Tried that, support still said it takes 72 hours. Tried to cash out £850 18 hours ago and it hasn't even left processing. Tried cashing out £100 4 hours ago and still nothing.
Tad worried about getting mugged now as the only Ladbrokes is in the roughest part of town
Wouldn't mind a Deportivo Pasto equalizer tbqh
>>69228934
I will be with two other friends so I think we have a decent sized budget. Put it at 100-200 for a night. Yeah, I was told to stay away from the North of LV and just stay on a strip by someone who went there before.
>>69228951
Hope not, gone large on under 3.5 goals
I know I'm relatively new here, but I'd like to say that I'm really enjoying my time here with you guys.
>>69228970
The Bellagio, Wynn, and MGM would be my recommendations if you can afford it. Not sure what conventions will be going on though, so the prices might be outrageous. Also, whoever told you has spent enough time in Las Vegas. Once you pass the Circus Circus, it gets really ghetto, really fast. Fremont Street would be a nice place to visit if it's your first time visiting
>>69228526
thanks pal
>>69229068
Gotcha. Will hit you up with a throwaway closer to the date.
http://www.sofascore.com/vindbjart-odds-bk-2/dqsRwc
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeed somewhere that is hosting this bet
Lads, I think it's time for a new thread.
I've made a new thread:
>>69229646
>>69229646
>>69229646
>>69229646
