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first for potugal on pens
Come on Goteborg
Wtb?
>>69083836
FORGOT THE WORD OF THE DAY
TOWSER - A BIG DOG
>>69083930
Just toying with them now not even trying
BT/J WEST UAC TIPPING GROUP SURREAL
>>69083980
Yeah dunno how they aren't testing the keeper from further out though, gk looks like a fat lad who might fall over if you make him run/jump a bit.
Over 2.5 goals before HT in Goteborg
22222222222222
NOT ON EUROPA HAHAHAHAHA
>the Republic of Armenia
>>69084033
Already on this and wish I wasn't desu. Goteborg really have stopped trying, just passing it about in midfield a lot atm
>>69084058
3-0, what a bet. Hup :D x
>>69084004
>Fat lad falls over making a save
>Easy tap in
Called it
So Qabala is a large right?
pmsl at Kalju's keeper
Looks like they grabbed a guy from the local McDonald's and told him to not even bother changing, just get in there
Vestfossen - handi is a special
>>69084159
Comedy gold desu the Welsh
On Express -1.25 medium.
Arp such a fraud
STILL waiting for euans 5/10
Already lost half my loan thanks to some TEZ tips
>>69084268
Literally how? Everyone is up so far today
>>69084294
it's a meme
>>69084294
i'm dac desu
>>69084164
Surreal. Just surreal.
U A C T I P P I N G G R O U P
>>69084164
So glad I took a screenshot to remember, hope the leaker posts here again
QABALAAAAA
I'm actually in the group, in reality the OPPOSITE of those bets were tipped, we were trying to drive the price up. Feel numb.
>>69084219
It's happening lids, ends 8-0
>>69084443
Have sex.
>>69084294
Betmamba's tip
Over 1.5 goals in Videoton FC
Get on Betmamba - loss
Get on ARP - loss
HOW can you be UAC?
>>69084661
Qabala and Goteborg
Need Lyntoppf goals pls
>>69084238
teamsheets lid.
Express are a full side here and Start have almost no first team help and are missing their b team regulars too.
Weakest lineup this season desu and their away form is weak as it is.
Express 7-3 Donn
Donn 5-2 Start 2
Start had first team help that game and were still raped, missing all their goalscorers from that game today.
Express 0-0 Madia
Madia 3-0 Start 2
Start are playing a shit team out today, saving their best players for Haugesund in 2 days.
Hope someone got on, up 2-0 already despite the shaky rball
Trakai surreal.
Imagine of toras was your bird
As you're cumming in her she just whispers betting tips into your ear
>>69084967
Gonna have to take an ice bath now cheers
is that pic actually toras? surreal if so
>>69085000
pmsl of course not you absolute fud
>>69084967
Reminder that its a trap
>>69085000
lol absolutely not
Also on over 4.75 goal line in the Heinenoord game for a medium
>>69085030
>Big_al codes his website to never include anything but male pronouns
based
TorasAngel SO fit
Had FAR too many bets today, ended up down insane. Should have just followed UAC group pre stakes and gone out and enjoyed this weather.
>>69085039
two starting 11s for both halves but even for the first we've got two big scorers starting. The gulf between these two teams is insane and could end 8-0 on paper to Sparta desu.
>>69084734
Two more lids
>>69085079
Exactly the same, was up nicely earlier and thrown it all away and then some
>>69083836
Hull FC -4.5 @ 1.67
I am taking my girl to the cinema tonight lads.
How did I do, lads?
HHAHAHA DOWN INSANE ON SIBBOV CAN'T CATCH A BREAK
>>69085202
this, literally CANNOT win a bet zzzz
>>69085089
1-0, need more on desu
>>69085223
Pretty sure Juve is richer than me after the last couple of days
>>69085117
For fucks sake lads, need two again
>Spartak Trnava VS Hibernians
Any hope for Hibs?
>>69085252
Aye, if Siroki don't win I'm down cataclysmic.
>>69085299
Not on so they will
NEED Aberdeen to win by 3+
Got a tiny reback on Express from 3-0. World day lads
>>69085295
I hope not. Took Trnava -2
>betting on anything other than UAC Tipping Group tips
Pmsl
>>69085431
rebacking -0.75 from 3-0
>>69085431
link to said group?
>>69085473
https://tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms
>>69085502
>Not linking to juveguy
Poor show
>>69085431
Easy to say that now, still no recent spreadsheet. Granted these were excellent bets but would have been hard to get on without seeing how the group had been doing recently. I heard BT has a lot of uni work and J West is wageslaving so wasn't sure the group was still good.
NEED more goals in the Sparta match
pls1 more aik
IF LYNTOPPF GET ANOTHER GOAL I WILL GIVE JUVEGUY A FIVER COME ONNNNN
>>69085565
2 more before HT pls
>>69085541
Yeah pmsl, I'm sure it's difficult to trust the two best football tipsters in /bet/ history.
>>69085655
?
Hass and Euan don't tip there do they?
>>69085604
333333333
QABALA NO
>>69085707
My invite got lost in the post I think
TINY ON RADWANSKA SHE'S GONNA BREAK NOW @3.5
Should I get #ON at 1.65 Euan? Unibet don't have better odds
>>69085803
Zzzzzzzz
>>69085707
Been following frauds in that case
O4.5 looking good Hassan, thanks.
>>69085803
went tiny FAMILY
Beaming from ear to ear lads
>>69085964
Forever taking the extra penny
>>69085963
No worries!!
