Euro muggy /bet/ Edition
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Need to place my free bet. Help please, want something punty
>>69127055
Juveguy PLEASE give me my £50
How much of your betting money to you risk on any one event?
Ah I fucked up. I forgot to put in the thread name.
>>69127104
Belgium on pens
First genuinely enjoyable 45 minutes in this tournament since Albania went home.
>no /bet/ in the title
Am I the only one that still puts it there?
>>69127115
No more than 5%
>>69127115
Depends on the event
>>69127115
50% but only if Juveguy tips it
rebacking the wales win. EASY MONEY
>>69127325
Im ready and willing to risk everything if juveguy tips it
>on under 3.5 goals
rip in piece money
>>69127104
Bale outside the box.
FELLAINI
>>69127403
PMSL
Have you watched any of the matches after the group stages?
You fucking moron, people like you make me happy because you make my lines better.
Bale free kick... wow.... it's.... destiny.... wow....
>shaking at the thought of how much stoppage time will be added in this QPR game
>>69127450
belgium are going to score again
Comfy on O2.5
BTTS already in
Need a cheeky Wales victory to gain the courage to start betting and get rich.
NEED at least 3 more goals and at least 2 more from QPR fuck
NEED a second half with no goals
NEED to stop betting I'm a fucking idiot
>>69127880
This
Also
This
>>69127905
NEED to stop doing retarded bets
NEED a couple lines to calm me down
>>69127450
PLEASE have sex with your grandma
if wales get a shot on goal in the next 10 minutes im going to get myself a takeway
if they don't, i'm going to have a tin of tomato soup
gamble responsibly, lads.
ABSOLUTE SCENES
FFS
>lelgium
please no more goals
>>69127880
awwwwwwwwwww tears buddy
WRITING MY SUICIDE NOTE. LEAVING EVERYTHING TO/BET/
>Lumped it on Wales
Wew lads
>>69127980
MIXED KEBAB INCOMMING
Im lauging whilst urine leaves my urinary trackt
Can close Wales bet for half the profit, dont think it's worth
UP INSANNNNEEEEEEE
Iceland - Wales meme dream is alive
Wales SO MUCH BETTER than England.
>they bet against the memes
It's 2016 the year of the maymay, what are you lads doing
have btts in both halves
its actually happening
Oh my poor wife's son, there is a long and painful night in front of him
laughs @ people surprised belgium price was drifting
never doubt the market
>I bet on the "reasonable" thing once
Cash out on Wales?
Or risk an equalizer?
>>69128433
Missing the match in A&E
Man, only thing I need is Bale outside of the box anymore. But even if that doesn't hit I'm up if Wales holds.
>>69128531
im risking, go all in with me
What do I bet on lads?
Down syndrome, need to chase my losses.
>>69128688
Well, it is only 40 bucks anyway.
Lets go.
ACTUALLY going to be down so much if QPR don't score one more.
SHOULD I CASH MY WALES SW NOW???
>>69128477
>never doubt the market
Say that to Brexit
>>69127213
>>69127298
I heard professionals risk even less than 5%. Friendly reminder that this is one of the most important factors for successful betting.
>>69128531
How much is the cashout and how much did you bet?
>>69128890
How much do you stand to lose?
Should I cash out my 2-1 CS bet
Looks like I'll be on toast sandwiches until payday haha
I'm risking my Wales ML. They'll hold.
>>69129011
Yeah. This one has too much money to lose. Cash out.
come on bale, go for a shot outside the box lad
>>69129011
For how much? If it's pennypunting, ride it.
>>69129037
Sprinkle some salt on em. Divine.
>>69129142
85 cents lel
>>69128815
bovada has Aldershot +1 @2.8, while 365 has it at 2.42, so a bit of value on it
>>69129160
pmsl
>>69128983
A hundred
>>69129190
Vittu Pekka. Et voi olla niin tiukoilla, että jännäät tota.
>>69129321
en oo tiukoilla, mutta vituttaa silti joka kerta hävitä pienikin määrä rahaa
Yep, just enough goals to fuck up my u2.5 bet and then no more.
>>69129437
tai ei vituta jos voitto ei ollu lähelläkään, mutta tälläkin voitolla vois tän illan kaljanjuonnit kustantaa
>>69129437
Ymmärrän, kyllä Wales varmaan holdaa. En mää missään tapaukses tollasia hiluja cash outtais ku on hyvän näköset mahikset saada 100% payoutti.
Jos ei tuu jotai kusipäämaalia viimisel viidel minsal.
>Meme afros
>No Davis
>No Ramsey
If Wales make it, fucking lump it on whoever plays against them.
ARSE IS LEAKING
COME ON WALEEEEESSSS
>>69129437
>>69129732
>>69129761
What was the SexyPoxyt score today lids?
>>69129802
>Poortugal
Book looks dece lads
>>69129802
Abortugal confirmed to play in the finals
At least the B365 offer will be back on if Wales win r-right lads?
still time... bale... shoot...
>>69129906
>>69129981
Stars fucking aligning for T S U
Jesus this ref
Can't think of anything worse than what is transpiring tonight to be honest lids haha
>>69129903
not shown yet
http://www.sexypoxyt.fi/index.php/sexypoxyt/poxyt-ottelut
gg meme country
THE ABSOLUTE SCENES
FUCK
PSML PSML PSML
NEED BALE
GLAD I STUCK IT IN
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck QPR FUCK DOWN SO MUCH FOR FUCKS SAKE BET ON THE WRONG GAME FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>69130319
There's always someone who has it worse, mate.
FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE THIS LADS
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO WIN YOUR BETS WHEN YOU FIRST START SO YOU GET HOOKED? I'VE LOST ALL MINE NOW
ABSOLUTELY FUMING LADS, IF HYUNDAI DON'T WIN TOMORROW I'LL END IT
BET ON WALES SW AND MY IN PLAY CAME IN AS WELL
I AM ERECT
THANK YOU WALES, SO GLAD I DIDN'T CLOSE
>>69130776
What the fuck did you buy? Wasn't the handi -1?
>bet on wales when the odds were 4/1 JUST before the odds changed
I'm up slightly lel
This was the night I was supposed to win it all back.
Instead I am down even more.
Fuck this lads
>>69131168
Good lad
>>69131168
Noice
Multiculturalism always fails.
>>69130843
I dont give a shit about gore but this shit really gets me
seriously FUCK this shit tournament
>>69130372
Not on the FA site yet either. Starting to think it wasnt played.
>>69131168
Good for you lad.
Send Juve a fiver.
>>69130990
Was on them to score at least one in the 2nd half. That sure as fuck didn't happen.
>>69130885
Tears.
Down spastic. Wife's son face bloodied. Cat in tears. Sirens getting closer.
Fuck this meme tournament
WHO /WINNER/ HERE
Chicago ML @2.15 and o2.5 @1.9. One wins, one loses.
Need to stop betting desu
UP YUGE AMOUNTS THANK YOU WALES
/Bet/ more like /sket/
TSU vs BAYOL
>>69131583
WINNER WINNER DOMINOS FOR DINNER
>wales wins a euro before england
I don't bet mainstream
>>69128688
Thanks anon for convincing me to stick it in
>>69131586
>American football
I know no one will read this but there's a women's basketball team in Australia called COCK BURN COUGARS
FUCK WALES FOR STEALING MY MONEY
Wales won me some money and my stocks keep rising
From today onward, I am not doing ANY multiples, and I will take betting more seriously
>>69131416
it has probably been played, just that nobody has updated it yet since it's really no one cares tier leagues
another game from today hasn't been updated here yet https://www.palloliitto.fi/uusimaa/pelitoiminta/tulospalvelu/jalkapallo-2016/miehet?&uusjp16&M3D0
Need my refund quick before the vet closes. Have to get the cat there in time
Really need to win the euromillions tonight lads
>>69132090
Any hot tips for Australian women's basketball?
>>69131948
MlelS is a printing press for BTTS lad
>>69131868
You're welcome lad
>>69132146
You didn't actually bet on them to lose, did you? I'm up insane amounts as I chucked a fiver and my free bet on Ashley Williams as first Wales scorer
>>69132383
PMSL top top post lid. Would like credit for bringing cat beating to /bet/
Putting a million dollars on Venezuela beating Uruguay, LITERALLY /freemoney/
No but really, there's like 0.1% chance of Uruguay winning that match, even 1.12 is value. I don't bet on stuff that low though
>>69132447
No idea just thought the name was hilarious
Do bookies always make mistakes like today?
The odds for Wales to win were 4/1. Were the odds higher for me because my account is new?
Back to $1 stakes for the next 2 months pmsl
>>69132720
They do, but mugs like Euan will claim they don't because they their trades do more research. Probably why mugs like Euan don't make money
>>69132720
Kek. This wasn't a mistake lid. Just nibs getting lucky.
>>69132915
>>69132983
I only bet on Wales cause I saw the drift and the teamsheet.
>tfw your penny punting friends send you screenshots of their betslips after every mainstream game
>>69133251
Show us lid
>>69132720
Of course mispricing happens. Rarely in high profile events like Euros though, practically never but in lower and more obscure leagues all the time.
The people who set the odds & the lines are human too and no human is perfect. Everyone makes mistakes.
Oh, and Wales price wasn't a mistake.
Underestimated how SHITE QPR really are. They didn't even have their two topscorers on until the second half and neither bagged a single goal. And just had another account chinned too top it all off
who /bigspender/ here
>>69132983
Chicago game have more than 3.5 games.
>Nah mate, won't happen. Bookies don't make mistakes
Flora Tallinn game having more than 2.5 goals.
>Nah mate, won't happen. Bookies don't make mistakes
Portland Timbers game having more than 3.5 goals
>Nah mate, won't happen. Bookies don't make mistakes
Impact Montreal game having more than 3.5 goals
>Nah mate, won't happen. Bookies don't make mistakes
Orlando City game having more than 3.5 goals
>Nah mate, won't happen. Bookies don't make mistakes
In the space of a week some of us sure have been lucky a lot. But I'm sure that people like you and Euan are right, bookies don't make mistakes. Let me know how much you're both down lid.
>>69133516
you best be hedging that
>>69133516
>Iceland over France
I believe in you anon
>>69132983
if you played this 100 times Wales would win at least 40
>>69132720
No lid you just lucked out and landed on the 20% of the time Wales wins
>>69133586
nibs
>>69133586
Didn't you say you were never gonna post here again lid?
>>69133586
pmsl. Imagine cherry picking 5 times you got a coin flip right to prove a point.
>>69132376
I-i care
>>69133341
Don't know how to take a SS with my phone. He put 2.50€ on Wales to qualify @3.2
>>69133586
Very very cheeky boy. Taking 5 games out of thousands.
>>69133790
When did I say that lid? Oh right, every anon is me.
