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First for /bet/ discord crew
true 1st for land of the free
>>69108621
How does one go about joining this elite circlejerk?
>>69108686
Pm euan on the tube.
>>69108706
messaged his youtube account
man I missed out on all the tipster tube and tinder craze
>>69108787
I missed months of good shit working politics, so nice to not be an 80hr a week wageslave anymore
>>69108770
He might no answer on YouTube, he's more active on his twitch and Instagram
just bet 200$ for wales to win 2-0 lol
>>69109342
lmao
>>69109342
Would rather set my money on fire desu.
GUYS, BIG NEWS
bookies are interested in providing live coverage for golf
how would that even work? are tournaments in south america common? maybe I'll get some fancy clothing and give it a shot
>>69109866
>are tournaments in South America common?
Not really. It's mostly Europe and the US
>>69109893
I was honestly thinking for a long time about living in Europe as a scout, there's loads of money to make both covering matches and tournaments, I have EU citizenship. Also of course betting on obscure stuff
But yuros are cold as shit, I would feel so lonely there. Chicks have flat asses too
>>69109948
>Chicks have flat asses too
Like that will affects you
>>69109948
>chicks have flat asses too
You know, I liked you a lot before this comment, but now I like you even more. You're a good lad
>>69110020
Thanks mate, I missed reading some posters all those weeks, you among them. Glad to be back too
>>69110135
Need basket tips like water.
Hi lads
Where is bet?
Still spewing over ferrer last nite
tears
>>69109342
Nice
Can i tail please?
>>69109672
Do you hate profits m8?
>>69110411
>Belgium not winning.
>>69110262
Ceara SW Saturday @2.43. Price has gone too far
I havent watched any wales, is it bale + 10?
Guaranteed profit or risky CS?
>>69111035
for a free bet?
risky mate, don't be a babby
Shinnik have 2 friendlies in 4 hours, they might field a weak squad in one of them. Keep an eye out.
Wageslave life so so dire
>>69111591
3 more hours till I stave off the darkness for 2 days.
>>69111591
Gonna head to work in a couple of mins, i feel you
>>69111591
Just want to get a comfy Government Job and just research sports all day.
>>69111591
Who /casual fridays/ here?
>>69111735
More like no work friday.
Gave my sup my weekly report and been reading poker all day for poker night tonight. Life of a system admin in a small company.
wales to beat belgium lads
Spotify on shuffle. Send me your play lists lads.
>>69111896
Google Play Music's better.
>>69111944
>6.99 a month
Don't like the layout. Also orange is a disgusting colour.
Can not stop singing along
>>69111970
Spotify and GPM are both 9.99€ here.
Orange is my favourite colour.
>>69112005
>Paying for Music
>>69112005
Spotify is 4.99 due to student discount.
>>69112024
>2016
>>69111987
Fuck I forgot people on /bet/ are plebs
>>69109342
Bigger madman than the pitch invader, hope it comes through for your sake tho
>>69112024
>he can't even afford music
Wawrinka Delpo gonna be so so good.
Matches to watch today
Wawrinka VS Delpo
Kyrgios vs Brown
Kuznetsov vs Nishikori
Djokovic vs Querrey
Johnson vs Dimitrov
Slags tennis is banned.
>carefully analyze a bet
Lose
>tilt and do something random
Win
What's the cheeky Wimbly bet lad
>>69112160
ktfb, sometimes too much info can mess me up
>>69112169
Acca posted last night lid. Should be fun.
Obligatory wageslave life so so bad.
>>69112169
Remove Kvitova for about 6.7 or somethin
>>69112206
>>69112198
Gonna regret losing $3 for betting on womens tennis. Oh well.
>>69112246
Got a refund but still PISSED at Mladenovic, cucking me out of 300+ profit
>>69112246
Kek, it makes watching much better when you've got a cheeky pound on.
>>69112271
Muller messed up the other one as well. Just so so unlucky.
Whats the big bet tonight?
>>69112607
Belgium CS
>>69112607
Euan's got his Kolmonen model right now lid.
Got some worldies lined up today.
Need UAC tipping group leaks like H20
Belgium's gonna win in 90. R-right lads?
>>69112835
BTTS
Bale with a FK
Belgium wins in 90
>>69112835
Its wales lid, semen slurpage guaranteed
>tfw crawling back to /bet/ as a broke NEET
Yeah think I may have overstepped myself with the bet on Belgium
just how hard will bet sudoku when wales wins?
From a cursory read Gove's looks pretty strong. Someone EXPLAIN this
>>69111987
GOAT
Lids
I want a LARGE on Hume City DC $2
>>69113124
awful.
South Melbourne just wins.
Belgium without Kompany, Hazard, Courtois, Vermalen, Fellaini and De Bruyne
rip in piece /bet/
>>69113383
kek, always love Croatia posts.
>>69113383
>implying any of those losers can stop the bayol train
no but seriously lads just smashed the bautista agut sw line before it dropped any further
its like a license to print money, put half my tournament winnings on it
>>69113383
>not including vertongen
kek
Where's that cuck new tripfag that said brisbane was going to win
>Melbourne up 16-0 after 22 mins
kek
>This Broncos team Again look to re-back large on Broncos in-play if Melbourne score first, the price should jump to around $1.90
24-0 KEK, Absolutely loving this after I told Melbourne were going to win.