>>69085964
Glad someone got on
Backing Thiem so much my fingers broken
Over 1.5 goals in Midtjyliand or however the hell it is spelled vs Suduva.
>>69086131
on it
Sprint/jeloy lead 3-1 but still have 2.1 odds. LUMP
ABSOLUTE TEARS FOR ANA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
What to bet on Poland - Portugal? I want to bet on Poland because Portugal are cunts but I'm not sure if that is a good enough reason.
>>69086277
so SO Swedish
>>69086308
TSUUU to score anytime
who da fuck is Slurms MacKenzie
Getting paid tomorrow, how can I turn 300 into 500?
>>69086324
...why do people have pictures of me?
Anyways, the odds are weird, it constantly drifts between 1.9 and 2.3
>>69086372
Bankroll the 300. Always works
>>69086364
https://twitter.com/ROUNDTHEBEND__/status/742455320203694080
>>69086372
suck da dick
>>69086334
who?
>>69086396
What's the bet lad?
>that weird feel when people are messaging you on TT, asking if Hass is really charging fucking 40 poons for a month
HAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
>>69086448
Got a cheeky tenner on CS 9:0 Sparta Rotterdam
>>69086334
hope ur right senpai
Hass you cheeky cunt. Least I'm still on the follow list.
>siroki
Absolutely CANNOT win a bet zzzz so so angry
>>69086498
Don't tell them otherwise. Because I am.
>>69086131
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm mad, the only one I lost today and it had to be this one.
want a small on ana simply for her courage
>>69086609
Will do, bossman.
Hmm, that might backfire spectacularly if it encourages others to raise their fees though. Imagine 100 poons for a month of T4tW.
Down 3k today pmsl
>>69086517
new to betting, literally no idea what it means
>>69086836
correct score 9:0 team 1 vs team 2
>>69086790
Need Euan to tell me if Hearts -1.5 is a bet desu
>>69086836
surely nibs
>>69086308
O2.5 goals.
>there are bettors that don't incorporate the monty hall problem into their betting
>>69087022
Got just in time to put a few shekels there as well. Now I can focus on drinking beer
>>69087129
Just as long it's not Lapin Kulta. Alright?
>>69087238
Pirkka quality
>>69086308
0-0 is nailed on tbf
FREE MONEY
Aberdeen ain't covering, NSI ain't holding, close to tears here
>>69087370
Lewa is due
>>69087370
On this, Goffy approved.
Also over 3.5 cards if the line gets there
>>69087408
He aint scored in 650 minutes in international competitions.
good luck mug
>>69087361
Top kek. At least it's not Lapin Kulta.
>>69087370
LEWAAAAAAAAA
>>69087488
tears desu
>OVERS
KILL ME
>>69087408
SURREAL
>>69087370
>>69087488
LOLOLOLOLOL
>>69087408
say waht
>>69087408
>>69087488
TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69087370
PMSL
NEED a big night from CR7
>>69087404
NSI red, comical
portugal wins corners in the first half
You can start scoring now Aberdeen.
>>69087370
LEWA'd
>>69087370
>>69087370
kek
KEK
>ronaldo dropping down in the midfield again
Does he not know the definition of insanity?
>>69086131
fuck
>NSI
ffs
>>69086462
bet Wawrinka to beat Del Potro at Wimbledon tomorrow.
>>69088159
Sorry for that one...
>>69088244
>Trusting Wawrinka
SHEEPSHAGGERS ON TOP
>>69088012
Delete this.
>>69088383
tiers
Do KR cover?
>>69088377
I dunno if DelPo is ready for this yet, even if Stan is shit on grass.
daily reminder that backing unders is always -ev because the odds always rise after you place the bet
>aberdeen game still suspended
>>69088582
>it's an american post
I'm away for the Wales game so I miss the risk free. I was going to put a Poland Wales double on but I ran out of time. What would be another good option?
>>69087973
2-0 already ;)
Guaranteed wins for tomorrow
Wawrinka - Del Potro Over 3.5 Sets @ 1.5
Kyrgios - Dustin Brown Over 3.5 Sets @ 2.25
Stick them in a double @3.37 for free money
The sound of 30,000 Poles laughing greets Ronaldo’s free-kick, walloped straight into the wall. A predictable waste.
Hello Aberdeen, where are the goals?
>Aberdeen
>Hearts
You can start scoring now guys.
losing everything on this shitty europa league
>>69089025
Scottish football SUCH a meme
>>69089025
>>69089200
had a chat with derek yesterday, told him to leave rooney on the bench till half time.
overs for the second half is THE bet
>KR
>Hearts
pmsl
Poland look GREAT desu
>Spirit/Jeloy
NEED euan to get this Aberdeen match called off.
Can't believe I fell for the slags meme again
>Infinity taking me seriously
pmsl, deleted my facebook weeks ago
>>69089471
Why did I get on the reback ffs, the market KNEW
>>69089603
Amazing how bad Scottish football has gotten over the past 10 years
cucka ricki goal when?
Fuck that should've been a penalty for TSUU
>>69089603
This. CANNOT believe I trusted Scottish football ffs. So so bad.
Aberdeen PLS
>betmamba's ANOTHER tip is losing
>ARP lost
>Euan is losing
all this the moment i get on them. i-is it me?
>they're not rebacking aberdeen [email protected]
>>69089575
he willing to pay £40?
