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Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>69315839


News:

>Jon Jones USADA'd
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/750895680307113984

>UFC FN 90 weigh in photos
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-90-weigh-in-photos-first-of-three-straight-cards-has-folks-ready-to-scream

>Jones: I beat Cormier "in my prime of partying"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/6/12110972/jon-jones-has-sober-message-to-daniel-cormier-i-beat-him-in-my-prime

Other links:

>UFC 200 Embedded EP 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z6sSijyBaE

>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
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Schaub is God
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When meme magic goes too far
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Are you seriously starting threads early even balls deep in the middle of a happening?
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>bet on Jones the money he gave to me last month
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>>69317334
get real, now that jones ruined this, that's the wrong time to ask for more money, dana and lorenzo must be foaming at the mouth
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Post yfw you found out
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whooopsie daisy
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>>69317384
Based.
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>Tainted sample
>DC vs. Jon at MSG
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we went too far with the DC memes

this is what happens when we go too far

now we know, and we need to be careful next time
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>>69317405
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Jon Jones ripping snow cones.
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>>69317396
>asking if the tryhard aspie has severe Asperger's
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>JONES
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lel
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>>69317405
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>>69317405
My boy DC is now the undefeated undisputed LHW champion of the world, nobody can say shit
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Noob here, was that an important fight for UFC200? How fucked are the UFC promoters? I'd imagine they'd want their 200th event to be a big deal
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>jon jone's subhuman monkeys fan mad at usada because their favorite dumb cokehead nigger is cheating
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UFC 196: McGregor vs Anjos, Champion vs Champion - Cancelled
UFC on Fox 19: Khabib vs Tony Furgeson - Cancelled
UFC 197: Cormier vs Jones 2 - Cancelled
UFC 198: Werdum vs Velasquez 2 - Cancelled
UFC 199: Rockhold vs Weidman 2 - Cancelled
UFC 200: Jones vs Cormier 2 - Cancelled

I think I'm getting used to every main event I'm interested in getting cancelled. I'm surprised Wonderboy vs Rory actually happened.
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>>69317405
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>>69317454

THIS IS MY LAST REGARD
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>>69317455
It's pretty nuts
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DC is now GOAT
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>>69317405
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can't sleep ,think I'm going to read the twitter drama until 4am
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>>69317451
it was the main event
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>>69317451
Dana left the conference in an ambulance, so its not good bud.
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>>69317432
>Why does that other man make his job correctly

Fucking cheats
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>>69317456
>yfw Lawler-Woodley is the only one that doesn't get canceled
it's like they're deliberately fucking with us
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The Fertitta mob is preparing a car crash assassination of Jones as we speak, just gotta plant some drugs in his car and we're good to go, it makes sense since he's reckless driver
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>dana still hyping this shitty fucking card
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>>69317416
>tainted sample meme
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>>69317456
The Sioux fall card died too
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>>69317405
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Imagine the shitstorm if USADA actually gets this wrong

They will literally be done

Also why did it take so long to process the sample from June 16th?
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I push my fingers into my eyes
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>>69317405
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MADMAN
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Gegard Moussasi wants the fight

That guy can fight heavier guys, he fought and beat Mark Hunt

I think it's the best option so far
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>>69317513
This is a run the pipe finish
>>69317476
This is not. This is a lift off of a high crotch
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>>69317449
nah, he's a paper champion. He's never faced a real champion like Jon Jones, because if Jon Jones was actually able to actually honestly fight him DC knows that actually literally literally Jon Jones would easily destroy him


tl;dr DC is a paper champion for life
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>>69317527
its not wrong

Jones the cokehead pregnant woman killer is just a dumb chimp who relied on steroids.
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>>69317546
Based.
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reminder that shit like this is why UFC will never be a legitimate "sport"

i was actually going to give it a shot this Saturday and watch
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THREADLY REMINDER

