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7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez [Starts at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
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7/9: UFC 200 - Hunt vs Lesnar [FP Prelims start at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69309279
News:
>Jon Jones USADA'd
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/750895680307113984
>UFC FN 90 weigh in photos
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-90-weigh-in-photos-first-of-three-straight-cards-has-folks-ready-to-scream
>Jones: I beat Cormier "in my prime of partying"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/6/12110972/jon-jones-has-sober-message-to-daniel-cormier-i-beat-him-in-my-prime
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z6sSijyBaE
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
SCHAUB IS GOD
JONES IS SATAN
>>69315868
JONES IS SHOOK AND TOOK ROIDS TO GET OUT OF GETTING SUCCED
DC tha GOAT
TFW NO SUCC
DANIEL CORMIER IS THE FUCKING GOAT
HE BEAT JON JONES
JONES BTFO
>be UFC
>only star is mandrama fighter
LOL
YOU SHOULD GO WITH THEM >>>/asp/
>JONES
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>69315762
>I hit them in the head
who designed this garbage, forrest griffin?
God damnit jones
Did Jones really get btfo'd?
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-press-conference
DANA ON POOICIDE WATCH
LIVE PRESSER RIGHT NOW
200 ruined
jones vs fedor in moscow when
>>69315892
THIS IS NOW A NATTY GOATS THREAD
POST NATTY GOATS HERE ONLY
(STEROID CHEATERS NOT ALLOWED)
>>69315921
It's true. All of it.
>>69315901
kek
How come every single UFC main event I'm hyped for gets ruined. It's happened like 4 times in a row now. Last one was Rockhold vs Weidman.
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree Cormier is the goat light heavyweight?
NO FUCKING WAY
>Jones was shook because he knew he had no counter to an inverted modified hummer
>resorts to doping against a man fueled purely by cake and chicken
I sincerely hope you lads train with your dick in a gi eat least 2 times a day. There is no excuse for having no ground game.
FUCK THIS SHIT ALL THIS FUCKING HYPE AND NOW THIS
BETTER THIS BE A GODAMN TRICK
DC is the goat LHW champ and nobody can say otherwise
>>69315978
Without a doubt. Could've been the best heavyweight too for all we know.
cerrone available vs cormier?
what if just nate vs diaz 2 already?
Oh shit what's up?
I've literally just woken up
>>69315936
>showing the commercial that starts with jones then cutting it off
L M F A O
>tfw last fight companion they predicted someone would not make the card
get O.N.N.I.T onnit to see the future today
Did the press conference just end?
>>69316002
>doubles his intake of popeyes, goes up to HW to take on Brock
CHOC v. BROCK
Jones is p4p #1 but has also fucked up so many times, what does this mean for his future?
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
JUST
>>69316019
Jones tested pos for doping broke honestly 20mins ago,
ITT: POST ATHLETES WHO'S CAREERS AND LEGACIES ARE PERMANENTLY DESTROYED. I'LL START
>>69316032
No they're just scrambling to cover time and all their time covering ads feature Jones.
>>69316020
whoever is coordinating this stream is panicking hard
Have they disclosed what substance he took?
>>69316043
Ayyy lmao
Ayyyyyyyyy lmao
Why is doping even a thing? Who the fuck cares? Just let them compete.
>>69316035
WHAT'S JOHNATHAN "MARROW" JONES DOING IN THE BELLATOR ZONE?
>JON "EYE POKE" "CRACK PIPE" JONES
>potential violation
So does that mean there's a chance that he didn't violate anything? Also, why does doing doing drugs make you get disqualified from fighting anyway? Unless they're steroids.
Type F for Jones' career
>>69316028
im onnit
WE WERE LITERALLY LESS THAN 3 FUCKING DAYS AWAY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO FUCKING PERFECTLY
FUCK YOU JON
FUCK YOU
IM A REAL FITE FAN IM A REAL FITE FAN
FUCK EVERYTHING THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOAT CARD
>>69316079
Diuretics for example can mask steroid use, and there are other masking agents.
>potential violation
how can there be a potential violation
you either violated or you didn't
>>69316062
>Who the fuck cares?
Fighters
It just hit you that you will not see Jon Jones compete in the UFC for at least 2 years.
>mfw UFC 200 is ruined
it's real
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/6/12115102/jon-jones-pulled-from-ufc-200-brock-lesnar-vs-mark-hunt-is-new-main
Is Jones really out of 200 for roids?
Fucking retard negroes. I was rooting for him... Do we.know the substance that make him pos?
Conor McGregor sends his regards.
>>69316106
Probably means the A sample tested positive but they haven't done the B one yet.
>the irony of Jones getting popped and Bork getting promoted to main event
>>69316106
Cause they have to test b samples in case of a false positive
>>69316118
I don't think anyone knows for what substance. Could be weed for all we know.
>>69316106
I think the way USADA works is you give an A and B sample and you can request they also test the B sample if A comes back dirty
will be fun to see whether he even bothers, or if he knows it's over
>>69316118
how can he be roiding when he is skinny as shit
he's not even that tone
>>69316132
hunt BTFO
>>69316081
F
>>69316106
I think it's just for legal reasons that they say that. They wouldn't release this information if he didn't fail some test
>>69316100
>he believed things would be okay
>he thought this gift of God would be unspoiled
Learn ye the wormy ways of this meme-sport
>>69315839
pack your shit goofs we're going to new mexico
>>69316100
>GOAT CARD
Without Conor?
wew
The Light Heavyweight division has now been renamed the "What If" division for years to come.
