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Old >>69317348
Jon popped, we memed too hard, don't worry, we'll get ours in 8 years boys,
apology for poor english
when were you when jon jons dies
i was sat at home eating horse meat when dana ring
'jon is kill'
'no'
Schaub is God
The best fight they could make is Bisbong vs Cormier
>two champs
>Bisping heemed Cormier's boyfriend and DC will want to avenge his training partner's loss
>Mike is willing to do it
>possible camp banter
>Bisping is one of the most popular fighters available, who cares about Urial Hall and Mousasi
I WANT THE EASIEST DICC IN THE DIVISION
I WANT RYAN BADER
GIVE BISPING HIS SHOT TO BE TWO WEIGHT WORLD CHAMPION
EVERY FIGHT IS DIFFERENT BELIEVE YOU ME
Cant get hyped for fights anymore :(
SHIT CARD SHIT SPORT
LAFFIN AT ALL YOU FAGS THAT ACTUALLY PAY FOR THIS
>>69318844
I was watching a DC interview, getting hyped for the fight coming up. Then open up heem and see the news. Heart stopped for a sec
I can't handle this anymore. MMA is too emotionally taxing. What's a less painful sport to be a fan of?
>Mfw
>>69318832
We are now in the age of Wonder Boy.
>Mark Hunt is headlining UFC 200
>not GSP
>not Jon Jones
>not Anderson Silva
>not Conor McGregor
>not Ronda Rousey
i would like to see Anderson vs DC
could they somehow do it?
>>69318871
wwe
>>69318861
Bisping really doesn't need to get destroyed before his first title defense, in which he'll get destroyed anyway.
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
post yfw jones' candle burned out
>>69318880
>implying
The booking makes you want to kill yourself almost every time you watch it.
>>69318871
Kickboxing
Lion Fight tomorrow
Its official, MMA is a meme sport
Im streaming everything from now on. Kiss my shekels goodbye Dana
Can't wait to hear that bullshit excuse Jones and his PR team come up with
>>69318877
he also headlined 180
>>69318877
Lol, Mark Hunt is "headlining" as much as Yoko Ono was headlining when she would tag along with The Beatles m8.
SOMEBODY QUICK
I need a status on Dana White at this exact very second.
Cain and DC team up to fight Brock and Hunto in the first ever tag team UFC fight, you can tag out at the end of every round, if your partner gets finished, you have to fight the other two guys simultaneously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub9dfum3fo4
guess he really showed it
>mfw Cowboy for main event in ufc 200
>Jon Jones quoting the bible on the day he was tested
>HE LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS
hahahha
Apologize.
post yfw brock is USADA'd
pic related
>>69318881
But it's a good fight they can make, Bisping handles wrestlers better than Mousasi, Uriah Hall is inconsistent and gun shy. They don't really have many options that will make exciting fights
>probably 8 years until UFC 300
>probably 8 years until another succ worthy main event
>probably 8 years before we see two potential GOATs duke it out on the biggest stage
Is Gegard really the best they can come up with? His last two losses are still fresh.
I'm from the 607. I met Jones before he even fought in the UFC when he was with Bombsquad. I've made so many fucking excuses for this piece of shit. I'm done. Fuck Jones. Fuck everything about him. He's fucking dead to me.
What a goddamn waste. If he somehow fights on the MSG card I'll sell my tickets too. I have zero need for this motherfucker anymore. Snake in the fucking grass.
>>69318905
>yoel peed on me as a prank and a little got in my mouth
I just watched that video of DC talking about the situation and fuck man now I'm sad.
>>69318901
>Lion Fight is kickboxing
Insulting t.b.h.
Breaking News: Jones pulled from UFC 200; Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs Cláudia Gadelha is new main event
>>69318928
>Begging for fights on twitter
>Not even getting 100 likes
>>69318916
>Psalm 18:33 He makes my feet like the feet of a deer; he causes me to stand on the heights.
>>69318937
link?
>>69318901
Lion Fight? More like Lyin' about paying Fight-ers
>>69318924
Mousasi makes zero effort to stop takedowns, that wouldn't be a good fight.
>>69318876
Did Trump make this happen?
>>69318948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P0bAQdRzN8
It's some devo shit man
>>69318933
Same. Done making excuses for him.
I hope he gets a 10 year suspension. Don't even want to watch him fight ever again. This news just annoys me.
Dana wants to make a fight. Post LEGIT contenders:
Hendo
Bisping
Anderson
Who else?
>>69318947
"He" is his dealer.
The GSP/Silva/Jones/Anderson dynasty is over.
>>69318928
Bisping
gus
moose
hall
cowboy(lul)
Latifi
who else will step up
>>69318947
pretty much its saying how high he is right? standing on heights and feet on deer sounds like he's tripping on weed or crack
>shut your mouth, shut your mouth, shut your mouth
What did he mean by this?
australian headlining ufc 200
feels pretty good lads.
>>69318972
>>>/asp/
Continue by pressing the link above...
>>69318937
link?
>>69318964
didn't Ortega get popped too?
>>69318964
>1 retweet
>1
>1
>one
>>69318986
he is from New Zealand
>>69318986
He's from New Zealand.