ABSOLUTE BLOOOOOTER
>>69089965
No, you're just following terrible pseudo tipsters instead of the world tips in BT/J West UAC Tipping Group
>>69090201
i don't want to jinx them too
>Went large on Fram
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69090201
Post last 50 bets they've tipped or even better a spreadsheet. I remember J West having a really hi tech one
yes hello
>>69090534
actually quite accurate
Need at least another Hearts goal desu
>>69090534
shrewd
PRAYING for a third Trnava goal
Wanted a £ poster
what is THE in play bet for poland v portugal?
>this ref
>not bought by the polaks
pick god damn one
>>69090793
u2.5
>>69090793
Tsuuuuuuuu
>>69090793
ronaldo to score with a header in injury time
>Sporting Circle Fola Esch (French: Cercle sportif Fola Esch), usually abbreviated to Fola Esch or simply Fola, is a football club, based in Esch-sur-Alzette, in south-western Luxembourg. They play their home games at Stade Émile Mayrisch, in the south of the city, which they share with their sister athletics club CA Fola Esch.
>>69090793
TSU anytime
5 tips today, 4 winners including a SMARGE and 1 refund to top up a great week here at Basi's Bungalow. 48% yield from 16 tips you are getting your money's worth here. Ciao.
>>69091013
best £40 i've ever spent
>go 0:0 ht
>1:0 in 2 minutes
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
PLEADING for a 3rd Trnava goal
>>69087973
3-1
UAC
>>69091013
Would pay £80
Tempted to get an uber to subway and pick up a steak and cheese desu
Peri peri chicken one and a garlic mayo one please
1 brings 3 Aberdeen please
>>69091254
stop stabbing animals to death for hamburgers faggot.
Somewhat decent.
Johnson vs Dimitrov so so confused. Johnson has given me so many winners but Grigor gave me a big one today.
Month was going ok but wow today was brutal
>>69091362
daymn
TRNAVA
R
N
A
V
A
UP FUCKING SUMS
kek can't believe they had Portugal win @7 after Poland scored
Polands team will be out of breath by 70 minutes
>>69091453
Divide by 10 for realish money
Imagine being down today pmsl. The only people down today are the kind of people that bet overs and - in every women's game. Dangers.
>>69091529
But I bet in overs and I'm UAC...
>>69091518
I know, I visit Haaparanta from time to time to buy some snus but still pretty nice profits
>>69091627
Ok m8
>>69087408
Judge.
>>69087488
Worm.
>>69091694
Tears
>>69091529
Pmsl SO wrong
>bovada carrying the Egypt Premier League in play rather than the late Europa league games
what a fucking travesty
>>69091736
You're doing it wrong if you're down today. Seriously.
>>69091362
Unreal. How much of that do you get to keep? Gonna ask the wife's son for permission to borrow his PS4 for the cuck shed?
got a 2-1 for portugal should i just CO i cut my losses?
wtb
ffs, watching this Aberdeen game, they are SO SO bad pmsl
>>69091733
Haven't got a penny on, lid.
Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen
Aberdeen Aberdeen
Aberdeen
>>69091899
why would you watch some aberdeen game when there's decent football going on? just check livescores
Aberdeen
Aberdeen Aberdeen
Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen
Aberdeen Aberdeen
Aberdeen
111111 just isn't enough tbqh
>>69091756
at least I know I'm free
>>69091809
Well obviously, appreciate there's been a lot of good bets today but I've had too many bets and got stake sizes wrong.
Need another Abbie goal like my wife's son needs beating
>>69092141
Should've got on my SARGE desu
>>69092094
fml
PMSL
>>69092143
Have you got tinder + lid? Get that app I mentioned before its sick
Would enjoy a second but will be content with just the 1.
>>69092011
>Why would you acquire knowledge of obscure teams when you could watch a mainstream game where you will gain no edge?
You serious?
>>69092143
there you go love x
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>69092143
WEW
Scotland's no match for the power of dentists and bankers
>Aberdeen
Useless cunts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
CANT WIN A BET
GOJNG TO BE DOWN 4K TODAY JUST DONT HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW SHIY TODAY HAS BEDN
Aberdeen
Aberdeen
Aberdeen
PMSL never been down so much. Everything I touch is losing today zzzzz fuck off Aberdeen just fuck off
>>69092200
yes, even if you have bets it wouldn't matter the outcome. POL - POR at least has been entertaining
Lewandonski is so good. Why is he not playing for Germany?
Fola Fola Fola
Where are the goalz???
>>69092267
You are legit clueless. Pls leave
Need 2 Aberdeen goals or I'm ending it all, is the 6th storey high enough? I'll probably land on my head to make sure
>>69092336
GOALLLLLLLLLL
ronaldo so shit
>>69092263
>>69092266
>>69092320
>>69092320
you guys at the game?
party atmosphere here, just waiting for niall mcginn to slot in a couple in the last 5 minutes
>>69092401
Utterly clueless that one
Just need 3 more Portugal goals...
HEARTS PLEASE
>>69092401
Kek
If Aberdeen win 3-1 I'm going down to Luxembourg for the away game in full kit
>>69092721
Will ask for a perm next time I'm in the salon desu
Did euan post his 5/10 ?
Genuinely down insane on Aberdeen. Such a disgrace to football. Hope each and every player gets cancer.
