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Previous thread: >>69315839
News:
>Jon Jones USADA'd
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/750895680307113984
>UFC FN 90 weigh in photos
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-90-weigh-in-photos-first-of-three-straight-cards-has-folks-ready-to-scream
>Jones: I beat Cormier "in my prime of partying"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/6/12110972/jon-jones-has-sober-message-to-daniel-cormier-i-beat-him-in-my-prime
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z6sSijyBaE
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
Schaub is God
When meme magic goes too far
Are you seriously starting threads early even balls deep in the middle of a happening?
>bet on Jones the money he gave to me last month
>>69317334
get real, now that jones ruined this, that's the wrong time to ask for more money, dana and lorenzo must be foaming at the mouth
Post yfw you found out
whooopsie daisy
>>69317384
Based.
>Tainted sample
>DC vs. Jon at MSG
we went too far with the DC memes
this is what happens when we go too far
now we know, and we need to be careful next time
Jon Jones ripping snow cones.
>>69317396
>asking if the tryhard aspie has severe Asperger's
>JONES
lel
>>69317405
My boy DC is now the undefeated undisputed LHW champion of the world, nobody can say shit
Noob here, was that an important fight for UFC200? How fucked are the UFC promoters? I'd imagine they'd want their 200th event to be a big deal
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>jon jone's subhuman monkeys fan mad at usada because their favorite dumb cokehead nigger is cheating
UFC 196: McGregor vs Anjos, Champion vs Champion - Cancelled
UFC on Fox 19: Khabib vs Tony Furgeson - Cancelled
UFC 197: Cormier vs Jones 2 - Cancelled
UFC 198: Werdum vs Velasquez 2 - Cancelled
UFC 199: Rockhold vs Weidman 2 - Cancelled
UFC 200: Jones vs Cormier 2 - Cancelled
I think I'm getting used to every main event I'm interested in getting cancelled. I'm surprised Wonderboy vs Rory actually happened.
>>69317454
THIS IS MY LAST REGARD
>>69317455
It's pretty nuts
DC is now GOAT
>>69317405
can't sleep ,think I'm going to read the twitter drama until 4am
>>69317451
it was the main event
>>69317451
Dana left the conference in an ambulance, so its not good bud.
>>69317432
>Why does that other man make his job correctly
Fucking cheats
>>69317456
>yfw Lawler-Woodley is the only one that doesn't get canceled
it's like they're deliberately fucking with us
The Fertitta mob is preparing a car crash assassination of Jones as we speak, just gotta plant some drugs in his car and we're good to go, it makes sense since he's reckless driver
>dana still hyping this shitty fucking card
>>69317416
>tainted sample meme
>>69317456
The Sioux fall card died too
Imagine the shitstorm if USADA actually gets this wrong
They will literally be done
Also why did it take so long to process the sample from June 16th?
I push my fingers into my eyes
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
Gegard Moussasi wants the fight
That guy can fight heavier guys, he fought and beat Mark Hunt
I think it's the best option so far
>>69317513
This is a run the pipe finish
>>69317476
This is not. This is a lift off of a high crotch
>>69317449
nah, he's a paper champion. He's never faced a real champion like Jon Jones, because if Jon Jones was actually able to actually honestly fight him DC knows that actually literally literally Jon Jones would easily destroy him
tl;dr DC is a paper champion for life
>>69317527
its not wrong
Jones the cokehead pregnant woman killer is just a dumb chimp who relied on steroids.
>>69317546
Based.
reminder that shit like this is why UFC will never be a legitimate "sport"
i was actually going to give it a shot this Saturday and watch
THREADLY REMINDER
CANADA + ___???___ = CANUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWyKZE8-bW8
>>69317456
this PLUS
>Brock is spoiled to audience
>Jones is JUSTed
>>69317560
Jon Jones wouldn't be top 5 without steroids lad, it's confirmed
>>69317560
>only loss is to a confirmed steroid cheat
>unequivocably a real champion now
DC haters on suicide watch
>dirty fighter
>cokehead
>sleeps with underage girls
>DUI
>tests positive for PEDs
Reminder that PEDs are a literal godsend. USADA a shit. How many scrapped mains have we had now?
>>69317578
>October 29th, 2011
You are now aware Daniel Cormier is the greatest Light Heavyweight who ever lived and if he started fighting 10 years ago he would be the greatest fighter of all-time.
CRY MORE JONES FANS
YOU NOURISH ME
>>69317588
>STILL manages to be the best LHW of all time
How can one man be so based?
holy fuck please just ban jon jones and never let him fight again. fucking shit.
>mark hunt getting legitimately mad at a magic trick
dc vs liddell confirmed???????????????
DC vs Mousasi likely to happen
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/750917577774288896
>>69317578
fucking christ i'm SO GLAD diaz knocked him the fuck out
>>69317560
Not really you autist, he kept his composure as a champion and defended it agaisnt a very tough opponent, never ever backed down agaisnt Jon.
It's not his fault Jon is a retard and a cheater who can't make it to the fight, if anything now Jon's accomplishments are the ones that are tainted, since it's most likely he made them with the aid of cheating.
The /succnation/ will prevail.
This is the best news ever though
Hope Jon Jones jumps off a casino balcony tonight thanks to the Fertitas
>>69317634
Drugs
>>69317668
>yfw Vinny Mac gives Jon Jones a contract to wrestle full time
200 is such a disaster. Conor vs nate off, jones vs cormier off, what the fuck is the point now. The biggest card of the year only has 11 fights on it. what a piece of shit. Get DC a replacement dana you piece of shit cuck,
Alright cunties, heres how you save the card.
Four man, one night tourney for the inaugural UFC openweight WGP.