>>69318986
And continuing the biggest national rivalry in MMA, Australia vs Canada
>all these literally whos crawling out of the woodwork
It's the UFC 200 co main, not UFC Fight Night Omaha on Spike TV, just stop
they should make it hunt vs lesnar vs cormier in a triple threat match.
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/743651599940190208
>16 Jun 2016
>Psalm 18:33 #Champion2016
Psalm 18:33: "He maketh my feet like hinds' feet, and setteth me upon my high places."
ITS OFFICIAL, UFC IS FINISHED.
Biggest UFC of all time pulls one of the most hyped fights from the card literally DAYS before the event.
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?!
Dana needs to get on his knees right now and beg, BEG King Conor to show up on short notice. Stick him in there with a can, whatever, he's the ONLY man in the world that can even remotely salvage this situation.
>>69318975
What happened to her in that fight?
>UFC 151
>and the biggest card in MMA history
Does he just get immediately released if he gets banned?
>>69318986
Our very own!
>>69318986
as Australian as Pharlap, Crowded House and Pavlova
>you now realise that UFC 200 main event is a 12-10 42 year old vs a 38 year old who hasn't fought in 5 years
nice "sport" you have there
What did he mean by this?
>>69319010
Somehow Conor literally won
Meme magic is on his side for sure
>>69318986
Is New Zealand only Australia when they do something good like Scotland is only the UK when Andy Murray wins something?
>>69319011
She got Cerrone'd
>>69319010
I feel like he could dust hafayel in under a minute. Make Alvarez wait, Conor vs. RDA is now the main event yeh
>>69319017
the ufc needs to do Bisping vs Cormier
Who will /heem/ send?
On the bright side, this is the most press UFC 200 has got yet.
>>69319017
Things got Bellator-tier quicksmart
>>69319002
you're gonna get your ass kicked bud
Living is AGONY
>>69319018
*racism intensifies*
who /going to sleep now to wake up for press conference/ here
Conor should step in to fight the winner of Edgar vs Aldo for the main event that same night for a catchweight bout
2 days notice vs. fought an hour earlier, seems fair to me
Will a prelim fight get bumped up to the main card now?
>>69318997
>>69319000
no he's not, thats like saying kyrie irving is australian
>>69319036
6 bongs
Another american with a wrestling background gets popped
LMAO they should just ban them all
I am so sad. I can't even meme about this.
Really pathetic display here.
MAKE CONNOR VS RDA
EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THAT
THEY BOTH WANT TO DO IT
WHY NOT?
>>69319041
this
Apologize.
I'm 235lbs untrained. But I have a 5 inch height advantage on dc. If I can make weight in 2 days I'll save ufc 200
EVEN SKIP BAYLESS BTFO JON JONES
>>69319022
>could hype a fight vs an inanimate object
>always shows up
>always delivers excitement (even in defeat)
>>69319036
bangbro
>>69319051
Probably, there isn't like three title fights on the card now.
I'm guessing TJ vs Assuncao will be bumped up.
>>69318992
Yes. Nandrolone i think
>>69319015
btw we're claiming Dan Hooker too, I've already submitted the papers
Fuck USADA desu, they took the sample on the 16th June had more than enough time to test it before.
Why does this always happen to us bros?
>>69319066
do it faggot
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>69319071
He'll just get distracted by stray puppies. We need someone with focus!
>>69319068
>yfw Based Skip saves ufc 200
![O.J._Simpson_1990_·_DN-ST-91-03444_crop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jwkexnG.jpg "O.J. Simpson 1990 · DN-ST-91-03444 crop[1]")
is jon jones the OJ simpson of mma?
>>69319080
UFC 200: The battle of AKA DC vs Velasquez
think im done with mma now, jbj was the only cards i watched after gsp left
fucking devastated
I'm willing to take my L for defending Jones so hard in the past.
>>69319098
Is OJ the original HE DINDU NUFFIN?
>>69319018 .
only possible opponents who've been training are roy, bb, and gegard. since rumble pulled out because of family stuff and him and glover were supposed to fight next week then maybe them too. last one is ngannou whos fighting in a couple of weeks, but only for the memes. somebody call up bisking and check with him.
poor uncle dana, he was just trying to clean the sport :(
>>69319086
because the /HEEM/ gods demand sacrifices and it would be unwise to deny them
>Have your walk out song be "I'm coming home"
>Get a life coach so you don't party too hard
>Get a personal driver so you dont run people over
>Still manage to mess up
>Killing your own career
JUST
U
S
T
what was it he got popped for
>>69319105
>devastated
Imagine how actual fans of the sport feel m8. My grandma died earlier this week too. Fuck me.
>>69318997
>>69319000
he lives and fights out of sydney australia now.
This is just Jones fucking with DC lads.
>>69319122
Nobody knows yet. The failed test was out of competition though, so that rules out marijuana or cocaine.
>>69319106
Feels good having never liked him.
>>69319119
And completely taking the interest and energy out of LHW while he's at it, nobody's given a single frick about LHW since he took a cocaine vacation
>>69319127
ebin trole
>>69319128
It is cafeine or viagra I bet
SO I
CAN DRIFT
AWAY
Remember to get LOTS of sleep now before the drama continue tomorrow!
