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>>69331194
SO SO dire
First for tennis is THE bet sport.
>>69331194
me on the left
Llandudno
what the FUCK is the Germany/France score gonna be
>>69331300
Last 2 digits mate
>>69331289
Done it all wrong.
n-th for refunds if you message me
AND
tears if you dont have eyes on the fix
Done it all so right today. Feel like giving my first non tennis tip today.
>>69331341
Would like a friends and family discount
What happens when you have betted on a player to get a card, but he's not starting?
>>69331311
Seems legit
Red Bull Brasil @2.10
Didnt Sao Paulo play yesterday?
>>69331367
if he doesn't play at all then void
>>69331367
If he doesn't come on to the pitch at all then it's a void
>>69331289
Goteburg -1 is THE bet
I CANNOT stop laying Germany to qualify
7 bets in total today, 4 won and 2 lost 1 in play. As long as Goteborg don't fudge this I'm up trillions.
Not that it matters of course since value > profit
>>69331341
>fix
Rossy LOVES him
>>69331449
Joke's on him. I've not staked yet. Just watching.
>>69331431
On small
>>69331289
Thinking about starting betting on the opposite of what I want to bet
>>69331438
why are you so confident in France?
>>69331442
Forgot your trip m8
looking for a serena williams cam girl or porn star lookalike for obvious reasons
Germany getting short again
France +0 looks like it's worth a punt
111111111111111111111
goteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeborg!
>>69331631
I don't trip unless it's for a tip
Gonna look v v red if there isn't another goal in the Stabaek game
Hope someone took Kontinen/Watson @3
>>69331431
11111
>>69331720
Should start a new TT desu
>>69331780
Fucking hell I pussied out lmao
My Lord 7.45pm Epsom @23.0 EW
I made a bet of €50,- on Germany, how fucked am I lads?
>>69331772
Surreal month for you desu
positive yield, and 0.84 units of profit.
>>69331871
Germany in 90 minutes?
>>69331886
Just noticed that. *10 units profit actually. V good.
i love the velodrome such a nice stadium
>>69331863
Gonna build up from my current yield/profit, I can do it! Or I'll just quit gambling in a week or two when I've hit my target
FIX IS IN
Is Griezman a bet?
>>69331957
WHAT?
>>69331957
Post fix please
>zaza
will never stop being funny kek
Can't stop winning
>>69332000
o1.5 FH goals Vojvodina
Sausage
Vojvodina OVER 1.5 FH was the fix
Hibs got a good team out desu
Only hunch bet i ever made, jut for fun
IMAGINE betting on an aberdeen team with no niall mcginn and NOT starting their top scorer to get over 2.5 goals in Luxembourg because it looked good on soccerway
>public fix
>everyone and their granny is on
>/bet/ doesnt even know what it was
clueless beyond words
Germany 4:1 @101 is THE bet. Chucked a quid on myself. Naysayers can lay it if they dare
What's the market for this game, unders?
>>69332112
BTTS
>>69332087
Imagine winning 4/6 bets so far and having a better yield/profit than Euan has had in a week.
>>69332092
How much matched? Seen it tipped at quite reasonable odds for a fix
>>69332168
PMSL. Would defend Euan here but
>>69332180
250k
>>69332092
How do you find a fix though?
Just look at how much has been matched on a game and finding one with abnormally high amounts?
thinking of cashing all my money out and never bet again
>>69332075
that's how it starts
>>69332180
How do people find fixes though? Is there a program that lists betfair matchings. Are any of them free?
>>69332137
Thx
>>69332228
I won't do it again then.
>>69332168
IMAGINE tipping something at under 1.8 odds and it NOT coming in!!
I'd already be writing my note at this point
muller to score and germany to win at 5.5 still
>>69332075
these means you must have some left since the minimum deposit is a fiver. you will bet again. it begins
>>69332270
Imagine tipping 3 things at over 1.8 odd and all of them coming in.
Imagine being at a profit today with the final bet not even in yet
kek
>>69332339
>manslaughter
>murder
>>69332097
I believe you
need a fucking 3 goal second half in the llandudno game
>>69332312
meme bet
>>69332334
>Imagine tipping 3 things at over 1.8 odd and all of them coming in.
Sounds like the stuff of dreams desu
This is going to be a 0-0 snooze fest. Germany can defend but can't attack.
>>69332449
why did you bet over 3.5?
>>69332334
I don't need to lid, that dream is a reality for me.
Quick reminder to never use self-service checkouts.
>>69332533
because im a dense cunt
>>69332487
wrong
this will be a new host country - germany semifinal where france gets absolutely SLAUGHTERED
11111111111111111111111
>>69332321
I started with 6 euros and I was at 20 when I made this bet. I'll probably cash out 10 and just fuck around with the rest.
>>69332471
Such comfy comfy dreams
>>69332643
2222222
>>69332705
My dad used to say "better to remain silent and be thought a pseudo than to speak out and remove all doubt", advice you could use.
>>69332902
What a coincidence, my dad used to say "Hass likes to drop his trip to shit-talk, but don't ever be fooled into think he's not a psuedo"
derfell > hass
France +0 looking good lads
>>69332247
>>69332218
Years of experience
only just realised Joachim Löw has the "surprised" emoticon in his name
>>69332902
>>69332947
your dads seem like cool guys
>>69332980
Too much on O2.5 Llandudno
Fucking Gothenburg, come on.
3-0. Get in
>>69332705
You do realise if Goteborg don't get 2 more you're down for the week right?
>>69333039
huge stakes on meaningless games/lower sides vs contenders
Germany with both teams to score @11/2 is the bet
>>69333233
Well one more now
>>69333228
44444
>>69333309
I rebacked at 2-0, so so comfy
>>69333384
I didn't.
Tempted now but guaranteed they won't score again
>>69333233
Well there's one of them.