>>69316113
conor cursed 200 with gaelic black magic
watch brock shit his colon out at the weigh ins
>>69316135
It's a doping violation, it's some sort of PED
>>69316132
with Brock's genetics if he juiced he'd literally be the hulk, he's not even that jacked tbqh
dana, if you're reading this, just call conor and nate and double down, save the card and reschedule 202
pls dana
>mfw just learn about this
holy shit
rip ufc 200
Fuck jones
Never will be my boy never was. How can you be so retarded
Conor wins lads
Where the fuck is the press conference? I see quotes from journalists on twitter but no video.
OFFICIALLY OFF MY BOYS LIST.
>>69316162
conor is meme trash, fuck off m8
Dana needs to sell his house and bribe Conor and Nate to come back and save UFC 200
>>69316129
please PLEASE put dana's face on robb's. and like artem or ido on bolton's
>born too late to compete untested to become the undisputed p4p Pride open weight legend
>born just time in time to get a taste of ufc stardom before crashing out as a druggie
The main event of UFC 200 the ppv hyped for years is literally Brock Lesnar lmao. I'm so glad I stopped following UFC and its fucking retarded hype train fueled "sport"
Just a reminder
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/1/22/7872199/ped-jon-jones-testosterone-levels-suspicious-daniel-cormier-drug-test-ufc-182
>Le can't stop doing banned substances man
>Plot Twist
Diaz-Goober superfight was the plan all along for 200
fuck this shit its really sad happening 2 days ago
My friend who knows DC says he stands to lose 5-10 million dollars thanks to Jones dumbass
>>69316136
>>69316134
>>69316131
No I get that but the test came back positive for a banned substance which means it's not a "potential" violation, it ostensibly is a direct violation no?
i dno whatever, it's still hilarious. what a retard
FUCKING USADA SHITS
>mfw was actually going to order 200 instead of streaming it
>UFC 200: Cormier vs Johnson II
Diego Sanchez is upset at this news.
I TRIED SO HARD
Zuffa will sell after UFC 200 craters. They've all had enough
>>69316171
>he's not even that jacked
sure thing bud
>>69316207
His career is literally over
>>69316228
Probably, yeah, they test, retest, and retest the retest. It wouldn't be questioned at all if they weren't sure.
since Lesnar vs Hunt is the main event, do you guys think Brock/Hunt can even go 5 rounds?
it's on, DC vs Bisping main event
>Jon Jones fucking DC over of a HUGE payday
Who's the real loser?
Is there any chance for Jones to clean his body out before the second test?
Jones has fucked the UFC so many times holy shit
>>69316254
kimbo/dada-esque
It was an out of competition drug test I believe.
Has to be 420
>>69316254
UFC said it's only going three rounds
>>69316240
forcedmemerichpianna.png
he'd literally be a monster, a horrific creature, also he'd probably not have chickenlegs
POST LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHTS WHO ARE BETTER THAN A NATURAL JON JONES
I'LL START
>>69316254
it be funny if Brock or Hunt pops tomorrow or hours before the event
I want to watch this fucking press conference
Jones should pay someone to bomb the USADA office. This shit has reached witch hunt status
press conference is over or what
if Bisping wants to end up in a wheelchair thats fine with me
>>69316282
oh word? thats kind of a letdown
That's a nice Main Event you got there..
>>69316062
When UFC fighters start dying because of drug addictions, guess whose ass is gonna get reamed for it?
I lost my boy..............
>>69316289
Maybe the stupid nigger just wait to use illegal substances immediately after fights instead of before
Do you think Brock gets special treatment from USADA/UFC? A little money slipped so they allow him to compete?
wtf I just read about Jon Jones being out and my heart stopped for a second, What the fuck?????????????????????????
I was even watching DC and jon jones interviews to get pumped up
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
who /UFCmusicPleaseStandBy/ here?
>>69316284
if jon is getting the PEDs from his coaches then carlos condit probably is too
and explains arlovski's resurgence
Where the fuck are your memes now?
>mfw DC is the natty goat
>>69316270
The 'B' sample was already collected
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685823
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685823
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685823
>>69316106
>I have never heard of a false positive
What do they teach you canucks?
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN
This guy has a periscope of the presser from dana right now
>>69316314
same, my hype was peaking just now, kinda makes me laugh now I guess. Memes are happening everywhere these days.