CANADA + ___???___ = CANUCK
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>>69317405
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWyKZE8-bW8
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>>69317456
this PLUS
>Brock is spoiled to audience
>Jones is JUSTed
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>>69317405
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>>69317560
Jon Jones wouldn't be top 5 without steroids lad, it's confirmed
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>>69317560
>only loss is to a confirmed steroid cheat
>unequivocably a real champion now
DC haters on suicide watch
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>dirty fighter
>cokehead
>sleeps with underage girls
>DUI
>tests positive for PEDs
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>>69317405
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Reminder that PEDs are a literal godsend. USADA a shit. How many scrapped mains have we had now?
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>>69317578
>October 29th, 2011
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You are now aware Daniel Cormier is the greatest Light Heavyweight who ever lived and if he started fighting 10 years ago he would be the greatest fighter of all-time.
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CRY MORE JONES FANS
YOU NOURISH ME
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>>69317405
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467865481764.webm
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>>69317588
>STILL manages to be the best LHW of all time
How can one man be so based?
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holy fuck please just ban jon jones and never let him fight again. fucking shit.
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>mark hunt getting legitimately mad at a magic trick
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dc vs liddell confirmed???????????????
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DC vs Mousasi likely to happen

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/750917577774288896
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>>69317405
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>>69317578

fucking christ i'm SO GLAD diaz knocked him the fuck out
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>>69317560
Not really you autist, he kept his composure as a champion and defended it agaisnt a very tough opponent, never ever backed down agaisnt Jon.
It's not his fault Jon is a retard and a cheater who can't make it to the fight, if anything now Jon's accomplishments are the ones that are tainted, since it's most likely he made them with the aid of cheating.

The /succnation/ will prevail.
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This is the best news ever though

Hope Jon Jones jumps off a casino balcony tonight thanks to the Fertitas
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>>69317634
Drugs
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>>69317668
>yfw Vinny Mac gives Jon Jones a contract to wrestle full time
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200 is such a disaster. Conor vs nate off, jones vs cormier off, what the fuck is the point now. The biggest card of the year only has 11 fights on it. what a piece of shit. Get DC a replacement dana you piece of shit cuck,
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Alright cunties, heres how you save the card.

Four man, one night tourney for the inaugural UFC openweight WGP.

Countenders
>Mark Hunt
>Brock Lesnar
>Daniel Cormier
>Cain Velasquez

standby fighter - Travis Browne.

$10,000,000 Prize money
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>>69317644
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>>69317658
Please delete this
Thank you
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>>69317456
22nd main or co main event changed


-UFC 195 (technically was supposed to be Holly-Ronda but was rescheduled for 193)
-UFC 196/FN: Hendricks-Wonderboy: Werdum-Cain off, Werdum-Stipe off, Hendricks Wonderboy new main, Nelson-Rosholt new co-main
-Bisping/Mousasi in London becomes Bisping-Silva
-FN Pittsburgh: Cowboy-Means turns to Cowboy-Cowboy
-FN Zagreb: Co-main was Magomedov-Gonzaga, BLACK Beast replaced Magomedov
-Original UFC 197 was RDA-Conor, then that turned into UFC 196 and that changed to Nate-Conor
-New UFC 197 DC-Jones becomes Jones-OSP
-UFC on Fox 19 had Khabib-Tony, then became Rashad-Shogun, then became Rashad-Glover, new co-main Machida-Hendo then became Rose-Tecia
-UFC 199: Weidman-Rockhold becomes Rockhold-Bisping
-UFC 200 was Conor-Nate then became DC-Jones, now Brock-Hunt with new co-main
-Fox 21 had Glover-Rumble as co-main, now Barboza-Gilbert
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>UFC 200 is still a very solid card.