Ignoring my Chicago tips and what not, over the past week I've posted 13 tips. 7 of them have won, 4 have lost and 2 are still in play. If you placed a tenner on each tip you'd have lost £40 but made £66 in profit (136-70 stake) so you'd still be up £22 currently.
If Goteborg doesn't come in, then it's £12 and if Sileks doesn't come in it's £2 profit. So really, if both in-plays don't win i'm Euan tier.
21 profit this week. 15% yield.
Germany look so good.
Have way too much on France pmsl
sissoko so black
>>69333883
How much value though lad?
>>69333786
This is all of course ignoring my confidence level for each tip and how I state to stake differently.
>>69334037
Daily reminder juveguy is a giant retard and a poor faggot
I'm new on this, I suck on this. Lost at 1.04 with under 6,5
the fuck?
>>69334150
no need for this reminder tbqh
French defense looking nice, thick and solid.
Germany are gonna win by my last two digits
>Hibs are unironically not going to score a 5th this half
who else gonna watch the tetris exhibition at gdq?
>people actually discussing mainstream
>>69334160
>I suck on this
That's what Juve's cousin was saying to him last night pmsl
>>69334150
Rude. This flag is not welcome here lid. Juve is a TOP tipster.
>>69334125
Lots and lots. Went to the local paki corner shop and got myself a pint of milk. Asked if I could pay in value. Said something about a benchot.
>>69334379
thanks for the williams tip
euros pretty boring tbqh
>>69334315
pmsl try juve saying that to his cousin
Fucking unibet are top, keep making bank on betting who gets next corner
>>69333786
>Ignoring the tips that lost
Thinking of tripping up lids, need a a name though, something witty preferred
germany is all over france, good bet.
the ground is DRY so goals will be a thing. expect germany to win in normal time.
>>69334461
Yes because no other bookie has that market pmsl. You are thick m8
>>69334160
>under 6,5
that sucks man, i hope you have a great personality/know how to eat pussy
>>69334507
I think its fairly obvious he is a troll at this point, the refusing to trip up permanently when doing so would avoid masses of drama pretty much proves it.
Should I Cash out on either of these?
DERFELL
NEVER IN DOUBT
>>69334507
pmsl euan, SUCH an amateur, thought you'd know that real tipsters ignore tips that lost.
>>69334521
Depends on what sort of stuff you'll be tipping lid?
>people in broken English trying to burn me with false quote unquote memes despite all the available material
>>69334160
Download tipstertube. Follow Juveguy. Problem solved.
>>69334600
no, whoever wins this wins the whole thing
>>69334507
You can't read too well, can you mate? Assuming you put £10 on EVERY bet, then the tips that lose only lose you £10 each.
Unless you're talking about previous tips that I've made that have lost, then I'll happily include them as well as al lthe tips that won. The MLS Chicago game should happily make me in the green.
Also, Goteborg game just came in.
>>69334521
Filter me
>>69333883
this is for you m8
chaturbatedotcomslashdrewsd19
Euan such a peculiar little man. Takes himself far too seriously.
>>69334687
Anything tonight?
>>69334521
juveguy
>>69334701
Data saying I can't access this. Screenshot for me lid.
>>69334600
>those cash out values
Call the police and report a daylight robbery pal
>>69334599
I'm not sure desu. His sentence structure is so simple, I think he might be a genuine retard. Cannot tell what is satire anymore.
>>69334687
Mate, I am BEGGING you to use your trip. I will literally PAY you MONEY
>>69334632
provincial rugby when i can find it being carried mainly lid, rn some meme super rugby stuff because there's not a huge amount of rugby going on right now besides
>>69334858
Rugby Tipster.
>>69334904
Feel like i'd be stealing your gimmick
>>69334858
>rugby
Your name should be "Massive Danger"
>>69334760
Goteborg was the last game for tonight, don't think the Sileks game will come in but Goteborg ensured that if you followed ALL the tips then you'd be into a fair chunk of profit.
Need to take a shit but then I'll do some research (look at sofascore) for tomorrow.
>>69334822
I honestly feel rather sorry for you my friend, when I first tripped you immediately started crying and posting how you're blocking me all over the place and filtered me. Then, you kept on talking about me when you supposedly had me blocked. Now, you keep on talking about me when you could just...ignore me.
What's the problem mate? Is it that I have a better yield this week than you do? Is it because I'm free? Is it because you don't enjoy Bernard Cornwell novels and hate my name?
If you think I'm touting bullshit mate, then ignore me. Not that difficult!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690823
SO SO SO SO IMPORTANT
>>69335035
Or just stop touting bullshit maybe?
>>69335142
But soccerway/sofascore is making profit my friend, why would I stop?
>>69335113
Do another without Juve
>>69335035
You had a gimmick a month or two ago, didnt you? Cant quite remember what it was.
>>69335113
Do I get to glass Derfell if I pick him?
>shirt says Can
>pronounced Chan
hmmm
>>69335113
Ameribets for sure
>>69335277
HATE you so so much
>>69335035
>he enjoys the trash that is bernard cornwell novels
Explains why you talk like a 5 year old
PMSL
>>69335113
Depends. If I'm buying the round then Euan is clearly a value pick since a half coke won't cost much.
Giroud so DIRE
>>69335260
I'll put you in the fucking ground son!
Only been posting on /bet/ for a month I think, my first post was the Chicago tip.
>>69335363
Don't know what you mean mate, they're very good novels.
>>69335277
REALLY can't tell what's satire in those comments. For their sakes I hope it is
>>69335005
not enjoying this gimmick desu, only proven nonces are footballers
France to qualify is a special
>>69335113
>Juve using his proxies to make himself the winner
pmsl
>>69335501
Homoeroticrugby
Griezmann's hair SO nice
VEB is going to come in. Can not stop winning.
>>69335360
>>69335458
trans cams SO interesting
germany -3 corner handicap @1.95 worth a smed?