>>69319123
you probably dont even buy cards mate
>> we're taking you off UFC 200 they said
>> we don't need you they said
>You will never see Jon Jones fight in a UFC card ever again
>Dana and Lorenzo will terminate his contract and tell him to go to Bellator cause they dont need his negativity anymore
>That garbage fight vs. OSP was the very last memory of him spamming oblique kicks will be engrained in your brain forever.
>He was a roider all along and all his wins are now tainted
>Probably will go deep into drugs and alcoholism and be a literal who
i posted in the old one cause i'm high
jon jones got popped for taking cialis because he was getting ready for all the succ
I told you fags 202 would sell more than 200
>>69318867
>implying we pay
does this hurt Lorzeno Bros UFC selling talks?
>>69319147
"Good"
>>69319129
I was feeling pretty smug because I hate Jon too, but that DC press conference has put a pit in my stomach.
Godammit man.
So if Jones was busted for cocaine he gets 2 years off with maybe prison time?
What happens if he used roids?
>>69319151
189er pls go
>>69319154
Some of us have a disposable income.
>>69318986
Based Straya saving UFC 200.
Your welcome.
Apollogise
>>69319094
spain has 81" reach so he's basically jbj. throw him in there
>>69319147
>>calling a push kick to the thigh an oblique kick
>> found the rogan fan
>makes millions from pro wrestling
>goes into UFC for fun
>gets nothing but hate and doubt from the "true" MMA fans
>ends up main eventing the two biggest UFC events of all time
>also broke the undertaker's streak
how can
ONE MAN
be this based?!
How pissed will you be if USADA clears Jones?
>>69319142
I've been watching my whole life. My dad and I bonded over it before he passed away. I still have an unopened UFC DVD tucked away that he got me for the Christmas that he passed away the night before of. I'm a Fight Fan man. This sucks.
>Mfw DC will never be a legit champion in his lifetime
>>69319127
>Jon Jones elevating the mind games to an unprecedented level, Joe
>>69319002
the need to do another season, that tuf was actually quite fun
Fedor vs DC would be hype as fuck too bad it wont happen
>>69319154
also with actual paying the quality is ALWAYS good
if you're not broke, buy that shit up
>>69318877
>Ronda Rousey
Why?
Does no one want to see the Cain fight?
>>69319149
that doesn't make sense
>>69319164
>>69319177
given they took this long to announce im certain they are 100% confident
What the fuck will the Jon Jones press conference be like tomorrow?
>I took ____ and I deeply regret it
>I am very sorry Daniel
>I don't know what the future holds from here
>Thank you that is all
>>69319149
He's right you know
>>69319177
that would be the end of USADA I guess, a fake positive in the biggest event of the UFC
>>69319176
no ones gonna buy this ppv
>in 2 years after suspension we will see a coked up, whoring, partying, full heel, uber negrodindu-tron version of Jon "Coco" Jones that is backed into a corner and needs to unJUST himself
>he will literally kill someone in the octagon
Is there a chance they can overturn this nonsense? Couldn't they wait till after Saturday?
>>69319151
> wanting to see good fighters in interesting matchups
> not really caring whether millions of casuals and potato eaters also watch said fights
"Dat press conference dosen't sound so bad now aye?"
YOU WILL APOLOGIZE
AND
YOU
WILL
LIKE IT
>>69319197
his mom gave him a diuretic for weight loss, 1 year ban
>>69319205
You can't kill someone with oblique kicks
>>69318958
I would be depressed too if I lost a million dollars
>>69319149
>nothingwillstophim
Seems like USADA already did :^)
New UFC owners will take back Jones for sure.
Hopefully they cease to cooperate with USADA as well.
>>69319206
Nope. You'll have to wait till 2018 to see the fight, if it ever happens.
>>69319176
>implying he will make it to 200
USADA will his peptides
Have Conor fight some goof on the main card, will add 400k sales.
What would you do if ronda posts on twitter and says "I'm in, give me anyone #UFC200"
Hang on... what if Holly's husband is behind all this? He's finally taking his revenge...
>>69319226
its not even that, if you watch the entire thing he says he was too hard on jon and that he'd made mistakes in his life too
>>69319232
I didn't want to see this fight to begin with. I just wanted Jones vs. Rumble and Gus again.
>>69319244
Ronda vs Cyborg 165lb catchweight
>>69319232
I'm honestly not interested in seeing this fight if it isn't happening 2 days from today.
>>69319246
gee willikers shag i think you're onto something
>>69319254
2019 then
On a scale of 1-10 how badly does Dana regret not bowing down to Conor's demands and having him vs. Nate at UFC 200 right now?
>>69319243
>Cornier - A Fighter deprived of his opponent
>>69319220
Jon will get his Cocaina-chin back and won't have his belt and """"legacy"""" to worry about.
He's going to cave some poor schmucks skull in with elbows
ripip
What did he mean by this?
>>69319246
leave my babygirl out of this
Fucking Jones that stupid fucking nigger
For the longest time he's had it all in his fucking hands, to be the bes ever, ever. But nah, fucking child throws it away over and over again.
>>69319271
natty GOAT
>>69319246
>Holly's husband's name is Jeff
>USADA is ran by by Jeff Novitzky
you are on to something here
>>69319267
1 because he's not Conor's bitch and Bork will undoubtedly fill the void.
Only one man can save this card.