>>69133807
>8.84 profit
MFW he think he's a good tipster because he's got 20% yield
Lines aren't just priced based on probabilities, it's also due money being moved
>>69131168
PLEASE can I have a fiver
>>69133872
Delete system32 to take a screenshot :^)
(It's usually home button + power button at the same time)
>>69133872
Kek, love my cheeky punter friends
>>69133996
So so new you're still wrapped in the packaging
>>69134054
PLEASE can you pay me the £50 you owe
>>69134257
made that post in jest tbqh
>>69132720
Everyone makes "mistakes". The bookmakers who survive until today have been the best at balancing their books. A lot of them have gone bankrupt. Just like thousands of companies and banks.
Gonna apply for a job at the local Ladbrokes
What the fuck is a nib.
>>69134517
Nibs^^
>>69132720
Nope cause a lot of people also bet on Belgium.
>>69134517
YOUR language. Even I know what it is and I'm a mongolian warlord.
>>69134517
surely nibs
>>69134618
My language is English though.
>>69134679
Exactly.
>>69134517
for an example of very successful nibs see >>69132720
Very easily to get a lot of nibs during muggy Euro time
>>69134769
So how does English = nibs?
>>69134679
surely nibs pmsl
Tom Dwan here.
Any of you play poker?
>>69134860
only at casinos
>>69134860
only half drunk with friends for pennies
>>69134860
Patrik Antonius here.
Aren't you from US?
Where do you guys buy Bet365 accounts from? Mine's been limited and my brother's is limited now, so I need new one.
>>69134860
Used to play for a living, but online games aren't as soft as they used to be and I don't want to grind full-time. Still soft at casinos though and I play fairly often, but the nearest casino is 100km from my place, just ain't worth the time.
Thoughts on betting on something at 1.12 odds which is impossible to not happen?
>>69135120
there is no such thing
>>69135120
put 100% of the bankroll on it
>>69135120
Put the wife and kids on
>>69135120
Seen 1.12 and lower lose often enough to not bother with it anymore
>>69135151
Uruguay beating Venezuela at basketball is literally not possible. Even if there was the slightest chance they could win playing the game, they fear being kidnapped and killed. And of course refball
>>69135172
Seriously thinking about this to be quite honest with you
>>69135120
you've cracked the secret of infinite money
Am I nibs?
>>69135120
Value is value no matter the price. Is there not a handicap to take?
>portugal on penalties 8/1
THE bet
Argentine is better on basketball than Brazil, they are tailing by 8 points in the first quarter. I'd say betting on them at 2.95 is worth the risk.
>>69135260
Yes I took the -10.5 (Uruguay is likely losing by 20, so here's a tip)
>>69135300
Don't do it, Argentina and Brazil both are playing C teams
>>69135236
you can get odds of it @1.25 on bet3000
>>69135120
Bookies offer these odds to sucker people into putting huge sums on them, if you win you make a tiny profit but if you lose they make tons off you. Seen 1.01 odds for over 0.5 goals lose all the time
>>69135236
>Seriously thinking about this to be quite honest with you
Your risk management disgusts Warren.
>>69135282
The second penalty shootout killed:
Costa Rica 2014
Netherlands 2014
Pooland 2016
What makes you think Portugal wins two in a row?
>>69135364
Already did it. Can afford a small loss after the winnings from Wales.
>>69135364
I'm getting on it then. If it wins then you will be forgiven for >Trouville
>>69135394
>Seen 1.01 odds for over 0.5 goals lose all the time
Lmao, yeah, pretty sure they were like 1.05 for over 0.5 in the Germany vs Poland game
>>69135364
Why do you think it's so impossible? Is it a teamsheets thing?
>>69135457
Pretty sure they were 1.1 to 1.2.
was gonna tip Ocean City after the first half pmsl.
>>69135475
I can show you 20.4 million South American games where the odds are 1.05 or less for over 0.5 goals and they still lose
>>69135462
Venezuela is stacked and the tournament is rigged
Even then Uruguay doesn't have its best player (Granger), its second best player is tired after doing a full league in China and then Italy (Batista). They lack teamplay and most players are shitters. They got btfo by Argentina's B/C team a couple days ago
>>69135462
What happened in the second half of the QPR game? How on earth did they not get at least another?
>>69135475
I was going to place my qualifying bet on o 0.5 but I couldn't, because it was lower than the minimum odds (think it must be >1.06 so the German gov can have their 5%) so I ended up placing it on u4.5
Who /mememagic/ here
>>69135364
gone LARGE
>>69135585
>sportingbet
Can I buy your account once this loses?
>>69135534
One of Aldershot's players basically died, so they let them stay close to give them a moral victory
>>69135528
On, but if it loses, I'm flying down there and killing all the big bunda women
Federbet annual report out recently, always worth a good giggle at how utterly clueless they are about fixing.
Here some short odds that didn't come through in the Euro qualifiers
Bulgaria 1.18 (1-1 against Malta)
Estonia 1.17 (0-0 in San Marino)
Greece 1.17 (0-1 against Faroe Islands)
Bosnia 1.16 (1-2 against Cyprus)
>>69135585
Won't happen, France aren't a shit team like England and Portugal
>>69135120
Loan a fiver, and put it all on it.
>>69135637
same, trusting the unpatriotic uruguayan
>>69135585
Paypal me $100
Imagine being on here long enough to witness the multitude of clueless mugs tipping for/against teams in their own country/league and getting utterly BTFO and then STILL betting on such 'certs'. Granted, it's a 1.12 so chances are it sails in but you're an utter mong who deserves to be on some sort of list if you follow shite like this. Hope you all get bum AIDS.
>>69135738
You also said Wales were shit
>>69135861
when did I say this?
>>69135738
Wasn't it France whose entire team went on strike at the last World Cup?
>>69135857
tbqh the -10.5 one doesn't sound too bad
>>69135585
Nah this is the end of the line for the vikings. Nice tourney though.