>>69316328
Cruz > DC > MM
>>69316317
I thought i had r6 siege tabbed its been playing so long
>>69316228
It's the whole innocent till proven guilty but he's pretty fuckin guilty
USADA don't fuck around
PRESS CONFERENCE LIVE STREAM
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWpVLmRpJQ
fuck everything
How can you do drugs right before you get tested. Do athletes have zero self control?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRgav4Ak8fA
JONES IS OUT OF 200
FIGHT IS CANCELED
How can anyone be fan of that piece of shit nigga of Jones
>You now remember Jon Jones complaining about Vitor Belfort's steroid abuse
wait what the fuck, Jon Jones popped for steroids? fuck this semen slurping sport
Hi Conor McGregor here, I have a fookin important strawpoll that needs to be filled out
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685828
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685828
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685828
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-press-conference
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-press-conference
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-press-conference
MOUSASI VS DC
>>69316328
>midget manlet
>even on the list
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
>>69316361
Who gives these cucks their authority? They are non-government. Why doesn't the UFC just tell them to fuck off?
dumb question but is it possible to find a fill in spot for jon jones when the fight is 3 days away?
Lmao they literally just named Jones the greatest fighter in UFC history on that countdown show
Jones is literally scum.
I take so much pleasure in his downfalls.
>>69316383
>Paying for UFC events ever
>>69315839
nice OP you retarded faggot piece of shit, the title has nothing to do with the most important thing going on, literally fucking kill yourself no one read ur stupid news articles
>>69316324
Every fighter is, some just hide it better than others.
Even bisping does.
>>69316381
Jones does recreational drugs, not steroids.
Whats the relationship of the UFC with USADA and the athletic commissions? The UFC needed USADA to clean up its fame of being a roidedfest, but USADA overrules whatever the UFC wants, and is on the same level as an athletic commission?
Be completely honest.
Do you think the UFC regrets getting involved with USADA?
Is the stream really over or is Cormier still coming out?
WHY
>>69316381
Who is this dude?
fuck USADA
>>69316440
>op doesnt have link of jones being usada'd
>>69316376
>they just tested me two days ago, they're not going to test me again SNORT SNORT SNORT
>>69316402
The UFC literally contracted them, goofball
BRIAN STANN
VS
DANIEL CORMIER
215LB CATCHWEIGHT BOUT
>>69316457
I don't know, do you really want to have one guy on gear fighting others without. Only alternative is to ban it all or let both fighters do whatever they want. In the later case they probably can never fight in USA.
>>69316457
Absolutely
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>69316419
>>69316463
lol we had the same idea
>>69316403
Cowboy would probably do it, weight classes be damned
>>69316479
>3 days
nope.
Dc happy or sad right now?
>>69316472
it should be the title, OP is a fucking dipshit
>>69316472
You know nobody reads your walls of text right?
Not that it matters but the main event will be only 3 rounds.
>>69316377
>where were you eating dinner
What did he mean by this?
Well, there goes purchasing the card. Fake and Gay.
DC NEEDS A FIGHT, DAMNIT
>>69316491
weight classes are a social construct
>>69316490
kek
>>69316403
I guess it's possible if they get licensed for the fight and can make weight by Friday.
KEK
UFC 200 is going down the shithole
>>69316495
Sad, he lost a big payday, and to a lot of people he'll still be a paper champ unless the defeats Jones.
>BREAKING NEWS: Cain Velasquez injured and out of fight with Travis Browne #UFC200
>>69316419
>>69316463
>>69316471
>Don't worry Papa Dana, you can count on me to save the UFC!
>>69316495
He's poor now
>not using a fake dick like onterrio smith to bamboozle the doping authorities
i thought u was a champion jon jones
>>69316451
You don't get banned for two years for recreational drugs unless you're Nick Diaz
I love USADA.
Fucking love them.
Cheaters getting exposed and the entire dynamic of the fight game changing.
>LHW """champion"""
Imagine if they didnt have the Bork fight lmao
>>69316495
The Jew said he is on the verge of tears, he lost out on a couple million dollar to show purse, and Dana White said DC isnt getting paid at all
DC is sad to say the least
>It happened again
I'm more annoyed that I don't get to see him fight at this point than mad or smug.
Jon.... Why?
>>69316500
>im op
>>69316492
why
whoever fights DC gets a few million dollars,
>>69316522
Proxy?
>>69316495
The worst tragedy is that Cormier had to go on Opie Raqio
>>69316440
calm down downie
>>69316463
what he's really thinking is "why the hell did i hire this guy"
I really think that either glover and rumble johnson are ready for DC
>>69316535
yeah, looks like UFC 202 is the new meme event
>DC will retire with the belt
>>69316550
I've been a regular here for a few months newlad
>>69316535
Lmao how cheeky
>"I'll be ready Friday night, I'll be ready Saturday night, I'll be ready Sunday night, I'll be ready the day after that and the day after that. Show up with the 20 grand and I will fight you anytime. I'm ready."
Could Rich Piana save UFC 200?
The absolute worst part for DC will be if Jones gets a longer suspension.
Jones eating a two year suspension puts DC at 40 years old. Which means DC will never get to avenge his loss to Jones, or even try.
>>69316562
>and broke
>>69316531
well maybe you do if you smash into a pregnant woman's car and flee the scene while you're on recreational drugs and everybody finds out about it
>>69316496
>>69316500
>two shitposters who are too retarded to read anything but the title
I mean the fight would have gone exactly like the first one.
Probably the fight I was least looking forward to on the main card.