>>69113788
Got on @2.55, sweet
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10636787
http://www.strawpoll.me/10636787
http://www.strawpoll.me/10636787
>its an endless postponing episode
>>69113906
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10636787
you mad man.
Hobart Zebras 0.0 desu
guys i moved to australia. please ignore the british juveguy. he is a fraud
Can someone book me a flight to where ever Fola Esch play for next week please?
>>69114037
>>69114064
saved to my aussie banter folder
>>69114106
We are busing it to Luxembourg lid
>>69114149
No I am fucking not
>>69114148
thx
fucking britcuck weather i swear
>>69114163
>he doesn't want to get on the banter bus
pmsl
>>69114164
oi fuck off, dont impersonate me you cunt
Just woke up lads, missed the Melbourne storm rape train
>>69114287
unfortunate. a lot of people got tricked by the australian fraud who said 'people pay for his tips' and went on to tip for the broncos
done with work, time to lose money on irrelevant teams
>>69114342
Hahaha soft twats, I was on storm a couple of weeks back and got a shit ton of cash back
Is £50 pre-match on over 0.5 goals (@1.1) and the risk-free in-play on a draw (currently @3.4) a decent bet? Or just hope for an upset and risk-free on Wales (@5.25), hoping it's not a shitty 0-0 match?
>>69113124
>>69113210
>>69113210
what now cunt, First Melbourne now Hume score, UAC.
Fucks sake South Melbourne
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69114479
desu just skip it, there is very little value here. perhaps over 2 goals could be alright since vertongan and that other defender from barca is out.
>>69113906
the people have spoken. THIS is the way of order from now on
>>69114504
just hit the woodwork too
its not over lads
>>69114499
fuck off
Reminder to fellow ausfriends that if you preference greens and/or labor over liberals tomorrow you are an absolute danger who needs their chin tested and patio dug up.
What a catch
>>69114499
what now cunt
>>69114635
usually donkeyvote but you can't stop me voting labor/greens xD
Got on storm -18.5 @ 1.9 and race to 40 @2.25
Its like 365 just wanted to give me free money
>>69114635
This cunt knows, greens and labour should be put last
>>69114659
I'm on DC as said above, not concerned anyway, Hume are clearly the better side.
I just bet £20 on Iceland winning france, £10 on Iceland qualifying for finals, and £10 on Iceland winning the cup.
So I'm looking at almost £700 if my guys do the impossible
>>69114726
you just pissed away 40 quid, m8.
>>69114701
>not concerned anyway
Oh, but you should be my friend, believe that.
>>69114739
Maybe. but I believe! it didn't occur to me to bet on Iceland v england but I'm making up for that now.
I'm Icelandic btw, just on holiday in England atm.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jun/30/heather-watson-hits-out-internet-trolls-wimbledon-defeat
>Watson, 24, was subjected to a barrage of insults and criticism when she lost a gruelling three-set match against Annika Beck in the longest women’s contest of the tournament so far.
>Earlier in the week, the British No 1 Johanna Konta said she had received abuse online, and the South African Kevin Anderson revealed he had received death threats after his first-round defeat.
>It is understood that much of the abuse is coming from gamblers who have bet on matches and lost.
APOLOGIZE
>>69114745
not going to take advice from the german guy that comes here everyday and posts how he's down.
>>69114758
even for the fun of its its alright, just dont get to worked up. follow my TT page for the best tips
>>69114776
>browsing /bet/ after you lose a game
the absolute state of these slags
>>69114010
1111111
>>69114776
thanks for reminding me to send death threats and hate to mladenovic
>>69114778
That's not me, though, I'm the every game is fixed guy.
>>69114778
>implying there's only 1 German here
>>69114800
already done my share. she seems like a good lass though, not one to mail the guardian about her woes
hello rate my first online bet
>>69114817
I think Wales will take the game
>>69114817
muggy, but GL.
>>69114817
>3 euros
smart man. much better than people who bet 500 dollars on shit bets. 3 euros is probably equivalent to around 20 euros for Romanians so its a sweeet spot bet
Missing Tennis Tipster V v much. feeling lonely after the Isner win tbqh
>>69114817
>this mug comes from the land of the Romanian Model
utter embarrassment
Getting on Federer and Djok games to have No Tie Break. Odds are 1.83 and 2
Or you can wait in play and get on unders in games for both. I see them both winning 6-x 6-x 6-x
>>69114860
TT died for our betting sins
Over 3.5 Welsh corners @2.10???
>>69114882
which unders? seems like decent bets
>>69114888
trips confirm
>>69114860
>>69114888
I'm with you in spirit lids.
>>69114911
They basically have to win in 3 sets with no tie breaks so 6-4 6-2 6-1 so total games is 18. Decent but Querrey is a cheeky cunt.
>>69114911
Federer total games and Djok total games. Usually under 18.5 but I saw some favourites with 19.5 yesterday.
With Fed, Djok and Murray 18.5 is probably the line.
Federer had amazing odds for it against Willis so I reckon it will be similar today
Finished with
>muh model
V excited to see how it performs.
What do you guys eat/drink while betting ? Cherries and water here.
>>69114888
he drowned in the british rain xD
>>69114981
Pmsl love this trip btw
Does Iceland have any legitimate chance of winning against France, or is this a ruse set by the bookies? I'm really tempted to put down some money on Iceland after brexit.
