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>>69318832
Jon popped. RDA vs Eddie is today. Yoanna vs Claudia is Friday. Brock vs Hunt is Saturday. Get goofed.
With the luck UFC is having with their main events this year Conor is probably gonna get shot or something on the day of 202
>>69319963
Pianaposting is even worse than schaubposting. I hate you.
Would this Piano guy be a good fighter?
I also have to remind you that everyone itt could heem me.
@arielhelwani 1m ago
Getting word that Hendo has boarded a flight to Vegas.
>>69321841
No.
Taint your supplements to improve your chin to prevent heeming
>>69319963
still forcing this meme eh lad
>>69319963
Seriously, what's Jon Jones' fucking problem?
>>69321860
remember when all those beta faggots had a cry that this douchebag got fired for a day
you poofters revealed your cocksucking level hard that day
What kind of ban is Jones looking at when he tests positive?
you now remember when everyone was booing DC and cheering for Jon at that press conference
Could Pianoman heem everyone itt?
>>69321879
Fucking italy you made me laugh out loud and my gf is sleeping.
>>69321860
false
>>69321874
Can't resist that delicious cocaine
>>69321883
he tested positive already but 2 years
>>69321898
His manager said that it would be at a catch-weight if Gus gets the fight.
>>69321882
Worst part is that everybody was ignoring the natty goat's upset of the decade to talk about how unfair that poor kike's treatment was.
>>69321898
No one wants to see him fight like a moron and let DC uppercut him in the clinch for 5 rounds. I'd rather see Chael or Nick Diaz go in there.
>>69321874
He wants to be the Mike Tyson of MMA
>>69321896
DC will be 40 when Jon can fight again....
Based piano and his 8 hour arm routine. WE MUTANTS BRA
https://youtu.be/P840VlQ0HiQ
>>69321895
He popped for PEDs, not recreational drugs
>>69321874
Seriously weak as piss.
He's already probably the most physically gifted fighter in the UFC in terms of physique alone, and still feels the need to dope (most likely, we don't know all the facts).
Fuck Jon Jones
How long till he ends up in Prison or dead already so we can all forget about what a cunt he is?
Also, I do not have twitter and do not know how it works, if I create an account can I tell Jones what a fucking crackhead cunt he is or what?
Sample from june 16. Why the fuck they waited so long to announce this???
>jon jones drives under the influence, crashes into a woman, breaks her arm, flees the scene
>no one cars
>he tests positive for peds
>no one is his fan anymore
confused black man with the question marks.png
>All these fighters stepping up saying they will take the fight
>Spamming Dana saying give me the fight
>Dana is just frowning, arms folding, saying "NUH! it's CANCELED! >:(!"
What actual reason(s) do the UFC have for not letting someone step in to save this fight?
Why just fucking kill the fight and skip to the next one?
>>69321912
they're both still suspended for a few more weeks though
>>69321926
he was a better and more interesting fighter before he stopped partying and training seriously
he has only finished old has beens since he stopped partyinh
>>69321926
So bad environment?
>>69321874
Mad niggerish.
>>69321898
Based Gus
>>69321912
Gus very nearly finished DC.
>>69321912
Pretty sure neither of them are eligible to fight, both those fights are retarded for DC anyway, easy wins
>>69321939
We're not not his fans cause he tested postive for peds, dummy. We're not his fans anymore cause he got a huge fight canceled and because this is like his 5th offense.
>>69321912
lol
give it to frank mir before he leaves
>>69321874
Niggers gonna nig
>>69321943
Trying to save DC JJ in case the B sample is clean.
>>69321943
Uh actually Dana said he wants to find an opponent for DC in the press conference.
>>69321938
It's not an instant process and they probably wanted to make absolute sure before they just casually annihilated one of the biggest UFC cards ever.
>>69321970
Speak for yourself, or ideally don't speak to the tripcunt.
>>69321951
I feel like he thinks he's invincible.
Maybe (depending on when he took it) he just shat his pants about regaining the title after the hiatus. Or he might have shat his pants after the OSP fight when he fought like dogshit and thought he needed something extra.
Who knows it could have just been something innocuous (or """""innocuous"""""").
Exactly what does the UFC lose by just paying $10k to Dada to show?
>>69322004
All of its remaining credibility
>>69322004
PPV buys
>>69322019
As opposed to having DC fight no one?
Is he the whatever it takes guy?
>>69322024
DC Vs anyone else wont help PPV sales
THE fight was DC V Bones
At least we know Brock is the natty goat
>>69322024
>he seriously thinks DC is selling any buys by himself
192 did horribly
>>69321920
>Camera man has to be there for 8 hours
>Sun is in the same position the entire time
>Same people in the background walking around for 8 hours
>>69322004
They would literally lose Dada's life. He wouldnt come back from the dead this time if he fought DC or any fighter who isnt shit.
>friendly reminder that all UFC fighters are on PEDs
wtf i want to see gus vs. DC now
please god let it happen
reminder this is the 3rd major ppv jones has pulled out of
>>69322045
>usada exception
>>69322056
Daily reminder that Dada beat Kimbo
Mighty Mouse will be the undisputed P4P #1 next week
>>69321874
he's american, he's athletic, and he's black, he's learned from a young age that the rules dont apply to him, so he does whatever the fuck he wants
>>69322059
Literally already happened
>>69322059
>mfw Gus becomes champ
>>69322062
If only he'd pulled out of your mother.
>>69322071
yes but he maybe know now what to do against DC
>>69321874
he's closeted
he unironically took the red pill
he's a shit person in general
probably atheist
>>69322065
he was tested 5 times already m8
dumb question but is the Brock Lesnar fight just a fucking meme fight? how is this shitter headlining the biggest PPV event for UFC history
>>69322068
and still no one will care about him
>>69321896
So he's lost the belt for two years
Does that mean all the previous wins are nullifed?
>>69322094
still got exception to cycle off
>>69322068
holy shit
robbie lawler might make it to #3 p4p.....
>>69322115
How long until my cunt takes him out?
>>69322115
because it's a meme ppv
>>69322115
You know how, multiple mis-managements and fuck ups have led to this. It was never intended to be the main event but here we are.