>>69316569
his piss can melt steel beams
im genuinely pissed/sad...never been so pumped for an event before. Also this fight was the #1 thing for me, everything else was bonus. Really wanted to see if DC could pull off the win
>>69316577
they will never give Jon Jones a main event PPV again after this
Jones shouldn't be given another immediate title shot he fucked up too many times
>>69316583
>open heem
>see a bunch of comments about jon jones pulled from UFC 200
>wonder what is going on since the title is a literal who from a fucking 4 month old fight
>>69316577
His loss is already avenged, Jones is a juicehead, that ruins his entire legacy, anytime someone brings up a Jones fight people will say "yeah but he was probably on the gas"
Not to mention DC would fuck up a natural Jon Jones
>>69316207
now we all will get treated to years of:
>jon jones: the motivation speaker
>jon jones: the megachurch pastor
>jon jones: the tragic best selling author
I feel so bad for DC holy shit.
He was set to make tons of money and finally legitimise himself in the eyes of the fans.
>>69316132
Brock is the main event of UFC 100 and 200. Fucking shit
This song just came on and signifies my current feelings
FUCK USADA ITS PROBABLY FROM A FUCKING SUPPLEMENT AND ITS NOTHING SERIOUS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
CANT THEY HAVE THEM FIGHT FIRST AND THEN WHEN THE TESTS RESULTS ARE FINAL THEY CAN REMOVE THE BELT FROM JONES IF HE WINS
FUUUUCK
>>69316583
>aspie that's too retarded to put the biggest scandal in the sports history somewhere in the beginning of his wall of irrelevant autism
>inb4 Jon Jones suspended 2 years for drinking a muscle milk
>Lesnar fight is main event now
>Hunt KO's him clean
>WWE's biggest star gets killed in front of the world
>Vince McMahon kills himself from embarrassment
>WWE goes under
>NJPW becomes new top wrestling promotion
>>69316590
I feel the same DC-bro
>>69316593
how many second chances has he received?
>>69316625
he wasn't going to win m8
I have always thought they should pay other fighters to stay on weight and be ready for shit like this
>>69316627
Forgot pic
>White said he was unclear how Cormier would be compensated considering the amount of money that he makes.
How should DC be paid?
>>69316625
Since the only thing standing in the way of his legitimacy has been revealed to be a shithead doper that no longer matters
The loss of millions is what I feel bad for him about
IF JON GETS BANNED AND GOES TO BELLATOR THEY WILL BE BETTER THAN THE UFC. UFC BTFO BY USADA AND KIKEBOK
>>69316476
so fire them
>>69316387
do you have the cormier interview? this one just shows dana
>>69316535
Literally fuck McGregor and that Diaz rematch. It never deserved to exist and any event it exists on is a meme card. Diaz startched that mick bitch
>>69316646
YOU JUST DONT KNOW HOW SICK YOU MAKE ME
>>69316631
it's the first story in the news section bud
I gotta say, there is beauty in Conor flexing and the UFC refusing the budge thinking that they can make UFC 200 massive without him, and then this....
That is quite something.
>>69316652
i want him to fight for RIZEN
JONES VS FEDOR
>>69316625
Let's be honest here - DC was going to be beaten the fuck out of for lots of money.
MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS HAPPEN?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS MAD ABOUT MMA IN MONTHS.
GOD DAMN FUCK
>>69316535
This guy is unbearable.
>>69316643
Why?
Oh right, because Jones was juiced to the gills.
>mfw Jones is a hack fraud and DC is the true champ now
>post YFW Daniel Cormier has solidified himself as the greatest natural Light Heavyweight of all time
>>69316648
Jone's ufc200 share paid to him over the rest of his career.
Is there any chance Jones gets cleared or is this like as unlikely as a dna test failing
>JBJ will haunt DC for the rest of his life
>>69315839
>tfw jon jones is just a really unlucky guy who got in unlucky situations
>tfw he will go down in history as a cokefiend cheater instead of the role model he is....
>>69316677
he's 100% right you idiot
>>69316673
Actually, let's really be honest here - You can't say that because we never saw the fight
>>69316657
You're a dummy
>>69316694
It was only potential. It could be a false pos. If it is USADA and UFC relationship is over
>>69316648
they should find him literally any other fight and then pay him the same percentage deal they had with him already for it.
>>69316673
>>69316710
Jones was going to lose to DC
Then Robbie loses to Tyron
and eventually
MM loses to Cruz, and then Cruz loses to TJ
full circle
>>69316659
here
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWpVLmRpJQ
13 min mark ish
>>69316666
The news section below all the shit no one cares about
How hard is it to just once not be on the spectrum and put something actually relevant?
I mean it's literally the biggest news in the history of this sport and you just put it as basically a footnote because autism
>>69316705
>unlucky
>consciously chooses to put drugs in his body right before a fight
>>69316717
I'm dead serious.
What happens if the UFC just tells the USADA to fuck off and has the fight? They gonna sue their employer?
USADA can chew a fat dick
>>69316707
>Conor nuthuggers
>ever
Hendricks can probably make 205 on short notice
>Jeff Novitzky
>>69316689
>natural light heavyweight
>>69316694
no mostly, they are just being careful with words because he has a right to test the "b" sample
>where is my helium tank
someone heem me
Jones literally ruined one of the best cards in UFC history. How the fuck does this happen 3 days before UFC fucking 200
>Jon Anik just constantly bitching about how hard the TV crew's job is going to be
Fuck you Jon Anik
nice "sport" you have here
>Jon made his instagram private
JON CONFIRMED SHOOK
JBJ BTFO ON SUICIDE WATCH
OH. MY. GOD.
