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IT WAS ALL A DREAM
Welcome to The Lost Battalion
>>69319947
https://mobile.twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/750610214114594816
APOLOGIZE
>>69319965
Special Edition If I Did It and Knuckle Up when?
It's time for the PREMIER minds to make their mark on the landmark moment in MMA history
It's time for King Nate to cement himself as the GOAT mma journalist
Made a thread but didn't see this one. >>69319963
You beat me to it Canadia. Everyone shitpost over there to annoy the autist OP when this one is full.
>coke head
>'roider
>drunk driver
He's gonna start killing kids next brehsq
>>69319968
>I lifted once
>My arms hurt after
>Therefore it's impossible for any human to lift without steroids
I am not talking about DOMS
I am talking about all of the injuries that comes with training to fight. Getting sprains are the best possible outcomes but fuck if you arent going to tear ligaments and break bones. It's no wonder why so many people get injured in training camps right before big fights. Those type of injuries can cost you your entire career. Its not something I would risk if I was them. I'd piss hotter than mark coleman in burka
>>69319991
This is correct, i dont think there's a single fighter out there anyways that would bank on the hope that their opponent is clean and won't knock their heads off
Wonder boy
Alexander Gustafsson @AlexTheMauler 57s
With the right terms, I am ready to jump on a plane, my bags are packed. @danawhite @lorenzofertitta @dc_mma @ufc
>>69319999
What a damn shame, he'll be booked as the next big superstar then the pedophilia scandals will be revealed
Sad!
>2/5 of my boys have gotten BTFO in a month
War Rory
War Jones
>>69320016
What is this pedo meme?
>>69320007
>I can ask for a ludicrous amount of money. If they don't pay me I look like a champ for offering to fight and if they do pay me IM RICH BITCH
>>69320007
does he have a fetish for getting cucked in front of the world or something?
>>69320028
2-3 Rory fans talking nonsense
>>69320028
>>69320036
probably because he calls himself boy despite being 31
>>69320025
>Jon Jones was one of his boys
>>69320036
come to think of it thompson does look the part kek
Cormier has the right to accept a gimme fight, it's 2 fucking days.
>>69320040
Could've sworn there was some story syndicating at one point about how Wonderboy's father got caught having sex with an underaged chick many years ago
Whats next for his career?
>>69320034
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
>>69320057
HEEM 1
>>69320057
Rizin
>>69320016
Jewish lies
>>69320042
>>69320042
>>69320042
>>69320042
>>69320057
memefight vs fedor next year @ EFN
How long until he becomes a sex offender
Dana should probably have Wonderboy on standby for the next few weeks just in case, you know.....
>>69320057
comeback story part II ...3? People will forget this and cheer for him again as long as he keeps winning. They didnt care he ran into a pregnant lady. Why would they care he did steroids
Anyone else more excited for claudia vs JJ than any fight on 200?
Is he Reverse-Cormier?
>> Jon Jones will cut for anabolic steroids
>> debuts on M-1 global
>> DC leaves ufc to fight on M-1 card
>> GOT LHW fight ensues unimpeded
cap this
>>69320059
Jail
Patrol violation
>>69320057
bumfights
>>69320098
For sure kill yourself
>>69320102
*vibrates fingers into eye sockets*
>>69320057
becoming a pincushion for prison gang cock
>>69320059
>>69320034
Say what you want by Gus but he is the best at making other people have great highlight reels/career defining fights
>>69320098
i just want to watch them "fuck" so bad
claudia is obviously the sub and jj is dom
>>69320114
>yfw jon joins a prison gang
>and it's the aryan brotherhood
>Wake up
>Jon is out
Should have never woke up
>>69319947
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY...
>>69320113
*helicopter noise starts*
>>69320121
i think they are both naturally dominant personalities and will bring that energy to the bedroom. instead of a clear dom and sub they will be constantly jockeying for position, rolling each other over and wriggling about.
>>69320127
>wake up
>jon is out
>shitpost on heem
>I have work in 4 hours
>>69320127
>israel
>"Should have never woke up"
You are god damn right
>>69319947
in a non-meme order, what are the 5 most reputable MMA organizations in terms of talent
I'd rank it as:
UFC
Bellator
ONE
WSOF
M-1
is this correct? or am I horribly misguided?
>>69320129
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH HEEM
>>69320131
*uses the meme force to go back in time to drive that 8 wheeler into Cormier's car*
>>69320138
DO NOT BULLY GREATEST ALLY
>>69320129
EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYEEESSSSS
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
>>69320057
vs Dada5000
>>69320057
apparently he can fuck up as much as he wants and they'll give him another chance in 3-6 months because he said "he's sorry"
i don't know how many times jon is going to fuck up a card before they tell him to fuck off to lellator or whatever
>>69320157
as long as he is a draw they will never get rid of him. People love jon jones. People booed DC and cheered for Jon because he is the better fighter. People dont care about character traits. They say they do. They don't.
>>69319986
Maybe if you'd put news or links in yours to give people a reason to consider it the "official" one, but you didn't, now did you?
>>69320142
GET UP
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>69320172
Who is this tripfaggot casual and why is he here
>>69319947
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
Have any washed up cans stepped forward yet? Should learn from russian promoters and bring a homeless person.
>>69320185
haha, welcome to hell m8
>>69320150
*eats Popeye's so fast gets sent back in time to stop himself from getting in the car that day*
>>69320180
DIG
BURY ME
>>69320172
yup, when mcgroobs was unbeatable he was "fun", "unique", "the irish muhammed ali"
when he lost to diaz he became the shittalking potato man
same for honda, aldo, GSP, and penn: they stopped being dominant, and the massed stopped caring
Fuck Jon Jones desu lads
i'm /dc/ now
OH THE IRONING...THE FUCKING IRONING
>>69320189
Fedor wanted it, but he couldn't afford a plane ticket.
>>69320028
it's because he teaches kids hahahaha xD so he's a pedo xD :P
>Cormier enters the cage waiting for his mystery opponent.
>The lights go down
>this music hits
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>yfw he returns
>>69320220
>it aint me starts playing
>>69320189
Let's come up with some fights for Cormier and send them to Dana. We need to save this card guys.