WHY JONES WHY REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69322115
Brock Lesnar is a legit beast who already headlined UFC 100. Plans are already in place to bring him back for UFC 300.
>>69322115
because conrad's pussy got sore and he missed a flight
>>69322072
>Gus wins and training camps get exposed as a meme
>>69321938
Samples take a while to process, when they find a positive, they have to test it over and over to make sure they got it right and to figure out precisely what was taken.
>>69322124
Lawler is the most exciting fighter in the UFC
I pray every night for mcfucknugget vs Lawler, it would be an absolute fucking horror show
>mfw BASED HUNTO gets to KO a mandrama fag and walk off victorious in the main event of UFC 200
i'm happy for him
>>69322059
Gus deserves that fight, he deserves all the fights
>>69322162
>lost to johny hendricks
>lost to carlos condit
Claudia will get this
>>69321938
Enemies of Dana/Fertittas bribe USADA goofs to release this at the worst possible moment for maximum damage.
>>69322068
>Mighty Mouse ahead of Cruz
>Cruz BEAT Mighty Mouse
The fuck kind of sense does that makes
Pray for Daniel
>>69322176
expected a better bunda desu
>UFC 200 ruined thanks to Jones
lads
who won the lipsync challenge?
>there are """""""""""""posters""""""""""""" in this thread who think that that fat cunt Hunt can defend the takedowns of a former UFC heavyweight champ division 1 wrestler with over three hundred wins
He's gonna eat the pavement all night long.
>>69322164
I'm legit gonna lose my shit if Hunto does a walk off KO.
>>69322210
lol fuck off cunt
>>69322167
Mate, he's gonna get a fight against Cormier either way, he's a top contender
Would rather him get the fight when he's prepared - other than the money bonus. If he loses at UFC two hunnit because he wasn't prepared, I can't see him getting a title shot against DC anytime soon, if ever.
>>69322162
I want lawler to defend 5 times, whether it's by maia replacing an injured wonderboy, or him beating wonderboy, i want the 5 title defenses for robbie, so he can match up to hughes and miletich, his mentors.
And yes, we need to see if he can up the horror show, just something really fucking wrong, him ground and pounding and finishing a opponent with a full mounted rape choke with one hand and assault with other while staring at GSP outside the cage and not even acknowledging the ref/opponent
>>69322200
he has that thousand-yard stare
>Wake up
>Remember UFC200 is few days ahead
>Check betting site to see odds for DC vs John
>Don't see the fight in the list
>Check MMA news
JUST
>>69322210
Hunt will be waiting for him to go for a take down and will uppercut him when he goes for it.
>>69322164
walk off KO
fight cain on 203 so they have 3 huge HW fights, invite JDS. super HW jamboree to end the year and keep progressing the division
>>69322217
GET HYPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_-0D2YWio8
>>69322115
fake fightfan detected
>>69322230
>And yes, we need to see if he can up the horror show, just something really fucking wrong, him ground and pounding and finishing a opponent with a full mounted rape choke with one hand and assault with other while staring at GSP outside the cage and not even acknowledging the ref/opponent
I came
hold me cain... im loosing my shit
>>69322243
Probably the only time he's going to be able to reach his head
All hail Claudia
how will dana fix this?
What an absolute wanker this guy is. Clearly sat on the results, he loves attention.
>>69322290
gross
gus or bisping, there's no other viable option unless chuck lydell steps in
>>69322282
>>69322192
that really makes you think, the usada spokesman either didn't know shit or he was laughing at dayna in the inside
Did Jones kill DCs daughter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0
>1:13
>discipline and focus baby
>discipline
>focus
@mousasi_mma
I was the last LHW Strikeforce Champion. I will be the next LHW @ufc Champion if given this fight. @danawhite
BOOK IT DANA
>tfw holland will have 3 ufc champs if this happens
>>69322240
>wake up
>browse /pol/
>see screenshot of some fag trying to start a twitter movement
>see jon jones in the trending
>oh shit, did I miss 200?
>panic
>check MMA news
>>69322311
chuck would fuck DC
>people getting mad at USADA
How bout getting mad at the cunt that doped?
>>69322325
MOOSE
>>69322301
Fucking wanker, should have waited 4 more fucking days.
>>69322339
its more the timing of the announcement ya dunce
>>69322323
and a bit of coke n roids
>>69322162
I too would love to see Lawler rape McGregor and turn his potato into mash then reap the poor lad's soul.
I can't understand why people hate Lawler. Probably all those Condit fanboyts.
>>69322325
>3
who's the third?
UFC 200 Liddell vs Cormier would save it
chuck would do it
>>69322325
oh, maybe you meant all time
>>69322404
Alistair in november
>>69322208
Tie between Stipe and Uriah. Stipe did Taylor Swift and and Uriah did Beyonce
>>69322370
I remember I was having a debate with some guy on here about who really won Condit vs Lawler and he revealed that he actually counts the strikes in every round.
I think he might be the same guy who makes the OPs early and numbers all his heem webms because it's 'a logical system'.
>>69322426
What happened to Buffer?
>>69322425
thought you meant at the same time
>>69322360
You really honestly think that USADA sat on the results in their evil lair, waiting to piss the UFC and millions of fans off by releasing the results at the most inconvenient time?
As has been stated it takes time to make sure the results are accurate. USADA knows that releasing information about potential results before they are confirmed are dangerous for not only its own reputation but also the athletes'.
>>69321874
He's still irresponsible 10yo boy mentally. Cocaine, peds, running away from crash... i'd cut him.
>go to sleep
>wake up
>200 is kill
no
>>69322442
He got eliminated in the first round with an 8
>UFC's biggest draw is a pro wrestler
How much does that hurt Dana's ego?
>>69322004
Watching Dada die in the ring would be a pretty good draw.
>>69322470
Didn't he injure himself?
I hope he's still able to get hype for 200
I got Big Country and RDA
>>69322483
>WWE's biggest draw is a UFC fighter
How much does that hut Vince's ego?
rda better heem alverez or he's going to lose his belt via hendrick's tier head hiding
>>69322506
they didn't show that in the snapchat story so I missed that, hope he's okay in that case.