Countenders
>Mark Hunt
>Brock Lesnar
>Daniel Cormier
>Cain Velasquez
standby fighter - Travis Browne.
$10,000,000 Prize money
>>69317658
Please delete this
Thank you
>>69317456
22nd main or co main event changed
-UFC 195 (technically was supposed to be Holly-Ronda but was rescheduled for 193)
-UFC 196/FN: Hendricks-Wonderboy: Werdum-Cain off, Werdum-Stipe off, Hendricks Wonderboy new main, Nelson-Rosholt new co-main
-Bisping/Mousasi in London becomes Bisping-Silva
-FN Pittsburgh: Cowboy-Means turns to Cowboy-Cowboy
-FN Zagreb: Co-main was Magomedov-Gonzaga, BLACK Beast replaced Magomedov
-Original UFC 197 was RDA-Conor, then that turned into UFC 196 and that changed to Nate-Conor
-New UFC 197 DC-Jones becomes Jones-OSP
-UFC on Fox 19 had Khabib-Tony, then became Rashad-Shogun, then became Rashad-Glover, new co-main Machida-Hendo then became Rose-Tecia
-UFC 199: Weidman-Rockhold becomes Rockhold-Bisping
-UFC 200 was Conor-Nate then became DC-Jones, now Brock-Hunt with new co-main
-Fox 21 had Glover-Rumble as co-main, now Barboza-Gilbert
>UFC 200 is still a very solid card.
>DC shouldn't accept last minute fights, fuck the money, he did a whole camp for Jones, not some premature gloryseeker
>Jones is the epitome of everything you shouldn't be as a person, not just a fighter
>The UFC needs more guys like Cerrone and Hunt, pulled out of 0 fights and always rise to the occasion
>>69317644
he's just "reporting" Gegard's tweet that he is willing to fight.. doesn't mean its likely to happen
honestly it's not an exciting fan at all, but whatever its still a fight
>>69317644
shit fight, DC easily beats him with wrestling
Rashad would be a good match up style wise, only if he didn't get heemed.
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the ban tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is it cancelled? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Cormier to be the undisputed champ. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were supposed to fight this time???? This is so fucked.
>>69317658
>>69317688
agreed please delet this for him
thanks
Is there any place where i can watch the press conference
>people honestly watched jon Jones without roids vs OSP and think he has a chance against DC
Jones was a steroid champ.
okay so the counter has officially been reset.
>>69317709
delete this.
>>69317717
I bet his coke guy was cutting it with roids
>>69317455
muh dick
>>69317691
Hunt has crazy Samoan warrior bones
Dude isn't human.
>>69317709
same bruh, except for the autistic part
really wanted to see this fight, now even though 200 is still a great card it is such a disappointment
>>69317709
You are going to regret that, she's going to nullify all the good boy points you've saved up and you'll miss hunt v brock cause your internet allowance gets suspended for a week.
>>69317716
Its literally the saddest thing ever, the lighting is all dimmed like an interrogation room, all the reporters sound nervous as fuck, Dana looks absolutely broken once he starts hearing DC talk, DC sounds like he's about to burst out into treats
It's not worth it, 2painful4me
>>69317671
faм you don't post shit like this while I'm on my nofap, got it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjDMZ1G2Ofk
>>69317658
you now remember Chael Sonnen saying that single legs never work in MMA
DC proved him wrong
>yfw left hook larry steps up on short notice to fight Cormier at 200
>>69317736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL9ZXkY4F7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlX1KfqshUo
her two best videos
prediction cuck btfo by jones
>>69317755
I want to suffer alongside my man DC
>>69317763
>Chael lied
What's new
>>69317725
how many days were there?
SUCCNATION
U
C
C
N
A
T
I
O
N
JON JONES
O
N
J
O
N
E
S
GET UR VIAGRA DICK TOGETHER BOY
NOMATTERWHEREUGOIMSUCCING
here's the trick to not getting huge disappointments in life: hope for the best, but never expect much, if anything
>>69317777
I lost track a while ago but it was a decent stretch. Also I have to acknowledged your repeating digits.
Was meme magic responsible for this?
>>69317777
It's probably only a two digit counter
>>69317772
im korean and i dont understand how people can like these soulless corporate organic dancing blow up dolls.
Jon Jones
22 - 2 - 0
Who should The Guy fight at UFC 200?
CONGRATULATIONS ZUFFA, FOR THE BIGGEST CARD IN MMA HISTORY, VIRTUALLY UNTOUCHED TO THIS POINT
WELL DONE, DANA AND LORENZO
HOWEVER
Everything was going so well.
WHO STEPS UP TO FIGHT DC AND GET HIS DICK SUCC?
>>69317803
It's only 93 days since he got caught drag racing lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZUGg7FibIw
>as a guy who's been in that world, been banned for taking banned substances and served his suspension
>there's one thing about us (fighters), we know our own. And when a guy takes his shirt off, I can take one look at him and tell you what he is on and how long he's been doing it, and my first reaction was, what took em so long
>If a guy is willing to take cocaine, a substance that could KILL him, it is likely he will take a substance that will help him
Based Chael dropping truth bombs
The absolute madman
>Reminder;
People sided with a coked out drunk driving insane person over a down to earth hard working family man.
You are all scumbags.
>inb4 jon jones commits suicide
>>69317814
how many of those 22 wins should have an asterisk?
>>69317772
thanks bruh
>>69317810
stfu garlic eater
>>69317810
Because western entertainment is too niggered up these days. It just depends on your taste.
THE ONLY MAN THAT DC SHOULD FIGHT IS RICH PIANA
In other news, Cat looks so fucking good in this video, holy fuck.
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-200s-cat-zingano-things-are-right-going-into-potential-title-eliminator-vs-julianna-pena
where were you when mma died?