>>69092786
It was Poland +0.5
ABER ABER ABER ABER ABER ABER ABER ABER ABER ABER
So glad we voted out, hate the Europa league early rounds awful for betting
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL
JUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
FUCKING BRIBED LINESMEN
Fuck off ref
PMSL
>>69093001
We all have the game open, you're not fooling anyone. Besides we need two goals so we know it's lost.
DISALLOWED HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA FUCK OFF. This is it lads, I'm genuinely going to kill myself. SO SO SO done with this
Imagine being the type of person that bets the minus on Scottish teams in Europe just because they have no clue about teams from Luxembourg and Estonia and automatically assume they're going to be shit. Imagine that. Dangers.
>>69093105
Strange post, this
>>69093105
1) I'm on -0.75 from 0-0
2) It was a disallowed goal you melt so I wasn't trying to "fool" anyone
Hope mcinnes fucking murders this ref. should be UAC from a 3-1 win,
I must have missed something but why is everyone on Aberdeen?
>>69092321
I get your point, just found it somewhat amusing that there's this big game going on and people are raving about some Aberdeen qual game.... HC betting I guess.
Shaking with rage, could kill euan with my bare hands if I was with him right now
>>69093191
they're /bet/'s team lid
We're all at the stadium
>>69093259
Nipping off to the burger van, anyone want anything?
>>69093214
>there's this big game going on
Yes and there are match threads for those big games so if you want to talk about that maybe that is a better place for you.
>7 minutes
>Seven
>7 mins
Loads of time lids
>>69093191
Euan tipped them smed
>>69093299
2 e coli burgers please Hassan
>>69093214
aberdeen is the big game lid, are you new?
>>69093299
chips and cheese lid
>>69093299
A new head. Lost mine along with 3k about 2 hours ago
Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen
overs overs overs
OH WHEN THE DONS
GO STEAMING IN
OH WHEN THE DONS GO STEAMIN IN
22222222
N E E D 1 more
>>69093299
Can't afford anything lid
THANK YOU BASED DONS
SUCH A SWING
>>69093423
I bet somewhat casually, yes
t. what is lid
HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT
HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHT
NIALL MICGINN MAKES RONALDO LOOK SHITE
Penalty Aber
Get in there lids
E R A
R
A
3333333333
3
3
3
3
3
ABERDEEN
THE FIX IS IN
UAC
NEVER FUCKING DOUBTED YOU DEREK
fix is in
OH MY FUCKING DAYS THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
HOLY FUCK LIDS
WEW
>>69092721
FULL KIT WANKER
>>69092721
>>69092775
Make sure to take pictures
Unibwin full kit wanker confirmed.
>>69093841
>>69093863
How do I get an Aberdeen kit in my size delivered within a week?
party atmosphere here lids, Euan just downed a dirty pint.
dancing in the stands
>>69092721
Want to meet up before the game lid?
>>69093775
Please please post pics of you in your full kit liddo
>>69093948
give me your address and i can send you an away shirt
Room reeks lads.
Need a Poland goal desu.
Palmeiras -1.5 @evens
ronaldo score anytime most ridiculous bet of the tournament
>>69094308
aye
I got 5€ on 1-1 CS at 8 point something but that Donaldo goal would have been nice too
>>69094308
just because juvegoy suggested it
I swear he is cursed
>>69093948
you can get it delivered within a week, go onto their site right now and select the special delivery option at checkout
HUP HUGE
ABERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Please score one more Stjarnan slags
Poland 2 - 1 screencap this
Why can't I do my tennis tips on TT? When I search nothing comes up. Can't be bothered doing custom zzzzzzzz
just curious, i bet on poland o3.5 corners. if by some miracle poland get 3 corners during extra time, will my bet come through or is it only for 90mins?
>>69093959
Yeah sure. I'll be in the only pub in Luxembourg. You'll recognise me by my full kit pmsl
>>69094029
sent ;)
KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>69094817
In most books for the full time aka 90 mins.
Sorry lid.
Does this include OT?
NEW BALLS PLEASE
>>69094901
Typical rule for bookies is unless it specifies otherwise all bets are to 90mins.
>>69094839
Thanks m8
https://tipstertube.com/post/71884
Romania's model SO fit. Gonna be HUP huge
what should i put my LAST euro on?
Portugal STILL haven't won a match in 90 mins this tournament PMSL
>>69095034
10 fold acca for tomorrow coming up lid
>>69094526
Not for European deliveries unfortunately.
>>69095074
make sure to (you) this acca for me, im desperate
ronaldo absolute SHITE
>>69095196
2 so far missed by so 9/10. So so desperate for a 10/10.
>>69095074
NOT falling for the acca meme
>>69095481
Really can't blame me, 9/10 twice is just unlucky lid. 13.5/1 acca for tomorrow.
>>69095246
i havent won a tennis acca in so long
What to late night bet???
>>69095572
Do a 9 fold because you get 9 right every time
>>69095572
Yeah, my anger's directly laden on Mladenovic
Reminder that THIS is why you are not HUP
Alright lids. 9 fold acca @8.8. Took out Wawrinka, free to add whatever you want to it. PLEADING with the gods to let me have this one.
>>69094992
Yeah it's graded now and lost, not even mad though. I just hope Poland wins now, just because
>>69095813
What is the return?
>>69095945
You new? It's @8.8 so put a pound on you'll get £8.80
>>69096049
No I just didn't see the total odds
>>69096095
He said
>Alright lids. 9 fold acca @8.8.