Daniel Cormier vs. Rich Piana
Daniel Cormier vs. Hodge Twins in a handicap match
Daniel Cormier vs. Bisping
Daniel Cormier vs. Gay Guard
Daniel Cormier vs. CM Punk
Daniel Cormier vs. Gus : Blacked 2 Return of the Black
Daniel Cormier vs. Roy Nelson in a cake and chicken wing eating competition with Joey Chestnut as the special guest referee.
>>69320210
>he wasn't with dc from the start
What the fuck
>>69320232
I'm a boyhopper
>>69320229
daniel cormier vs his own weight in cake
A man robbed of his succ
>>69320211
>other fighters stop taking roids, lose a lot of mass, start losing fights badly
>jones keeps doing roids, cant lose any fights because hes not allowed to fight
I really do want to see what he has to say about this though. Most likely a denial or some bullshit cop out
>>69320229
Piana obviously
>>69320201
>My name is Daniel Cormier and i'm the fattest man alive, to the outside world i am the UFC LHW champion but secretly with the help of my friends at P.O.P.E.Y.E.S. Labs i succ dicc and fight other black wrestlers like me. I hunted down the man who scored a takedown on me but in doing so i made him take PEDs and get pulled from the fight, and i am the only one fat enough to stop him, i am the Succ.
>>69320232
indeed. I wanted to like jon jones so much since he was the GOAT and all. but I literally everything from his social media posts to his fight press conferences made me dislike him so much and think of him as an asshole. I was team dc as well and still am.
SUFFOCATION
FUUUUCK YOU JON JONEEEEESSSSS I FUCKING HATE YOU RUINING ANOTHER CARD
>>69320232
Are you forgetting that Cormier's testosterone ratios were also fucked at one point and he's a former Olympian (who couldn't make weight lololol). Dude is on mad roids and still got cucked HARD by based Jon
>>69320249
NO BREATHING
>>69320257
Yeah Cormier is a cheater too but Jones was fucking NFL-level using and had the best coaches in the world to help him cheat. It's refreshing and amazing that he got caught somehow.
lads I'm about 220 now, how quickly can I cut down to 205?
>The ____MAIN EVENT_____ of UFC200 is now a NON TITLE FIGHT between a fat guy with a shit record and quite literally a mandrama, who also has a shit record, but is a "draw" because wwe
UFC is such a pile of shit these days
Make Lauzon vs Sanchez main event desu lads
>>69320257
He had 8% deviation of normal T/E ratios, Victor Conte said that's nothing alarming at all, and is normal
Jon Jones had 80% (30% is when to be alarmed according to Conte)
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631
>>69320275
what the fuck is your source mate?
>>69320284
>Not making Edgar vs. Aldo 2 the main event.
Wait... whats happening? i just got up... No Jon Jones for UFC 200?
What happened this time? is he being a nigger again?
>>69320298
Popped by USADA, substance not disclosed yet
>>69320257
you need to go to bed L-O you're dad can't smash some trailer trash with you up all night shitposting.
jon jones is like a movie star that keeps making shitty movies after a few block buster. he won't recover from this and he'll be forever known as the guy that took PED's to fight a guy he already beat. OSP was too much for him and he's literally succ-ing his own careers dick. that dick has finally dried up and fell off in an alley.
is Jones UFC version of Balotelli?
>>69320284
The fight is indeed lackluster but your lack of respect for Hunto is dissapointing
I don't understand how UFC """""fans"""""" actually put up with every single big fight getting cancelled due to injury or some other reason like this.
what a fucking joke lmao
>>69320297
Will Aldo do his usual slowdown in the 4th and 5th?
>>69320298
Hva skjer.
Yes and yes.
>>69320284
It's still a really solid card obv but this is the worst main event for a PPV in years.
>>69320245
*siphons out the succforce*
IT WAS ME, DANNY!
>>69320298
yes. absolutely for being a fucking nigger.
>>69320312
I know, I apologise breh. I do love Hunto but I'm thoroughly rustled at the moment and that's just what it is on paper. I hope he visciously heems Brock so horribly that Brock never wants to come back.
>>69320309
Based Gus
>>69320257
http://m.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631
>implying jones hasnt been roided up since the beginning
>yeah, i have the testosterone levels of a 6 year old chinese girl, thats just how i am
>well this shit is way off from normal, but ok, go ahead and keep fighting, nothing to see here
>>69320317
Yes, if Edgar hasn't KO'd him from Conor cracking the chin
DC tried to warn us. He told us that Jones hasn't and will never change.
We trusted a drug addict to headline the biggest even in MMA history and he failed us yet again. How many more times will Dana let him fuck us?
This must be what it feels like to find out your drug addict cousin stop your rent for the month
i just woke up, sober, employed and ready to train.
Fuck you, Jon Jones.
>>69320307
No, Jones actually achieved a lot.
>>69320304
>>69320318
Oh for fucks sake.... i was looking forward to Daniel getting a shot at that dick...
hahahhahahahahah
DC must be thanking God right now
>>69320319
is it just this one burger doing this forced piana memein'?
Lads, lets just concentrate on the fights that are coming up. There will be memes.
>>69320309
PLS DANA LET THE GUS BECOME CHAMPION
Jon jones is doing a press conference for the media in about 7 bongs. Not sure if it is going to be streamed online or not.
USADA was a mistake.
How can I blame the Jews for this?
>>69320350
me too bro, we /succ/ posted to much and made a 28 year old man, get on PED's to avoid a GnTP. (Ground and throat pound) DC's Signature move.
>>69320364
>USADA was a mistake.
USADA was never my boys - Dana White
>>69320352
Are you really this autistic you balkanic faggot?
>>69320352
Fuck off mountain nigger, my boy is devastated. If Jones gets a ban then DC will be 40 and probably retire never getting to avenge a loss. A permanent itch that can't be scratched
>>69320352
yeah he must be so happy not getting paid milions
>>69320375
>GnTP. (Ground and throat pound) DC's Signature move.
I'm in fucking tears
>>69320319
>/heem/ posters
>>69320337
To be fair they did test it thoroughly, that being said those low test levels were probably from Jon off a big cycle
>>69320371
they probably own some rival company that organizes MMA events and wanted to fuckup ufc200 for the fans
fucking jews
>>69320386
>>69320390
>>69320392
DC's my boy aswell you faggots, its just that he's the underdog here
>>69320392
Millions? You know if your name isnt McGregor youre lucky to make 500k right?
is picture related jon jones right now?