>>69114980
If none of my housemates are in I forget to eat sometimes, and then it'll get to 10pm and I can't even order takeaway cause all the decent places close
Need to go and get me eyebrows done but i cba to get out of bed. Skedge is dece today too
>>69115080
>Iceland
>Probably the weakest team left in the tournament
>Beating France with Home advantage
I am not saying it is not possible. It is just a very long shot.
>>69115132
But if England were the best team, Doesn't that make Iceland now the best team remaining?
really makes you think
>>69115132
>he doesn't believe in meme magic
>>69115129
Hate to think how much pay to get your eyebrows done if you spend fifty on a haircut
>>69115129
>it'll get to 10pm and I can't even order takeaway cause all the decent places close
I've known this feel too often
>>69115132
What's the fix right now Singapore bro?
Slight drift in favor of Geylang, hoping they throw the game for a cheeky 1/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f58ouWRSec
pmsl found a video of the last /bet/ meetup
WHAT NOW AUSSIE WORM ?
>>69115153
England was definitely not one of the strong squads and anyone who watched the matches would have known.
I never expected a win, but I didn't bet because from watching their performance, it was completely unconvincing. Hodgeson's urge to play Kane and Alli when they were not performing was the nail in the coffin.
In international tornies its not about the start players. You build from a decent and capable squad, but the core is the spirit, cooperation and passion of the team.
italy beat spain handily, chile fought so hard against argentina and other international tournaments this year highlight this fact.
>>69115212
kek
>>69114802
>>69114745
hahahahahahahahahahaa
>>69115234
:) was on overs, hope they pull through for you.
>Romania's tips for today
ugh, so so DAC
>>69115246
already cashed out for 95% of winnings tbqh, was too sweaty.
>>69115284
Can't blame you, the way it's suspended the whole time looks kind of odd, and Melbourne won their last 5 home games against Hume.
>that Singapore drift
pls
>>69115265
I'm also on Hume +0.75 but couldn't tip it cause TT fucks up AH odds for some reason kek
FUCKING RED CARD REEEEEEEEEE
>>69115209
You at #2 pmsl
GEYYYYYYYYLANG
Pls 1/2
Fucking tired of betting conservatively with 50p's for the past 24 hours. The urge to bankroll something is growing. WTB?
>>69115185
Niigata is good is currently the #1 team at the top of the table. I won't be surprised if Niigata end up taking it. I remember last week where a team scored 2 goals from 90th minute to win.
>>69115429
This is why you'll never make it. Undisciplined prick.
Good start to the @48 acca. Wawrinka winning.
>>69115482
>implying I'll ever making it by going from £20 --> £21
absolutely boring day.
>>69115446
I'm on 1/2 with p-change, Niigata won the first leg 2:0, last HT/FT between them was 2 years ago, the way the odds moved suggests it might be happening again.
>>69115508
Did you take out that wonga loan then?
>>69115542
No I got a mate to lend me 20 quid. I probably have to actually pay this one back though
>>69115566
Kek. Very cheeky boy Soham. Don't throw it away this time.
is the romanians next tip available on 365?
>>69115580
-0.5 Shelbourne
Shelbourne-VS-Cobh Ramblers
Fair warning, he just lost his last 2 tips.
One of my mates whos had serious gambling problems in the past opened a bet victor acc in his (now deceased) dads name due to him declaring himself bankcrupt a few years back. Hes just won a massive acca and shock horror they want a picture of his dad holding his ID before he can withdraw. Is there anything he can do bar blagging it using the faceswap app?
>>69115607
"I'm going to revise the way I select stakes so that it's easier to follow. From now on every increment will be a 1% stake. So 3/10 = 3% etc. If a stake seems to aggressive, just half it."
what did he mean by this? 3% of your roll?
>>69115631
He could try rehab
>>69115631
pmsl
>>69115637
Yes. 3% of your total bankroll.
>>69115664
thanks
>>69115607
muh model disagrees
Euan lid, how's the kolmonen model looking today. I'm expecting big things pal.
>>69115683
Post your TT then
>Still no Euan tip since he's gone paid
Such a fraud
HUGE coin on Romania's new tips.
>>69115711
Literally just finished it today and will have to see how it performs in the next week or so, so I can tweak it if neccessary. So far I've been v impressed with the Romanians model so I'll glady have him prove me wrong, just saying my model doesn't predict Shelbourne -0.5
>>69115781
Romania's last few tips cost me a few pretty coins. Hope these ones come through.
>>69115807
Keep us posted senpai.
>>69115809
>>69115781
I'm mostly using TT cause it's easier to keep track of bets.
I am risking my own money as well, but I don't offer any guarantees that it will prove profitable long term.
Follow my bets at your own risk.
how does one go about creating a model? really interested in the kelly criterion just like the romanians model, and ofc it has been performing well
>>69115914
Best place to start is to search for academic papers that have already been written on the subject.
>>69115909
No problem senpai. I am betting money I can afford losing. Shit happens, I remember you saying your model is 55% right so I expect to lose sometimes. Appreciate the tips.
>>69115914
found mine on tinder desu
>>69115941
Was she your cousin?
>>69115909
are there other websktes that do your uzbeki league bet?
>>69115964
not within five degrees of separation
>>69115976
unibet has them for me
>>69115937
cheers, had a good read of that one you posted a thread or two ago, will have a look for some more cheers
>>69115941
Your cousin doesn't count lid
>>69115976
http://www.oddsportal.com/matches/soccer/
You can check what bookies carry what matches here
>>69115996
https://www.idi.ntnu.no/~helgel/papers/LangsethSCAI14.pdf
Good and short read that gives you a general idea where to start.