>>69319271
Please let this happen dana
>>69319271
YES
>>69319272
He looks Asian or part Asian.
>>69319271
bizbing would get his ass beat like a cheap drum
>there were people who thought Jones was natty
>>69319110
how the fuck has ngannou not been popped?
>>69319271
is there a better opponent on short notice than bisping? i can't think of one
That's it, I'm switching sports, at least mandrama releases games for the pc
>>69319271
Man you can talk shit and call him a fluke all you want.
But BisKING has planetary body sized balls.
>>69319271
LEFT HOOK LARRY WILL KNOCK BLACK FEDOR OUT
B E L I E V E Y O U M E
E
L
I
E
V
E
Y
O
U
M
E
Apologize.
I can live with Losing Jon/DC 2, but putting the gimmick fight in the main event spot instead of the two title fights is just fucking dumb. This is a fucking sport, not the fucking WWE.
>>69319068
>so smart
>so deep
wot
>>69319282
SEND IN THE MAN WITH THE UNDISPUTED LEAST AMOUNT OF PPV BUYS
>>69319298
he is natty, African warrior genes
>>69319303
>using a botnet torrent client
>>69319308
For what?
>>69319314
>qbit
>botnet
>>69319294
when have we heard this before? hmmm...
>>69319298
he got smaller between his fights, i bet he's smaller now
>>69319056
> saving
Hunt is bout to drop brock in the first minute lets be honest
>>69319303
kek
>>69319310
>This is a fucking sport
when will this meme die? it's prize fighting
What 3 words would you use to describe your emotional state in the wake of JBJ being pulled off the card?
>>69319310
>putting the gimmick fight in the main event spot instead of the two title fights
>Biggest card of all time
>Yeah let's just have Miesha and Nunes main event so that we don't hurt some neckbeard's feelings
Yeah nah. Why are Conor and Nate even fighting again for? Belts don't matter, names do. Get that through your thick skull.
>>69319310
>not wanting to see Hunto mop the floor with Lesnar's corpse.
>>69319312
Only a freakshow can salvage the hype my man.
>>69319286
It would explain why Holly is so good.
>200 is mediocre now
>>69319331
Fuck
this
shit
>>69319331
sudden erectile dysfunction
>>69319271
if this happens i'd buy the card, nothing else except maybe mcgregor vs dc just for hilarity could make me
>>69319310
>not wanting to see Lesnar turn Hunto's face to tomato paste
Based Dana
>>69319331
Loving Every Laugh
A NEW CHALLENGER
>>69319331
I have a handy picture instead
Just make this and 201 fox cards, UFC 202 is much better anyway
Feel sorry for DC, he is done now. He is too old to wait to fight Jones again and be in tiptop shape.
only one man can save this event
>>69319354
This """"""coach"""""" is such a meme.
>>69319353
>>69319336
I didn't say I don't want to see the fight, I'm glad that fight is still happening I just think it is disgraceful that it is the main event
>>69319354
alpha as fuck
>>69319343
It's an amazing card withouth an amazing headliner
You got TJ Dillashaw, Johny Hendricks, Kelvin, Moose, Lauzon, Sanchez and Miller on the prelims, just goes to show how amazing of a card is it.
If repeating digits, this all is Dana's masterplan to fool people into thinking that DC vs JBJ isn't happening when it really does.
>>69319354
Potato niggers BTFO
>>69319336
>not wanting to see Lesnar mop the floor with Hunt's mangled, near-dead body for 3 rounds
so who the fuck wins Hunt/Lesnar?
>>69319331
Was supposed to go to bed 3 hours ago.
>My literal face
I wonder how Gustaffsson feels
He's really wanted that rematch with Jon since the fight
>>69318962
Hendo has been crushed in almost every fight he's been in since Rashad, including those he won. How anyone can pretend he deserves to be there is beyond me.
Gus vs DC let's go
>>69319176
>> roided to wonderland for a decade prior to competing in the UFC
>> got meme'd by mir in their first fight
>> nearly gets finished in his "win" against carwin
>>wins the HW belt from a literal LHW who has lost to a MW
>> gets KO'd twice in the first round before retiring with his tail behind his legs
also
>>inb4 muh kissing sicknes
>>69319354
btfo
>>69319393
i dont think i can handle seeing Gus lose again
>>69319388
That's an odd reaction to a teammate and friend basically throwing his career away and almost royally screwing over every fighter on the card if not already doing so
>>69319386
I don't know, if Brock takes Hunt down, beats him up and makes him wrestle then Hunt will tire and when Hunt tires he's not a crazy knockout artist anymore.
However if Hunt hurts him with the strikes and gets Lesnar scared to engage or close in, I think he'll win.
I think I'm leaning more towards Lesnar just due to the insane size difference, the faceoff yesterday really put in perspective.
>>69319354
>>69319372
>>69319376
If you don't line up, youre not a real fite fan
>>69319354
>getting made to look like this much of a dickhead
irish edmond is a joke
>>69319176
Not to mention
>squashed John fucking Cena
Hey Dana...remember me?
>>69319391
Gus is now legit LHW champ, as Jon is JUSTed and DC is living his last days as a fighter.
Aryan masteplan confirmed.