So now Jon is probably going to be suspended until Daniel hangs up his gloves...
Its a sad day for memes
wish you had me now dana, a meme 1-off fight to headline ufc's biggest event in years, wat a joke
>>69320411
>mainheadline of 200 with wwebait on card not getting millions
you know youre a dumb fuck right?
>>69320411
Hendo made more than that in 199. 800k I think
Google it nerdo
>>69320411
Headlining one of their biggest cards with PPV points would give him millions.
>>69320421
He skipped the press conferences to avoid the USADA hammer
>Hunto and Lesnar now main eventing
>a prize fight that doesn't even factor into title contention
>While Dos Anjos is risking his belt on a FIGHT PASS stream
Wowzers.
>>69320431
From what the fighters say, everyone gets paid more when Brock is on the card.
Feel, bad for DC.
>>69320352
if dc was your boy you'd be disappointed he didn't get to fight JCJ. you dumb fuck, this was the best and biggest ufc card in a long time. DC is my boy forever. and you aren't even worth my debut at heem 1. .
Just put RDA Alvarez on 200 as well
>mfw usada got it wrong
would dana take them for all their money or can usada not be held accountable
Why did Jon just stick to cocaine or crack... at least they let him fight high
>USADA Really Did A Number On Some Of These Guys
69 hours for dayna to figure out what do
>>69320494
Just the hue hue's
well nothing left to do but have a wank and go to bed
>watching TV just trying to get my mind off what just happened
>UFC 200 commercial
>Daniel Cormier vs Jon Jones 2, on PPV
SHUT IT DOWN DANA FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JUST CANCEL EVERYTHING, SELL SELL SELL
DC shouldn't take a fight
Fuck feeling sorry for DC, I'm more mad at Jones for ruining my plans Saturday night..
>>69320494
jon " if i do the coke they win" jones
>>69320352
Did you not see his face? He is the saddest of them all.
Time isn't on his side. People will forever label him paper champ just because jon jones can fuck up his way out of fights for years
>>69320431
Well why dont one of you explain how that works than.
If the highest reported payday in UFC history is to McGregor for 1 million, how are ANY of the other guys making "millions"? Over time they might amass that much from business and ad deals, but from one PPV they arnet getting shit. McGregor is the only one with PPV shares that mean shit. Face it these guys are in the poor house compared to regular athletes and boxers
>>69320421
Ice cold Dana
Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong?, would it be right?
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And I'm contemplating suicide
>>69320525
Mcgregor reportedly got 10 million for 196. Diaz got multiple millions as well. you're an idiot.
>mfw I just woke up
>>69320511
He absolutely should. There isn't a single person you can't be prepared for after training to fight Jon Jones.
Not to mention DC doesn't have the ability to sit and wait. He is well past his prime and every month his abilities are declining. Look at how fast Anderson/Fedor fell off the face of the earth.
Anderson relied on speed and reflexes and memes but still your late 30s are not the place where you want to be passing up fights for a later date.
>>69320525
Champions get PPV points, which is a percentage of the PPV sales, so on a card like this which would've sold a lot he would've made a lot of money besides his regular payout.
I honestly don't even care that much Jon got pulled. Still more fights than my brain can handle this weekend and I wasn't expecting a much different fight from Jon and DC than their first one.
>>69320525
This. Even a jobber on the WWE roster makes atleast 400k a year and he's not actually getting his ass beat to get it...
>>69320548
Challengers do as well from what I've heard. I read Anthony Johnson got 500K for LOSING to DC.
>>69320533
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>69320577
I WEAR THIS CROWN OF SHIT
>>69320567
Well. They're getting their ass beat by flopping around on the floor rather than a person maliciously punching them.
>>69320548
Yeah, he would have, my point is people talking about "millions" of dollars have no idea what fighters actually get paid. Very few of these guys are worth even a million dollars.
>>69320220
my dick would be hard
Has your sister ever beaten you in a fight when you were kids? What did it feel like?
jon jones fans
defend yourselves
>>69320602
>yeah, I mean I was totally wrong but I'm still right guys
You're an idiot.
Wait..... Jon Jones is still on probation... and roids are illegal...does this mean he could be going to jail?
Can't wait for the 202 presser bants
>>69320309
Alex vs DC was an underrated fight, I would enjoy a rematch
>>69320627
In Nevada? Roids are illegal?
>>69320615
It was an accident
>>69320561
Yeah but I wanted DC to win
>>69320615
HE'S STILL THE GOAT
>>69320644
Then you should be glad Jon isn't fighting.
>>69320627
you dont go to jail for one positive drug test on probation
Also you dont go to jail for positive drug tests from other places. The officer has to be the one administering the test. They also dont test for steroids. It's PCP, Benzo, THC, Opiates, Cocaine
>>69320616
The the fucking idiot, you dope. YES he stands to lose money, it is NOT anywhere near MILLIONS OF DOLLARS is my fucking point you fucking puss-spewing syphilitic gash
>>69320627
>roids
>2016
Lel. Probably got popped for GH or GH peptides. Nobody takes roids except for literally retarded Brazilians in 2016.
>>69320644
Cormier was a mental wreck. That "life and death" shit is a horrible mental attitude to have going into a fight. He would've gotten stomped.
>>69320650
HE'S STILL THE GOAT TO ME, DAMNIT.
>>69320656
>being this dumb
At least youre confident in your stupidity lol
>>69320615
I made this
>>69320663
this is good.
every square will probably be marked by this time tomorrow
>>69320528
that's pretty brutal, but this face says differently
dana wishes he had the golden goobs back right now
>Jones is cleared
>is allowed to fight straight away
>headlines 202 to further piss of McGoob
All part of Dana's plan.
>>69320309
I don't think DC likes white cocks
What if it comes out tomorrow USADA was wrong?
>>69320678
there is literally no fighter current or past in MMA that headlines over Goobz
>>69320689
we'd know the boss got to them
>>69320661
Then prove me wrong you old-world nigger!
>>69320701
Big Fertitta? You mean papa Fertitta? Ari Emanuel? The Feng Wang Gang?