>>69317786
that's a losers logic
learn to take the highs with the lows
>>69317817
Yes, well done Dana, well done...
HOWEVER
https://streamable.com/x42r
>FREUDIAN SLIP
>>69317834
THE KING
>>69317348
what the FUCK jones is off the card holy shit someone tell me this is just a prank
what the actual fuck lads
>>69317769
Imagine if Bisping heemed Cormier. The banter would never stop, AKA would have his face on every punching bag in there,
>>69317847
10/10
>>69317821
A CHALLENGER EMERGES
BISPING VS DC
LETS WATCH WRESTLEFUCK
BISPING VS DC
LETS WATCH WRESTLEFUCK
BISPING VS DC
LETS WATCH WRESTLEFUCK
I missed the press conference and the one on ufc.com doesn't seem to have DC talking about it, I want to see it
>>69317798
We memed too hard, this is far beyond meme magic, this is meme warping
>>69317834
please this instead of musashi.
Bisping will bring the bants if nothing else
>>69317405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmAwvgQ83as
It just wasn't meant to be
Fire this fuckhead already. He single-handedly has destroyed like five events already and fucking up the biggest one in the company's history is something else.
>>69317810
you tend to dislike girls of your own race since you grow up with family members and friends of family that all look like that growing up
so you get older and meet girls of the same race and they look like your cousins. outside of 4chan, fucking your cousin is weird
so you become attracted to latinas, white girls, etc
there, that's the best way i can explain it
i'm mexican (>CHI) and i can't date mexican girls
if you STILL support usada after this, you're a fucking ZUFFA faggot fanboy
>>69317876
Muay thai clinch really does exploit wrestling a bunch, Cejudo, DC, wrestling doesn't handle well when getting kneed or elbow in the face when hugged
Bruhs I can't stop thinking of how it would feek if DC pinched my dick the way he did the Jon Jones bag
I need to know
>>69317848
holy shit she looks hot in that vid
https://twitter.com/bisping/status/750920474884923397
Bahahhaha I'd fucking love to see bisping get ragdolled by DC's wrestling
>>69317831
Are you listening to Chael Sonnen?
Stop poisoning your mind
>>69317835
>coked out drunk driving insane person
Literally me. Eat shit leaf, 209, smoke crack, heem everyone 209 209 209.
>>69317863
>Bisping becomes two division champ
>Both fights are short notice
I fucking love it.
Is Lesnar going to charge straight into an uppercut?
I think now we can all agree that DC is overall better athlete and is a true champion.
>202 Presser tomorrow
>UFC 200 main event is kill
>TFW they get a question about it
>anon but i really wanted to see jon jones fight! what are you going to do to make it up to me?
>>69317685
best idea t b h
>Decide to do some other shit for a few hours and for once actually not be on /heem/ constantly
>catch up on threads
>think it's all just one big meme
>realise Jon Jones is literally out and the main event for 200 is out the window
So what was it, PEDs or recreational drugs? Any shit that's come out since so I can catch up? I see mention of some press conference and DC's reaction but nowhere to watch it.
Anyone want to be a lad and help out?
Am I dreaming
How did USADA manage to decipher the famous Jackson-Winklejohn drug program?
>>69317889
>Australia blaming fair play rather than his wife's bull Jon
Fucking cuck
>mfw bisping tko's DC and becomes 2 weight world champ
>>69317934
suck them toes and eat dat booty
>>69317685
holy fuck new zealand you are a genius
>>69317821
If I'm gonna get SUCC by DC I'll do it but I'm a girl so that meana he has to eat me out instead and we all know he loves dicks so it's an instant tapout submission win for me.
>>69317933
Forgot pic
And to think this was going to just be the 197 main event.
>>69317889
Right, Jones should have just been on anything he can get his hands on and fight DC so the fanboys can keep calling him the best fighter in the world despite cheating in literally every fight some more.
>mfw there is still time for Brock to get USADA'd
>>69317944
>mexican supps are the cause of this whole fiasco
fuck you miguel, you stupid nigger
>>69317840
you sound like some pussy faggot who can't even eat garlic raw
Post Joanna
DC IS FIGHTING FEDOR AT 225LBS.
>There are people who literally hate jon jones so much that they're happy the main fight of ufc 200 gets ruined just so jones loses
Fuck this gay sport and its fans. Every time a halfway decent card comes along it gets butchered by injuries and then USADA comes along and butchers the rest of it. I bet you anything Jones tests positive for some sketchy not even PED that no one would even think to use as a PED but just happens to be on USADA's arbitrary list of banned substances.
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/750921784925360129
>>69317908
Honestly It's the hottest she's ever looked. And yes, bisping getting a freak KO of DC and becoming a 2 division champion would be the most incredible thing in the history of the sport.
When the fuck does hockey/football start? I'm tired of this dumb fucking sport. Card changes are so fucking common why would anyone buy tickets in advance or plan a trip?
>>69317966
I'll swing by your place and eat some garlic out your mom's snatch you punk ass scrub
>>69317965
>still not putting the blame on his bull
Australians are truly the biggest cucks
>>69317978
>>69317834
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
BASEDPING DOES IT AGAIN
>>69317941
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWpVLmRpJQ
>>69317964
I want this to happen so bad
>>69317978
DC FIGHTING MALDONADO AT 300lbs
Bisping vs DC kickboxing match
make it happen UFC
>>69317920
Papa Diaz go to bed.
>>69317977
dubs confirm sexiest champ
>>69317716
https://youtu.be/m-cdzHuUqeA
>>69317980
>i'm not a Jones fan edgelord I swear
Jones ruined this card, not USADA.