Evra card literally always money
>>69335681
And just as I post this Giroud misses a 1v1
>>69335113
literally none of them
>>69335885
only 1 american per bet thread, just like 1 fedora per crew
waiting for my muller prop to come in
>UK, USA and Germany all having women leading their countries by the end of the year
Sexist white males BTFO
lmao absolute refball
Not had the chance to watch the game? how has it been?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690944
Ridiculous decision
ERA
penalty?
>Wake up
>Germany loses
Ok
>>69336053
going for a walk
>>69335971
>Donald Trump is a woman
Memes
>>69335113
Hass and Juve would be a GOAT night out
11111111111111111
Now is the time to put money on Germany
harsh pen but shouldnt have had his hand up there desu
UP SO SO MUCH
UAC
>>69334600
Should have cashed out on germany
WAKE ME UP
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
horrible. this ref needs to be taken to the back of the stadium and shot.
>>69336414
Post more often please
Fuck did they announce how much injury time?I missed it.
Is now the time to bet on Germany? France is fucking terrible, no way Germany doesn't win this.
Down so much cause of Hector non chalantly kicking it out of play for a corner, and that corner leading to a penalty. Down actual spastics.
>>69335776
Voted for Hass desu
anyone here have spare envelopes?
NEED to send some dead threats
Yeah, recommend Germany to qualify. Mainstream special
Lol, Sileks game won in the last minute of play. So out of 7 tips today, 5 of them won.
>>69337199
All mine gone to Cibulkova and the Murray's.
>>69337094
love this trip
Something something something referees Korea and Japan World Cup something something something
>>69337461
v odd goff post this
>>69336569
PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND
TETRIS STARTS GET HYPE
>>69337647
9 minutes added time m8
UAC, withdrawn nearly all of it. What do I put my last £50 on for the Euro game?
Am I one of you guys now?
>>69337800
Fuck off with your potato famine m80
JAPAN ITF TONIGHT. JUST MADE THE TIP. OCHI. want a med on it.
>>69332075
ayy lmao
>>69337819
germany next goal
>>69336607
France is always better in 2nd half mate
>>69337869
Nice.
>>69337819
BTTS
>>69337926
In English please?
>>69337994
Just check my TT.
>>69337904
potato famine still more effective than Zyklon B
>>69337994
Are people really this clueless?
>>69337724
Can we bet on it?
>>69337647
Can imagine a minute famalam
>>69338073
Lel, I'm American so I agree.
Anyway, if they don't show the little board with injury time, does the bet push or does it go in the books as 0 minutes?
I want to see if I won this fucking bet
D E R F E L L
E
R
F
E
L
L
>>69338045
>private
forced my to have to follow
>>69338138
I hope it was but did they put up the little substitution thing to indicate it officially?
>>69338148
He really is the K I N G
>>69338194
Blocked.
giroud absolute shite
>>69338252
2 min
>>69337869
weird, that's not a screencapped post
>>69338355
Fuck, ok
>>69338144
2 minutes m8
>>69337461
Stone cold penalty that chump.
Who are the good guys? Surely it's Germany
Rainbow Riches such nibs
>>69338194
Bare man wanna be a TT follower. I need workers so that's fine by me. Sponsor you with a few NIKES. If you see someone. See someone tip Serena? Shout TT.
Please someone get this.
>>69338531
France
>>69338727
Shut up
>placed £50 on over 50.5 booking points at 1.9
>bet isn't in settled or open tab
Ok....
Getting paid tonight, what's the best bet to bankroll £360 on?
Should I reback Germany
>>69338758
when has germany ever not been the good guys?
>>69338921
2010
>>69338531
France
>>69338921
1939
>>69338880
Germany to win @7/1
>>69338921
vs Brazil 2002
>>69338880
>£360
that's the exact size of my entire debt. Please lend
>>69338921
Die Hard
>>69338880
Germany to win
>8.5 odds lel
>>69338921
1914 and 1939
>>69339067
Just put a withdrawal on Unibet for 6,200 and one on Ladbrokes for 1,800. I'm quitting gambling and will happily send £360 to your bank if you post a picture of you with a timestamp and the phrase "derfell is king"
Need to know more about Juve's life tbqh. He was posting throughout my wageslaving so I'm assuming he doesn't work. He mentioned going to play tennis earlier so is he a unifag?
>boateng dead again
>>69339314
Business school fag I think
>>69339314
He's a DJ isn't he?
Or was that just nibs.
>>69339275
Can I get the same deal?
>boateng ded
It's ogre
Should i cash out on my Germany to win the Tournament?
>goaten out
Hope you are on frnace to score next
>>69339275
Give me 24 hours
Lads should I cash out on Germany to qualify?
>>69339536
Why? So you can fake it? the deal has a 30 minute deadline
should I cash out Germany to win?
>>69339536
So that you can get someone else to do it? Deal lasts until the end of this Euro game. Soon as the whistle blows I'm gone
>>69339611
>>69339680
Strange individuals
Germany doing a Wales lads.
They're not going to score are they?753
>>69339275
>>69339536
This is fucking pathetic, please fuck off both of you.
>>69339730
Not as strange as people paying £10 for 2.57 profit
stuck a tenner on france to win and a tenner on germany to win
>>69339881
win/win
>>69339868
pmsl
>>69339680
Not at home. Will do it in an hour. A £5 prepayment wouldbe appreciated
>>69339868
>>69339881
>>69339963
pmsl, i love /bet/
>>69339963
so you're on your phone? which has a camera
>>69340009
Where you been recently Hennings? Was getting worried tbqh.
MULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>>69340023
Not wearing my finest clothes. /fa/ police will hunt me down. Need to get into my dinner jacket
feel sick at all this refball
I'll take 4 more corners please and thank you.
