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>forgetting the subject
wew
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUCK SAKE DAC DAC DAC
DAC on meme teams sub edition
very incompetent new threads today friends
Up on Unibet £90, down on Ladbrokes £80. All that stake for £10 profit...
I hope that ref gets diarrhea everyday until he dies. Wales were about to score a goal that would get me even.
Massive cunt.
>>69304631
>no /bet/ or edition
Nice job
Bet that bloke who is big red Portugal outright ain't too happy
So so down today.
>Murray
>Wales DNB
>Jamie Murray
>>69304117
>>69304117
>>69304117
Brazil 2: France is full of niggerboos
Down $60 from that travesty.
>>69304631
Literally just in time
>No /bet/ in the title
Almost perfect but not quite, 9/10
Lads, I think even Juve made more money than me this evening. I feel like shit, however, I turned 5 euros into 150 and then lost it all again. So I see potential.. all based on gut; will work on a model soon.
>>69304868
>>69304758
>>69304671
Sorry lads. It seems 4chanx fucked my post up. Wrote it down and it didn't carry over from my other post.
Was supposed to be Tsu times with /bet/ edition.
>>69304768
Could be worse, could be down €110 on Skybent and up 1 greasy fiver on Netbet
>>69304893
Fuck Jamie Murray.
Ruined my acca.
Down 650 for the day. Wtf is the bet
Been a bad day for the model.
NEED Sampaio to come through
Just so obvious in uk adverts ffs
>>69305011
Hate all Murray's. Judie Jamie Andy.
>>69304983
it's fiiiiiineee
>>69305053
NEED this too.
What are your tips on MLS. Desperately need some money.
>>69304631
I apologize
>>69305053
WTB? +handi?
>only averaging £776 profit per day this week
zzz such a struggle
>>69305186
NYC DNB
>>69304671
RE-OPEN CARONI!
>>69305053
Before I take a nap and wake up 2 hours later for work. Will you be posting any tips during the time?
>>69304971
Please send me the £5 you promised and stick to your word
>>69305186
New England O2.75 was the bet but odds got pounded
>>69305220
No point now, odds got pounded from 1.88 to 1.61
>>69305287
I'd only give it to you if I won.
>>69305284
probably not
Tears if you werent on corner handis
>>69305302
is Sampaio Correa +0.75 too risky? cant find +1.25
>>69305386
Thanks vampire. You are a cool guy.
>>69305186
New England - NYC is tough to call, not really gonna bother with any considerable stakes. Definitely want to watch the game though, so to make things interesting I'm gonna put some on BTTS, o2.5 (if odds go up) and NYC&BTTS
>>69305434
I already told you m8, odds got too short, no value anymore.
>These KH odds fluctuating like crazy
Think some shrewdies are on opposing sides here
>>69305069
SO true
>>69305256
What were you on today? You have only tipped 3 bets since going paid and 1 lost so not sure why you're boasting about your profit.
For that one UK anon asking for the Macau 2nd division table, I found it finally
http://macaufa.com/MatchInfo/2016/Macau_League/Second/Marks.htm
Yesterday was VERY good, but today was VERY poor and over the course of those two days I am only up 1 (one) unit
>>69305615
Because I follow other people's bets, as well as my own I dont tip. If you want more bets, I suggest you get your greasy tenners out and pay to follow tipsters
>>69305615
>falling for old nibs
>>69305652
Try being up one unit after 5 days, with most of your losses coming from 2 games.
>>69305762
Just bad form boasting about profit when you tipped a loser today imo.
>>69305802
its a long time ting yo stay in it bruv
>>69305268
>tfw my bookie doesn't have DNB
Fucking hell, can't wait for bet365 to be legalized here.
>>69305847
asian handicap 0???
>>69305847
DNB is AH 0 as well
Check if your bookie has that line
>>69305811
>tipsters are only allowed to tip winners
zzz
Still in profit for the week as well.
>>69305847
>my bookie doesn't have DNB
...you do know you can manually do it right?
>>69305936
Which tipsters do you follow from here
>>69305998
Derfell and Flatanon
>>69305998
Rumour has it he's a big fan of Derfell
>>69305998
>from here
pmsl
Euan such a dullard. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
1 more pls Athletico Venezuela
>>69306072
>Implying you're even in the top 3 here
pmsl
>>69306113
Whats the beef?
NEED a big day tomorrow
>>69306072
are you for real?
I am with you, whatever.
Blair SUCH a wuss
Mum's gonna kill me when she sees the bank statement for this month
>>69306152
Who's above him in current trips?
>>69306154
he's butthurt because derfell kept landing the overs
>>69305762
>paying for tips
>>69305909
>>69305918
Lol, good jokes, mates. Bookie barely has any bets. Basically just over/under, result at HT and FT, BTTS, first team to score and not much else.
No corners, no fouls, no cards, no "who goes trough", not "who's going to win the EURO", no asian handicap, next goal, next goal scorer, ...
>>69305960
How?
>>69306208
Ameribets
Tennis
Hass
from now on I shall remain COMPOSED and will NOT be RECKLESS with my bankroll
>>69306162
Do you think it is worth my time following anyone who posts here? If so, please tell me who.