>>69096137
Didn't read lol
>>69095813
On it
>>69096189
pmsl
>>69095813
kvitova prob gunna let you down
>>69096095
V v strange post m8. 18/20 so far for accas.
>>69096225
Hopefully you bring us some luck
>>69095813
Stuck in Dimitrov, Berdych and Halep myself
What were the odds on pitch invader?
>>69096458
Leave me alone lid. Shaking so much at today's accas.
>>69096441
Hmm fuck it. Might as well go for a risky acca.
LADS FORGET THE LAST ONE
>>69096458
did your suck that one faggot's dick for betting accounts btw
who else were on streaker @ 14 or something?
>>69096458
got you covered Hass
COMING UP 14 FOLD ACCA @48.47
PART 1
>>69095813
On this because why the fuck not. Got 8.95 at Unibet by they way.
Hoping Portugal qualify desu. So I can put a large lay on them to win the Euros. They're 6.5 to win at the moment
>>69096600
Halep is usually reliable for me and Dimitrov is a cool guy.
I was also eyeing Lisicki. Played well today
PART 2
If you are on a losing run and simply can not win a bet please fuck off and don't get on.
>>69096458
Enjoyed this post
>>69096731
what sport is this m8?
>>69096837
>>69096957
>only @48.47
zzzzz cannot wait for this tennis meme to die
>>69096837
>>69096957
Why would you do this? You do understand accs are NEVER justified and the only thing your doing is increasing the bookies margin.
If you think all those games are +ev just bet them individually. Making accas is full retard.
>>69096731
Not sure what sports these are for but I'm #on
>>69096643
Jesus Finalnd what sort of man do you take me for
>>69097004
rugby lid
>>69097116
This isn't about making serious money lid. Just a bit of fun while the tennis is on during the day. I only post serious tips on TT.
>>69097050
Will do one @100 for you
>>69097268
TT name?
MLB picks for today?
>>69097329
TennisTipster.
The state of some of you. Such fucking bores. Fuck off to your UAC tipping groups.
>>69096910
I'm thinking about Italy @8.00, if they can beat Spain then why not the whole thing. IIRC they're pretty good against Germany, then they would probably be the favourites.
Odds on Ronaldo to miss his Penalty? Will go large
I just bet 20€ @3.75 for the fifth kicker of Portugal (most likely Tsuunaldo since he always wants to be fifth) to fail his PK.
>>69097592
>3.75
Those are some seriously shit odds
>short odds accas
>'tinder posting'
>Pakis
Nice community you have here
>>69097890
thanks lid tbqh
Literally Penaldo
Poland 5-4
>>69097890
>@48 short
>Clearly has no matches on tinder
>/bet/ is minority white.
This is a very bad post.
This one commentator on tv just said that about 60% of the time, the team who shoots first in a penalty shootout wins. Is this legit?
>>69098000
@9 fucking crazy
>>69098090
Sounds like bullshit
>>69097890
>>69096731
my acca isnt short lid
MESSI BTFO
>>69098088
Short odds favourite, you clueless little greaseball. Cretin.
sanches future goat
Why does no-one shoot down the middle?
>>69098270
Imagine being such a bore that you actually take a 14 fold acca seriously. Can tell your bird is fat.
Blowjob lips
>Poland to LOSE
'no'
>Poland
I hate it when players do this start, stop meme PKs
Haven't seen Poles lose a shootout like this since 1939.
Tsunaldo just so so cheeky
>there are people in this thread that bet against Tsuu
really makes you think
>>69098845
Very very good post.
What are the odds on Portugal lifting the cup without ever winning in regular time?
>>69098422
You literally work in a phone shop as a summer job. Don't ever @ me again, you fucking freak.
>>69098088
is /bet/ actually minority white? i leave if it is
>>69099149
Hehe
>>69098845
Kek
>>69099149
Very confused by this. I'm a first year uni student. Where am I suppose to work? Can't all be """"professional" gamblers like yourself
>>69099274
You leaving will make it more white pmsl
>>69099493
PMSL
>>69099493
Get some ambition and you wouldn't have to work at some shit tier job where all you do is post on here all day. Can tell you study a pointless subject at an ex-poly and will never amount to anything.
>>69099549
ireland is still the most white country in the world, racism is in our culture
>>69099902
STEM at a London Russel group but close.
>>69100037
Yeah, I'm sure you go to a Russell Group when you can't even spell Russell pmsl
>>69098845
Pmsl
are you always this hostile, god damn
>>69100183
Just got in from the Aberdeen game lids. /bet/ SO SO lucky with the ref overruling the linesman and allowing the 2nd goal. I'll bring over a full for you Uni on the /bet/ Luxembourg meetup
Romania model so fit
I'm objectively the smartest person in this thread since I went to Cambridge
I'm a slimy leech though
>>69100537
Want to get the bus down lid?
>>69100183
Zzzzzzz pretty sure the biggest achievement in your life is a WORLD Euan tip.
>>69100559
Reminder being book smart DOES NOT equal intelligence
>>69100559
What did you study m8? If you went to Cambridge and did some shitty arts course it doesn't mean much
>>69100651
what subject lid?
Hey TennisTipster, I left out Mlalenovic but kept Bouchard in the acca, and just want to say thanks. That Isner tip was good.
>>69100651
Pmsl nice 'proof' you have there, you sad little man. Don't you have to be up early to sell some phone cases to even greasier teens than yourself?
>>69100793
>>69100741
Pmsl at these insecure little ex-poly thickos. I'm sure you'll go far with your NVQ in bricklaying.