>>69317963
>not thinking DC is on the gas
all top tier athletes are on something
>>69317994
>he thinks everyone lives with their mom like he does
ahahaha get a load of this loser
PLEASE give DC a fight Dana. Don't let this freakshow brock vs hunt fight be the main event. DC please accept a fight. This is ridiculous.
>Bisping steps in, KO's DC, and jacks two titles from AKA
>>69318017
LESNAR FIGHTING A BRICK WALL AT 28 STONE
>>69318030
nah, just korean fuccbois
>>69317980
fuck jones in his cokehead DUI ass you faggot criminal supporter.
>>69317980
There is not a single person here that is happy the main event has been utterly BTFO
You are a fucking moron who should stick to watching divegrass cockmunching championships
>>69317834
DC by slam ko
>>69318029
>omg everyone's cheating Jones just got caught
The excuses get better and better
MORE TEARS
THEY TASTE SO GOOD
>>69317867
Since they are having Brock in the main event, why not have CM Punk as the co-main event?
This is a meme sport, why would anyone take mma seriously? Cards change non stop, it's all based on luck if u don't get flagged or injured. Literally wwe now
Why does everyone want to get on the New York card so badly?
Bros I moved into an apartment for the first time in my life and all I literally hear is doors slamming and people shouting from their apartments
Is this really how it is all the time? I have people on both sides of me and a floor above me and below me
>>69318041
BUH GAWD ROGAN
WITH BILL SUPERFOOT WALLACE AS MY WITNESS HE HAS BROKEN THAT WALL IN HALF
>>69318033
Is there anyone at 205 who would be willing to fight him on 2 days notice?
>>69318023
Dana honestly looks heartbroken. Poor guy.
can UFC sanction a kickboxing match for DC vs Bisping? No belt on the line.
>>69318023
Thank you
>>69318002
Thanks man, can barely believe this shit
Where's that USADA FUCKIN SHITS poster? They ruined my card.
>>69318064
Perosh
>>69318059
>Why does everyone want to be on the UFC's first card at Madison Square Garden?
>>69318044
>get btfo
>only comeback is no u
you the fuccboi m8. i'm in south florida if you want to settle this at Heem 1 you little bitch.
>>69318064
It's 200, I gurantee the entire division just offered to fight him. This would be the biggest pay day of their career.
>>69318060
yes apartments suck
you also hear anyone having sex
>>69318075
Martin Shkreli vs. Mafic Johnson for the inaugural AIDS belt.
>>69317964
>>69318010
>wmma headlining UFC 200
It would be very progressive
>>69318052
>implying i like jones
>implying i'm wrong
wake up kid
>Come in looking to have a comfy heem
>Main Event, Fight I'm actually looking forward to the most, isn't even happening
WHAT
THE
HELL
GUYS I FUCKING GOT IT!
BISBONG VS HENDO WE MUST MEME IT!
DUBS AND WE DO IT!
FOR FUCKS SAKES! JBJ IS A TARNISHED CHAMPION AND WILL FOREVER BE IN INFAMY DANA CAN'T PUNISH DC FOR THIS BISPONG VS HENDO
>>69318085
COME AT
>>69318023
Poor Dana
Thanks mate
>>69318046
THere's nothing wrong with being cokaine, it's a grown up drug, only fucking kids smoke weed and beer
>>69318088
Ryan "DC GOT A NIG HEAD AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF" Bader winning would really put a cap on this year so far
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxx5UBoXKp8
>>69318026
>the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) has informed Jon Jones of a potential anti-doping policy violation stemming from an out-of-competition sample collection on June 16, 2016.
June 16, 2016. Definitely enough time for a replacement to train well enough to put on a decent performance at the very least.
>>69318075
based shkreli
>>69318097
>I don't like Jones
>I just blame the drug testers for his fuckups
lol
lol
lol
>>69317944
>expecting sports to ever be clean
>especially fight sports
>muh fair play
>not realizing USADA have a history of corruption
>constantly making exceptions for fighters like Mayweather, Morales...
USADA OUT
>>69318100
>>69318100
>>69318100
>>69318100
>>69318100
OH FUCK I DID IT!
it's just a dream right lads
>>69318023
i thought dc was supposed to talk up there
what happened?
>>69318088
>Just give me the easiest dick to succ in the division.
why would they fucking just announce this FUCK USADA
>>69318075
based Shkreli
>>69318110
The most important part of this is the whole "potential" word, it means that the test may very well be not positive...
USADA is setting Jon up
>>69318110
Are you retarded? They collected the sample on June 16th, that's not when they got the results back.
>Mfw Brock gets to main event again
LITERAL TOP DRAW.
>>69318098
Mate literally the one time I spend a bit of time away from heem to catch up with a few things, this gets announced and I miss all the immediate fallout.
Honestly thought it was just memes
OI BOYOS OIM CONNAH FUGGEN MGGREGGOR I SWEAR ON ME MUMS FAT SAGGY EGG TITS ILL CUM BACK 2 FIGHT ANYONE EVEN THE BIG NEGRO ANY WEIGHT CLASS ILL PUT ON 100 POUNDS IN TWO DAYS I SWEAR ON ME MUM
*AYY OH AYY OH AYY OH AYY OH AYY+
>>69318131
Oh yeah I'm sure they sat on the news for as long as possible just to fuck with you.
You know what time it is lads!
DC vs Piana at openweight god dammit
Why couldn't the usada fuckboys wait till after 200 so that we could at least see the damn fight
https://twitter.com/John_Kavanagh/status/750922260165255168
Happening lads
>>69318163
DC paid them off
>>69318117
hey motherfucker, if you like having fights cancelled all the time because some niggers are too dumb to know how to cycle properly, then be my guest
but i'm a fuckin' fight fan and i want to see the best fight the best
>no succ memes during fight night now
>>69318163
Because little conniving dirty blackies like you kept on whining about USADA only revealing the positive tests AFTER fights had taken place. So USADA listened, and revealed before the fight, and look what FRICKING HAPPENED
>dana says he hopes someone steps up to fight cormier
this is a good sign right? Means that dana is willing to book someone on a couple days notice?