>>69322454
no i dont
>lights dim
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbDy34DuypA
Cormier vs Wanderlai UFC 200 can save it.
Stomps and soccer kicks allowed.
Joe Rogan and his shit stand-up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWc-xtlMxHs
What the fuck is that?
I've got a parlay on Tate winning by decision, Zingano winning, JJ winning, and Brock winning. How badly am I going to get fucked and who's going to fuck me?
Found Jon Jone's walk out music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFf1rRfC2ek
JUST
>>69322589
I kinda want claudia to win, she's cute in a "holy shit look at that clit" kinda way
>>69322589
Won't the bet be void now Jones is gone, unless you mean Joanna.
Brock is the weak point in that parlay anyway
>>69322573
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS Y'ALL
>>69322589
total lottery 2 of those could go either way
>>69322591
lel I thought that'd be the mexican beep song from GTAV based on the preview and it turned out to be another song from GTAV.
That's not interesting to anyone so here's a heem
>>69322591
>Me imagino a los gringos cantándola Jajaja
>>69322609
>Joanna
Yep.
I'm honestly more sure that Hunt is going to get GnP'd than I am about anything else in the next few days.
>>69322589
I put all of my bonus bucks on jj winning
>Jon Jones get your shit together I'm waiting for you
what did he mean by this?
Won't be a replacement for jones. Nobody can make weight in two days to make a proper title fight.
Fuck everything
This is now a RUTHLESS ROBBIE thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ17sNDCrE8
Yes, yes, well done, very nice main event you have there Dana.....
HOWEVER
>>69322573
annoying voice and not funny
>>69322573
who's this goof?
>>69322734
>they used UFC's shitty 1080i source videos
>>69322734
he woke up a long time ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27k8SflIiYM
>>69322070
This. He thinks he's untouchable, he almost killed a pregnant lady while driving drunk or whatever and basically nothing happened to him, after like a year he returns to the UFC and people cheer for him for like he's still the champion, he has suffered no consequences from all the dumb shit he has done in his life.
>>69322734
wish robbie's early fights had better footage. strikeforce/ufc look good but elite and pride and other old stuff sucks.
but damn did he shadowrealm manhoef
>>69322727
chuck can cut to 205 in less than 24 hours if you get him enough drugs
>>69322339
No one cares about fighters using gear. We just wanted to see the fight.
Jon
>DUI
>Cocaine high
>Underage thigh
>Poke em in the eye
>Hit-n-run by
>Make Dana White cry
>Holly Holm's big black guy
>Probably bi
>PED on the sly
>USDA don't lie
>Literally kill you guy
>DC screaming why
>Blow his second try
>Scared to fly
>I want to die
>Bones
Jones
>>69322483
Conor's a bigger draw
>>69321955
>Gus fans clinging to the one thing he did that whole fight
He dropped him with a knee and then lost that fight handily, he literally retreated from a man he had a reach advantage on and let him get a single collar tie and feed him uppercuts like a scrub.
He's also like 2-2 in his last 4, back of the line cuckboy.
I hope they just tell Jones to fuck off, he's a black hole of positive press and fucks up their biggest PPV because he's either in love with the co-co (unlikely that they'd use "anti-doping" for a cocaine issue) or trying to juice to the gills like a faggot. Dude has issues.
Guys I just realized....couldn't we call Ngannou?
>>69322816
>upboat
>>69321884
Cormier might be the nicer person, but he's also has some fake in him. Remember when he manufactured a feud with that Cummins guy? Get that WWE shit out of here. AKA also has a salty attitude.
>>69322848
I don't think he manufactured anything, I think he's petty as fuck.
>>69322808
You may as well go watch WWE then
>>69322838
dude is a huge HW, cormier is looking for a LHW or cruiserweight fight
so someone like marcin tybura, not a hunt, bigfoot, ngganou big mother fucker HW
>>69322848
bruh cummins gave dc a double mocha latte instead of a pumpkin spice shit was real
>>69322737
Voldemort looking (((guy)))
I feel bad for Cormier, Jon jones is like the physical embodiment of the feelings that he has about his dead daughter.
>>69322510
biggest draw? he seriously appears at the frequency of a guest star like the rock, and dwaynes a much bigger draw
>>69322868
Bro it's DC we're talking about. The thicker the cock the more ready he is to rock.
>>69322871
>>69322848
>>69322860
>cummins made dc cry at a wrestle tournament
>>69322816
More lit than jons crack pipe
>>69322804
I don't know if it's the cocktail of morphine, and Xanax, but I'm fucking cracking up right now.
I literally forgot your post between reading it and typing that last sentence. LOL
>>69322966
poster boy for CTE
>>69322966
that face when you literally absorb your opponent's power to use against them later
>>69322816
better than adan
>>69322734
>>69322966
did Lawler's last fight with Hendricks soften the steak meme man's chin?
>>69322987
That's not the Iceman.
>>69322290
The best waifu
>>69322995
>Robbie, what's wrong?
>thingken of kill
>>69323026
red circle couldn't kill him and it tried 3 or 4 times
>>69323041
Lawler vs Woodley is a shit fight
>>69322860
Yeah Cormier seems to have a shitty attitude sometimes, same for Rockhold. It's not all AKA, I take that back, they should learn from Cain, who is humble and nice all the time. When he was asked once if he's the greatest HW in the world in the times of Strikeforce, he said we don't know and he would love to fight the best guys from SF, respects Fedor and shit. The only thing people complain about are his injuries and the brown pride tattoo
>>69323041
>this fucking nigger gets a title shot because Condit got a boo-boo vs him and he just sat around like a bum begging for a shot
>I bet no one here even heems
>I wish I was in the octagon caving in Rory's face
>my fists hurt
>>69323060
it could be great
yeah as a fighters fight, it's unlikely to be great, but this is robbie
I could see this being alot like robbie/johnny 2
>>69323060
Excited for a new champ 2bh
>>69322589
JJ and Brock are toss ups. If Brock catches an upper as he shoots it's night night but he could also easily take Hunt down if he can close the gap without getting hit with a check hook or uppercut. JJ vs Claudia is a closer fight this time around. JJ's takedown defence has gotten better and Claudia's striking has improved. Honestly don't know which way that's going.