>>69100647
Cheap flight to Frankfurt or Amsterdam would be preferable desu
>>69100899
Big money in plumbing lid
>>69100828
"Professional" in denial. Where's your uni proof?
>>69100651
>Kings
>good
PMSL
Literally where all the kids too dumb for UCL go
>>69100828
Kek not accepting defeat
>>69100986
This. It isn't even proof that he goes there pmsl, probably applied and didn't get in and now he's attending Bolton or something lmao
>>69100968
>he's not getting on the banter bus
PMSL, enjoy your microwave food on KLM
>>69100986
Leave me alone prick
>>69101113
Zzzzz
>>69100800
Biomedical science m8
>>69100816
Ahh glad for you m8. Took a nap and saw her face when I woke up.
Quality betting discussion here lads. I for myself excel at doing fuck all and getting NEETbux and betting here and there. Started uni 2010 but really haven't found my thing yet. Sorry, this isn't blogger, carry on
>>69101190
I thought you were quitting your trip?
>>69101113
>>69100986
>>69100828
Kek, jealousy in these threads. Someone has a bit of success and this is what happens. The people who think they're good because they get on Euans tips and have 5 monitors set up come it.
>>69101224
Shrewd tbqh. Wageslaving so bad.
I don't give a single fuck where any of you go to uni, if you go uni, what you study if you do go to uni or where you work or plan to work.
>>69101224
lid, how do i find my way into the heart of a Fenno-swede?
>>69101338
trip on TT
>>69101338
>Kings
>success
Enjoy your nibs
how have we done this july then lads? up just over 2k myself
>>69101402
Don't give a fuck about how many fucks you give about us desu
>>69101464
Romanian model has me up 700 for the week
Let's end this. We're all just bettors. Why do we have to get personal. Peace and harmony.
>>69101282
Christ it's not even midnight.
>>69101426
Idk, just be yourself m8. I'm probably the wrong person to answer that question
>>69100828
>>69100986
>>69101113
Issuing an apology to these anons. I'm sure you're very shrewd bettors.
>>69101724
Depends. Are you a grower or shower?
>>69101516
Insane, would love to see this Romanian model I've heard so much about
>>69101464
Don't know about July but I'm up 17k for June AND I go to a good uni :^)
>>69101724
>what do i wear in a sauna?
nothing
>>69101798
SO so fit
>>69101822
anything else i need to know?
>>69101818
Oi cheeky
>>69101798
Follow him on TT
>>69101887
depends on the girl really, not much I can tell you. Although there will probably be lots of mosquitos so prepare for that.
I've never done a Bet365 free in-play on a football match before, what do I go for on Wales/Belgium and does the "cannot guarantee profit" part of the Ts&Cs actually ever come into effect?
>>69101965
do i bring anything besides booze?
i heard about the mosquitos
>>69101977
http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>>69102012
always bring a towel, I think I read that somewhere
>>69101977
Wales/Belgium? I only see a free in-play bet for Germany V Italy. Always put the free bet on something with high odds, I calculated it but cba to explain it now. Better return on investment.
>>69101977
pre match - under 2.5 goals first half
in play - over 2.5 goals first half
>>69102062
Thanks
>>69102104
might be a regional thing.
Could I then just bet £50 on (favourite or draw) pre-match and then (not-favourite) after kick-off and guarantee at least a small profit?
>>69101977
There is also the 3rd method of guaranteeing the same amount of profit no matter the result.
It's usually ~€33 per offer.
50 on favourite before the game.
50 on draw in play.
50 pre game on another bookie split between both teams so that you make the same amount.
So for this it would be
Wales @ 5.8 x (22.41 Betfair) = 130
Draw @ 3.6 x 50 = 180
Belgium @ 1.75 x 50 + (24.28 Betfair) = 130
50 on draw gets refunded so you get 180 from each one coming in. Bet365 sees it as you only betting on 2 choices, so the guarantee profit clause is fine
>>69102276
I've exploited this sometimes for free €, although it is only 25€ in Finland. I just place the pre-match bet on something with really low odds (under 8 goals or something, go figure) and then place the in-play bet on exact corners or something. You really can't lose that way.
PALMEIRAS
111
>>69102338
this guy knows what's up, listen to him
Wtf is up with TT. Can't search for a match.
Buzzing desu. Is this what being UAC feels like?
pic related, today
ARP such a nice fella unlike some cunts on here
>>69103309
You mean like you? You're a strange little man desu.
>>69103334
I'm diplomatic. Unless provoked never really go at someone for no reason. Anyway Anne Hathaway so so sexy.
any addict bets ?
Going to need that Osborne power pose picture
222
June is over, post graphs
Pretty average month, was on holiday for a bit so didn't make as much as normal, bad end to the month
>>69103309
It's us against the bookies lid no point being mean to each other :^)
>>69103518
KNEW you liked the attention too much to drop the trip
>>69103625
Wish I had taken a holiday these last couple of weeks desu, broke even since the 19th
>promoting quote unquote niceness on an icelandic rball tipping imageboard
>>69102434
sup bro, any tip on cubs vs mets?
>Micheal Gove @10
Why on Earth did he just hand the leadership to Theresa May??
>>69103885
Since the 16th I only had 3 days in the green, 8 days in the red and 3 days with no bet, luckily most of the days in red were small sums while winning days were pretty good, still depressing
>>69100899
Showing your age using the term ex-poly
>>69103885
Also, investments. Brexit SURREAL.