>bork laser is going to be the main event for UFC 100 & 200
this sport is a fucking joke lol
Why dont they move Joanna vs Claudia to UFC 200 so it has 5 fights, make Tate vs Nunes the main event so that it doesn't look like a Bellator card, and promot Pearson/Brooks to TuF Main Event?
Serious talk
Do you think UFC knew beforehand? Jones was contacted mid june.
If so we will see a JJ replacement tomorrow.
>BJ goes to Greg Jacksons-Wink
>busted by USADA
>now Jones
Is Greg Wink the next American Top Team?
>>69317491
kek
>>69318179
That's not on the drug testers, that's on the fighters.
Secondly, as we've seen in the last year it turns out that the best of the best changes real fucking quick when you institute real drug testing.
>le peds made the fights better meme
>>69318155
Lance Armstrong unironically believes this
Fucking cheats
>>69318158
These meme really confuses me, why is piano man shopped on a poster right babe?
>>69317834
ANOTHER AKA MEMBER FALLS VICTIM TO LEFT HOOK LARRY
MAKE IT HAPPEN DAYNAH
>>69318180
;__;
>>69318193
3XXX SIZED GLOVES
BEST FIGHTER 5 EVER
BRAWLER
>yfw floyd and conor main event 200
>>69318138
Except this will do nothing but negatively impact the card since the literal main event is now off and now the numbers for 200 will be shit tier despite based Bork because it's surrounded by an aura of negativity
>>69318176
what did he mean by this?
only thing that can save this card now is lawler vs woodley
>>69318203
Sleazebag assholes, I'm honestly not surprised if they turn out to be a hotbed of juicers
>@PULSENightclub: We are so sad for our fellow SUCC lifestyle enthusiast Daniel Cormier having his fight canceled ;_;
>Fertitta crooks couldn't stand over them to hold results for a couple more days
fucking pussies
>>69318231
Brick Lefther will bring yuuuge crowds.
>>69317934
Let's watch some Ngannou fights lass
The realization that Jones and DC might never cross paths again is slowly dawning on me.
>>69318231
nope
this was major news
if they have a top tier name to replace JJ it could be a bigger PPV
Bisping could sell it
>>69318221
FAGGOT
Can't believe this shit.
>>69318259
Bisping is not at all a bigger name than JJ
>Ronda
>Conor
>Jon
>all basically kill in an 8 month timespan
>>69318195
>2 wmma fights
that would make the card even worse
they need to say fuck it, and put bisping in there
>>69318208
i'm not blaming the drug testers for doing their job, i'm pissed the UFC decided to bring USADA in at all
fights were better when guys were juicing
>Cock Chestnar main event
Dana get someone on two days to come in and fight DC, call Fedor's mom I don't give a fuck just make something happen.
Gotta say, I would 100% pay to see bisping fight cormier
>>69318259
I don't know about that one, I think Nate vs Conor was a bigger fight than RDA vs Conor but they had prior history and two interesting personalities colliding.
I can't think of anyone that would do that for 200.
>bisping
lol
>>69318023
>It's actually real
Blimey it's actually real! I am so upset right now.
>>69318023
holy shit hahahaha
All I can do is LOL. I don't like Jon and cringe at the shit he does with DC
>>69318176
why is he such a shitposter?
>>69318290
I miss, on the day piss tests by corrupt/incompetent fight commissions.
i'm gonna go ahead and assume ol pillow hands mcgillicutty was on the juice the entire
>Jon Jones press conference
>I tested positive due to tainted Corn Nutsâ„¢
>>69318290
>fights were better when guys were juicing
Haha what?
What the fuck are you basing that on?
Hopefully with Jones out, Dana uses his prize money to incentives the other fighters to go ham with huge fight bonuses
>>69318294
Bisping as a two division champ in 2016, after knocking out two AKA products? I love it
>allow bork to fight juiced to the gills
>take jones off the card 2 days before the fight with no trial, instead of just letting them fight and stripping the title after if need be
quality organization
*picks up phone*....the fight fans know.....*chatter*....I understand...the time is now.....*chatter* ...I know I know...him versus the entire roster....otherwise it wouldn't be fair.....Activate The Piana Protocol
>yfw OSP takes the DC fight
If we had a Fighters Union, this wouldn't have happened!
>it's a tainted supplement excuse episode
>>69318318
THIS USADA TEST WAS SPONSORED BY BUD LIGHT AND LUTTER'S GYM, TRAVIS LUTTER: THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF JIU JITSU!
"I apologize to my family, friends and fans for my mistake in violating UFC’s wellness policy. No excuses. I own it." - Jon Jones
>>69318329
Natty BisKING unironic GOAT of the USADA era.
>the state of UFC
well not like im paying for it lmfao
get cucked Dana
>>69318325
common sense
any sport will be better if the guys competing are taking supps that make them stronger, faster, increase endurance, etc
>>69318344
fook off ye
>>69318163
They literally did that for Jones vs Belfort and then Jon threw a hissy fit about it. Karma my man
I am actually crying.
What the hell is wrong with you Jon?
>Jones having a press conference tomorrow morning
>McGregor crashed ufc 200 with no survivors
>>69318307
Dude's a piece of shit coattail rider, Conor should fire his ass via twitter.
>>69318345
hell yeah
>>69318361
What happened with all that Roman drama? I haven't been keeping up, plz fill me in lad
>>69318360
Don't forget Hardcore Henry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P0bAQdRzN8
I want to hug him ;_;
citizen of the /succnation/ 4 lyfe
>>69317887
>outside of 4chan, fucking your cousin is weird
. . . outside of the US, fucking your cousin isn't that outlandish.