>>69319405
>Diego Sanchez
>rational human being
"leave DC to me"
>>69319278
Holly Holm has man shoulders from all the T she took before the Rousey fight. Jones bangs Holm on a regular basis, you can tell. Jones absorbed copious amounts of exogenous T while he stirred Holm's guts.
>>69319176
>> implying lesnar could win a match against a LHW if he wasn't roided to the gills
>>69319331
Not surprised motherfucker
>>69319428
Normally i dislike Schaub and Piana posting but this caught me off guard
>>69319423
>Gus is now legit LHW champ
In your dreams pig skin.
>>69319343
It was always shit
>>69319379
Don't you have to watch FS1 and shit to see the prelims? The PPV is only 4 fights isn't it?
>>69319033
RDA would rape him so hard, he'd pray to get choked by Nate's loving arm again.
>tfw I get a boner every time I think about Holly banging Jon
>>69319405
Nobody at Jackson's likes Jon though
>>69319405
his brain is literally potato salad
Khalil vs DC book it Dana
Kek. That little guy from MMA fighting made a good point: Steroids are illegal and Jones is on probation.
>>69319271
>>69319304
I gave him a lot of shit after the Rockhold fight, partially because i was butthurt.
But credit where credit is do, it's a miracle he can fight with balls that big.
>>69319450
>the effects of browsing pol and the rampant spread of the "cuck" meme on 4chan this past year
>leave Daniel Cormier to me
>>69319271
DC has the best chin in MMA, and wrestlefucked Heavyweights like it was nothing, sorry Bong
>>69319460
i hope jones go to prison and get moidered by another chimp desu. does that make me a bad person?
purists have to watch the beast incarnate headline their biggest ppv ever
We literally have the two biggest press conferences of the year on the same day.
>>69319413
>when Hunt tires he's not a crazy knockout artist anymore.
thats not true, makes him more susceptible to further take-downs and lowers output but even gassed Hunt can still throw full power strikes.
The UFC is finished lads, it's our time to shine
We just need to chip in our parents money and we're good to go
Do I look natty to you goofs?
>>69319331
Only need one
JUST
U
S
T
>>69319464
cuck is on its second year
>>69319472
>does that make me a bad person?
no you weirdo
>a three round fight is main eventing a PPV
hahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaahahhahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahha
I got 3 days in jail when I got a DUI. Why didn't get Jones get punished?
>>69319476
202 and what else? Dont forget theres also a fight tomorrow.
>>69319456
Except Holly
>>69319490
when and how did it start exactly?
>>69319494
it doesnt matter if it's 3 or 5, it was never going to go past round 2.
>>69319498
>drinking while driving
You should have been put to death, desu.
>>69319494
>a ppv
Not only a ppv, this is supposed to be the biggest card of the year.
how smug is mcgregor right knowing that the UFC 200 card is officially shit?
>>69319508
When moot got cucked by his gf.
It eventually drove him to sell 4chan in shame.
>>69319482
wtf happened to his hairline, it's like 30 inches back in that picture
I'll fight anyone here on 2 hours notice.
It's official
>>69319521
ill fight you yesterday
SCHAUB?
>>69319501
jones and his manager
>>69319521
Oi'll foit ya right now ya daft cunt.
>>69319521
Let's square up right now pussy ass bitch.
>>69319520
Roids tend to do that.
>>69319501
>>69319476
>fight card
>202 press conference
>Jon "If I did it" Bones conference
>Germany vs France divegrass match
Tomorrow is a busy day lads
>>69319442
Kindly delete this image
Thank you
>>69319523
>yfw it ACTUALLY happened
>>69319520
It's just more noticeable because of the long hair, he's always had a shit hairline
>>69319482
Just a reminder that Victor Conte tipped this after the first fight with DC
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631
>30% deviation is a red flag
>Jon Jones had 80% deviation
>>69318997
>>69319000
Yeah and Alistair Overeem is from England
GIVE ME THE DC
>>69319520
yeah vitamin d does that =)
>>69319517
pretty smug.
You can say anything about him, but he never pulled out and took short notices.
>>69319527
DC VS CAIN
>>69319527
>not Bisping at 205
fuck heavyweights
>>69319527
DC VS STIPE
>>69319481
Start a kickstarter or gofundme for HEEM 1 to be able to book venue & pay fighters?
>>69319527
They're flying Fedor out.
>>69319527
Wow nice DC vs Struve
>>69319527
DC v Brock
Hunt gets to fight TRT exempted Fedor in the co-main
>>69319508
knowyourmeme says:
>After Eron Gjoni published the Zoe Post expose in August 2014, which detailed the alleged infidelity of his girlfriend Zoe Quinn, many 4chan users began referring to Gjoni as a “cuck.” On August 25th, 2014, Gjoni participated in an AMA thread on the /r/Drama[3] subreddit, where he discussed being called a “beta cuck” and posted a photoshopped image of Quinn and several men with the caption “Cuck Tales” (shown below).
that's sound about right, it went gamergate > somehow moot was said to be siding with sjw anti-gamergaters > cuck becomes widespread on /pol/ > moot filters cuck and had that princess carin "5 step intro to cuckolding" playing all over the site > cuck went 4chan famous > then in the last year it was picked up by reddit/twitter
>>69319552
This.... is easily the best suggestion yet. Good on you Straya.