>>69320678
THIS. It's obvious Dana wants DC vs Jones 2 moved to 202
>>69320689
They arent wrong. They dont just see the positive markers and run down the hall to call dana. They took this long to make sure they were absolutely correct.
They most likely ran that test on Jones sample dozens of times knowing who he was.
It's going to be as close to 100% certain as possible.
>>69320704
>highest reported payday in UFC history is to McGregor for 1 million
This is objectively wrong, idiot
There you go, lol
do bisping and mousasi get title shots or nah?
>>69320711
Frankie Three Sticks bro
>>69320718
hopefully Gus gets it
>>69320696
McGregor has a lot of interest from casuals in the same way that Mayweather does, but you underestimate how many mandrama faggots there are that will buy any PPV with Brock on it
Literally what the fuck is he going to say at the press conference? Is he going to displace blame? Is he going to go full actor and apologize and start crying? What could he possibly say that would change anything for the better?
>>69320747
>tainted supplements
>>69320747
Tainted GAT supplements
>dc walks out to octagon
>waiting around for an opponent
>arena goes dark
>this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg
>yfw
>>69320735
Gus wouldn't make 205 on two days notice, would be a catch weight
>>69320717
SHOW ME ONE REPORT OF MCGREGOR GETTING PAID BY THE UFC FOR MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS
THIS IS LITERALLY COMMON KNOWLEDGE
PPV SHARES ARE LITERALLY COMMON KNOWLEDGE
YOU ARE LITERALLY SO CERTIFIABLY FUCKING RETARDED ITS MAKING MY BRAIN BLEED OUT
Jon.....you were supposed to bring balance to UFC 200
Not destroy it
>dc walks out to the octagon
>waiting for an opponents
>arena goes darks
>this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OPiSAPPSA0
>>69320747
when does this conference start?
>>69319947
HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES
LIKE OPEN DOORS
>>69320752
>i-it was only creatine, i s-swear....
>>69320772
from my point of view the USADA are evil
>>69320770
Go to sleep
>wake up
>see news
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>jones tests positive is out of UFC200
>jones tests positive after UFC200
which one you prefer?
>>69320747
>I apologize to my fans, the UFC, and most importantly my family for this situation. I don't have the full details yet but I take full responsibility for whatever may result. I am a clean athlete and I have never /knowingly/ taken anything in my life. This does not excuse any results from my urine sample. I will be working closely with the USADA to clear this up if possible and have given them full access to everything I have been eating and using. I know everyone wanted to see me beat up on the pussy over there for 25 minutes again so I have to resign to the fact I have disappointed some of you. I just wanted to say that I will never make this mistake again and I am still in a learning phase in my life...
you get the drift.
>>69320785
THEN YOU ARE TRULY LOST
Is anybody interested in this?
>>69320795
after honestly. I wanted to see this fight and I am so far past the fairytale notion that athletes are clean.
>>69320807
no that would suck
Bisping has a belt to defend
>>69320807
Dc would jusy ragdoll him for 5
>>69320807
>Bisping heeemd DCs fucktoy
>DC is out for revenge
They could sell it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Jqg_anUX8
GET IN HERE LOL
Post yfw you hear this
https://youtu.be/6K07yVtzioI
>dc walks out to octagon
>waiting around for an opponent
>arena goes dark
>this hits
https://youtu.be/yaS3vaNUYgs?t=10s
post yfw
wonder what conor will have to say about all this
>>69320807
DC has the greatest chin in MMA unfortunately, no cheeky KO's from the bonglord
>>69320760
>Not this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg9XCmcrk2k
>>69319947
I USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE
>UFC 200 "supercard"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This shit will be boxing in a few years. What a fucking lmao.
>>69320807
>>69320822
I like this. Bisping heems DC and becomes the undisputed Natty Goat of all tyme.
Believe you me.
>>69320747
If you watch his interviews he has a kind of nasal puberty-ish voice now a days much like Anderson Silva.
Women like Gadehla get permanently deeper voices bcuz their physiology changes, but men get incredibly unstable test levels and therefore lighter, teen-esque voices.
Someone also pointed out this article on Sherdog: http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631
Quote:
"Typically without using drugs with black males, 50 to 150 would be the normal range [for testosterone], compared to Jon Jones came back his highest level was 4.9. Even on the low end he’s only got 10 percent of that. It’s really, really low,” Conte continued. “It wasn’t just that one time. The first part of December when he tested again the second time it’s still relatively low. Those are in my opinion just highly suspicious, very, very low levels.”
This was before 183, I think it's safe to say that he might have been juicing hard this whole time.
>>69320834
by god, it's 5 breakfast mcgreggor, could such a thing even be possible
Had to unfollow Gegard because of all of his Twitter spam.
>>69320852
at least boxing never made some shitty attempt to go legit and fuck up fights
give boxing credit, when fights are signed, they usually happen
>>69320854
i would stop watching mma cause nothing will ever be able to top that.
fuck lads
>wake up
>start reading thread I left open when I fell asleep
>see the screenshot
>assume it's a joke
>why are so many people going along with it
>it's real
>spend next hour reading the past threads
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
fuck USADA man
>>69320854
>heems DC
might be impossible. DC ate shots from Hendo and Rumble and beat both of them
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF HAPPENED?
FUCK USADA YOU CUNTS! NO ONE CARES ABOUT STEROIDS
>getting cucked by a black man
god damnit jon jones, I didn't even get to prep you.
>>69320860
people wanted to pretend that wasn't evidence just because conte couldn't precisely tell you what jones was using.
>>69320850
SALT-N-PEPA & HEAVY D UP IN THE LIMOUSINE
>main event is 3 rounds
le crying laughing face emoji.
At least we get to see this bounce around
>tfw fights start tonight
Fuck Jon jones
>drop Jones off the card because of USADA violation
>replace with roided Bork who has a USADA exemption
>the 'sport' of MMA.
fb.com/mmafighting/videos/10154383634844479/
>>69320878
Yup, he knew though, this really shouldn't have been a surprise to anyone.