>>69135903
>the last world cup
Teams change and players change, if you want to waste money on Iceland beating France then do it.
>>69135857
Imagine not being here long enough enough to know Uruguaybro actually knows his shit and embraces the /bet/ way of betting
>>69135857
Tbf the Uruguayan lad is a bit different in that he follows South American basketball for a living
>>69135900
Portugal are also shit, but they went through.
Also literally France is showing up as 'the most popular bet' on the site right now. I always fade these picks.
Meme magic lads
>>69135749
SMALL on -17.5
Who here /greasyfiver/ on Wales?
Official Uruguay meets America /bet/ double.
O2.5 is >>69131586
+
>>69135364
>>69135993
I've been around since before he came along and his tips aren't even great at all, just another clueless mong who thinks he 'knows' a sport.
>>69136092
Good to see angry Brit anon is back. Missed him
>>69136007
You bet on Iceland mate, I'm putting all of this week's profit on France. Fuck managing bankroll and stuff, £2,400 win or lose.
>>69136142
I'm so certain that Uruguay is just another clueless idiot that I've large staked both the +13 and +12.5. His South American futsal tips were shit just like these ones will be too.
Portugal - Italy sounds like a nice final lads
>>69136224
yfw Venezuela wins by 11 and we both win
Any late night lizards?
>>69136169
Don't come crying when you lose the bet. These 'most popular picks' always lose.
As a lad who has been in the betting game for 10 years, this is either a bet on Iceland or a no bet. You need risk management skills
Also remember to praise kek
>>69136224
Also, I will be laying every one of his tips in this tournament and I guarantee I will have more profit than him. £50 to everyone here if I don't.
>>69136041
The o2.5 baseball? only seeing o3.5
>>69136314
>. £50 to everyone here if I don't.
You are such a dullard
>>69136314
the tournament ends tomorrow
>>69136314
Pretty sure the tournament is almost over
>£50 to everyone here if I don't
Big fan of this meme
>>69136378
pmsl
>>69136274
Over 2.5 on the DC Utd game, odds of 1.91
>>69136357
Thought he meant Chicago Fire/San Jose O2.5 goals pmsl
>>69136494
Definitely did. Should've said SW instead of ML too
>>69127115
Under 1 % per bet.
I have about 160 000 SEK (€17k) and I never wager more than 1000 SEK (€106) per bet. I prefer 10 bets a day with a stake of €106 each over a single each day bet with a €1060 stake.
>>69136561
Teach me your ways.
I know there are betting "stores/shops" in England; WH, Coral, Betvictor, Ladbrokes etc.
Are you allowed to bet as much as you want in these shops without having your bets rejected? I'm limited/had my account closed on all euro bookies.
>>69136687
There's a maximum you can bet per day due to gambling laws, but then again there was a banker who placed a bet of £1 million on Scotland staying in the UK, so dunno
>>69136687
No. Over a certain amount the person in the shop has to call up a trader. I have had stakes rejected before. HOWEVER, there are machines that have odds on lots of games that accept £300 max stakes per game and there are 2 or 3 per shop. You can get a few k on the machines if are on a street with a few bookies.
>>69136738
What is the max per day? Never heard of this
>>69136687
>>69136738
Nah they limit you as well, for big obnoxious bets they usually get the store to ring betting control and they basically assess if it's worthwhile to take the bet or not.
>>69136738
Well I dont mean "can you bet three gorillion?" I mean, can you place the same bets as you can do with an unlimited account online?
If you register at lets say Williamhill you can almost always bet a few hundred € to maybe a thousand or two at larger markets.
If ur limited you can only bet like €2 on all markets. betvictor even deleted my account.
Will shopkeepers limit you like they do online? Would be glorious to just stand at a Williamhills store and bet €100 each on value bet after value bet all day long.
>>69136816
Maximum my bookies allows (Coral) is £5,000. I tried putting £10k on a horse race and they wouldn't allow it; could just be Coral though
>>69136857
Oh right, yeh they do limit/bar you from the store. I was barred from Ladbrokes in the early 2000s and had to move to Coral but they haven't barred me yet even though I'm up quite a bit.
>>69136872
why were you betting £10k on a horse? lmao
>>69136857
bookie shops arent a place you want to be longer than you need to
>>69136909
>I was barred from Ladbrokes in the early 2000s
V.interested in your life, tell me more.
>>69136909
How fast do they limit you?
>>69136816
how does these machines work? You put cash into it and place your bet, and it prints you a receipt with your bet or what?
We dont have betting shops in Sweden so I know nothing of how they work
>>69136909
>early 2000's
Please leave.
>>69136998
Not much, my dad owns a racehorse stable and helped me learn about betting, made me very successful
>>69137061
Not fast enough to notice, I started using Ladbrokes 2003 and they barred me from my local store in 2005 and then all stores in 2006.
There's no set figure you need to reach, but I was at about £120k profit when they barred me
>>69137144
Flatanon? If not, BEGGING you to trip up and tip some worldies.
Asa Charge 1-0 up and still at 1.8, surely worth something?
>>69137220
Wouldn't dissuade you, neither team have anything to play for and both are of about the same quality. But Fredericks price did take a big hit, from 1.9 pregame to 1.66 before ASA scored
>>69136687
Odds are usually shite in stores and coupons only allow you to place meme bets
>>69137061
Exactly like that. Or you can get the man at the counter to load the machine with money from your bank card. If the bet wins, you take it to the counter and they pay you your winnings.
>>69137347
Never been in a shop, have you pal?
>>69137144
fascinating tbqh
>>69137435
Been in Coral every day the past week but that's only to abuse their offers.