JUST KILL ME NOW LADS
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/6/12115102/jon-jones-pulled-from-ufc-200-brock-lesnar-vs-mark-hunt-is-new-main
>people in this thread blaming USADA for this
Holy shit
>>69316753
If we all mob him together I think we could kick his ass
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
SCHAUB HAS SPOKEN
SCHAUB BLESS
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/750907075836817408
>>69316746
>your life
that picture gave me aids
>>69316737
>he doesn't like Conor as a person so that means he pretends to be uninterested in Conor's fights
get over yourself you little biatch lol holy shit
This fucking guy is done, zbsolutely, that's it, He's done it way too many times.
Not only was this his last chance, he fucked up the biggest fight and opportunity of his career: to fight his rival in the biggest event in UFC history.
It's over for him, i don't think he'll come back to the top ever again, USADA normally issues two year suspensions , after that what's left for him?, he'll have to work his way to the top, Dana won't let him just waltz in again at the top, and he certainly doesn't seem mentally up for it.
Cormier was right all along, this guy is beyond stupid.
JUST JONES
DC got fucked so hard in this. He paid Cain Velazquez to train with him for weeks and flew in some african kickboxer and had documentary crews and everything and now he's not getting paid at all
>>69316768
It's just Jonesfags
all these jon jones apologists, fucker fucked himself. You really want unrestricted drug use?
>>69316775
NO ONE FUCKING CARES
>>69316746
dolphin bukkake sauce
There's absolutely no reason at all why DC wouldn't be paid goofballs
>>69316731
thx have a bunda
The payday for this fight would've been huge.
Can't believe Jones blew it.
Huge mistake. Don't think he'd risk missing out on that payday.
>>69316718
top kek
>>69316735
He would never dope, he doesn't need it, it's not in his character. Either the lab fucked up or someone in his camp slipped it to him in his food
>>69316744
>tfw you were even higher when you pissed in the b cup
>I am blessed and humbled by the continued support of the MMA community and I can’t thank my fans enough for their unwavering support through my ups and downs. This marks the beginning of a new chapter in my life and my career and let me assure you, the best is yet to come.
I fucking knew things were going too smoothly leading up to 200!
>>69316775
Schaub with the voice of reason. Thank you God.
>>69316807
If it's recreational drugs then yes. No reason to be banned for smoking weed or doing cocaine.
>>69316813
how about the fact that Dana literally said into a microphone that they only pay the guys that don't make a lot and that "DC makes a lot of money, so we'll see"
>>69316819
I'm pretty sure he's set for life, that nigga's got rebock money
>>69316845
>>69316845
they have implied its PEDs a little, not sure, but "experts" believe it was PEDs.
>>69316490
>>69316463
>>69316419
For the love of God someone shop the JUST hair onto Dana. It's the only thing that could remotely make me feel good about that piece of shit Jones
>>69316829
pretty sure he popped for steroids, this doesn't have a vibe of "he was just doing cocaine" or anything
>>69316781
What the fuck are you on about?
>Jon Anik is still complaining about how hard the TV crews job is going to be now
FUCK
YOU
JON
ANIK
New owners probably forced them to announce this shit. Negotiation tactics going HAM
>raise questions about the potential financial and legal liablity of defending sending a known drugged fighter into the cage to injure someone, or worse
>get that fighter removed from the card 3 days prior fight night
>tank the buyrate of that card, increase leverage in negotiations
Billion dollar negotiators do not fucking play bos and girls
>>69316850
DC works on Fox. I guess if he doesn't fight on Saturday, he'll do the weather forecast aswell.
Daniel Cormier is the reason Jones vs Cormier 2 didn't happen last time. And now Jones is the reason it's not happening this time. It's like a movie.
>>69316845
It was out of competition it can't be recreational drugs
You are Daniel Cormier.
What are you thinking right now?
>>69316535
this guy's tweets are the weirdest passive aggressive shit
did Cormier come out and talk??
I think they should break up the Anthony Johnson vs Glover Teixeira fight and give cormier one of those guys.
For the one who's left with no opponent just give him some cash.
Could Glover sub in for jon?
>>69316869
dear god kill yourself you stupid piece of shit lol it's not even remotely close to being a comparable situation
>>69316845
Wait, don't people, especially pot legalization activists and users, say marijuana can cure all kinds of diseases, works as analgesic, against cancer and so on?
Then later the same guys will scream that it doesn't do shit and Nick is being persecuted. It's one way or the other
>>69316858
bumping the request
>>69316885
no shot he would make weight for a title fight
You MMA fags better be bowing down to mandrama now for saving your shitty """"sport""""
>>69316813
My friend is literally with DC rn and Im texting him
Confirmed not paid
>WMMA is the co-main of UFC 200
So progressive
Literally crying tears of joy right now
>>69316876
https://youtu.be/M0CfNA12aFw
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
>>69316876
Ok jon jones, you think im going to sit here and let you take me out of a payday
>>69316807
Yes. It's right in the name. Performance Enhancing Drugs.