>mfw the Jones press conference is at the same time as Mcmeme/Diaz conference
>no one watches it
>Jon kills himself
>HARPSICHORD VS UNCLE TOM
>>69318361
Like that nigger will ever say anything close to this.
A NEW CHALLENGER
>>69318325
The existence of PRIDE and how much better it was than the UFC.
>>69318318
>>69318356
I hopes jones goes full denial and is completely belligerent.
>>69318391
source?
please tell me of a first-world country where cousin fucking is "normal"
>>69317834
DO IT!
>>69318366
nah, the USADA adds a sense of credibility to the UFC. You know it's a serious league and the best of the best are fighting there
>>69318392
>>69318376
What's this about a Jones press conference?
>>69318366
You'd think so, but no.
The fights aren't any worse post-USADA, they're about the same.
Do you know what making the fighters stronger and giving them practically unlimited cardio does? It leads to wrestlefucking for fifteen minutes.
I'm going to guess you haven't been watching much in the post-USADA era because things have literally only gotten better. Former stalwarts dropping left and right and multiple fantastic fights.
I will literally fight DC on 2 days notice.
fucking hell
just sell this shit to the chinese
>>69318420
He's talking to the press tomorrow about the whole thing with his media team
>>69318399
Actually sounds spicy.
If Dana lets bisbing fight DC, I would have no problem with that fight headling 200
>>69318419
I'd rather watch roided can fights in Pride instead of UsadaFC
>Breaking news: Jon Jones found deceased in Las Vegas hotel room, suspected suicide.
>I'm the only one who wanted to see Bruck fight Kiwi more than Literally Who and McDope
>>69318390
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
If anyone should pop for roids, it should be Brock, not freaking Jon Jones.
Legacy ruined and tarnished for life. UFC should just fire him. Cut their losses.
>>69318423
Aldo, SIlva, Machida, Belfort to name a few
>>69318414
It's legal in nearly all first world countries except the US.
>>69318390
Thanks for the link senpai
DC's a nice lad, I wasn't really rooting for him but he's had it tough. He sounds really upset here
>>69317887
You have to go back.
>>69318437
I hate Cormier and even I can admit he would embarrass Lattifi
>>69318403
I love Pride but have you actually gone back and watched those cards any time recently?
There's a lot of grapplers just holding people down for twenty minutes and really shit fights.
Pride was great because of factors unrelated to the drug testing imo, like the presentation, matchmaking and ruleset.
This still doesnt mean DC is the real champ or isnt a pussy. DC is still a boring dork.
The media should just dump that Jones conference, we all know what's going to happen
>"This a humbling experience"
>"It's 100% my fault"
blablabla
>does it again months later
>>69318399
latifi has actually looked really good lately.
>>69318436
>>69318436
When/where was this announced?
What time will it be at? bings and bongs?
>>69318468
stfu goof
>>69318458
>legal
>therefore automatically normal and socially acceptable
'no'
>>69318463
sorry, born in the US
DC vs Bork
Hunt vs Derrick Lewis
>>69318100
Checked.
>>69318419
defeats the purpose when dont get to see massive headliners in the biggest cards
>>69318423
at the very least the increase in injuries and fighters unable to recover as fast hurts.
is jones career officially dead?
WHAT
THE
FUCK
JON IS A MORON
>>69318472
They should do an Airing Of Grievances. Imagine "This is your life", but instead of old friends and good memories, it's old enemies and bad times as they all tell it to Jones how it is
>>69318479
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/750924859836805120
>>69317348
Is the jon jones thing for fucking real? For the love of fucking god.
I want to see two niggers beat the shit out of each other. Is is that hard?
who can stop him?
USADA have a history of being highly inefficient if not downright corrupt. Let them fight you mongoloids.
>>69318155
You say that like it's not the truth.
>>69318212
Cheats are no worse than the likes of Novitzky who act like they're glorified gangsters. The day Zuffa hired that guy was a fucking death knell. Bet you think you're a fucking paragon. Expect more "injuries" and ruined cards thanks to these fuckers.
>>69318314
As long as there is money in the fight there will be corruption.
>>69318419
>credibility
>all dem retroactive exemptions
>muh greater good
>>69318479
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN
Only thing confirmed is that it's tomorrow morning (probably at least 8 bongs from now)
>>69318423
GSP was the only guy pre-USADA who was notorious for wrestling all the time
Jones' powerlifting coach was slippin him a creatine micky
>>69318477
Cucktorian detected
>>69318494
h-he just had a bad upbringing
>Was in my isolation tank visualizing this fight
>Go on heem to post my thoughts while still dripping wet in my birthday suit
>boards.4chan.org/sp/catalog
>Ctrl F
>heem
>Click through
>More posts than usual
>Jon Jones popped for roids
>My literal face
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/7/12115472/jon-jones-removal-from-ufc-200-reaction
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/7/12115472/jon-jones-removal-from-ufc-200-reaction
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/7/12115472/jon-jones-removal-from-ufc-200-reaction
>>69318506
A cop
>>69318039
Oh fuck that would be the ultimate
>>69317348
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69318510
Autism
Your sides are not ready
https://twitter.com/Mako_Titan/status/750926156258349056
>>69318506
the law
>>69317432
The sociopath complains about the guy who exposed him as a lifetime fraud. How surprising.
>>69318504
>trusting blacks to main event the biggest UFC card of all time
>>69318506
USADA
>>69318535
Normie non-PED using scumbag
Fellow fighters of /heem/ be honest, if you were offered the shot against DC at 200 tonight with the stipulation you have to let DC SUCC you and everyone would know would you do it?