>>69306220
>being a child
>>69306242
what bookie? Isnt Dohze (or something) a Portugese betsson group skin?
>>69306269
PMSL can't wait for >/eurobet/ to end
>>69306184
Big fan of you mate.
>>69306300
Betclic.
Bet.com, whomever they are, got legalized yesterday. Everyone else is still waiting for a licence.
>>69306317
Not sure what's funny. They're good free tipsters.
>>69306300
Derfell and Tennis Tipster
>>69306433
These 2 at the very least.
pmsl, just because Euan charges he thinks he's the best tipster on /bet/
>>69306373
Just use a grey-marker bookie like fonbet or 1xbet or get a AO account if ypu are close to being a big boy.
>>69306433
I know this is bait but
>derfell
literally beyond clueless/probably a gimmick
>TT
good guy but dont think he can out-perform traders and asia long term on mainstream tennis.
333333333333333
whats THE nyc bet
>>69306414
>>69306433
>>69306504
CAN'T TELL WHATS SATIRE ANYMORE
>>69306300
Who do you follow? Paid?
>>69306546
*grey-market
>>69306546
>grey-marker bookie
You're so weird and such a pseudo
>No one carried The Villages in play
>>69306593
Do you actually read TT's posts.
About 75% of what he tips comes in.
>>69306593
No idea what you have against TT? He's a gimmick but has pretty good tips. Small sample but good so far.
>Lateysha pulling on heart strings this hard
How can anyone NOT vote for her?
>>69306593
Very unhappy with this. Yes I meme but I actually post lots of tips. Don't reply to this or I'll end you and your son.
>>69306580
Nothing anymore, odds went down too much
Reminder you cant buy a train ticket to glasgow with yield.
Euan I have a p. poignant question please can you not ignore it
4444444444444444
>>69306706
>>69306723
Yes at least he tips but he's only on 15% yield after a reasonable sample which yes is decent but nothing amazing. Euan has been here for years making us money so either you guys are very new or you have some sort of memory problems to think TT is better than him, don't really get the constant tedious hate. And anyone who says Derfell is just looking for nibs or is actually him
What are some good groups to join when I get my student loan? Looking to make some decent bank :) is PGA THE group still?
on a 15 bet losing streak
>>69307205
UAC tipping group is very profitable
>>69307253
>implying a student loan can cover the membership fees
>>69307222
Around that myself. All of yesterdays profits gone
>>69307222
Post your next tip
The Villages 2-0 up now. Just fucking kill me
ON MY KNEES for a Union Comercial goal
>>69307253
Great meme pal, I was one of the ones begging for BT to actually get a group after the months of shitposting. /bet/ was insufferable until Euan saved it
Juve Tryhards Day 8 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £55.50
Day: -£12.50
Portugal saved me there. Went into a massive frenzy with rebacks on shitty tips and ANOTHER betmamba let down. NEED Hass to perform tomorrow if I'm to get to three digits by Friday. Marked him already as my trump tipster
555555555555555
>>69307468
*Day 9
>>69307446
love BT, godspeed bud
How come White Sox odds are on the rise?
>>69307509
They got put in the wash with dark clothing
>>69307432
3-0 now, someone please kill me
>>69307370
desperate need of some xanax
>>69307646
>fractional odds
You deserve to lose desu
Cruizero - Asian Handicap
What's the actual bet Romania?
Are the any odds for betting on Blair's prosecution? Has literally no chance of happening and from my pals on normiebook it looks like the media is shilling it hard
>>69307693
badminton is the only profitable sport
>>69307770
V fun sport to play must say, especially in the winter
>>69307770
>implying pro wrestling isn't the most profitable sport
>>69307817
iv thought about becoming a coach but it just wouldnt be profitable
>>69307713
That means Cruzeiro 0 or DNB
>>69308096
>Cruizero 0
So we want Cruzerio to either win or draw?
>>69306208
Everyone, hes fucking shit, get out of his arse you bent cunt.
>>69308216
Derfel what are your tips for tonight?
This should be added to the OP
http://www.betshoot.com/asian-handicap-betting/
will fed and kerber win comfortably tomorrow ?
White sox ML?
>>69308250
Not me, but don't have any tonight apart from a 5/10 on New York DNB. Tomorrow looks kinda shite but posted a few bets on the previous thread
>>69308252
>literally a screenshot off wikipedia
>>69307713
I'm fairly large on Vitoria and Vitoria/Draw, DO NOT recommend this tip.
>>69308334
Ah right, thanks. Look forward to it.
>>69308216
Post last 5 bets
Remember that anon talking about this. He's gone BIG and fucked off to Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/4rf5yf/betting_strategy_i_would_like_some_advice_on/
>>69308459
Looks like a winning strategy
fst landing 2 @100 accas in 2 weeks makes me feel so sick.
Small on Struvay @1.5 wait till he loses a point on serve. Odds will jump up.
>>69308459
Reading that thread gave me cancer
Everyone is so joyful and overly nice and optimistic on Reddit it makes me mad
>>69308250
Not him but NYC +0.5 @ 1.75
>>69308459
That thread is hilarious.