>>69320890
>implying hunt and lesnar is going to go any longer than 2
>>69320585
>Pobresito
>sito
>s
jesus
>>69320904
I like your username
>"hurr durr only brazilians do PEDs"
>frank mir, chad mendes, fucking JON JONES in the past like 3 weeks
they're all on fucking steroids
>>69320411
Literally said that he was getting seven figures for 200
>>69320912
YOU'RE ON STEROIDS
>mma tards think their athletes are natural
TOP FUCKING KEK
you're deluded and misinformed, you fucking retards
90% of them are on drugs, the only people who fail drug tests are the retards
there's a reason drug testing is called an iq test, the only people who fail are the ones who time their drug us incorrectly
>Leasner saves UFC
LMAO
>>69320912
Not based Bisping buddeh
>>69320917
I'M NOT ON STEROIDS YER ON STEROIDS YEH
OK lads
Who should DC fight?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10686927
http://www.strawpoll.me/10686927
>>69320921
we have actually random testing, and have had it for 3 years, with superior usada testing for a year
what's your so called sport got, if it isn't college wrestling or pro judo I doubt it compares
>>69320798
ur writing it for him right now aren't you
give us the inside deets cunt
>wake up, Daniel. It's all over.
>>69320934
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10686927
stipe would be great, in other circumstances
OUR GUY HAS SPOKEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGLWMMw4f50
GET OFF THE GAS, GET ON THE GREENS
>>69320934
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10686927
PIANA
>>69320895
He was exempted from a four month waiting period to be booked, not from being tested. He's been tested several times.
>They make it a triple threat for the LHW title with Bork and Hunt
>DC defends takedown from Bork
>Hunt drops a bomb on him while he's distracted and heems him
>Bork does a legit F5 on an unconscious DC
Your reaction?
>>69320921
>time their use incorrectly
>subject to random testing 24/7
How do you time it "correctly" under those circumstances?
>>69320951
JAN JOWNES
>>69320890
fucking when is this fight going to happen? Its not on fight night 90, its not on ufc 200? soooo?
>>69320934
Bisping just for the lulz, who gives a fuck anymore
>>69320976
Tomorrow night, goof
Nate tried to warn us. We did listen tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cylCa53-2cw
Post some Meisha bunda
>>69320976
TUF finale friday night
>>69320979
Imagine the bants if he swooped in and took the LHW title on 3 days notice from another AKA cunt
>>69320976
Friday, the Tuf finale
Guys, Jones had Lipohypertrophy marks on his abs at the St. Preux fight. He's never ever had it before in his career and this is around the time he started lifting heavy. His S&C training partner has the same marks. Lipohypertrophy marks are essentially a small bump that occurs under the skin after an injection, usually insulin or hgh. To avoid them becoming bigger it's advised to rotate the injection site, hence why in the second picture there are 3 visible injection site marks. There is 0 reason for those marks to be there other than from injections.
We should have known.
>>69320988
No, post Claudia bundao
Imagine if they announce Diaz vs Mcgregor as the mainevent for 200 at the presser today.
>this was the plan all along
>>69320989
dude I am a Silva fanboy but if that happened I would lmao for all eternity. it would be quite the fucking story. but I do see DC ragdolling him. but just if...
>>69320992
he's always had major gyno too
The excuses begin
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/7/12115520/manager-jones-not-even-close-to-doping-will-address-ufc-200-removal-at-press-conference
>>69320992
Sadik is a bodybuilder you mong and doesnt work with jones
>>69320992
and, you know, his extremely suspicious test levels around the first DC fight...
for some reason everyone decided to forget about that tho
>>69320987
>conor with that armstrong level steroid denial
>>69320911
no you don't
you think it's from that shitty bowie album or w/e
I have been having this for a decade now
>>69321011
dindu nuffin
>>69320950
Yeah, if he weren't already scheduled for the Ohio card it would've been great. Possibility for DC to become two div champ
I'm not a big fan of the MWs stepping up, I feel like it would be too easy for DC to just ragdoll them to death
Latifi is competitive but imagine if he becomes champ.. JUST
I wouldn't mind seeing Gus rematch but it probably won't happen
>>69321018
Filtered :^)
I would rather see Gus vs DC II than JBJ vs DC II. Was a much better fight.
>>69321011
we don't even know the circumstances yet, he could literally have been pinned for a substance they made illegal on june 17
we dont know shit yet
>>69321018
yeah you got me, i dont.
>>69321035
>yfw it's meldonium
>>69321036
It's because he's from Ghana
>post yfw you wake up tomorrow and the fight is back on
>>69321035
did USADA update their banned list that recently
we'd hear about it, I think.
Who /numb/ here?
>>69321042
is everyone in Ghana a tripfag?
>>69321034
Agreed lad, that fight was fun
>>69321011
USADA be Rayciss n sheeit
>>69321046
I wish I didn't wake up this morning
The Americans are going to start waking up any minute now
Do it for the memes, Dana
>>69321045
they give you months of warning too, just saying though, we don't know shit yet
>conors face when he heard the news
>>69321065
mfw Bisping becomes the first two division champ in history.
>>69320993
I'd eat her cupcake if you know what I be sayin'
>>69321063
Heem is full of neets. Most of these bums won't be awake for another 6 bongs.
>>69321074
he'll get wrestle fucked into oblivion
>>69321075
she's a good baker?
>>69321065
Michael "The Count" Bisking P4P #1, GOAT in the year 2016.
make it happen
>>69321080
I think you would be surprised
>>69321077
>>69321063
when did the news break, like 9 pm et?
>>69321080
>"Ay. It's enough. Stop doubting me, you muppets"
UFC should fuck off usada do what the fuck they want.
who else unironically hates brock lesnar with passion
>>69321093
MIKEY
Post yfw Bisking KOs DC stiff
>>69320309
>mfw if he loses again
Gus please just fucking win
>>69321093
I think Mike would be surprised. I think DC would fuck him up
>>69321092
bisbing is the only way i'll be buying this card
who /hype/ for Khalil?
>>69321093
>>69321065
How do we meme this into existence?
Jon Jones already considering other career oppurtunities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4BoTqxR9Lk
Whats the fastest an most painless way to kill my self?
>>69321094
Nah it was after midnight east coast time.
I'll never forget where I was. I saw the ufc post about brock being the new main event on facebook right as it got posted and then I checked here and someone had linked the brett okamoto tweet.