The coupons only had 1x2, HT/FT, wincast, FGS/AGS and CS.
Odds were all fractional and not as good as 365.
>>69137508
All you need to do is ask for a game at the counter and write out a blank slip.
>>69137508
You just have to go and ask them about a bet you want to place, for instance I asked for LEAVE to win but Scotland to vote to remain and they offered me odds of 17/1
>>69137347
http://www.bettingwebsites.org/blog/high-street-vs-online-bookmakers/
Just read this and it seems betting shops offer shit odds at underdogs and draw, but good odds on favs.
>Venezuela out to -12
HYPE
>>69137781
draws in the punters I suppose
>>69137822
/bet/ moves lines.
about to go vote lids.
Anyone here follow EBA? Fraud or worth it?
>>69137957
you're a fraud, so what does it matter?
>>69137913
Do a donkey mate, for us.
>>69137913
NEED you to vote for a meme party
>>69137979
Because I dont want to pay to follow a fraud, regardless on my own level of fraudness.
>>69137900
Yes, but there can be value in favs as well so ..
Lets say Pinnacle, SBObet, 5dimes offer 2.20 at the fav 1x2 in a football game (I dont know britbong odds) and your average betting shop offers 2.50.
Sure the betting shop got utter shit odds at draw and the underdog, but who cares? Theres obviously value in that fav odds.
>>69134860
>Tom Dwan here.
seems unlikely but you probably are degen enough to be here
Sup
just got back lids.
>>69137997
'no'
>>69138015
these were my top preferences
One Nation
Australia First
Shooters and Fishers Party
Labor and Greens were last.
>>69138518
>Shooters and fish
Pmsl lid done me proud
Watching Girl Next Door, no.gif scene so SO early in the movie.
>>69138674
Wouldn't want to spoil anything now would we?
>>69138674
Maybe this part is more your style?
>>69138674
Film is fucking great though man
>>69138674
shitty movie
>>69138884
WEW lad
>>69138917
Begone child.
>>69138917
Its a dece guilty pleasure movie. Should belong in absolutely nobody's top 100 or anything but if you can't just sit back and enjoy it for the fun that it is then you might be totally anhedonic
>20 year old virgin
>finally ask a 6/10 girl out
>she comes to my place
>she wants to watch a movie
>I say which one
>she wants to browse Netflix
>I tell her I don't use Netflix but I can play any movie she wants
>She wants to see some original Netflix drama about some crippled kid or whatever
>I find it for her on torrent sites
>I download the movie in 15 mins while I make some drinks for us. Thought it was a pretty smooth move during the wait
>I go to my HDTV and I pull out the HDMI cable
>she's like um what are you doing
>I say I'm going to hook up the laptop to the TV to watch the movie
>She makes this face like...like she is rolling her eyes at me
>I hook it up and I start moving the cursor around the screen on the tv to find the folder
>she says "um you know...I think I have to call it a night I just remembered I have to get some stuff done before work"
>I ask her if anything is wrong
>She says nothing, nothing
>I ask her if she's sure and she says yes and I walk her to my door.
>I tell her goodnight and she is like ok goodnight and she walks out.
WHY DID BRAZIL GET THEM LAST TWO POINTS IN THE LAST SECONDS I WAS ON +5.5 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69138999
did she saw your 4chan folder or anything?
Where in Venezuela are you from?
>>69138999
just pay for netflix you fucking kike
>>69139072
Caracas lad
>>69138999
she saw your henti wallpaper dude
>>69138999
Unlucky lad
>>69139072
the part where they have boats
>>69138999
pmsl
>>69139098
there is literally no point
if you pay for netflix you are an actual cuckold
>>69139115
How s the toitet paper m8
>/bet/ moving betting lines
Wew Uruguay so shrewd
>>69139174
talking big sense pal
>>69138999
don't worry, you were just being +ve
I dont have netflix either, maybe thats the reason why I dont have a gf
>>69138999
Think you dodged a bullet, unless she saw your porn folder?
>>69138999
women (unless it's an argie gf) and netflix (unless it's owned by said argie gf) are both ev-
unless this happened in argentina you did the right thing, champ
>Torrents and HDMI connection to the tv and chill
Not quite the same ring desu
>/bet/ so muggy they cant recognized pastas from /r9k/
Want to see all your ROI's probably in the -50%
>>69139331
>/r9k/
>>69139307
to be honest torrents give you the bad boy image
almost like dating a biker
>>69139341
n o n c e
this venezuelan dude announcer singing the anthem is so creepy
>>69139341
Are you taking the piss or did you get one too mate?
If you'd like an update she gave her first ever blowjob the other day to me, and also I ate her and fingered her until she came. Literally feels better than any other gf I have had, highly recommend.
>>69139307
Tells the girl you're a cheap bastard.
>>69139331
>Too busy researching and being UAC to recognise other board culture
Yeah I'm ok desu
>>69139279
talking big, BIG sense pal
>>69138999
>I hook it up and I start moving the cursor around the screen on the tv to find the folder
enjoyed this line
>>69139418
>>69139424
Tears. The actual guy showed up. Was just pretending to be him.
>>69139422
Are the Venezuela players gonna get lynched or at least get sent to do hard labour if they lose ?
Excel such a pain in the ass. Vlookup is returning numbers as text for some reason. Hair turning grey from frustration.
Any addict bets other than SA basketball going on?
>>69139424
>first ever blowjob
>year 11
>>69139479
She isnt a year 11 anymore. School is finshed for this year.