>>69116054
>implying Hass has ownership of the model bi-meaning joke
>Less than 4 hours ot wageslaving left
We're all gonna make it lids.
so lump on stan the man when del porto wins the set?
>>69116043
thanks
wtb?
do i cash out lids or no balls?
>>69116111
France will always remain the heavy favorites so don't expect any major drift in the odds. Plus they are up against the weakest team on paper.
>>69116130
cash out
>>69116130
cash out i reckon
>>69116130
Cash out.
>>69116130
cash out
>>69116130
Cash out
>>69116130
Cash out
>>69116130
cash out
>>69116130
Don't cash out
Got €10 to piss away, any funbets for tonight/tomorrow?
>>69115909
>>69115937
whats your TT mate?
>>69116210
Wales +0.5
>>69116211
https://tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
>>69116207
Cashed out as soon as i saw this.
>>69116210
>He isn't on the acca
Tears
>>69116227
what ROI do you expect your model to give you long-term?
>>69116130
>only guy who said don't is Juve
yeah, cash out m8
>>69116130
>>69116207
Juve knows best. Whats the point in betting something if you plan on cashing out. Just hedge a little if you must
>>69116253
It's hard to hedge against Draw/belgium ht/ft though, too many options to get you fucked, Was going to go Bale FGS and Belgium ht but cba
>>69116246
Realistically I'd be happy with something like 10%.
>>69116246
Reminder that even the worlds best models used by top syndicates only grind out 2% and to expect anything better from a Romanian who shitposts on a Vietnamese paper aeroplane crafting board from his parents basement is wishful thinking
I need to turn £65 into £100 before the Wales-Belgium match to fully enjoy the risk-free bet, what do I bet on?
>>69116302
>muh syndicates
trip on Euan
>>69116312
Belgium corners -3.25 @ 1.7
Got on stan @2.
Shitting gold, tennis so ez.
overs keep getting smacked in Singapore guys
>>69116302
But that's 2% on big money markets where they can stake 6 figures, this is more obscure using bubblegums as well as asian sites so a 5-10% yield long term isn't beyond belief.
Wales-Belgium BTTS?
>>69116302
That depends on the market. 2% for the NBA and Premier league yeah.
Highly doubt they only make 2% in womens lower league games.
>>69116376
Doesn't seemed fixed desu
New to betting lids, any advice?
Already read the sticky, put a fun bet for Belgium to win tonight so I get 30 quid free bets, one of which I've put on the K League with Hyundai to win. New to this whole thing but seems fun desu
Venus such a good return
>>69116376
BOOOOM
Now one more Albiiiiiiiiiii
>tfw /bet/ is ignoring me again
When's the Federer game?
>>69116345
thanks mate good call
>>69116376
Seems right.
>>69116395
Are you watching the game m8?
If so, was the penalty legit?
Go LARGE on USA U19 Women's Basketball team. They should have this easily
>>69116433
Thanks my man
>>69116433
Upload these to imgur and put them link in the sticky.
>>69116432
hopefully, 4 breaks so far this set. what is going on.
>>69116414
Welcome m8. Place them in play on Wales Belgium then.
>>69116430
see >>69111156
>16:30 Federer (3) - Evans
as an estimate, they are after Serena Williams
https://tipstertube.com/post/72385
this is THE bet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69116456
Euan actually adding something of value to the discussion for once. Ever since he went paid he's been so up his own arse. Tempted to just repost all his tips here.
>>69116448
Have another on the house
>>69116456
Not a bad idea desu, might get round to it sometime
Who's going to do /bet/'s official 4th of July Hot Dog Eating contest write-up?
Need to know where to place my money
>>69116487
http://imgur.com/a/li9yE
done
me on the left
>>69116543
>Bovada actually price this up
Truly land of the free
>>69116552
Really annoys me that I spelt Wettforum wrong in the how to research bit
>>69116543
Matt Stonie. Trust me.
Do you know any other bookies offering markets besides Ladbrokes?
felt bad adding the random photo. heres a legit one http://imgur.com/a/YY7Ds
Here we go Uzbekistan games are starting
>>69116703
I wonder why bet365 doesn't offer them.
Is the Venus match on rain delay? TT tipped it.
>>69116722
Looking at the live and praying nothing changes. Except that one over game.
>>69116729
yep
>>69116729
Gets broken zzzzz
>>69116729
she's been awful since the restart
>>69116804
>>69116774
FFS looked so good before the rain. From 5-1 up as well. Shaking.
wawrinka looks fat and weak spirited.
>>69116703
Not sure how to positively support an unders game. Celebrating at 0-0
>>69116884
Fucking cunt. Should have followed my gut and with my boy Delpo. Hoping we see STANIMAL.
>>69116894
000000000000
>>69116884
just like your mum
>>69116905
Savage
>>69116905
kek, my mum is one hard nut. more alpha than most men including myself
>>69116894
1111111 in the game that matters
0000000 all the others
TAKES A TOILET BREAK getting worried for the bastard
Romania tips so gud
>>69116952
If he gets a coffee too he'll win. STAN THE MAN impending.
Lopez lid, please dont
>>69116951
damn i didn't get on the Nawbahor game, odds were bad on my bookie. 2-0 now
>>69116974
might cash out, im only loosing $2
NEED Venus to win by 6-1/2
>>69117013
You can post 00000 every 10 minutes that past where the games remain goalless
>Donald Young
>>69117061
Don't worry Pouille is a choker
shaking here
Over .5 goals before HT in the Kjelerup v Silkeborg match.
