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>>69144973
But that's wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_SKUbcBG4E
>>69144973
Wtf nigga that shit is lame. Here is the real thread theme. https://youtu.be/j4L2vmBC3xA
>>69145021
I like Lil Yaughty but his music is terrible
Well that's new
>>69145462
how is the LA game so low scoring
zzzzzz
>>69145503
idk. Marked it down as a loss after the 6th
It's been ages since i last bet (wasn't even online) can you even have multiple redundant bets and be able to cash them in?
If I bet on Home to win with exact score of 2-1
I shouldn't be able to also bet on
under 3.5
over 0.5
over 1.5
over 2.5
even/odd
Home to score
Away to score
Home over 0.5
Home over 1.5
Away over 0.5
Away under 1.5
etc etc?
Usain Bolt may be out of the Olympics
Get in on Yohan Blake odds now
Just updated my spreadsheet after travelling
It was a nice surprise
>>69146093
Why not
REEEE Djokovic you fucking retard you're going to kill my accy ree
On tipster tube, Asian handicap with no numbers and only the team name is DNB right?
>>69146506
>adding 1.01odds to an accy
"no"
Alright lads whats THE wimbly bet tonight
Other than Bautista Agut sw of course
Morning lads. Fuming at Uruguay anon.
>>69146560
Yeah
> the absolute state of this thread
This is what happens when Brits aren't running the place
>>69147304
>Fuming at Uruguay anon.
why?
If you had to put your whole roll on a bet today, what bet would it be?
>>69147327
Italy to beat Germany once again.
>>69147327
Heidelberg to beat Northcote.
Guys I'm cold, need a cuddle.
>>69147371
M E L B O U R N E ?
>>69147377
yeah
>>69147384
W E S T ?
>>69147385
south
>>69147391
then go pay someone to cuddle you you rich cunt
>>69147396
I just want to cuddle under the blankets while i put my bets on :(
>>69147304
Venezuela -10.5 won mate
>>69147325
Oh, turns out it won. Lost my cheeky bet on -12.5
>>69147413
Sorry m8
>>69147283
Bautista-Agut - Tomic O3.5
Gasquet - Ramos-Vinolas O3.5
Pouille - Del Potro 0-3
There are some really obscure uruguay U19 second division matches in the skedge
Honestly I have no idea how they were priced
Daily reminder: wageslave life so so bad
brisbane strikers HT is a med
TT being so shit. Can't tip my worldie. 7/10 as well.
>>69147629
Please someone check which bookies are offering Isner-Tsonga to go O4.5
>>69147627
JUST
If this worldie comes in. Going /outshagging/ tonight
>If
Not a worldie then if you have your doubts
>Has never ever posted a worldie
V v strange man
>>69147283
I missed adding Kyrgios instead by about 30 seconds, fml
But I've learned my lesson
>>69147640
querry seems really interesting
>>69147772
Tipped him to win. Djoko is DUE. Serb cunt.
>>69147762
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board
>>69147781
Tinder posting NEEDS to be allowed.
>>69147779
Will our man Isner pull off the 0.3.5? Might put a big one in for the big man
>>69147796
4 matches vs Tsonga. 3 gone to last set tie breaks.
Come on Querrey. Need this so so much. 3 chances to win this. PLEASE. Need some /bet/ magic.
>tfw wageslave
Wat do
>>69147946
quit your job, borrow 50k and put it on red.
>>69147982
Nowhere will borrow me 50k
>>69147982
This, just make you have a revolver next to you in case it hits black.
>>69148008
They might be reluctant giving it to clinically retarded people
go ing L A R G E o n K a Y A
>>69148053
HT*
>>69147534
>unironically betting on tomic against quality player
do you enjoy throwing money down the shitter mate?
Morning lads
DAC after Belgium last night but made it all back after meme betting on total corners and Brazil rebacks after they went behind last night.
I need something sensible to bet on today though.
>>69148300
>Bautista Agut
>Quality
>>69148351
Italy to beat Germany
>>69148380
Already on Germany lad
>>69148386
Follow Romania's model then
>>69148019
HAHAHAHA banta!!!
Plzen HT @1.8
>thinking Djokovic isn't going to meme his way back in
>>69148455
TT says he's DUE
>>69148453
J-just kidding. Match stopped due to torrential downpour ;_;
bautista agut>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bernard tomic
>tfw wageking
>get up week days bright and early at 5am
>morning workout, breakfast, pack lunch
>be at work at by 5.55am, short commute
>operator level (re full klaus mode) forkliftin all day
>comfy side business straightening bent steel
>finish up by 2.30-4 depending on how much steel i want to deal with
>solid paycheck every fortnight
>mfw gambling strictly for pleasure
I seriously hope none of you slugs think you're ever going to beat the bookies at their own game
Remember work sets you free lids
Tennis Tipster SOSO based
Romanian guy SO SO Based
love these two
What to do
>>69148624
hows the trade market? I know there's a lot more construction jobs. How much do you get paid if you dont mind
>>69148667
It is only 8 bucks. Cash out. Price will only drop after HT.