>>69104042
Most of my DAC days were Euros lotto shite tbqh, always end up punting on stuff when it's been a good month
>>69103803
Very true
>>69103861
You won't see it tomorrow m8. Let me get to sleep Christ.
Love waking up to a HASS winner.
Hass so sick
My mom told me I could become anything, so I became a Brazilian JUDGE
ARP is a pretty funny guy, doesn't have an ego like Euan either
>>69104191
>waking up at 9 or 7 depending on where you are
>>69104294
Sorry lid, we all don't have to wake up for a wageslave gig
>>69104372
Did you see bedroom rumpy pumpy between Ryan and Hughie? Not pleasant. Can't believe Hughie is into favourite too, getting to a good laying price. Going to smash the Lateysha price if she keeps drifting as well
>>69104491
Haven't been watching that much but I fucking hate Ryan already. Thank God Marco is gone too. Tell me if she does. Last year's was so much better.
>put a bet on Atletico Mineiro
>they score in the first minute
FREE MONEY
>>69104596
Same starting to drift in and out of watching it. Initial reaction to Georgina being 1.1 to be evicted next is that its a bit short but I'm going to need to look into it further
NRL - Brisbane Broncos vs Melbourne Storm - Friday Night Football 1/07/2016: I see this game starting off at a slow pace and then racing out later on in the game with lots of points scored. Both teams generally take a conservative scoring approach and will more times than not take the 2 points when given a penalty in a scoring opportunity, However both teams suffer badly in defense post the 20-25min mark, this has generally been where totals have been blown out with both teams recently. Look to make an in-play medium bet on "Total Points" going OVER if there is little to no points scored by the 15th minute. The Live total will be at around 32.5-34.5. If your bookie does not have an in-play feature look to pre-stake medium on the over 40.5. In terms of the actually winner of this match we see Broncos winning here and covering the spread. Don't be fooled by last weeks performance against the Bulldogs like the general betting population are. The inclusion of Andrew Mccullough is a major boost for Brisbane as the roll forward he provides to the Broncos forwards and pressure takes away from Milford and Hunt is second to none. This Broncos team Again look to re-back large on Broncos in-play if Melbourne score first, the price should jump to around $1.90. Be sure to also check out my Gold Coast Warriors winner for this weekend. Happy Punting!
>>69105004
fuck off
>>69105030
Fuck off
>>69105004
You need to go back.
>>69105044
Rude
>>69105030
Tears
>>69104744
Remember you saying you'd back her at the beginning. Did you lay Marco? Would've thought he'd be a favourite.
>>69105062
Past midnight, why are you still using your trip?
>>69105004
>we have the Broncos winning
Lid I'm going to the game and have Melbourne winning
>>69105030
>>69105044
>>69105053
Meanwhile both of you have taken this advice and put $50 on it.
Stan Wawrinka, Tomas Berdych, And Jo-Wilfried Tsonga All To Win (WAS 6/5) @ 2.50 Willhill
>>69105085
That's probably why you won't be in the corporate box
>>69105074
PLEASE forgive me. I'll be asleep by 2. Let me enjoy this last 30 minutes.
>>69105127
All cunts tbqh.
>>69105138
Pmsl imagine going to see a sport which isn't football or tennis.
>>69105062
Nah Marco has always been in the 20s or above and not really worth laying. Aye getting on Lateysha at the start has meant I've been able to green up on all the main contenders so far. Only worry is about potential future contestants coming in and being really popular
>>69105138
Really not enjoying this gimmick lad
>>69105198
Hmm remember with Marc last year. What a character.
>>69105215
Didn't we just beat you at rugby union? The only rugby that matters. And the ashes. And football.
>>69105138
Fucking Alan Stubbs thats who you remind me of. Has always bugged me that I couldn't put my finger on it
>>69105220
ROI doesn't lie.
Peter so so shrewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTJnZV6lPSg
>>69105004
is this actually your writing or did you just copy this off a website
>>69105259
Nice one, Muhammad.
>>69105277
Based Peter, top lad
>>69105303
Mine. People pay me money for these predictions, yet on here all I get is abuse & Muslims telling me to "fuck off"
>>69105419
>hurr durr muslims
So original and witty. But yes since you clearly didn't hear me the first time FUCK OFF you cunt
>>69105419
>>69105524
whats with the beef?
>>69105419
Relax lid. Make a tipstertube and go from there.
>>69105419
FYI people are more likely to get on if you post without a write up. There's a rule based on that betting subreddit that the longer the writeup is the less likely it is to win.
Waking up to the hate
What is up
>>69105599
Some very bitter individuals tonight. Last post with my trip. That anon who keeps asking. Are you happy now. Goodbye my friends.
Fug forgot my trip. Last post it is. Would like to thank Aussie anon. Croatian anon. Jedward. Juve. And all the other anons which have supported me. Would like to take one last swipe at that professional gambler nonce. Get a life you senile old man.
>>69105675
>>69105649
you'll be back within 22 hours
>>69105697
I'm a man of my word.
>>69105524
While you're watching the score with your wife's son on your outdated Samsung Galaxy using your neighbors wifi, I'll be in the corporate box drinking endless amounts of Alcohol while being served enticing food by beautiful south east asian women. I feel sorry for you bro, send me your paypal and I'll donate a fiver
>>69105565
Just one of those shills who scams people into paying for crap. Was EXPOSED for deleting losing tips off his Instagram
>>69105649
Dude I was just joking.