>>69117061
his playing very well in this set, looks like his doing acrobatics, his movement is so fluid
McDonalds's advert SO strange
Need to start betting on beach footy
>>69117107
How's the kolmonen model today lid. NEED a worldie tbqh
VENUUUUUS BREAK POINT QUEEN
Stanny is surely going to win right?
>>69117139
Got 2nd or 3rd best bet of the season lined up desu.
(not including the first game of the season AS Moon turned up with 8 players)
TT on suicide watch
0000000000000000000000000000000
>>69117228
So so erect right now
CODE RED??
Reckon if I picked up a racquet I could break Venus Williams serve.
wawrinka looks so so bad.
>>69117313
Probably could. bitch claimed she could beat a man in the top 200 and got pummeled 6-0
>>69117295
SO GUD
I was a pinnacle bettor then i got banned. where else does dota2 betting as well as them. most of the bookies that serve the uk dont offer bets while the series is going and dont offer kill spreads. Also pinnacle used to let you see the draft before you bet. Lines close as soon as the draft starts with the ones ive tried. Already tried 188bet and bet365. Need a new home
>>69117331
When did she ever claim that?
>>69117372
Another event dubbed a "Battle of the Sexes" took place during the 1998 Australian Open[33] between Karsten Braasch and the Williams sisters. Venus and Serena Williams, aged 17 and 16 respectively, had claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside the world's top 200, so Braasch, then ranked 203rd, challenged them both. Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager."[34][35] The matches took place on court number 12 in Melbourne Park,[36] after Braasch had finished a round of golf and two beers. He first took on Serena and after leading 5–0, beat her 6–1. Venus then walked on court and again Braasch was victorious, this time winning 6–2.
pmsl
>>69117372
turns out it was outside top 200.
pic related
>>69117372
Her and Serena did get beat by a journey man guy who smoked a cigarette and then bageled them. Women just can't compete with men in tennis. The power and spin are too much. Serena is stronger than all the other women+technically sound so she destroys the others.
>>69117359
None. Pinnacle is the king of esports.
>>69117359
The only experience I have with dota2 betting is with items. What was the site that Solo used to place 322 on?
>>69117432
dotalounge or something?
>>69117359
Get a Pinny account from a broker. Im sure asianconnect do them. Just go on the live chat on the site and ask for one and you will have it in 10 min
>>69117485
How much will this cost me? Does anyone else here use one?
Over .5 goals before HT in Sonderjyske v Fredericia.
Just out of curiosity, how much money do you have on your accounts? And how much did you start with?
>>69117480
dotalounge is item.
He used real money.
This man has somehow won 2 grand slams.
Anybody watching this lopez game?
>>69117512
£0
a goal in the 45thmin. hope there arent more
>Someone scored right be halftime
For fucking shame
>>69117559
270 and started with 50 3 month ago, practicing proper bankroll management is the key...I guess
>venus double broken
kek'ing like a madman here
>>69117559
100 deposit gave me 500 betting credit.
Reminder that you can't call yourself a bettor until you've placed at least £300 on a single game
Delpo so so good.
>>69117640
would up that to 1000, small timer.
>>69117640
You can barely place a fiver
>>69117665
I've placed £300 before
>>69117686
Was that the bet where you lost everything?
>>69117662
$1000 is £300 pound you donut.
>>69117559
Started off with a score today, two bets got me to 29 now I'm just waiting for a few. Slow and stead r-r-right guys?
>>69117703
STAY AWAY
>>69117686
Thought it was £200? Fake Juve exposed
>>69117703
Daddy Dom / Little Girl
>>69117703
Dick detested/lesbian girl
>>69117703
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dd%2Flg
>>69117703
It means they were abused as children.
>>69117706
Yes
>>69117726
No
>>69117703
Sounds like TorasAngel
0000000000 LADS
>>69117703
"Stay away, I am a dangerous person"
>>69117794
HUP
COME ON STRYCOVA. Don't let me down like that Venus slag.
>>69117749
>>69117735
That's... Hot.
>>69117613
Seems so
>>69117630
But, have you won anything beside that credit?
>>69117721
Going for a hobby?
>>69117835
>they aren't dominant men in the bedroom
>>69117403
ayy lmao
>>69117854
Yes. I have made 200 dollars so far. If based Romania hits all his latest tips that is a +70.
>>69117758
>he doesn't have two spreadsheets
>one aussie tracker
>other one containing every betting account balance, changes in roll and the like
Feel ill if my spreadsheet isn't up to date
>>69114726
Will probably put a fart on these.
>>69114739
Nigger, France is dire. Not Englel dire, but dire enough that Island can win.
>>69117758
In exactly the same position here, know exactly how much I'm up. Just cannot be bothered to go back and fill it in.
Can anyone find Dutchtips' game? Searching on Mara ......
>>69117782
>lying on the internet
>>69117854
I'm a broke arse nigga and I used to go on /bet/ ages ago when everyone first started on le obscure bets. Figured I might as well go back and milk some easy(ish) profit.
>>69118053
:( sorry lid
v.v close to hitting 8k roll lids.. we're all gonna make it r-right?
>>69118111
Uzbekistan tips?