>>69319527
ITS BORK THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
brock vs DC would be fucking amazing
>>69319555
TRIPS CONFIRM BLACK VS WHITE FEDOR!!!!!
>>69319354
lol @ his reply
i can just see dana throwing his phone at the wall in frustration
with his man boobs jiggling with the momentum of a thousand tidal waves
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHjQ-LcDOz6/
>>69319560
It's his time to defend the lineal title
>>69319562
that seemed pretty surreal
SOMEONE SAVE THIS PIC
I DONT WANT IT ON MY COMPUTER
>>69319581
It would be a 50+ lbs weight differential. No way in hell.
>>69319181
Honestly, he is legit at this point. It's not like he got smashed by Jones. He gassed. With better cardio and better gameplan he could easily win especially against the Jones that fought OSP.
>>69319527
jds?
>>69319562
"He's landed some nice shots there"
"OH HE HURT HIM MIKE"
"AND IT IS ALLLLLLLL OVER"
>>69319033
>I feel like he could dust hafayel in under a minute
Why are americans so dumb? Connor is actually lucky this fight didnt happen, he probably wouldnt recover ever
>>69319586
I see the Benavidez-Cejudo season is almost if not already underway
>>69319600
nah I think JDS had a hand surgery not long ago, I reckon Struve or Arlovski (maybe Barnett but they fought before).
You now remember that Dana kicked Conor out of 200 because he didn't want to do the pressers.
Dana will now officially be Conor's bitch.
>>69319562
tried to go for gun
>>69319442
headbutt.
Gus beat DC.
>People thought this fight was going to happen
UFC 200 was too good to be true to be honest.
>>69319600
Champion : Stipe Miocic
1 Fabricio Werdum
3 Alistair Overeem
4 Junior Dos Santos
It's got to be one of these, right?
>mfw it's Shane Carwin
>>69319600
>Junior wanting to fight basically another version of Cain
notice the three injection spots on Jones' stomach
LADS
I JUST REALIZED
we have to take entirely new 200 picks
>>69318934
Jesus christ...
that ass is FUCKING ME UP
what fight are you looking forward to the most now?
>>69319630
in chest too
>DC enters octagon at ufc 200
>Lights fade to black
>glass shatters
>This plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMOUCpoLB_8
>Mfw Ngannou took the fight
JUST WOKE UP
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm going to shoot up USADA
>>69319636
I was never looking forward to Jones vs DC. Their first fight was garbage.
Garbage.
Garbage.
>>69319617
Booked
Recently knocked out
Booked
Had surgery not long ago
don't get your hopes up
>>69319562
>vlogging and crocodile tears as your boyfriend bleeds to death
niggers aint even human baka
>>69319631
the one good thing to come of this
i wasn't able to get in the first column
Where were you when SCHAUB was confirmed to be natty GOAT?
>>69319527
Werdum vs DC
How would that go?
What are you listening to /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atc0ERea7nE
>>69319630
I though you injected gear into your ass or took it orally.
>>69319643
Dont blame USADA, blame Jon 'FuckUp' Jones
Fly in Fedor and have him fight DC at 225 lbs.
>>69319610
yeah i just check his instagram, he was in a sling 6 weeks ago. It's probably one of the guys you said then
>>69319617
all are busy with hw title contention, jds was hurt
>>69319640
you lads go crazy
>>69319636
RDA vs. Alvarez
>>69319645
This is the biggest card in history m8. Anybody already booked is probably fair game.
this is probably the greatest 24hour period in my life.
I dont understand what I did to deserve it but I appreciate it.
>>69319660
Depends on gear, I see them shoot into chest and biceps.
>>69319630
Why would you inject into your stomach though?
If you are doing something intramuscularly the ass is the obvious spot and most doping shit would go into a vein.
>>69319636
conor
i need the memes
i don't want shit co main
>>69319661
he was a gud boi, dindu nuffi like Yoel, full natty
How many of you niggas doubted the USADA would catch and ban people with a name?
I sure did. Holy fuck. I thought they were joking about cleaning up the sport
Anderson Silva and now Jones. No doubt they are legit
>>69319644
>I was never looking forward to Jones vs DC. Their first fight was garbage.
this
>>69319680
Yea, but stomach? Never heard of ANYTHING being injected into the stomach before.
>>69319654
werdum would submit DC
where were you when DC was kill
>>69319644
>>69319690
Actual retards
>built up for next 2 days as hunt vs lesnar
>hunt vs lesnar happens
>everyone thinks UFC 200 is over
>lights fade to black for a solid 30 seconds
>this song starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbDy34DuypA
>the GOAT KO's Cormier in the first
>>69319689
>Anderson Silva
hurr
>>69319286
Lappoid admixture, as he is Scandinavian. Holly's mother, whom she seems to look more like, is Irish.
>>69319231
>Hopefully they cease to cooperate with USADA as well.
The retardation is real.
>>69319636
jane jay chick
fronkie
my boy joe duffy beating the shit out of that literal who
WHY HASN'T LEFT HOOK LARRY GOT THE CALL YET?
>That Dana Freudian slip where he said Mousasi
>>69319636
Fronk vs Hosay
>>69319689
Mir and Mendes too. Granted they're not huge but still people know them well
>>69319694
hgh/insulin apparently
videos of it on youtube
>>69319689
Athletes in the US are fairly easy to catch. There is not the doping infrastructure like in Spain etc. You need modern, well-equipped clinics with doctors that are almost completely focused on doping and anti-detection.