Plus yeah, not every girl is a whore m8
>>69139461
yes but they won't
they will win the tournament, the question is how hard they'll mop the floor with argentina and brazil's b team
though argentina lost semis so they'll just crush brazil again
>>69139469
mls chicago game under 2.5 in 20
>>69139424
Met police would like a word
Sorting subs SUCH a hassle on tt
>>69139533
pissing money away mate, it'll be over 2.5. trust me. their last game was 6-3 3 weeks ago
>>69139502
School doesn't finish for 3 more weeks
>>69139552
v v sad at being given the boot desu
I'm gonna bet 500 euros on Iceland because fuck it. France will spill their spaghetti.
>>69139428
>tfw no argie gf to go to the stadium with
>being blocked like a bitch already
Thank you Uruguay
>>69139533
>in 20
optimistic lid
>MLS game in 20 minutes
>gone big on corners, goals and cards
>decide I'm going to get myself a takeaway whilst watching
>live in a gated community in a flat that's off the main road
>delivery driver doesn't want to drive in even though he's allowed to
>wants me to walk out into the cold and rain in my pajamas
Why must this happen? I just wanted my food and wanted to watch the Chicago VS San Jose game. What next? All my bets don't win and I'm stuck here hungry and on a loss?
>tfw no uber feminist girlfriend with a huge knowledge in obscure women's football to bet with
>>69139553
im sticking with my u2.5 lid
>>69139662
even if you had one, you'd have no money to bet anyway
>>69139615
Why are the women in your country so slutty? They literally cannot get enough of me.
>>69139615
How are the women in Medellin? I'm going there for the Futsal World Cup
>>69139658
>being this much of a melt
Shout at the cunt. Also what did you buy?
>>69139552
Reminder i'll be reporting you to the taxman so get your affairs in order.
>>69139706
Going over 2.5 so we're going h2h lid
>>69139736
Women here love foreign people, will never know why, specially white european / american
>>69139658
What sort of tosser wears pyjamas?
>>69139749
Best women in the country, go to parque lleras a friday / saturday night, what a show
>>69139795
Still over £10k in allowances to go. Got it all under control.
HELLO VENEZUALA WHERE ARE THE POINTS
>>69139812
too bad im going to sleep so I cant shitpost
i'll be smug about it in the morning tho
>>69139850
Thoughts on Cali?
>>69139894
In general, not just the women.
>>69139601
Just send me that money instead.
>>69139923
Great place but dangerous as fuck
>>69139795
You have to actually be up and winning in order to be liable for tax.
Plus gambling winnings aren't taxed
>>69140048
Mong
ALL my tips today ruined by early goals I can't take it anymore I need the sweet release of death my skin is sweltering I can hear Big Al sniggering
>>69140056
>Betting duty was abolishing in 2001, meaning that in the UK there is no longer any tax to be paid by the customer in the UK. All winnings from sports bets, casino play, lotteries and other forms of gambling are completely tax free. Furthermore, you don't even need to declare it to HMRC.
>>69140019
Spose a pale westerner would stick out like a sore thumb there.
>>69140048
>>69140094
The point is he is a pid tipping service which is taxed as it isn't directly a source of gambling that is his income thus if he exceeds 10k a year in subscriptions he has to pay
>>69140120
>if he exceeds 10k a year
HAHAHAHAHAHA, he'll never come close. More and more people are realising that he's a scam artist. He might as well just bite the bullet and start tipping on Facebook and making 30% off people's losses. With his bets he'd make a killing with that.
I always bet against portugal.
But if I bet against portugal until the end, Portugal will win.
I don't want to lose money nor do I want portugal to win.
What do I do?
>>69140142
How would I get started on FB? What is the best way to get followers to a new group?
>VENEZUELA
>>69140179
posting meme images from 9gag
>>69140143
>hating your NT
Why?
Shaking A LOT just thinking about how much I've lost in the past 2 weeks. Mouse hovering over the deposit button, maybe this time it will be different.
>>69140225
what bookie do you use?
going to bed, hope i wake up to a venezuela win
>>69140179
Buy followers firstly, then start making simple tips that are bound to win but have odds of 1.1-1.5 to make people a bit of money and then spam social media. Get a twitter up and buy followers for that as well.
After a month or two, it's word of mouth that spreads it. If you bets win, the chavs are happy and more join up with your link. If you lose, you get 30% and the chavs still defend you.
I'm running one FB page called Betting Man and I'd say I'm making about £800 a month from it regardless of my own bets. There's another guy called Bad Man Tipster who's making about £3k a month as he's also got a paid APP.
You would not believe how idiotic these people are, I had a "losing" streak of about 8 bets in a row and people were still defending me
Hope Venezuela have some big BIG plans for the second half.
>>69140241
5dimes, bookmaker and betdsi.
>>69140267
How do you charge them?
>>69140289
I might go to florida for some months, is it legal over there?
>>69140308
You use a site like Bet365 and set up an affiliate account and then use something like tinyurl to make your own link. Something like £250Free. The mugs don't realise what's going on and set up a new account with your link. They also sometimes deposit £200 so they get the the full bonus, you then do a £10-£1000 or £25-£1000 challenge and then purposefully lose on bet 8/9 and voila, you've made 30% of what they lose
Just make sure you delete any comment about affiliates, but usually the chavs just reply "He's making me money, why shouldn't he get paid".
>>69140267
Already have 3k followers on twitter. I've seen all of the mong "tipsters" on twitter. Just bizarre how anyone can be so stupid to follow them. I cba doing that desu. Too much of my time is spent looking for real bets to run another page on the side.
I meant how would I start a real page on FB with real bets. I did try it but couldnt work out how to get a bigger reach and new followers.