>>69340288
V v suspicious
>>69340288
Rather see you in your birthday suit. You have 24 minutes
GG
THE GREASEMAN
PMSL
SO SO TERRIBLE. SHOCKINGLY AWFUL
>he wasnt on france tk score next
pmsl
Literally cashed out on Germany to win Out Right 30seconds before. Amazing
FRANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69340570
Enjoy your pennies you weird little virgin.
>tfw treble odds on my 10p on Griezman
Reminder Portugal +0.5 is a special in the final
Wait a bit to see how the price drifts, hopefully France gets really short.
Griezmann SO handsome
>Germany
Lmao
literally never hated anyone as much as i do griezman with that faggot dance
Pogba is something else
Betting on "football"
You all deserve it
So embarrassing
Need BTTS
I was 40 monies up this month
now im -40
darkness my old friend
>tfw over 1.5 was over evens
>Germany
Can't stop laughing
11-13 corners is the bet!
>>69340164
Spent more time with my bird as well as visiting my mums. She's finally undergone surgery, so hopefully just a couple weeks of chemo left now.
Had to withdraw most of my betting money to make rent, moved to a new flat now with three mates. Spent the last remains of my money at Roskilde festival last week and am currently trying to find enough 10NOKs for the train back home.
Not even memeing when I say I'm waiting for my student loan to come in pmsl
also wtb for chasing losses on germany sw?
>>69341197
When you get your student loan place it on RAONIC.
>>69341197
>She's finally undergone surgery, so hopefully just a couple weeks of chemo left now.
Sorry to hear it lid, hope she gets better.
>>69341197
80 or more booking points, currently at 2.1. Literally just put £600 on it
>>69341127
was on this at half time
Need a Germany goal or 3 corners please
Giroud SO handsome
HATE casual scum
baka germany
>>69341497
His beard has seen better days desu
1 more corner and 1 more card and I'm going to be able to buy those gold pills so I can turn my shit into the colour gold.
FFS GERMANY JUST FUCKING SCORE YOU KRAUT CUNTS
>>69341521
Very impressive
>>69341611
Take that back. You arent even half the man he is
>He wasn't on the most obvious bet of the tournament
>>69341394
thanks man, I hope so too
>>69341439
>>69341363
Up tiny from corners and booking points already, too bad my units are so small you wouldn't stop to pick them up from the ground pmsl
NEED a third goal
I knew there would be blatant refball but I didn't expect Germany to not be able to even put the ball on net
>>69341792
>yfw Payet quad
MAtS so so handsome
>>69341792
Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
one more pls france
QUICK
Price France v Portugal.
Need to shit so bad, hopefully this doesn't fuck up
>>69341955
>Blatant refball
Where?
>>69342097
France -0.25 at 1.7
>>69342099
Please give me the money for my rent next year when you wanna throw money away.
>>69342097
France @1.5
Portugal @3
Draw @2
France to lift the trophy @1.3
Portugal to lift the trophy @ evens
>>69342097
Not got a proper calculator bu 1.9, 2.5, 4
>>69342097
France -0.25 1.79
Portugal +0.25 1.73
>greaseman
wetting myself
why oh why did i go so large on germany Dnb...
>>69342297
pmsl
>>69342297
>draw @ 2
kek fucking americans
Never making another BTTS bet ever in my life desu senpai
>>69342434
Lol
The line will be at France -0.5 and probably will move to -0.75 if mugs lump on France.
>>69342297
>those overrounds
Would never place a bet with you
France -0.5 @ 1.98 is my answer
Need that time wasting yellow
Missed pretty much all of todays games, so pissed.
what do you guys think of my new haircut
>>69342571
Portugal such a fraud team though. What a misprice.
GERMANY PLS
>>69342977
>banter
100 TIPS.
Would like to thank: Aussie anon, Tedward, Big_al, Juve.
Would like to deplore; angry brit anon, all Americans, haters.
>>69343084
i tried
>>69343034
L L O R I S
Down brains today and yesterday
fuck this betting shit yo
>>69343120
Very impressive
>>69342099
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>69343120
Need a tennis tip for now please
>>69343471
WORLDIE for around 3am.
>>69343615
tip please?
>>69342297
-0.5 @1.975
+0.5 @1.925
>>69342099
>Muller to score
Knee grow, his form has been absolutely DIRE.
>>69343615
Ochi? How sure?
>>69343725
It's on TT. Ochi to win.
>this football tennis mix
kek wtf is bbc doing
>>69343826
Quite confident.
>>69343615
>>69343841
>>69343826
Am I an idiot? There's nothing at 3am let alone for Ochi
>>69343997
Looks decent, #ON
>>69344211
ITF Korea F4
>>69344211
ITF Korea
Who /comfy/ here?
>>69344386
>>69344384
Fucking betfair
>>69344466
BIG BOY
Not at home. Someone get me the best odds for Ti Chen itf korea f4 to win 2-0. Will tip it on TT.
need a hass bet like air to recoup these losses
>>69344597
1.66@365 master
Dracula, I hope you get the Brazilian game right. Last chance to save myself.
>>69344743
That's the best odds? Thanks though. Seems too low.
NEED 1 more Afturelding slags goal
>>69337213
F R A U D
DAC so much. Too scared to do my daily calculations. Can't bear to see how much I've lost
>>69345762
How are you DAC ESPECIALLY today? Great fixes that came in, great value bets.
SO SO SO UP today.
For some reason people are lumping on Verdirrojo tonight
Atenas is the second/third best team in the tournament, Verdirrojo hasn't lost at home, but they're in awful form anyways
The last 5 times I saw a line move towards a result, it ended up losing. Shrewdies acting very strangely
evelyn in big brother so beautiful
>>69345910
why have you come back here?
Does anyone have a solid roulette tactic?
>>69346065
The tattoos are so AWFUL though
Nothing much on tomorrow so only got one. If you followed all of today's bets you'd be HUP with 5/7 winning.