>>69148667
>>69148680
This 2bh
>>69148624
Yeah. Being on the dole is actually really good but only for about 2 months. After a while having no job grinds you down, it's not even the money it's the fact it gets you up before 3pm and the social opportunities that go with it.
Also how the fuck are you ever going to get a £5k roll in the first place if you're a greasy NEET?
>>69148680
>bucks
I know our currency had dropped but it's still not as worthless as that disgusting as the dollar
>>69148674
trade (re labour) market is pretty good as far as i can tell
most builders are total dipshits so if you're halfway decent there's no shortage of work for the time being.
I'm on the lower end of the spectrum wage wise (clear about 700 a week) but idgas as I'm at a very sweet spot work/life balance wise
>>69148766
thats great to hear. One thing im proud about Australia is fair treatment of tradies and appreciation of them.
>>69148624
This is a very very strange post
>>69148644
PLEASE tell me what tip it was? I followed one of his and lost.
>>69148785
the math works uzbekistan u 2.5 bet. He was confident, with 8/10 units. Check his TT page
>>69148814
>math
>>69148814
Meant the tennis guy. Delpo Stan didn't go to a 1st set tie break.
Romania so so based.
>>69148821
>https://tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
this is the Romanian Guy
>>69148667
Cash out liddo.
>>69148829
I try to avoid bets like that, I think his stake was 2/10 so if you bet more than 15 dollars its foolish. People pay a lot of money for 65% accuracy and the fact Tennis Tipster and Romanian guy gives then for free is very generous.
>>69148846
I ignored 57 when it was in the 13th min at 2-0. Holding out for the pennies
>>69148533
this
baustista should win this for fucks sake
Rba
Tsonga
Kvitova
Bouchard
Friedsam
Whens the Sam Querrey/Steve Johnson double game coming? it was supposed to occur 3 days ago
>>69148873
You can probably get high aaccuracy just picking favorites all the time. Yield is much more important
>>69148707
By slowly working your way up
>>69148973
of cause, the Romanian guy has 108% yield, its pretty good yield
>>69144894
Ptl guy has had £500 on suwon blue wings game 2 or more goals at 1/3 shit odds like but I thought I'd tell you.
>>69149034
Hope his j leagues one come through later.
£20 --> £23
Literally making a quid a day, managed bankroll life so so -ve
gf has the flu pals
>>69149056
Bankrolling this
>>69149109
Only £27 more and you'll have enough to pay me that £50 you still owe
Model lookin so so good already. (With the exception of some of yesterdays Irish games for some reason). Other than that even correctly predicted 4/6 draws and a 2.62 and 3.5 SW winner. 13/17 so far.
>>69148667
How do you score 2 goals within 7 minutes then doze off?
>>69149190
where can i obtain your tips?
>>69149195
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh
>>69149209
I want to track at least 100 games and it still needs some tweaking before I post them. For now I just keep a spreadsheet.
>>69148963
Today hopefully.
>>69149114
-ve
Thinking about bankrolling by betting on the coalition in the Australian elections, thoughts?
>>69149274
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
very close. its probably best to decide for yourself.
Liberals have lost ~10 seats in South Australia and Tasmania but had a lead last election so its become very close
Tell me why Chin United aren't the Official team of /bet/?
Also down 0-3
>>69149274
Too close to call. Too risky. Coalition were at 1.01 throughout the afternoon, and Labor got as high as 11.00 at one point. Odds have changed dramatically over the last hour.
>>69149274
Wait for the odds to lengthen. Ive got a fiver on labor @ 10 and its halved.
>mfw someone tells me they didn't bet on italy to win outright when they were 16:1
>>69149274
Do it now, WA is a heavy Lib state
>>69149449
>implying you speak to people
good one
3pm, Swedish Superettan, Varberg to win
>>69149518
I'm IN
put MILLIONS of croatian dollars
I TRUST you
Wtf labor leading now? Literally shaking got 5K on Coalition
>>69149730
no way labor wins its a safe bet
Did no learn ANYTHING from Brexit?
It was literally a week ago
>>69149274
>>69149730
>>69149499
>>69149753
what are the odds atm liddo's?\
>>69149903
Australia is a different political climate to the UK. Libs have an 8 seat lead now.
WTB LADS?
>>69149938
noice
based jewbull will have a mandate within his own party now
GRIGOOOOOR
Shonan Bellmare RT9 corners lads
u6.5 goals Estonia beach @1.83
Have tournament organisers not learned anything this week? Play washed out yesterday, and they refuse to keep the roof closed today. Barely got through 4 games.