>DC shouldn't accept last minute fights, fuck the money, he did a whole camp for Jones, not some premature gloryseeker

>Jones is the epitome of everything you shouldn't be as a person, not just a fighter

>The UFC needs more guys like Cerrone and Hunt, pulled out of 0 fights and always rise to the occasion
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>>69317644
he's just "reporting" Gegard's tweet that he is willing to fight.. doesn't mean its likely to happen

honestly it's not an exciting fan at all, but whatever its still a fight
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>>69317644
shit fight, DC easily beats him with wrestling

Rashad would be a good match up style wise, only if he didn't get heemed.
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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the ban tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is it cancelled? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Cormier to be the undisputed champ. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were supposed to fight this time???? This is so fucked.
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>>69317658
>>69317688
agreed please delet this for him

thanks
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Is there any place where i can watch the press conference
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>people honestly watched jon Jones without roids vs OSP and think he has a chance against DC

Jones was a steroid champ.
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okay so the counter has officially been reset.
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>>69317709
delete this.
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>>69317717
I bet his coke guy was cutting it with roids
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>>69317455
muh dick
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>>69317691
Hunt has crazy Samoan warrior bones

Dude isn't human.
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>>69317709
same bruh, except for the autistic part

really wanted to see this fight, now even though 200 is still a great card it is such a disappointment
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>>69317709
You are going to regret that, she's going to nullify all the good boy points you've saved up and you'll miss hunt v brock cause your internet allowance gets suspended for a week.
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>>69317716
Its literally the saddest thing ever, the lighting is all dimmed like an interrogation room, all the reporters sound nervous as fuck, Dana looks absolutely broken once he starts hearing DC talk, DC sounds like he's about to burst out into treats

It's not worth it, 2painful4me
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>>69317671
faм you don't post shit like this while I'm on my nofap, got it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjDMZ1G2Ofk
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>>69317658
you now remember Chael Sonnen saying that single legs never work in MMA

DC proved him wrong
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>yfw left hook larry steps up on short notice to fight Cormier at 200
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>>69317736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL9ZXkY4F7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlX1KfqshUo

her two best videos
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prediction cuck btfo by jones
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>>69317755
I want to suffer alongside my man DC

>>69317763
>Chael lied
What's new
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>>69317725
how many days were there?
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SUCCNATION
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JON JONES
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J
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GET UR VIAGRA DICK TOGETHER BOY

NOMATTERWHEREUGOIMSUCCING
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here's the trick to not getting huge disappointments in life: hope for the best, but never expect much, if anything
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>>69317777
I lost track a while ago but it was a decent stretch. Also I have to acknowledged your repeating digits.
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Was meme magic responsible for this?
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>>69317777
It's probably only a two digit counter
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>>69317772
im korean and i dont understand how people can like these soulless corporate organic dancing blow up dolls.
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Jon Jones
22 - 2 - 0
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Who should The Guy fight at UFC 200?
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CONGRATULATIONS ZUFFA, FOR THE BIGGEST CARD IN MMA HISTORY, VIRTUALLY UNTOUCHED TO THIS POINT

WELL DONE, DANA AND LORENZO

HOWEVER
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Everything was going so well.
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WHO STEPS UP TO FIGHT DC AND GET HIS DICK SUCC?
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>>69317816
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>>69317803
It's only 93 days since he got caught drag racing lel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZUGg7FibIw

>as a guy who's been in that world, been banned for taking banned substances and served his suspension

>there's one thing about us (fighters), we know our own. And when a guy takes his shirt off, I can take one look at him and tell you what he is on and how long he's been doing it, and my first reaction was, what took em so long

>If a guy is willing to take cocaine, a substance that could KILL him, it is likely he will take a substance that will help him

Based Chael dropping truth bombs
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The absolute madman
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>Reminder;
People sided with a coked out drunk driving insane person over a down to earth hard working family man.

You are all scumbags.
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>inb4 jon jones commits suicide
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>>69317814
how many of those 22 wins should have an asterisk?
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>>69317772
thanks bruh
>>69317810
stfu garlic eater
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>>69317810
Because western entertainment is too niggered up these days. It just depends on your taste.
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THE ONLY MAN THAT DC SHOULD FIGHT IS RICH PIANA
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In other news, Cat looks so fucking good in this video, holy fuck.

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-200s-cat-zingano-things-are-right-going-into-potential-title-eliminator-vs-julianna-pena
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where were you when mma died?
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>>69317786
that's a losers logic
learn to take the highs with the lows
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>>69317817
Yes, well done Dana, well done...