>Waterford United VS Limerick
>Over 4.5 @ 3
>Over 5.5 @ 5
75% sure on over 4.5 and 40% sure on over 5.5. Gone large on one and small on the other (£500 and £100). Limerick are playing away but still have the best AWAY record in the league whilst Waterford are 3-0-4 for playing at HOME. Last 2 H2H's ended 7-2 and 5-2 whilst Limerick have had over 4.5 goals in 3/5 of their last matches.
As always, only bet what you can afford to lose and do your own research.
>>69346155
Bet it all on red
>>69346103
My proxy got unbanned.
You forgot your tripcode though.
>>69346173
they look ok in the distance, perfect face, perfect ass
>>69346207
will go for o4.5 cheers
might as well do o1.5 fh as well
>>69346267
She was naked earlier in the season. Defo worth a look if you didn't see it already
>>69346267
that red leotard tonight tbqh
>>69346498
honestly cant find it uncensored, have you got screen shots?
FUCK FUCK HOW DO I DELETE A TIP?? MADE A BIG BIG MISTAKE.
Let's play a game /bet/. Which profile belongs to a free tipsters and which ones belongs to a paid tipster.
>>69346588
i.imgur.com/ta4sHZ7.gifv
i.imgur.com/vUKk6yz.gifv
£5 free bet, what should I stick it on?
>>69346874
Raonic
>>69346874
Rolling accy
>>69346874
some muggy accy or a 100/1 horse
>>69346758
>last 7 days
Doesn't really matter
got any late night addict bets i can put on lads?
>>69346758
sample size is too small lid, try 30days next time
>>69346820
thanks m8, really appreciate this
>>69347386
Need odds on Chelsea to be evicted next like A I R
CAN'T believe what I'm reading about Jon Jones desu lads
>>69347267
Independiente
Got a worldie coming out, stay tuned. Just waiting for the right line
>>69347560
Seems like a pretty scummy guy desu
>>69347560
>sportsman who's encouraged and trained to be the best does something that helps him do so, in a system which is historically corrupt itself and ineffective at exposing cheaters
Not that surprising desu
>>69347560
such a fuck up. not just for himself, but cormier too. imagine if brock wasn't fighting - the card would be dire.
>>69347560
>Watching scripted 'sports'
>>69347765
SHAKING
>>69347765
zzzzzz, you are SUCH a terrible gambler it is beyond ridiculous desu.
>>69347765
So no picture then? Guess your debt remains
>>69347813
>ufc
>scripted
kek. you wouldn't say that if you were on diaz to beat memegregor a few months ago. was a world bet - bookies were clueless.
go medium on a lesnar win, lid.
>>69347765
What's your new TT? Tip it on there
>>69347452
alex outright looks good, not a chance any of the nonces that actually vote would vote to evict that boring sod
>>69347980
Shut up now mate. Wasn't even funny in the first place.
>Lesnar @2.5
Can't stop rubbing my eyes
>>69348239
THE meme bet of the weekend desu
>>69347995
I don't think bookies were clueless on that, more loads of people meme betting on him forced the lines.
Was probably a good result for them tbqh
>>69347780
>>69347791
>>69347799
Personally after seeing that press conference he done I'm would actually give him the benefit of the doubt because I cant fathom anyone being THAT stupid
11:15 Presque Isle Downs
Tupungato
12/1 e/w
It's forecast to rain in Presque Isle Downs tomorrow and not a lot of these have form on slow ground. GT was withdrawn at Gulfstream last week due to the quick going and although he has run respectably on a decent surface, slower going is definitely preferable.
Ran well last time at Finger Lakes and his record in Class 4 turf handicaps is 111. Has dropped 6lbs to a mark of 81 this season, 3lbs below LWM of 84.
He's well drawn to track the pace, and stall 3 is a profitable one under these conditions.
The favourite is a worthy one and although GT has been a bit below par so far this year and could find a couple too good, conditions are in his favour so 12/1 looks a decent e/w bet.
Comerciantes Unidos v Universitario Lima
Under 0.75 goals, Comerciantes (the much stronger team) have just subbed off their main striker and put on a 17 year old
>>69348332
>Not his trip
>Not on his twitter
Fuck off fake flatanon
>>69348293
it's in the bag. he can withstand hunt's punches and will make him submit easily.
>>69348325
was just so obvious in my eyes.
>muh two weight class jump
i still laugh thinking about it.
>>69348339
>Under 0.75 goals
zzzz such a JOKE. odds are around 1.5.
>>69348053
Got a tiny bit on Alex that I took at the beginning. Thinking of trading him out though and putting more on Hughie. Alex really is fucking boring and can only possibly get votes because he's good looking which shouldn't be enough really
>>69348339
Already on 0-0 lid
>>69348435
That's because it's winning
>>69348332
lel, ALMOST clicked the Place Bet button.
>>69348332
>fakeanon
how did flatanon's race go?
>>69348557
tez
>>69348503
Looks like loads of attacks, but if you watch the stream they're all meme shots from outside the area.
Juve Tryhards Day 10 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £49.50
Day: -£6
Massive losses on Venus and Germany and some other meme games. TennisTipster and TorasAngel (SO fit) saving me hugely allowing me to recuperate TWO-digit losses.
£100 target seems far, far away.
>>69348549
>>69348511
>>69348422
I'm literally just posting it on my twitter now lids
>>69348698
Thats ok I'll wait for that or for you to sort out your trip
>>69348657
If you'd followed my meme over tips you'd have been HUP
>>69348748
If you're Derfel I went 2/2 w/you. Didn't follow those low odd picks
Something wrong with my tinder lads.
Simply will not get matches.
>>69348831
Aren't you in Scotland?
>>69348748
hoping Waterford comes through
>>69348831
Try walking towards your camera for your profile pic. Works wonders.