>>69319704
I don't think he comes out to that any more. Shame, because him coming out to that would give me goosebumps every time.
Kek
>>69319719
oh yeah and doo ho choi is fighting this week but i for get which card
>>69319636
None of them, you weirdo.
>>69319726
Kek forgot that Chad Mini Mendes also got popped.
>>69319720
how is it a freudian slip when he's literally reading off his phone from joe silva saying who wants to fight
>>69319065
Sorry DC. Still gonna make SUCC jokes about you though brah.
>>69319694
Nah, stomach make no sense to me. Insulin, maybe? But surely not big injection marks from it.
>>69319704
>Fedor
>GOAT
pick one
>>69319704
this would make me cum
>>69319654
Doom submission.
>>69319736
lmao my nigga...
Some of you are allright, don't go to Jeff Novitski's house tomorrow.
>>69319736
His veins are just overflowing with all kinds of roids. How do you even take pride in this? He looks like a balloon.
>>69319704
>fog fills the arena as the GOAT walks out for one final war
>>69319753
Unfortunately you can't talk like this on /heem/.
>>69319704
>>69319731
I prefer this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8NHBxJL4D4
>>69319748
It's a subcutaneus injection site. There's only so much you can process as a natural person, however if you take insulin the food you eat becomes much more valuable and you maximize the benefits of the carbohydrates and protein you eat. It also increases a peptide hormone that your body produces
leave him to me
>>69319764
blacked
>>69319736
100% natty just like Jones!
#hardwork #dedication
>>69319764
How is this shit higher than Edgar vs Aldo?
>>69319523
Based Christian Bale to the rescue.
>>69319704
do you really think Anderson Silva could ko Cormier?
>>69319332
>Belts don't matter
They're literally the only thing that matter.
Gayguard better not be getting the call. Lost a lot of people money on here.
so jacksons is basically confirmed to be a drug den now
are there any clean camps anymore
>>69319775
brocked
>>69319760
Wow could you be any more jealous? You're just bitter because he's a musclebeast and you're sitting in your undies snacking on Tim Tams!
DC VERSUS CABO BEACH NICK DIAZ
CONFIRMED
>overheem
>arlovski
>gay jesus
>jones
yup
>>69319786
I like how GSP left right when the sport was getting clean and then pretended it was because he wanted the sport to get clean.
He has no excuse not to fight now that anderson and jones got popped.
>>69319786
AKA
>>69319786
ATT
>>69319786
R V C A
V
C
A
G Y M
Y
M
Is heroin a PED?
>>69319783
>anderson silve
>the GOAT
nah m8
>>69319791
Wtf is a timtam and how many come in a supersized order?
>>69319703
>No really guys, THIS time it will be great!
>Remember folks USADA / UFC deal lets the UFC fine athletes up to $500k for doping breach. This Jon Jones development may test those waters
cunt will hang himself
>>69319784
If they did why is Conor rematching Nate @170 instead of defending his belt against Edgar?
>>69319798
He literally got beat up by a roided Hendricks. He'll come back when the money is right. He's too old to be a champ anymore unless it's picking the MW belt off of Bisping's carcass
>>69319767
How about you quote that post, reddit fag.
>>69319804
The entire enterprise makes me wonder what is in the cup.
>>69319804
Why does she have such bad skin?
Does she not know about sunscreen?
>>69319811
Nate is the current McGregorbelt Champion.
>>69319767
Why inject in such an obvious location?
>>69319815
I'm not writing a term paper faggot.
>>69319809
>get paid 10k/10k
>get fined 500k
>>69319801
kek, lawler is the biggest PED abuser in the sport lad
>>69319828
The reception of insulin is the fastest around the stomach area.
>>69319831
Wow what happened to innocent until proven guilty?
>>69319809
>Caring about fines
>Can't fight for two years
That's much worse 2bh.
>>69319830
Don't think Jones gets paid 10k/10k though half a million in fines is a hefty punishment even for someone like Mcgoof. Maybe Brock can help a nigga out instead of blowing it all on farming tools.
Jon's mom is diabetic remember
She had to have her leg amputated before the OSP fight
>>69319839
"""Tainted supplements""" happened. Nobody is ever guilty.
>>69319830
After having trained to fight for 4 months or so I cant see how anyone can do it as a career without PEDs. I was so busted up.
It's a no win situation. You either fight every 4 years like Dominic "Mr. Glass" Cruz or you try and make as good of a career as you can before you get caught.
Getting ready to put on a show, almost time ! #Killashaw #ufc200
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHjTgk-hijh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK6s-_cTDgQ
Daily reminder the Diaz brothers are the only 2 clean fighters in the UFC
#vegan
>mfw captcha is match 3 pictures of bicycles
>>69319850
What does Urijah think of Benavidez? He jumped ship hard
>>69319829
You don't even understand the post you stole.
>>69319848
So why do they need to cancel the fight if they aren't completely certain?
>>69319809
>fined 500k
>no income for 2 (T W O) years
jon on suicide watch
maybe cowboy will let him live at his fucking ranch for two years
>>69319850
He's about to get popped because of tainted onnit supplements
>>69319850
Is Joe B with TJ now? I totally missed that.