HOWEVER
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>>69317405
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https://streamable.com/x42r
>FREUDIAN SLIP
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>>69317834
THE KING
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>>69317348
what the FUCK jones is off the card holy shit someone tell me this is just a prank

what the actual fuck lads
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>>69317769
Imagine if Bisping heemed Cormier. The banter would never stop, AKA would have his face on every punching bag in there,
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>>69317847
10/10
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>>69317821
A CHALLENGER EMERGES
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BISPING VS DC

LETS WATCH WRESTLEFUCK

BISPING VS DC

LETS WATCH WRESTLEFUCK

BISPING VS DC

LETS WATCH WRESTLEFUCK
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I missed the press conference and the one on ufc.com doesn't seem to have DC talking about it, I want to see it
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>>69317798
We memed too hard, this is far beyond meme magic, this is meme warping
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>>69317834
please this instead of musashi.

Bisping will bring the bants if nothing else
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>>69317405
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmAwvgQ83as

It just wasn't meant to be
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Fire this fuckhead already. He single-handedly has destroyed like five events already and fucking up the biggest one in the company's history is something else.
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>>69317810

you tend to dislike girls of your own race since you grow up with family members and friends of family that all look like that growing up

so you get older and meet girls of the same race and they look like your cousins. outside of 4chan, fucking your cousin is weird

so you become attracted to latinas, white girls, etc

there, that's the best way i can explain it

i'm mexican (>CHI) and i can't date mexican girls
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if you STILL support usada after this, you're a fucking ZUFFA faggot fanboy
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>>69317876
Muay thai clinch really does exploit wrestling a bunch, Cejudo, DC, wrestling doesn't handle well when getting kneed or elbow in the face when hugged
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Bruhs I can't stop thinking of how it would feek if DC pinched my dick the way he did the Jon Jones bag


I need to know
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>>69317848
holy shit she looks hot in that vid

https://twitter.com/bisping/status/750920474884923397
Bahahhaha I'd fucking love to see bisping get ragdolled by DC's wrestling
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>>69317831
Are you listening to Chael Sonnen?
Stop poisoning your mind
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>>69317835
>coked out drunk driving insane person

Literally me. Eat shit leaf, 209, smoke crack, heem everyone 209 209 209.
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>>69317863
>Bisping becomes two division champ
>Both fights are short notice
I fucking love it.
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Is Lesnar going to charge straight into an uppercut?
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I think now we can all agree that DC is overall better athlete and is a true champion.
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>202 Presser tomorrow
>UFC 200 main event is kill
>TFW they get a question about it
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>anon but i really wanted to see jon jones fight! what are you going to do to make it up to me?
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>>69317685
best idea t b h
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>Decide to do some other shit for a few hours and for once actually not be on /heem/ constantly
>catch up on threads
>think it's all just one big meme
>realise Jon Jones is literally out and the main event for 200 is out the window

So what was it, PEDs or recreational drugs? Any shit that's come out since so I can catch up? I see mention of some press conference and DC's reaction but nowhere to watch it.
Anyone want to be a lad and help out?

Am I dreaming
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How did USADA manage to decipher the famous Jackson-Winklejohn drug program?
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>>69317889
>Australia blaming fair play rather than his wife's bull Jon

Fucking cuck
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>mfw bisping tko's DC and becomes 2 weight world champ
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>>69317934
suck them toes and eat dat booty
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>>69317685

holy fuck new zealand you are a genius
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>>69317821
If I'm gonna get SUCC by DC I'll do it but I'm a girl so that meana he has to eat me out instead and we all know he loves dicks so it's an instant tapout submission win for me.
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>>69317933
Forgot pic
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And to think this was going to just be the 197 main event.
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>>69317889
Right, Jones should have just been on anything he can get his hands on and fight DC so the fanboys can keep calling him the best fighter in the world despite cheating in literally every fight some more.
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>mfw there is still time for Brock to get USADA'd
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>>69317944