>>69150247
Only Centre Court has a roof
{Ceara} v EC Bahia @ (2.40)
{Atletico PR} v America MG @ (1.55)
{Haugesund} v IK Start @ (1.44)
Good home teams, over the season and recently, against shit away teams, over the season and recently.
Bodo/Glimt v {Rosenborg} @ (1.45)
Bodo are absolute shite and Rosenborg are by far the best Norwegian side.
Need a Shonan goal and 2 corners like A I R
>>69150344
#ON
>>69150344
looks good
>>69150344
are these from the UAC group?
>>69150471
>UAC group
What the fuck is that lad?
>>69150507
surely nibs
>>69150507
Hello, Reddit!
LATEST FROM UAC BETTING ON FACEBOOK
Africans are fucking weird
>>69150527
I'm a complete nib
>>69150532
Not reddit, I just don't come to /bet/ often
If it ends a hung parliament, is it a half-win or voided when that option is not available?
WillHill anon surreal.
>These dancing Japs
>>69150581
What did he post?
Saw some posts about Tomic/RBA back there. Reminder Bernie has played a lot of tennis, he said he was feeling a bit tired yesterday and the day off would do him good.
While RBA has to work hard to win and is way fresher with his 2nd rd bye due to Kuku injury. Id pick Tomic but.....
just took a nap, did we make it?
>>69150666
>>69149056
Home team scored twice in injury time at the end to make it 2-1 causing >>69150650
>>69130885
>ABSOLUTELY FUMING LADS, IF HYUNDAI DON'T WIN TOMORROW I'LL END IT
That must have been so sweaty.
>>69150697
Ah, didn't get any hits for "WillHill". Thanks, friend.
On toras so hard
>>69150879
you wish lad
1111111111111111
Man who carries Kenya league?
>Reback culture
>>69150953
365
>>69151012
>no 365
>refusing free money culture
>>69151058
I'll sell you one
>>69151091
It's okay. I will just sit this round out then.
Ty for the Venezuela tip, Uruguay, waking up to profit is nice
>>69151091
I'll give you 50quid for your account, no joke.
New guy here from yesterday, Ulsan came through to score 2 goals in 90th min to win 2 -1. Buzzing lads, officiallly addicted to betting
>>69149190
Another 3.25 winner
>>69150879
>>69150946
>1 shot on goal
Dunno, looking dire.
>>69151304
That's nice.
>>69151248
Get out while you can desu
>>69150676
I went with Tomic too.
TorasAngel SO fit
>>69151491
Fitter than your cousin?
>>69151491
NEED a second before ht
Inglot/Nestor just sooooo good. Considering backing to win it.
Hello. I have a question: except 10bet and bet365, which bookmarkers do you advice ? Thanks
>>69151304
Are you going to post a TT or something?
>>69151304
VERY excited for your tt
>>69151651
betvictor, skybet, betfair, paddypower, superlenny, fonbet, marathonbet, 188, unibet, bwin, 888, ladbrokes, willhill
>>69151659
Maybe once I have tracked 100 games (currently 30 with some pending results)
Why is TT doing this? It's showing -0.5 odds instead of +0.5.
This happens in over 50% of AH picks and I can't post them.
>>69151760
whats the tip
Just cba with these rain delays. Might become Baseball Tipster instead. Zzzzzz
>>69151798
no it isn't you clueless fucking mong
>>69151839
Oh OK I guess I'm just imagining it. Sounders +0.5 is supposed to be 3.95 right
>>69151839
>It's that guy
Very tired of this gimmick mate.
>>69151839
It is. it may be saying its the + but those are the odds for the -
James Mckeown
1 min · Cers, France
Just a warning for anyone in France.
At service station and two French kids start shouting "you" "you" at me and the Mrs. So we turned around and they started speaking to us saying "Germany" etc. I said Non Anglais Anglais etc. One of them then said "Beckham" and then I shook his hand. Then he came by my side and started kicking my ankles. Due to extreme knowledge I was thinking he was trying to reinact Beckhams infamous kick out at Pochettino, however the kicking of my ankles continued for several seconds and I began to get suspicious to what was going on checking his hand near my left pocket as he's kicking me. Meanwhile his accomplice was talking to my Mrs and blocking her view on purpose from seeing what he was doing to me. 100% sure it was a pick pocket attempt however I never budged an inch while he was kicking my ankles and my wallet and phone were still in my pocket when they walked away. But be vigilant as there are some horrid French cunts around.
Audibly giggling at this scene
>>69151904
>french kids
1.05 those were gypsies
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>>69151904
kek
>due to extreme knowledge
>>69151904
it was Simeone who Beckham kicked not Pochettino
>>69151904
tl;dr - Absolutely nothing happened to Mackers but he thinks some darkie kids were trying to mug him
Toras so SO shrewd
>>69151802
All games already running, don't have any predictions for later games atm, been busy with other things. Also just thought of something I definitely need to fix before I can consider tipping anything.