Muller to score and Germany to win at 5.5
>>69308577
Just came back to post this very comment kek
>>69308606
#ON
Cannot win a bet atm. So so down today
Tt going to tip owt tonight or can I go bed ?
>>69308666
Should try out the 14 selection 0.25p stake strategy
>>69308685
No idea what this means. Hope someone got on Struvay. He just broke and was @1.67 at one point
Reminder shrewdies are on New England and only soccerway warriors are on NY
>>69308714
Hopped on at 1.53. Nice tip, recovering from my DAC day
>>69308719
NYC have the best away record
>>69308732
soccerway warrior
>>69308732
Thanks soccerway warrior
Sending David Villa my energy. I expect BIG things from him tonight.
>>69308719
Shrewdies got on overs when the price was good
>>69308752
>>69308751
>implying it's -ve
see: Derfel
>>69308402
Not counting scorecasts and correct scores those are stupid bets.
inb4 penny punter
>>69308714
Tipping anything for tomoz ?
>>69308814
Em at least you were honest I suppose...
>>69308814
>Cashing out that Portugal on pens bet for 13p
Come on man.
>>69308814
THIS is euan's competition
If New England win I'll end myself.
>>69308814
>calling me shit
At least I know this is satire
>>69308814
>0.13
Did you buy a lollipop with that?
>>69308879
13p is better than nothing
>>69308879
kek
Daily reminder that cashing out is the trait of homosexuals and other such undesirables
>>69308814
Kerber to win 2nd point. Kek.
>>69308849
Will have a look. Serena handicap probably worth it. Kerber to win defo. Promising stuff on braunschweig challenger and Cali.
>>69308901
I want NYC to win but I think New England will take it
>>69308919
It is barely better than nothing meanwhile if Wales came back and it went to pens and Portugal won there he would feel like a massive idiot for cahing out for 13p because what the fuck does 13p do for him?
It is absolutely pointless to cash out for pennies, just leave it be.
Betting on basketball feels so safe, you have so many ways around it, that I'm very scared of betting on football again
>>69308965
can get a tenth of a freddo
>>69308946
I've put a small on NYC DNB, but a tad worried now as their H2H statistics are 7-0-1 to NER
>>69308965
can get a strawberry lolly down the corner shop
>>69308991
Any games soon that you'll tip?
Sampaio rball looking good.
>>69308946
With my luck, I fully believe NE will win.
tfw £30 on portugal to win the Euros @19.00, book so SO green right now
>>69309022
Tomorrow and friday
Yesterday I went to a match to try betting live, bet on handis and totals, won both. It was very hard to get both lines though, like a 15 second window each
>>69309115
She sounds self centred. Get rid.
>both germany and france @2.87 to win Euro outright
>portugal won't win against these two teams in final
Should I put half bankroll on one and the other half on the other?
FREE MONEY
>>69309115
Forgot my trip
>>69309115
>plastered all over snapchat and the book of faces that my ex I finished with a week ago is already getting with someone else to try rub it in my face
Would LOVE to send this very message to her rn
>>69309183
it would be better to bet on whoever wins between them
>>69309183
>Leicester won't win the league, it will be Arsenal or Man City or Spurs, I will just put a third of my bankroll on them and get rich!
And just think that was an actual league rather than a single game.
>>69309214
Odds will have dropped massively by then. The smart bet is no bet.
>>69309183
desu, with how defensively frail France have looked, I think Portugal could beat them. Would only need a moment of magic from Penaldo
>>69309115
Who is she?
Pokemon Go so SO +Ev
>>69309191
Very very confused. Reword.
>>69309190
Cheeky.
>>69309160
But I want to bang her first.
>>69309233
I get your point, but I think you're a bigger retard for thinking Arsenal or Spurs would win the league
I've lost 8 bets in a row
what do?
>>69309300
I'm talking about when it was a 4 horse race around Jan
>>69309322
>he didn't believe
>>69309183
Portugal have a rock solid defense and they will love to play on counters against both teams.
For sure mug money will push France or Germany odds too short and there will probably be some value in Portugal +0.5.
>>69309306
Understand why you lost and adapt a new strategy accordingly.
>>69309268
Started out as friends. Progressed to a bit of flirting. Slept round at hers once but didn't go further. Mutual attraction.
>>69309291
I caught Charmander earlier but cant get the game to load up anymore.
>>69309306
Have a break, reflect, do something productive and then bet again
>>69309405
Obviously the right strategy is to bet sure 1.05 odds horses for a while to get the winning streak back going.
>>69309293
Reminder New England is THE bet tonight
I finished properly with my bird a week ago. She's been getting with some other guy already since we broke up. Her friends have proceeded to post snapchats of them together. Discussions have been taking place on her Facebook wall about her having sex with him. I'm perfectly aware they are doing this to rub it in my face. But I know she's still completely in love with me. So sending that very message would give me great satisfaction
>>69309414
Yeah servers are down for me too
If New England wins I won't bet on anything until Saturday.
>>69309306
Pay a few respected tipsters to spoonfeed you winners
>>69309478
What age are you? Surely too young to legally gamble
>>69309478
Yes thay sounds more complicated. This is a bit more tongue in cheek. Told her I'd be on the lookout for some girls.