Why would I not want the performance to be enhanced?
>>69316876
>Can I call myself a real champ? Arguably. After all, I lost to JJ. Can he call himself a real champ? Can he call himself an athlete even after all this? Fuck no.
>>69316876
>cormier is thinking "i can't fuck jon's bootyhole after the match"
>>69316875
Is that jason momoa heeming a redditor?
Frankie Edgar the mad man
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/frankie-edgar/frankie-edgars-coach-he-was-stiff-arming-kids-during-flag-football/
LMFAOOOOOOOO
>Could have reignited his UFC career.
>Literally tosses it in the trash
Welp. I knew the story of a poor black kid from the Bronx with glowing wisdom was too good to be true. Just another nigger whose full of himself.
Jon Jones is THE biggest piece of shit ever
>>69316875
>a grown man wearing a hollister shirt
>J.........Jon?
>yfw DC will never get to succ
kek, eat shit eye-poker
>>69316900
main event the biggest show in MMA history
on the undercard of a B level WWE PPV a month later.
>>69316909
Screen cap of texts or it's bullshit, you know the deal
>>69316875
>Movement training.
>>69316921
so unrestricted testosterone, DNP, etc etc by people needing cash.
6 months before someone tears anothers head off in ring.
Hey pussy, are you still there?
if I told you 6 months ago that Mark Hunt would headline UFC 200, would you have believed me?
JUST
>>69316939
Thank you senpai
what did he mean by this?
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""SPORT"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
DC is probably binge eating a bucket of nuggets right now
Any hope to send in Mcgreggor and Diaz?
So what whats the final tally of total days of Jon Jones doing anything stupid?
>>69316973
>undercard
Are you just fucking stupid or a fucking ignorant asshole
He is the main even at Summerslam vs Randy Orton
God i'm sick your fucking cuck cockheads not know shit.
>>69317008
palhares do bad thing?
>Ruins 200
whacha gonna do white boi?
>>69316921
because PEDs making the fights better is a meme and things have been pretty much the same since USADA
If anything I think the fights have actually gotten better since USADA, no more freak strength cardio monsters holding people against the cage for 15 minuets
>>69316875
who is this?
Can you fucking imagine they fly in McGregor and Diaz lmao
Can I cancel the thing and get a refund? WHY THE FUCK DID I FALL FOR THE PREORDER MEME? THERES LITERALLY NO REASON TO PREORDER. FUCK I KNEW BETTER THAN THIS!
>>69317024
not watch it and spend time sober with my family?
We already knew he was on gear from those fucked testosterone ratios in that requested document a while back. Fucking sucks it ruined this event.
>>69317008
number of brazilians DC beat: zero
number of brazilians Jon beat: about twenty
that's what he meant by that
>tfw you will never succ Jon's dick
>>69317035
Ido Portal
>>69317021
Should be a based match but wont be Main Event
realistic options at this point
>DC vs Mousasi
>DC vs random HW
>DC vs Johny Hendricks
Will rich piano step in?
>>69317018
on 3 days notice? literally no fucking chance
>>69316062
Like all those PRIDE fighters who died of drug addictions? Oh wait...
>>69316495
Are you serious? He's probably at least 100x more devastated than JBJ.
>if Frank Mir beat Mark Hunt he could have been the one fighting Lesnar
>The 2 biggest PPVs could have been headlined by the same people
well now it's obvious who should headline this card
https://streamable.com/6r51
>>69317051
DC knocked bigfoot out
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/731700094278361090
kek
>>69317008
Based Big Retard, what a nice boy. He lost to DC too.
21st birthday ruined by anderson getting heemed.
22nd gets ruin by bj getting heemed
23rd birthday ruined by nobody liking you when you're 23
24th birthday ruined by not winning powerball and jon jones fucking 200 up.
The only good thing is how mad miami is that we took dwade back.
But I don't even want that no knee fuck.
Feelsbadman
>tfw the whole weekend is ruined
im not hyped anymore
>>69316995
nope, id never expect Mark of all people to be on the top card.
A humble heavyweight based in my own glorious shitposting city, in the twilight of his career, headlining the biggest mma event of all time.
I hope its the big payday so he can retire with a huge win and avoid taking any more hits to the head.
I hope all you anti-PED nazis are happy.
USADA WILL BE THE DEATH OF MMA. Not just UFC, all of MMA. This is the turning point. MMA dies after today.
But you won't have any "cheating" so be happy.
You either let fighters use whatever drugs they want or you kill MMA. There's no middle ground.
There is no way to police this. You just have to let them use whatever they want. It's NONE OF OUR BUSINESS what chemicals are in their body. And testosterone is "natural" anyway. Way more natural than cyrogenic recovery booths and hypobaric chambers and training at altitude.
>be best ever UFC fighter with sketchy test levels
>pop for cocaine
>hit and run while high, title stripped
>"I know, I won't get drug tested for a year, I'll just get on the gas and get huge"
>everyone notices that he is suddenly way bigger
>every single MMA journalist writes an article on him being bigger
>gets to biggest UFC event ever
>pops for steroids
>>69317056
You're right, i'm sorry for acting like dick
really drunk right now
>>69317077
>>69317037
They are already there for the press conference tomorrow senpai
CONGRATULATIONS ZUFFA, FOR THE BIGGEST CARD IN MMA HISTORY, VIRTUALLY UNTOUCHED TO THIS POINT
WELL DONE, DANA AND LORENZO
HOWEVER
>>69317076
He's not Brazlian he's a monkey
>>69317073
Nah, Frank would have still failed that test.