>>69348893
Stick to 4.5, if you can afford to lose a bit try over 5.5. I've gone small on it.
>>69348859
Yes?
>>69348657
Told ya to not go for Venus. Kek at the 2 digits.
>>69348897
Post face.
>>69348897
PLEASE tell me this isn't you Juve. Shaking my head so much
haven't been on for a few days lads what's been happening?
>>69349018
He took some nice young lady to the cinema like that m8
France -0.5 @ 1.66
Portugal -0.5 @ 2.5
Idk how to work out portugals +handi
>>69349018
No, this is Juveguy. I'll let you figure out which one is which.
>>69348339
JUVEGUY
U
V
E
G
U
Y
Fiver for the month is due tomorrow lads.
>>69348897
100% thought juveguy was the guy from hannibal
>>69349169
how long have you been paid? no more degeneracy for you m8
>>69348897
>there are people in this thread that don't realise chicks dig this stance
>>69349372
Just tryna bait someone so I can order domino's
>>69348339
Wins.
>>69349161
Hope you went large on the worldie.
>>69349375
So you're gonna get a Japanese gf and ruin the band?
Lieberman might be the closest you can do.
>>69349375
Post MORE picks lid.
>>69349438
photos*
Don't really need your LOTTO picks.
>>69349415
good tip
NEED Juves new TT
BAIT OUT THE BIGGEST FRAUD YOU KNOW
>>69349553
Anyone who says me gets a 3 day ban
>>69349553
You're already here m8 :^)
>>69349553
A L B A N I A
>>69349553
Rarely is the questioner also the answer
>>69349553
Lieberman
If you tip below evens you're a genetic dead end and shouldn't procreate
>>69349553
Derfell
>>69349601 PLEASE ban >>69349619
>>69349553
Derfell.
who /coffeepodmachine/ here?
might close my TT account too, its been 5 minutes now and Juveguy hasnt been spamming my screen since
>>69349703
Nespresso
>Life is temporary and so is this account. Goodbye.
What did he mean by this?
>>69349790
Suicide is never the answer. Permanent solution to temporary problems.
>fake flatanon
>>69349117
thats juveguy and hass' little brother isnt it
>>69349724
NEED to know your username so I can report you to Big_al
hmm
>>69349117
SO SO dapper
>>69349862
pmsl
Juve's new account?
>>69349862
Not sure what you're trying to insinuate but I think that's Juve too.
>>69349117
Drink and speech in the same hand. SUCH a character.
>>69349862
tip assassin
if affiliate shitebag twitter/facebook betting man here? Bored so thinking about setting up an account
It's that time again. NEED a new TT bio. Send in your favourite historical or philosophical quotes to be in with a chance.
>>69350033
You have to actually win some bets in order to do it
https://youtu.be/HBISXD_ufI0
TUUUUUUUUUUNE
>>69350079
rip me
>>69349415
Went med lid but was on 0-0 CS
>>69349553
Here you go
>>69350079
He can just use Derfell's tips and win 50% of the time on 1.8 odds, will be enough to trick some people as we have seen.
>>69350033
>implying chavs are going to pay for your Russian Division 8 fonbet specials
>>69350166
>50% of the time
m8
Murray and Federer @ evens lads?
What do you guys spend your profit on?
>>69350172
pmsl
Can just imagine Phil sitting in the Red Lion scratching his head as he receives a notification for a tip, trying to make sense of it
>>69350033
reported to andy robson.
>>69350166
TIL that winning 10/14 bet is the same as winning 50%. No wonder you're losing money mate, you can't handle basic Maths
>>69350226
paying for my gf's personal trainer
>>69350197
>>69350256
Give it a month and we'll see
>vodafone
that you hassan?
>>69350172
They do lid, I've been "tipping" Norwegian Slags cooking shows for the past week.
Honestly though, if it's on Bet365 they will get on it; though there are going to be so many retards who can't read and will ask you hundreds of questions.
>>69350293
>that battery charge
silly question
>>69350293
>full charge
no
>>69350293
>accas on games that arent on at the same time
WHY do people do this
>>69350226
Slags. Eating in the finest restaurants. Subscriptions to the economist and new science. Tennis shoes.
Juveguy, when are you going to post photos of your cousin you lost your virginity too?
>>69350325
>>69350336
Frauds think alike
>>69350293
>2016
>not using obscure chinese clone phones
>Gambling
>>69350367
LOVE how much Juve hates this chat
>>69350398
go to bed peter.
>>69350367
When are you going to fuck off? Have you ever won a bet? You're a leech just sucking off Euan's bloodline that are his tips. Like the cockroach you are. You need to be crushed, under the feet of great tipsters like IBT and t4tw like a mere ant.
>>69350204
no
federer has struggled against big serves
>>69350439
Leeches suck of things that are of benefit to them though. Has Euan actually won a bet in the past week?
>>69350439
v v odd post this.
>>69350429
NEED pics of her/him desu.
>>69350498
His name is Soham Sinha
Reminder that juveguy is and always was a figment of my imagination. A so-called "character" that I created on a whim. All the stories are a lie, nothing is true.
>>69350439
>3 different insect similies
pmsl
>>69350367
She's the one in the middle, she's even linked as his cousin on FB
>>69350561
PMSL
Feels weird not having a late night ameribets tip
>>69350561
>she
>>69350538
literally making a sacrifice to every god I can think of and PRAYING you have sex
>>69350561
tbqh we all have cousin we would fuck, your a liar if you say otherwise
>>69350561
PMSL
>>69350539
pmsl
>>69350561
pmsl
>>69350561
>implying my FB isn't private
Stressed this strongly during the Maltan guy fiasco as well pmsl. Didn't make that post & not me.
>>69350561
Probably would after a few desu
>>69350561
Not impressed Juve.