Best thing to do in that situation is total blackout. Do not respond. Go out with your friends and have fun.
>>69309478
Don't you feel sad that she's banging someone else? I literally CANNOT handle the thought of any of my exes getting with anyone else
>>69309478
but I'm on Derfell's New York DNB
>>69309478
delete her off everything you will be much happier
>>69309381
>rock solid defence
>concede 3 goals to hungary
>concede 1 goal to iceland
>>69309562
>trusting a derfail bet
Has he actually won anything that isn't with odds of <1.2
>>69309606
>cherry picking a couple of games while disregarding the intrinsic power level of the team
I love this meme. I bet you had money on Wales too.
Goodnight everyone. Hope you lids get a nice rest too. Sleep SO +ve.
>>69309525
>>69309590
Agree this is the only solution
>>69309606
Iceland has literally scored for something like 30 straight games.
>>69307770
This tbqh
1-0 after 15 minutes on Melgar game, has Romania actually won any over/under bets? Glad I bet the opposite on this one
>>69309743
EDIT: Grammar
>>69309709
I wish TT had an option to filter ROI/Yield by bet type.
>>69309759
>he's still getting sudacas on tinder and not the patrician app
pmsl
>>69309768
Why post them then if they always lose?
>>69309624
Most of his overs came in today, also that bet which had ridiculous odds that time
>>69309781
Feel free to go through all of them and see if they lose.
>>69309743
I still hope that anon went out for a drink with the other :(
>>69304983
>using 4chanX
lel
Never once trusted that shit. Back when 4chan had way less features I just sucked it up.
>>69309709
Are you RETARDED?
Down £1200 today.
Don't know how it even happened. Was just in a bad place and kept going.
I have 200 left in the account. Do I carry on going or just take it out and try and move on with my life?
another Romania bet loses...
>>69309381
>>69309626
We haven't faced a team that knows how to attack, though. Iceland, Austria, Hungary, Poland and Wales all wanted to counter attack, which is hard to do when we park the bus. Not even Croatia had the skill to do much in continuous attack, considering they have like 1 or 2 creative players.
That said, I think France poses a bigger threat to our defense since they want to have possession and have plenty of creativity, on the other hand, their defense is atrocious sometimes which could give us some chances.
Germany is pretty weird, I feel like they know how to attack but at the same time are shit at it, probably because they're Germans therefore have no creativity. I don't see them conceding against us because they're organized.
For me, the final is unpredictable.
>>69310002
What did you initially start with?
>>69310002
I can never tell if people are trolling or serious in these threads. I thought a cardinal rule of betting is never waging more than ~5-10% of your bankroll? and even then, that's a high %?
>>69306269
But Ameribets said last night that he won't be around for awhile
>>69310090
>no responses
pmsl didn't even realise
Why did Rangers odds go up so much?
>>69304631
he used to be actually good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p9XSvx3PXY
ripnaldo
>Floridians
ffs..
>>69309802
The 3 that you posted for tonight are all one goal away from losing, with each game still having 45+ minutes left to play.
Oi where can I bet on Wimbledon juniors? Got a potential worldie. Need to find the odds.
>>69310174
NEED to watch this man play live before he retires. Same goes for Messi too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ87KHhwZ3w
>>69310480
this man died after about 2 seasons in spain though. current ronaldo is good but barely a schadow of his former self
>>69310558
>watching it with US commentators
>wanting to know who advertises every corner, throw-in and goal kick
NYC DNB is a bust, NYC are dire
>>69310480
Tfw saw Messi play when they got beat by Valencia at home, it was magical.
>>69310667
>matches are 5mins long
>>69309851
How much did you win off Singapore pools last night with their muggy handicaps?
Getting on NE handis desu
>>69310693
Guessing you're not actually watching the match then
>>69310737
Of course i am, both teams have had chances, as always MLS games are very open. Overs are the safest in MLS.
What the fuck am I watching? Jeez, had no idea they were so terrible.
Hopefully this comes in, down £200 on the Wales match.
>>69310820
TAKE UP MY FUCKING OFFER OF LETTING ME BE YOUR PRIVATE BOOKIE, YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>69310810
looks about 13 mate
youre going on a list
>>69310820
>700
You haven't answered me yet. What do you work as
>>69310820
lol
>>69310882
Worth getting up for the UFL games tomorrow liddo?
>>69310820
Lol
>>69310899
I don't work
>>69310882
I thought you were making an average of £700 a day? Why do you need me?
>or even £10 a month
>>69310882
Personally expanding this offer to anyone who wants to follow his tips and will offer better odds than Euan too
FFS I need to stop betting at these hours. Put money on Storm 0.0 FT instead of FH. Could have already won the bet....
>>69310810
>1.52cm
>>69310820
>>69310882
I'll give you better odds than that stingy scottis junkie
>>69310943
Not even looked what they are and I can tell you the answer is no
>>69310956
Because then I'd be making whatever I make + what you lose because you are borderline retarded
>>69310961
I'm up £6,750 over the past 3 days. Just because they're shit odds, doesn't mean they don't come in. Not gonna be doing this for long, soon as I hit 10k gonna set a deposit limit for £50 a month and retire from betting
>>69310956
So where do you get all that cash to bet with?