Show money is only $15k but if you beat DC you get $5mil and the belt.
>500lb squat
>600lb deadlift
Has Adan commented on this yet?
>>69318492
hopefully
>>69318535
That wasnt funny at all.
>>69318519
>was smoking dmt
>see jon jones in my mindseye
>weep tears of joy
>write down joke about us being monkeys in space
>>69318545
Trust NOBODY
Everyone is on steroids, bro. The poster below me is on steroids.
>>69317691
that's not how you greentext
>>69318545
This. There's a reason you don't relax around blacks.
>>69318575
fucking roidjunky loser
imagine how smug Conor is right now
>>69318555
every PR i've seen jones attempt he'd get redlighted for about 12 different reasons.
What's next for him?
>>69318555
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED HE BROUGHT ROMERO ON SO HE COULD GET A GOOD DEAL ON THE GEAR
HIS WHOLE CAMP WAS AGAINST IT BUT HE WAS ALL "NAH BROS SECRET STRATEGY"
HOLY FUCK
>>69318584
lmfao
>>69318560
I'm standing by for an official statement from lithcuck.
>>69318575
Frickin' gearhead!
>>69318307
what he did mean by this
>>69318582
hnnnng i want to punch her in the stomach and throw her over that cliff
>>69318554
I'll let him succ me for free for a shot at that belt.
>>69318545
>trusting blacks
>>69318592
>MFW YOU'RE RIGHT
JON JONES
WHEREVER YOU GO BOY IM COMING
>>69318603
and this is why every white person should carry
What was the violation for? Was it some bullshit cough medicine type shit or was it straight up roids?
>>69318598
was reading on reddit and they found these marks on his stomach which are apparently from Insulin injections, then another guy links a picture of Jon Jones GAT supplements teamate which is a huge bodybuilder and has the same marks on the stomach lol
You now remember Jon Jones
>>69318582
so qt
so pure
>>69318582
>>69318598
did I miss some new memes?
>>69318603
wtf is that gay as shit that nigga wearing
>>69318619
Unknown right now
>>69318627
You're the meme now dog
What do you have to say for yourself?
>>69318390
DC talking like he's Jon Jones' father, based DC.
>>69318603
And niggers wonder why humans hate them.
this card really succs lads
>>69318619
nobody knows yet. Apparently not coke related, but PED related.
>>69318555
>tfw Romero slipped some banned substances in his energy drink
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU USADA?
>>69318588
He's also on roids, that's why he was so scared to show up for the presser and was hiding away in Iceland. Aldo did the same thing too.
>>69318589
senpai dont act like you know what's up, there aint even 12 ways to fail a basic lift
>>69318513
>>69318501
Thanks lads, should I just go to sleep now?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10686281
>>69318619
Can't wait for the reveal
I'm going all in on PEPTIDES
EPTIDES
PTIDES
TIDES
IDES
DES
ES
S
>>69318634
zzzz kill yourself casual
based mark hunt is in the main event of the biggest show of all time, makes me happy man
>>69318632
Make america great again
>>69318642
>bisbong the natty GOAT destroyed the most roided up version of Cung "the literal meme" Le
>>69318619
HGH and/or insulin
>tfw DC gets popped too because he's been succin Jon while he sleeps and Jon's semen is full of PEDs
tfw had to stop shitposting about ufc 200 because I saw a fast as fuck scorpion crawling around
tfw grabbed a shovel and knocked my monitor off the desk while moving couches and shit to smash it's body
tfw monitor is okay but the power button is off and I have to use a pen now to turn it off and on.
Fucking scary battle, more exciting than UFC 200 cokehead jones vs dc would have been.
He will always be remembered as an eye poking coke sniffing decision-tier """champion""" who ruined himself and the biggest MMA event ever.
What a wasted potential.
>>69318618
why, so they end up with a gun?
>tfw lesnar gets popped next
>>69318642
go watch jones pl videos and get back to me
>kimbo gave his life to protect 200 from injuries
>jones made his sacrifice useless
>>69318652
Stay mad sub-human
>mfw he popped for too much cafeine or something like that
>>69318592
>his whole camp was against it
BJ Penn also got busted and he was training at GregWink
>>69318669
I can't wait
>>69318506
himself
>mfw Jones gets popped for eating a poppy seed bagel
Reminder that the most dominant champs have been black.
>UFC 200 was supposed to be the 'biggest card ever'
>>69318669
Lesnar is immune to testing, something about you you get your first test within 4 months of signing with UFC and he was only announced like 3 weeks ago
>Thanks for the cheese. Catch ya's later.
>>69318681
youre the one who's mad casual
>>69318704
and roiders
This year is only half way done and it has been by far the worst year for canceld fights in the history of the UFC
>>69318710
Yeah but he's also been tested 6 times since he was announced to fight
Goodnight /heem/
Jones better be back on the card when I awake
If after all that shit Jon still has more fans than dc...
>>69318710
why post something so dumb?
Like do you think you are at all near correct? Are you so dumb you don't realize how dumb your post is?
>no mcgregor
>no jones
>main event will last about 30 seconds and isnt even a title fight
>>69318710
He has been tested 3 times already you cuck.
The 4 month thing is about when testing usually starts, since they couldn't start 4 months out they're just doing it now.
>>69318731
Try to wake up in a coma, then.
>>69318725
Worst year for cancellations, best year for actual fights
It's been wild!
Why did USADA wait till 2 days before the fight to announce this?
>>69318725
makes 2014 look like baby tier
also wtf are the rest of the embeddedd's gonna be
we could get up to like 10 already, but no they are even more entertaining
>>69318728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRk_KsXJwk
Where on his ig or something?