>>69151904
PMSL
Toras SUCH a babe, would deepthroat him, proper legend x
SO SO fit
Going medium on Dimitrov
>>69151798
Yeah seems whatever they use to pull odds has just done it all backwards.
If you do a shout and @big_al he might fix it
>>69151241
Think ill wait for Jamie to get back from holiday than be insulted by you desu
>>69152054
Had a fall during one of the first 2 sets and hasn't looked quite as sharp since then.
The break might do him good though
>>69151798
The line it shows is applied to the home team. So if you want Sounders +0.5, you pick the -0.5 market (-0.5 to the home team)
How large are we all on Monchengladbach -5.75? Got a special on myself
>>69152147
He managed to return a break point in the last set, he has the physical skills, what drags him down are the mental ones. Couldn't watch the previous set due to work though, just followed the score.
>>69152179
If I do that the tip will be Sounders -0.5 which is wrong. I want Sounders +0.5
>>69151904
NEED that vice doc on mackers to come out soon
What are people going for in the Germany - Italy game later? Seems like a toss up really. Can't think of a good bet to place.
Maybe Germany corner handicap?
Can't stop blowing off lads
>>69151904
v odd post
>>69152255
I'm sure that is correct. It just displays it weird.
Said I would go out tonight with people I dont see that often but I really cba. What do lids?
>>69152434
Tell them you're washing your model's hair
UAC Tipping Group are medium/large on Berwick
>>69151904
>Due to extreme knowledge I think he was trying to reenact something that didn't happen
>>69152458
whichleague
>>69152434
>Said I would go out tonight with people I dont see that often but I really cba. What do lids?
Same for me, getting dragged along to public viewing and clubbing afterwards. I usually just agree to come so I don't become more socially crippled than I already am. Maybe it's gonna be a shitty night, but how bad can it really be?
>>69152434
Yeah I posted it and it changed to Sounders +0.5
Very strange how it does this.
>>69152434
Come out with me instead
how many paid members does euan have now?
>>69152524
Last night I went out with people I didn't really know, was fucking awful, never spoke to anyone for more than a few minutes, spent most of the night standing on my own or at the bar. NEED some charisma
>>69152606
When that happens I either do speed or get shitfaced. That always works.
>>69152499
Inplay. UK friendlies.
This Wimbledon is awful, covers are getting put on again. Are we going to see a day that has more than 1 game in it...
>>69152146
says the broke loser. enjoy tearjerking yourself to sleep tonight while I'm out blowing my 4 figgy winnings from yesterday. scum.
>>69152628
Tennis is awful pal
pmsl
>>69152544
I've seen other place do it for easily displaying the odds for both sides at one glance but its so badly laid out on TT you can be forgiven for getting it confused.
Trading F1 qualy today SO SO good because of a bit of rain
>>69152639
Not broke just giving up betting for more professional reasons and would like to get rid of all my spare accounts :)
444444444
SLAPPING Puiu -0.5 like my wife does to her son when he doesn't take the bins out
isnt UAC a paid group
>>69152851
Yes. Extortionate fees though
>>69152762
>giving up betting for more professional reasons
PLEASE tell me more
do I bet on unders or overs with teams who have horrid defense and attack
>>69152931
thanks for the leak feeling guilty
Who /stevejohnson/ here?
Why does /bet/ love him so?
>>69153092
>0-0
Stop feeling guilty for leaking, start feeling guilty for posting it here.
>>69152458
kek
>>69153357
thought Euan made good tips and i just rushed the bet. regretting it rn
>>69152458
>>69153092
Nice one. :^)
Any tips on Italy - Germany? Is it going to be a snooze fest and a draw?
>>69153357
>>69153431
>>69153447
>>69153449
>1:1
Ain't that some shit.
>>69153447
UAC Tipping Group is BT and J West. Euan is DAC Tipping Group.
>>69152996
please respond
how many paid followers does euan have?
>>69153480
v strange post this
>>69153484
>being the desperate for nibs
>>69153483
dont bet
>>69153504
tiers
>>69152996
>>69153483
Both for guaranteed gain :^)
>>69150344
REEEEEEEEEE
>>69153512
that's not PAID though, is it you utter mong?
>>69153537
ireland please go
>>69153555
yes it is
>>69153555
He removed all his followers before he went paid, so it should be, you absolute cuntscab.
Dimitrov so so shit, regret betting on him so much
>>69153586
calm down you bubblegum babby
Euan worth paying for?