You're one of my favourite posters.
Pls keep using trip. :(
>>69105731
Is this the famous """""""Aussie banter"""""""""
>>69105649
>>69105675
Kek there was more than one anon asking why you had your trip on lid. Good to see you're attention seeking to the very end though
>>69105737
Kek, betting instagram, whats the world coming to?
>>69105763
I'd like to formally apologize for this twat shitting up OUR /bet/
>>69105731
Just send the fiver to Juveguy on my behalf, think he needs it more than me
>>69105569
Tried making one but it seems as though I can't post NRL, AFL and ALB tips there?
I use BetSwaps, it's much better imo
>>69105776
Pmsl lid got me there hehe
>>69105838
Fuck off cunt
Why cant we all just get along?
>>69105889
Tears
>>69105838
No idea lid. New to it as well.
>>69105900
Fuck off jew.
to start with a am drinking a bottle of wine, I never drink on my own but it is the only way I can cope with what has just happened. I have toyed with sports betting, over all I loose but not a great deal of money, perhaps £2,500 a year. This, on the other hand was different, life changing, sickening and I feel like scum. I was FX trading the brexit, I had a number of positions long on the GBP and was up £16,000 at the turn of midnight as I lay down next to my wife who had no ideas what i was doing, I thoutht I had won. I had become complacent that I would wake up with £50,000 in my account, that the remain vote was a certainty, the bookmakers now had leave at 12-1 and the whole financial world was buying GBP. So much so that I neglected to use a stop loss, I thought, well, there will be volatility, but there is no way the result will go the other way, not now. I am up £16,000 and considering taking the profit but greed gets the better of me. I thought dont limit your win try to sleep. Then, the first results from Sunderland come in, within 20 seconds my £16,000 profit evaporates into -£70,000 in a heartbeat. I am a rabbit in the headlights, staring at the numbers change in seconds, this can't be happening, I feel sick, I start physically retching. I consider cutting the losses at this point, but the blind hopefully voice in the back of my head tells me the tables could still turn, its only one city, it's still close, London's vote might save me. Please know at this point this is 70% of all the money I have, I know I am lucky to have it at all, it was left to me by my father, perhaps the fact I did not earn it means I do not respect it like I should.
>>69105912
Yeah. Below is the list of what you can choose from:
Football
Ice Hockey
Tennis
Basketball
Volleyball
Handball
Snooker
American Football
Darts
Cricket
Comabt Sports
Esports
- No baseball
- No Rugby League
- No Aussie Rules
These are the main things I profit on^
I see you can make a "custom event, but I assume the process of getting your tips verified would be a hassle. Betswaps verifies automatically for these markets.
>>69105992
Please feel free to call me a cunt, I feel like one. in the last 24hr's I have called the gambling addiction line, I know I must have a problem. They told me I must tell my wife, I surely can't hide the losses from her I can't tell anyone I feel so shameful. I know I must stop gambling altogether. I have managed to stop for 48hrs but now I am drunk I just placed a £50 bet on Portugal. I know that if I don't face this problem I could well ruin my entire life. I need to know why I gamble and what I can do to stop it. I almost feel like the most practical thing would be to overcome the shame, go totally public about this and hep others who suffer in silence. Any advice and thoughts would be really appreciated.
>>69106016
No idea what you're going through lid but best of luck. Hope someone has some helpful advice for you.
>>69105030
>>69105044
Is this the same person?
>>69105992
>>69105004
On 2bh
just popping in to lmao at that irish cunt who posted a screeny yesterday of a 30k bet on nicky morgan to be the next tory leader
>>69106324
It wasn't real
Wage slave life so bad. Especially on a Friday.
NEED a bet
>>69105675
pity. hope you keep posting on TT.
hope u continue to post m8
I was very drunk at 1-1. Got cannot imagine how drink I am now.
>>69107241
Talking big sense here pal.
Counting down the hours.
>>69107350
Euan, in all honesty, why do you still post here?
And do you think /bet/ will ever get better?
>>69107350
Tears
>>69107534
He obviously likes the attention
seething at bookies voiding my winners for literally no reason
>>69107534
I have BIG plans soon
answer the fucking chat god damn I want my shitty 8 euros so I can update my fucking spreadsheet
DON'T YOU DARE MESS UP MY YIELD
>>69107857
>he doesn't delete refunded bets to increase his yield
>>69107857
I'm sure they really want your pennies pmsl. What were you on?
>>69107840
What kinds plans? Skedge is dire nowadays
>>69107889
unders basketball
I'm learning how to bet on that and they fucking refund when I win
>>69107920
Time to change bookies man
>>69107928
b-but it's 365
am I too shrew to profit already?
>>69107920
Is it South American basketball? I know bookies get the wrong scores often so it's probably just a mistake
>>69107957
They said it's because they mixed home and away team
I'm trying to pity my way
>>69107889
He's moving all the best posters to the discord, it's p cool tbqh
>>69107889
Skedge is never dire for those who know.
Patched a bird in the club because I couldn't be arsed. Is that acceptable?
no luck :(
if I could chat in english I would've tried luck with the 'are u havin a fucking giggle m8??' line
>>69108040
Tommorrow's skedge looks pretty shit imo though
>>69108152
Need an ameribets thread like air desu
>>69108216
Ask and you shall receive
NEW
>>69108312
>>69108312
>>69108312