>>69310989
PS. Thanks for the tip anyway, Hass.
>>69310810
They probably just match you as they want to improve their English, if you're not good looking here you're not good looking there
>>69310820
Good luck!
>>69311019
>Retire from betting
So cute
>>69311023
By winning bets, started with £500 2 weeks ago and been steadily building up. Made bank on the Galaxy VS Vancouver game as I kept betting on who gets the next corner even though Unibet were still offering odds of 1.8 for Vancouver
>>69311019
>Just because they're shit odds, doesn't mean they don't come in.
>>69311054
2 goals in Toronto already, should have tipped it
>>69311047
If you're white you can pull fairly attractive girls in south america and asia, they love europeans, don't have to be that attractive
>>69311019
Can already tell you're getting addicted the world of high(ish) rolling and the attention (good and bad) that comes with tipping. Why not just become SHREWD instead of retiring, having a decent size roll helps a lot
Thank you again based Hass
Thead song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_XEBdPLRC8&app=desktop
>>69311187
What was his tip?
>>69311223
Kek decent.
That anon who asked if I heard that Charlie Simpson song. I hadn't but I listened to it and it was pretty good.
>>69311305
Storm 0.0 FH
>DAT NE finishing
>>69311151
I want to quit for that very reason. I started betting in January when a friend told me about betting on football, between then and June I lost about £1,000 on betfair so i closed my account. Week later I opened a bet365 account and lost £200, so closed my account there.
Had £500 left that was earmarked for betting/casino, so I started a unibet and followed a tip that was posted here. Been betting on it for about a week now and I'm up a lot. In these 2 weeks I haven't left my flat, haven't seen anyone and have barely slept.
It's very addicting so I want to quit. I've left £1k to play around with, once that's gone or I've had my fill I have to give it up.
>>69310810
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spinner
>>69311364
Find it disturbing that you've even made it this far
>>69311364
Addicts never quit. You'll always need that hit.
Oi add me to the discord thing.
>>69311445
Check your TT m8
>>69311480
what's the discord?
Lmao I thought we could expect goals, but these guys couldn't hit the target if they were free to shoot 6ft away from the goal
>>69311488
An app
>>69311488
Some bet chat room.
>>69311480
Kk liddo
Kinda new here, is there a special place where the tips get posted? I see all kinds of "why do you follow his tips". I don't see any tips. any help would be appreciated.
>>69311522
yeh, but what's the deets of it?
>>69311522
Is euan charging a fee for discord as well?
>>69311538
Download tipstertube. Follow Juveguy. Make money. Simple as.
>>69311538
Tipstertube
pleaseeeeeeee goals in new england new york
>>69311538
you'll want the person with the lowest yield as that is how much of their NET deposit they've got left. So if they deposited £50 and had a net deposit of -10% yield; they'd be at £55
Juve guy is the best to follow
Every L is a dagger to the heart. Feel like Jon Snow.
>>69311655
>>69311569
I'm scrolling through his feed, but none of his tips were correct, or am i looking at it wrong?
>>69311745
Don't think you're reading it right pal. L means licensed.
>>69311745
oh no, it doesn't show you what HIS tips were it shows what he chose to lay against. Lay means he bets AGAINST those tips so he's won quite a lot.
>>69311569
>>69311655
Why are you trying to make him lose money? I thought the bookies were the enemy.
>>69311538
>>69311745
juveguy is a meme.
>newfags trolling newfags
>>69311817
Thanks anon. Appreciated.
>>69311817
>Portugal in charge of fun
Anyway Dutch guy. Follow basi-booms maths-works t4tw absolutelyrektpmsl and big_al
>new fags masquerading as newfags complaining about newfags trolling newfags
Wwho rebacking Storm here?
>New fags complaining about new fags reprimanding new fags for trolling a new fag
another losing bet from romania....
>new fags new fags new fags new fags
>>69311928
damn...
>tfw some days you give betting a miss
>didn't get on any of romania's tips for the day
>they're all losing
SO so comfy.
what are the bets looking like for tomorrow model man?
>>69311817
>I thought bookies were the enemy
Why do people think this?
>>69311977
Just taking the piss lad, only lost about £50 with tonight's bets with you.
4 goals, then 40 minutes no more goals. zzzzzzz
>>69311739
I've seen your pecker. You're not a good tipster.
>>69308606
BOOOOOOOOOM cmon lads
NYCCCC
Need these americunts to score 2 more goals
Lampardddd
Need 1 goal in NYC and Seattle games to be HUUUUUP. Need 1 goal in Seattle game to be up.
CRUZEIRO
>>69308751
>>69308719
>>69308752
>>69308719
Hey lads, how's it going?
zzz gonna lose another Euan bet.
I've genuinely lost EVERY single bet I've placed in the last 24 hours.
>betting against the whiter team
battle of the frauds lol
>>69312369
Stop gambling then, freak
>>69312332
Good considering I was just meme-ing lid
>>69312369
what was his tip?