RAIN
A
I
N
>>69153638
no
-4% in asia this month pmsl
Wealdstone raider wants a smed on QPR u21
https://next.ft.com/content/1179d5cc-3fa6-11e6-9f2c-36b487ebd80a
>>69153817
can you c+p the article, don't have a sub. ta
>>69153817
joe so cringey
Going on a Trans Narva Nome Kalju double, chasing time
>>69153866
You know. CP cab be interpeted several ways. Especially here. Like Canadian Press.
>>69153866
http://pastebin.com/4q8LhgBH
"suggested that rates of problem gambling are higher among those who live near “clusters” of bookmakers, as well as among unemployed and minority ethnic groups."
pmsl
>when you gain momentum on TT then dullards start following you ending your run
levadia talin II -0.25 might be worth something
>DAC Tipping
Reminder that there is no proof UAC Tipping Group was on Berwick or the Europa League games or that the group even exists except for one anon pretending to be in it.
Betfred have Lewis Hamilton @2.25 to win the Austrian GP. Price should be around 1.5 pmsl
>>69154342
>suspended and corrected as soon as I post
zzzzzzzzz
DJOKOVIC
J
O
K
O
V
I
C
ON EUAN HUGE
Anyone got a bet for the next hour or so?
>>69154657
NEED a leak
>>69154657
what's the tip lid? is it the gummy drop rball bet?
Simply CANNOT stop sending death threats to tennis players.
>>69154657
>le be obscure about bet meme
waah waah goo goo waaah
goals please
>>69154751
>le please spoonfeed me I'm a greasy faced leech with a 3 digit roll and no idea how to find value meme
bore off summer student
Euan SURREAL
e u a n
Dimitrov so TEZ
Too scared of the doxx to leak what will undoubtedly be ANOTHER Euan winner.
>>69154860
>>69154817
The bet is losing though...
>>69154903
he got this desu
R A I N
A
I
N
>>69153547
Start are absolutely getting away with it, it'll be a travesty if Haugesund don't win desu
ah yes
>>69155328
need em to get one more in
PGA prestakers ruined yet another good bet. Bunch of genuine retards
>>69155401
nice one lad, please come back and say that about all the matches I bet on
>>69155401
in the fucking net, get in!
LARGE on DJokovic 6-1/6-2 5th set
>>69152938
I'll have to travel a lot, not much to tell friend
>>69155470
It only came in-play on mara you absolute tool.
Plus it got suspended 20 mins in and removed completely.
>>69155560
that's because pre-stakers ruined the line and 365 decided not to bring it in play. how thick are you son?
>>69155470
>>69155610
>Implying Lehotka Botond ruins lines
>>69155658
ebic mate, simply ebic
LE MEME PAID TIPSTER BET JUST WON
FUCKING SURREAL LIDS
UAC WEW WEW
>>69155470
>he didn't prestake as soon as it was posted
PMSL
lids it's so hot here i'm fucking melting
just downloaded 30gbs of seinfeld with russian audio pmsl
>>69155741
>why yes I do have a clean 365 and the max pre-stake lays are WELL above my maximum stake
>>69155765
Overcast here friendo
>>69153630
>pretends to be a real tough cunt
>gets butthurt when called out
Nice projecting there, shitheel.
>>69155785
utter utter
>>69155796
>doesn't have a clean 365
>complains about it not coming in-play on 365
wew
>>69155328
>1 on target
>1 off target
>1 goal
Haugesund defense/goalie should be fucking flogged.
I suppose, Euan was on Garforth Town? Can anyone confirm?
>>69152197
7777777777777777777777777
>not me gusta
>>69156000
111111111
>>69156000
>Altitude babbies
This meme AGAIN
>>69156077
2222222
>>69156000
22222222222222222
Querrey so so close. Please don't let me down. He simply can not keep getting away with this
3333333333333333
MACKERS UNREAL.
>>69156000
33333333333333333333
>>69156000
>typing in bet amount
>suspended, goal
>think maybe I shouldn't get on
>2nd goal
>3rd goal
Fucking was 2 seconds off placing my bet
Wish I had a bet365 account
Liverpool women -1.25 away to everton. Large bet for me.
Far superior, internationals in every position vs mostly teenagers. Big gulf between WSL1 and 2, city are destroying villa 4-0 atm and its a similar situation here. Liverpool finally putting results together after a lot of signings needing time to gel.
4444444444
>>69156216
Thanks Martin
>>69156216
You mean the same team that couldn't beat Chelsea?
Is this 1st half goal line havin a laugh?
>>69156216
If they don't I'll go the ground and shit on the pitch
>>69155470
>it's 10-0 and he wasn't on anything
pmslpmsl
>>69156276
on absolutely fucking huge
Too many people betting these days.
>>69156284
What was the bet lid
>>69156334
Gladbach -4.5
>>69156375
I didnt even see that game, was it on 365
>>69156276
>>69156310
oh god
WHERE'S THE FIFTH GOAL
>>69156401
Was loads of places pre-game, just like most of the lower league friendlies today but only on mara in-play
Wtb??