She's decent desu
>>69350539
>a leech is now an insect
>>69350561
one eye on the streets, the other on the pakis
>>69350226
increasing my bank even more
what's the critical amount of money you have to get on your bank before you start actually profitting from betting?
>>69350649
I would just based on a fact that he might have same genes running through her veins as juve
>>69350643
You posted an image of your bets and you were logged into chrome. You name is Soham, we know.
>>69350644
pmsl think she would need more than a few to consider sleeping with you
>>69350561
IMAGINE the stench curry smell of her vagoo.
PMSL, she probably made him EAT her out, being the cuck JG is.
>>69350715
He said he did eat her out as well pmsl
>>69350701
That literally wasn't me. This guy's twitterposting about a holiday a week before that post & he has all his social media completely public. Still does. PMSL if you thank that's me. feel free to hit him up
>>69350644
As someone who has extremely low standards even Im thinking WEW lad reading this post
>>69350743
It was with the current trip you're using lid.
>>69350561
Why so serious?
>>69350715
Aren't you literally autistic and on DSA?
Have you ever fucked anyone that wasn't your nan while she was asleep?
>>69350701
did you or anyone save it?
>>69350735
NEED Juveguy to confirm this.
Sure he didnt do annalingus as well.
>>69350763
Giggled.
>>69350759
No it wasn't. This is the new and improved 15 character alphanumeric & symbol trip. All the old ones were 4 numbers rearranged in different orders, loads of people broke in
MODS MODS
MODS MODS
MODS MODS
MODS MODS
MODS MODS
Doing another /Bowcat/ roll call
V v important that all bowcats report in
>>69350763
>Have you ever fucked anyone that wasn't your nan while she was asleep?
You're mom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2S4oz5tnfM
literally cringing at the state of irish politics
>>69350768
It's in the archive. Feel free to find it. Was a picture that was saved as it had a title. No picture I've ever posted is saved, just use links. Was someone else zzz
>>69350805
>mom
Alright Chad
>>69350805
No I'm not your mum.
Implying anyone could ever love you, pmsl.
Fuck off you spotty dirty fat cunt
>>69350798
here
WONDERING why people don't use secure trips
>>69350798
Sup
>>69350833
>>69350835
OK buddy.
https://twitter.com/soham1702
This guy is an anti-Blair cuck pmsl
Sounds like he actually has a job. Pretty dece life desu
>>69350805
>You're mom.
No WONDER you're on benefits pmsl
Was the height of your education learning how to use a proxy for a failing Eastern European country (which btw, is still more successful than anything you will ever be on any sort of scale) and to create fantasies, one in which you have some semblance of a happy life? One with a wife and kids?
pmsl you strange, poor, silly stupid man
>>69350768
>>69350743
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68923037/#68933280
There you go, it's also the trip that he's been using before this current one.
Also, go large on Portugal to win the trophy. France only got past Germany because of memes. Or maybe I'm only saying this to keep this post sports related
>>69350937
>failing Eastern European country (which btw, is still more successful than anything you will ever be on any sort of scale)
kek
>>69350937
Would LOVE to test your chin pal.
>>69350941
Yes see: >>69350794
Not sure why I'd spend hours defending the Iraq War if I was so staunchly against it IRL
V v odd man this Soham.
Someone dm him and ask.
>>69350937
LOVING this posting btw. Keep it up, Albania choking back tears
>>69350983
Would love to see you try and pick yourself up from the floor. I would fuck you up mate. Don't reply to this post, too busy fucking your wife.
>>69350991
Would love to show her on the left the way around my cock if you know what I mean
>>69350937
My lord.
Albania destroyed.
>>69350988
You claimed to going to UoM, just like Soham. Give it up Soham.
>>69350983
FRAUD, FRAUD, FRAUD.
pakiso ut
Standard of banter tonight is excellent.
>>69350975
Of course a country is more successful than a man, you fucking faggot
>>69351100
I never claimed that. Never said which uni I went to
Waiting for Albania's dire, witless response so angry brit anon can obliterate the shreds of self-esteem he has left
>>69351171
>milo came to my uni and got banned
>milo has only been banned from UoM
>>69351159
Obviously it's success in terms of other countries relative to Albania's success to other human beings you chucklefuck
>>69351159
>on any scale
>>69351193
JUVEGUY EXPOSED PMSL
>>69351181
Angry anon thinks that Euan is a good tipster, I think he lost ALL credibility when he typed that
>>69351034
v strange post this
>>69351193
No he hasn't.
>>69351218
Haha! You got me, I tricked everyone into thinking I was unemployed when in fact I'm making big bucks and travelling around the world on holiday. Bravo, you are the GOAT detective
>>69351203
>Juveguy is brown
>Juveguy is Reffocs
>Reffocs tips cricket
Think you've backed yourself into a corner here m8
PMSL SOHAM SUCH A CHARACTER
>go Germany
>Belgium flag
Still taking suggestions for my trip name
Top two so far are Rugby tipster and MassiveDanger
>>69351307
VirginRedditor
>>69351283
>soham backs Germany
>so does juveguy
>>69332097
>>69337213
>>69351270
Agreed. Not sure what he was aiming it.
>>69351277
Don't understand the connections.
>>69351283
pmsl
>>69351307
Don't call yourself Rugby Tipster that'll be massively homosexual
>>69351326
>Soham attacks Blair
>Juve backs him with massive write-ups annihilating all opposition
>>69351283
Its because they welcomed his fellow muslims
>>69351270
Thought it was quite funny personally
>>69351307
T4tWimproved
>>69351137
You really charging now or is the shout just banter?
It's confirmed Juveguy IS Soham.
>JG mentions about the ban of that Greek guy from his university
>It is EXACTLY the same uni Soham goes to that banned that dude.
What are the odds? He LITERALLY doxxed himself.
Soham the kinda guy that white kids befriend so they can feel "progressive" but then never invite him to any parties or nights out.