>>69317019
we are back to 0 days since jon has done anything stupid
WAKE ME UP
>>69316707
>le superstar coach tweets
No one cares, it's over. Reminds me of Team Alpha Fail.
>>69317061
Can someone explain how Rich became a meme in /heem/? I knew him for years from his "gotta eat big to get big" video and just started posting here recently
>>69317037
mcgregor and diaz in vegas tomorrow for 202 press conference pretty sure..
IS HUNTO FIGHTING 5 FUCKING ROUNDS NOW?
Anyone who thought Jon Jones was natty is a retard
he looked like shit against OSP
He would lose to DC if they are both natty.
>>69316987
PRIDE didn't test. No one died.
>>69317030
Cain gassing fast, then Werdum gassing faster. I miss cardio monsters.
>>69317051
what? DC wiped the mat with Bigfoot's head, he probably doesn't even remember that though
>>69317076
you're right but that was the only one
>>69317077
can somebody please cap this i'm on mobile lol
>>69317104
well done
>>69317119
Good god I don't think either of them will look good if it goes past the third. They didn't prepare for five rounds.
>>69317122
That fight wasn't even in the USADA era dude
>>69317131
no
unless you give a good sucking to my cock
>>69317030
But now fighters have cardio for 1 round and they're Dada level for the rest of the fight, and we have to watch them nearly fainting in the cage
>>69317056
If Lesnar beats Hunt it could be possible Vince would make it the main event. Especially if Ambrose is somehow still the champion.
>Conor and Nate both in Vegas for meme press conference tomorrow
>Both could easily make 170 by Friday
>yfw they knew johnny would pop and they are ready to slot into the main event
>>69317104
These memes might just be worth it.
>>69317098
It's okay, Ukraine, you are forgiven
>>69317122
blood sports always die out. USADA is probably a faggy group and needs to be dropped but do your own testing or somthing to not have people drop their life expectancy to 39 years.
>>69317151
I don't think Nate makes 170 in two days
>>69317146
What? That's not even what happens.
also fighters getting gassed doesn't mean the fight turns to shit unless both of them are exhausted, if one of them gets gassed it usually means a finish is coming
>>69317140
Thats what I'm thinking, you can't spring it on HW's like Hunto and Bork to go 5 rounds on 3 days notice.
>>69317145
okay babe come here ;)
Jon Jones vs Roman Reigns confirmed for SummerSlam
you guys think its a bullshit supplement detection type deal where it wasnt really serious or its steroids?
I do find it sketchy that he got so strong in 6 months of powerlifting training as someone who does it. He can squat 500 after less than a year powerlifting training, he was probably on gear
Fuck Jon Jones
JUST
>>69317119
Nah, they said it's still 3 at the conference. Great match, but as a main event it's going to be really anticlimactic when it ends in about 45 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRgav4Ak8fA&feature=youtu.be
>>69317162
It's okay, Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor will be contested at middleweight.
>>69317082
quality Herb Dean stoppage
>>69317151
D E V I L I S H PLAN
CONOR WINS AGAIN
>>69317182
he's so shiny
>>69316307
Yeah, many look at all those historically dirty sports and the fucking rising death tolls.....
Called it, faglords.
>>69317187
SUCK
>>69317140
Both can finish each other, striking is Brock's weakness and and wrasslin is Hunto's weakness.
Look at Rory vs Wonderboy, they were evenly matched because Rory is tough as fuck and has decent standup, I don't think either heavyweight can last long on the worst position for each.
>>69317171
It's just hit me that this could be a repeat of Hunto vs Stipe
I don't think I can handle that again
>the biggest UFC card of all time is headlined by Mark Hunt due to the main event being cancelled three days prior
Honestly guys, when you think about it, this is kind of how it had to be. Right?
>>69317187
imagine wasting all that time getting ready when the other guy is fucking moron
>>69317187
lel
fucking nigger fight
I'm so glad I don't care about light heavyweight.
>>69317176
He had fucked testosterone ratios around the time of his cocaine test IIRC.
>>69317095
totally agree
fuck these usada pieces of shit
>implying anyone is natty nowadays except a few people
>>69317187
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>>69317187
Damn,i feel bad for Corm, was rooting for him even after losing all the bantz (until now)
He won, his point is proven, Jones is the dumbest nigger you could ever come across
/SuccNationPrideWorldwide/
>>69317213
2 year suspension
DC will retire before jon jones is back.
He lost 5-10 million thanks to Jones. So basically half his entire life earnings is down the drain.
>it starts with...
just let jones/DC have a parking lot brawl after 200
>>69317208
yeah, in the end it has to be this way
>>69317229
made me kek
>>69317208
mark hunt is diaz tier hardcore to casual draw overnight
mark hunt /JDS 2 for ufc 204
What if this was just an ultimate troll job in order to screw the UFC and DC? Company might sell and DC might be retired by the time he's eligible to fight again. I wouldn't put it past that sick fucker.