>>69318731
too soon, bruh
>>69318671
my point is you cant even red light a deadlift 12 different ways
you either
1. hitched the weight
2. didn't lock out
3. didn't wait for cue from judge
4. didn't hold onto it on the way down
that's the only shit you could do wrong from a competition perspective
jones' deadlift video isnt even that bad. looks like the holy grail of form compared to that tony ferguson insanity
>>69318746
Was literally watching the newest embedded before I saw the news
A NEW CHALLENGER
>>69318710
>>69318728
Makes you wonder how long Brock knew that he will be on the card so that he can cycle off properly.
>>69318745
USADA just likes fucking shit up.
>>69318731
Jones has as much of a chance of being back on the card tomorrow as you do of waking up with a full set of teeth tomorrow.
>CORMIER VS DADA 5000
another challenger continues his campaign
>>69318763
Are mean comments really necessary at a time like this
>a resurrected Kimbo Slic will now step in to fight DC
>>69318751
>The one who doesn't fall never stands up
-Fedor
or
>When you lose, don't lose the lesson
-Dalai Lama via Dave Chappelle
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69318773
I AM UPSET AND NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON SOMEONE
>>69318755
they should make a single elimination tournament with all the challengers and the winner gets to fight DC
>>69318771
fuck off gegard jihadi
>Think Jon Jones will mess up somehow
>DC hurts himself for 197
>Welp gonna have to wait till 205 maybe
>No it's for 200
>Jon Jones actually messes up
THIS CARD IS SO SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69318745
They need to make sure its a sure thing before they cause someone of cheating. The sample was taken in June they do a lot of tests or they'll get sued
>>69318745
so idiots buy the ppv early.
When i bought ppv's I would wait until the fox sports card starts then bbuy.
>>69318771
>Everyone
Where can I watch the press conference? All I saw was dana white and at the end he said he was getting cormier in 2 minutes and the video ended
>>69318749
Check the USADA website, the exemption has to do with retired fighters being tested for 4 months before returning
Gegard would get merked by DC and for casual PPV buys he's not generating shit.
Can we see DC fight TJ and Assuncao at the same time?
>there are people who went to sleep early and will have to wake up to this tomorrow
>BRUCK "HULK SMASH" THESBIAN HEADLINES 100 AND 200
>Jones so shook he needs PEDs to beat a 36 year old man
>All that suspect deadlifting and squatting footage on IG
Is there a single fighter who isn't on the gas?
The best fight they could make is Bisbong vs Cormier
>two champs
>Bisping heemed Cormier's boyfriend and DC will want to avenge
>Mike is willing to do it
>Bisping is one of the most popular fighters available, who cares about Urial Hall and Mousasi
>>69318832
NEW
I need a minute to myself.
Givng Brock/hunt the main event instead of one of the championship fights is like somthing fucking bellator would do. Litterally shitting on your champions for a bullshit freak show
Press F to pay respects
>>69318836
Bisping really doesn't need to get destroyed before his first title defense, in which he'll get destroyed anyway.
Who not buying 200 anymore?
>>69317348
Mark Hunt has headlined 2 UFC PPVs
mark hunt is a draw now
>>69317685
fuuark can we redo the election so I can vote for you?
>>69318827
>Somehow dismissing Brock as an actual athlete just because he also does /mandrama/
He was a fucking UFC champion you antsy bitch
>>69318851
>one of the championship fights
>Miesha vs. Nunes
>Women's BW
>Aldo vs. Edgar
>For the fake belt
Please never work in marketing.
>>69318753
your spotter touching you
your spotter pulling you out of the hole
both of which happened during his squat and dl
>>69317685
You'd have to sub out one of the AKA guys for Browne as they wouldn't fight each other out of hespeck. Even though it would be obvious to keep Cormier in I have a feeling he'd back out and let Cain take it stating that it's "his weight class" or some stupid shit like that.
>>69318789
he's orthodox christian reeeeeeee
>>69318745
they should have told dana so he could have a plan b, this is ridiculous.
so the only options right now are gegard, lewis or roy? who's gonna step up /heem/
>>69318925
who spots a deadlift?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN4syHwmU1I
>he will never be this happy again
>>69318965
A lot of middleweights seem like they're up too, including Bisping
>>69319001
shit like this makes me mad
he's a fucking good dude that obviously put his all into it
he's not getting any younger, the least that piece of human garbage jones could've done was give him an honest shot at the title while DC's still got it
jon jones got popped for taking cialis because he was getting ready for all the succ
>>69318618
what a bitch statement
>>69318965
Glover Teixeira
Someone make this picture with good quality please
>>69319224
your in the wrong thread paco
>>69318720
says brasil huehuehue
>>69319274
oh look another retard from pol
>>69319621
t.cuccboi
>>69318158
why is rich piana a meme now?
>>69319823
Stolen from /fit/
>>69318544
>MUH MUH MUH DOPER
How in the seven hells of Tartarus does that ake him a fraud? More importantly, people that you don't like aren't automatically sociopaths.
Watch his podcast with Rogan.
Fag.
Fuck Jones
>>69317527
That's what I'm hoping for. USADA pls go
>>69317810
Agreed. I like Asians but Korean pop star women are soulless.
>>69318060
Hahah hahah, did you move into some dog shit cheap apartment to "save $ on rent?" Enjoy your shit quality of life, I can hear noone on any side of me or below me in my last three apartments
So the answer is no, yours is just dog shit.
>>69318062
>be Texan
>know that Bigfoot Wallace "killed an Indian he met face-to-face while crossing a narrow cliff ledge 50 feet above the river." (Exact words on the historical plaque at Mt. Bonnell
>see this about 'superfag' Wallace
WHO
THE FUCK
IS THIS IMPOSTER