>>69351422
Accepting donations.
>>69351415
V impressed by this, think it needs some variation to avoid lawsuits though.
>>69351425
Not the only uni, but not gonna list others. Google's your friend
>>69351499
Tip4TheWankers
cant stop topping up on Andrea Leadsom
how are bookies so clueless about politics
Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for - Socrates
Not happy with the lack of participation so I've gone for this.
>>69351499
T5tWimproved?
>Soham made a tweet about Juventus losing
CONFIRMED
>>69351425
>What are the odds? He LITERALLY doxxed himself.
What are the odds that you will LITERALLY off yourself?
It's confirmed you have no one to love you in life.
>>69351501
Right but what are the odds it is not THE SAME uni?
Why don't you just accept you are Soham? We mean NO harm.
>>69351307
Eleanor Rugby
>>69351593
The same way Jonathon Eloquentia did
Also, where? Want a chuckle
>>69351569
doesn't feel quite right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5CS78Zz6Q
>you will never be SHREWD enough to sell fruit to the Japanese
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36734764
>>69351593
>studied economics as well
>backed Germany as well
>hates Nigel Farage as well
It ALL adds up tbqh.
>>69351645
Taking this.
Thanks lid.
>>69351643
Why would I not have private social media accounts after lauding about it during the DJ fiasco?
Why would I STILL continue posting publicly on it after the Soham incident weeks ago?
Why would I have contrary opinions on both sites?
Why would I lie about having a terrible life?
How could I be working and yet posting here non-stop?
How could I be posting here while being on holiday in Rome?
Answer 4
Cant believe I am having to say this, but if you really think Juve accidentally doxxed himself by posting a whole screenshot while "logged in" to chrome, you need to take a walk.
>>69351708
Will never get old
>>69351662
yea it really isn't that good
>>69351736
np pal
been with tennis tipster since day 1 cunt better not be charging now
>>69351736
Like this
>>69351798
Again NEED to know your TT name
>>69351754
because if you stopped posting or closed the accounts then we would know it was you
now you can make these claims to confuse us
rome was a false flag, you never left
>>69351754
>How could I be working and yet posting here non-stop?
Work in a call center.
>How could I be posting here while being on holiday in Rome?
Ask Euan about this.
>Why would I lie about having a terrible life?
You didn't lie. You LIVE a terrible life, that's why you seek escape in 4chan.
>Why would I STILL continue posting publicly on it after the Soham incident weeks ago?
Nothing changed at all for you.
>>69351754
You're a strange man tvf, you'd try set it up so you could post these very conundrums
>>69351756
When do you ever log out of chrome?
>>69351798
Also how much are you up?
>>69351819
>false flagging a holiday on my twitter before being quote unquote doxxed
right.
>>69351837
gambled away whatever i won on you on meme bets like uk staying within the EU so nothing
>>69351833
>work in a call centre
>go to a Russell Group university studying economics
>>69350924
>>69351847
>no actually photos of you in Rome
So you can pretend to be away so you can gamble and shitpost in peace?
>>69351835
Never logged in desu. Use incognito
>>69351916
Can't understand the reasoning behind this desu
Hope you all enjoy your sleep. Gonna have an UAC night DJ'ing.
>>69351916
ONE way to settle this once and for all.
Post a photo of your skin colour with timestamp RIGHT NOW. You only have 4 minutes from this post, leaving you no space for manipulation.
if you are Hass-tier, you are confirmed to be Soham. Anything else, we will see.
>>69351970
Not gonna submit to your greasy requests, bet you don't even have a GCSE A* pmsl
>>69352000
zzzzzzzzz
>>69352000
zzz as expected, you REFUSE to submit to this simple request because you literally are Soham.
>>69352040
can you do something to Soham's twitter please mate
>>69351847
Because when in Rome you don't have access to a laptop. You've been banned enough to know how to use a proxy.
Also haven't explained why you posted that image son
Weird to see how much you guys know about Juve. What do you know about me.
>>69352077
Such as?
tennistip should I cash out the Hugo Nys shit
ITT: Stupid amounts of unnecessary autism
>>69352106
I didn't make that fucking post. Wouldn't be surprised if Albania made it. Guy's such a meme setup
>>69352123
Did that so wrong. Was looking at his previous match and didn't check the TT math.
>>69352108
You're in West London.
>>69352135
This. Sick of it.
Why does the jani always get involved when some posts about fucking tinder, and when there is actual doxxing and rule breaking going on, he does fuck all?
>>69352158
Wow mate this isn't why I pay my membership fee.
>>69352158
So cash out?
>>69352147
Riiiight, someone guessed the trip you've been using and then deleted the image quickly.
Hi soham>>69352147
>>69352108
your names mitch and your from bristol and you dream of owning a corsa
>>69352192
Paging @t4tw
>>69352192
because the janitor is one of said doxers
>>69352192
because Euan is the jani and he can't handle me getting more tinder matches than him
I miss J West lads.
>>69352192
It's not a doxxing, but yeah. Would LOVE Albania banned. Surprised how he's coping after he the wrecking he got by angry brit anon
>>69352203
Literally commented seconds after. DONATIONS NEEDED.
>>69352216
3/3
>>69352209
Yes.
bait out the biggest Tinder sket you know lads
>>69352215
Hello newfriend
My trip's been broken several times
>>69352270
Can confirm
when I wake up you all better have found juve's real name, address and cousin's pictures
will pay in (You)'s
>>69352270
Sure thing soham
Struggling to imagine how many newfags we've had over that past week. That Soham post was a while back now
On the plane now, flying to Bosnia for the fix.
See you in a bit lads.
>>69352399
any tips tonight la
giggling at how hard juveguy is sweating and trying to shake this soham meme off pmsl
>>69352332
Any tips planned for tonight m8?
Wondering how late to stay up