>mexican supps are the cause of this whole fiasco

fuck you miguel, you stupid nigger
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>>69317840
you sound like some pussy faggot who can't even eat garlic raw
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Post Joanna
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DC IS FIGHTING FEDOR AT 225LBS.
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>There are people who literally hate jon jones so much that they're happy the main fight of ufc 200 gets ruined just so jones loses

Fuck this gay sport and its fans. Every time a halfway decent card comes along it gets butchered by injuries and then USADA comes along and butchers the rest of it. I bet you anything Jones tests positive for some sketchy not even PED that no one would even think to use as a PED but just happens to be on USADA's arbitrary list of banned substances.
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https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/750921784925360129
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>>69317908
Honestly It's the hottest she's ever looked. And yes, bisping getting a freak KO of DC and becoming a 2 division champion would be the most incredible thing in the history of the sport.
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When the fuck does hockey/football start? I'm tired of this dumb fucking sport. Card changes are so fucking common why would anyone buy tickets in advance or plan a trip?
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>>69317966
I'll swing by your place and eat some garlic out your mom's snatch you punk ass scrub
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>>69317965
>still not putting the blame on his bull
Australians are truly the biggest cucks
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>>69317978
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>>69317834
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

BASEDPING DOES IT AGAIN
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>>69317941
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWpVLmRpJQ
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>>69317977
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>>69317964
I want this to happen so bad
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>>69317978
DC FIGHTING MALDONADO AT 300lbs
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Bisping vs DC kickboxing match

make it happen UFC
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>>69317920

Papa Diaz go to bed.
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>>69317977
dubs confirm sexiest champ
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>>69317716
https://youtu.be/m-cdzHuUqeA
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>>69317980
>i'm not a Jones fan edgelord I swear
Jones ruined this card, not USADA.
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>>69317963

>not thinking DC is on the gas

all top tier athletes are on something
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>>69317994
>he thinks everyone lives with their mom like he does

ahahaha get a load of this loser
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PLEASE give DC a fight Dana. Don't let this freakshow brock vs hunt fight be the main event. DC please accept a fight. This is ridiculous.
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>Bisping steps in, KO's DC, and jacks two titles from AKA
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>>69318017

LESNAR FIGHTING A BRICK WALL AT 28 STONE
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>>69318030
nah, just korean fuccbois
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>>69317980
fuck jones in his cokehead DUI ass you faggot criminal supporter.
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>>69317980
There is not a single person here that is happy the main event has been utterly BTFO

You are a fucking moron who should stick to watching divegrass cockmunching championships
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>>69317834
DC by slam ko
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>>69318029
>omg everyone's cheating Jones just got caught
The excuses get better and better
MORE TEARS
THEY TASTE SO GOOD
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>>69317867
Since they are having Brock in the main event, why not have CM Punk as the co-main event?
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This is a meme sport, why would anyone take mma seriously? Cards change non stop, it's all based on luck if u don't get flagged or injured. Literally wwe now
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Why does everyone want to get on the New York card so badly?
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Bros I moved into an apartment for the first time in my life and all I literally hear is doors slamming and people shouting from their apartments

Is this really how it is all the time? I have people on both sides of me and a floor above me and below me
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>>69318041
BUH GAWD ROGAN
WITH BILL SUPERFOOT WALLACE AS MY WITNESS HE HAS BROKEN THAT WALL IN HALF
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>>69318033
Is there anyone at 205 who would be willing to fight him on 2 days notice?
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>>69318023
Dana honestly looks heartbroken. Poor guy.
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can UFC sanction a kickboxing match for DC vs Bisping? No belt on the line.
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>>69318023
Thank you
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>>69318002
Thanks man, can barely believe this shit

Where's that USADA FUCKIN SHITS poster? They ruined my card.
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>>69318064
Perosh
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>>69318059
>Why does everyone want to be on the UFC's first card at Madison Square Garden?
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>>69318044
>get btfo
>only comeback is no u

you the fuccboi m8. i'm in south florida if you want to settle this at Heem 1 you little bitch.
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>>69318064
It's 200, I gurantee the entire division just offered to fight him. This would be the biggest pay day of their career.
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>>69318064
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>>69318060
yes apartments suck

you also hear anyone having sex
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>>69318075
Martin Shkreli vs. Mafic Johnson for the inaugural AIDS belt.
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>>69317964
>>69318010
>wmma headlining UFC 200
It would be very progressive
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>>69318052

>implying i like jones
>implying i'm wrong

wake up kid
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>Come in looking to have a comfy heem
>Main Event, Fight I'm actually looking forward to the most, isn't even happening

WHAT

THE

HELL
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GUYS I FUCKING GOT IT!
BISBONG VS HENDO WE MUST MEME IT!