Gone massive on FH Over 4.5. Cat has a 20 minute head start
>>69156461
what game?
>Shot on target
>Not a goal
In a very dark place right now
FIFTH GOAL WHEN
EUAN SUCH A FRAUD
Baffled that people didn't just settle for the original tip
Reback culture is killing /bet/
>343 posts
>not one mention of the special stake (NOT the PGA bubblegum bet)
tears
holy shit
D E L F I N
E
L
F
I
N
>>69156564
>still not one mention
/leeches/
I'LL TAKE IT HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
rebacking 5.5 they gonna be pissed they conceded tbqhg
REBACKING O5.5 MEDIUM
>>69156564
Is it Madla?
>>69156649
Nibs you sad little pseudo pmsl
>>69156649
pml
>>69156614
>>69156616
which game is this? the mackers tip?
>>69152197
>0-15 FT
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69156687
yes
On my KNEES for a 6th before HT
6-0 lol
they were on a +1
bet of the year
Why did I go large on this accumulator? 13 bets in total and 11 of them have won; now these 2 are fucking me up.
>>69156730
Post slip showing your special stake on Kuldigas
???
>>69156776
smack it lid, sportsbook always settle errors as wins
up life
GOOOAAAALLL
>>69156776
it's the u19s playing right now
Can't stop winning
Will never ever stop winning
>>69156649
>HE WASN'T ON
>>69156776
WHAT SITE? SPECIAL STAKE
CITY LADIES SURREAL
MACKERS SURREAL
Surely 8.5. Is a go?
>>69156825
did a bet anyway
Best site for all these obscure bets? I'm limited on bet365 and betfair
What is THE bet for the second half?
>>69156933
>Reback culture
Reback the Novak
>>69156933
You must be up absolute fortunes on the first half.
Just leave it and take your wife out for dinner.
>The robot being beaten by a servebot
surreal
Novak out
TENNIS TIPSTER SOOOOO SHREWD
>>69156998
it's over
Q U E R R Y
U
E
R
R
Y
Fuck this shit
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I told you to lay Djokovic you cunts.
>>69150344
Hey I tipped Ceara a few days ago
What does /bet/ drive?
>>69157270
That makes me feel more confident about it, thanks lad
over 3.5 cards and under 2.5 goals in the Italy - Germany match
>>69157289
nothing atm
>>69157289
Literally no reason to own a car in 2016. No excuse not to be living close to a city centre.
>had a med on Kygoat to win Wimbledon
Just need to beat Andy
Up Gazillions. Buzzing off my tits. Where should I eat tonight lads.
>>69157289
2004 320i
defy anyone to find a more +EV car
S A U S A G E B U T T Y
A
U
S
A
G
E
B
U
T
T
Y
>>69157377
post slips zzzzzzzz
>>69157338
>>69157367
>Being bus wankers
Embarrassing
>Dimitrov
>>69157377
Dimitrov down though :@
Partizan SW is THE BET
>>69157377
Still got the johnson/querry doubles match
>>69156177
Selling my spares m8
How much are you lids currently up from this mackers game?
77777777777
666666666666666
>>69157484
I'm up the last 3 digits of this post
>>69157377
Nandos
>>69157442
Querrey on such a high will win.
>>69157426
Fuck that cunt.
>>69157403
Implying I need validation
>>69157519
>guy who quit his trip for 2 mins
You love the attention fuckboi
>>69157512
>Implying I'm a chav and have no taste buds
Much rather a greasy kebab
>>69157580
So happy I'm having an indulgence
So so LARGE on Partizan Belgrade
Hass what on earth is that line you just tipped
Lyon price has gone too far. Not full strength, but still with enough quality in the squad to beat a lower league side
>this murray game will never end
>>69157958
/bet/ magic
TOMIC!!! FUCK I AM SO GOOD.
Germany / Italy.
Wtb?
>tfw actually betting on NBA summer league
such an addict lol
>>69157880
Excellent, now I can reback etc etc
>>69158007
Did you tip him on here? Don't remember getting tt notification
>>69158103
Yeah remember some Aussie was telling me RBA would definitely win. As anon though
Safarova please you naughty slag.
Isner need you to win this first set like I need the molecule of atomic weight 16
Nice one cybu
Incredibly large on Oshmyany SW, imagine thinking it's fixed pmsl
>>69157672
Forgot to put myself 'on' to let you know lol
smed on 7777777
>degefors
>>69158301
not even enough time for me to say I'd be back later to laff at you
>>69158301
welp
>>69158460
>>69158469
nibs :^)
>>69158301
>he hasn't been arbing betfair and asia
kek
>>69158020
>>69158020
please respond
Second Club Brugge goal when?