>>69312369
>he's made a bet in 2016
>>69312402
Pay £10 to find out, you greasy chucklefuck
NEED tipperleaks on Euan
>>69312425
>pay £10 for a losing bet
>>69312425
Man for someone who allegedly earns 700 a day minimum, you sure are cheap when someone asked for a tip that has already expired
>>69312463
>having gay as fuck gifs saved
on second thoughts, I dont want to be associated with you
Guys should I go with it?
>Gomez out
>Khedira out
>Hummels out
Pretty confident desu. What do you think?
mfw hass the psuedo has been tipping better than euan and for free pmsl
>>69312393
pmsl and they both have higher yields than you this week, you scrawny perm sporting invalid
>>69312495
>he hasn't watched Coming to America
>>69312498
Yeah stick with it at this point.
>>69312498
>under evens
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>69312498
If you are going to cash after portugal qualifies, you might have just bought portugal to qualify and gotten the 150 instead of the 110 you are going to cash out now.
>>69312512
>this week
Ok pal
>>69312518
I dont care what it is. Saving gifs is for nonces.
>>69312552
applauding this post. Never understand people who put something in a slip then cash out just because the first part won.
>Singapore STILL isn't in with the sydicates and posting fixes.
Why even browse this board
>>69312552
Talking BIG SENSE here pal
How good is Gangzhou Evergrande?
Schalke is playing them later in the day and I know Schalke takes their friendlies seriously.
>>69312634
Game will be 2-0 or 2-1 to Schalke
>>69312576
>he doesn't save gifs
>>69312620
>Posting fixes
Yeah, I am not looking to be wheelchair bound yet m8
>>69312655
Do the syndicates browse a Filipino shit posting forum?
>>69312717
I cannot confirm or deny this allegation
LITERALLY CANT KEEP UP WITH ALL THESE ROMANIA TIPS
PLEASE SLOW DOWN MATE
>>69312770
lid, half of them are like 2 days in advance, just get "on" them all rn and do it all in the morning
>>69312770
They are all 1-2 days in advance.
>>69312770
>phone blowing up
>on my hands and kneesfor tinder matches
>it's 4623375 Romania tips
>>69312845
kek
Sums on u1.0 in the sao paulo game
Down £700 on acca with NYC being 1-0
Up £685 on NYC winning
Well, that was fun...
>>69312816
>>69312838
I thought this last night and then most of the prices were gone this morning, so now I am getting on ASAP.
RED CARD FOR KEEPER
>>69312845
This. I thought a girl I was messaging on Tinder last night replied me. Turns out it was more Romania. I really need to turn off TT's auto notification.
>>69312914
so you're the cunt that's been ruining my lines
Idk how but MLS is my best league.
WHATS THE FUCKING BET NOW
HUP FROM NYC
>>69312941
I feel you mate, hard to predict a winner but they do love their goals.
>>69312985
save it for tomorrow lid. Time for sleep.
>>69312990
Whats your TT m8?
>>69313013
Doing an all nighter to sort my sleeping pattern out, this no uni has fucked it tremendously
Rangers 111111
pmsl, actually put them in a double with nyc, UAC
Romania please go paid.
>>69313193
Why
When is the next bet365 offer? In dire need of free money
>>69313233
Maybe the final?
>>69313211
because you deserve to be paid for your tips and so all of TT cant get on and ruin lines as fast
>>69312845
Pmsl
>>69313264
We'll see after 1000 tips, until then can't be confident it's a winning model.
>>69313288
Or at least don't post your tips days in advance.
Schalke-Schalke @2.40
This has got to be free money, they had it @2.00 for the last game
>>69313321
Odds will probably drop whether he posts or not, if he doesn't post them early enough the value might be gone
>>69313354
Yeah usually early lines are softer.
>>69313288
fair enough mate
>>69313321
he has to post them early to get good lines m8
>>69310820
JUST
>>69313352
Gunagzho beat Hamburger and drew to Bayern Munich who have both beaten Schalke
>>69313354
>>69313369
Makes sense.
Well. My bookie being fraudulent as fuck doesn't realize odds 2 days in advance. Plus I somehow always get very good odds on Romania's tip like a good +0.3 or +0.2 but I almost never win those. Must be the fucking fix.
>>69313352
You realise its a different Guangzhou right? And that this Guangzhou is much better?
>>69313413
If that happens that means some new info came out that made my tip worse.
>>69313404
China teams are actually pretty good. They have lots of money.
http://www.transfermarkt.com/guangzhou-evergrande-taobao/startseite/verein/10948/saison_id/2015
Police discovered lots of small team matches in Brazil were rigged by Asian bettors.
Nacional dnb worth a small
>>69313456
I got on your tips the moment they were posted tho. Like the Eygpt games were all +0.2 odds for your tips iirc and I lost most of those or at least broke even.
Was about to get on Rangers clean sheet, thank god it got suspended
>>69313490
2 near chances just now
>Cruzeiro red
A refund will be very nice here
>>69313705
>not knowing red cards make south american teams play better
>>69313749
REBACK??!?
>tfw the fate of your entire roll rests in the hands of a Romanian anon on a Venetian wine tasting board
Will Fluminese score the next goal?