Gotta sweat it out man but looking good so far
>>69118192
>five guys or a cheeky nandos
SUCH a meme person
Fuck.
STRYCOVA
If Euan and Hass were on a plane together I would hope it crashed.
>>69117100
Ove 4.5 goals.
Literally just found out about TT lads, is this the new meme to replace tipster groups?
>>69118317
>hass being allowed on a plane
top kek
>>69118336
pmsl
>>69118331
UAC group was so surreal last night.
So probably no.
>>69117980
I lied then, didn't want to admit to being the person that won the 2-2 CS and £300 the day earlier out of embarrassment
>>69118192
gbk lid
>>69118356
when are you going to tell us why you can't get a job?
>>69118285
No.
Bet is later. Should have time for a meme lunch
>>69118317
Pretty sure Hass would crash the plane tbqh
>>69118317
Would hope Euan had more sense than to get on the same plane as me
>>69118402
It's a long story
>>69118323
>>69117100
mexilad
Would hope Euan had more sense than to get on the same plane as me
>>69118448
NOW
>>69118448
We know, can you tell us now?
>>69118411
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Venus is a bad slag
>>69118554
Strycova good slag
>>69118550
No one cared who I was until I put on the trip
need Medina and partner to sort this out
>>69117640
No matter the shit odds?
10000 pesos = 406.73£
>>69118573
Hass has got really shrewd lately so I am really happy he tripped up, doubted him at the start but his TT record speaks for itself really
>>69118573
Why can't you get a job? You're doing nothing with your life atm i'm sure you have the time to type out a long stort, after all you're good with words being a quote unquote voracious reader
>>69118643
Forgot my trip
i'm back in my country, time to lose some money.
>>69118660
is there a sngle reason why youzhny wouldn't win the 3rd set also?
>>69118787
He is really unreliable.
Hehe
Romania model so good
>>69118793
his backhand is pretty
>>69118787
16.52h reminder that zverev beat federer a few weeks ago
>he missed the fix
Anyone know where I can find corner stats for the NPL NSW league?
>>69118852
Which one?
>>69118796
>Impersonating me
>>69118787
Tears
>>69118929
Helios 2/1
Don't you hate it when you post something and people ignore it like it isn't even there?
ANSWER MT FUCKING QUESTION >>69118916
>Venus is going to win
finally
Oh fuck the rain
>>69119110
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=corner+stats+for+the+NPL+NSW+league
>>69119150
hahaha
>>69119234
Had money on her @3.65. NEED this so bad
>>69119275
Maybe it will pay off in a few hours, or tomorrow.
zzzzzz
At least Romanian's all came in. LOVE the model
Is Juve the British Lithuania ?
>>69119378
Need a BIG second half in this minsk game of his.
Gonna take Panathinaikos DC @evens. Put a decent squad out, fairly good price
>>69119480
lel
>>69119480
Excellent, now I can reback
>>69119450
never got on that one for some reason
Over .5 goals before HT in TKT vs Harma
>>69119504
Taking +1.5 @evens too. Stadium is too comfy for it to lose
Wtb?
>>69119480
>didnt even have time to lay this
FUCK
>>69119110
Maybe its because nobody has an answer for you. But if poor little babby needs 100 people to reply "No" to him just so he doesn't feel like he is being ignored then that's fine.
No. Now fuck off.
>>69119620
Don't you hate it when you post something and people ignore it like it isn't even there?
>>69119619
how comfy we talkin mate?
>>69119569
got a cheeky fiver on it
>>69119667
Fairly so
>>69119701
looks like where my college played. real nostalgic comfort
Adebayour SUCH a lad
given up with spreadsheets. this is my new aid https://tipstertube.com/ons
hope Big_Al gives it a refurbishment with some stats and a graph
>>69119726
There's a volleyball court in the background. Also, 111111111111111
NEED Venus to win, fuck the weather man
Also just put £50 on Bale to score outside the area at 12/1, I got a feeling lads
>>69119660
Yeah now wtb
>>69119802
absolute chucklefuck here
>>69119802
Who's the weatherman, and why are we fucking him?
>>69119802
She will or I'll murder TT
>>69119863
because he's fucking us
>>69119857
won't be saying that at full time lad
>>69119900
who /storm of 1987/ here?
Staal Jorpeland SW @2.90
>>69119802
I know brexit just happened and your currency is getting weaker but that's no excuse to be this frugal with money.
Strange strange bet to make.
tammeka tartu please score
Are anyone else's captcha bugged?
>>69119932
3 years before I was born lid
What the hell does 365s "Dangerous Attack" or "Dangerous Free Kick" even mean?
I've seen dozens from both teams and it's still 0-0.
>>69119932
Geography GCSE flashbacks
>>69119962
>He didn't do history
TEARS
>>69119947
kek, same. just funny to be told if it and watch the broadcast.
minsk when?
>>69119977
Got an A* in it m8, didn't cover teh great storm during it though
>>69119943
no offence but I don't think you know what frugal means
>>69119981
I don't think it is happening lad. At most, 2 more goals and we only lose 1/2.
>>69119949
Possession in the final 3rd is the official description I believe but ultimately it is up to the rball guy to decide and if he hasn't read his manual (which if its a shit tier nation he probably hasn't) he will just make it up
>>69119944
Yeah mine was on my other screen
>>69119999
You're right.
>>69119949
If they even get into the final third it's a dangerous attack lid.