Zingano is an easy win and Tate's fight is 5 rounds right? She's finishing that fight in the 3rd, 4th or 5th if Nunes gasses after the 2nd like she always does.
>>69322966
to all the faggots who replied to this i can tell youre retarded
1. short hook almost a jab in its short length
2. misses completely
3. misses and lawler moves away from it
>>69322816
7/10
>>69323116
fucking unironic bogan
>>69323104
how many more jessica's can the ufc hire, shit is confusing.
almost as bad as silva's and diaz's
>>69322838
hello Hassan
>>69323138
>popular name for women around the age of 30
Glad Jones popped.
Any other champion other than the HW champion is irrelevant anyways.
Non-championship HW fight deserves to be the main event over some coward weight.
>>69323060
UFC sucks at making good fights, Lawler vs Thompson is the fight to make. Tyrone can go fuck himself, give him Neil Magny
>>69323162
>Glad 200 is shit
fuck right off
>>69323041
kekd
Jones is getting busted for using IV like BJ, calling it now.
Jon bon jovi is done i guess.... i mean seriously how will he ever recover from that
>>69323234
ur fukin stupid mate he was tested on june 16th and his sample tested positive u fukin dumb cunt go learn to read
>>69323234
That would suck.
>>69323165
wasn't the fight to make till fight was already booked, then thompson secured the title shot against rory, in case maia, condit or someone else showed him up after he made his point.
this is WW, so some shit show division. every rematch is earned bu winning fights, every shot is over-earned.
woodley should have had a title shot before rory, rory should have had a title shot before lawler 1. but WW is a clusterfuck so you will really have to make your point. mind you nothing compares to holloway's bs position
ie, if magny beats another top 10 fighter he wont have to keep fighting cans for 2 years to get his shot. condit/maia is for #2, gas/dricks is for #3 ish, with magny fighting the winner likely.
cerrone, larkin, tumenov, story, nelson, brown are basically at least 2 fights, from a title eliminator fight, let alone a shot
>>69323234
probably, BJ was using an IV around the same time
>>69323265
You know they can detect IV usage, cuntface.
>>69321920
i watched the whole thing
fuck that. think my natty tendons would snap.
what's jones on heem?
>>69323271
Thompson GOATing it up against Hendricks was before Tyrone was booked for that shot right? Because he doesn't deserve that shot for ""beating"" Condit after Rory beat Tyrone's ass and he could barely beat Gas.
Fuck it, it's been awhile since Lawler finished anyone, seeing him KO Woodley will be fun.
>>69323312
those look like insulin marks
>>69323290
hol up
so u be sayin that he used an iv out of comp
>>69323271
>woodley should have had a title shot before rory, rory should have had a title shot before lawler 1
Why? Woodley did nothing impressive at all, Rory shut him down no problems. I thought Rory earned his title shots alright.
Holloway is in a shitty position because his divisions champ ain't defending the belt, he already lost to Conor once, Frankie has better wins, and Aldo also can make a case for a title shot. This 200 shit should have been Conor vs Frankie, Aldo vs Holloway from the get go. Put the wmma title fight in some fight night card.
>>69323312
theyd be pimples hed shoot in his ass like all the roid frauds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCPiYb4yx7k
>>69323327
he didnt test positive for insulin tho
>>69323340
earned the title shot before he fought rory, not before rory's shot. rory's shot would have been in like 2013 in my world
>>69323327
His mother is diabetic. Maybe he accidentally poked himself while administering her treatment.
>>69323330
yes, BJ Penn was doing IVs at the same camp.
Lads, how many bongs until Jon gives a statement?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGLWMMw4f50
novitski grow sum balls m8
>>69323392
2-3 .... shit maybe i will stay awake for it
Jon Junkie Jones, get your shit together (again, you cheat), I'm waiting for you (still)!
>>69323392
Delayed reply means its gonna publicist spin garbage. if he had a valid point he would saying it instantly.
>>69322442
His knee got USADA'd
>>69323392
Calling it now, Jon will play the victim (again).
>>69323435
Well it is a bit of a shock for everybody considering just a couple hours before the announcement he was doing interviews and all that like nothing is wrong. Of course he has to spin it.
>>69323433
I hope he wins his next fight and when Joe asks him if he has anything to say to Jon, he says he doesn't care.
>>69323362
Why? He came to the UFC ater being brutally heemed by Nate Marquadt and then lost to Jake shields, beat the guy with 9 KO losses Josh Koscheck, Woodley hasn't done shit to deserve a title shot back then and barely did anything now. His entire argument is muh promise muh promise
>>69323433
>jon get you shit together, they won't stop booing me, i can't sell a card and I already beat the only interesting fighters left at 205, i don't want to fight Bader he's creepy looking
>>69323477
Tyron Woodley def. Johny Hendricks (TKO - Constipation at weigh in)
>>69323477
He's big, strong, athletic, and explosive. It will be exciting to see what he can do vs. Robbie.
>>69323491
hendricks excuses are so gold, it's funny he keeps adding new ones for old fights, and no one has updated the list in over a year.
I hope we see the pigg-mobile when he is bumped up to the main card for 200 and they have to shot him driving around vegas for embedded
>>69323477
mcgoober didn't deserve the 187 fight with aldo either
>>69321898
Gus is probably the only replacement that I'd actually be excited for, but I'd be pretty upset if DC lost lol
>>69323465
But he dindu nuffin
DC might as well be undisputed champ because JJ will never dispute it again after USADA slaps that suspension on him.
The dream is over.
When are they going to cut this boring cunt?
@NotoriousMMA 49s ago
I'll take Jon's place IF @UFC and Dana guarantees Diaz rematch for December.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69323526
But he was a marketing powerhouse and had KO wins over some of the best in the division. I mean, it was absolute bullshit he jumped ahead of mendes, Edgar and Swanson but he still had more of a case than "muh promise from 2 years ago".
>>69323556
>remember me? please remember me!!