>>69313749
meme magic
>>69313749
ALWAYS
>>69313749
We need to learn how to harness the red card energy
Looks like Vitoria is chimping out
>>69313913
what % of your bankroll is 1 unit on TT mate?
>>69313490
Sao Paul just got a red :/
>>69313973
1% or 0.5% if you want to be more conservative, but it's important to stick to one of the two for all tips and not mix them
>>69313749
Teach me your ways
if there's no 3rd goal in fluminense vs ypiranga I'm probably just gonna kill myself
>>69313490
Got a small in @3
Feeling good man
Ajax America slags DC is just too long. It probably doesn't win but that price is ridiculous.
>>69314272
Pure comfyness
>missed penalty
Just gonna go jump off a bridge
Sao Paolo dead and buried
>>69314181
that's it. I'm done with this bitterly cruel world. bye lads
>>69313490
Hup
>>69314515
Nice one famalam
Now this Lima game just needs to remain the same scoreline
>>69314590
meme goal in ET
>>69314590
on u1.5 and it's a little sweaty
>>69314590
told you
>>69314760
v strange post this
Diamondbacks come back to win this game, right?
>>69315188
+1.5???
Okay bongs, I know a lot but not enough about the actual climate in the UK to know whats going to happen.
Whats going to happen in your opinions on these lines:
>article 50 in 2016 yes or no
I know it wont be until the conservative leader is chosen, but how soon after you think?
>next conservative leader
Hype was for gove, who has a big payout.. but apparently he backstabbed boris and they want one of the women instead, according to the odds anyways and what Ive seen in Canadian news
>next Ukip leader
>Next Labour leader
>Most seats
probably conservative Im guessing, but not sure how safe that is
Not really interested in eu disbanding by 2020 or turkey into the EU, seems like lines just to thrift idiots of money.
>romania and TT both on shit streaks
Need someone new to follow lids.
>>69315226
I went small on it.
Already had the over, just trying to get a little more out of the game.
>>69315364
>article 50 in 2016 yes or no
Depends who wins the Tory leadership.
If it's May, no. If it's Leadsom, yes. Currently May is winning by a lot.
>next conservative leader
Read above.
>Next Labour leader
Corbyn has the support of the members, even if his party doesn't like him. He will stay leader for a long time.
>>69315365
i think you should stop betting
>>69315364
what are the odds on turkey to join the EU? would love a bet on this
>>69315365
Hass has had a decent streak recently.
Anyway you should be up on Romania recent tips anyway.
>>69315364
would put a small on leadsom, might get a big swing from the membership when they get down to 2 candidates
>game ended 45 minutes ago
>still won't credit my account
Why do bookies fucking do this? I want to back something before they score
>>69315448
this desu
leave voters surely back her all the way
>>69315467
>having your bankroll tied up in a single bet
Romania, how does you model feel about St. Patricks +0.25 @1.9?
>>69315467
Tell me what you wanna back and I will back it for you
>>69315467
Who are you with? I'm with a medium size bookie so i can give their service centre a call when thathappens, they're usually quick to then pay it out
>>69315411
10-1 for yes by 2020, whatever -5000 is for No. (on Bodog, which is shit)
>>69315405
>If it's May, no. If it's Leadsom, yes. Currently May is winning by a lot.
Is there a chance this could swing easily before the actual decision? I know with Trump, hes going to annihilate Clinton in the debates and it could easily swing 30 points to a massive landslide even when everything is said and done.
>>69315636
The voting is done by MPs until they are down to the final 2, then the Tory party members vote (general public who ar members).
If Leadsom gets into the final 2 which she likely will then I dont see why she cant win.
>>69315543
should still be good value
>>69315636
There's a chance sure. There's a chance in anything.
Currently May has a lot of parliamentary support. And she's very Jewwy. I've heard rumours she's going to use her supporters to vote for Gove so Leadsom doesn't reach the final two.
Like someone else said, might be worth putting a small on Leadsom.
>>69315606
>>69315411
They also have "EU to disband by 2020?" at +400 yes -700 no
>>69315679
What is the attraction to the two of them? I really dont even know who they are, Ive only ever heard of May and Im not sure what it was.
What makes people want to vote for the one or the other? It sounded like one is pro brexit and the other isnt, and Cameron just stepped down saying it should be pro brexit IIRC, making it a pretty solid choice for the pro brexit one if thats the case.
Also, this.
>>69315832
>Germany so low
What?
>>69315724
No is huge value imo but if article 50 does get triggered/ how quickly it gets triggered then it would be a possibility and as discussed above that will depend on the next conservative leader
>>69315889
There's virtually no Anti-EU movement here. Only one party is "EU-sceptic" (AfD) and that party is frowned upon because of it's negative stance towards immigration. Not to mention that Germany has a leading role in the EU and benefits the most from it economically.
>tfw b365 gives me free £10 loyalty bonus
Do I have an addiction?
>>69316516
Means you've been losing too much.
So New York FC actually won... sigh, ah well, at least I got my acca 50% right. Fucking Wales.
>>69316676
We told you Wales is missing key players. Same thing with Germany tonight.