>>69321098
nevada is involved apparently
>>69321106
>mfw
>>69321074
You may have heard of someone named hendo
>wake up AKA, the natty GOAT is here
>>69321103
What did he do to you.
>>69321127
Get in a fight with Schaub. That guy is a certified killer.
>>69320935
random drug testing sounds amazing doesnt it, kinda falls apart when you factor in the fact a fighter gets tested twice in 6 months
and youre taking drugs that are in and out your system in 6 hours
only on days you train
the odds are stacked in your favor
>>69321131
believe you me he means at the same time
>>69321119
>wanting to see Cormier ragdoll Bisping for 5 rounds
Bizbing cant even handle middle weight wrestlers why would he fight a *light*heavyweight wrestler
>>69321147
This is sadly true.
>>69321133
is there enough time for a presser? bisping needs to get dc shook first
Could the Keto Kid make 205 in a day? He's been looking lean as fuck lately and is actually a terrible style matchup for DC.
>>69321103
I dont hate him per say, but he does come across as a textbook unlikeable bully
>>69321139
This.
>tfw Schaub will never D'arce you into eternal slumber
>>69321103
He's a nice enough guy and a responsible white member of society. What's there to hate?
>>69321147
I would pay to see that
Why is everyone mad at Jones? If DC hadn't bitched out when the fight was ORIGINALLY scheduled, we would have seen it already and Jones probably wouldnt have gotten caught.
This is all DC's fault.
>>69321157
>bisping needs to get dc shook first
He only needs 11 minutes buddeh.
>>69321158
Papa Rogan wont let him
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/731700094278361090
>>69320057
Released then go to Bellator.
>>69321178
or just go to weighins with a jon jones mask on, 5 seconds 2ez
>>69321157
>i knocked out his training partner and I'll knock him out too
>believe you me
>>69321147
Half his fights are at LHW.
BRING FUCKING GSP IN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69321147
It's literally David v Goliath booking that ppl will pay to see, not as much as they would DC v Jones 2 but it's the next best thing on short notice
Lads I tell you what, Tatiana Suarez from TUF looks like she can be future champ. Probably already has the best wrestling in the division.
I'm glad this "Jones is GOAT" meme is dead now he is confirmed drug cheat.
His only finishes in the last 5 years are washed up MW, Sonnen and Belfort.
NATTY IS GOD
ROID FAGS WILL ALWAYS LOSE
YOUR HEART QUITS THEN YOUR PISS STINKS
YOU CANT BEAT THE HEART OF A NATTY BRO
>>69321202
fuck off, most boring champ ever
Fresh inside the octagon
https://youtu.be/BCPiYb4yx7k
>>69321115
Khalil is a bro tier nigger, honorary white man
>>69321218
>people forget tim Sylvia existed
>people forget sean sherk existed
Do you guys think the embedded cameras caught the moment Jones found out?
what fight deserves to be bumped up to the main?
>>69321252
DC is white too IMO
>>69321106
Would actually like this more than DC/JJ 2
>>69321265
Aldo v RDA superfight.
>tfw you could natty BTFO these roidfraud bitches
>>69321133
NATTY GOAT BISKING WILL BECOME 1ST SIMULTANEOUS DOUBLE TITLE HOLDER IN UFC HISTORY..
>>69321260
I was just thinking about that too. I doubt they'll show Jons reaction but they have to include this in the episode somehow.
>Fury/Klitschko 2 is off
>DC/JJ 2 is off
this weekend was supposed to be the GOAT combat sports weekend now its just a nice meme
thats some heavyweight-bullshit m8
this card is crap now
Lads, it's still a good card!
>>69321290
Then has superfight against GSP and destroy him too.
>>69321265
Dilly vs Assuncao probably.
Why is Mighty Mouse ducking Brock Lesnar again?
Plot twist... They Bring in Fedor to fight DC
post yfw
they need to call in gus to save it, its a more even fight desu and was more entertaining than jones vs dc
>>69321265
Cormier will still be on the main if he gets a replacement fight
>>69321265
Zingano/Pena.
Why are Americans such roidfrauds and Eternal Anglos like Mark Hunt and Bisping so natty and god tier?
Dont you Americucks have natural test? kek. Enjoy your synthetic cow test, faggot bitches
Who do we know are 100% not roiders? I say
Nate and Nick
TIm Kennedy
Roy
Who else?
>>69321297
>Least interesting matchup of the night is pulled
>this card sucks now
Jones was going to drag out a decision again, fucking blanket fight.
>>69321323
Hunto.
>>69321323
>TIm Kennedy
kek, he is on that untraceable military stuff though
>>69321318
>implying G-sot's dadbod wasn't the result of roiding gone wrong
>mousasi spamming twitter retweeting people asking for him to fight DC
jesus christ fuck off
>>69321323
tim kennedy is juiced to the gills
>>69321338
greeks will never be australian
mark hunt is white though
>>69321323
The King.
>>69321341
he is the most realistic option
>on weight
>full camp
>in Vegas
>fought at LHW before
>>69321323
Maki Huntooo
>>69321323
Cody Phister... His body looks like absolute dog shit
>>69321341
ufc fighters make diddly squat. Everyone knows this could be the only big pay check they ever get. I have never seen so many people so desperate to get beat before but they know it comes with a nice 6 figure sum for most and 7 figures for a couple.
>>69321323
Roy could be on gear
So could Nate and Nick
it's so difficult to tell man
I think you guys need to give Jon a break.
So we've all heard the news about Jon Jones being removed from the UFC 200 card, but people hear "USADA Doping violation" and get their panties in a bunch. Don't forget that Machida "failed" his test for a substance you could buy over the counter at walmart. Jones is probably innocent and given his recent improvements in his life, I see no reason to suspect that he is the kind of man who is capable of betraying the trust of other.
DC would of won by head kick as I predicted, but alas sometimes the things you want to see most get ruined by USADA testing. Jon Jones doesn't deserve the hate he gets on this board, you all need to calm down and thank him for his service.
>>69321323
the same way like baseball the only people I would say aren't roided is the ones with the chronic injuries that should be associated with training. I would say Ken Griffey and Dominic Cruz.
Cruz has probably given in and done PEDs now though.