>>69140308
People sign up via his link to the bookies and he makes 30% of all his followers losses.
>>69140373
I don't know about Florida, but I've never heard of anyone getting arrested for online gambling. What is illegal is owning your own sportsbook and taking money from people.
>>69140403
W-why wouldn't he tip large losses then?
>>69140403
You don't realise how stupid people are, I mean people follow you so they must be retarded.
Just buy FB likes, I bought 3,000 and then more likes started coming. You can also use inspect element on Google to edit your bets for correct scores and shit.
Lots of chavs use FB and want to turn their £40 benefit money into thousands, it's a nice slice of income on the side and takes about 30 minutes a day to keep going.
>>69140468
You make 30% of what they lose, so you want them to lose £800 and not the £25 they started with. At bet 8/9 you're making £240 off every person's loss
>>69140497
>Damn boys lost the challenge at 8/9. We'll hit the BOOOOOOOOOOM next time! Rooney is *poop emoji*
>25 RTS 15 Likes
>>69140610
>Apologies folks I had confidence in this one especially when Gasquet broke first. we will win that back
>let's smash it betting man !!
These people are fucking idiots, but they keep following me, I was thinking of completing a £25-£1000 challenge again and then taking it one step further and say I found a worldie bet and they should drop the £1000 on it. Might lose a few followers, but I'd make a nice profit from it
also small on Greater Lowell, skybet are carrying
>>69140707
@2.88
>>69140691
Short term thinking there lid. They'll blow that thousand on their own and will follow you RELIGIOUSLY if you manage it
>>69140707
ON SPESHUL
>>69140759
Talking huge sense here lid
>>69140691
Isnt it net losses? So at the end of the £25-1k, you only make 30% of the £25? That is what I always thought it was. Game changer if you get 30% of 1k.
>>69140707
How's the pubs in Baku lid?
>>69140759
Good point actually
>>69139802
Euan's banned me twice in the space of a week. Fed up and won't be continuing with my subscription for his tips now
>>69139533
At Chicago vs San Jose.
Football is dire but you can't bet against btts+o2.5 mls special
Let's see which slags name I'll be screaming as I hurl my son into the shed
>>69140794
Barmaid refused to serve me cause I'm wearing sandals, not on. Only wanted a Kopparberg
>>69140875
>Safarova
wew acca ded
>when you click on demand 5 to catch up with big brother and it says who got evicted right on the front page
Smh
>>69140906
Meh just a bit of cheeky fun. Gives me something to scream at when slags play shite.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>69140888
>drinking Kopparberg on a night out
Suppose you've got that subscription money but m8...
>>69140939
>Listening to that old tune and not this fresh BANGER
https://youtu.be/HBISXD_ufI0
What movie should I watch /bet/
>>69139542
About what? The age of consent is 16 pal
>>69140972
>>69140939
>all you youts sleeping on the sound of the summer
http://youtu.be/bHOVcvDDXis
>>69141000
V v worried
>euro rap
mehhh
>>69141000
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtf83Qrp6Tc
>>69141013
YES lad
>>69141017
real thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWd3YkDZ_sc
>>69140972
>that """studio"""" setup
triggered beyond
>>69141013
Nice flow on your verse pal. Never knew you were so good.
Genuinely got cancer from that video.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA
>>69141018
In tears. Didn't expect that ending.
>>69141042
>He doesn't rate AJ
Good luck pal. Don't know for you anymore.
What does a cheeky nandos taste like?
SO SO glad I'm not from London
>>69140939
>Listening to classical music
>>69141071
absolute #banger
>>69141082
Dry chicken and hot sauce.
>>69141013
So so angry
>>69141018
https://vine.co/v/5uPO9QlWeAY
>>69141013
Kek I know one of those faggots. He's from Yorkshire and acts like he's from inner-city London
When London goes the way of Detroit what will the next big UK City be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUVz4nRmxn4
Please disregard all previous posts. This is the thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGMzyajA2U
https://youtu.be/oVzu5cjnPd4
Watch this everyday. If a girl exhibits any of the aforementioned traits. DROPPED.
>>69141093
>he's not listening to some faint piano music whilst reading some of the finest poetry of Federico Lorca and the musings of Fernando Pessoa, only looking up to gaze and contemplate at your Monet paintings on the wall
on FC Dallas too for a med
>>69141190
How fucking old are you?
>>69141189
not bad
>>69141213
post slip
>>69141079
>he's never watched phoenix nights
>>69140794
Bet 365 is net profit, betfair is profit
>>69140939
To think there are people out there who ACTUALLY think I don't dominate the direction of these threads.
This post just proves it.
>>69141190
Keep em coming pal, doing some superb work.
>>69141200
Gold, don't know how I missed this one
https://youtu.be/cc91EfoBh8A
REAL THREAD THEME. DISREGARD ALL OTHERS. IF YOU DON'T WATCH THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL DIE.
>>69141292
>having a crush
have sex
>>69141223
For what purpose?
>>69141292
>Rick astley
>not a rick roll
>>69141315
Everything goes above your head doesn't it? You should to to Jamaica and become a limbo dancer.
>>69141285
Pfft would LOVE to know your weekly average (You) count
>>69141292
You're my crush. Not watching.
>>69141201
>Pessoa
Just end it already m8
>>69141292
About 10 years late there ricky
WHERE ARE THE POINTS VENEZUELA?
WHERE ARE THE GOALS CHICAGO?
BUT WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL BART?
>>69141326
just wanted to check if you actually bet on all these things you tip, carry on
>Bet last night on Nacional
>see players today
>full of U 23s bench players
I have made a terrible mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
>>69141352
Very very saddened by this.