Need 1 more in this Mackoon game. Would be so so happy
>>69157377
pussy
Any tips for the Germany VS Italy game? I think I'm going to quit betting for a while as I'm staking far too much. Thankfully I'm up enough, but I've got £200 left on my Betfair account and want to put it on different silly bets for the game
>>69157377
big mac (meal)
May actually cry if Brugge don't get a second
Taking the wifes son to buy a Federer hat. In tears. Can not hear what the wife is saying as I've adjusted my hearing aids to no slags allowed.
>>69158798
4/10 post
had potential too
>>69158891
Nicked from TT.
>>69158912
I know
Polish hairdressers so fit but so fucking useless
>>69158679
O3.5 cards
>>69158798
Cuck
>tfw was gonna put 50 on wales to win yesterday when they were at 15.00 odds to win in fulltime at one point when losing 1-0, but decided against it and just put 5 for them to qualify..
>>69159368
dat
Meh, this riskfree offer is so useless for todays game, can not think of a qualifying bet.
>>69159368
>tfw was gonna put 50 on Germany to win yesterday when they were at 1000 odds to win 7-1 at one point when the game kicked off, but decided against it and just put 5 for them to qualify..
>>69159494
Kek
>>69156000
>>69156077
>>69156167
How about my fuckup, I somehow managed to put money on the A-team game that's playing later tonight. t_t
>>69159511
Me too lmao. That was the only one on my bookies.
>>69159511
kek you never know famalam
I want a smed on Rosenborg ML @2.00
>>69159665
Haven't looked great in all honesty
>>69159450
not even close but you do you
>>69159368
wtf why didnt you tip that wales to win @ 15 cunt i couldnt come up with that myself
Hello Haas where are the goals
40 or more booking points on the Germany game @ 1.83, is this viable? Want to go large on this.
In their last 8 games (not H2H) only 2 of them have had less than 40
>>69159945
Check how many on yellows
ending my life over this rosenborg game desu
>>69159945
A booking means pretty much all of them will miss the next game so can see it being tentative in terms of tackling. Can't see there being 40 points.
Who's picking up a card tonight? First five responses get a fiver on who they suggest
>>69160270
howedes
>>69160270
De Rossi
>>69160270
Zaza
>>69160270
neuer
>>69160270
khedira
So which cunt was it who posted about the Rosenberg game which I probably would have avoided if no one mentioned it
>>69160335
bovada doesn't have Neuer available for some reason. Choose again.
What's the best bet for Italy - Germany? Cards? Corners?
>>69160444
muller anytime
>>69160407
chiellini then
>>69160454
muller DUE
>>69160290
>>69160303
>>69160308
>>69160335
>>69160353
>>69160522
Let's see how this ends up
>>69160593
Hey! What do you like for MLB tonight?
Giants ML and Cubs -1 seem pretty clear to me, but not sure what else is worth my money.
Any suggestions for the qualifying bet in the Germany game?
>>69160676
Tigers @1.8 is worth a go
ITALIA WILL WIN
germany fh and draw fh
need heerenveen goals ffs. how can you be so bad
No to sound racist but the quality of posting here was/is much better when it's only British flags
>>69160857
How on earth have they not scored yet?
11111111
Just 3 more
>>69160955
Top quality post m8 you're really proving your point there
>>69160732
I like that, considering how Rays are in a bit of a slump and Tigers have been hot.
Why is the price so up though?
>>69161062
Probably because Verlander has been tez recently and Snell is a good prospect pitching at home
>>69161020
22222
>>69161140
Fair. I like the Tigers, thanks lad.
Guys. What is THE Euro bet?
>>69161468
o0.5
>>69160444
Unders and a draw.
C'MON ITALY
FOR PIZZAAAAAA
Need 40 booking points, don't let me down italy
>>69161566
In DIRE NEED of a sending off.
Anyone signed up for this? Neat concept from betstars
>>69161893
Won't happen, but with Pele starting I see him getting 18 yellows
>>69159249
Be careful.
Both these doubles bets look down :(
ISNER ISNER ISNER COME ON BOY
im taking bets if you guys want in
TSONGA BUCK UP COME ON BOY.
if you arent on germany huge you are deluded
>>69162903
Will love this post in 2 hours
NEED that RBA backing Aussie and Brit to come out.
>>69162950
top chuckle, youve bought into the italy hype?
italy have been SHITE defensively, its just their opponents kept missing easy chances
so you morons see a clean sheet and assume italy know how to defend
>>69162903
I've gone huge on Italy, can't wait to see your tears. Germany haven't played a game against a strong team yet whilst Italy have beaten Belgium and Spain
need johnson/querry to start winning
>>69162903
cheers for the money lid xx
>>69163172
>Belgium
>strong team
2-0 Italy desu.