>>69323539
when lawler sends him the retirement sandwich platter
ufc 204 from rio
the death of brazillian mma. robbie/maia khabib/RDA
>>69323526
Conor sure as fuck deserved more than a guy who won a fight because of a freak injury, and later had a close decision against a who
Woodely is just getting special treatment because he's black, nothing new these days, he's been inactive for 1 year and 6 months by now
>>69321874
Every professional athlete dopes, thats why niggers are most successful because niggers dont follow the rules. They also dont give a shit unlike most white athletes who try to play fair. This black people are naturally more athletic meme started around the time niggers started becoming involved in the olympics which are the most drug filled games there are. Carl lewis, barry bonds ben johnson the lisf goes on. Watch the movie "bigger stronger faster" its all in there.
Whats funny is everyone was talking shit about Brock being on drugs just cause hes white... fuck you cucks.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/7/12115190/jon-jones-catches-flight-rumored-fled-to-australia-from-ufc-200
Jon Jones has run off to Australia?
>>69323556
>more desperate begging, only to be power cucked by daddy dana
>>69323594
He is bros with Ben Cousins.
>>69323594
Runs away to the country with the P4P best bants? Why would he do that to himself
>>69323615
how did it come to this? Like really. Poor mcgoober.
>>69323594
yeah mate, hes comin over to me mates house for a piss up
>>69323592
why don't they win swimming competitions?
>>69323583
>Conor sure as fuck deserved more
conor beat siver to get a title shot over mendes, edgar, lamas, bermudez, swanson
>>69323641
I'm literally going to airport to banter him off the plane.
>>69323592
>no white guys dope
>the reason all the black guys get called athletic is because they dope and whites don't
lol fuck off literally almost every professional athlete dopes, the reason why Lesnar asked for the exemption was so he could cycle off.
>>69323594
Did the Gold Coast Titans sign him?
>>69323594
i bet he's going to find all the shitposters
>>69323654
No swimming pools to tren from child.
A heeminder that Claudia is doomed
Time for the pure honourable Bisping to step in and KO Cormier in the first round and take his rightful spot as the true GOAT.
not all that important but that last LHW fight on TUF was pretty spicy
>>69323594
going to beat up cans in asia where no one tests
literally 1 guy has tested for something in china, and it was bs because it was a white guy, so they just targeted him
>>69323719
>queue improperly timed WHOOHOOOs from the crowd
I know who can save the card.
The biggest cheat/flop in UFC history?
>>69323703
what a whore
>>69323724
you know its a another "404 You got fooled episode" ?
>>69323677
In his state it wouldn't take much to set him off go call him a cheating pussy and once he's done poking you in the eye you can sue him for what his payday would have been if he fought on 200
So did Jon jones do steroids or is it coke?
what if
embedded captured jones finding out about his usada violation
>>69323719
>Bisping becomes the AKA slayer
>both Cormier and Rockhold get so mad they start a brawl with him and get cut
>proceed to lose to nobodies in Bellator
>>69323777
it's PEDs. they don't test for recreational drugs if it's out of competition.
>>69323777
It's not coke, you won't pop for anything besides PEDs out of competition.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/7/12115462/jon-jones-ufc-200-usada-ped-test-cocaine
>One last thing to note is that Jon Jones is sponsored by GAT supplements, and at least one GAT product, "Testagen," has a warning that it may cause "false positive" test results for athletes:
The warning reads: SUBSTANCE TEST WARNING! Bodybuilders and other athletes subjected to substance testing should never use this product unless first approved by the validating organization. Product may cause a drug test result called False Positive (urine or blood).
>rogaine thinks bailey jay is hot
/heem/ confirmed tbqhwy
>>69323788
they won't release it anytime soon, maybe if he ever makes a comeback or something.
>>69323807
i wish 'rogan watch' was still around outing this homo fagget.
I guess it's just you and me for the weekend then jon
>>69323829
schaubwatch isn't around anymore either
>>69323829
>he doesnt like traps
what a puffter
>>69323829
rogan is a huge hypocrite, the guy says religion is awful, how religious people are nuts, yet he comes across as a fedora atheist zealot often, claims he's open minded while talking behind guests who have a religion "I don't think he really believes that stuff because he's nice", among other gems
guys my heart is broken and my dad doesn't like Lesnar and is constantly complaining that he's the main event now
>Go to bed
>Everything is fine
>Wake up
>Jones pissed hot
What?
>>69323869
it was a bitch move for Joe to DCMA rogan watch, especially after he boasted about making money off haters on youtube.
>>69323906
someone needs to fix it
hi, im from the future
after UFC 200, JJ justed himself and got hooked on crack
He now earns his money for drugs doing MMA conventions, people call him Crack Bones Jones
>>69323906
it's all downhilll from here, friend
>>69323928
>got hooked on crack
little late for that
>>69323799
That and he was taking the same shit anderson silva was on. Both of them were filming a cuck scene on joe rogans wife while rogan called them the greateast of all time.
>>69323906
gods punishment for touching yourself
Guys what is Tech Krep
https://www.ufc.tv/video/tech-krep-9
>>69323906
Bisping can make things right
Will there be any PPV's this year without an unexpected turn in the main event?
>196: RDA, Diaz outmemes Conor
>197 DC out, Jones looks like shit
>198 stipe heems werdum
>199 Bisbing
>200 Jones pisses hot, Hunt is now the main event
>>69323901
Tell your dad to stop being a cuck and buy the ppv for the white warrior BROCK EDWARD LESNAR aka PORK CHOP
>>69323968
I'd watch DC retire Bisbong.
>>69323968
he'll get wrestle fucked into oblivion
if hendo gets dominated by him bisking doesnt stand a chance
>>69323981
he's obviously going to buy the PPV but he doesn't think the main event of UFC 200 should be a three round non title fight with unranked fighters
>>69323928
Its ok Jon, its societies fault not yours. That evil Dana "white male" White put unrealistic expectations on you. Here take my wife...
>>69323592
>anon says as brock the roidmonster lesnar headlines a card with a free pass to cheat
You are right. Only blacks break the rules. Because rules dont apply to whites.