First the NSW Government introduced lock out laws, inforcing that no one can entre a night club or pub after 1pm, now they're taking away Greyhound racing lol. You guys have any Nanny state goverments in your country?
On a side note - does the Venus Williams meme end tonight in str8 sets?
>>69316774
True. Still, I think I didn't do too bad. Turned 5 euros into 150; then messed it up with some accas. Going to move to fairbet so I can capitalize on corners etc. Plus, I really need to work on my system, but my boss is being an ass.
>>69316851
in fairness greyhound racing is pretty tez form of gambling
>>69316851
What about kangaroo racing?
>>69316910
Yeah I've probably only bet a sneaky $10 twice in my life, but the (Mostly Elderly) Greyhound followers bring a real warmth to my local TAB.
Just placed all of romania's tip.
That is literally 50% of my bankroll.
>That uncomfy feeling of floating money
Updated the spreadsheet I keep for my model.
90 games tracked, 65% win rate. Average odds of the winners: 2.13. Have yet to come up with a proper staking plan, for now I just go with flat staking 1 unit to track P/L: +69 Units. 43% of all losses were due to draws. (Included in the losses are 8 draws it actually predicted correctly, because I haven't updated the odds for draw/dc/dnb yet). Tracking is still a bitch, might not have time/motivaion to continue this month.
>>69309773
>sudacas
rude
Pasargad game coming up
>>69318215
Lines don't even look that crazy
>>69318215
Tips?
>>69318215
You're supposed to post "oh yeah another win in my model" after the game, not before.
>>69318270
pmsl, I leave out games like that
>>69318252
Not sure, I'll probably be on fh handis and overs and a tiny on the fh overs. Think they should cover, don't blame me if they don't.
>>69318395
tiny on the ft overs i meant
>>69318395
Pasargad FH handi?
>>69318432
nah, loyala, but you can wait until in-play
shaking at the thought of how many rebacks i'm going to do here
expect like 4 fh goals
>>69318691
Come along with the ride. Stake your entire bankroll on Romania. What a fucking thrill. FYI, last weekend, I went up +200 on saturday and went down -180 on Sunday from his tips. It is pretty fun actually.
>>69318215
>>69318395
>>69318432
Betsson has Loyala HT at 13 and FT at 140? They're 1 up. Something's fucky.
>>69318761
Ah, now they flipped 'em.
Meh, I'm a bit afraid the goals train will only start in the 2nd half, lines are gone, too. Need them to step it up a notch.
>nothing in the skedge
>no scout matches for this week
>pokemon go doesn't work
>no tinder matches
>>69318818
Don't you have a girlfriend?
>>69318826
Lmao have sex.
>>69318826
no
only girls from overseas sending me nudes and asking me to come back
>>69318842
Aren't you gay tho?
22222222222222222222222
33333333 rball playin tricks on me
333333333333333333333333333
just take my house senpai
Hope someone got on Okochi. Such a retarded pricing from the bookies. Second seed. 300 places above his opponent. On a decent run. @2.3
>>69319054
Ochi* fucking chinks.
>>69319054
Where can I find it?
>>69319054
Has it already happened?
>>69319140
>>69319153
Yup tipped it last night. Korean futures event. He won.
444444444444
BASED
>>69319165
Feel like if you feel strongly about something you should say something.
Half the time because you post like 5 tips at once i cba.
Fuck the Philippines
>>69319235
Same, the sheer mass of tips at once is overwhelming, especially when I only check them on my phone, just cba going through every single one. A shout on TT would be great.
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/odds/match/e-sports/dota-2/dota-2-professional-league
BET ON VICI TO BEAT TEAM BRAVEHEART
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Dota2_Professional_League/Season_1
>>69319235
This.
>>69319257
Don't have a pinny ; ;
Will a bitcoin gambling site limit you just like other bookies?
>>69319302
too late sonny game started.
literally just checked odds and saw a huge misprice
Line seems about right I think..
>>69319315
don't know much about it but most people say nitrogen are decent
>>69319322
I won't bet on Dota2 Bo1 if I were you. They are too iffy although I would still place my rares on VG beating literally whos any day of the week.
>>69319597
Depart weeb
Doing the volleyball betting that one guy recommended here (betting on next points when 1 team dominates). Working well so far
HELLO? GOALS?
>>69319484
bookies used the old VG lineup for their lines. it took them days to notice that 4 players from the old team aren't playing for them any more. they corrected it now
>only female follower
>>69319818
Jesus christ how fucking embarassing. Ask for a fiver, then KYS.
loyola such a disappointment
>>69319865
Have to disagree with the overarching sentiment here
Plz don't sco' no mo'
hup
>>69319795
Lmao. Looks like you can run a train on Bookies with Dota if they are that incompetent.
ANOTHER day of wageslaving. Boss got his eyes on a nice speedboat.
Nyc actually went and did it. Also can vesnina take a set?
All handis and overs covered, v nice. Same thing again in 15 minutes.
>>69320051
Yeah, had a small on them and made a cheeky double, NYC and Rangers @9 pmsl
Someone new thread pls.
Should hopefully see a similar number of goals in the Ceres game now
>>69318160
I love south america and the people pal. x