DUBS AND WE DO IT!

FOR FUCKS SAKES! JBJ IS A TARNISHED CHAMPION AND WILL FOREVER BE IN INFAMY DANA CAN'T PUNISH DC FOR THIS BISPONG VS HENDO
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>>69318085
COME AT
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>>69318023
Poor Dana
Thanks mate
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>>69318046
THere's nothing wrong with being cokaine, it's a grown up drug, only fucking kids smoke weed and beer
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>>69318088
Ryan "DC GOT A NIG HEAD AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF" Bader winning would really put a cap on this year so far
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kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxx5UBoXKp8
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>>69318026
>the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) has informed Jon Jones of a potential anti-doping policy violation stemming from an out-of-competition sample collection on June 16, 2016.

June 16, 2016. Definitely enough time for a replacement to train well enough to put on a decent performance at the very least.
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>>69318075
based shkreli
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>>69317405
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>>69318097
>I don't like Jones
>I just blame the drug testers for his fuckups
lol
lol
lol
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>>69317944

>expecting sports to ever be clean
>especially fight sports
>muh fair play
>not realizing USADA have a history of corruption
>constantly making exceptions for fighters like Mayweather, Morales...

USADA OUT
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>>69318100
>>69318100
>>69318100
>>69318100
>>69318100
OH FUCK I DID IT!
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it's just a dream right lads
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>>69318023
i thought dc was supposed to talk up there
what happened?
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>>69318088
>Just give me the easiest dick to succ in the division.
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why would they fucking just announce this FUCK USADA
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>>69318075
based Shkreli
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>>69318110
The most important part of this is the whole "potential" word, it means that the test may very well be not positive...

USADA is setting Jon up
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>>69318110
Are you retarded? They collected the sample on June 16th, that's not when they got the results back.
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>Mfw Brock gets to main event again

LITERAL TOP DRAW.
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>>69318098
Mate literally the one time I spend a bit of time away from heem to catch up with a few things, this gets announced and I miss all the immediate fallout.

Honestly thought it was just memes
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>>69318100
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OI BOYOS OIM CONNAH FUGGEN MGGREGGOR I SWEAR ON ME MUMS FAT SAGGY EGG TITS ILL CUM BACK 2 FIGHT ANYONE EVEN THE BIG NEGRO ANY WEIGHT CLASS ILL PUT ON 100 POUNDS IN TWO DAYS I SWEAR ON ME MUM

*AYY OH AYY OH AYY OH AYY OH AYY+
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>>69318131
Oh yeah I'm sure they sat on the news for as long as possible just to fuck with you.
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You know what time it is lads!
DC vs Piana at openweight god dammit
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Why couldn't the usada fuckboys wait till after 200 so that we could at least see the damn fight
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https://twitter.com/John_Kavanagh/status/750922260165255168

Happening lads
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>>69318163
DC paid them off
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>>69318117

hey motherfucker, if you like having fights cancelled all the time because some niggers are too dumb to know how to cycle properly, then be my guest


but i'm a fuckin' fight fan and i want to see the best fight the best
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>no succ memes during fight night now
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>>69318163
Because little conniving dirty blackies like you kept on whining about USADA only revealing the positive tests AFTER fights had taken place. So USADA listened, and revealed before the fight, and look what FRICKING HAPPENED
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>>69318100
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>dana says he hopes someone steps up to fight cormier
this is a good sign right? Means that dana is willing to book someone on a couple days notice?
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>bork laser is going to be the main event for UFC 100 & 200
this sport is a fucking joke lol
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