>>69323991
Hendo always had problems with people who wrestled him despite his credentials. Jake Shields and Rampage explored that well.
Not saying this is 50/50 but it's the best fight they can make, plus Bisping has a following, look at all those likes, he's also a champ and so on.
>>69323906
You're still asleep and dreaming
>tfw work at 5am
Atleast i can watch the card i guess
>>69323807
>>69323829
There's literally nothing wrong with liking traps. In fact it makes you more alpha.
>>69324031
Both Jon and Brock have been tested six times by USADA this year.
Fresh OC no need to thank me
>>69322196
> P4P
>>69324031
Brock Lesnar never failed a drug test... DEAL WITH IT
>>69324041
I don't want to watch him get wrestlefucked just so he can get a payday.
>>69324058
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/8/11882700/brock-lesnar-scores-special-usada-exemption-to-compete-ufc-200-mma
Po wczorajszych sparingach :) #explatforma #ufc #ufcfighter #mma #mmafighter #fighter #fun #happy #happyness #smile #love #friends #dreams #lodz #poland #polishgirl #UFC201
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHjwyYaBCb8/
>>69324068
Kek
>>69324091
>>69324091
but other people will also get wrestlefucked, I mean the other ones who asked for it were Mousasi and Uriah Hall. I guess Cormier vs Stipe would be as good or better than Bisping, but the guy doesn't have the popularity of Bisbong I suppose
>>69324096
And he was tested six times after that. Do you think his exemption means he wasn't tested at all?
>>69322210
Nigger remember this post when Brock is tapping to strikes and your going red in the face in front of yer m8s cos you fucken talked shit poofter cunt lolz
>>69324097
>#happyness
>if you know what i maen
>>69324114
Sorry I don't watch shitty meme shows. Could someone explain this to me like an adult?
>>69324117
only real option is to take cormier out like they did
Why do I root for DC so much?
He's like the ultimate underdog. I can't help but feel for him.
BisGOAT will perma heem DC and become a two division champ one TWO days notice
>>69324134
it doesn't really make sense anyway
>>69324134
Cersei was a scheming bitch and the high sparrow is a highly righteous thorn in their side, but Cersei gave them their power in the first place
>>69324143
RULE BISPANNIA
>>69324140
True, but card is going to suck major dick though.
>>69324143
he'd be so lucky, wouldn't he?
>>69324096
The WWE do heavy drug testing if Brock was using they would suspended him they suspended Roman Reigns recently and they are trying to make him the next face of the company so nobody is safe from testing.
>>69324161
yep, big time
in hindsight dana shouldn't have pulled conor for missing a press conference, turns out that was a multi million dollar mistake
>>69324143
Literally brit bum eager for that paycheck.
He doesn't even care about the outcome (wich is him getting outwrestled to kingdom fuck)
>>69324175
I thought WWE drug testing was a token effort to keep up appearances sort of thing.
Did they change it? Haven't really kept track for years
>>69324175
>wwe do heavy drug testing
lol you need to basically be glowing green to get caught by wwe testing
>>69324141
You can empathize with a lame nerd.
>>69324175
>WWE
>testing for steroids
You're just stealing Facebook comments and posting them right?
>>69324191
They should've made Conor fight Frankie and Aldo fight Holloway.
If they wanted to stack the card even further, put Lawler vs Thompson in it, it would be a callback to UFC 100 with Brock in it again and the WW title being on the line.
>>69324175
sure they do brother
>>69324203
Yeah they did quite a number on it. The whole having wrestlers dying at age 40 every month was coming off poorly. They just suspended their top guy for a month over a weed violation and made him look like an absolute dingus. They also overhauled their concussion protocal.
>>69324191
not really, 202 is gonna be bigger than 200 now and with brock 200 won't do bad either
>>69324175
> There are people that still believe Brock Lesnar is a natural athlete
Do you even..
Miss me yet?
>>69324268
You're a turd Bubba
>>69324282
202 presser is today right?
>>69324268
Bubba would get shat on by that "turd" inside 30 seconds.
>>69324282
>Missing someone that's entirely irrelevant in 2016
>>69324262
202 will definitely be better, but that's besides the point this is 200 and it would have done better with jones and mcgregor on the card
Miss me yet, dana?
Can you fucking imagine if Bisping KO`d DC at UFC 200 main event?
Would you even be surprised at this point?
>>69324282
is there a chance that the winner of aldo vs frankie is going to fight again before Conor defends the belt?
>>69324203
>>69324225
>>69324238
3 different people in the WWE have been suspended for breaking the "wellness policy" (the drug policy) this year its obvious they do routine drug testing CM Punk also complained about having to do drug testing in an interview after he left.
>>69324319
>division's
>>69324322
no i cant even imagine
>>69324316
>>69324316
But Jones was only added after McGregor was taken off the card and in selling the PPV Brock + it being 200 are bigger than Jones v DC anyway
>>69324327
they'll probably force the winner to fight Max and still insist on calling it the interim belt because the UFC hates Frankie and Jose
>>69324327
Yes. If McGregor beats Diaz and RDA beats Alvarez, McGregor will be fighting RDA, and rightfully so.
>>69324322
then he retires after the fight, leaving the undeniable GOAT
Told you fellow jones haters that we would never have to endure his reign of terror again and all we had to do was to wait for him to fuck up big again.
God bless.
Fuck yall jon is still the GOAT
>>69324370
The GOAT at fucking his life up
>>69324322
It would be great for the UFC, Bisping is good for growing the UK market that they want so badly, I'm sure an upset would be money, now that UK is free even better.
>>69324361
>rightfully so
this isn't fair from the start, faм.
yet another act of UFC bending for McGregor.
>>69324370
>Goat
>Does everything he can to avoid getting BTFO by DC.
>>69324361
>rightfully so.
So this is shitposting power.
>>69324361
be careful
>>69324363
the bitter thing is that he's actually interesting to watch and is probably the factual champ of LHW at the moment.
>>69324361
>If McGregor beats Diaz
Aint gonna happen, senpai.