>>69319855
Urijah's got a new TAM family now. Paige. Cody. Andre. He doesn't need the old chumps anymore
>>69319849
Dudes at the turn 20th century like Harry Greb were fighting a hundred times a year in 40 round clinch fests m8. You're just a pussy.
h-help
>>69319808
The first fight had 3 great first rounds, you're just a dumbass
>>69319859
i keep thinking DC got a belly but how can someone that trains 4 hours a day can even have a belly
Finally going to bed. This news has kept me up for 4 hours, maybe it's all a dream and I can tell you all about it...Dammit Jon!
>>69319809
>his millionaire family will disown him and his bank accounts evaporated into thin air up his nose
>>69319868
this
blackstar playing too much league
>>69319856
Okay aspie, I'll use MLA format next time. Sorry for triggering you. Feel free to downboat the post.
>>69319873
He's not a body builder. He doesn't train for aesthetics.
>>69319852
Just a reminder they're best friends with and train with Gilbert Melendez and Jake Shields
They're no different
>>69319873
i train 2 hours everyday and i'm unironically considered 'chubby'
>>69319868
BASED JACK JOHNSON THE ORIGINAL BULL
KEKING WHITE MEN FOR THEIR WIMMENZ WHILE OTHER NIGGZ WHERE PICKING COTTON STILL
K Flo chattin shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNNgEZ_C2s0
>>69319871
This just happened to me too. Wtf. It said select all rivers and it was nothing, but roads.
Will JBJ go fight for Rizin or something? I'd like to see him beat up Fedor.
>>69319852
Lmao Conor's voice cracks because he's so shook when he screams "NOT ME"
>>69319868
Don't pretend fighting was the same back then. Jack dempsey would get rolled by fighters 30 pounds lighter than him today and unranked.
>>69319852
>only 2 clean fighters
>not Mark Hunt
>not Bisping
>not Roy Nelson
>>69319868
>literally permaheemed by fyting at the old age of 32(thrity-two[dos])
>>69319353
Hunt is gonna murder Lesnar.
>>69319883
Eh, no worries about grammar. Just comprehend what you regurgitate beforehand.
>>69319898
IM MAJOR AGAINST THAT YEH
>>69319900
Nigga, you said you got beat up just training for a couple of months. Who the fuck were you sparring? Sergey Kovalev?
Harry Greb wasn't a meme heavyweight btw. He fought people his own size.
>>69319804
two steroid abusers, ronda natty goat confirmed
>>69319766
Oхyeннo.
>>69319913
>MLA format
>grammar
Dude, you're pretty clearly retarded.
Where do we go from here?
>>69319896
His contract is frozen for 2 years and won't be released, it's 2 years he can't make money fighting, doubtful he lands many sponsors either.
>>69319887
literally how
unless you dont gain any mass
>>69319814
GSP is 32 years old.
>>69319413
>I think I'm leaning more towards Lesnar just due to the insane size difference
Hunt cunts weight to make 265.
>MemeLA
>Not IEEE style
>>69319934
>2 years
No, he'll blame supplements and get 6 months. He's on probation so the bigger deal is him possibly facing jail time since certain roids are illegal and he already has one strike.
>>69319917
>Nigga, you said you got beat up just training for a couple of months
I did. To be fair I hadnt done anything like that before in my life so maybe there ways to ease into it rather than just doing it all of a sudden in your late 20s. That being said it is fucking rough on your body. I cant see going out there and doing it over and over and then going in the ring and getting broken and then having to do it again without PEDs. Then you have to realize people you are fighting against will be using PEDs to not only fight better but recover quicker.
>>69319926
>quotations
>grammar
Checks out.
>>69319939
Weight and size aren't the same thing.
>>69319704
I want /asp/ to leave.
>>69319938
He fought through 3 generations of welterweights. A 32 year old hw might be practical.
>>69319955
>I lifted once
>My arms hurt after
>Therefore it's impossible for any human to lift without steroids
>>69319772
#1 p4p
>>69319953
>No, he'll blame supplements and get 6 months.
Doesn't work that easy, Romero blamed supplements and USADA went to a random drugstore, bought them and proved that they had unlisted banned substances. They had to prove his claims.
>>69319936
I eat a lot, not trash food, like regular food but a lot. And i don't lift, i just do BJJ.
>>69319974
He was sponsored by a company that got popped for spiking their supply m8.
>>69319460
>Steroids are illegal
Fuck America desu.
>> main event canceled because of alleged doping
>> replaced with a main event where a competitor had to get a usada violation in order to compete
wat
what's next for his career?
I mean half the people in UFC are roiding, why does only a small part of the get into trouble?
what if dc vs OSP?
>>69319859
This is kind of sick dude.
>>69320002
rehab
>>69319648
>gay niggers ain't even human baka
>>69319599
This. Imo, at this point, DC should ignore Jones and take fights more frequently while continuing to dominate. Eventually Jones will be chasing him
>>69319798
Yeah or he was legit about it.
>>69319544
He is though. Born and raised in Hounslow
>>69319960
His skeleton is think and wide. He is your classic Samoan.
>>69319689
it wasn't usada that silva popped under
fuckin bullshit man
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