>>69321323
the chris
i will fucking fight anyone who says our boy is on the gas
>>69321341
>painful reminder that Mousasi defeated Mark Hunt..
>>69321327
yeah mate im just pissed its still good fights there but that would be the highlight of my shitty week.
looking forward for valesquez vs. brown and aldo vs. edgar
>>69321381
shut up faggot
>>69321381
Machida's a roider too. So is anderson. Everyone's a roider except for a handful like the diaz bros and tim kennedy.
>>69321366
>he thinks roids magically make you aesthetic
laughingwhores.jpg
>>69321158
Hopefully yes, so DC can permaheem his ass out of our lives, and never heard from again
>>69321381
>would of
Opinion automatically discarded.
>>69319947
>>69319947
>>69319947
WIsh Jones would just OD already so we can forget this clump chump and he can take Dana with him as well.
Cormier would've wrecked him this time around considering he was allegdly doping against OSP and had that stinker of a performance.
>All dese roidfrauds are not very good performers - i'm glad I quit before testing became a real thing
>I will continue to not fight because I am ashame of fighters. Amen.
>dana calls nate diaz
>ups the pay if he will fight this weekend
>dana call mcgoober
>tells him he needs to fight this weekend
>make it public knowledge that diaz will fight anytime anywhere
>mcgoobers pride will make him say yes
mcgoober vs diaz 2 main event of 200
>>69321323
BARBARENA AKA MEME SLAYER
>>69321408
>DC beating Schaub
haha you cheeto fingered nerd. Schaub is an absolute nightmare matchup for DC. Schaub has some of the best TDD in the UFC, crisp boxing and world class jiu jitsu so even if Cormier takes him he will be in Schaub's world.
>>69321399
>tim kennedy.
kek
>>69321392
>>69321381
> DC would of won by head kick as I predicted
Is only bait why u heff tew be med
This guy would win every natty bodybuilding contest in the world wtf is he doing in the ufc......
really makes you think
>>69320028
>>69320028
Someone took a pic of Thompson in van that caters to kids that he teaches.
That started the van meme
Dana vs Jones as main event, Pride rules, both of them take ALL the steroids they have before the fight.
I give him one year until he kills a hooker or something like that in a coke induced murder suicide, or a car crash.
>>69320585
>Pobresito
That Ecuatorian education ladies and gentleman
>>69321462
that would have happened anyways
>>69321453
>>69321453
Didn't he say during deploymentsoldiers should do roids because it's about performing the best way possible in order to save lives?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3WZPxfHJaM
>>69321479
What's wrong with it? It reads like "poor boy" to me. I know the adjective is supposed to go after the noun.
Brock is clean and Jones is on PED's..... sorry i dont buy it for a second. Brock was sweating like crazy at the press conference...i think behind the scenes there is some other stuff going on... i think money talks...
>>69319947
think ufc is a gong show with titles changing hands a lot. lellator has 7 champs in it's 8 weightclasses, with only 3 total defenses, those 3; being 2 against 40 year olds, and one against a fighter from a lower weightclass
>>69320421
>>69320421
No one gives a shit about that potato meme anymore. Moreseo when loses to Nate again.
Even Leddit doesn't mention that sore loser leprechaun.
>>69321508
Oh nvm I see, she used an s instead of a c.
>>69321453
he has myostatin deficiency m8 look it up
>>69320470
>>69320470
>>69320470
FUUUUUUUUUU All buys from me then if that happens
UFC stealing angles from WWE again
Holy shit UFC 200 is offered in 4K for $69.95 on directv.
Jon Bones Jones @JonnyBones 23h
Can't let the bitter antagonist DC ruin the story
Well congratulations Jon, you get yourself caught. So what's the next step in your master plan?
>>69321510
Brock sweats a lot, I think it's just how he is. there's vids of him training and he's sweating buckets
>>69320525
>>69320525
Champs get PPV points. Brock on that card raises the PPV buys.
Plus Cormier would've fought Jones which would attract a good deal of buys just by themselves but this card is stacked and a huge payday for all the champs and fighters that have PPV points.
Most champs get PPV points. I think only Mighty mouse and RDA don't get points and settled for purse money as they don't draw much which sucks because RDA is a monster.
>>69321543
Crashing this company...
>>69321546
and he was wearing a 3 piece suit in las vegas
200 will do 500k, Dana will be fired and USADA will be shut down
Is he the natty king?
>>69321578
what mong thought it would be a good idea to get USADA in the UFC?
>>69321387
Chris is natty
Jesus is all he needs.
There's no bigger over hyped roid cheating nobody reach baby than John 'Americuck' Jones
Why not just let them all roid? If everybody is doing it already...
use this pic for the next thread
>>69320635
I wish Gus would have finished him. He still won 2,3,4.
>>69321601
dana got them roid fraud cable pull triceps going on
>>69321598
because it looks kinda bad for the sport when all their former stars start dying at 45 yrs old
>>69321582
no kabib will smesh him
>>69321598
As usual, Brazilians would go overboard and 5 of them would die in one night from heart complications. Stupid donkeys.
>>69321610
he got some whiskey from lorenzo
>>69321598
guess it makes the ufc look more legit, and less like a freak show, like wwe.
>>69320854
If that happens Bisbong will never shutup even to take a breath. He will forever yell at the top of his lungs day and night that he is the GOAT.
>>69321494
They should tbqh.
@ idiots who think Jon has violated parole
There are plenty of legal supplements that are banned by USADA. Failing a USADA drug test doesn't mean he did anything illegal.
>>69321046
me lad
Have been so excited this week, literally think the last time I was that excited was when I was under 10 years old and Christmas was approaching.
Fuck jones. They should give it to Gus, not just bin the fight slot entirely
>>69321453
>left arm looks like an atrophied baby arm compared to right
>winning bb comp
>>69321381
kek
where was this one from?
>>69321615
name one retired fighter that died because of roids
theres nothing wrong with roids even dana and lorenzo are juiced
>>69321639
Literally no one used the word parole ITT until you. Also Jones isnt even on parole.
You're the idiot, bud.
>>69321639
What if it's coke?
>>69321510
>>69321546
All bodybuilder sweat like that. It's all those muscles churning around.
It's like having a permanent parka on your body.