>>69119993
In geography or history? Did IGCSE history. Russia, cold war, and ww2. Then a level did American civil rights, suffrage, Russia again and Germany kaiser to furred.
>>69119569
fuck
>>69120005
not on romania, I took sw at half time
>>69119993
what did you get at gcse and a level ?
>>69120016
mine aswell
>>69119668
>>69120050
Sorry about that one...
>>69120037
Yeah did the same as you in GCSE history. Couldn't be arsed picking it for A Levels, suffrage shit and America history sounded pretty boring
>>69119802
No wonder you people voted to leave the EU.
>>69120071
A level subjects? I did history economics bio chem and maths. Dropped maths.
>>69120052
Good luck. I hope Minsk score many goals as well.
>>69120096
Pretty sure the "you people" you're talking about voted to stay
>>69120097
solid. Did Econ/Maths/Chem/Physics and dropped Further Maths after AS.
>>69120097
>Dropping maths
>>69120161
Can tell you're definitely asian btw. Economics such a good subject. Chem so easy. Maths so tedious. Bio such a bore.
>>69120169
I know how to count lid
Got a feeling today is gonna be another day where Euan talks up a bet and doesn't post anything, much like his 5/10 yesterday.
>Getting bantered by Infinity
juveguy at a record low
>>69120239
he's ripping off MLB's non-subtle quote unquote jokes
Anyone here ever tried laying every single tip that gets posted here? I'd imagine the ROI would be over 75%
>>69120220
That was Aberdeen, right?
>>69120286
You'll be willing to try it then
>>69120210
Can definitely confirm he is Asian and has a very common Asian last name
SERENA
Serena Williams such a fraud. Actually in tears if she loses this set from two double faults.
>>69120220
You're not going to believe it pal but it kicked off 10 min ago and didnt come inplay
Williams sisters more like Williams brothers am I right?
>>69120443
Pmsl what a fraud. Down spastics.
>>69120474
Stale
BTTS in the Wales Belgium game lads?
>>69120286
>>69120364
When I am bored at work, I dumb cheeky tenners into random /bet/ tips.
This was the result so far
Serena tilted
How can someone be so shrewd and yet be incapable of filling out a form on an Icelandic tipping site?
PLEASE, Venus
>>69120781
double fault surely
>>69120052
You made it
im a muslim, is betting haram?
Any bets for Wales?
>>69120925
here;
>>69119802
FUCKS SAKE VENUS
PANATHINAYYYKOS
>>69119480
Another one.
Wall-street absolutely mugging me off with his quote unquote tips
>that audible mama mia in the Panathinaikos game
giggling
>>69121263
DAC :(
VENUS YOU FUCKING BEAUT
Bookies absolutely taking the piss here. Everything frozen.
Drop 100% of everything, + the house, dog, wife etc on Serena Williams
>>69121372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcjzHMhBtf0
>>69121547
TEARS
>Deposited £20 yesterday
>Have £20.50 balance
>Ten (10) pending bets
Can feel all the profit pouring in, LOVE being UAC
>>69121655
did you get your monthly allowance pmsl
>>69121676
No borrowing money
>>69121742
from your mum pmsl
>>69121783
my m8 from brunei
>>69121816
cool pmsl
Dad might give me £200. Told him I have a shrewd investment strategy.
>>69119480
>>69119630
Good thing you didn't ;)
Dutchtips ...
TAKE THE INDIANS TO WIN
LARGE LARGE LARGE
Carrapazza already ejected two Jays and his zone has been very very anti blue Jays. We lost a playoff game because of this umpire.
Large on Cleveland Indians in baseball, SW.
This.
Doesn't.
Lose.
>>69121962
Bale outside the box.... it's happening....
GARRIGUES/SANTONJA
Nice one TT, even though it took an extra day to come in kek
>>69121962
just put my life on wales dnb
>>69121993
>we lost a playoff game because of this umpire
Remind me again what position you played on the team
can somebody inform me of THE bet for the wales game? still salty after those shrewd tennis accas last night
>>69122051
actually, Bale to score a direct free kick and BTTS is 25/1 on skybet, THAT is THE bet of the game
There is no fukcing way lopez is doing this. If he is ill hop on the plane and go suck him off
I believe.
Even though it's a friendly, surely QPR will beat a team that struggled in the vananarama league last year, r-right?
Anyone else on O2.5?
>>69122344
wins tbqh doubles confirms
>>69122761
Need more than doubles to pull that one off
Anyone who includes the goalkeeper in football formations should be on some type of government watch list.
>>69122811
hi nick. they will be soon when may becomes pm.
:^)
>>69122344
Gone up to 13/1 now senpai.
>>69122899
where
>>69122946
Skybet.
>>69122960
no it hasn't
Belgium are absolutely horrible against 5 at the back.
See the quali games against Wales and the Italy game.
Also all these injuries.
Wales DC is decent.
>>69123026
12/1=13.0
>Belgium now @1.9
What the fuck happened? More injuries?
>>69123026
surely nibs
Over 2.5 goals Alloa vDundee
>>69123026
HASS to be nibs
>>69123114
see what you did there pmsl
>>69123026
lel
Did they release the team sheets and realize Belgium was going to fuck it up?
>>69123026
>>69122344
can only put on max £22 now
it's happening lads
>>69123079
They scored too fast...
>>69123062
>>69123149
lads, it's wilmots
>Portugal vs. Wales
>Ronaldo vs. Bale
It's fixed lads.