>>69141360
Tell me that's not a tune.
POST SPOTIFY PLAY LISTS. ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
>>69141326
>£10 per unit
feeling genuinely sick that I followed your bets
>>69141357
I live my life by a lot of his words
>>69141372
on these as well
ZERO goals in Chicago
>>69141372
>Betting on the fire to score
Hope i'm not too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
>>69141433
It's a fresh 365 and I'm having deposit issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY
Got a fresh tip from my uncle Robbo.
St Kilda to beat Gold Coast @2.01
>>69141498
Classic
>>69141456
Do you own a fedora? Maybe I've got a bad translation (of Book of Disquiet) but it's just tripe. I get the feeling that if he was born ~100 years later he'd be this guy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
REAL thread theme btw
>>69141547
Aussie Juve guy. Mind if I bash your head in if it doesn't come in.
>>69141565
Ginseng strip is legit a BANGER
LISTEN TO THIS LIFE CHANGING
https://youtu.be/vrQWhFysPKY
>>69141565
Seconded.
Thread intro: https://youtu.be/0uN1egCvazg
>>69141563
This is a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgNvWfCMMh0
>>69141485
>betting against San Jose conceding
https://youtu.be/7yeNXzaqLA4
This is a very funny video. Londoners only.
>>69141573
im 75% sure
/bet/ official theme?
/bet/ official theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysFxrPNjvNA
>>69141655
What is this shit
>Penalty missed
Going for a swim in the Caspian Sea lads. Don't wait up
>>69141724
REALLY want to see azerbaijan. Could've done with a shout lid
Night lids xx
>>69141724
who is this? a fraud?
>>69141630
Mate I've been a fire season ticket holder for three years, it sucks to have your money on them
Neeeeed 2 goals in the Chicago game, sweating like the fat Maltese fuck that I am. Oh wait no, I'm a paki.
OKLAHOMA PENALTY AHAHAHAHA
>>69141817
>naming your team after a catastrophe that killed 300 people
Can you explain this?
>>69141860
lol really?
>>69141860
It's Chicago, we like when things are bad
Hass? More like Mass suicide amirite?
>>69141780
Yes. Made Hass give me his TT password this morning too.
>>69141880
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chicago_Fire
>>69141887
Explains why you traded Rose
>hass
Been back after a few weeks. Still a pseudo I see. PMSL.
>>69141860
NY Jets got away with 10x that
>>69141955
If you listen to Chicago sports radio (goat tier honestly) you'd know that the most popular player in any sport is the best player's backup. Chicago wants people to fail, it's fucked
I need a fuckin nacional goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99AEYbd_p3A
>>69141987
kek. Tbf they were named the Jets before 9/11
>>69142046
>because they knew...
>>69142046
So they knew? Damn jews
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>69141956
Always will be lid.
Planted explosives in Ameribet's Range Rover and I've parked it outside Oklahoma's ground and have set it to go off before the half time whistle and have our bets (and my tips) voided
Will gladly send Juveguy £50 a month if I can get 2 goals in the San Jose game
>>69142137
Hass to get Guantanomo'd in the next 24hrs: @1.4
>>69142176
Habeening
>>69142137
HASSAH HASSBAR
VENEZUELA
>>69136224
>>69136245
>>69135364
Won by 12 lel
>>69142061
>>69142079
Wouldn't even make sense though. Should've named them the New York TNT instead
>>69136224
Isn't it much more fun when everyone wins?
Will trade memes for Chicago goals
>>69142200
Still need one more, don't see it happening in the next 20 minutes. Shouldn't have bet so much on this accumulator, even the cash out value isn't worth it now
>>69142458
meme magic
also, who's tip was this?
I'm glad angry brit anon also won
Snatched a Venezuela SW at 1.5, freemoney
Hass SUCH a pseudo pmsl
Go Nacional one more goal pls
Will happily drink muddy brown water out of Hass's muddy brown arse for one more goal
Will donate Hass a pair of ears for one goal
>>69142701
>donate Hass a pair of ears
Don't understand this meme
7 minutes added, just one goal please
>>69142828
isnt it u2.5? you loose regardless
>>69142868
nope, need over 1.5
>>69131586
One wins. One loses.
Also like Colorado LA o7.5 with de la Rosa and Norris pitching
NACIONAL PLEASE WIN THIS SHIT
Real Salt Lake game, over 2.5 goals. Trust me.
Getting erect over the thought of Hass's tears if Oklahoma City equalize.
Been limited on Betfair, bet365 and Skybet now. What's the next best betting website to use? Don't want to buy an account as I don't trust people
>>69143070
I got 1.9 odds for o 6.5
feeling good
NACIONAL PLS SCORE
>>69143699
bl 3 red cards
Can any of you absolute madmen refuse to get on Dunedin Technical?
>>69144258
Surely a man is entitled to the occasional pixel punt?
We're not made of stone after all
Someone explain to me why the world number one's odds are so high.
This seems like free money?
>>69144526
He is losing by 2 sets, the odds should be higher
>>69144526
He's 2 sets down you dingbat, and he got creamed in the second set.
He might just not give a shit abymore after completing the calender grand slam.
But I've got him in a longshot accy anyway.
>>69144552
>>69144556
What the fuck.
Is he injured or something?
>>69144556
Wonder if it's worth a cheeky fiver on Querrey - why are his odds so high if he smashed Djokovic in the second set?
>>69144589
Because Djokovic is p good
Need some goals in the MLS or I'm gonna lose my $2.50
>>69144526
Kek m8, he's already down by 2. The rain pretty much gave him a second chance.