>casuals getting angry at USADA and not Jones
>>69317095
Jon should've probably cycled better then
>>69317224
Jones found out during OSP he needs roids to beat DC
He had to try doping to beat DC or he would lose.
Natty vs natty, DC wins.
i think this is a witch hunt coming from the new investors
jon may be a piece of shit black nigger, but he isn't that dumb to get injuried and lose one of the biggest paydays of his career
ari gold confirmed for genius
>>69317237
At least there's a silver lining
anyone else happy Mark Hunt is gonna get a ridiculous check this event now?
dude deserves it after his career.
>>69317095
USADA testing is relatively new and these are growing pains.
fighters need more time to adapt.
>>69317265
meant peds, not injuried
>>69317224
J U S T
U
S
T
>>69317277
That's not how that works lol
>>69317277
no I am not fucking happy that Mark fucking Hunt in the main event of 200
I do not care about Mark Hunt
I do not want a three round non title fight vs an unranked opponent to be Mark Hunt's main event fight of the biggest event ever
so no, to answer your question
>>69317277
>Making bank
>BTFOing Vegas scammers
Based Hunto.
>Jon Jones, get your shit together I'm comin'!
>Yeah nah mate I'm alright
FUCK JON JONES
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
>>69317206
be fucking shattering
if Gomi and Hunto get rekt, I'm gonna be drinking hard.
>yfw it turns out bones is innocent
>yfw DC/jones fight @ 202
>>69317277
he's probably gonna cave lesnar's head in too
THREE ROUND MAIN EVENT
>>69317235
>He won
Except he actually lost and invested A LOT to this second fight even tho he acted cool. His legacy was at stake, his factual championship was at stake, 5-10M$ paycheck was at stake.
Now he's lost everything and will retire.
>>69316490
>>69316419
>>69316463
NEW MEMES
>>69317187
oh boy...
I hope the contracts with the fighters give DC/Jone Jones share to others
I want Aldo/Freddie/Hunt to get their split of DC and jones millions.
>>69317277
he wont get shit, he probably doesn't have PPV cut like champs and I bet Brock does as well
in some interview Brock said he got "a lot of zeroes" for this fight, and refused to say how much he's being paid
as a casual why does everyone care about jones so much
he seems like a complete and total meme
>>69317256
>What if this was just an ultimate troll job in order to screw the UFC and DC?
Jones is a dumb nigger, end of the story.
>>69317265
>>69317287
For all we know he's been on the gear his whole career, he was not going to get off it for the biggest and hardest fight of his career.
Jones is gunna sniff a whole 8ball tonight
>>69317334
He's the greatest talent the sport has ever seen and he's fucking up his career in the prime of his life.
>>69317299
How do their PPV contracts work?
>>69317208
From watching Hunto back in K1 days, to him getting beaten like 5 times in a row.....this is a really happy/weird turn of events.
Fuck it, I will still be hype for the other matches but Brock Lesner as main event is gay as hell.
>>69317348
NEW
It's still a great card you guys!
whoopsie daisy
Jon Jones
YOOOOUUUUU'RRREEEE HIIIIIRRRREEED
>>69317359
>>69317348
>>69317348
>>69317348
new thread is here so nobody misses it
>>69316875
whats the backstory?
>>69317353
top kek
This is hilarious
fucking dumb roid monkeys
JON JONES
YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK
>>69317347
>Jones is GOAT meme
he is a desicioner most of his title reign
other fighters have been superior relative to their era than jones
>>69317318
This obviously sucks for DC, what i meant is that his point is proven, Jon is just a guy who's been gifted way too many stuff and can't stop throwing them all away, it obviously has a lot to do with him not taking severe punishment from the first time he crashed into that tree. Dana built this monster, he only gave him slaps in the wrist for the media fuck up after fuck up.
Gegard Mousasi replaces Jon Jones.
>>69317353
based lance
roidsports > naturalsports
>>69316015
>nate v diaz
>>69317187
HEY, FUCKASS DID IT GET PHYSICAL
HAHAHAHAHAHA! START CRYING ARIEL THE MERMAID!
>>69317393
who is this ugly whore
>>69317265
damn spain back at it again with the autism
>>69316569
the irony is that he probably has a 3" kawk
Say what you will but PEDs in any form are fucking amazing.
>>69316097
Nigga is five foot nothing
That dick is four inches at its finest
>tfw BROCK LESNAR saved ufc 200
Who /asp/ here
Lipohypertrophy marks on his abs, never noticed that before. Before downvoting me for implicating that he's on something: I really don't care if he is or isn't, a la Nate Diaz "you're all on steroids".
>>69317611
Dean Mark reporting
>>69317611
/asp/ is horrible though
Still better than woo
>>69317689
Are you fucking stupid? /asp/ is better than fucking /sp/. Fucking niggerlover, FUCK YOU
I look at you and laugh
>>69316737
>aussie shitposters
>>69317806
Suck my dick you racist pieces of shit who watches and consume and be fans of some of these black fighters but still call them niggers.
I'll just leave this here.
>>69316079
It means his A sample testes positive. B sample will be tested if he requests.
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