>Inception music
MEMES
E
M
E
S
wales vs iceland meme final ahoy
Djokovic first set fix is in
>england will never have all this passion
>>69123277
On unders and think I'll take HT draw Inplay :) good luck everyone
Michael Caley has carefully analysed this game and recommends a LARGE on over 1.75 goals due to the amount of direct attacks Belgium make that will end up exposing them to Bale's counter attacking prowess.
>>69123288
Same happened with Serena today. Tennis such a fraud.
>>69123316
does he think Bale will score outside the box? free kick perhaps?
>>69123350
Not at all. He would lay a special on that.
>>69123409
cannot find those good an odds anywhere
>Belgium odds still rising
I'm going to be pissing myself when they score in the first 10 minutes
>betting on Federer breaking every game @3
free money
>>69123472
prekickoff movements in these kind of markets are never wrong
>Athlone
Maybe they should try playing with a gk
>Wales AET
>Wales on penalties
Who /muggypundit/ here?
>Belgium odds still climbing
The fix is in isn't it?
Time to lump it all onto Wales.
>>69123573
>Betting on friendlies
Michael Caley wants a marge on BTTS
DJOKO ON SUICIDE WATCH
Why are african teams so bad at football but every euro country with a big african population sticks loads of them in their team?
>>69123573
You got a stream? Can't find one on my usual sites
acca got saved. Ecstatic
>>69123778
Let's see lid
Doing my NUT on Djoko
Surely Querrey is worth a bet at 2.20, right lads ?
Can someone explain why TT keeps fucking up AH odds?
I'm trying to post a tip but the odds are switched around between +0.5 and -0.5
11111111111
>>69123707
964d4a6632bf9c8c088de94e12a4597b2173e291
>>69123691
v strange post this one.
>>69123808
Safest I could do after yesterdays fiasco @1.50
>>69124080
Very nice lid. Surely that's more than 1.5
kek pmsl
222222222
>>69123980
Fair enough
>>69123991
Cheers
Got so bored of taking care of my roll
Put the full £22 on Federer second set @1.1 wish me luck
>this start
Michael Caley SUCH a judge
>>69123980
>[Deleted]
Unreal
Seriously just kill yourself if you aren't large staking over 1.75 goals
Gonna need a new thread before we fall off page 10
11111111111111111
BLOOTER
only way belgium was gonna score pmsl
BLOOTED
Placed the wrong bet la'. Shoulda put money on Naingollan from outside the box pmsl.
TT going med on Querrey
new thread when
>>69124895
make one
be the change you wanna see
333333
QPR surreal
Over .5 goals before HT Montrose v Deveronvale
Another one. Another one.
>>69124979
Hass SO shrewd
>>69124979
so SO comfy
>Shelbourne finally scored
No one cares but it was about time anyway.
>there are people here not ferociously rebacking Djokovic for outright
>>69125062
I-I brought it up a little before that
>>69122390
>BTTS NO
everything went better than excrement
>>69125106
He's due mate. It's over. Back Querrey.
>>69125133
apologies ^_^
need to make a TT
>>69125175
OK, i'm a #QuerreyCruiser
>>69125183
Cba. Still, he gave an actual handicap, so he can take the credit if he wants it
Wales so so much better than England.
Can NOT afford a Welsh goal
>>69125424
Wales aren't playing against plumbers and dentists too.
over 6.5 cards is easy money
whats THE inplay bet
>>69125498
Genuinely cursed here lads
YES, BASED ASHLEY
ayyyyyyyyy
>>69125498
P M S L
M
S
L
>>69125033
Over 2.5 goals if you wait for the odds to increase.
pmsl
TEARS TEARS TEARS unders backers pronounced dead.
>>69125498
utter tears
belgium praying for another blooter now
On my KNEES for a new thread
Is Micheal Caley, dare I say it, elite?
>>69125498
T34r5
>>69125254
Hass deserves the credit, you only asked if it was a bet pmsl.
You asked a question, HASS gave the answer. What a lad
>>69125915
He really is surreal, managed to sustain a 35% ROI in Asia when he guest tipped in UAC Tipping Group last month
Federer takes the second. Roll is SAFE
>>69126229
Now STICK it on Querrey
>>69125254
Have a word with Querrey. NEED him to come through.
>>69116414
Me again lads. This Belgium game is a bit scary, hope I don't lose my free bet.
Large on u2.5 lads
wat do?
>Aussies asleep
Missing the Djokovic assault
Lids we NEED a new thread
>>69126401
I-I'm up lid
>>69126377
Sweat
>>69126473
Could cash out for 40% stake senpai
>>69126466
Just can not imagine his face when Querrey takes it.
>>69126543
Does this look like the type of game that won't have a 3rd goal?
fucking fantasy football got bugged and took some of my points, im genuinely mad
NEED Bale outside of box desu senpai
>>69126604
No, but yesterday didn't at half time either
First genuinely enjoyable 45 minutes in this tournament since Albania went home.
>>69126670
Time to sweat then
>>69126371
If this ends in another FUCKING ET it's going to do my FUCKING NUT IN lids FUCK SAKE
>>69126816
>not staking small on ET
Btts 1st half - Comes in
Wales o3.5 corners - Comes in
Ashley anytime - Comes in
Just needs o3.5 goals and I'll be 4 figgy diggys up for the night.
Already got my dominos on the preorder.
Over 2.5 goals in Alloa v Dundee.
>>69126873
PLEASE give me five of those pounds