>>69324361
>and rightfully so
nice little touch
>>69324411
>mfw Kebab vs Goobz for LW title
>>69324412
nope, the factual non-junkie champ tapped rumble
>rumble would heem jones
So if DC is still gonna fight on 200, they'll probably announce it at the 202 presser tonite right?
>>69324412
this
Jon Jones is the biggest waste of talent the UFC ever had
>>69324412
>last five years only decisions, only finishes are old middle weights
cunt was juicing and still mediocre
This is karma for Jones going on and on about how a second loss will destroy DC's legacy.
There is nothing more devastating to one's legacy in MMA than popping for steroids.
>>69324466
>There is nothing more devastating to one's legacy in MMA than popping for steroids.
Well, there is one thing more devastating. Something we've seen relatively recently, too.
>>69324454
even decisions against Gus and DC is something that makes you think.
if brock beats mark he should be fighting miocic for the title and rightfully so
>>69324503
was it this?
>>69324503
Fighting BisKING?
if eddie beats rda he should be fighting robbie for the title and rightfully so
>>69324333
Considering its fucking staged I wouldn't be shocked to learn that they do that for the sake of theatrics
>>69323060
Someone is getting heemed
>>69324538
woodley might try to wrestlefuck all night instead of trading with lawler
>>69324544
ASKREN'D
What did she mean by this?
>>69324544
Askren bring the bants.
Jon "snow" Jones should just fuck off entirely now, hes cost the ufc millions and can't be trusted to do even basic shit like drive a car.
>>69324570
>Jon "snow" Jones
>>69324567
My boy dominick cruz is hitting that,
>>69324555
Replace that "might" with "will", and you've got yourself a deal. For sure Tyron will quickly discover that he's not on par striking and go to his wrestling.
>>69324528
remember when RDA said he would fight robbie lol
>>69324567
The height from which that image is taken... could it be?
>son, take a picture of mumsie wumsie in her sexy heels ok?
>>69324567
is she turning into clomo? she looks more legs than torso in that pic
This Jon Jones guy, eh? You guys hear about this yet? What a jerk this guy is, huh?
Wow.
What a story.
>>69324614
or just someone sitting in a chair, you weirdo.
>>69324333
http://wrestlepundit.com/wwe-news/wwe-wellness-policy-drugs-steroids/
They've had a long track record of not giving a flying fuck even when Congress is investigating them
>>69324594
woodley is dynamic/explosive/hype/etc, he has the potential to heem lawler, but he won't
>2 very uninteresting womyn are the co main event of what was supposed to be UFC's biggest card ever
lmao dana you goof
>mfw 200 doesn't do more than a milli
>>69324626
USADA A SHIT
Hey, quit screwing up Jon Jones
>>69324653
Isnt edgar and aldo above them?
who the fuck cares about wmma apart from rogan?
>>69324570
>Jon "Snow" Bones
lmaooo
The greatest event ever ruined because of this PED shit. Dana is probably on life support right now. Cuckmier is probably on Grindr looking for cocks to suck. How did this happen? How do we stop this from happening? Can they make the sport "clean"?
>>69324626
Alright Jay Leno, calm down lad.
Please god
let Bisping fight DC
please please
>>69324653
I ain't even gonna watch it on Maтч, cuz fuck that gay card.
I care only about Frankie vs Aldo.
>>69324662
"Jon Jones you dummy, stop with the roids and drink Monsterâ„¢ instead"
>>69324698
the reason this all happened is because they want to make the sport "clean"
just stop testing already and let the mutants fight
Vince McMahon orchestrated all of this shit. Now Bork is the main event.
>>69324726
brazil: the post
this is karma for shit matchmaking all around
>>69324738
chinese investors tampered with Jones' food to make him test positive to hurt the UFC's value during sale negotiations
Time to end this suffering, I need a minute to myself
>>69324742
I was just about to say this.
>>69323807
She's hot as fuck dude
I would kiss her
>>69324769
so i can fade away...
>>69324769
Don't do it Mirko, now that you guys got a croatian as HW champ
>>69324544
cheeky Assgrin
Ok lads i'm an undefeated English
LHW prospect and the UFC has just offered me the DC fight at 220lbs
I'm gonna take it
I'll scream HEEM SLEEPY when i sleep him
>>69319963
where were you when jones was kill? they just found his body drifting in the park
>>69321937
Yes, but make sure your account looks legit.
>>69324726
im with you hue
When do pressers start?
No wonder they are trying to sell this shit show, its fucked with drug testing.
>>69321937
I made a twitter once and tweeted to Dan Hendo that he had a friendly uncle like smile and he said that was nice and nobody has ever said that to him, and thanked me
>>69324742
Huehuahuehue
>>69324679
Nope, Tate/Nunes is the new co-main.
>>69322068
F U C K Y E A H
>>69324898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
About 5 bongs
>>69324567
She has nice big feet.
>>69322070
>he's american
Nice try, potato dindu.
>>69324922
fucking lol
does anyone in this thread actually care about wmma? the only fight i liked was seeing ronda get murked by holly
>>69324922
>Tate/Nunes
That shit is above Edgar v Aldo 2? Fucking retarded.
>>69324942
>that tomato between them
>those fuck-me eyes
When did Tate become a rug-munching lesbo?
>>69324956
DC would destroy Canderson
>>69324929
I hope the JBJ situation doesn't kill the memes from Nate and Conor.
Hopefully Nate accuses Conor of roiding again.
>you now remember that Anderson Silva looked spectacular in every LHW bout he was in
>he won via KO and TKO in all of them
>he could step in and become the LHW champion
>>69324268
Whoa, Bubba there with the hot takes!
>>69324942
god damn meisha is such a delicious trashy slut,i want to eat her dirty fat ass so god damn bad fuck me man
Has Luke Thomas come out in Jon's defense yet?
>>69324942
>yfw nunes cant control her urges and rapes meisha
hahah...
seriously though, fuck this "sport"
>>69324985
>she'll never dump Caraway because he's her coke hookup and he's got hours of video of her eating ass for a fix
>>69324975
I hope Nate uses it as ammo against him, Goobs weight gains was even more obvious PED than Jones.