>>69160353
pmsl already gonna lose
>>69163511
Stronger than Hungary, Poland and Northern Ireland. Final score is 2-1 to Italy or 1-0 to Italy
>>69160732
laying this
>>69161912
Yeah, got it from Betsafe. I was too late for a ticket to this game though. How is it?
Dread to think how much Michael Caley has on under 1.75 goals, lad is SUCH a mainstream judge
Fucking Pelle, can you please get some cards
>>69163828
strange post
>>69163865
How? He had a 30% ROI in Asia last month, you would know this if you were shrewd enough to be part of UAC Tipping Group.
>>69164040
have sex
>>69164040
Pop ya cherry lid
Mamma mia Buffon what a sexy man
Need some meme magic for johnson/querry
Fucking hell, go outside for the first time in ages and miss a Mackers worldie. Please can someone give me £5 of the no doubt hundreds you have made x
>>69159665
Tears. First round after the summer break is always, always bizarre. Viking is probably gonna win tomoz.
>>69164174
You are a very, very strange little man. Not quite sure what your issue with my posts is.
Missed whole thread whats the bet
>>69164400
double dubs wasn't enough ):
Jesus fucking Christ Italy, can you just starting fouling the Germans already.
>>69164877
Not over 3.5 yellow cards for sure
TOPPING UP ON ITALY HUGE
>>69165226
>an Germany
>trusting him
>>69165313
>no shots on goal
>spent less than 30 seconds near Italy's goal
Need Tsonga to take this set
just took money out my savings account to put even more on the germany win
>>69165389
The state of him. Losing a set to isner which isn't a tiebreak.
If I don't see a red card my wife's son will be when I'm beating him senseless.
Bet my house and car on Germany, come on you fucking nazi bastards
The state of italy
Meant to buy the wife's son a new bike but I've stuck it on Italy
Germany win is lotto right?
Just need one more italian corner and I'm up sums
I want to believe that I haven't made a silly silly bet
>>69165867
Tears
>>69165524
Put my qualifying bet on o0.5. Considering that i NEVER win bets, this will end 0-0 after 90 minutes.
>>69165983
I'm tonnes today anyway from the friendlies, this is what I left in my account to fool around with before I quit gambling. Will be somewhat unhappy if it loses, but ah well
>>69165867
o3.5 italy corners was @1.60 you dope
bookings are rarer in the later games because no one wants to miss the semi
>>69166198
Fuck, didn't see corner. Ah well, I believe in Pelle
Italy going to get an early goal after the half, then foul themselves into a 1-0 victory and semi final, with yellows galore
>>69166091
Did you research the referee?
still no cards
pmsl
>>69167092
Yeh, he gives 4.99 yellow cards on average per match
DAILY REMINDER
>>69167107
I'm most certainly not laughing pal.
bookies are the guy in the background
>>69167107
8 Italian players are on yellows so they're being very cautious, ref is also a big softie, not like the one who reffed Argentina vs Chile.
>>69167238
Not sure I believe this friendo.
>>69167317
Still so so funny. Can actually imagine that nonce Kane asking.
>>69167228
For international matches?
1111111111111111
>>69167411
for all the games he's ref'd in the euros, soon as we see a goal we'll see cards; hopefully.
2222222222222
333333333333
Italians have lost their heads pmsl
33333333
pmsl
>>69167480
>>69167564
well done
4444444444444444
hahahaah
Got on o2.5 @2 hahaha yerrrrsss
>still no Chiellini booking
zzzzzzzzzzz
Italian heads missing. Reward if found.
Over yellow making a killing atm
pmsl /bet/ magic strikes again
TSONGA
CARDS
Heads gone. Don't know why I didn't top up. Italians are certified hot heads.
>>69167854
>TSONGA
>CARDS
On my hands and knees for Tsonga. Would top of a perfect day.
reminder that my life is over if germany dont win
Not gonna lie lads, I'm taking a shite whilst watching the game on my laptop. I've been eating a lot of cheese lately and have't been having my cereal in the morning, so my fibre is very low.
I've been straining for about 20 minutes now and it's too large and painful to push out, as I began to strain one last time the cards came up and I won't lie to you, I pushed this log out so well that I've popped a blood vessel whilst screaming "ITALYYYYYY", the wife's son has knocked at the door to see if I'm ok but it won't change the fact that after I've wiped the blood and shit away, I'm still going to beat him to death if there's not one more yellow.
Is it acceptable to list "Sportsbook Investor" as a job on your CV?
Germany 7+ corners @ evens. Already have 4. Worth a punt I reckon.
OZILLLLLLLLLLLLL
1111111111111111111111111111111
>tfw sitting at home alone watching this game
HERE CUM DAT BOIII
>>69168041
This is so good demand for more
One more yellow and I'm up tonnes, two more yellows and I'm going to be able to finally buy the wife's son enough gameboys that he lvoes me
>>69168118
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