>>69321650
randdleman
>>69321657
that wasnt roids
>>69321653
usada only tests for peds dummy
>>69321106
>Bisking takes another of AKA's belts on short notice
>>69321650
Evan Tanner.
>>69321650
chris benoit
This is why ufc sucks and you should all feel bad for watching it
>>69321652
Sorry buddy, meant probation. I think you could have inferred that though.
>>69321649
sherdog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gde7-3eCwEM
>>69321657
not primarly but
Ok, i just woke up , WHAT_THE FUCK_HAPPENED??????????????? i Fucking hate UFC.
>>69321546
>>69321655
>tfw sweat buckets naturally
>tfw not even on steroids
could this mean that im using a tainted supplement? i bench 426
>>69320654
As usual the namefag doesnt know wtf he's talking about. People go to jail for violating probation every day, you moron.
name one opponent Jon Jones has faced that DC would not be able to defeat
>>69321668
He got lost in the desert though
>>69321670
Guy had mental issues stemming from pain, injuries and lots of painkillers.
>>69321665
Coke does enhance your performance.
>>69321692
means youre a fat as fuck powerlifter m8
stop being fat
>>69321640
Feel sad for DC tbqh
>>69321706
They don't test for coke out of competition.
>people used to say that DC was a paper champ
>turns out jones was on steroids all that time
whos laughing now ya fuckin goofs
>>69321692
You're not a bodybuilder though at least not the size of Brock or Coleman.
>>69321700
Jon Jones
>>69321700
Shogun, Machida, Glover.
>>69321591
ameribull*
>>69321719
DC definitely is not laughing right now. He just lost a ton of money.
>>69321723
Deep.
>>69321700
>The telephone pole
>The pregnant lady
>>69321723
Jon Jones loses to Jon Jones all the time though
>>69321728
kek
AHHH CHANDLER HELP IM NOT ON STEROIDS
>>69321650
Kimbo
haha.
https://twitter.com/jonjones/status/750906063642304516
>>69321732
UFC already has DC covered financially because of this bs, behind closed doors DC is laughing
>>69321746
I was just thinking to myself about how Chandler and Arthur have never gotten put on blast for doping even though they probably are.
>>69321749
>>69321749
HA!!
I love this guy
>>69321591
Pathetic for so called """GOAT"""
>>69321759
u muz be kidding
UFC aint a charity, he isnt getting PPV points for no show
>>69321543
Sucking this dick, with no saliva
>>69321759
They would have been paying him out of the profits from 200. No jones = less profit. I doubt they'll dip into other funds to give DC extra pay. Maybe they will give him a little extra to take a short notice replacement or something though. I don't think there is anyway he is making as much as he would have against jones.
>>69321761
upboat
>>69321770
can he cut 15 pounds in a day or so?
>>69321765
Who said DC will be a no show?
>>69321591
>>69321763
samefaggot
One of you new thread obsessives make the new thread yet?
>>69321792
youre right he might fight
i dont think its guaranteed though
and yeah he does lose all the buyers that wouldve purchased in the lead up
he def. lost money from this no matter how you look at it
>>69321366
Let's see yours
>>69321770
DC's first 2 defenses against a guy who lost his last 2 fights
>>69321786
he could, but he's been semi sort of retired for the last 3 months. he's not in shape to fight.
He's thinking more about setting up a fight for ufc 204
>>69321792
not sure desu
if he misses weight it can't be a title fight though, would suck if he actually won but still didn't get the belt
Reminder that Jones is a roid baby with no finishing ability
>>69321797
Ye do not know what ye are askin' fer
>>69321793
AMERIKEKS CANNOT STOP GETTING BULLED BY AUSTRALIAN BULLS
Go take some synthol beta
I'm literally sad now, my whole day is ruined. Anything this fucking nigger has to say now it's too fucking late. I hope he gets fired and end up broke and die of heroin addiction cause cocaine is too expensive. And i am/was the biggest Jon Jones fan.
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-statement-on-jon-jones-july-6-2016 "Ticket refunds available upon request at primary point of purchase."
>>69321819
>and end up broke and die of heroin addiction cause cocaine is too expensive
That'd be nice. We can only hope for good things to happen to bad people.
Maybe Dana can join him as well.
>>69321830
>Dana
>bad person
Reddit is the other way
>>69321819
I share the same feelings Croatia
Fuck Jon, and now I'm going to start pointing out his retarded hair line. He can't keep getting away with it
Remember all that fuss Jones made about not wanting Big John to ref the fight. Even funnier now.
>>69321341
Mate you can not blame any fighter for trying to get that fight.
>>69321842
Shoo Shoo Dana feminist
>>69319963
>>69319963
>>69319963
Change thread, or something.
>Hillary goes free
>Jon Jones goes to jail
Fucking racists.
GREG JACKSON IS A SPORT KILLER
>>69321858
>it's the "if something is annoying but the person is doing it in their interest you should just accept it" australian
jesus christ man, I do not care about your opinion
>>69321697
Did you not read what I said? You don't go to jail for one positive drug screen on probation.
>>69321879
Oh right you're the guy I blew the absolute fuck out because of the Woodley thing.
>"fucking fighters trying to feed their families"
-Giuseppe
>>69321900
>"I don't comprehend it's a normal thing for people to express their annoyances with situations without that meaning they're making some sort of ethical judgement on the subject"
>"I'm also a shut-in aspie"
–Steve
>>69321886
People do every day in Los Angeles and Orange County. One positive test and it's back in county jail til you see the judge.
>>69321747
citation needed
>>69321323
>not roided
>Tim Kennedy
Pick one
>>69321886
yes you do, thats one of many conditions of being on probation
why are there 2 active threads?
>>69320309
Lying cunt, that flight lands at 10:22
>>69322893
probs still above vegas 22 minutes before landing
but u right senpai fuck gus
what have i woken up to...
>>69323223
>what have i woken up to...
It's quart to 2, you fucking pikey.
>>69320229
Daniel Cormier vs. Ilir Latifi
>>69320602
He stood to make millions based on PPV points. You were wrong. Either admit it or shut the fuck up, or you can admit it AND shut the fuck up, but stop yapping as if you made a valid correction. You were wrong like the dumb faggot you are; stop trying to save face on an Uzbekistani speed-crocheting website. Faggot.
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