>>69324742
>>69324770
>wanting a bare foot cage fighting "sport" to be clean
pathetic tbqh
>>69324997
>nunes pulls guard and then spends the rest of the round working to north/south position
>>69324983
>you know remember anderson basically didn't fight anyone who wasn't a meme fighter
Will we see more Portal and Artem and That Other Bald Guy and Dee and Gunni and Kavashit again soon?
>>69319963
>mfw rich gasses out in 30 seconds and gets heemed in the first round while lying on his back like a roided out turtle
UFC 200 was already lukewarm prior to Jon fucking things up, this just makes it pathetic. Bellator cards are better than this shitheap.
>12-10 42 year old versus mandrama who hasn't fought for 5 years as the main event for the "biggest event ever"
blowing everyones minds, goof
>>69325041
Isn't being a lesbo an unfair advantage? I would not be comfortable fighting a homo.
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>69325077
Weak bait
Jon Jones to Bellator when? The UFC cant promote him in any serious way or depend on him for big cards going forward.
DC was right, goof couldn't keep himself clean for 1 fight
>>69325018
Maybe. Conor did gas in like 7 minutes though so he's not doping. I think he just got fat tbf.
>>69325117
>Jon Jones to Bellator when?
more like fucking Fight Nights
>>69325083
Wouldnt you fight even harder to avoid the bum-rape if you got heemed?
wasn't jones supposed to have a press release in the AM?
>>69325154
nvm, 100 bings
>>69325126
Alot of roids that give you sicks gains, kill your cardio.
>>69325031
Go away Vitor, eat a dick
>>69325098
Wow, this has never been more applicable. I need an amv asap.
Dana :
>Maybe someone will step in on a last minute notice, crazier things have happened.
10 Formidable opponents:
>Sign me up Dana, I can be in Vegas in 4 hours.
Dana:
>The fight is cancelled.
>>69325031
LOL?
> Being bewildered by concepts like fairness and integrity
Just because you hues can't compete at elite levels without drugs doesn't mean the sport should be permanently delegitimized. You probably believe the drug problem is worse than it is because well lol
> ta falando merda, neguinho
>>69324134
USADA is going to claim that Dana White has tested positive for steroids and that he should be removed from his position. When his appeal comes up, Dana won't show up but will instead bomb the hearing, killing all the top USADA officials and removing their influence on the UFC forever.
>>69325126
remember everyone saying he walked around at about 180?
he had to bulk up to 170 and still didnt even reach that
>>69325180
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO
>>69324281
I suggest you look at pictures of him when he was a high schooler. You think he had access to roids to be that big?
>>69325151
Nah, I'd be more worried about being taken down
>>69325203
>The PRIDE
>event
Igor who?
>>69325223
We could leverage the very same argument against Sage Northcutt, could we not? Something to have a think about
>>69325209
He still cut at least 10lbs water weight before stepping on scales.
>>69325103
>2 rematches
>wmma
>Cain vs Travis
the event was already lackluster compared to 100, that had
>mandrama guy trying to avenge his loss, was champ and active
>GSP, very dominant champion vs hue that was looking good
>Dan Henderson vs Bisping a fight that happened after endless banter
>Fitch might be boring but Paulo Thiago heemed his team mate, a revenge match of sorts
>those prelims
the only one baiting is the UFC with those weak ass cards
>>69325260
how do you know?
Who else is still a Jones fan here?
>>69325250
>who?
The one on top here
>>69325273
Functioning brain.
>dana has such a massive brock boner that he orchestrated the downfall of honda and intentionally sabotaged conor and JBJ to clear the way for a brock headliner
30 for 30 when?
>>69325277
Is that a judge reading newspaper or something instead of watching the fight in the background?
>>69325223
He looked like a string bean in some of those photos, like in the mid-late '90s, then at some point he suddenly got huge.
Conor Bless
whats up heem
I here, wageslaving, picturing me and Cat filminig a homemade pov video while a few customers peep as if asking if I already finished their order
also, always, constantly, relentless but patiently waiting for the CONORS memeys to be back
today card is a shitcard,
and what else
>>69325203
>the gummy juice released
>>69325223
Fuckin LOL do you think you need god damn ID to stick a needle in your ass? You are fuckin dreamng m8 of course he was on steroids in high school and HGH to boot. The guy stays bright fucking red all year round from elevated haemoglobin due to anabolics.
> Do you think that's sunburn?
> Who else's face looks like that?
> Did you know Joe Rogan uses steroids?
> Did you know Dana White uses steroids?
Fucking LOL Heem fucking cruified VTRTor, Gadelha, Anderson etc, and now Jones.
Brock Lesnar most obvious steroid user in UFC HISTORY just gets to say:
> I'm a whiteboy
>I'm jacked
Will Dana finally bury the hatchet with Dan Quinn and call him up to be DC's replacement opponent? Is stevia USADA approved?
>>69325209
Conor's coach said he was 176 a few days before his weigh in.
>>69325335
He lied.
>>69325277
what even is this horseshit slapfight?
>>69325196
why the fuck is fake straya commenting on mma?
lmao
Bisping vs DC
Anderson vs DC
Gus vs DC
please god something please
>>69325268
i'll go to sleep after aldo frankie
call me weirdo but this is better for yurop timezone, literally /sweet heems/ before sun goes up
>I'm fine, Jon
>>69325252
>Sage's dad has been caught selling roids
>lol Sage doesn't juice he's totally natty and has been all his life
Do people seriously think that?
>>69325171
hmm didn't know that.
>>69325359
Dad would be the type of cunt lancing his supplement with anabolics.
>>69323703
dont know why people post her. I imagine she smells like shit, literally
>>69325352
> Reminder that Antonio Silva needed PEDs to DRAW a fight with the natural 41yo "fake Australian"
>>69325356
There will be something now that Gus and Bong have both said they'd fight publicly.
>>69325274
here
he may be a fuckup but he's still the best
>>69325301
Most kids get really skinny following a growth spurt. He's never been popped (college, ufc, lolwwe), but I'm sure he's on supplements. Maybe we'll never know.
>>69325274
Yeah. I blame his brothers for his fuck ups.
>>69319963
lel niggers gonna nig
